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All right, hold still there, Vincie.
Gotta get these babies nice and clean.
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We don't want you getting cavities
on the last two.
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All right, Scratch Bastard, you're next.
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Sweet flying fuck, Scratch,
what's going on with your breath, bud?
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Smells like you ate the arse
out of a dead skunk.
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...campers and residents up in these hills
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consider this mountain lion
a serious threat,
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and the city has issued a $500 bounty
for the live capture or termination
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of this deadly predator.
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I need me that 500. It'll help get
one of my wives out of jail.
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Or maybe I'll buy a new carburetor
for the truck.
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I tell ya,
that furry-ass cocksucker's mine.
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Fuck you, you backwoods son of a bitch!
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The mountain lion was last spotted
from a helicopter
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roaming the South Mountain area.
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Holy fuck! That's Steve French!
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Don't worry, Steve,
I'm coming to save you!
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Good kitty!
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Sorry about your water pressure,
Marguerite. I did the best I could.
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How in the fuck am I gonna
take a shower now?
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It's like a goddamn race horse
pissing in my face.
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I'll try to take a look at it again later,
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but I've been so friggin' busy
with Mr. Lahey gone.
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Listen to me,
you fucking little crotch-bobber.
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You fix it today, or I swear to Christ,
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I will rip off that little wiener of yours
and feed it to the fucking seagulls.
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Marguerite, you don't gotta be like that--
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-What the frig? Who--
-Oh, yeah, you like that, Randy?
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Why the fuck isn't my garbage
picked up at my trailer?
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I've got two weeks of garbage
sitting outside my door.
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What you waiting for, rats to eat
my little grandson's pecker off?
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Frig off, Ricky.
I can't do every friggin' thing on my own!
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Really, Mr. Tit Belly. It seems to me
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all you do is sit around,
diddling your thumbs
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and diddling your cocks.
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Get out of here, Ricky. Leave me alone.
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Oh, my fuck, you think
you're stronger than me, penis toast?
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-Fuck you, you fuckin' burger weeble!
-Frig off! Stop it! Frig off!
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I'm telling you now,
get your fucking shit together
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or we'll all sign a fuckin' preetition
and get you fired,
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you lazy grease beast.
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Please, Mr. Lahey,
I need your help, buddy!
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Why won't you talk to me?
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What a trip, Randy!
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Mr. Lahey!
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How are your breasts?
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Where have you been?
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I miss you so much.
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Do you miss me, Mr. Lahey?
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You bet your sweet bumkins,
my little Randy Bobandy.
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Let's have a party, bud.
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I'd love to party with you, sir,
but I just don't have the friggin' time!
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One little sip of each, Randy.
It won't hurt a fucking thing.
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This is fucking incredible,
this is Wiser's.
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This is Jim Beam bourbon.
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This is Fireball.
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Mr. Lahey, that's enough!
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Randy, you fucking spilled my liquor!
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I'm sorry, sir, but you're
just not listening!
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I can't do this. You know,
I'm having enough trouble right now
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trying to run this park all by myself.
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I try to help them but they all just think
I'm a big friggin' jerk.
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Randy. You're fucking incredible.
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Just fuckin' take the park, Randy!
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You really believe in me, Mr. Lahey?
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You bet your fucking asshole, Randy.
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Okay then. Frig everyone.
I'm taking this park back!
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Now that's my Randy.
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Okay, this is it, boys.
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Steve French was last spotted
in this neck of the woods, here.
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Oh, yeah, here we go.
Bug-fucking pestquitos.
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I hate bitey fuckin' things. Fuck you!
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Jesus Christ, Bubs,
what's up with the fuckin' backpack?
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How long do you plan on spending here?
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As long as it fucking takes, all right?
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Look, I brought a few essentials.
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I brought Steve French some meat
and dope,
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and I got my survival handbook.
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Survival handbook? Could we die?
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We probably won't fuckin' die,
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but get ass-raped by a bear
if you play your cards right.
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We won't get ass-raped by bears.
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Bears are the last of our fucking worries
right now.
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We gotta find Steve and we gotta keep
our fuckin' eyes peeled for Samsquanches.
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I brought this, boys, just in case
we see one of those dirty whores.
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A little bit of water,
some hot pepper solution.
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Squirt the cocksucker right in the eyes.
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This is the only repellent we need,
right here.
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Fuck! Did you bring any
bug-fuck-off spray, Bubs?
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This is driving me nuts!
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Yo, Kerwin the mail dude told me
that if you drink piss,
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-it repels mosquitoes and shit.
-I'll try anything at this point.
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Ricky! You don't drink it.
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Fuck sakes, it says here
you mix it with mud
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and rub the piss paste all over your body.
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Perfect, let's make some fuckin' piss mud.
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Fuck off. We're not covering ourselves
in piss mud.
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Suck it up, okay?
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Let's find this tiger
and get the fuck out of here.
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It's not a tiger, it's a mountain lion.
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Steve French is one of the most
awesome creatures on the planet,
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he was one of my best buds--
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-Oh, you little flying crab whores!
-Ricky!
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I had to set Steve free in the wild,
where he belongs.
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There's no way I'm gonna let fuckin'
dirty-ass poachers anywhere near him.
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Poor Steve.
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Fuck! You goddamn bug bitey bastards!
Pieces of shit!
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Jesus, Ricky, how much piss
did you put on your body?
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You smell like a truck stop toilet.
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You said to cover myself in piss,
and it's not working!
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Yo, this is really freaky,
but smelling your piss
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makes me have to piss.
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That's not freaky,
that's called piss synesthesia, Cory.
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I've got something wrong too. My guts
are fucked. Is that piss synesthesia?
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No, that'll be the pack of rotten hot dogs
you ate, Jacob.
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Oh God, why are you two
so fucked in the head?
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Hurry up! We've got to wrap this up
before it gets dark!
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Evening.
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You boys out looking for the lion?
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'Cause I got dibs on this here territory.
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Yeah. We're looking for it.
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Yeah, so we can save him
from fuckin' cock helmets like you.
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Don't you fuckin' hurt him.
He's a special kitty
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and he'll be scared to death out here.
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He must be special if he's worth
five big 'uns.
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So, if you all excuse me,
I got some huntin' to do.
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You stay the fuck away from him,
you dirty cocksucker, I swear to fuck!
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Fuck you, four eyes!
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You fuck yourself!
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Holy fuck! A Samsquanch
got Cory and Jacob!
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Shit! Get it off, it's biting me, guys!
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Jesus Christ, Jacob,
only you could fuck up taking a shit.
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-What's wrong with you?
-Just come on and pull it open.
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I'm trying, dude,
but the teeth are all the way in!
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Fuck, I hope it didn't get your acorns.
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Oh, fuck, dudes! Bigfoot shit!
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Wait now, that's not Samsquanch shit,
that's bear shit.
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How do you know?
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The smell of it.
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What the fuck is that?
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Looks like a chewed-up spring roll.
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Yeah, looks like a snake's head.
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Boys, if I was a gamblin' man,
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I'd bet the farm that that right there
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is Sam Losco's wiener.
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-Oh, my--
-Jesus Christ!
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Get it the fuck away from me.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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Remember Sam told us
a bear swiped his cock off?
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Well, he must've chewed on it for a while,
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swallowed it, and then obviously
couldn't digest it, so he shit it out.
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And there she is.
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Dudes, when this happens
you're supposed to put it on ice
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and get it back to the person.
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I guess Sam Losco doesn't want
his mangled cock back at this point.
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Totally agree, Bubs. Fuck that.
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Okay, enough of this.
Let's call it a day, boys.
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What? No fucking way!
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Bubs, it'll be dark soon,
and we're dealing with cock-eating bears.
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-And man, once they get a taste for it--
-We're not leaving, all right?
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Everything we need to know
is right here in my survival manual.
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We can make torches,
we can sleep in piled-up leaves--
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Overnight? No fucking way. I'm not
sleeping in the fucking woods, man.
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Steve French is my family and I'm not
going to turn my back on him.
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But if you guys, my human family,
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feel you need to turn your back on me,
then fine!
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You go ahead! I'll fucking see yous later!
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-Fuck sakes.
-All right, for fuck sakes.
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Let's set up camp
and get Jacob's ass stitched up.
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Thanks, Julian.
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You two are gonna have to stay up
and be lookouts
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for cock-eating bears.
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Okay, we got this, dude.
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Boys, come on, it's going to be fun.
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I'll cook us up a nice meal.
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I'll show you how good it is
to live off the land.
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Come here, who's got your bellies?
Deedle deedle.
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I'm not eating fucking land.
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Okay, Barb, listen up.
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Everyone in this park has to start
showing me some respect.
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And the only way
I'm gonna get that respect
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is if officially, 100%, you make me
the trailer park supervisor.
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Well, looks like this young man
is riding a bit sidesaddle.
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Not the best way to travel
if you're on the road to respect.
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You're sayin' I'm drunk?
You're friggin' drunk.
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Randy, this is Clont.
We met line dancing at Clodhoppers.
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Syncopated grapevine. Coaster step.
Double touch and a do-si-do.
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What the frig?
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So, young Randy.
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If it's respect you're searching for,
you won't find it with what you are.
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Respect can be found with who you are.
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Really? I kinda like that.
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Randy, why not take Clont on your rounds?
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He's pretty good with his hands.
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Maybe you can learn a little something
for once in your life.
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Could be fun. How about tomorrow,
we greet the day bright and early
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and you and I together will fix
whatever ails the people of Sunnyvale.
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Okay. Let's do it!
Let's fix some friggin' shit.
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It's a good attitude there, partner.
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You don't have to use
those cuss words though.
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Fuck, how good is this fucking soup, boys?
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I told you eating off the land
is scrump-dilly!
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Who wants more?
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I can't do it, man.
I actually feel a bit fucked up here.
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-I might have to go to sleep.
-Sleep?
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Come on, Julian,
I thought we could tell scary stories
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with flashlights under our chins.
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No, I'm gonna have to go to bed too,
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something is not right.
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Why does it feel like the fucking
ground is breathing right now?
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What? Jesus.
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I think I'm feeling a bit weird too,
actually.
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Oh, my fuck!
I didn't see these red dots under here!
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Oh, no! Okay, boys!
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We might have a fucking emergency here!
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Oh, no! Boys, wake up!
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Holy fuck!
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Oh, my God, Datura!
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"A rare, hallucinogenic flower
that typically produces delirium"?
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What have I done?
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Boys! Wake up!
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Steve?
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It's okay. It's me. It's Bubbles.
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Monsieur Bubbles? Is that really you?
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What in the holy mother
of Jesus H. Christ?
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You can talk?
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Oui. It is so I am to tell you
that I am in a grave fucking danger.
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Bubbles, I need you to save me
from these dreadful men
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with the crazy fucking guns.
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I will, Steve.
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Holy fuck, I had no idea when I named you
Steve French all those years ago
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that you'd actually speak French,
or speak at all.
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That's pretty fucked!
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Merde. They are close.
I must quickly dash away.
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No! No! Steve, come back!
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Save yourselves! Go!
237
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Before they suck your soul!
238
00:10:53,005 --> 00:10:55,630
Okay, okay, keep it together, Bubbles,
239
00:10:55,713 --> 00:10:58,213
you're just tripping out on flower soup.
240
00:10:58,421 --> 00:11:01,421
Okay, just climb into your leaf bed
and go to sleep,
241
00:11:01,546 --> 00:11:05,463
We will reassess reality tomorrow.
Oh, boy.
242
00:11:19,130 --> 00:11:20,796
There you are, Marguerite.
243
00:11:20,921 --> 00:11:24,296
Full, even pressure. Good as new.
244
00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:28,755
Wonderful, Clont.
Will we be seeing more of you around here?
245
00:11:28,838 --> 00:11:30,630
Well, I'm hoping that's the case.
246
00:11:31,838 --> 00:11:36,921
It's been a long fucking time
since I had a big piece of dark chocolate
247
00:11:37,005 --> 00:11:38,380
with nuts.
248
00:11:38,463 --> 00:11:41,088
Can't you hear my little thing purring
down there?
249
00:11:41,171 --> 00:11:43,005
Have a good day, Marguerite.
250
00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:45,796
Sorry it took... so long.
251
00:11:46,046 --> 00:11:48,921
Oh, no. No, that's not a problem.
252
00:11:49,296 --> 00:11:53,713
You can snake my pipes any time,
sugar ass.
253
00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:56,838
Randy, little secret.
254
00:11:57,005 --> 00:12:01,463
Tell people what they want to hear,
and they'll give you whatever you want.
255
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:03,630
I'm telling you, I'm not crazy, boys.
256
00:12:03,713 --> 00:12:05,671
I saw him and he talked to me.
257
00:12:05,755 --> 00:12:08,421
Bubs, it was just a reaction
from the flower soup.
258
00:12:08,671 --> 00:12:11,171
I feel fucking great. Jacob!
259
00:12:11,421 --> 00:12:13,671
Let's go, breakfast hash. Jacob?
260
00:12:14,005 --> 00:12:15,921
Where is that piss-for-brains fuck donkey?
261
00:12:16,005 --> 00:12:18,171
Probably having another tandem shit
with Cory.
262
00:12:18,255 --> 00:12:20,921
-Cory! Jacob! Let's go!
-Cory! Jacob!
263
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:24,671
Oh, my God, boys.
Their clothes, all torn up.
264
00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:28,171
Oh, my fuck, either a Samsquanch got them
265
00:12:28,255 --> 00:12:31,588
or they got their souls sucked,
just like the naked guy said would happen.
266
00:12:31,671 --> 00:12:33,005
Bubs, there was no naked guy.
267
00:12:33,088 --> 00:12:35,338
Fuck, boys, what if that cock-eating
bear got them
268
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,921
fucked them and ate their cocks?
269
00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:38,880
What? Why would the bear fuck them?
270
00:12:38,963 --> 00:12:41,005
Same reason he'd eat their cocks.
Think about it.
271
00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:44,255
Boys, enough with the cock talk okay,
there's nothing to worry about.
272
00:12:45,838 --> 00:12:48,671
Right, nothing to worry about, Julian.
273
00:12:49,046 --> 00:12:52,296
Just backwoods lumber cocksuckers
with long guns.
274
00:12:52,463 --> 00:12:55,213
These aren't backwoods lumber cocksuckers,
275
00:12:55,421 --> 00:12:57,255
these are fucking hill-a-billies.
276
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:02,088
Well, this is it, boys.
We're finally gonna get ass-raped.
277
00:13:02,171 --> 00:13:03,838
We're not gonna get ass-raped, okay?
278
00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:06,171
We'll talk to these guys,
we'll figure this out.
279
00:13:06,255 --> 00:13:07,630
Talk to them? Oh, sure.
280
00:13:07,713 --> 00:13:10,671
Hill-a-billies are very easy people
to reason with, Julian.
281
00:13:10,755 --> 00:13:12,838
The only thing they're gonna want
to talk about
282
00:13:12,921 --> 00:13:15,046
is whether we want it in the ass
or the mouth.
283
00:13:15,171 --> 00:13:18,046
Maybe they're not the ass or mouth rapey
kind of hill-a-billies.
284
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,463
I didn't see a fuckin' banjo.
285
00:13:21,338 --> 00:13:23,963
We are so getting fuckin' raped here,
boys!
286
00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:25,463
Yep.
287
00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:27,088
My fault?
288
00:13:27,171 --> 00:13:28,796
How in the fuck is this my fault?
289
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,963
If we hadn't looked
for Steve-fucking-French,
290
00:13:31,046 --> 00:13:34,005
we wouldn't be waiting to be raped
by hillbillies right now, Bubs!
291
00:13:34,171 --> 00:13:35,546
Wait, we're gonna get raped?
292
00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:38,338
We're getting fuckin' raped big time!
Take a look around.
293
00:13:38,421 --> 00:13:40,713
What the fuck's this look like to you,
a barnmitzvah?
294
00:13:40,796 --> 00:13:44,463
If I wasn't about to get penetrated
by a hillbilly in a barn,
295
00:13:44,546 --> 00:13:46,088
I might take the time to point out
296
00:13:46,171 --> 00:13:48,213
just how ironic
that word you fucked up is.
297
00:13:48,296 --> 00:13:50,296
All right, who's goin' first?
298
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:52,505
Can we flip a coin, sir?
299
00:13:52,588 --> 00:13:54,046
I think that's only fair.
300
00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:57,796
Or how about this? You don't ass-rape us.
301
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,130
Rape ya? We ain't gonna rape ya.
302
00:14:00,213 --> 00:14:02,338
We're not weirdies or nothin'.
303
00:14:02,421 --> 00:14:05,755
Oh, thank Jesus-mother-and-fucking-Joseph.
Thank you!
304
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:09,046
No, but we's gonna take your spunk.
305
00:14:09,713 --> 00:14:10,546
What was that?
306
00:14:10,630 --> 00:14:13,755
We needs a new batch of penis mud
from new folks.
307
00:14:13,838 --> 00:14:17,296
Turns out we ain't supposed to be doin' it
with our cousins so much.
308
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:18,838
-Surprise.
-Yeah!
309
00:14:18,963 --> 00:14:20,088
Yeah, go figure!
310
00:14:20,171 --> 00:14:23,838
That why we all startin' to look the same
and getting a lot...
311
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:26,630
God dang it,
what's that word I'm lookin' for?
312
00:14:26,713 --> 00:14:27,588
Stupider?
313
00:14:27,671 --> 00:14:28,546
Nope.
314
00:14:29,005 --> 00:14:29,838
Dumber.
315
00:14:29,921 --> 00:14:31,838
Clem, get the milker.
316
00:14:31,921 --> 00:14:32,796
The milker?
317
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,130
Yeah, so we can milk you, dummy.
318
00:14:36,671 --> 00:14:37,880
Oh, my fuck. Whoa!
319
00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:40,130
You're not gonna use that
to milk our tits...
320
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,755
Nope, not the titties.
321
00:14:41,838 --> 00:14:44,338
It's the penies we're interested in.
322
00:14:44,588 --> 00:14:47,838
Except for you. 'Cause you got them
messed up gawkers.
323
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,046
Yeah, his eyes all kind of fucked.
324
00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:52,963
You're absolutely right,
I can't see a fucking thing.
325
00:14:53,046 --> 00:14:55,630
You definitely don't want to be
milking my bird, sir.
326
00:14:55,713 --> 00:14:57,588
Hang on,
you don't want to milk me either.
327
00:14:57,671 --> 00:14:59,046
It's pretty much pure alcohol.
328
00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:01,796
Yeah, and I've got that fuckin' disease,
the lemon dis--
329
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,880
forget what it's fuckin' called,
it kills ya!
330
00:15:03,963 --> 00:15:09,255
How 'bout all y'all shut up
or I'll shoot the bag off ole googly-eyes.
331
00:15:09,463 --> 00:15:13,338
Boys, just let the man milk ya,
or they're gonna shoot my bag off.
332
00:15:13,421 --> 00:15:17,005
You heard the man, Clem,
fire up that there milker.
333
00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:23,005
-Quick, boys, think about dead puppies.
-What?
334
00:15:23,546 --> 00:15:27,880
So you don't get hard. You can't get
any suck torque on a limp biscuit.
335
00:15:29,713 --> 00:15:31,213
Oh, fuck off! No!
336
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:33,630
Get that fucking thing away from me!
337
00:15:34,046 --> 00:15:35,713
Jesu-- whoa!
338
00:15:35,796 --> 00:15:38,255
-Resist it, Ricky, resist it!
-Okay!
339
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:41,296
-Hold on a min, boys.
-Hey, dude, is this supposed to feel good?
340
00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:43,546
Yeah, no shit!
Like this isn't that bad at all.
341
00:15:43,921 --> 00:15:45,796
Not nearly as intense as my shop-vac.
342
00:15:48,796 --> 00:15:50,546
I could get real used to this.
343
00:15:51,130 --> 00:15:52,296
Used to it?
344
00:15:52,463 --> 00:15:55,463
Oh, God, nice if I could get high too.
It's the only thing missing.
345
00:15:55,546 --> 00:15:58,046
Oh, really? How about your dignity?
346
00:15:58,255 --> 00:16:00,880
Hey, Clem. How much longer is this--
347
00:16:01,046 --> 00:16:03,046
this milking gonna take?
348
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,588
Until it's all dang done, that's how long!
349
00:16:05,838 --> 00:16:07,421
We need a mess of your love spunk
350
00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:09,838
so we can have woods full of children
runnin' around
351
00:16:09,921 --> 00:16:11,588
with good gawkers and chompers.
352
00:16:11,755 --> 00:16:13,963
And some of them meaty-looking man muscles
353
00:16:14,046 --> 00:16:16,380
-you got there, boy.
-Get this fucking thing off me!
354
00:16:16,463 --> 00:16:17,921
Simmer down, ya big ape.
355
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:23,546
Eustice spotted that there wild cat
in the woods. Grab your gun.
356
00:16:24,046 --> 00:16:26,505
Oh, goddamn it! Steve!
357
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,755
He's in trouble, boys. We gotta help him.
358
00:16:28,838 --> 00:16:32,421
No, we need to get this fucking thing
off my cock before it sucks my balls flat.
359
00:16:32,505 --> 00:16:35,505
It doesn't really work like that, Julian.
Your science is off.
360
00:16:35,588 --> 00:16:37,671
Really, Bubs? Science? How would you know?
361
00:16:37,755 --> 00:16:40,588
Have you ever had your cock sucked
for two hours straight, huh?
362
00:16:42,671 --> 00:16:45,755
Steve French! You're alive. Oh, thank God.
363
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,838
Shoo! Get the fuck out of here
364
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,963
before those cross-eyed cousin fuckers
come back and shoot you.
365
00:16:51,921 --> 00:16:53,921
No, go, Steve, go. Run!
366
00:16:54,338 --> 00:16:56,380
Dude, that's so cute. He misses you!
367
00:16:56,463 --> 00:16:59,630
Wait, actually,
I think he smells the pot I brought him.
368
00:17:01,046 --> 00:17:02,671
Oh, is that what you want, boy?
369
00:17:03,546 --> 00:17:04,588
Come on and get it.
370
00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:06,171
You wanna get high, Steve?
371
00:17:06,296 --> 00:17:08,546
What in the name of fuck
are you doing, man?
372
00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:11,963
I'm rubbing the pot on the ropes
like MacGyver would do.
373
00:17:12,046 --> 00:17:16,130
Good kitty.
Chew the weed flavor off there.
374
00:17:16,463 --> 00:17:19,005
Oh, my fuck, he likes weed.
Look at him go.
375
00:17:19,088 --> 00:17:20,755
Good kitty, keep chewing.
376
00:17:20,838 --> 00:17:22,838
He did it! Boys, I'm free!
377
00:17:23,046 --> 00:17:25,838
Tres bien, Steve French.
Tres bien, mon ami.
378
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,213
Come here, who's got your kitty belly?
379
00:17:28,296 --> 00:17:32,463
Bubs! For fuck sakes, untie us before
those load-draining bastards come back.
380
00:17:32,546 --> 00:17:35,130
-Jesus.
-Sorry, Steve and I can catch up later.
381
00:17:37,755 --> 00:17:39,838
Just give me a few more minutes here,
boys.
382
00:17:40,088 --> 00:17:42,130
I've never shot this much in my life.
Oh, God.
383
00:17:42,213 --> 00:17:44,046
-Ricky, Jesus Murphy.
-Oh, here we go.
384
00:17:44,171 --> 00:17:47,088
-Ricky, fuck off. Let's go!
-Okay, I'm good.
385
00:17:50,421 --> 00:17:52,921
Hoppy-up, Steve. Come on, good kitty.
386
00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:55,421
What the fuck are you doin', Julian?
387
00:17:55,713 --> 00:17:58,880
I'm making sure we don't become
part of their fucked up gene pool.
388
00:18:01,671 --> 00:18:03,296
Just don't worry, Steve.
389
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:05,380
We're gonna get you to a safe place.
390
00:18:05,463 --> 00:18:08,546
He can't understand a fuckin' word
you say. He's a mountain panther.
391
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,088
He can understand me, Ricky.
392
00:18:10,421 --> 00:18:14,088
He's a special mountain lion,
he's not a panther, and he talked to me.
393
00:18:14,171 --> 00:18:15,630
He didn't fucking talk to you.
394
00:18:15,838 --> 00:18:17,713
Look, just drive to Billy Bastard's Bluff
395
00:18:17,921 --> 00:18:19,880
so we can get him somewhere safe, okay?
396
00:18:19,963 --> 00:18:22,171
Oh, fuck. We've got company, boys.
397
00:18:22,796 --> 00:18:25,838
Fuck, they really want to milk us bad.
They're fucking obsessed.
398
00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:27,630
They're fucking gaining on us!
399
00:18:28,088 --> 00:18:29,463
Think I've a way to lose them,
400
00:18:29,546 --> 00:18:31,546
but it means jumping a fuckin' creek,
boys.
401
00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:33,755
No. Fuck no, man.
I broke my neck last time!
402
00:18:33,838 --> 00:18:35,796
Everyone fucking relax.
403
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,796
I just need to go fucking faster
this time.
404
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,755
Trust me, I will Evel Knievel the fuck
out of this shit
405
00:18:40,838 --> 00:18:43,713
Ricky, Evel Knievel crashed more times
than he made it.
406
00:18:43,796 --> 00:18:44,630
Exactly.
407
00:18:46,463 --> 00:18:47,838
Fuck, yeah!
408
00:18:47,921 --> 00:18:49,338
Holy fuck!
409
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,088
I can't believe you fucking did it, man.
410
00:18:52,171 --> 00:18:54,505
Simple math.
I can't believe you fuckers doubted me.
411
00:18:54,588 --> 00:18:56,630
Hey, look, those cross-eyed dudes
didn't jump.
412
00:18:56,713 --> 00:18:58,171
Fuck you, you pussies!
413
00:18:58,255 --> 00:18:59,588
Yeah, fuck you, dickheads!
414
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:01,755
Milk this, you fuckin' hill-a-billies!
415
00:19:01,838 --> 00:19:03,921
Ah, shit, get the fuck going, boys!
416
00:19:04,630 --> 00:19:05,463
Hey, Barb.
417
00:19:06,671 --> 00:19:08,796
Randy, you are all sweaty.
418
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,755
That's work sweat, Barb,
not my normal body sweat.
419
00:19:11,838 --> 00:19:13,713
I fixed everything in the park. Properly.
420
00:19:13,796 --> 00:19:16,421
For the first time in my life,
I'm proud of my work,
421
00:19:16,505 --> 00:19:18,005
and the sweat on my body.
422
00:19:18,088 --> 00:19:22,005
So I think I proved and I deserve
the trailer park supervisor job.
423
00:19:22,088 --> 00:19:25,463
Well, Clont says he was disappointed
in your work.
424
00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:27,213
What? Clont was there.
425
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,338
He saw me working hard.
What the frig, Clont?
426
00:19:29,671 --> 00:19:33,755
I saw what I saw.
And you ain't ready for a raise yet, boy.
427
00:19:33,838 --> 00:19:35,255
And that's good enough for me.
428
00:19:35,338 --> 00:19:37,255
He's a real man's man, Randy.
429
00:19:37,338 --> 00:19:40,005
He knows what good work is
when he sees it.
430
00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:42,130
And he hasn't seen it yet.
431
00:19:42,588 --> 00:19:44,963
Oh, and Randy, go take a shower.
432
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:48,421
You friggin' knew that I did the work,
friggin' bastard! Tell her!
433
00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:52,421
You don't need to impress her anymore,
dummy, you need to impress me.
434
00:19:52,505 --> 00:19:53,880
And I ain't impressed.
435
00:19:54,005 --> 00:19:56,755
I run the show now
and this face is gonna be around
436
00:19:56,838 --> 00:19:58,838
for a long-ass motherfucking time.
437
00:19:58,921 --> 00:20:01,005
There's a new sheriff in town, boy.
438
00:20:04,213 --> 00:20:06,671
Oh, my God, it's the cowboy Boba Fett.
439
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,338
And he's after Steve.
What are we gonna do here, boys?
440
00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:11,505
Bubs, calm down.
Keep the hill lion hidden.
441
00:20:11,588 --> 00:20:13,130
I'll fuckin' take care of this.
442
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:14,838
Hey, how the fuck are you doing?
443
00:20:14,921 --> 00:20:15,963
Would you hide him?
444
00:20:16,046 --> 00:20:19,546
I'm trying. He's a cat.
He's curious. It's in his nature.
445
00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:21,255
What the fuck is Ricky saying?
446
00:20:21,338 --> 00:20:22,713
Oh, I can read lips, dude.
447
00:20:22,796 --> 00:20:24,171
Ricky just said "cheese,
448
00:20:24,755 --> 00:20:26,588
moon... penis."
449
00:20:26,755 --> 00:20:30,921
The other guy is sayin'
"nipples, turnip, beach ball."
450
00:20:31,046 --> 00:20:32,213
What do they mean?
451
00:20:32,296 --> 00:20:33,963
They didn't say any of that shit.
452
00:20:34,046 --> 00:20:37,338
Hey Cory, read my lips.
You're a fucking idiot.
453
00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:41,546
Way to go, Ricky!
How the fuck did you get rid of him?
454
00:20:41,630 --> 00:20:45,380
Told him we never seen Steve French,
but I knew who fucking did.
455
00:20:45,463 --> 00:20:46,546
The hill-a-billies.
456
00:20:46,630 --> 00:20:47,880
-That's a good one.
-Decent.
457
00:20:47,963 --> 00:20:49,630
-Very smart.
-Good thinking, Ricky.
458
00:20:49,713 --> 00:20:52,255
Oh, dude, did you warn him
the hill-a-billies might try
459
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,713
-to steal his load?
-No, I didn't, ass-for-brains.
460
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,421
That's the whole fucking point.
461
00:20:57,213 --> 00:20:58,921
Oh, yeah.
462
00:20:59,088 --> 00:21:00,505
You still don't get it, do you?
463
00:21:00,630 --> 00:21:01,588
Yeah, I do.
464
00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:03,213
Get what?
465
00:21:06,838 --> 00:21:09,963
Boys, I'm gonna need a minute
to say goodbye to Steve.
466
00:21:10,046 --> 00:21:10,963
Sure, buddy.
467
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:16,296
Okay, Steve, you'll be safe here
from all those asshole bounty hunters.
468
00:21:17,588 --> 00:21:19,213
I guess this is it, though.
469
00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:24,838
Listen, the other night at the campfire,
did you talk to me?
470
00:21:27,046 --> 00:21:28,046
A wink!
471
00:21:28,546 --> 00:21:30,213
Decent.
472
00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:34,588
You okay, man?
473
00:21:35,588 --> 00:21:37,338
Yeah, I'm all right.
474
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,755
We saved Steve French,
that's the main thing,
475
00:21:39,838 --> 00:21:41,505
I couldn't have done it without you guys.
476
00:21:41,588 --> 00:21:43,505
We did a good thing today, boys.
477
00:21:43,755 --> 00:21:45,630
Still no word on how it started,
478
00:21:45,713 --> 00:21:47,796
but experts say it will take decades
479
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,296
to repair the damage to the ecosystem
480
00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:51,838
from the fire that you see
481
00:21:51,921 --> 00:21:53,380
burning out of control.
482
00:21:53,505 --> 00:21:55,880
Oh, my God! That baby deer is on fire.
483
00:21:55,963 --> 00:21:56,880
The poor thing!
484
00:21:56,963 --> 00:21:59,921
Yeah, all because some fuckin' idiot
probably flicked a cigarette
485
00:22:00,005 --> 00:22:01,046
out his fuckin' window.
486
00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:03,005
God, people are such assholes.
487
00:22:05,046 --> 00:22:07,380
Have to use the hand milker
on this one, Verne.
488
00:22:07,463 --> 00:22:09,046
He's got a big 'un onto him.
489
00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:13,046
No!
490
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:14,838
I mean...
491
00:22:15,338 --> 00:22:17,171
Yeah!
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