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Bubs, just calm down
and have a drink, man.
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I don't want a fuckin' drink, Julian!
I'm gonna snap!
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It's been a week. What if we
never come down from this shit?
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Okay, what if we don't? So what?
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What do you mean, so what?
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I mean, so what if we never come down?
What's really different?
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Oh, other than the fact that
we're fuckin' cartoons,
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living in Cartoonland,
high on fuckin' drugs, what's different?
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Yeah, you're still you, I'm still me,
we're still living at the park,
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and we still have each other's back,
no matter what, right?
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I guess so, but--
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We're still the same people, man,
still family.
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Nothing's ever gonna fuckin' change that.
Come here.
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Bubs, come here, who's got your belly?
Come on.
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Look, we're gonna be all right, man,
okay?
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All right, I guess so. Thanks, Julian.
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Know what? I'm actually diggin'
the way we are now now.
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I have been banging the hottest strippers
I've ever banged in my entire life
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this past week. It's amazing.
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Oh, you're banging cartoon strippers
with your big cartoon wiener, are ya?
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-That's nice.
-Fuck yeah.
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It's way easier to pick up
than it used to be.
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Let's go down there right now.
I'll show you. Come on.
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Boys, I don't know what the fuck
is going on, but watch this!
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-What the fuck was that?
-Holy sweet fuck!
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I know! It just started fuckin' happening!
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Oh, my God! It looked like some kind
of a tapeworm!
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A worm? You see how fast that thing was?
It's more like a fuckin' cobra!
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Oh, my fuck, boys.
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I have a goddamn pepperoni cobra
living in my 'testines!
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Look at this shit!
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Like, what the fuck am I gonna do here,
boys?
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Sweet flying fuck, that is crazy!
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I know!
Like, this is fucking dickdangular!
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I'll fuckin' starve to death.
I'll have to go to hospital.
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No, you don't. No more hospitals.
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Ricky, just calm down.
Let's see what it says on the Internet.
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How in the fuck did you get a tapeworm,
anyway?
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Did you eat anything rotten lately?
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I did. I found a dead rotting fuckin' deer
in the woods
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and ate every fuckin' bite of him,
that's what happened.
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No, I fuckin' didn't.
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-Oh, fuck. You know what?
-Here we go.
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I ate a couple of burgers
out of Randy's fuckin' garbage
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coming home from the bar the other night,
would that do it?
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You were eating garbage burgers!
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Somebody call fuckin'
Agatha Christie then.
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I think we solved the fuckin' mystery.
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Fuckin' Randy and his rotten burgers!
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-What does it say on the fuckin' Internet?
-Just wait.
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Okay, it says, "In certain cases,
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a small incision can be made
in the abdomen,
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where the worm can be extracted
using forceps.
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-Here we go.
-An incision?
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I've got a carpet knife and some pliers,
boys.
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Oh, and there's a diagram here.
It looks pretty easy.
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Perfect, let's do it.
I'm fuckin' starving--
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Guys, we're not gonna give you
a fuckin' C-section with a carpet knife!
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-We have to!
-No, that's stupid!
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Okay, hang on, boys.
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Here it is, right here.
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Due to their sensitivity, in many cases,
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tapeworms can be forced from a host
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using garlic, cinnamon, or laxatives.
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How about all fuckin' three of them?
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Here, chug it.
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Oh, you don't like that, huh?
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Well, fuck you, then!
Say goodbye, fuckface!
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Okay. So what happens now?
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'Cause that didn't seem to do shit.
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Oh, fuck.
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-Oh, fuck.
-Ricky, no fucking way!
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Don't coat my toilet with your shitspray!
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-It's coming out!
-Use your own!
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-I can't! I'm not gonna make it!
-Ricky!
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-Oh, fuck!
-Ricky, clench your cheeks!
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-Oh, fuck!
-You can make it!
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Fuck! Oh, my God!
Cartoon shitting is crazy!
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Oh, my God. Ricky!
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Fuck. It's still inside me.
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This thing is fuckin' smart. What?
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That's not fuckin' fair, man.
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What? Mine's bigger than that.
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Bullshit. It is not, is it?
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-A good inch bigger.
-Fuck!
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It's been really hard trying
to run the park on my own.
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I've been drinking and drinking,
trying to get Mr. Lahey to appear
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and give me some advice,
but it hasn't been working.
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I'm trying to stay positive here.
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Ah, frig!
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What the frig are you doing?
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That's my garbage from last fuckin' week!
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Pick it the fuck up!
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For frig sakes, Donnie, I'm trying here.
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Well, you're not trying hard enough!
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You're fuckin' lazy!
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Mr. Lahey, where are you, sir?
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Give me a sign. Please.
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What the frig?
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Mr. Lahey?
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I guess we just leave him in there.
It's not a real big deal.
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He'll have his space and I'll have mine,
but...
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he's gonna have to chip in for groceries.
He eats a fuckin' shit-ton.
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Ricky, you can't just let a tapeworm
live in you
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like a roommate splitting
a fucking apartment with you.
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There's gotta be an easy way
to deal with this.
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We just gotta think about it.
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Well, I can't think unless I'm high, so...
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"When you're Rome," as they say.
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Whoa, whoa, what the fuck?
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I don't fuckin' think so, bud.
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You get the fuck back here with that
right the fuck now!
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Ricky, what are you doing?
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-Ricky!
-You're gonna turn yourself inside out!
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All right, this ain't happening.
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-Fuck this!
-No, Ricky, put the fuckin' gun away!
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No, eating my fuckin' pepperoni,
that's one thing,
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but if he's gonna smoke my fuckin' weed,
he's gotta go,
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right the fuck now!
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-You don't need a fuckin' gun!
-Come on, little prick!
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Poke your little fuckin' head out,
I dare ya!
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Jesus H. Christ!
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You're not so fuckin' tough now!
Poke your head out, I dare you!
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Use your fuckin' brain.
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You're pointing a gun
at your goddamn head now.
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He fuckin' started it!
I can't deal with this!
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All right, goddammit!
Lay on your back, Ricky.
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We're gonna do exactly what they'd do
in a fuckin' cartoon in this situation!
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Ironically.
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Okay, Julian,
I'm gonna lure the little cocksucker out.
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-You grab him with these.
-All right, let's get going.
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Okay, is he coming, Ricky?
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Jesus, I don't know if he's coming.
It feels like he's hard, though.
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-Something's digging into me.
-No, I mean is he moving up your throat?
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Oh. No. Fuck. Not yet anyway.
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Yeah, he's probably too fuckin' baked now.
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I guarantee he is.
That was Purple fucking Kush he smoked!
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Here, try this instead.
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He might have the munchies.
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-Good thinking, Julian.
-Thanks.
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Nothing better than peanut butter cups
when you're baked!
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Okay, now,
that got the little fucker's attention.
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Okay, Julian, get ready.
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-I got him!
-Don't let him retreat, Julian!
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Holy fuck, he's strong!
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Come on, you little fucker!
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-Pull, Julian! Use your muscles!
-I'm pulling!
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Firm, but easy!
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He's got a segmented body!
He could break into 80 pieces!
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Come on!
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Holy fuck! We got him!
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All right, you little tubey fuck,
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your pepperoni and weed stealing days
are fuckin' over!
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Aw, listen to him.
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There you go, fella.
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I'll have to think of a name for you.
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Oh, my God, what the Christ are you doing?
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Just kill the fuckin' thing.
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I'm not gonna fuckin' kill it.
What's the point in that now?
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It came outta me,
so I'm kinda like its mother in a way.
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Ricky, you know you can't keep a tapeworm
as a pet, right?
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Yeah, I mean, I know that. Of course.
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All right, well, that was fun, boys.
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Let's go to the fuckin' strip club
and get drunk.
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I can't go to the strip club,
I'm watching Mo-tel.
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Trin, Jacob and Cory
went job-hunting.
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What, you're watching Mo?
Where is he, Ricky?
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Oh, fuck! I have no idea.
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-Mo! Where are you?
-Jesus, Ricky!
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Mo!
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Oh, my fuck!
He's got the triumvirate of danger!
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Whoa, give these to Grampie.
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You could cut your little fingies off
or burn yourself to death.
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-Wormie!
-Yeah, what do you think of him?
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He's a pepperoni cobra. Watch this.
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Peppie!
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Peppie? Holy fuck, that's a perfect name!
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He's got fuckin' brains, boys,
I'm telling ya.
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Oh, yeah, here we go.
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That's fucked. Let's go, Bubs.
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Know what? Fuck it, we'll come too.
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Who?
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Me and Mo. He can wait in the car
and play with Peppie.
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-Let's go, Mo. Going to the strip club.
-Ricky.
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You're not taking Mo
and your pet tapeworm to the strip club.
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See you later.
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Well, fuck.
Bring me back something at least!
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I'll see what I can do.
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All right, well, fuck them,
right, little buddy?
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We can have fun right here, can't we?
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Peppie wanna play!
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No, you can't go in there, little guy.
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Come on, you two,
let's go do some family shit together.
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People, let me tell you
about my best friend
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He's a warm-hearted person
who'll love me till the end
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People, let me tell you
about my best friend
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He's a one-boy cuddly toy, my up and down,
my friend joy
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I don't know about this, Julian.
It's freaking me out.
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Come on, man, once you
get used to it in here, you'll be fine.
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Let's just get one fuckin' drink.
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Oh, yeah, right. One drink.
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When have you ever had one fuckin' drink?
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All right, well,
at least let's just kinda blend in, then.
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Jesus Christ, Julian.
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Sitting right smack in the middle
of Jerk du Soleil
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isn't exactly being inconspicuous!
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Hey, relax!
You can see more detail up front here.
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Detail? What are you talking about?
We're not at the fuckin' Louvre.
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All right, guys, give it up for Trixie,
looking after all your dancing needs.
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Way to go, baby!
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Okay, she's gonna...
use those as her hands now, is she?
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I see how that works.
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Bubs, man, would you loosen up?
Go talk to a lady.
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No ladies are looking to talk to me.
I'm fine right here.
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Yes, they do want to talk,
they're strippers.
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That's what they do for a living.
They talk to people.
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Look, she's shaking her ass at you.
Go talk to her.
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-I can't, Julian.
-Talk to her!
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-I can't!
-Bubs, you can. Come on!
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All right, fuck off!
Let me do it on my own.
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Excuse me, ma'am,
I got a tip here for you.
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Hey! What the hell?
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Oh, my God! I'm sorry.
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-I thought you were one of the dirty--
-Yeah, okay, calm down. It's all right.
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I'm sorry to disappoint you,
but I'm just the cleaner.
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Oh, I'm not disappointed.
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I'm relieved, actually.
You're the cleaner? Oh, my God.
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I actually love cleaning,
it's a great profession.
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You love cleaning? Well that's sweet.
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I don't. Especially not
when my stupid machine is broke.
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I hate cleaning by hand. It's gross.
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What kind of stupid machine do you have?
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I'm pretty good with machines,
I could have a look at it for you.
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Really? That'd be awesome.
235
00:10:53,546 --> 00:10:56,380
Mr. Lahey, where are you, sir?
236
00:10:56,463 --> 00:10:58,380
Why won't you talk to me?
237
00:10:59,130 --> 00:11:02,505
Please, Mr. Lahey!
I need some friggin' help!
238
00:11:05,796 --> 00:11:07,171
Hey, Randy.
239
00:11:07,338 --> 00:11:11,255
Mr. Lahey! I knew you'd come!
I need some advice, sir.
240
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,838
What do you need, bud?
241
00:11:12,921 --> 00:11:14,630
Randy! Open up!
242
00:11:14,755 --> 00:11:15,671
Barb!
243
00:11:16,171 --> 00:11:18,171
Mr. Lahey! No!
244
00:11:20,296 --> 00:11:22,046
That friggin' bitch!
245
00:11:22,588 --> 00:11:24,046
Are you talking to Jim?
246
00:11:24,296 --> 00:11:27,213
Tell him to get out here
right this instant!
247
00:11:27,796 --> 00:11:29,296
He's not friggin' here!
248
00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:33,213
You scared him off with that
witchy friggin' voice of yours!
249
00:11:34,630 --> 00:11:37,921
I beg your pardon, Randy! Are you drunk?
250
00:11:38,046 --> 00:11:42,963
I said he's not here!
Clean the friggin' shit out of your ears!
251
00:11:43,171 --> 00:11:45,505
You will not speak to me like that, Randy!
252
00:11:45,588 --> 00:11:47,880
I want to know where Jim is
and I want to know now,
253
00:11:47,963 --> 00:11:52,755
because you obviously aren't capable
of taking care of this park without him!
254
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,005
Bottle kids!
255
00:11:55,838 --> 00:11:57,171
Friggin' little jerks!
256
00:11:58,546 --> 00:12:01,005
This park is out of control!
257
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,380
Where the hell is Jim?
258
00:12:03,588 --> 00:12:06,755
-And don't tell me that the shithawks--
-You know what, Barb?
259
00:12:06,921 --> 00:12:07,796
What?
260
00:12:10,505 --> 00:12:11,755
I don't know what happened.
261
00:12:11,838 --> 00:12:14,130
It was working great
and then it just quit.
262
00:12:15,338 --> 00:12:18,005
Oh, it looks like maybe a cold solder
on the condenser,
263
00:12:18,088 --> 00:12:20,588
not easy to spot.
Easy fix, though.
264
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,171
You built this thing?
265
00:12:23,130 --> 00:12:25,255
I like the way you did that there.
266
00:12:25,338 --> 00:12:28,005
-Decent!
-Yeah, it's not great though.
267
00:12:28,171 --> 00:12:29,338
Are you kidding me?
268
00:12:29,671 --> 00:12:32,338
Clean welds, nice contours...
269
00:12:32,838 --> 00:12:34,463
great craftsmanship all around.
270
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:35,713
I'm very impressed.
271
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,088
Well, thanks.
272
00:12:37,838 --> 00:12:40,671
You know one thing,
if you extended these blades a few inches
273
00:12:40,755 --> 00:12:43,130
and cranked up the amperage,
you'd get more torque,
274
00:12:43,213 --> 00:12:45,171
probably cut your cleaning time
in half.
275
00:12:45,338 --> 00:12:47,630
Really? That would be a dream!
276
00:12:47,921 --> 00:12:50,505
Well, I mean, I could do it for ya
277
00:12:50,588 --> 00:12:53,130
if you wanted to come by my shed
with it sometime.
278
00:12:53,255 --> 00:12:56,546
Oh, really? Is that your pickup line?
279
00:12:56,921 --> 00:12:58,046
What? No!
280
00:12:58,130 --> 00:12:59,755
No! God, no pickup line!
281
00:12:59,838 --> 00:13:02,630
Just one backyard builder to another.
282
00:13:02,921 --> 00:13:06,255
Okay. Deal. How about tomorrow morning?
283
00:13:06,588 --> 00:13:09,421
Tomorrow... that's very soon.
284
00:13:09,838 --> 00:13:11,088
Yes, okay.
285
00:13:11,171 --> 00:13:13,088
Tomorrow morning sounds perfect.
286
00:13:13,171 --> 00:13:15,213
Just come by the Sunnyvale Trailer Park,
287
00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:17,630
stop by my shed,
and we'll get her geared for ya.
288
00:13:17,921 --> 00:13:19,588
That's great! Okay, it's a date.
289
00:13:19,671 --> 00:13:20,630
Thanks...
290
00:13:21,546 --> 00:13:22,463
Bubbles.
291
00:13:22,546 --> 00:13:24,671
That's cute. I'm Maddy.
292
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,630
I'll see you tomorrow, Bubbles.
293
00:13:26,713 --> 00:13:28,296
Okay, it's a date!
294
00:13:28,630 --> 00:13:29,713
A date.
295
00:13:29,796 --> 00:13:32,171
Yo buddy, say hello to my little friends!
296
00:13:32,255 --> 00:13:35,046
They're coming to the park
and partying with us, man. Come on!
297
00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:37,796
Oh, hey, you're kinda cute.
298
00:13:38,213 --> 00:13:39,796
I love your glasses.
299
00:13:40,338 --> 00:13:42,880
Nope, sorry, ladies. I'm taken.
300
00:13:43,005 --> 00:13:44,880
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
301
00:13:44,963 --> 00:13:48,213
Maybe. I've got a lady
coming over to the park too,
302
00:13:48,296 --> 00:13:50,255
-first thing in the morning.
-Oh, right on!
303
00:13:50,338 --> 00:13:53,338
You'll be able to fire up that fuckin'
massive hog of yours, man.
304
00:13:53,421 --> 00:13:55,880
Why are you so excited
about my hog firing up?
305
00:13:57,088 --> 00:13:58,838
Ah, fuck, better get some food in you.
306
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,796
You're not looking so good, Pepperino.
307
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,171
What the fuck is she doing?
308
00:14:02,588 --> 00:14:05,921
Okay, it's sleepy time, little buddy.
Kiss Peppie goodnight and go to bed.
309
00:14:06,588 --> 00:14:07,421
How's it going?
310
00:14:07,505 --> 00:14:10,296
-What the hell you doing here?
-What the hell am I doing here?
311
00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:13,130
I just went to the jail and they said
you got out a week ago.
312
00:14:13,296 --> 00:14:15,421
Like, what the actual fuck, Rick?
313
00:14:15,505 --> 00:14:18,005
Well, I fuckin' assumed we were done.
Aren't we?
314
00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:20,421
Done? Why would we be done?
315
00:14:20,838 --> 00:14:23,338
And what have you been doing
for the past week?
316
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,088
You banging Sarah again?
317
00:14:25,171 --> 00:14:27,921
I'm not fuckin' banging Sarah again.
I'm not banging anybody!
318
00:14:28,005 --> 00:14:29,171
Fuck's sake!
319
00:14:29,463 --> 00:14:30,421
Are you drunk?
320
00:14:30,588 --> 00:14:33,671
Yes! Because of you!
321
00:14:34,463 --> 00:14:37,588
All right, Ricky, you wanted takeout,
I got you takeout, buddy!
322
00:14:37,671 --> 00:14:40,005
-Take your pick!
-No idea what you're talking about.
323
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,630
Ricky, what the fuck--
324
00:14:41,713 --> 00:14:43,088
I thought you guys were done.
325
00:14:43,171 --> 00:14:44,130
Yeah, so did I.
326
00:14:44,213 --> 00:14:46,088
What the fuck is this?
327
00:14:46,171 --> 00:14:48,546
I have no idea.
What the fuck are you doing, Julian?
328
00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:49,546
You fuckin' weirdo.
329
00:14:49,630 --> 00:14:52,880
Oh, you guys thought you were gonna
have a little stripper party
330
00:14:52,963 --> 00:14:54,255
with these skanks, did you?
331
00:14:54,338 --> 00:14:58,338
Whoa, my friends are not skanks.
They're professional entertainers, okay?
332
00:14:58,421 --> 00:15:00,088
Trixie here is actually pre-med,
333
00:15:00,171 --> 00:15:03,338
and Summer, she's... trying to be a pilot.
334
00:15:03,546 --> 00:15:05,796
A pilot? Yeah, I bet she is.
335
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,296
She's dressed like she knows her way
around a cockpit.
336
00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:11,255
Ever hear of mouthwash, bitch?
337
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:14,005
Yeah, that's it. It's on, you skinny slut!
338
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,213
No! Ricky, get her out of here.
339
00:15:16,296 --> 00:15:18,421
-Susan!
-No, listen, okay? Everything's cool.
340
00:15:18,505 --> 00:15:21,296
Put the wig back on, go mix a drink.
I'll be over in a minute.
341
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:26,046
Don't worry about your snail trail!
I'll fuckin' mop that up with my Swiffer.
342
00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:28,796
Ricky, you're not getting back with her.
Come on, let's go.
343
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,671
Julian, we're just talking here, okay?
344
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:33,380
Ricky, let's go talk in the bedroom.
345
00:15:34,046 --> 00:15:37,338
'Cause you know I can do ten times
what those wig-wearing whores can do,
346
00:15:37,505 --> 00:15:39,505
except fly a plane, if she was serious.
347
00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:43,671
Okay, well. Sorry, Julian.
We just gotta go talk in the bedroom.
348
00:15:43,755 --> 00:15:46,380
Let's go to the bedroom and do ten times
whatever you said.
349
00:15:46,463 --> 00:15:47,755
That sounds fuckin' awesome.
350
00:15:49,338 --> 00:15:50,380
Fuck! Shit!
351
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,630
Champ!
352
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,255
Oh, Champ!
353
00:15:54,713 --> 00:15:55,671
Yes!
354
00:15:56,921 --> 00:15:57,921
Fuck you!
355
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:06,171
Hey, how'd you sleep, little buddy?
356
00:16:07,046 --> 00:16:08,796
Fuck. Fucking great!
357
00:16:10,213 --> 00:16:13,171
Ricky? Whatcha doing, baby?
358
00:16:13,421 --> 00:16:17,505
Come back to bed and do that ass thing
you were doing to me, please.
359
00:16:17,588 --> 00:16:19,838
Ass thing?
What the fuck is she talking about?
360
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,213
Well, duty calls, boys.
361
00:16:22,296 --> 00:16:24,796
Go film Julian and Bubbles for a while
for fuck sakes.
362
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,380
Jesus fucking Satan! Boys!
363
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,171
What the fuck's going on?
364
00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:31,880
Peppie's eating my cock!
365
00:16:31,963 --> 00:16:33,588
What the fuck is happening?
366
00:16:33,671 --> 00:16:36,046
-How the fuck did this happen?
-I don't fucking know.
367
00:16:36,130 --> 00:16:37,171
Peppie got out his tank
368
00:16:37,255 --> 00:16:39,338
and must've crawled in Susan
while she was sleeping.
369
00:16:39,421 --> 00:16:41,796
Now he's latched onto my cock!
Oh, fuck, it hurts!
370
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,463
My God, he thinks it's pepperoni!
371
00:16:43,546 --> 00:16:46,713
It's not a pepperoni, boys, it's my cock!
It's fucking bad here!
372
00:16:46,796 --> 00:16:50,046
Obviously it's not a pepperoni!
I was making a fucking point!
373
00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:53,213
Enough with the pepperoni talk!
Okay, Ricky, hold still!
374
00:16:53,296 --> 00:16:55,463
-Get it off! Get it off my cock!
-Jesus Christ!
375
00:16:55,713 --> 00:16:58,296
He's got his scolex
clamped around your shaft!
376
00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:00,505
Hold onto him, Ricky! Come on, Bubs!
377
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:01,838
Let's rip 'em apart!
378
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:05,713
Am I bleeding?
379
00:17:05,796 --> 00:17:08,505
What in the fucking fuck is that? Kill it!
380
00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:10,005
No! Don't kill it!
381
00:17:10,088 --> 00:17:12,755
-Peppie didn't mean it.
-What the fuck are you on about?
382
00:17:12,838 --> 00:17:14,588
You've a name for this fucking thing?
383
00:17:16,255 --> 00:17:17,171
Shoot it, Rick!
384
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,630
-I can't fucking shoot it.
-What do you mean you can't?
385
00:17:20,713 --> 00:17:23,171
It's a snake! It just tried to eat
your fucking cock!
386
00:17:23,255 --> 00:17:25,421
It's not a snake, actually,
it's a tapeworm.
387
00:17:25,505 --> 00:17:27,963
I know what it just did.
I fuckin' was there, okay?
388
00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:31,796
But Mo fuckin' loves this thing,
and I think I do too. I can't kill it.
389
00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:34,171
I wanna tell you one more fucking time.
390
00:17:34,255 --> 00:17:37,421
It's me or it's that cock-eating snake,
Ricky! Choose!
391
00:17:37,505 --> 00:17:38,338
Tapeworm.
392
00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:41,171
I shouldn't have to fuckin' choose.
I can't kill him, Susan.
393
00:17:41,255 --> 00:17:42,713
I'm just fucking sorry.
394
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:44,255
So that's how it's gonna be?
395
00:17:44,338 --> 00:17:46,213
You're gonna pick a fucking snake
over me?
396
00:17:46,296 --> 00:17:47,213
Tapeworm.
397
00:17:47,463 --> 00:17:49,963
Oh, fuck you, Ricky. The wedding is off!
398
00:17:50,046 --> 00:17:52,921
Take your fucking snake,
shove it up your ass!
399
00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:58,213
Barely slept a wink last night trying
to get up the courage to ask Maddy out.
400
00:17:58,296 --> 00:18:01,338
I'm not real good at that type of thing.
401
00:18:01,755 --> 00:18:03,088
But then I had a genius idea!
402
00:18:03,171 --> 00:18:05,546
I mean, I'll do my best to try
to just blurt it out,
403
00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:09,380
but if I can't, I'll just do what
I used to do in elementary school.
404
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:10,671
Hey, Bubbles!
405
00:18:10,921 --> 00:18:12,088
Hey, Maddy!
406
00:18:12,296 --> 00:18:13,588
Wish me luck!
407
00:18:14,171 --> 00:18:17,005
-Well, here it is.
-Yep! There it is!
408
00:18:17,421 --> 00:18:21,005
Decent. All right, well,
let's get this dirty wh-
409
00:18:21,838 --> 00:18:24,296
Let's get her up on the old workbench!
410
00:18:24,421 --> 00:18:26,005
Careful, don't hurt yourself.
411
00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:27,255
No, I'm good!
412
00:18:27,421 --> 00:18:30,130
Tough as nails, I am.
I've been working out.
413
00:18:32,088 --> 00:18:34,171
Jesus, it's heavier than I thought though.
414
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,088
How far did you drag this thing?
415
00:18:36,171 --> 00:18:39,088
Not that far. My boyfriend dropped me off
at the entrance.
416
00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:40,505
What? Boyfriend?
417
00:18:41,963 --> 00:18:43,421
Cocksucker!
418
00:18:43,630 --> 00:18:45,255
Oh, my God, are you okay?
419
00:18:45,338 --> 00:18:47,171
Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm just fine.
420
00:18:47,463 --> 00:18:48,755
No big deal.
421
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,505
What's this?
422
00:18:51,838 --> 00:18:53,130
That's nothing.
423
00:18:53,338 --> 00:18:55,088
Were you gonna ask me out, Bubbles?
424
00:18:55,171 --> 00:18:59,005
I thought that you said this was just
"one backyard builder to another"?
425
00:18:59,088 --> 00:19:02,713
That's nothing. It's just something--
I was doodling around--
426
00:19:02,796 --> 00:19:06,296
Look, I think it was very cute
that you were gonna ask me out, but...
427
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:11,338
I could never date a guy that
hangs out at a strip club.
428
00:19:11,421 --> 00:19:14,213
Oh, my God. I actually... don't.
429
00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:17,505
Anyway, here's my number.
Just call me when it's done, okay?
430
00:19:17,588 --> 00:19:18,796
Thanks, Bubbles.
431
00:19:19,130 --> 00:19:21,505
Yeah. Okay, great.
432
00:19:22,213 --> 00:19:24,713
You're not looking good.
Why the fuck aren't you eating?
433
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:25,796
You must be hungry.
434
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:29,630
Ricky, I think it's about time you flushed
that fucking thing down the toilet, man.
435
00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:33,255
Gentlemen, I'd like to have a word,
please.
436
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:36,963
Does anyone know where the fuck Jim is?
437
00:19:37,921 --> 00:19:40,630
Why would we know where he is?
Why don't you ask Randy?
438
00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:44,296
I've asked Randy, repeatedly,
but when he is not passed out drunk,
439
00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:47,963
which is literally all the time now,
he just goes on about shithawks.
440
00:19:48,505 --> 00:19:52,838
Look, is there something going on
with you all that I don't know about?
441
00:19:53,505 --> 00:19:54,838
-No.
-Why would you say that?
442
00:19:56,171 --> 00:19:57,546
Why do I even bother?
443
00:19:58,421 --> 00:19:59,838
What was that all about?
444
00:20:00,338 --> 00:20:03,005
Fuck, he's getting worse, boys.
What am I gonna do here?
445
00:20:03,588 --> 00:20:05,213
He's dying, he's starving to death.
446
00:20:05,296 --> 00:20:07,421
He can't be starving,
I gave him tons of pepperoni.
447
00:20:07,505 --> 00:20:08,630
He's just not eating it.
448
00:20:08,713 --> 00:20:12,005
He can't survive on just pepperoni, Ricky,
he's a parasite.
449
00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:14,755
He has to live in someone's body.
450
00:20:14,921 --> 00:20:16,630
Parasites need a host.
451
00:20:16,838 --> 00:20:17,963
For fuck sakes.
452
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,380
All right, well...
453
00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:21,046
in you go, then.
454
00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:23,838
Ricky, you're not gonna let
that disgusting fucking thing
455
00:20:23,921 --> 00:20:25,005
live inside your body.
456
00:20:25,088 --> 00:20:26,921
Well, I can't just let him die, Julian.
457
00:20:27,046 --> 00:20:28,046
Mo loves him.
458
00:20:28,838 --> 00:20:30,505
And I love him, too.
459
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,838
There must be some way to save him, boys.
460
00:20:32,921 --> 00:20:33,755
Please.
461
00:20:38,755 --> 00:20:41,005
All right, get his pants down, Julian.
462
00:20:41,088 --> 00:20:43,005
I'm not pulling his fucking pants down.
463
00:20:43,088 --> 00:20:44,088
Okay, no problem.
464
00:20:44,171 --> 00:20:46,046
Would you rather be the spreader then?
465
00:20:46,463 --> 00:20:47,713
Jesus Christ.
466
00:20:50,671 --> 00:20:52,546
All right, Ricky, when I say go,
467
00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:55,463
put some donair meat in the crack
and then let Peppie go.
468
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,296
Hang on. I don't know if I can do this.
469
00:20:58,588 --> 00:21:01,505
Yes, you can, Ricky.
And hurry up, this is fucked.
470
00:21:04,505 --> 00:21:05,921
You'll be okay, little guy.
471
00:21:06,005 --> 00:21:08,255
He's gonna be better than okay, Ricky.
472
00:21:08,546 --> 00:21:11,838
As far as tapeworms go, living in Randy
is like living in paradise.
473
00:21:12,046 --> 00:21:14,171
There's tons of room to move around,
474
00:21:14,421 --> 00:21:18,171
endless supply of burgers,
donairs, hot dogs.
475
00:21:18,255 --> 00:21:21,046
Think about it!
It's tapeworm heaven in there, Ricky.
476
00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:23,213
You're right,
it would be pretty nice in there.
477
00:21:23,463 --> 00:21:24,671
I'm gonna miss you, pal.
478
00:21:25,088 --> 00:21:26,171
Okay, Bubs, do it.
479
00:21:30,421 --> 00:21:32,255
There he goes, boys. He's in.
480
00:21:32,630 --> 00:21:34,213
Yep. He made it.
481
00:21:35,296 --> 00:21:37,588
-He's gonna be okay, Ricky.
-I hope so.
482
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,421
Jesus Christ, you two are fucked.
483
00:21:39,505 --> 00:21:42,588
No, we're not fucked, Julian.
We're not fucked, actually.
484
00:21:42,796 --> 00:21:44,713
Everything's exactly the way it should be.
485
00:21:44,796 --> 00:21:47,505
Just like you said,
we have each other's backs.
486
00:21:48,130 --> 00:21:49,630
We're a family, boys.
487
00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:51,630
I love you guys.
488
00:21:53,005 --> 00:21:54,963
-Love you too, buddy.
-Back at you, buddy.
489
00:21:57,130 --> 00:21:58,880
You guys want to get something to eat?
490
00:21:59,630 --> 00:22:01,130
Anything but a donair.
491
00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:07,005
Mr. Lahey. I knew you'd come back.
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