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You want to hang out tomorrow?

I literally have nothing planned.

[garbled]

Mom! Dad!

Hi, Sweetie!

What the hell are you doing here? - Merry Christmas!

[slap, excited chatter and laughter]

You guys actually flew across the entire country and just

showed up at my house?

Surprise!

It's actually pretty fucked up that you guys just

came to my house without my consent.

Oh my God, fuck this!

Sweetie, just relax.

Dad!

Daddy, wake up. Wake up.

I just need you to help me button this.

Could you just help me with this?

Reminds me of last year.

I do find the stars.

Santa, for Christmas this year,

I think, I want new headphones.

I think this is the best present I've ever gotten from you, Step Santa.

As you know,

we lost our location last minute. - Yeah.

It's really fortuitous

that you got your mom and dad that 90

minute massage so we can shoot this

sex scene because this is really important to me to get it done before Christmas.

We can flow and you guys can get your sex on

and we can get out of here before they know it.

Perfect. You know, I didn't want to cancel on you guys.

My agent would have killed me.

And so, I had that Groupon for a couple's

massage for me and some hottie, but,

you know, I just gave it to my parents instead and they thought it was a gift.

So ...

All right. Awesome. So, I can't believe it.

Thank you very much. High five from you. Thank you for

saving the day and the scene. - Yeah, of course.

Okay, other than my parents when they're like barging into

my house unannounced, without my consent.

Yeah, that's kind of a rude, especially since

you're like 22 years old and, you know, and

you have this bomb ass crip.

Yeah. You know, I didn't give them consent to come, but

whatever. It is what it is.

What if you were having sex with Oliver?

With Oliver?

Yeah, Oliver Davis.

Oh, well, you know, listen,

I'm not trying to talk about my invasive ass parents right now.

I really just want to get wet.

Oh, that's what you're here for.

Alright. Can you move it out of that wardrobe?

[garbled] pieces [garbled] - Okay.

For the Teamskeet-Script ... you got to have like your Christmas hero, bro.

I know. He's the naughty little elf. I'm ready for

it. I'm ready. All right, so go change real quick.

Let me set up this camera and then are you pretty

much good to go? Yeah, I'm ready. Well, cool. She

requested you, so it's good. I know. I love working with the older men. Yes, you do.

So something's wrong. Hey, uh, Maximus. Yeah. Do

you have a camera with you? I don't have one. All right, uh,

this might be a bummer, but I would probably have

to call Meatcakes or Fat Dad or something like that

because this camera's not working right now.

Do you have one?

Uh, I have like this camcorder that my

parents used yesterday to film some stuff.

That's all you got?

Yeah, let me look around for it.

You know where it is?

No.

[camera screen snaps shut]

Oh, there it is.

Okay.

Is that going to work for you?

Yeah, well, dang. It's a total dying, but it'll

have to do for now.

Like I said, I like them old.

Awesome. Thank you. All right guys!

We can shoot in a minute.

And ... ACTION!

[joyful inhale] OMG, StepBro. What are you doing here?

You've been a naughty StepSister this year.

Mmmm.

You're on a bad list.

I am on a bad list.

Yes, you are.

I don't want to get cornholed or anything.

Is there anything I can do to help to get back on the nice list?

Oh, yeah! You can make my little elf

become a a big elf. [door opens]

Mmm, I like the sound of that.

Wouldn't you like that?

[thud]

OLIVER: Honey, I'm home! KAY: Woah!

Oh, my God. What are you doing here, StepBro?

What the fuck is going on here?

Ah [sighs]

What are you doing?

This is my actual StepBrother.

What?

Yeah, what are you sleazebags doing in my sister's house.

Cool. You want to join in?

No.

This is my actual StepBro. - No. It's Christmas Eve.

Why aren't you with your friends and family?

Get the fuck out of our house.

ELF: Okay.

Yeah, you little Keebler [gay] elf, go! What are you doing here, Sis?

ELF: Maybe one day.

What is this? And why are you still recording?

OLIVER: What is this? KAY: What's happening?

[Director] Oh, shall he? Want me to come back?

You guys are ruining everything!

Who is this guy, for real?

My StepBrother.

Really? - My real StepBrother.

Shit! I'm out!

OLIVER: Yeah! KAY: What? Wait, wait!

Woah! Are you kidding me? You really just

cost me $1500 bucks and ruined my entire scene?

$1500 bucks?

What are you some secret porn star? Doing her, like,

holiday scene debut?

[music]

I think ... wait.

That's exactly what's happening here.

[sighs] Look, today is not the day to be an asshole to me, okay?

Just keep it under wraps for mom and dad ...

Just not talk about it.

[slaps her tighs]

Oh, you're great.

You're great dear little sister of mine.

I'm in the Christmas spirit, okay? And

definitely the giving.

So get to the point. What do you want?

Oh, no. Uh ...

I could ... basically I would be your porno date.

Ah, NO!

And I want $500.

You're ...

In the BANK.

You're literally my actual literal StepBrother.

I know. You know, how you always watch those ...

Everyone wants to see, like,

they wanna like fuck their StepBrother, right?

Everyone wants to do that. - Yeah.

And you're a method actress.

This might be your Christmas

like wish but this is definitely

not my Christmas wish. - Yeah, but I ...

You remember what we did.

That summer ... at camp ...

Let's not talk about summer camp here.

Okay.

Um, so ...

I can be in this, right?

Here, here, here, here.

Let me see ...

Oh, these are the lines, perfect.

Yeah, you know all you have to do is ask me all these questions,

and record me with the camcorder

I think the fucking producer took it over [there].

Let me get it.

Kay thinks: »Strange. I am actually wet for my StepBro.«

I got this thing.

I'm trying to do this.

Zoom in ...

I got it. It really zooms in.

Whoop

Huh

[Oliver whistles]

perfect alright I got this thing rolling

up and rolling

oh my god

oh my god

so this is what it's like yeah look great definitely

happy holidays here why don't you switch me

sides so I like sit next to the Christmas tree

and you like record it probably more on brand

oh why don't we move your backpack too yeah

yeah yeah I'm holding the camera I'm not doing anything

Okay, yeah let me scoot down short

perfect all right

there I go

fault complete

alright sis action

Hey Skeeters My name is Kate Lovely and I am your team ski

all-star this holiday season okay I went to celebrate it with you

wow that was great that was great first question do you have a message for your to your fans absolutely I just want to thank all of you

guys for watching all my porn and watching these titties bounce up and down while I ride a降k I appreciated some of your comments and your

so much, and I'm going to give you a super sexy, hot, slobbery scene today. So I hope

you guys enjoy it. Love you.

Wow. That was pretty great, Kay. Next question.

What's the sexiest gift you've ever received?

Okay, don't tell Mom and Dad about this, okay?

Okay.

All right. So remember that boyfriend I

had last year? Well, last Christmas, he got me

this vibrator that goes inside me, and you can control it from your phone to make it

vibrate with you. Remember that New Year's dinner we had with the family?

Yeah.

Yeah. So when we were there, that's why I

was kind of weird, because he was just, like,

using it on me the entire dinner.

That's why you were dancing everywhere.

I mean, yeah.

That makes sense.

I mean, not really dancing. More like, you know.

Horniness.

What?

I thought it was dancing. Um, okay. Well, now we know what it was. All right.

Was it slut? What can I say? Even with the family?

Oops. All right. Um, I guess this is the last question.

Okay.

Are you on Santa's naughty or nice list?

I would say I'm on both lists, but probably

a little bit more on the naughty list, because,

I mean, I'm going to fuck my stepbrother today, so it's pretty naughty.

[chuckles]

That is very naughty, actually. Um, all

right. Perfect. Um, well, that, uh, so that wraps

up the questionnaire, sis. Um, and now,

honestly, the script says, uh, you got to start stripping

down, down for me. Good.

Okay. Um, then I look like you're just a cute

little present under the tree for the episode,

though?

Yeah. Let me...

Mm-hmm.

I'm going to do this. Um, this is only tripod for us.

Perfect. Okay, yeah. Yeah, you can do what you want, sure.

Oh, I like what you see, StepBro?

I absolutely love it.

Mm-hmm.

This is way better than summer camp.

Mm-hmm.

I'm not more grown up than summer camp.

Definitely are.

You haven't even been to the camp.

I haven't even seen what I've grown since then.

I can see why you would be doing this then. Oh, my God.

What do you think? Not quite Jingle

Bells, but I think they're a little bit better than

Jingle Bells.

Yes, I think it's perfect. Happy holidays, but let me...

Happy holidays to you, brother.

She's the're.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, my.

?

Maybe we should take off these?

Oh, wow.

Let me take the pillow away.

Oh, wow.

Well, it's beautiful, isn't it?

Oh, .

Don't get too excited.

How could I not? Look at this.

Just keep stroking my candy cane cock.

I'm going to suck on it, so it's nice and good for you.

Oh my god.

Looks like you're all stripped out of these.

Why don't we get some Christmas cheer, what do you say?

Yeah, so that's whenever the blowjob happens, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, cool.

Don't make this weird, come on!

Okay, okay, okay.

You said you wanted to do this porn scene with me, so

be like a real porn star.

Oh, okay.

Don't come too fast. - Okay.

I got a good dick doing the game.

Alright. You tell me where to cut loose. - Okay.

»I have to admit, this is a great cock.«

[very loud sucking and slurping sounds]

»My brother's penis tastes good and it is really beautiful.«

[Kay gags on his dick]

[inhales sharply]

»It's so hard. I can't wait to feel this beauty in my cunt.«

[heavy breathing, slapping sounds]

Oh my god.

»I won't tell him, but this is really fun.«

How do you like that, StepBro?

That's …

»He enjoys my mouth so fucking much.«

It's a miracle.

I'm just a sloppy little Santa slut for you, aren't I?

Yeah, you are.

»This was a very good idea. My brother is in heaven.«

Yeah, you're definitely on the naughty list.

I love when you make bubbles with it, don't you?

Oh, you're such a pretty cat.

Thanks, sis.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Can you put all of it in?

I can put all of it in.

That's what I call silent night.

Yeah.

That's what I call silent night.

I'm going to get it out of here.

Oh yeah, don't accuse me like that, give it to me.

I love that little cock in me.

Don't mess about that Christmas tree, step bro.

Getting it to be nice and deep in my pussy, just like that.

Yeah, put me nice and deep just like that.

Put all of that cock in me.

Yeah, keep pounding my little pussy.

I'm such a good Santa Claus for you, aren't I?

Yes.

Put all that cock in me.

Put all that cock in me just like that.

I love watching that cock fill me up.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, shove that big dick in me.

Make me take it, make me take it.

I like that, I like that, oh my child!

Yeah, I like that, I like that, I like that.

.

Step bro, yeah,

.

Yes, yes, yes, please, yes, please, yes, please, yes, please.

Ah, yeah.

Very good talking to my children.

Yes, yes.

Spread that pussy all over that back.

Yes, yes, please.

Give it back to me.

Yeah.

That's just how I like it.

Oh, my God.

Nice and deep in me.

Oh.

Yeah, slap it on that pussy.

Yeah.

Excuse me, let that talk.

Yes, please.

Yes, please.

Let me flip her around on that step, girl.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

That's the kind of Christmas cheer I want to fill my heart with joy.

Oh, my God, yes.

Mm-hmm.

Give it back. Give it back to me.

It says I can see why you'd be doing this.

Maybe you could do it with me. We'll see.

Give it back. Give it back.

You have to put me up just like that.

I want my little pussy stuck around.

Just like that can't be so good inside me.

Put all those presents in me.

You're such a good girl right there. I deserve it.

Oh my God. Yeah, just like that.

Yeah, just like that. Just like that.

Oh, yes.

I love seeing your mother and stepfathers laugh like this.

Oh, how they do.

Just letting you fulfill me up.

Yeah, open up your eyes so you can talk to me.

Give me all those inches.

Give it to me.

Yes, please. Yes, please.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I love you, Julia.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

How I love my mother, my baby.

Oh, my God.

Keep getting those breathless in you.

Yeah.

Oh, she has the deep breathing.

You okay?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, I think I'm buried in there, Dean.

Oh, I can slide in and out of the tight room.

Just like that.

Oh, that's all I want for Christmas, though.

I just want that big cock in me.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Oh, no, give it back, give it back.

Uh-huh, oh, oh.

Oh, fuck.

Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, that's it.

Nice and deep in there just like that.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

What's your favorite position to watch porn stars

fall in when you watch?

Um, I want to see, actually, I want to see, yeah, I want to see.

Yeah?

Yeah, I want to see your titties.

Mm.

OK.

You know what?

I think the directors might have left a little present

under the tree for me.

Do you see it?

Perfect.

Mm.

Mm, no, no, no, no.

See?

Mm.

Now that cock slides in, that's so good.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

You're the best stepbrother ever.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

You stroke me so good.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh.

Mm.

Where'd you learn that at?

I think I learned it from team ski.

Mm-hmm.

Keep doing it.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes, please.

Yes, please.

Yes, please.

Yes, please.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's sensitive. Be careful.

Yeah.

Oh, damn. I didn't know you were that flexible.

It's all the yoga I can do.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, keep giving it to me just like that.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Nice and slow, Daddy.

Mom, I'm sorry. Is that broke?

I'm just so used to applying now.

I can imagine, sis.

Oh, no.

Yes, like that, like that, like that.

Nice and slow, nice and slow, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

You squirted, sis.

Just a little bit.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

I've been working on my core nerves.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

You're very professional.

This is crazy.

Mm-hmm.

You're really good at this.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Thank you, step bro.

Mm-hmm.

Couldn't have done this without your help.

Ha-ha.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

And I must say, I think it's so much hotter that you're my real step bro.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I've been fucking guys that aren't my real brother.

I just like fucking my real step brother instead.

Yes.

I guess that's why I'm on the naughty list, huh?

Mm-hmm.

I think I'm getting the hang of this boring thing.

Mm-hmm.

I think you're really good at it.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Ha-ha-ha.

Yeah, fill me up with that Christmas cheer.

Fill me up with it.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

You're so good.

Mm-hmm.

You know?

That's such a good cop.

That's such a good cop.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

You're just like that.

Mm...ом...

twerking

in me.

Do you want me to show you something, step bro, that you've never done before?

Yeah, what is it?

I'm going to go here, on the floor, and I'm going to go upside down.

I think I've seen this.

You think you can do that?

Yeah.

Yes.

Tell me I'm a good little elf right now.

You're a great little elf.

Would it be such a good helper with that cup?

Yeah.

Big help.

Yeah, that would be good.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, you want to do it that way?

Okay.

Yes.

Thank you.

Yes.

Oh, I've accidentally hurt you.

Your balls and your dick from that ankle kind of look like a Christmas ornament.

Wow.

Let me get out of your step, bro.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, yes, yes, yes, mm-hmm, uh-huh.

But be nice and deep just like that.

Yeah, you stick all that cotton cloths inside of you, mm-hmm, uh-huh, uh-huh,

uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, yes, you're the best stepbrother ever.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh,

uh-huh, uh-huh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh,

uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Okay, feel me up so nice and fucking deep like that, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Ready for the tree in four minutes?

Uh-huh.

Look at those ornaments.

Yes, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Oh, you're the best step-dadder ever. This is

the best Christmas I could have ever asked for.

Yeah, this is the best Christmas.

Okay, step down, I'm falling.

Yeah, bury that face in my pussy.

Yeah, just like that.

That's such a good Christmas slut.

We're so athletic, I don't know what else to do.

You just slept really well, yeah.

You keep giving me that coffee, Cindy.

That's such a good dick, isn't it?

I know.

My brother is a pretty good boxer, I'm sure.

You mean it?

I mean it.

Give it back to me.

Yeah, but that little pussy let you fuck me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes please, yes please.

Yeah, grab onto my big jingle titties.

Fuck me nice and good, step-bro.

Mm-hmm.

I like it just like that.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yes please, yes please, yes please.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh shit.

You're gonna make me cum.

Mm-hmm.

Good afternoons.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Oh, wow.

That's deep.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Oh, I love it.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Ah, shit.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh.

Mm.

Yes, please.

Mm.

Yeah, look at my coffee.

Nice and deep.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm.

Ah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Yeah, just like that.

Ah.

Oh.

Yes.

Mm.

Please give me that Christmas cup.

Just like that.

Just give me it.

Yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Yes, please.

Yeah.

Nice and fucking deep in me just like that.

Mm.

Mm.

Uh-huh.

Mm.

Give me those nice strokes.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Marshmallowransomes.

Yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

I love the way you feel inside when you're so deep like that, and you're just filling

up every part of my pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Ah, yes please.

Stick all that dick inside me.

Give it to me harder.

That's a good Santa's little help.

Shove all that Christmas cock in me nice and deep.

Nice and deep.

I love watching it fill me up.

What are you saying, Santa's little help word?

Should you get behind me and saddle me up like Santa's sleigh?

Yeah.

Oh god.

Yeah, stuff it in me.

Stuff my sock in full of that cock.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, mmm.

Yes please.

Give me all that cock.

That's a good step, brother.

Stick it back in me.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Ah.

Yeah, that's just what I like.

Mm-hmm.

That's just what I needed.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Ah.

Yeah.

Yes please.

Mm-hmm.

Put all that Christmas cheer back into me, brother.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Giving you all the stuffing this year.

Mm-hmm.

I am.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Just like that.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm.

Mm.

Pound my little holiday pussy.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Ah.

Mm.

Mm.

Ah.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, yes.

Wow.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck. Just like that. Oh my god.

Wow.

You really are great at that.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

That's just what I needed.

Good ticking down by my step, bro.

Yeah.

I love it.

Please, help me. Please, help me.

Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Here. Here, come drink it.

Sorry, I didn't drink it.

Okay.

No, here, sis.

Right here.

That's it.

Okay.

Perfect.

Dangle those jingle balls in my face.

Yeah.

Shake them on my face.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Come on,anchor.

Come on.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, no.

No, it's okay.

I'm good.

I'm good.

I'm just joking.

You're good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

yeah just like that keep going

oh yeah keep going like that oh keep going

oh keep jerking it faster keep jerking it faster

oh yeah keep going

oh i'm gonna come all all over your face

oh yeah it's a season of giving stuff don't give me all that come

oh yeah jiggle your titties for me sis

uh

oh

put all that come on my chimney

oh yeah

oh yeah play with your titties

yeah just like that

oh yeah just like that just like that

please

please

i've been a good little christmas slut this year i need that big load please

oh

oh yeah here we go

oh i'm coming sis

all over your face

oh

ah

you had such a big load for me today

yeah

oh my god damn you are sexy

don't be so bro you're not too bad for yourself

maybe i could uh tell my agent about you

no right we can't both just be in the sex industry parents would kill us

i think they'll be okay

well how you doing dude?

Happy holidays sis! Happy holidays!

Hi guys my name is Kay Lovely and I'm your

December all-star of the month for Team Ski.

I am so excited to be here for you and we're

going to answer a couple questions that you

guys have for me today. So the first question,

what does it mean to be a Team Ski all-star?

I am super excited to be here and be an all-star

with you guys. Team Ski is one of my favorite

sites and always has been. You guys have

seen me posting about it all the time and I just love

promoting the heck out of their merch. They

always send me the best outfits just like this one that

they sent me today. So cute! I can't wait for

you guys to see it on my Instagram or maybe my

Twitter with some titties out. So that is 100%

amazing! But down to the roots of it, being a

Team Ski all-star to me just makes me feel very

seen and I've been very appreciated by the company

and I'm so excited to represent them and I know that I'm going to represent them

amazing for the month of December. Next

question, when did you start working in the industry and

what's your favorite part? I started working in

the industry a year and a half ago now and my

favorite part would probably have to be having

sex with all these sexy people. Are you kidding me? I

get to have sex with sexy women, sexy men,

all types of people. It's amazing. I couldn't ask for

anything more. Next question, what do you

think is the sexiest thing about you physically or not?

Physically, I think the sexiest thing about me

are these titties. You know, they're the money

makers. You gotta love them. And something

that's not physical, I think my ability to be like very

frugal and smart with my money is very sexy.

So I love that. Gotta love a girl that's financially

smart. Next question, how long did you believe in

Santa Claus for? I was told super early that Santa

Claus wasn't real. My family actually told me

when I was around like seven or eight. It was actually

and he just wasn't about all the holiday stuff.

So like one day randomly, he just was like the

Easter Bunny's not real. Santa's not real. The

tooth fairy's not real. Leprechauns aren't real.

And I was like, what the heck? Oh, it was awful.

Just didn't get to believe in him for very long. But

now I have my step Santa, so it makes it a lot

better for me. Next question, where do you see

yourself in your career five years from now?

Hopefully five years from now, I have accomplished

the goals that I wanted to in porn and hopefully I'm

having some babies, you know, get these mommy

milkers with some real milk in them. I don't know.

We'll see. I hope. Next question, any message you

would like to extend to our members? I want to

thank you guys so much for watching me and always

loving my videos. I love all the support that you

guys give me and keep on jerking it to me because

the more you jerk it to me, the happier I am. Let me

tell you, it gets me horny seeing all those comments.

Thank you guys. I hope you have a happy

holiday and I'll see you in the next one. Bye.

What the hell are you doing in my room?

What is going on? This is all your guys' fault.

You guys know I fucking hate Christmas.

You know what? Fuck this. Fuck this Santa hat.

I'm a porn star, okay? And I'm fucking proud

of it. I'm gone. Peace out, you guys. We need

to come together as a family. We need to all

come together. Yes, come together. Oh, I have

to finish that in the movie.

Yeah, it's not Santa.

You're the best Christmas ever.