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Welcome to "Everlasting."
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Chet Wilton... creator of
"Everlasting"... big kahuna.
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You're very lucky
that your little stunt
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got me boo-yah ratings
last season.
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Yeah, Jeremy,
I'm sorry that I, um...
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That you disappeared
without saying a word?
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Saw that you and Lizzie
got back together.
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She's my fiancée.
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I called, Rach.
Yeah.
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Mary.
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I'm the old...
Old, desperate one.
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Her husband was
physically abusive.
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Hit the kid, too, broke her arm.
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Well, what we need you to do
is talk about being a virgin.
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Oh!
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I think I'm a little
out of my league.
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Are you kidding me?
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You're the most attractive
person here.
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Chet stole "Everlasting"
from both of us.
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It's your word against his.
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Well, unless you were to find
your original look book.
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You have taken everything
from me.
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Not anymore.
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Some people think
it's old-fashioned
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to ask a girl's family
for her hand in marriage.
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But here at "Everlasting,"
chivalry is not dead.
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* La, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la *
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So, in the spirit
of true courtship,
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Adam will be going home
with one lucky lady this week
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to meet her family in hopes
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of taking their relationship
to the next level.
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Adam.
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Ladies, I wish I could go home
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with each and every one of you.
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But, um no, seriously,
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I, um... I plan on taking
this serious step
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with someone who I haven't got
to know very well
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but who has definitely
piqued my curiosity.
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Faith.
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Oh!
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Oh, hey.
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Nice job, lady. How did you
get him to pick Faith?
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Oh, that's some toddler-level
reverse psychology.
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Yeah, I told him to cut Faith,
and so he picked her.
Aww.
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You know, who knew horse-face
was gonna be a crowd favorite?
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So let's give them
some hard-core Americana.
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What are we doing?
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Okay, so I was thinking about
a sweet, little mini rodeo
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followed up by a church dance...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're working way too hard.
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Screw the rodeo and just get
your "woof woof"
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to lose it to the big guy.
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Yeah, but she hasn't
even admitted
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that she's a virgin yet, so...
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Well, then get her to.
Come on, Goldy.
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It's 10k off your debt if you
can pop her cherry in Dixie.
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Huh?
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Now the rest of you ladies will
be making video invitations
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explaining to Adam
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why you would like him
to meet your family.
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Ugh. Mary's a freaking robot
with that creepy smile.
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I'm surprised
she can feel anything
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with all the mood stabilizers
she's on.
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She's bipolar, and she has PTSD
from the domestic abuse.
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Can I see that?
Yeah.
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Uh, Shia, I need you all over
those video invitations today.
Yeah.
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I can cover Rachel's girls
while she's gone.
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You're not gonna be too busy
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trying to get your entire head
up Chet's asshole?
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Nah.
I'm a born multi-tasker.
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All right, let's go, people!
Rachel? A word?
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Uh, uh, I'm worried
about you, hon.
Why?
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Well, you're about to go
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on your first overnight trip
with Jeremy.
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Right.
Yeah, I-I'll be fine.
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Listen,
I-I-I just want you
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to keep making good decisions
for yourself.
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Giving into him, in particular,
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kind of destabilized you
last time. Mexico?
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I remember. Yeah, I remember.
I understand. I got it.
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A-And if you could stay away
from the booze on the road.
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Makes us horny.
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Got it. Thanks!
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You want to walk me through
why you did the opposite
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of what I asked you to do?
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Because I'm not
your meat puppet.
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Wow. It's gonna be
a fun weekend.
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Try not to fight with your
boyfriend the whole time, okay?
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Adam.
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Hey.
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There is actually one more thing
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I might ask you to do for me
this week.
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But this one, I swear it's gonna
be right up your alley.
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Up my alley, really?
Yeah.
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I'll just wait...
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Holy crap!
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I cannot wait for you
to see Gran's ranch.
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I know. I can't wait.
It's gonna be so good!
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Hey, guys, time out, guys.
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Time out.
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Now let's go have
a conversation.
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I'll talk to you later.
All right.
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Let's go chat, okay?
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Ooh, a chat.
A chat!
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I'm not even supposed
to be telling you this,
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but the audience has been
feeling a ton of heat
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building between you and Adam.
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Really? Come on.
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Why do you think he asked you
on this date?
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Bringing him home
to meet your family?
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Hey, that's a big step.
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It might also be
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the perfect,
like, most magical time
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to let your relationship evolve,
you know, in a physical way.
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Rachel, you know I can't.
No, listen.
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I know that's a really big deal
for you, you know,
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but I'm just saying that Adam...
He's like a really great guy.
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Right, he's super-sweet,
crazy-hot,
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and that's why you came here,
to try new things, right?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Can I think about it?
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Of course, sweetie, come on.
You're crazy.
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I just...
I would never want you
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to do anything
that doesn't feel right.
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I'm just saying that I think
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Adam's been connected to you
since day one,
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and if I were you, I'd want him
to, uh, take my flower.
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All right, sweetie,
I'll see you soon.
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Oh, my gosh! Hi, guys!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh.
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Come here, my sweet, little
tater, and hug my neck.
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Ohh.
Hi, Gran.
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Yes.
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Oh.
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And who's this nice, young man?
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Adam Cromwell.
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Thank you so much for inviting
me into your home.
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Oh! Oh.
And these are for you.
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Thank you.
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Ooh, Adam, this is
my best friend, Amy.
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Hi.
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Welcome to Mississippi.
Thank you.
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Uh, would you push me inside,
young man?
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Sure, yeah.
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Now relax and enjoy the day,
sweetheart.
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You're in God's country now.
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Hey, Gran looks great.
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Thank you for taking care
of her.
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Has she been easy?
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Ehh. Mostly.
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Oh, gosh.
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I'm shocked that I'm still here.
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Okay, well,
Adam kissed you in Napa.
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What more do you want?
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Who else has he kissed?
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You know? I'm sorry.
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I...I just miss my kid.
I'm too old for this.
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No, only
'cause you're acting old.
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You're not in menopause, Mary.
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You're hot as hell,
like stunning.
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Thank you.
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Bathroom's on the left, hon!
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Be in your business.
You're better than that.
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How could you not think that?
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Amy, I'm sorry.
Look...
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Are we done?
'Cause...
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Uh, hey, hey.
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Um, I noticed that you haven't
been drinking.
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Are you like an alcoholic
or something?
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Uh, no, Shia, I don't drink.
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Those are two very
different things.
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Okay, and I respect that.
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But, you know,
maybe make an exception.
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Two or five margaritas
always help me sparkle.
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I-I know that there is another
Mary in there...
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The real Mary.
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We just have to find her
and let her shine.
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Okay. Thanks.
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Or you get dumped
on national television
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for being a dull,
dead-eyed loser.
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You think that's good
for your kid to see?
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You get your hands off of me.
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Uh, before we begin,
I'd like to make sure
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that my clients understand
what a suit like this
really entails.
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Well we are not
your clients yet.
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Exactly.
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Uh, we talked about this.
She gets it.
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Look, I just don't want to get
that weird kind of cancer
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that people get
from being bitter,
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and letting Chet take credit for
my ideas is gonna give me that.
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So, let's sue the bastard.
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Okay, show me what you got.
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Wow.
This is it?
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What?
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No, it's proof-positive that
the show was Quinn's idea.
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No, all this proves is that
you developed something,
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possibly with Chet,
while you were under his employ.
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And intellectual property suits
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are almost impossible
in Reality TV.
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Okay, you think
I don't know that?
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Give it back.
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Thank you.
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Wait.
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Is it true you and Chet
are connected
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on more than just a...
professional level?
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What are you implying?
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I'm implying that we may have
another way to make a case.
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Okay, so why don't you just
tell me about your, uh...
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Your physical relationship
with Adam so far?
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My physical relationship with
Adam has been hot and sexy
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and, um... oh, he held my hand
on the way up here.
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I thought that was
very romantic of him.
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Okay, but you are going to be
spending the night with him,
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and you haven't even kissed him.
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Yeah, that's weird.
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Faith, you seem uncomfortable.
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No, no, no.
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I'm fine.
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Yeah?
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Well, it doesn't have anything
to do with your friend Amy?
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What do you mean?
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I saw you two talking on
the front lawn, and it looked...
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You know, it looked
kind of intense.
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She just thinks that sex
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shouldn't even be talked about
on TV, let alone...
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Oh, really? Where does she think
it should be discussed?
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It's a subject
for two married people
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under the watchful eye
of God only.
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That doesn't leave a lot of room
for finding yourself,
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you know, exploring all
the different options,
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which is a very,
very normal part
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of growing up,
don't you think, Faith?
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No, I don't think that.
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I actually don't even know what
you're talking about, Rachel.
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To me, it just seems like Amy's
opinion really matters to you.
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Like, she's a very important
person in your life,
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possibly the most important.
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Rachel, you need to stop,
seriously,
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'cause, um, I'm in love
with Adam,
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and I want him to take
my virginity...
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tonight.
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So, your great-grandfather
built this barn?
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The whole town pitched it.
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I know.
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And, uh... screw it.
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Oh.
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Mm.
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Sorry.
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No, please.
That was... that was lovely.
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Yeah. Okay.
252
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:58,351
All right, Adam, uh,
the thing is...
253
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,821
I'm a virgin.
254
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:06,326
And I'd like you to be my first.
255
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:11,932
Oh, wow, Faith.
That is... that's such an honor.
256
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,768
I-It is, right?
257
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:17,204
Yes, of course.
Yeah. Um...
258
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:21,208
Can you excuse me
259
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,176
for just a second?
260
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,245
Sure, yeah.
261
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,448
Rachel, are you kidding me?
262
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,817
Her first?
263
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:30,884
Take it as a compliment.
264
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:33,220
Okay, nothing but satisfied
customers in your wake.
265
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,156
What the hell are we doing here?
266
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,992
You want lessons
in intellectual property,
267
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,427
or are we having a little
lawyer playdate?
268
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,462
Ooh, sounds fun, but no.
We've thrown out the I.P. case.
269
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,898
I'll let my client
do the honors.
270
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:48,535
I am suing for palimony,
promissory estoppel, and fraud.
271
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,871
What?
272
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,305
So, now you're alleging
273
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:55,042
that your client
is my client's mistress?
274
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:58,145
Ooh, more like an
eight-year-long
monogamous affair
275
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,280
with promises made
that remain unfulfilled.
276
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,182
My client has turned down
job offers
277
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,451
and marriage proposals
based on said promises
278
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:07,020
and is simply
claiming recompense
279
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:09,456
in the form of a 40% stake
in "Everlasting."
280
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,592
Oh, this should be fun.
281
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,161
Shouldn't it?
282
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,964
We have cellphone records
and credit-card bills,
283
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,933
not to mention photographs.
284
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,838
That really didn't go well.
Was I supposed to like it?
285
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,073
Yeah, Faith.
286
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,241
Kissing is supposed to feel
really good.
287
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,476
Wait, wait.
288
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:33,280
Have you never kissed anybody
for real?
289
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,983
Yeah, I mean...
290
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,517
I mean...
291
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,052
I don't know.
292
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,120
Amy and I sort of practiced
293
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,621
on our pillows at camp but...
294
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,123
And each other?
295
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,291
What?
296
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:47,494
No.
297
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,896
No.
298
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:55,168
All right, well, Faith, um...
299
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,204
I don't know.
Have you...
300
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,506
Have you ever thought
that you and Amy,
301
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,342
you know, that you might be
in love with Amy?
302
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:05,145
That's disgusting.
303
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,546
No, it's not.
304
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,181
It's beautiful.
305
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,918
Wow.
Looks like you enjoy spas.
306
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,886
As does he.
307
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,455
We just went to Canyon Ranch
six weeks ago for four nights.
308
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:19,026
Mm. And all these credit-card
charges are in your name.
309
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:23,496
Yes, but the hotel folio shows
two guests and a male facial.
310
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,565
Mm, that could be any man.
311
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,200
But it wasn't.
312
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,336
And I'm sure that Mr. Wilton's
credit-card statements,
313
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,472
once subpoenaed, will reflect
charges in Tucson, Arizona,
314
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,441
that week, as well.
315
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,643
No, he actually pays cash.
316
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,212
What?
317
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:42,916
Based on all of this...
evidence,
318
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,185
the only thing that I can gather
319
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,320
is you've been stalking
my client.
320
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,223
Oh, come on.
Stalking?
321
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,225
We have grounds
for a restraining order,
322
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:58,065
which, if Chet gives the word,
I'm prepared to file today.
323
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:07,640
We've had unholy thoughts...
324
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:10,277
but we've never acted on them.
325
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,611
Faith, why did you come on TV
326
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,646
if you were so confused
about this stuff?
327
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,116
I don't know.
328
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,985
I thought I would go off
to Hollywood,
329
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:21,421
and there would be this prince,
330
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,256
and he'd be rich.
331
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:28,128
And then everything...
Everything would be fixed.
332
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,163
Yeah, listen,
you don't need any fixing.
333
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,999
There is just a whole world
of people
334
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,566
that are just waiting
to love you
335
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,135
and Amy for who you both are.
336
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:40,007
God's gonna strike me down
for loving a woman.
337
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:44,344
My family is gonna disown me,
338
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,746
and my church would kick me out.
339
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,549
They'd have to.
340
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,152
Okay, well,
I have an idea, Faith.
341
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,220
I have an idea.
342
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,421
What if you just...
343
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,290
What if you just said it
out loud one time?
344
00:15:57,324 --> 00:16:00,193
You know,
see if God strikes you down.
345
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,468
Huh?
346
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,270
I can't do that, Rachel.
347
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,771
Oh, come on.
I can't do it.
348
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,241
How does it feel having all of
this bottled up all the time?
349
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,776
Just say it out loud.
350
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:20,047
One time.
351
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:24,251
Hey, Faith, you all right?
352
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,453
Uh, yeah.
353
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,121
Yeah.
354
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:32,392
Uh, sorry about all that
kissy-kissy stuff earlier.
355
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,661
Oh.
That's perfectly all right.
356
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,129
Don't worry.
Yeah.
357
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,165
Uh, Adam,
I got to tell you something.
358
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,566
Sure.
359
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,802
Actually, um...
360
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:48,208
I'm not...
attracted to you.
361
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:53,046
Um, are you attracted
to someone else?
362
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,717
Yes.
363
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:02,155
To one person, actually.
364
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,594
To my friend.
365
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,236
Amy.
366
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:34,387
Mmm.
367
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:39,659
Oh, my gosh.
368
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:42,262
Ohh.
369
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,266
Oh, hey, you.
370
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:55,442
Oh, hey, Quinn, can I talk to
you about the video invites?
371
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,311
Where is Rachel?
Uh, Mississippi, remember?
372
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,380
Quinn, what's wrong?
373
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,450
Chet's screwing me.
374
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:06,119
Sorry, Quinn, but I kind of
feel like everybody knows that.
375
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,587
No. No, no, no, no.
376
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,789
I mean...
377
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:14,727
he's trying to say
that I stalked him.
378
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,296
Why the hell would he say that?
379
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:19,866
Because I'm suing him.
What are you suing him for?
380
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:23,636
Because I created this...
"Everlasting."
381
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:26,173
You did?
Yep.
382
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:29,176
Yeah, it was my idea.
383
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,643
It's my idea.
384
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,479
All mine!
385
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:33,846
Ow.
386
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,516
Ha ha.
387
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,652
They are throwing my case out.
388
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,921
Listen, why are you taking this
so literally?
389
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,923
You're the best producer
in the industry.
390
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,194
You could make a perfectly happy
person jump off a bridge.
391
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,529
Thank you.
392
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,599
So, screw the lawyers.
Produce Chet.
393
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,801
Make him jump off a bridge.
394
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,203
Legally, I mean.
395
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,137
Damn it.
396
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,409
You are right.
397
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,348
What, wait...
What did you want?
398
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,416
I mean, before.
399
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,450
Oh, it's... it's nothing.
400
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,884
Look, it's Mary.
I tried.
401
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,753
I really got in there,
but I think...
Oh, Mary.
402
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,255
No, I'll do it.
I'll go talk to her.
403
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,756
I'll go do it.
I'll go talk to her.
404
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,625
No, no, no, Quinn.
That's not what I wanted...
405
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,493
It's okay. We're good.
Good talk.
406
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,229
Hey. Hi. I, uh...
407
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:25,298
I need you to pull out
that coming-out bit and...
408
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,899
Rach, Rach, I can't.
Why?
409
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,502
The new post supervisor
is crazy OCD.
410
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,837
Yeah, but I promised Faith
411
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,505
that we wouldn't air it
unless she was ready.
412
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,274
Rach, you got to ask me before
you do stuff like that.
413
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,742
All right, I could have dropped
a new card in.
414
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,510
You could have shot
whatever the hell you wanted.
415
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:38,878
Okay, okay. Uh...
416
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,348
What are we gonna do?
What can we do?
417
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,650
There's nothing to do, Rach.
You got to call someone at home.
418
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,285
You got to get them
to intercept it
419
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,786
and log it and then hide it.
420
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,721
Okay. Copy that.
421
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,993
Well, hey, y'all.
How is Mississippi?
422
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,995
Hey, do you remember coming out
to your parents?
423
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,531
Ugh. Oh, God.
Why did you remind me?
424
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,967
Yeah, I need you to do something
for me.
425
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,278
Mary.
426
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,579
Hi.
427
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:15,348
I'm Quinn.
Uh, we've never officially met,
428
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:18,285
but I'm the executive producer
of this show.
429
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,952
Did I do something wrong?
430
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,888
I just have a question for you.
431
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,290
Oh, okay.
432
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,824
Why are you here?
433
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,693
What?
434
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,329
I mean, why did you decide
to do this show?
435
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,865
Oh, um... to start over,
436
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:37,970
to, um, put myself out there
and broaden my horizons.
437
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,039
And you feel like
you're doing that?
438
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,474
Yeah. Yeah, I mean,
439
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,710
this is definitely
out of my comfort zone.
440
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,012
It shows.
441
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:48,315
Come on.
Sit down with me.
442
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,052
It just makes me so sad,
443
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:58,925
because I can see
that something or someone
444
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,428
scared the crap out of you.
445
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:06,966
Made you scared
of your own power.
446
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:10,337
Did someone scare you, Mary?
447
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:14,807
Um, maybe.
448
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:19,812
Then nail them to the cross
and burn it down.
449
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:22,549
Okay? Because let me
tell you something...
450
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,517
One grown-ass woman
to another...
451
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:27,620
You do not want to find yourself
452
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:30,089
another eight years
down the road,
453
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:35,795
having never been honest
about what you really want.
454
00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:44,537
So
455
00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:47,874
Either ball-up
and give a shit,
456
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,009
or pack your bags right now.
457
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:52,945
Take care.
458
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:05,024
I mean, honestly, you guys,
459
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,427
screw my friends at Vassar
working at PBS.
460
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:11,731
Faith's coming out could be seen
by 15 million people.
461
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,065
That changes lives.
462
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:14,567
I mean, that's the reason
463
00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:16,903
why I wanted to get into TV
in the first place.
464
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,805
I mean, it's a huge,
huge platform.
465
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,640
I suppose I wouldn't mind if
this crazy chapter in my life
466
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,642
did something good
for the human race.
I mean, right?
467
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,411
- Right?
- You guys.
468
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,378
Yeah? Hi!
469
00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:26,145
Okay.
470
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,848
I've been praying on it.
471
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,783
I don't want to
fight it anymore.
472
00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:31,951
I'm in love with Amy.
473
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:33,152
I want to quit the show.
474
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,590
Wow, Faith.
475
00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,826
That will... well,
have you talked to Amy yet?
476
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,595
Yeah.
She's praying on it, too.
477
00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:45,832
There's a...
There's a lot to pray on.
478
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,867
God's grace is in me, Rachel.
479
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:48,835
I can feel it.
480
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,570
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
481
00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:53,706
It's just giving me
God bumps all over me!
482
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:55,141
Look at my arm!
483
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:57,710
I want to do it again tomorrow.
484
00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:59,979
A-at the church dance.
I want to testify.
485
00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:02,114
Okay, Faith, no, listen,
that's a huge step.
486
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,683
My congregation needs to know
487
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,852
that God cherishes
all his children.
488
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,119
Yes, of course, of course.
489
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:09,456
But have you talked
to your Gran yet?
490
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:12,091
Rachel, look, if Gran
can see that one person...
491
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:13,125
You or you guys...
492
00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:15,027
Can accept me,
493
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,996
if she can see
that I can have friends
494
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:19,432
and I can have love,
it's gonna soften the blow.
495
00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:21,901
Don't you think?
496
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:23,503
All right, all right.
Let's just...
497
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,137
Let's just kick
this hillbilly town's ass
498
00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:27,039
into the new millennium!
Should we do it?
499
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,875
Yeah! This is what
I'm talking about!
500
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,209
I mean, I'll see if I can find
501
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,512
some extra, you know,
bonus money for you and Amy
502
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:35,081
so you guys can move someplace
a little bit more accepting.
503
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,749
What? No, I'm not moving.
504
00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:38,818
This is my home.
This is where I live.
505
00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:42,021
I'm gonna stay here
and make them all believe.
506
00:23:57,169 --> 00:24:00,873
I just want to see her married
before I die.
507
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:04,811
D-don't you think that Adam
is a nice young boy?
508
00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,979
Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
He's a great guy.
509
00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:09,215
"Real mensch,"
as my mother would say.
510
00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:12,885
Hey, Gran? Uh, would you
excuse us for just a minute?
511
00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:14,220
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
512
00:24:14,253 --> 00:24:15,888
Oh.
I'll be right back.
513
00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:18,625
Thanks. One sec.
What's up, sweetie?
514
00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:21,661
Uh...
515
00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:22,862
I don't know what you did
516
00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:24,063
to get Faith's head
all screwed up,
517
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:25,698
but she is not
in her right mind.
518
00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:27,099
Listen, Amy,
did she tell you...
Yeah. She told me.
519
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,668
She might be ready, but I'm not.
520
00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,903
I'm a Sunday School
teacher.
I know. I know.
521
00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:32,204
But Amy, I promise you...
522
00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:34,040
I promise you the world
has really changed.
523
00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,575
Yeah, in Hollywood.
524
00:24:35,608 --> 00:24:37,243
You know what they do to...
525
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:38,878
gay people around here?
526
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:41,748
Does Matthew Shepard
ring a bell?
527
00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:45,685
Ah! Oh, my goodness.
528
00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:47,987
Thank you so much for coming.
529
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:50,489
Thank you for being here.
530
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,226
It's been so great
to see all y'all,
531
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:57,630
rememberin' all the love
and support
532
00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,866
that you've given me
all my life.
533
00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:01,634
We love you, Faith!
534
00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:03,636
I love you, too!
535
00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:06,205
Uh...
536
00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:09,008
there is, uh...
537
00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:12,078
There's something I-I got
to tell y'all,
538
00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:16,916
uh, that might change that.
539
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:19,285
It shouldn't.
540
00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:21,754
Hell, nothing should, right?
541
00:25:21,788 --> 00:25:23,322
Right!
542
00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:34,567
And, uh... okay,
t-the thing is...
543
00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:39,872
this is just about
who has my heart.
544
00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:42,875
Truth is...
545
00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:44,977
there's someone here
that I love...
Just go up there.
546
00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:49,181
More than anyone in the world.
547
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:50,817
Oh, God.
548
00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:52,184
And, uh...
549
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,786
I am so sorry
for interrupting, Faith,
550
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:55,755
but I think I know
where you're going with this.
551
00:25:55,788 --> 00:25:57,990
Um, so, I have a question
for you.
552
00:25:58,024 --> 00:25:59,959
Oh.
553
00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:02,328
Faith...
554
00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:08,968
Faith, will you continue
this journey
555
00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:10,336
with me for another week?
556
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,776
Yes, I will.
557
00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:22,081
Thank you.
558
00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:23,650
You're welcome.
559
00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:34,727
- It's Jay.
- Leave a message.
560
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,796
Jay, I need you
to kill the footage.
561
00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:38,064
I mean, bury it, burn it,
562
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:40,299
physically destroy it,
and I'm not kidding.
563
00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:42,134
Okay?
I'll take the heat.
564
00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:46,939
What are we gonna tell Quinn?
We don't have a story.
565
00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:48,841
I'll figure it out.
566
00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:52,111
Standby for Mary's
video invite. Take one.
567
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:55,314
Are these gonna be big enough
for you?
568
00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:58,250
Throw away the cue cards.
569
00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,986
I've got a new script.
570
00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:01,954
Great. Cheers.
No. No, thank you.
571
00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:04,356
All right, people.
Mary's video invite, take one.
572
00:27:04,390 --> 00:27:06,025
Here we go.
573
00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,927
Okay, so, what do you need
to sell this?
574
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,729
I'm thinking, like,
a silhouette in the window
575
00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:12,932
of the two of you
taking your clothes off,
576
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,967
and then just, you know,
making some noises.
577
00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:17,937
Like you know.
578
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,706
Yeah, okay.
That's it.
579
00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:21,073
Okay.
That's all I'm thinking.
580
00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:22,675
Okay.
581
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:25,712
Hey.
Hey.
582
00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:27,346
Are you okay with this?
583
00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:29,081
Yeah, yeah.
I guess.
584
00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:32,819
It's... you know, finish
the show, give Gran a thrill.
585
00:27:32,852 --> 00:27:33,986
Okay.
586
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:37,356
I mean, you're asking
about all of it?
587
00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:41,961
I'm good with you.
588
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:44,797
You just got to give me
some time, okay?
589
00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:46,232
Okay.
590
00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:07,286
Ready?
591
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:09,989
Oh, my gosh.
592
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:14,160
Hey.
Hi.
593
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,395
There you go.
594
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:22,034
Mm, no, thanks.
595
00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:23,903
What?
596
00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:27,239
Not drinking, and you did
a totally selfless act today?
597
00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:30,176
It's all right.
I won't tell Quinn, I promise.
598
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:35,347
Covering it up feels weird.
599
00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:38,117
Not as weird as outing someone
who's not ready yet, Rach.
600
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:40,019
No, if you think that I wanted
this just for the show, I...
601
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,320
I don't... no, no, no.
Hey, no, no, no.
602
00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:43,055
I think you did something good
for Faith,
603
00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:45,224
and she's gonna thank you
for it one day. I promise.
604
00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:48,427
That's great.
605
00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:53,065
Rach, I got to ask you.
Yeah.
606
00:28:53,099 --> 00:28:55,334
What happened
while you were gone?
607
00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:56,936
Where'd you disappear to?
608
00:28:56,969 --> 00:29:00,039
I don't... I-I-I don't want
some Rachel story.
609
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,307
I want the truth.
610
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,946
Um, well, I was in jail.
611
00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:09,281
The whole time?
Come on, Rach.
612
00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:13,219
I was, um...
613
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:17,023
in my sweatpants,
under the covers,
614
00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:19,458
watching bad TV
and eating ice cream.
615
00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:22,528
Which... wait a second...
I had it delivered.
616
00:29:22,561 --> 00:29:23,996
Ah.
617
00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:25,464
Okay, I didn't...
I didn't leave the house.
618
00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:26,532
Not at all?
619
00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:28,000
No. No, no, no.
620
00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:29,135
Mnh-mnh.
621
00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:31,003
Depressed?
622
00:29:32,538 --> 00:29:36,008
Yeah, I could barely move.
623
00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:38,544
Why didn't you call me, Rach?
624
00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:41,180
Because depressed people
don't call.
625
00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:45,251
Not depressed people
when they're depressed.
626
00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:49,088
What all of this
because of Mexico?
627
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,923
I was that bad?
628
00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:52,058
No.
629
00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:55,594
Come on. God, no.
I just... uh, God.
630
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:58,330
I don't really do well,
you know, with happiness.
631
00:29:58,364 --> 00:30:00,332
It's, uh...
It's very unfamiliar.
632
00:30:00,366 --> 00:30:02,268
It's...
633
00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:07,039
it's terrifying, actually.
634
00:30:07,073 --> 00:30:11,477
Why'd you come back?
635
00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:13,579
Honestly?
636
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:19,085
I wanted to see you.
637
00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:22,955
* You're the first and last
of your kind *
638
00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:25,925
* Pull me like an animal
out of a hole *
639
00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:29,896
* I want to be every lever
you pull *
640
00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:32,531
* And all showers
that shower you *
641
00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:34,333
* Gonna paw, paw at you
642
00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:38,537
* Like at cat paws
at my woolen jumper *
643
00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:40,306
* Do-do-do, do, do-do-do-do
644
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:45,444
* Be your Min Pin and borrower
of handsome trivia *
645
00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:47,013
* Hey
646
00:30:47,046 --> 00:30:49,882
* Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
647
00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:50,950
Ahh.
648
00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:53,252
* Oh, devour me
649
00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:56,188
* Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
650
00:30:56,222 --> 00:31:00,026
* If you really think
that you can stomach me *
651
00:31:00,059 --> 00:31:02,328
I can't.
652
00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:05,664
Why? Why? Why?
653
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:08,901
'Cause I know how things start
with you.
654
00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:11,971
And I know how they end.
655
00:31:12,004 --> 00:31:15,407
I can't do it, Rach.
656
00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:23,249
What the hell am I doing here?
657
00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:25,651
My client has one
last piece of evidence
658
00:31:25,684 --> 00:31:27,086
she'd like to present.
659
00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:28,487
I have advised her not to,
660
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,957
but she is...
incredibly stubborn.
661
00:31:46,472 --> 00:31:49,575
This is evidence?
662
00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:57,116
- Leave.
- Chet, you sure?
663
00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:58,350
You pay me $700 an hour
664
00:31:58,384 --> 00:32:00,519
to make sure you don't think
with your dick.
665
00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:03,389
Get out.
You too.
666
00:32:13,299 --> 00:32:16,135
You kept that?
667
00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:21,573
Yes, you asshole.
668
00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:23,209
Why?
669
00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:27,513
'Cause it's the only time
you ever said "I love you."
670
00:32:33,052 --> 00:32:37,056
I'm sorry about that, kiddo.
671
00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:39,291
I really am.
672
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,736
I'm agreeing
to her original terms.
673
00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:54,373
40% ownership of "Everlasting"
in perpetuity.
674
00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:59,645
The show was your idea.
675
00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:14,226
I'll give you a minute.
676
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:25,471
Adam, you have one
video invitation left.
677
00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:27,473
Are you ready?
678
00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:35,281
Well, Adam... um,
up until this morning,
679
00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:37,316
I thought I'd be going home
this week.
680
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,518
I want to explain
why I haven't been
681
00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:41,653
completely honest about myself.
682
00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:44,090
How can you pick me
if you don't know who I am?
683
00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:51,197
So, um, I was in
an abusive marriage.
684
00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:53,465
I know I don't look the part.
685
00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:56,635
Neither did he, but...
686
00:33:56,668 --> 00:34:01,307
behind closed doors,
it was... it was brutal.
687
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:05,811
When he broke my daughter,
Lily Belle's, arm,
688
00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:10,816
of course he threatened
to kill me if I told.
689
00:34:10,849 --> 00:34:13,752
And he meant it.
690
00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:15,821
But I told.
691
00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:18,090
I told the police.
692
00:34:18,124 --> 00:34:20,526
I told my family.
693
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:25,697
I would do anything
to protect my baby.
694
00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:28,634
I guess I-I just
want you to know
695
00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,569
that's the kind of woman I am.
696
00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:35,307
So, send me home so I can be
with my sweet girl
697
00:34:35,341 --> 00:34:40,579
or pick me so you can meet her.
698
00:34:40,612 --> 00:34:43,682
I trust that you'll do that.
699
00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:53,459
Mary, your story moved
and impressed me.
700
00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:56,628
I'd love to meet your daughter.
701
00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:04,603
Rach?
Hmm?
702
00:35:04,636 --> 00:35:07,906
You know how Chet gets
really pushy sometimes?
703
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,475
Mm-hmm.
704
00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:14,480
He said we didn't have any drama
in this ep, and...
705
00:35:14,513 --> 00:35:15,681
What?
706
00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:18,817
He read the damn logs
from the Faith trip.
707
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:20,619
What was I supposed to do?
708
00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:26,492
This is just about
who has my heart.
709
00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:28,260
That's it right there.
710
00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:29,495
See?
Chet, hey.
711
00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:31,230
Hey, weirdo.
Hi.
712
00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:32,731
And what's the prince
doing here?
We just wanted to...
713
00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:34,566
We just... we wanted to talk
to you about the footage.
714
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,602
Oh, I know.
All that hillbilly lesbo stuff
715
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:37,803
is great, isn't it?
716
00:35:37,836 --> 00:35:39,271
And thanks to Jay
for spotting that.
717
00:35:39,305 --> 00:35:41,173
Chet... I-I-I mean,
that's not...
718
00:35:41,207 --> 00:35:43,375
I'm sorry. Excuse me, did... Jay
Jay brought it to you, huh?
719
00:35:43,409 --> 00:35:45,677
Yeah, yeah. I told him we needed
a water-cooler moment next week
720
00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:48,180
for renewal,
and, uh, this is so weird.
721
00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:49,515
It's good, and it's weird.
722
00:35:49,548 --> 00:35:51,283
Hey, go back...
Cut back to that shot
723
00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:52,818
of her with the crucifix.
724
00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:56,322
Yeah.
725
00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:58,424
And... go.
726
00:35:58,457 --> 00:35:59,891
Next week on "Everlasting,"
727
00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:02,394
one of the ladies
will put her whole...
728
00:36:02,428 --> 00:36:04,596
Yeah, Chet, I know that
the footage is really good.
729
00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:05,431
Uh...
730
00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:06,665
What happened?
731
00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:07,899
I thought she was gonna come out
732
00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:09,335
at the, uh...
At the church dance.
733
00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:10,669
That would have been
so boo-yah!
734
00:36:10,702 --> 00:36:11,937
Gay is so... actually,
it's like two years ago,
735
00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:13,639
and transgender is now.
736
00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:16,442
God, he's a populist genius,
isn't he?
Uh, you know what?
737
00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:17,776
We actually stopped the story
738
00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:19,278
because there was a much better
story here,
739
00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:19,978
a much bigger story.
Oh, yeah? What?
740
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:22,314
She lost it to Adam.
741
00:36:22,348 --> 00:36:24,850
Yeah.
Come on.
742
00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,818
She's a lesbo, lezzie,
lezzie, lesbo, les. Come on.
743
00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:28,687
Chet, you just can't...
All those fake sex noises.
744
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,389
Sorry, guv'ner, she doesn't
fancy your bangers and mash.
745
00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:31,890
Okay, it became abundantly clear
while we were shooting
746
00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:32,958
that outing her
would ruin her life, so...
747
00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:34,360
Well, she signed up for it.
748
00:36:34,393 --> 00:36:36,562
You know, they all sign up
for it, so...
749
00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:38,630
You can't use this footage.
750
00:36:38,664 --> 00:36:41,367
I'm sorry,
what did you just say?
751
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,635
You can't use the footage.
752
00:36:43,669 --> 00:36:45,637
Okay, I made a verbal agreement
with her.
753
00:36:45,671 --> 00:36:46,772
You can't use it.
754
00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:48,440
Well, that's a little
like the maid
755
00:36:48,474 --> 00:36:50,676
saying that she owns the silver
because she polished it.
756
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:52,744
You don't have the right to make
an agreement like that.
757
00:36:52,778 --> 00:36:53,845
You know why?
758
00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:55,747
Because I own every inch
of footage
759
00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:57,783
and every single camera
on this show.
760
00:36:57,816 --> 00:36:59,518
You're day labor.
You got it?
761
00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:00,686
Well, I'm just gonna
chain myself
762
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:01,887
to the bulldozer, then, okay?
763
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,590
I own the bulldozer.
I own the chains.
764
00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:07,326
So why don't you grow up, huh?
765
00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:09,361
Hey, Chet, can I steal you
for a quick minute?
766
00:37:09,395 --> 00:37:11,463
Honestly, I'm... look,
I'm with you on this one.
767
00:37:11,497 --> 00:37:14,500
But, um, I do... look, I've got
something that you might...
768
00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:16,468
You might enjoy even more.
769
00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:24,476
L-look, I'm sorry, okay,
770
00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:27,279
but she's got to
come out sometime.
771
00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:29,515
So, what, it's up to you
to decide when?
772
00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:31,883
You know, Perez stopped
doing that recently.
773
00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:34,019
Rach, our show's like
a mirror, okay?
774
00:37:34,052 --> 00:37:35,821
It helps people face the truth.
775
00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:38,690
Did you just quote
Dr. Wagerstein to me?
Oh, my God.
776
00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:40,492
How did it feel when that...
777
00:37:40,526 --> 00:37:42,461
That ball of crap
fell out of your mouth?
778
00:37:42,494 --> 00:37:44,062
I mean, it feel good?
779
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:46,498
Chet said he would hook me up
780
00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:48,300
if I found something big.
781
00:37:48,334 --> 00:37:50,035
And so, what, you fell for it?
782
00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:52,804
I've got to find my way
out of here somehow.
783
00:37:52,838 --> 00:37:55,441
I just want to remind you
that there used to be
784
00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:58,310
at least, like, a few things
that you wouldn't do.
785
00:37:58,344 --> 00:37:59,445
Yeah, you too.
786
00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:01,413
Yeah, but we're not talking
about me.
787
00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:03,949
We're talking about people
we can still save.
788
00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:19,865
Hey, Goldberg,
where the hell you been?
789
00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:21,500
Come on. Let's go.
Get in here.
790
00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:23,769
"Hollywood Tonight's"
airing next week's promo.
791
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,103
I'm good.
I don't want in.
792
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,473
Come on. I think you're gonna
want to see this one.
793
00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:29,007
Come on.
794
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,411
"Hollywood Tonight's"
exclusive scoop
795
00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:34,913
on the "Everlasting"
suitor's sex tape.
796
00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:38,049
This newly leaked tape
shows Adam Cromwell
797
00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:41,086
shagging the sister
of a royal someone.
798
00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:43,522
I want to get ahead of it.
799
00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:46,392
And I want to reassure the
women I'm currently courting
800
00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:49,060
I am serious about putting
my past behind me
801
00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:50,762
and about finding true love.
802
00:38:50,796 --> 00:38:52,964
I wonder why Adam gave this
straight to Chet.
803
00:39:00,138 --> 00:39:02,374
Hey.
Staying strong?
804
00:39:02,408 --> 00:39:04,042
Heard you did well on the road.
805
00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:05,411
Yeah.
Yeah, I did.
806
00:39:05,444 --> 00:39:07,045
So good.
807
00:39:08,614 --> 00:39:10,816
Hi.
Hi.
808
00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:13,819
So, uh, they said everything
is on this, but...
809
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:16,422
I will double check, yeah.
Thank you.
810
00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:18,624
Really.
It's very sweet.
811
00:39:18,657 --> 00:39:20,158
No, don't...
Don't mention it.
812
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:21,527
Faith's great for ratings,
813
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,894
and
fly-over states
814
00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:25,130
are gonna love me so...
815
00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:28,934
Pippa? I have to.
I have to ask. Pippa?
816
00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:32,938
Yeah, well, um, it's...
It's a lot of my face
817
00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,773
and a lot of very blurry bits
818
00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,742
that might not actually
be Pippa.
819
00:39:36,775 --> 00:39:39,578
But tell the story once
and, uh, they latch on.
820
00:39:39,611 --> 00:39:42,448
Look at you, Cromwell,
getting the hang of it.
821
00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:43,749
Very impressed.
Hmm.
822
00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:45,651
Well, Faith is your baby bird
to protect now.
823
00:39:45,684 --> 00:39:48,153
Oh, you think? Well, I would say
that she's our baby bird.
824
00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:49,788
Oh, really?
Yeah.
825
00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:54,593
Can I ask you a weird question?
826
00:39:54,626 --> 00:39:57,563
Yeah.
827
00:39:57,596 --> 00:40:00,499
Are we friends?
828
00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:05,537
Um... hadn't really thought
about it.
829
00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:09,975
Uh... yes?
I guess we are.
830
00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:12,744
Look, I don't know how in
the hell this just happened,
831
00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:16,548
but in this exact moment...
832
00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:19,017
you're my only friend.
833
00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:22,754
Let's not break it.
834
00:40:22,788 --> 00:40:24,155
Breaking it's really fun.
835
00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:25,824
Yeah, but for, like, the first
20 minutes, you know.
836
00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:27,826
Come on, listen.
You... you should get some rest.
837
00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:29,628
You've got kids
flying in tomorrow.
838
00:40:29,661 --> 00:40:30,996
Sounds like so much fun.
839
00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:51,016
I-I...
840
00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:52,518
Where are you gonna be
in a year?
841
00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:54,620
I'm gonna be writing my novel.
Where are you gonna be?
842
00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:56,221
I'll just be married to you.
843
00:40:56,254 --> 00:41:00,158
Oh, really.
You don't say.
844
00:41:12,771 --> 00:41:16,742
* 'Cause I'm just holding on
for tonight, on for tonight *
845
00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:18,977
* The sun is up, I'm a mess
846
00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:21,947
* Got to get out now,
got to run from this *
847
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:25,884
* Here comes the shame,
here comes the shame *
848
00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:27,252
* Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
849
00:41:27,285 --> 00:41:29,955
* 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink
850
00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:33,124
* 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink
851
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:35,794
* 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink
852
00:41:37,028 --> 00:41:38,897
Mama's still got it.
853
00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:42,701
Bitches beware.
854
00:41:42,734 --> 00:41:45,571
* Oh, I'm just holding on
for tonight *
855
00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:48,607
* On for tonight,
on for tonight *
60995
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