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Dad, please don't do this.
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You can get a legal job for fuck's sakes.
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You just have to apply for some.
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Hortons is always looking for people.
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Yeah, for ten bucks an hour
to sell coffee to dummies. Fuck that.
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That goes against one of my life rules.
I don't work.
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The situation's bad. We're broke.
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But you could go to jail again.
What is wrong with you idiots?
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Sweetheart, listen to me.
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We have no power.
Julian's power is shut off now, too.
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Dope plants need grow lights,
or they die.
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How'll poor Mo feel
if he can't help Grampy grow his dope?
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-Mo's been helping you? He's four, Rick.
-Yeah.
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He loves mixing up the different
fertilizers and feeding them,
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spraying the poison to kill the bugs.
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Following right in Grampy's footsteps,
aren't you, Mo-Mo?
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Hell yeah!
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That's right. He's really good at it.
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I love you, Trin. And don't worry.
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Julian has it figured out.
Nothing can go wrong.
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See you soon, buddy.
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Bye-bye, Grampy!
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Come on. Let's make some fucking money.
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Make Mo proud of me.
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Oh, boys! Oh, baby!
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Look out! Trying to keep it together!
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-Bubs, Bubs!
-Can't. Shaking!
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-Can't breathe.
-Breathe, breathe!
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Okay. There you go.
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-Okay.
-What is it?
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The great one...
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Wayne fuckin' Gretzky...
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coming to Halifax! Today!
Oh, I'm losing it again!
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Seriously? That's fucking crazy.
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I know it's fucking crazy, Ricky!
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Oh, my Gosh.
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A bunch of NHL superstars are flying in
for a celebrity sports banquet.
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Wayne's one of them, boys!
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-Wayne fucking Gretzky!
-You got tickets for this?
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No, I don't have fucking tickets.
They're $300 each.
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But you know Ronnie, that works
the luggage down at the airport?
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Says they're coming in this afternoon.
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Let's do this. Who's driving?
Get the fuck in the car.
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Not one of us. We gotta work today.
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Sorry. Can't you go by yourself?
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It's one of the biggest moments
of my life
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and I thought my two best friends
might share it with me.
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And who's gonna hold
my hyperventilation bag
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if I pass out and shit myself?
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Bubs, why'd you bring your gear bag?
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I got an extra set in case Wayne
wants to get suited up for a picture.
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-He's not going to want to do that.
-He might.
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Just got to get the perfect spot
to head him off.
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Stalker styles.
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Don't have to worry about that shit.
There he fucking is.
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Oh my fuck!
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Sid, Nate, and Wayne.
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The triumpharant of hockey cool.
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Over here, you dicks!
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Look at him. Oh my fuck!
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What do I do, boys? What do I say?
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I'm freaking out!
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Oh, baby. Bag! Let's go! Bag!
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Be cool, Bubs.
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Yeah, they're just fucking humans
like us, man.
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Oh, yeah. Just humans like you and me,
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except they literally shit NHL records.
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Oh, look at Wayne, boys.
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Look at the grace.
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Great one, incoming.
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-Oh, what the fuck?
-You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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The Moncton Mudslide!
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Fucking dicks!
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I hate those fucking guys.
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They've played those dicks
from Moncton Marsh Trailer Park
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for last ten years
in the Weed Cup Championship
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and they lost every single fucking time.
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That's because they cheat.
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Fucking assholes bringing
junior B hockey players,
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they don't live in Moncton.
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A while back we supplied
this crazy cool trophy for the game,
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and those Ski-Doo-driving log fuckers
cheated and fucking won.
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And we've never won
the fucking thing back.
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Dirty cock suckers!
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I can't believe they brought
the Stanley Bong!
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I know. Look at that fucking thing.
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It was a true works of the art, buddy.
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I built the Stanley Bong for us,
20 years ago.
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It has a piece of all of our lives
incorporated into the design.
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I used the steering wheel
from Ricky's dad's old 18-wheeler wreck
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that he almost fucking died in.
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And used the milk jug that Julian's dad
used as a liquor still.
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On the top, beautiful kitty milk bowl
my grandmother used to own.
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God bless her, she's a deady now.
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Don't mean to brag, but I think it might
be nicer than the real Stanley Cup.
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Then, of course, Ricky had to jam
four chambers into the fucking thing
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and turn it into a bong.
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But my fuck, does four chambers
ever get you baked.
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It's making my lungs water
just looking at it.
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I've never been higher than when
I smoked from that trophy.
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Fucking Moncton Mudslide.
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There isn't a mountain near Moncton.
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How the fuck is there gonna be a mudslide?
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No way! Look who it is, boys.
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Hey guys, check out these losers.
Rocking the full gear, are ya, goggles?
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Better fuck off with that goggle stuff,
diarrhea shit face!
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We beat those losers every year
in a hockey tournament.
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Right on. That's great, guys.
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They suck so bad, they don't play anymore.
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Well, that's too bad.
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I think hockey should be
about fun and sportsmanship.
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Miss this thing, Ricky dicky?
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You want to come take a sucking off it?
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You cheating cock twisters
go fuck your mothers and sisters
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and fathers right in the fucking ass!
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Jesus.
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You guys ever going to play
in the Weed Cup again?
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Oh yeah, no point,
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because you fucking suck.
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Actually, load-breath,
our team is better than ever.
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We'd destroy you fucks.
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We don't play in the Weed Cup, it's lame
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it'd be too fucking easy for us to win.
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Right. Nice try, fatty.
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Suck my fucking cock, Neil!
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You want to fucking play?
Let's fucking play!
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Come on, you toothless whore bag!
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Oh, I don't think so, bud.
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Fucker!
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Fuckin' back your paws off me!
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Wayne! Holy fuck,
can I get a picture, please?
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Please!
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-Dicks!
-God fucking damn you, Ricky!
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I didn't get to meet my hero.
Thanks a lot!
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It wasn't my fucking fault.
Can't blame me for that shit.
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I can blame you!
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This isn't over, cock-snackers.
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We'll get that trophy
one way or the other.
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Play us for it, lard-ass.
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We'll embarrass the shit outa you.
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Oh yeah? You think so, pussies?
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Us against you. One game.
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Winner gets the trophy.
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We'll hold you cock-squeezers to this.
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When they ice the rink in the fall,
you're going down!
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No. This can't fucking wait until fall.
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Bubbles can build an outdoor rink, easy.
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What? Ricky, it's the summer.
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Can you do it or not?
Don't make me look like a dick, Bubs.
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Jesus, Ricky! Technically, if I had...
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a couple of industrial refrigeration units
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-and maybe tapped into a fire hydrant--
-Perfect! That's all I need to know.
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Sunnyvale Trailer Park,
tomorrow, two o'clock.
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Tomorrow? No, impossible!
You're fucking insane.
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It's fucking on, you fat bitch.
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I said that to your mother
as I put my cock in her ear!
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Jesus, Ricky!
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Oh, it was really nice
to meet you today, Bubbles.
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Oh fuck,
it was nice meeting you too, Wayne.
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What a thrill. Thanks for the picture.
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Oh, wait, I didn't get a fucking picture
because my friends are fucked!
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Hey, buddy. How are you doing, man?
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I've been fucking better.
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Goddamn Ricky.
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It's times like this I question
my friendship with that raging lunatic.
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I know, man. I hear you.
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He loves you, though.
You know that, right?
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Yeah, well...
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He's got a fucked up way
of showing it, Julian.
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I know you want some space,
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but we don't have a lot of time
to pull this together.
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So we're actually fucking doing this.
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Well, everyone's out getting
everything you need.
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You did say you could build a hockey rink.
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-Well--
-If you can't, that's fine, but,
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It sucks that your cats will never drink
out of granny's dish again.
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I mean, you know, but I get it.
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Julian, keep my kitties
out of your reverse psychology bullshit.
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-I'm not falling for it.
-Julian,
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we need to talk right the frig now.
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Lot fees. You and Ricky both,
or you're gone.
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What the fuck are you saying, Randy?
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I'm sick of you guys
taking advantage of me.
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And Barb's been riding me friggin' hard.
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Lot fees today
or you're kicked out of the friggin' park.
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-I'm friggin' serious.
-Randy, calm the fuck down.
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We're broke, okay?
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I'll get it to you tomorrow.
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We've got this ice hockey game on today.
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There's going to be tons of people.
Tons of people means tons of money.
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You know what?
This could be a real good opportunity
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for you to impress Barb for once.
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-How?
-Think about it, man.
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I'll let you sell cheeseburgers.
That puts cash in your pocket.
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I make cash to pay the lot fees,
and you'll impress Barb
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as you took charge
and solved everyone's problems.
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You're the big hero.
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I mean, who's really in charge
of this park?
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Barb or you?
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I guess I am, technically.
But we better make some friggin' money.
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When do I ever do something
that doesn't make money, Randy?
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Julian, if we do manage to build
this fucking rink in the middle of summer,
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how in the name of Jesus's holy nut sack
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do you figure we're gonna
fucking beat those guys?
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Ricky's gonna talk to Darren at the rink.
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His cousin played fucking Junior A.
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If he plays for us, man, were laughing.
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Julian seems to think it's just
a walk in the park to build a goddamn rink
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in the middle of summer.
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Thankfully we were able to get
some nice lumber from Reggie
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'cause he'll take weed for anything.
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And Cory and Jacob, I must say,
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they did get
some nice refrigeration units.
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But I don't wanna know
where they got them.
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There's bullet holes in them.
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Ricky, check it out.
We're gonna to put the water to it soon.
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Right on, boys. Looking good.
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Yeah, she's coming along, Ricky.
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How'd it go with Darren's cousin?
Is he playing?
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No, he's not.
Fucking asshole wouldn't play for weed.
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What a fucking loser.
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So we're fucked, then.
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No, we're good, actually.
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Oh my fuck! Nathan MacKinnon!
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-What have you done?
-What do you mean?
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What's your problem?
You play with a pro superstar
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and we get our bong back.
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-You guys should be high-fiving me.
-Oh my fuck, Ricky!
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This is insane.
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Look, if you were
gonna risk jail over it...
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-Why didn't you just grab Wayne?
-I fucking tried to get him,
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but he did a crazy spin
in the lobby, deeked me out.
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Fuck, you shoulda saw him. Incredible.
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Decent. So he's still got the moves.
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Oh my God. I'm sorry about this, Nathan.
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Look, my friend's not quite right
in the head.
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We're supposed to play
a hockey game to win back
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a trophy I built years ago,
and we don't have a chance,
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so I think Ricky was maybe thinking--
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-Are you guys going to kill me?
-Kill you?
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Oh my God, no! Jesus Murphy.
242
00:09:51,796 --> 00:09:53,296
We're huge fans of yours,
243
00:09:53,380 --> 00:09:54,838
and we've never killed anyone.
244
00:09:54,921 --> 00:09:57,088
I swear to fuck,
we have not killed anyone.
245
00:09:57,171 --> 00:09:59,505
-What the fuck are you doing?
-We're letting him go.
246
00:09:59,588 --> 00:10:00,796
-What?
-Oh, thank God.
247
00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:03,296
So we're going to play against
Moncton and lose again.
248
00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:05,255
-I guess so.
-Oh my fuck. Fine!
249
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,796
My one chance to win
for the first time in my life,
250
00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,755
you just throw it away?
Thanks, Julian.
251
00:10:09,838 --> 00:10:12,088
I'll never know what it's like
to win something.
252
00:10:12,171 --> 00:10:13,755
You've never won anything before?
253
00:10:13,838 --> 00:10:15,630
No, I haven't, fuck-brains.
254
00:10:15,713 --> 00:10:17,046
-Nothing ever?
-Nothing.
255
00:10:17,130 --> 00:10:19,130
-A participation trophy?
-Nope.
256
00:10:19,213 --> 00:10:21,630
-A gold star sticker in school?
-Not once.
257
00:10:21,713 --> 00:10:23,046
-A tug-of-war?
-Nope.
258
00:10:23,130 --> 00:10:24,505
-A scratch ticket.
-No!
259
00:10:24,588 --> 00:10:26,463
-Roll up the Rim to Win?
-Nothing.
260
00:10:26,546 --> 00:10:28,255
-A coin toss?
-Not once.
261
00:10:28,338 --> 00:10:29,380
You call it.
262
00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:32,088
Let's try for heads. What the fuck?
263
00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:33,463
Told ya.
264
00:10:34,005 --> 00:10:36,171
Let's go for the fucking tails.
265
00:10:36,255 --> 00:10:37,588
It's not gonna happen, bud.
266
00:10:37,796 --> 00:10:40,880
Wow, you've gotta be one of the only
human beings on the planet
267
00:10:40,963 --> 00:10:43,088
-who's never won anything.
-That's nice. Yeah.
268
00:10:43,171 --> 00:10:45,130
So what's your fucking point, ass-face?
269
00:10:45,213 --> 00:10:47,213
That's one of the saddest things
I've heard.
270
00:10:47,296 --> 00:10:49,130
It is sad. It's very sad.
271
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:51,796
You know what, guys?
I'm gonna help you win that game.
272
00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:54,380
Everyone needs to feel like a winner
once in their life.
273
00:10:54,463 --> 00:10:56,171
Are you serious? Holy fuck!
274
00:10:56,463 --> 00:10:59,588
I'm gonna play in a hockey game
with Nathan fuckin' MacKinnon!
275
00:10:59,671 --> 00:11:00,630
Fuckin' awesome!
276
00:11:01,338 --> 00:11:02,213
Anybody hungry?
277
00:11:02,546 --> 00:11:04,088
THE CASK STEAKHOUSE
278
00:11:04,213 --> 00:11:05,171
Hey, Nathan.
279
00:11:05,296 --> 00:11:07,005
-Call me Nate.
-Hey, Nate,
280
00:11:07,088 --> 00:11:08,505
so when you were on the plane,
281
00:11:08,713 --> 00:11:12,255
did Wayne recline his seat
or did he just sit upright the whole way?
282
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,005
I don't really remember.
283
00:11:14,088 --> 00:11:15,630
Slightly reclined, maybe?
284
00:11:15,713 --> 00:11:16,796
Decent.
285
00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,463
Did Wayne watch a movie
or is he a book fella?
286
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:20,546
Or did he sleep?
287
00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:22,630
I'm not sure, Bubs. I was napping.
288
00:11:22,796 --> 00:11:26,088
Does Wayne open his air vent on the plane
or is he already cool enough?
289
00:11:26,171 --> 00:11:29,005
Holy fuck, Bubs, man.
Enough with Gretzky questions.
290
00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:31,671
I'm just making conversation
with my teammate, Julian.
291
00:11:31,755 --> 00:11:32,880
Back the fuck off!
292
00:11:33,088 --> 00:11:37,796
Oh, my fuck. 41 fucking ribs.
I didn't know a pig had that many ribs.
293
00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,671
Didn't come from one pig, Ricky.
294
00:11:39,755 --> 00:11:41,421
And those are beef ribs, anyway.
295
00:11:41,505 --> 00:11:43,130
-Yeah, I know.
-That's it, I'm done.
296
00:11:43,213 --> 00:11:45,296
I can't believe I ate two whole chickens.
297
00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:47,380
-Yeah, that was great food.
-Hear that, boys?
298
00:11:47,463 --> 00:11:49,796
Nathan MacKinnon loved
the food we got him.
299
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,380
Think Gretzky woulda liked it?
300
00:11:51,463 --> 00:11:53,880
Bubs! You sound like a fucking idiot, man.
301
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,088
I can't help it, Julian!
302
00:11:55,171 --> 00:11:57,921
I'm sitting here with somebody
that knows Wayne Gretzky.
303
00:11:58,005 --> 00:12:00,088
There's only two people
I ever wanted to meet:
304
00:12:00,171 --> 00:12:02,588
Wayne Gretzky... and Luke Skywalker.
305
00:12:02,671 --> 00:12:04,921
No way. I'm a huge Star Wars fan, too.
306
00:12:05,046 --> 00:12:06,713
Decent.
307
00:12:07,588 --> 00:12:09,296
Can I interest anyone in dessert?
308
00:12:09,588 --> 00:12:11,963
Not unless you got an extra stomach
you can lend me.
309
00:12:12,046 --> 00:12:14,671
I'm as stuffed as a ten-holed aisle
in a cock factory.
310
00:12:14,755 --> 00:12:17,088
Ricky, for God's sakes, have some couth.
311
00:12:17,463 --> 00:12:18,755
I can't, I'm stuffed.
312
00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,088
I think we're fine.
313
00:12:20,796 --> 00:12:22,963
That's definitely
a rich and fancy type bill.
314
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,338
-There you go, bud.
-What?
315
00:12:24,421 --> 00:12:27,213
-I don't have my wallet, guys.
-What the fuck are you saying?
316
00:12:27,338 --> 00:12:29,838
I didn't have time to grab it
when you kidnapped me.
317
00:12:29,963 --> 00:12:31,255
That makes sense.
318
00:12:31,338 --> 00:12:33,713
Honestly, I thought you guys
were taking care of it,
319
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,921
since seeing how I'm doing you a favor.
320
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,380
That's what you thought? Okay.
321
00:12:37,588 --> 00:12:39,005
We can take care of it, then.
322
00:12:39,088 --> 00:12:40,755
No problem. Ready, boys?
323
00:12:40,838 --> 00:12:42,088
-Ready for what?
-Bolt!
324
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:45,713
Cash or credit, sir?
325
00:12:46,171 --> 00:12:48,130
I don't have either, actually.
326
00:12:50,171 --> 00:12:52,463
There seems to be some kind of
a mix-up, officer.
327
00:12:52,546 --> 00:12:54,796
-I'm actually Nathan--
-I know who you are, kid.
328
00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,671
I was the London Knights fan club
president back in 2013
329
00:12:57,755 --> 00:13:00,463
when you and the Halifax Mooseheads
beat us to win the cup.
330
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,838
Seven goals, six assists in four games?
331
00:13:02,921 --> 00:13:05,421
We supposed to win that year,
you rotten son of a bitch.
332
00:13:05,505 --> 00:13:06,755
I was just playing hockey.
333
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,255
Just get in the fucking car.
334
00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:11,671
Just get in the fucking car!
335
00:13:14,713 --> 00:13:16,130
All right, perfect.
336
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,546
The rink is done!
337
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,046
Nice work, buddy.
It looks fucking amazing.
338
00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:21,630
The ice is good, dude.
339
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,796
-It's solid.
-And slidy too!
340
00:13:24,588 --> 00:13:26,796
Yeah, two essential components of ice.
341
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,213
Gettin' really good
with the adjectives, boys!
342
00:13:29,296 --> 00:13:31,505
Oh man,
the fucking rink looks great, boys.
343
00:13:31,588 --> 00:13:33,130
Here, put these up on the boards.
344
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,505
What? What are they?
345
00:13:34,588 --> 00:13:36,130
Sponsors. I sold ad space.
346
00:13:36,213 --> 00:13:37,380
Ad space?
347
00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:40,213
Julian, you need to get focused
on what's important here.
348
00:13:40,296 --> 00:13:43,338
I am focused on what's important.
Making money.
349
00:13:43,421 --> 00:13:45,755
I knew Nathan MacKinnon was
a famous hockey player,
350
00:13:45,838 --> 00:13:48,546
but I had no idea
how much of a fucking goldmine he is.
351
00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:51,088
Soon as I handed out flyers
saying he was playing here,
352
00:13:51,171 --> 00:13:53,296
people couldn't fucking wait
to spend money.
353
00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:55,421
I'm selling VIP sky boxes.
354
00:13:55,505 --> 00:13:57,796
I've got autographed pictures
of him to sell.
355
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,713
I've got booze and food on the go,
60% cut off of that.
356
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,171
I've got a weed booth.
357
00:14:02,255 --> 00:14:04,755
I even got a VIP club booth
where you can, well...
358
00:14:04,838 --> 00:14:07,505
Like a kissing booth
but instead of getting things kissed,
359
00:14:07,588 --> 00:14:09,671
you may get things licked or sucked.
360
00:14:09,755 --> 00:14:11,630
It'll be a big hit with the hockey fans.
361
00:14:11,713 --> 00:14:13,296
It's time to get down to business.
362
00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:15,838
Get them jaws loose.
Time to get them working.
363
00:14:19,005 --> 00:14:21,171
Show them where the chickens go to shit!
364
00:14:23,171 --> 00:14:25,130
Where in the fuck is MacKinnon?
365
00:14:25,213 --> 00:14:27,338
I thought you were looking after that.
366
00:14:27,421 --> 00:14:30,255
-You said you'd take care of everything.
-I thought you were.
367
00:14:30,338 --> 00:14:32,755
You're the one with a hard on
since he agreed to play.
368
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:36,671
Ricky, I was building a fucking rink,
in case you didn't notice.
369
00:14:36,755 --> 00:14:39,880
What?
You got to be fucking kidding me.
370
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,130
MacKinnon's in jail.
371
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,505
-Shut the fuck up.
-Jail?!
372
00:14:42,630 --> 00:14:43,713
Holy fuck!
373
00:14:43,796 --> 00:14:45,880
Oh, yeah. We're fucked now, boys.
374
00:14:46,213 --> 00:14:47,505
Are you guys ready to go?
375
00:14:47,838 --> 00:14:50,713
We're missing one of our players.
We need to wait for a bit.
376
00:14:50,921 --> 00:14:53,213
No, I got a dentist appointment
in an hour, guys.
377
00:14:53,338 --> 00:14:55,505
It's now or never.
You're gonna play or forfeit.
378
00:14:55,588 --> 00:14:56,921
What are you gonna do, homos?
379
00:14:57,005 --> 00:15:00,255
If you forfeit, you lose anyway,
so you may as well let us humiliate ya.
380
00:15:00,338 --> 00:15:01,463
The people want a show.
381
00:15:03,505 --> 00:15:05,296
You guys are such fucking losers.
382
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:06,713
Fuck this.
383
00:15:06,796 --> 00:15:09,421
We can win this with or without
Nathan fucking MacKinnon.
384
00:15:09,505 --> 00:15:10,338
Let's play!
385
00:15:13,088 --> 00:15:13,963
Fuck!
386
00:15:18,171 --> 00:15:19,046
Fuck's sakes!
387
00:15:19,130 --> 00:15:20,588
Fuck you, Ricky! You suck!
388
00:15:25,421 --> 00:15:27,046
Come on! What the fuck was that?
389
00:15:27,963 --> 00:15:30,005
-Fuckin' dick!
-Move your ass!
390
00:15:32,171 --> 00:15:33,046
Fuck!
391
00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:35,130
-We want MacKinnon!
-You guys suck!
392
00:15:35,421 --> 00:15:38,546
We want MacKinnon!
393
00:15:38,796 --> 00:15:40,921
Fuck you, Moncton!
394
00:15:41,546 --> 00:15:43,546
Get the fuck outa the way, cum-hair.
395
00:15:46,796 --> 00:15:48,088
Cock suck!
396
00:15:48,505 --> 00:15:51,171
All right! Jesus Christ!
Two minutes for...
397
00:15:51,463 --> 00:15:53,255
-whatever the hell that was.
-What?
398
00:15:53,338 --> 00:15:55,713
Are you kidding me?
Fuck off, my stick slipped.
399
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,463
Can you get him out or what?
400
00:15:57,546 --> 00:16:00,796
Oh, I can get them out,
but Chief Johnson is being a hard-ass.
401
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,546
It's gonna be two gees with my fees,
402
00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:04,963
and hockey boy here
doesn't have his wallet.
403
00:16:05,046 --> 00:16:06,588
Jesus Christ, Steinberg.
404
00:16:06,671 --> 00:16:07,505
Just invoice him.
405
00:16:07,588 --> 00:16:09,588
He's rich for fuck's sakes, good for it.
406
00:16:10,046 --> 00:16:11,713
Ooh, yeah.
407
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,630
But if he fucks me, that two gees
is on you.
408
00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:16,838
He's not gonna fuck ya. Just get him here.
409
00:16:17,546 --> 00:16:19,338
Okay kid, all taken care of.
410
00:16:19,505 --> 00:16:20,796
It's going to be eight...
411
00:16:21,005 --> 00:16:22,713
ten, twe-- could be...
412
00:16:22,963 --> 00:16:25,921
Well, let's just say
between eight and fifty gees.
413
00:16:26,005 --> 00:16:27,255
No problem.
414
00:16:27,338 --> 00:16:28,505
Plus my fees, of course.
415
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,963
Whatever. I got to get out.
Call my accountant.
416
00:16:31,463 --> 00:16:33,005
Where the fuck is MacKinnon?
417
00:16:34,505 --> 00:16:36,088
We need to see MacKinnon!
418
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:39,171
It's fucking amazing
how bad you guys suck!
419
00:16:39,296 --> 00:16:41,088
Might as well get back in there, Cory.
420
00:16:42,046 --> 00:16:43,255
Fuck you, Neil!
421
00:16:43,671 --> 00:16:45,463
-Five minutes.
-Five? For what?
422
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:48,255
You! With the long arms. In the box!
423
00:16:48,338 --> 00:16:49,921
I give up. We're two men down now.
424
00:16:50,005 --> 00:16:52,296
Julian, these people were promised
Nathan MacKinnon
425
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:53,838
and they want Nathan MacKinnon.
426
00:16:53,921 --> 00:16:56,088
They're getting rowdy
and stealing burgers now.
427
00:16:56,171 --> 00:16:58,046
He's on his way. Tell them to chill out.
428
00:16:58,130 --> 00:16:59,255
You pay for that burger?
429
00:16:59,338 --> 00:17:01,338
Julian, the freaking burger
is not important.
430
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,671
They won't chill out.
431
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,171
They're betting on this game
for frick's sakes.
432
00:17:08,671 --> 00:17:10,713
-This isn't the airport.
-It isn't?
433
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,088
Sorry, got to go.
434
00:17:14,296 --> 00:17:15,421
Okay, time out.
435
00:17:15,505 --> 00:17:17,671
-About fucking time, man.
-Are you guys serious?
436
00:17:17,755 --> 00:17:19,380
Left in a restaurant with no money.
437
00:17:19,463 --> 00:17:21,088
Do you not understand "bolt"?
438
00:17:21,171 --> 00:17:22,213
Fuck, you're dumb.
439
00:17:22,338 --> 00:17:24,296
Sorry, Nate. We thought you knew the code.
440
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,380
I mean, you're from Coal Harbor.
441
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,421
So you still going to play?
442
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:31,838
I think it might be better if I go home.
I haven't seen my parents yet.
443
00:17:31,921 --> 00:17:33,796
Oh, is that right? Your parents can wait!
444
00:17:35,005 --> 00:17:37,088
-I guess I'm playing.
-That's what I thought.
445
00:17:37,171 --> 00:17:40,380
Get your fucking skates on
and score some fucking goals, superstar.
446
00:17:40,713 --> 00:17:42,130
I'm Steve Rogers.
447
00:17:42,255 --> 00:17:45,588
Ladies and gentlemen,
Sunnyvale's late addition to the roster:
448
00:17:45,713 --> 00:17:47,796
Number 29 in your program,
449
00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:49,671
number one in your hearts.
450
00:17:49,755 --> 00:17:51,296
Our hometown hero...
451
00:17:51,546 --> 00:17:52,880
Nathan MacKinnon.
452
00:17:55,296 --> 00:17:56,588
I'm Steve Rogers.
453
00:17:58,463 --> 00:18:00,213
Yeah, that's right, dickheads.
454
00:18:00,338 --> 00:18:02,838
Nathan fucking MacKinnon
just stepped on the ice,
455
00:18:02,921 --> 00:18:04,463
and guess who he's playing for?
456
00:18:04,588 --> 00:18:05,755
Sunnyvale!
457
00:18:05,838 --> 00:18:08,130
Okay, here we go. The puck has dropped.
458
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:11,921
MacKinnon scores right away.
A beautiful goal.
459
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,005
Sunnyvale really is starting
to dominate here.
460
00:18:15,088 --> 00:18:17,088
Look at MacKinnon! He scores again!
461
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,421
A big save by Ricky.
462
00:18:21,338 --> 00:18:22,880
MacKinnon from the red line...
463
00:18:23,296 --> 00:18:26,213
He scores again. Such a pleasure to watch.
464
00:18:27,505 --> 00:18:29,838
Bubbles passes to MacKinnon.
MacKinnon winds up.
465
00:18:29,921 --> 00:18:32,546
Tops it off! We have a tie game, folks.
466
00:18:33,171 --> 00:18:34,921
-Center!
-What the fuck are you doing?
467
00:18:35,005 --> 00:18:36,088
I need a rest.
468
00:18:36,171 --> 00:18:38,213
I've been on the ice for 12 minutes.
469
00:18:38,296 --> 00:18:40,755
You're in your 20s and you're rich.
Suck it up, pansy.
470
00:18:44,546 --> 00:18:46,546
MacKinnon takes it long, he's away--
471
00:18:47,255 --> 00:18:49,380
Down with a violent slash to the leg...
472
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,463
All right. Fuck this!
473
00:18:52,171 --> 00:18:54,005
Fucking pin him to the glass, Ricky!
474
00:18:54,088 --> 00:18:55,005
Fuck you!
475
00:18:55,713 --> 00:18:57,380
More side punches, Cory!
476
00:18:59,463 --> 00:19:01,463
A cheap shot by Moncton.
477
00:19:01,588 --> 00:19:02,546
Oh, my fuck!
478
00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:04,380
Oh my God, where are my glasses, boys?
479
00:19:05,838 --> 00:19:07,046
Penalty shot!
480
00:19:07,130 --> 00:19:08,588
Number 29.
481
00:19:08,671 --> 00:19:09,796
One second on the clock.
482
00:19:09,921 --> 00:19:13,671
It all comes down to
international superstar Nathan MacKinnon!
483
00:19:13,963 --> 00:19:16,963
-My legs!
-Fuck! MacKinnon's legs snapped.
484
00:19:17,171 --> 00:19:18,713
That's it, boys. I'm done.
485
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:21,005
Come on, man.
I can't skate with broken legs.
486
00:19:21,088 --> 00:19:22,838
Someone else must take a penalty shot.
487
00:19:22,921 --> 00:19:25,005
You're the only one
who didn't get a penalty.
488
00:19:25,088 --> 00:19:26,880
-Me?
-He's over here, Bubs.
489
00:19:27,713 --> 00:19:29,380
The tension in the air is palpable.
490
00:19:29,505 --> 00:19:32,588
Can Bubbles reclaim the Stanley Bong
for Sunnyvale?
491
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:36,130
Jesus, boys.
I don't know if I can do this.
492
00:19:36,213 --> 00:19:37,630
I mean, it's a lot of pressure.
493
00:19:37,713 --> 00:19:38,713
Lift me up, guys.
494
00:19:39,338 --> 00:19:40,713
You can do this, Bubbles.
495
00:19:40,838 --> 00:19:42,421
You just have to use the force.
496
00:19:42,505 --> 00:19:45,421
-What? The force?
-Yeah, the force. Like Luke Skywalker.
497
00:19:45,505 --> 00:19:46,880
Most people don't know this,
498
00:19:46,963 --> 00:19:48,713
but whenever I take a penalty shot
499
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:51,213
or I'm going down on a breakaway,
I close my eyes.
500
00:19:51,588 --> 00:19:52,671
Are you serious?
501
00:19:52,796 --> 00:19:56,088
I can sense the goal-scoring force
is strong in you, Bubbles.
502
00:19:56,171 --> 00:19:58,796
Yeah, you're fucking right
that the force is strong in you.
503
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,005
-We always knew that too.
-You can do is, Bubs.
504
00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:03,296
Remember, "The Force will be with you."
505
00:20:03,921 --> 00:20:05,255
Always.
506
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,963
It looks like Bubbles
is trying to get his focus.
507
00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:12,421
-You don't close your eyes?
-Of course not. Are you crazy?
508
00:20:12,505 --> 00:20:15,588
-He's just got a better chance this way.
-Hurry up, loser!
509
00:20:15,671 --> 00:20:18,130
We got some weed to smoke
out of this motherfucker.
510
00:20:19,088 --> 00:20:20,880
Use The Force, Bubbles.
511
00:20:21,046 --> 00:20:23,380
Let go, Bubbles...
512
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,296
Just breathe.
513
00:20:26,213 --> 00:20:28,338
Fans on their feet. It's all down to this.
514
00:20:28,463 --> 00:20:29,463
Here he comes...
515
00:20:31,046 --> 00:20:34,796
Oh! He fans on the shot!
He's down. How embarrassing!
516
00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:39,296
He won! The puck crosses the line!
It's a goal!
517
00:20:41,255 --> 00:20:42,630
Sunnyvale wins!
518
00:20:42,713 --> 00:20:44,630
The Stanley Bong is theirs.
519
00:20:45,796 --> 00:20:48,130
Holy fuck! Did you guys see that?
520
00:20:48,713 --> 00:20:49,546
I didn't.
521
00:20:49,630 --> 00:20:51,130
Don't take shit off 'em, Rick!
522
00:20:51,213 --> 00:20:52,088
Ours!
523
00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:56,755
We did it, buddy!
We won the fucking Stanley Bong!
524
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,338
-Yes!
-Right on! Yeah!
525
00:21:00,630 --> 00:21:02,630
Thanks, 29 Kenobi.
526
00:21:05,088 --> 00:21:06,171
Thanks, Julian.
527
00:21:06,255 --> 00:21:07,921
Barb's going to be real impressed.
528
00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:10,255
This has been the best day
in my life, boys.
529
00:21:10,588 --> 00:21:15,046
I mean, not only did I get to play with
Nathan MacKinnon in a hockey game,
530
00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:18,171
It's almost like I got to meet
Luke Skywalker, too.
531
00:21:18,255 --> 00:21:20,338
Bubbles, that was fucking awesome.
532
00:21:20,421 --> 00:21:22,213
I'm so proud of you.
533
00:21:22,296 --> 00:21:23,463
We all are.
534
00:21:23,546 --> 00:21:24,963
Thanks, buddy. Because of you,
535
00:21:25,046 --> 00:21:26,921
I finally know what it is
to be a winner.
536
00:21:27,005 --> 00:21:28,213
You are a winner, Ricky.
537
00:21:28,505 --> 00:21:31,130
It feels... quite a bit better
than being a loser.
538
00:21:35,755 --> 00:21:37,838
Oh, fuck yeah!
539
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:39,463
Fuck, I missed you, baby.
540
00:21:39,588 --> 00:21:41,505
Lord Stanley's octopus toke.
541
00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:55,338
Fucking smooth.
542
00:21:55,796 --> 00:21:57,796
Yep, you're definitely a winner, Ricky.
41903
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