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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:09,519 CAT MEWS 2 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:11,239 # Dirty money, dark moon... # 3 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,279 Good morning, my darling. 4 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:16,040 # The devil's got a seat next to you 5 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:20,040 # Black cat, tight noose 6 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:23,759 # Luck is always overdue 7 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,039 # Beginning and the end 8 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,039 # Something you can't fight 9 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:31,519 # Born with all these demons taking all the light 10 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:34,039 ALARM CLOCK BEEPS # Forever you're condemned 11 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,039 # It's a birthright 12 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:41,039 # Bloodlines, it's in the bloodlines, it's in the blood 13 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,039 # Ah, ah 14 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:45,039 # It's in the blood 15 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,039 # Ah, ah 16 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:49,039 # It's in the blood 17 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,999 # Ah, ah, ah 18 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,520 # Bloodlines, it's in the bloodlines, it's in the blood 19 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,520 # Broken glass and kerosene 20 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:04,760 # They all know your name on the streets 21 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,960 # You can't escape the legacy 22 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,280 # The shadows follow you at your feet 23 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:17,039 # Hereditary, adversary, knife at your throat 24 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:20,759 # Try and try and try but it will never let go 25 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:25,039 # Forever curse the name because you reap what they sow 26 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:27,040 # Reap what they sow... # 27 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,759 SHE GASPS Jesus! 28 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,479 All the mugs are dirty. 29 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:33,919 I know. 30 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,039 We need a new cleaner. 31 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,039 # Ah, ah 32 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,039 # It's in the blood 33 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,839 # Ah, ah 34 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,839 # It's in the blood 35 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,519 # Ah, ah, ah 36 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:51,040 # Bloodlines, it's in the bloodlines, it's in the blood 37 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,039 SHE CHUCKLES 38 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,919 # It's in the blood 39 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,759 # Ah, ah 40 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,759 # It's in the blood 41 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,959 # Ah, ah 42 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,039 # It's in the blood... # 43 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,920 Oh, my God! 44 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:24,239 # Bloodlines, it's in the bloodlines, it's in the blood... # 45 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:25,479 Ria! 46 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,519 Hiya. Have you got a minute? 47 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,119 Oh, sorry. 48 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:32,359 Do you know Claire across the street with the dogs? 49 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,519 Well, she's got a new cleaner, a lovely young Polack, 50 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,119 only, erm... 51 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,759 Well, they're charging £9.50 an hour, which is a bit less than you. 52 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,039 Right. 53 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,599 Is that something you'd be comfortable with? 54 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,519 Sorry... Could you come down to £9.50? 55 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:51,039 Erm... I'm... Well, if you're going to be funny about it, 56 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,040 let's just call it a day, shall we? 57 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,839 # Ah, ah 58 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,759 # It's in the blood 59 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,679 # Ah, ah 60 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,519 # It's in the blood 61 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:04,279 # Ah, ah, ah 62 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:09,040 # Bloodlines, it's in the bloodlines, it's in the blood. # 63 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:27,359 Excuse me. 64 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,039 You used to sell these individually. 65 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,120 I work on the cheese counter. 66 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,200 Huh. 67 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,680 MACHINE BEEPS 68 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,279 TANNOY: Would all available checkout colleagues 69 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,440 please make their way to the tills? 70 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,359 Oi! You can't take those. 71 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,679 What? Oh, erm... 72 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,839 Sorry, I thought they were free. 73 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,519 Shoplifting, that is. 74 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:23,039 Right. You going to put them back or do you want me to call the police? 75 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,519 How is that shoplifting if they're already paid for? 76 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,759 First of all, abusive behaviour... Abusive? How am I being abusive? 77 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,999 And, B, I'm going to need to search your bag. 78 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,039 Get off! Get off. You can't do that. 79 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,679 Either leave or I'll call the police - your choice. 80 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,639 I'm leaving. She hasn't done anything. 81 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,360 Miss, I'm dealing with it. 82 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,039 There we are. 83 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,040 You can have your food back. 84 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,760 Bit of a twat, wasn't he? 85 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:12,520 Napoleon complex, isn't that what they call it? Angry little men. 86 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,079 Francesca. Fran. 87 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,280 Ria. Hi, Ria. 88 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,679 Napoleon wasn't a little man. 89 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,879 Excuse me? He wasn't short. 90 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:27,719 It's a myth, apparently. 91 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,040 Oh. 92 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:35,039 My last cleaner, Anna, she was wonderful. 93 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:38,519 Ended up moving away and I've been stuck with an agency. 94 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:40,839 They're not good. Right. 95 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,719 You're a cleaner, right? 96 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,119 I don't... I don't need your charity, thanks. 97 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:49,280 No, no, it's not charity. And it would be a trial shift, not a job. 98 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,519 It would pay well, I can promise you that. 99 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,359 Have a think about it. 100 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,960 Bye-bye. 101 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,880 Bye. 102 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,919 Who was she? I don't know, but she looked like she has money, so. 103 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:14,119 It sounds like she was hitting on you. She wasn't hitting on me, Lee. 104 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,999 How do you know? Have you seen you? 105 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,039 You are super sexy! 106 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,679 RIA GIGGLES 107 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,279 Come on, let's go. 108 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,360 Did you bring Sharla's card? 109 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,039 No. 110 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,519 What? 111 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,279 Oh, Lee, I literally asked you to do one thing. 112 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:31,759 Ta-da! 113 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,760 Ow! Oh, come on, that didn't hurt, you little baby. 114 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,520 Do you want it? Do you want it? 115 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,280 Go on, then. Have it. 116 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,040 LOUD MUSIC 117 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:48,279 Oh, Ria! Hello. 118 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:50,199 Look at you! Sorry we're late. 119 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,119 It was my fault. Doing my hair. 120 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:55,279 Happy birthday. There's something inside. It's not much, but... 121 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:57,920 Oh, is that new? Yeah. It's from my mum. 122 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,919 Lush, isn't it? It is lush. 123 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,519 What are you drinking, then? Erm... 124 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,919 Vodka and diet coke. And Sambuca. 125 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,960 I'll have... 126 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,359 Come on, just give me your card. Yeah, all right. 127 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,760 Erm, just half a lager. Whatever they've got. 128 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,920 Come on. Yeah. We're going outside. 129 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,519 Has he got a job yet? 130 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,439 Nah, he's still looking. 131 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:27,279 It's just, it's hard, there's not much out there. 132 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,040 Where's he looking? 133 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,679 Sharl, he's trying. 134 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:34,080 He is. He's not trying though, is he? 135 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:40,119 Ria, you're stunning and brilliant and funny and so smart. 136 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,919 We've been together since school. So what? What does that mean? 137 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,279 He's never going to give you what you want. 138 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,919 Maybe you loved him once, when you were what, 16? 139 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,280 You're just mates now. Do you even have sex? 140 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:55,679 Ria, you want to travel, get married, one day have kids. 141 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:58,039 He doesn't. That's not what he said. 142 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:00,080 It's exactly what he says. 143 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:06,039 We couldn't afford it anyway, so... The boy's a leech. 144 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:09,439 Lee the leech. Sh! You were the one who was meant to get out, 145 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,279 do something with your life. 146 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:14,039 You think this is what your mum would have wanted for you? 147 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,520 Cos it's not. Well, she's not here, is she? 148 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,119 Just don't say I didn't warn you. 149 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,040 Thank you so much. 150 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:43,039 # Ti yn galw, dewch yn llu, ddim angen mwy na hyn 151 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:47,359 # Tan yn twymo, gwres yn cuddio, dim byd well na hyn 152 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:51,559 # Ti yn galw, dewch yn llu, ddim angen mwy na hyn 153 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:55,759 # Tan yn twymo, gwres yn cuddio, dim byd well na hyn 154 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,520 # Ar yr ymylon 155 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,880 # Ar yr ymylon 156 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:03,760 # Ar yr ymylon 157 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,040 # Ar yr ymylon 158 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,039 # Tan yn twymo... # 159 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,279 SAT-NAV: In 100 yards, turn right. 160 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,119 # Tan yn twymo 161 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,519 # Mae'r gwres yn cuddio 162 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:18,519 # Tan yn twymo 163 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:20,519 # Mae'r gwres yn cuddio 164 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:22,519 # Tan yn twymo 165 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,039 # Mae'r gwres yn cuddio 166 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:30,039 # Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah... # 167 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:32,280 MUSIC STOPS/BUZZER 168 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:52,279 Wow. No way. SHE CHUCKLES 169 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:54,280 What the hell? 170 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:08,520 GATES SLAM 171 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:38,119 DOORBELL RINGS 172 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,720 MUFFLED RAP MUSIC 173 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,279 Hello? 174 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,679 # Yeah, bouncing on the beat like that 175 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:58,119 # Uh, ready for the beat like that 176 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:01,039 # I got the heart of a warrior, back on the track 177 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,759 # Yeah, step into the ring, I'm a champion born 178 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,519 # Keep it real to survive... # 179 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,919 Hello? 180 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,679 # Rise to the top... # 181 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:11,039 It's Ria, the cleaner. 182 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:13,040 # No, no, no, no, no 183 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,279 # Never slowing down like that 184 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,280 # No, no, no, no, no 185 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:22,039 # Never slowing down like that... # Hello? 186 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,760 MUSIC STOPS 187 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,520 Hello? 188 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,920 Is anyone in? 189 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,680 Hello? SHE KNOCKS ON DOOR 190 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,760 DOOR CREAKS 191 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,519 Oh, my God! 192 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,680 I'm sorry. Oh, my God. 193 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,039 Hello, Ria! Hi. You found us, then. 194 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,119 Hi. Simon. Frannie's husband. 195 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,399 Ria. I'm Ria. You scared the shit out of me then. 196 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,040 Sincere apologies. 197 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:11,040 Well, I'll leave you both to it, shall I? Call me from the airport. 198 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,519 Yep. 199 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,280 Love you. Love you. 200 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,719 Lovely to meet you. 201 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,359 Bye. 202 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:23,279 Ria, sorry, I should have called. We're going to have to reschedule. 203 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:26,439 The printers were meant to deliver these invites last week 204 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:29,959 and I've got to get them in the post before it's too late, so, sorry. 205 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,639 Erm, I can help. 206 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:34,399 Erm... If you wanted. 207 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,519 Sorry, I didn't mean to... Yes. Why not? 208 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,840 Erm, many hands make... 209 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,279 You know, whatever that saying is. THEY LAUGH 210 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,520 OK, that's great. Come on, follow me. 211 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:51,279 It's high-end furniture, light fittings - that sort of stuff. 212 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:54,799 We import from the States, 213 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,679 Asia, Europe... 214 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:01,239 I mean, obviously that's not as easy as it used to be, but... 215 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:05,079 We do refurbs, refits, design services, 216 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:08,959 but this will be my first studio space. 217 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,599 Mm! 218 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,239 So this is like a...a party, then? 219 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,079 Mm. A party. 220 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,639 A launch. 221 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,039 Grand opening. 222 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,639 Stress-inducing nightmare. 223 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:20,679 THEY BOTH LAUGH 224 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,920 Something like that. 225 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,599 Your husband seemed really nice. 226 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,359 Mm, I think so. 227 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,039 We run the company together. 228 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,279 Does he travel a lot? 229 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,879 Mm, he does. 230 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:36,399 He sources, er, the new products, and deals with the manufacturing, 231 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,599 so he's usually away. 232 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,559 India, China, Shanghai. 233 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,159 But he really loves it, so... 234 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,319 Mm. What about you? I don't see a ring. 235 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,599 Er... 236 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,599 No. Just me and my boyfriend. 237 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,040 No family? 238 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,920 No, not really. What does "not really" mean? 239 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,240 Um... 240 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,920 My dad wasn't around... 241 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:04,639 ..and my mum died when I was younger. 242 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:05,960 16. 243 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,039 I'm so sorry. 244 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,839 That's OK. 245 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,839 What about school at that age? 246 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:19,439 Er, well, I didn't really get to finish my GCSEs. 247 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,040 And after that... 248 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:27,839 Um, my mum just... My mum was always a cleaner, so... 249 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,759 ..here I am. 250 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:33,079 But what did YOU want to do, if you could have done anything? 251 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,439 Um... 252 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,759 God, I don't know. Erm... 253 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,319 Oh...I don't know. 254 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,799 I always wanted to travel. Yeah. 255 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:45,239 My...my gramps was in the Army, Navy, when he was younger. 256 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,999 And he went all around the world. 257 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,959 He went to New Zealand, Australia. 258 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:53,239 Everywhere. Er, God, yeah, he used to tell me all about it. 259 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,319 But his favourite place, the place he loved the most was Italy. 260 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,239 Mm! No, his... THEY BOTH LAUGH 261 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,079 Positano, he said. 262 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,960 He was always banging on about it. 263 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:09,599 Oh, I mean, I've been to Malaga with my mate Sharla and her mam, 264 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,719 but that's about it. If you want to travel, you should. 265 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:15,639 I mean - pfft! - the Amalfi Coast is incredible. 266 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,600 Yeah, maybe one day. 267 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:20,720 Mm. 268 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,559 I'm going to tell you something that nobody may have told you before. 269 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:30,119 But all these "successful people" you see - 270 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,519 these people with the great jobs, money, prospects, 271 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,039 these people who travel... 272 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,520 Uh, people like you? 273 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,799 They're not smarter or better than you. 274 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,559 That's what they'd like you to think, but they're not. 275 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,439 They just play by different rules, 276 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,959 because they've been told, from the moment they were born, 277 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:52,279 that they can. It's the only real difference between private 278 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:55,039 and comprehensive education in this country, it's the mentality. 279 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,960 Mentality is - if not them, then who? 280 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,999 Someone has to be Prime Minister, someone has to start that company, 281 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,240 someone has to live in a house like this. Why not you? Why not take? 282 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,079 There's not much to take on a cleaner's wage. 283 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,960 Do you want to be a cleaner for the rest of your life? 284 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,359 No. No. Just because you were born into it, 285 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,879 doesn't mean you have to stay there. my dad, he came from nothing. 286 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,359 He gave me everything. But you... 287 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,119 ..you've never had that. 288 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,679 Because you've been conditioned to think that you're not capable, 289 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,039 that you don't deserve, 290 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,399 because you're too busy being grateful for the crumbs. 291 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,760 Take the fucking loaf, Ria. 292 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,599 Is that it? 293 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,639 Oh...Um, yeah. 294 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,440 Have you eaten? 295 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:55,799 Er, no. Er, I can order in - just to say thank you. I'm very grateful. 296 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,879 Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, thanks, yeah. 297 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,160 And I'll give you a tour while we wait. 298 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,720 Sushi? 299 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:10,319 Master bedroom. Original fireplace. 300 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,799 And the true love of my life, Harper. 301 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,279 Aww, she's sweet. Yeah, don't be fooled. 302 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,439 She's a total bitch! THEY CHUCKLE 303 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,240 And through here... 304 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,839 ..is the master en suite. 305 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,799 Oh, my God, you've got a settee in your bathroom. Mm. 306 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,279 I've never sat on it. 307 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,879 Well you wouldn't, would you, wet?! 308 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,759 THEY LAUGH 309 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:36,239 I think your bathroom is bigger than my entire flat. 310 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,679 Hm! 311 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,280 Onwards. 312 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,559 Guest bedroom's on the top floor. 313 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,599 And cinema room. 314 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,439 Oh, my God! 315 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,720 The tour concludes in the garden. 316 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,639 Guest house. Hardly ever used. 317 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,720 Don't worry about cleaning in there. 318 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,680 PHONE ALERT Food's here. 319 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:26,159 Yeah, so the last job he had, he worked security at Asda. 320 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,359 But, like, it was, like, shift work. Nights. 321 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:32,319 And he got signed off sick but then he posted 322 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,479 that he was at The Big Weekend, and they fired him. 323 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,200 And he hasn't had a job since. 324 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,959 Ooh, wow. So what does he do? 325 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,960 Just plays PlayStation. 326 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,559 Been together since school, so it's like... 327 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,199 Hmm, I've had a varicose vein in my left leg 328 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,519 since Christmas 2020. Doesn't mean it's a good thing. 329 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:56,760 Hmm. 330 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,480 Do you love him? 331 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,160 Can't remember not being with him. 332 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,399 I have a friend who was married for years. 333 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:15,159 One morning she came downstairs and there he was, her husband, 334 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,119 he was tipping the milk from his cereal bowl 335 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,239 into his big fat gob, 336 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:23,239 like he had done every morning since the day they'd met. 337 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,080 And she wanted to kill him. 338 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,999 Because she knew in that moment - 339 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,040 that she'd wasted half her life with a man she didn't love. 340 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,680 Living a life she didn't want. 341 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:44,959 So that summer, she got onto the dating apps. 342 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,759 Ooh! Mm-hm! 343 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,640 She lined up a new man. 344 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,319 She moved out, moved on. 345 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,039 Never been happier. 346 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,080 Just saying. 347 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,240 Not sure I want to leave him. 348 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,759 And he doesn't even like cereal! 349 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,239 FRAN SNIGGERS 350 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,720 No-one's saying you have to leave him, Ria. 351 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,800 Just call it due diligence. 352 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,280 I can get you the name of the app, if you want? 353 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,679 How do you feel about starting tomorrow? 354 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,999 What, for the trial? 355 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,679 I think we're probably beyond a trial. 356 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,639 Really? DRINK POURS 357 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,880 Yeah. 358 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,039 What about your other jobs? 359 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,119 What, the jobs wanting to pay me £9.50 an hour? 360 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,199 Fran's going to pay double that. How much? 361 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,439 FOOTBALL ON TV 20 quid an hour. 362 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,959 Shitting hell! I know. 363 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,200 Yeah, and she wants me to work four days a week. 364 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,640 Could be real money coming in. 365 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,159 A chance for us to pay back what we owe. 366 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,879 Maybe...get a proper place. 367 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,519 Ria, we've got a proper place. Yeah, well, Lee, I, er, 368 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,999 I can't sleep at night, cos I'm worried about it. 369 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,439 They're going to find out, and when they do... 370 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,279 They're not going to find out. No-ones is going to find out. 371 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,800 It's fine. All right! 372 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,959 Did you do any applications today? 373 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,279 Yeah! 374 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,639 For what? 375 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,680 Er... 376 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,839 You didn't, did you? 377 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,440 Oh, what you starting on me for now? Just leave it, I'll do it tomorrow. 378 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,360 I, um... 379 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,279 I have been stealing food from work for weeks now, 380 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,879 cos we've got no money. 381 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,919 Well, good thing you just said you're going to get 20 quid an hour. 382 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,599 Oh, shut the... Fucking hell. 383 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,879 You know what? I literally, I've maxed out my... 384 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,799 ..my overdraft, and my credit cards, I can't get any more. 385 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,159 I'm not asking you to get any more. Listen! You say you're going to get 386 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,279 a job... Yeah. Right? Yeah. You don't. Yes, but I'm trying. 387 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,799 And I got to do everything, all the time. 388 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,919 I'm trying! Ria, I'm doing everything I can! 389 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,479 No, you're not! You're sitting there, playing games! 390 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,520 Ria... Just leave me alone for a minute! 391 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,200 DOOR SLAMS 392 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,440 RAP MUSIC PLAYS 393 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,679 POWER TOOLS BUZZ OUTSIDE 394 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,279 MAN OUTSIDE: Yeah, that's good! More to me! 395 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,960 For fuck's sake. Yes! 396 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,560 PHONE CHIMES 397 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,599 Hiya. Hi! 398 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:48,159 Hi. Um, do you have any, um, special instructions, or...? 399 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,839 What do you mean? 400 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:53,919 Like, um, have you got a special polish for specific woods, or...? 401 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,439 No. Just, you know...bleh... OK. 402 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,519 OK, and what about the, er... 403 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,079 ..that little robot cleaner-thing? 404 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,559 Oh, you can chuck that out. 405 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,679 She was the interim cleaner. 406 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,880 Thanks. OK. 407 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,799 HANDLE RATTLES That's Simon's office. 408 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,399 Oh! He doesn't like anyone going in there. Sorry. 409 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,759 Food's arrived. 410 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:38,920 OK. 411 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,839 Oh, hello! He's gorgeous! 412 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,359 When are you meeting him? 413 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:04,119 No, I'm not. Just, he's just asked to match with me. 414 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:06,399 I'm just looking. You're just looking? Yeah. 415 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,919 Is that what you're doing? Yeah, yeah, I believe you. 416 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,719 Oh, before I forget, 417 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:14,839 I figured you might want your first week up front. 418 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,159 Mm? 419 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,680 It's OK. Take it. 420 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,000 Oh, my God. Thank you. Mm-hm. 421 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,240 APPLAUSE ON TV 422 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,440 PHONE CHIMES 423 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,800 PHONE CHIMES 424 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,119 What? What? What's so funny? 425 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,360 Oh, nothing. 426 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,400 Um, I need to get a drink. Do you want one? Yeah. 427 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,520 SHE GASPS Oh, my God! Ria? 428 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,519 There's someone out the back! 429 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,240 There's someone out the back. 430 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,719 Oh. You mean Derek? 431 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,679 FRAN LAUGHS 432 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,639 What? Derek helps with the garden. 433 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,800 Oh. 434 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:35,640 Oh. 435 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,120 FOOTBALL ON TV 436 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,120 PHONE CHIMES 437 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,799 It's just a drink. Go for a drink. 438 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,839 Yeah. I don't know, doesn't feel right. 439 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,440 OK. Then, don't. Don't go. 440 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,399 SPRAY SIZZLES ON HOB Oh, did YOU put the oven on? 441 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,799 It's an Aga, Ria. It's always on. 442 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,679 I don't even have anything to wear. 443 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,239 DOOR OPENS 444 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,959 Auntie Fran, we need you! Auntie Fran! 445 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,679 Oh, Martha's shit herself everywhere - 446 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,319 it's all over the car seat. 447 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,079 Er... 448 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,439 ..that key is for emergencies, Helen! 449 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,079 Er, yes, and this is an emergency - look at her! 450 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:42,279 We were on our way to Penny's dance class and then, boom, an explosion! 451 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,519 It stinks. Er, "it"...? 452 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:48,599 This is your niece. This is what happens when you're a mother. 453 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,919 Chaos. Every day, chaos. 454 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,079 Oh. Who are you? 455 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,799 It's Ria, she's the new cleaner. Hiya. 456 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,439 Oh, hi. 457 00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,159 Right, I'd better sort her out. 458 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,719 Penny, tell your auntie what you want to drink. 459 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:06,519 Oh, and I'd love a cup of tea, if there's one going? 460 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,560 But, er... 461 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,400 Auntie Fran, do you want to see my dance? Uh-huh. 462 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,360 Like and subscribe! 463 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,040 There we are, then... 464 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,959 Oh, sorry about that. 465 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,359 My darling sister and her brood. 466 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,079 It's OK. 467 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,240 Cinderella... 468 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,080 ..come with me. Come on. 469 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,120 Wow. 470 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,319 What do you think? 471 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,039 Hmm? Uh... 472 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,799 You said you didn't have anything to wear. 473 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,879 I don't know. It's just meant to be a casual drink anyway. 474 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,919 Just try it on. Come on, haven't got all day. 475 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,719 I'll wait out here. 476 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:53,760 BABY CRIES 477 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,959 Are you close with your sister? 478 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,559 I mean, we have nothing in common. 479 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,559 Helen thinks that being a mother is the most important thing 480 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:14,199 in the world. But that's just because she's never had 481 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,440 an ounce of ambition for herself. 482 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,040 I'll take that as a no, then. 483 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,759 Did you ever want kids? 484 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:28,840 Me and Simon talked about it. But, no, no, wasn't for us. 485 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,200 Helen could never quite understand that. 486 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,520 OK. You can turn now. 487 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,639 Wow! 488 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,320 You look stunning. 489 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,240 Fits perfectly. 490 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,159 I'm...I'm a terrible person. 491 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,159 Sh, sh, sh. 492 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,600 Here. 493 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,319 Here you go. Borrow this. 494 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,879 It's OK, 495 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,480 I've seen you looking at it. 496 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:13,520 It's not like you can buy one of these on a cleaner's salary, is it? 497 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,319 Hmm. 498 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,080 Almost there. 499 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,920 Sometimes less is more. 500 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,200 She's prettier than YOU. 501 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,200 CHATTER 502 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,720 Hey. Hi. 503 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,639 You weren't this shy on the app. 504 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,439 Sorry. Er, do...do you want a drink? 505 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,039 Erm... I mean, er, what do you want to drink? 506 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,239 Yeah. Sure. Um... 507 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,679 Mm. I mean, wine, cocktail? 508 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,759 Yeah, cocktail. Yeah. 509 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,679 Mojito? Yeah. Or...? Yeah. 510 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,479 Yeah, great. Thanks. 511 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,240 Right. Thank you. 512 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,040 PHONE CHIMES 513 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,399 Yeah, I was lucky - apprenticeship straight out of school. 514 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,479 At it ever since. That's cool. 515 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,759 Yeah, it's...it's good money. 516 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:22,599 Like, most years I clear hundred K, easy. 517 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,799 Mm. This last year, probably pushing 150K. 518 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,199 Wow. Not that I have much to do with the finances. 519 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,319 My sister, she deals with all that for me. 520 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,039 I'm just good at spending it. RIA CHUCKLES 521 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,719 Er, so, sorry, what about you? What do you do? 522 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,400 For, um...for work? 523 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,840 Erm... 524 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,600 Sorry, um, I-I run a company. 525 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,239 Yeah. 526 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:53,319 Er, high-end furniture, light fittings, refurbishments. 527 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,759 That sort of thing. So, what, you're like your own... 528 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,359 ..your own boss too? 529 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,239 Um...yeah. 530 00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:02,119 Mm. We just... we source from all over the world. 531 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,879 The States, Asia, Europe... 532 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,599 Which isn't as easy as it used to be now, obviously. 533 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,399 Right, so how long have you been doing that for? God... 534 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,080 um, it's...a few years now. 535 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:17,319 Yeah. That's...that's REALLY cool. 536 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,679 RIA LAUGHS 537 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,039 Same again? 538 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,439 Oh, yeah, er, shall I get that? 539 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,479 Relax. I can buy a round. 540 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,839 That's 24, please. 541 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,559 £24, for two drinks? 542 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,400 Two cocktails. £12 each. 543 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,040 Here. Thanks. 544 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,840 Oh, I'll have the change. 545 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,920 Thank you. 546 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,760 MUSIC PLAYS THROUGHOUT 547 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,359 Oh, "Jesus" will be arriving soon, apparently. 548 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,399 Toyota Prius? 549 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,959 SHE LAUGHS Yes! 550 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,440 Course he is. Yes. 551 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,280 Can I...text you off the app? 552 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:32,559 Yeah. 553 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,959 Yeah, text me. Yeah. I don't have your number. 554 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,719 Well, give it here, then. 555 00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:38,280 OK, um... 556 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:42,999 THEY BOTH LAUGH 557 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,639 Um, there we are. 558 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,119 There you go. I'll just call you so you've got mine. 559 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,240 OK. 560 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,959 PHONE RINGS There we are. 561 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,719 I had a really nice time. 562 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:55,079 Yeah, um... 563 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,680 Oh, yeah, he's here. 564 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,759 I've got to go. Hey, wait. 565 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,160 What? 566 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,559 For Ria? 567 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,199 Well, Jesus is annoying! 568 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:08,720 LAUGHS: Jesus...! 569 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:11,280 Um... 570 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:13,920 Bye. 571 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,920 Thank you. Bye. 572 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,159 FRAN: Hmm, "He was nice"! Is that it? 573 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,559 Yeah, he was nice. But I...I don't know. 574 00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:59,839 I just... 575 00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,599 It...it's too weird. 576 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,599 Feels wrong. 577 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,039 Anything happen? 578 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,519 No! NO! 579 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:12,400 But it has made me realise I want to try and make things work with Lee. 580 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,159 CLATTER Agh! Oh! 581 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,719 Oh, God! Oh, shit. 582 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:22,080 Not again. 583 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,319 Derek? 584 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,200 I'm coming. I'm coming. 585 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,279 OK, wait. Wait. Wait. It's OK. 586 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,120 I'm going to call Richard. 587 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,959 Oh! It's a goal! It's a goal! 588 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,760 PHONE RINGS 589 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,839 Hello. 590 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,959 Hi, Richard. Your dad's had another fall. 591 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,239 Is he OK? 592 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:50,599 Yes, I think so. I-I don't know. 593 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,479 Can you just come and collect him, please? 594 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,879 OK, I'm leaving now. I'll be there right now. 595 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,239 Richard, what happened? 596 00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,039 My dad. 597 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,280 POP MUSIC PLAYS 598 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,240 CAR DOOR CLOSES 599 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:40,039 What was he even doing up a ladder at his age? I don't know, Richard. 600 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,319 I can't have eyes on him 24/7. 601 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,399 Maybe it's time he retired. 602 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,679 Without work, he's going to get worse, that's what happens. 603 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,679 I wish you two would stop talking about me like I'm not here. 604 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:52,159 I slipped - that's all. 605 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,159 Dad, we're just having a conversation. 606 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,319 Why don't you wait in the car? I'm not a child, Richard. 607 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,599 Nobody said you were. 608 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,159 Come on, let's...let's... I'll walk you out, come on. 609 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,439 I can manage! 610 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,840 OK. 611 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,080 Are you OK? 612 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,800 Get out of here while you can. 613 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,040 NEARBY LAUGHTER 614 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,080 GASPING AND MOANING 615 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,319 Oh, er...that's me done for the day. 616 00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:19,840 OK, thanks. 617 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:26,199 The, um... Who was the man earlier, in the Range Rover? 618 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,799 Erm...that's Richard, 619 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:32,399 Derek's son. He handles all our shipping. 620 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,560 Logistics. Has done for years. 621 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,359 Is Derek OK? 622 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:38,719 Getting old. 623 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:41,359 Erm, I think he's got some type of dementia, 624 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,799 but he won't go to the doctor's, doesn't want to stop working. 625 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:48,239 So, it's tough for Richard. 626 00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:50,600 We employed Derek as a favour, really. 627 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,560 I saw you. With Richard. 628 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,440 Didn't mean to, but I did. 629 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,160 Do you want to stay for a drink? 630 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,359 Simon's away working so much. 631 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,319 And Richard's here. And he's nice. 632 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:32,399 And I know he has a wife and children and I'm married 633 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,080 and I should feel awful, but I don't. 634 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,080 Suppose that makes me a terrible person. 635 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,119 No, I don't think it does. 636 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:45,239 Hm. 637 00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:49,999 Simon and I have been together for so long that we don't... 638 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,999 You don't wanna hear about all that. Oh, I do. I do. 639 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,520 I'm a right nosy cow! 640 00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,960 My husband is lovely and kind. 641 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,600 Except when he's not. 642 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,159 Why did you ask me to work for you? 643 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,799 Hmm? 644 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,280 I've never cleaned for anyone like you before, so... 645 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,040 I don't know, you're just different. 646 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,840 I felt sorry for you. 647 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,719 I saw you steal that food. 648 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:31,760 And no-one should have to live like that. 649 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:43,199 But it turns out that you are a great cleaner. 650 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,079 And I like having you around. 651 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,600 And you are very smart, Ria. 652 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,759 You can be so much more than you are. 653 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,880 You deserve so much more. 654 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,240 Thank you. 655 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,199 I forgot to ask - if you were free this weekend, 656 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,440 any chance you can housesit? 657 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,640 I need someone to feed the cat. 658 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,239 Lee, guess what we're doing this weekend! 659 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:21,879 POWER TOOLS BUZZ OUTSIDE 660 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,199 Lee? Where are you? 661 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,679 HAMMERING 662 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,160 Lee? 663 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,880 RINGING TONE 664 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,519 LEE: Ria, can I call you back? Where are you? 665 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,319 At my mum's. 666 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:48,719 TV's bust again. 667 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:51,159 Are you going to be long, love? No, you're not. I can hear people. 668 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,639 That's the TV. Well, you just said it was broken. 669 00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,399 I need to call you back. 670 00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:56,839 Are you at the pub? 671 00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,799 No, I'm not at the pub. Look, I'll call you back in five minutes. 672 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,199 Are you seriously at the pub? With what money? 673 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,759 Ria, you're not listening to me. I just told you, I'm not at the pub. 674 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,639 OK, well, I'm going away this weekend, with Sharla. 675 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,359 What? Where? 676 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,999 Bristol. We're staying with her friend. 677 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,039 I'll...I'll literally call you back in five minutes. 678 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,440 OK, bye. 679 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,279 Er, give you a hundred quid for both. 680 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,080 Fine. 681 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,959 Any problems, just give me a call. 682 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,999 No wild parties, please. 683 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,479 I'm just going to chill. 684 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,839 Got some Married At First Sight to catch up on, so... 685 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,879 There's some face masks in the bathroom. 686 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,279 You're welcome to them. 687 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,480 Enjoy yourself. There you go. Thank you! 688 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,439 # Something's got a hold of me lately 689 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,800 # No, I don't know myself any more 690 00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,399 # Feels like the walls are all closing in 691 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:07,319 # And the devil's knocking at my door 692 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:08,919 # Whoa-oh-oh 693 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:12,639 # Out of my mind, how many times did I tell you 694 00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:16,719 # I'm no good at being alone? 695 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:19,719 # Yeah, it's taking a toll on me 696 00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:25,079 # Trying my best to keep from tearing the skin off my bones 697 00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,599 # Don't you know 698 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:34,359 # I lose control-ol-ol 699 00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,440 # When you're not next to me 700 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:43,519 # I'm falling apart right in front of you 701 00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,679 # Can't you see? 702 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:50,439 # I lose control-ol-ol... # 703 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,560 DOORBELL TINKLES Music off. 704 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:14,279 Hi. I wasn't sure if I was in the right house. 705 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,679 CHUCKLES: Come in. 706 00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,760 Bloody hell! This is a bit nice. 707 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,119 Yeah, it's, um... 708 00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,959 ..my parents' house, originally. Oh. Yeah. 709 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:29,279 HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY Do you want... Do you want a tour? 710 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,200 Yeah. Great. 711 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,120 This is my office. 712 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,679 And then we have the master bedroom. 713 00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,320 Nice. Mm. 714 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,519 HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY Cool. 715 00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:52,079 LAUGHS: OK! 716 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,759 By here is the en-suite... 717 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,399 ..with a settee. 718 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,879 Not that I've sat on it 719 00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,640 because you wouldn't, would you, wet? Guess not. 720 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,359 Um...wine? 721 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:08,560 Yeah. 722 00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:17,079 Feel like a bit of a knob now. Why? 723 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,159 Well, when we met, I spent about 20 minutes banging on about 724 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:23,359 being a plumber, being my own boss, 725 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:26,319 giving it the big I am. This whole time you're, like... 726 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:30,399 HE LAUGHS ..Kim Kardashian or whatever. 727 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,119 No, I'm really not. 728 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:34,400 Do you wanna watch a film? 729 00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:38,040 Yeah. 730 00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,920 Oh, no. Oh, I've got it. I've got it. 731 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,959 Er, you can get some... 732 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,720 Oh, thanks. You've got it. Great. 733 00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:01,959 After I get a job, I'm gonna propose. 734 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,079 And when I've got money, I'm gonna do it all properly. 735 00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:07,999 Fuck me. You smack your head or what? 736 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,839 That black was so jammy. 737 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,919 It wasn't jammy. I was aiming for it. 738 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,639 Jammy. Just cos you can't pot anything! 739 00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:15,999 What are you being a prick for? Just give me a drink! 740 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,319 Gaynor, I ain't gonna serve you. My money not good enough for you, 741 00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,639 is it? You big bald twat! You heard. 742 00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:23,759 Your mam's on one again. 743 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,800 I've gotta go. See you later. 744 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,839 Come on, then, Gaynor. What are you having? 745 00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,679 All right, Lee? What are you doing here? 746 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,559 You what? Where's Ria? 747 00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,599 Dunno. She's your girlfriend. 748 00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,559 Why the fuck aren't you in Bristol? 749 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:42,079 What are you talking about, Bristol? Don't fucking swear at me. 750 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,560 I ain't even heard from Ria. 751 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,680 LAUGHS: Oh, no! I knew it! 752 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,320 What? 753 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,240 Nothing. 754 00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,599 Why are you looking at me like that? 755 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:11,039 Oh, my God. What? Have I got something on my...? 756 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,879 What, just say it. Say it! 757 00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,199 Do you ever do coke? 758 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,360 HE SNORTS Ahh! 759 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,279 SHE SNIFFS 760 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,119 Oh! 761 00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:25,959 My God. Yeah, it's good stuff. 762 00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:28,879 Hang on. You've got a bit of, er... What? 763 00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,320 HE LAUGHS What? Can I? Yeah. 764 00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,600 SHE LAUGHS 765 00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:56,160 You're so fucking hot. 766 00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,559 MOBILE RINGS 767 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,000 Come here. 768 00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:14,440 Come on, look at me. 769 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:20,039 MOBILE RINGS AGAIN 770 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,560 Come on. 771 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,719 Fuck. 772 00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:27,959 Sorry. 773 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,520 Who is it? No-one. No-one. Come here. 774 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:40,640 MOBILE RINGS AGAIN 775 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:50,200 MOBILE CONTINUES RINGING 776 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:56,119 ANSWERPHONE: Hi, this is Ria. Please leave a message. 777 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,639 Hi, it's me. 778 00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:01,239 I got halfway there and realised I forgot my bloody key. 779 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:03,599 Absolute shitshow. 780 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:07,240 Anyway, Waze says I should be there in ten minutes. 781 00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:16,679 MOBILE BEEPS Oh, turn it off! 782 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:17,960 No, I will, I will, I will. 783 00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,400 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 784 00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:24,800 What's going on?! One sec. 785 00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,719 ANSWERPHONE: I got halfway there and realised I forgot my bloody keys. 786 00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:33,679 Absolute shitshow. 787 00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,320 Anyway, Waze says I should be there in ten minutes. 788 00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:40,279 Um, we need to leave. 789 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:44,119 Go out...go out somewhere. 790 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,839 What? Go for a walk or something. 791 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,079 It'll be nice. What are you talking about? 792 00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:50,999 Can you not do that, please? 793 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,519 Just get out. You've gotta... Just leave. 794 00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:54,999 Why? Because... MOBILE RINGS 795 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,039 Who keeps calling you? 796 00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,439 What are you... What are you being weird for now? 797 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:02,279 MOBILE BEEPS We were having a good night. 798 00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,719 Who keeps calling you?! 799 00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:08,239 My boyfriend. He's on the way back home, so I need you to leave. 800 00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:09,760 Can you just get out? 801 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,439 I can't tell if you're joking. Oh, my God, I'm being... 802 00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,639 ..I'm being very serious, so I'm...I'm sorry. This is fucked! 803 00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:19,759 This is fucked! My God. Are you listening? Get out! 804 00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:21,359 Actually, I need the toilet. Yeah, fine. Just use 805 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,639 the downstairs one, then fuck off. 806 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,479 So, why are you being like that for? I'm not being like anything! 807 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,959 Can you just leave, please? I've asked you. 808 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,559 You're lying. You're a shitty little liar 809 00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,439 cos I saw that photo that you just hid. 810 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,719 I saw it when I came in. Oh, my God. 811 00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:36,959 SHOUTS: Just leave! 812 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:40,120 Their house, is it? Cos sure as fuck ain't yours. 813 00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:43,959 Who are you, then? Oh, just get out. 814 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:45,719 Go on. Get out. Who are you? I've asked you to get out. 815 00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:48,640 Housekeeper? The PA? Cleaner? 816 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:55,119 HE CHUCKLES 817 00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:56,759 That's it, you're the cleaner. 818 00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,119 SCREAMS: Get out! 819 00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,999 You're the fucking cleaner! 820 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,560 SCREAMS: Get out! 821 00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,120 Fuck! 822 00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:14,799 Don't do it, no! You stupid bitch! Leave me alone! 823 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:16,559 Leave me alone! Leave me alone! Leave me alone! 824 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,239 Emergency, which service do you require? Police. Open the door! 825 00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:22,879 SOBS: Please, please, can you help me? Please, can you help me? 826 00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:26,159 Argh! 827 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:29,279 RIA SCREAMS 828 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,159 999, what's your emergency? I'm going to fucking kill you! 829 00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:32,919 Come here! 830 00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:34,879 Come here! 831 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,840 RIA PANTS 832 00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,200 DOOR CREAKS 833 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,320 DOOR CREAKS 834 00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,480 No! Ow! Ow! Get off! Get off! 835 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,839 You want to show me up? 836 00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,599 Get up! Get the fuck up! 837 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,640 HE SCREAMS 58820

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