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[tapping]
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Anyone watching thinking we know fuck all
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about knowing fuck all about owt,
needs to watch their backs! Oh!
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So you've had your Labour, reclassifying
skunk, sending prices sky-high.
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Literally, literally, taking the grass
from its own roots.
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And now you've got your Con-Dem-Nation.
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know,
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester,
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and they charge us for water?
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green and pleasant land
in ancient time.
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Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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-This is our England now!
-[cheering]
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Party!
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[theme music]
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-[Marty] Depressing thought number 261.
-[alarm beeping]
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You can never truly know somebody.
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What they're really thinking and feeling.
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No matter how hard you try,
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you'll never be totally sure,
never truly know.
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You'll always be strangers.
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Depressing thought number 262.
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You will never join that gym.
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You will never have a six pack.
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You will always feel
a vague sense of self-loathing
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every time you undress.
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Number 263.
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You will never be as young
as you are right now.
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See that moment that went by?
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That was it. It's gone.
And now you're older.
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You can never go back.
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Number 264.
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[distant police siren]
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Everyone you know will die.
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Sometimes suddenly.
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Sometimes not.
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Sometimes they just slip away...
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and sometimes go out in a blaze of glory.
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There will come a day
when you see them for the last time.
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You probably won't know it.
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No warning, no big fanfare.
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Just one day they'll be there,
and the next...
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-[gasps]
-[metal and glass crunch]
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...gone.
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Right in front of me.
Another inch, that could've been me.
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Bang. Dead.
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Did you never learn your Green Cross Code?
Always look both ways.
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He was heading on in here as well.
That's lost revenue.
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It's a person we're talking about here,
not some fucking number on a spreadsheet.
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Eddie McGuinness, 35.
Likes girls in PVC and stockings.
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Have you anything to add to that?
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-No.
-Well, hush up and drink your tea, then.
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Deep breaths.
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[takes a deep breath]
It's just...
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It makes you think, doesn't it?
How fleeting life is.
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How you've got to make the most of it.
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-I suppose.
-Which is why...
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-I've got something to ask you.
-Mm-hm.
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Is there any chance of another cup of tea?
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[indistinct shouting]
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[distant siren wailing]
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Don't worry. Not his wife.
Just his sister.
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Oh, thank fuck.
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I thought for a minute
I was the other woman then.
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You're just another gullible tart
he'll barely remember when he wakes up.
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Only difference between you
and Kleenex is...
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he probably had to buy you a drink first.
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You can see yourself out.
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[door slams]
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-"You are my sunshine..."
-I'm your what?
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No, not you. Slut!
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Oh, so I'm not your sunshine.
I'm just your slut.
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Shit. Sorry, no.
I'm just a bit all over the place here.
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I saw it, you know. Milkman vs postman.
Fucking terrible. Shook me up, it did.
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I had my chance and I blew it.
Like a twat.
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[whispering] "You are my sunshine..."
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-He's up to summat.
-Who?
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Marty. He's got that look.
That matches, smoke and flame one.
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Nah. He's way past that, isn't he?
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He's in the toilet.
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Fucking hell, Karen.
Maybe he's having a piss.
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Best dial 999, shall we?
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Or maybe he's planning
his own personal bonfire night.
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So unless you want
this place burning down, again,
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get your arse into the gents.
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Kelly, you are my sunshine...
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my starlight...
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my...
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world.
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Will you do me the great honour
of being my...
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-[knocking]
-Shitflaps!
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[Jamie] Marty!
You all right in there, mate?
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Marty!
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[Marty whines]
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I've lost it.
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I've lost it, Jamie,
Jamie, I've lost it, I've lost it!
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I've lost it.
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"Miss you. Can't stop thinking about you.
Wish you were here.
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Love you so much"?
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I mean, come on. Pays 60 quid a pop,
always comes on me tits and me face,
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-and he thinks that that's love?
-That's nice, dear, yeah.
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Then the dickhead only gets me
name tattooed on his arm.
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"Sherry". Sherry!
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[distorted voice] It's not even my real
name, stupid twat...
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Hello?
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Girls?
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Are you the spirit of Eddie,
that poor postie?
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[sighs]
[dog] I'm just a fucking dog, love.
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Now hurry up and open that letter.
Come on, darling.
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That doesn't spell romance to me,
not when half of A&E
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are sniggering at you.
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-I've had one of my visions.
-What?
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Spirit world talking to me.
A message from the other side. A warning.
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"Like glass it will break,
a bond it will take.
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She will shed not a tear,
for a storm it draws near."
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Is that JLS?
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Lil, where you going?
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I need to spread the word
before disaster strikes.
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Also, we're out
of batteries for the dildos.
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When I woke up, I just knew
today was the day.
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And then I saw the postman get splattered.
It was like a sign.
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Yeah, a sign we're getting a new postie.
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So what's flushing a ring
down the lavvy mean?
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It means I'm a fucking loser.
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It might still be in there, mate.
The toilets are all backed up.
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I've been meaning
to get a plumber to sort it.
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-I've got short arms.
-No way.
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Please! I love her, Jamie. Fenian cunt!
I just wanted it to be perfect.
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Like she is, but no, I'm going to be alone
cos I've got stupid fucking short arms!
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You stupid bastard
short-arse fucking arms!
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[sighs]
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Marty.
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-Just give me a minute, yeah?
-Yeah.
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[door shuts]
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-So?
-Don't ask.
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-Jamie.
-Seriously, don't ask.
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[phone beeps and vibrates]
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[keypad beeping]
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[calling tone]
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-[phone beeps]
-[Marty] Hero. God amongst men.
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I'd shake your hands, but...
[chuckles]
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-This never happened.
-Got the ring back!
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-[phone beeps and vibrates]
-It's another sign.
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It means everything's going to work.
Everything's going to be okay.
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-[Gloria] So is two okay or not?
-Listen, I'm willing to have a look at it,
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but I don't want any more
of that American "lite" piss, all right?
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[Gloria] That's a yes, then.
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I'd have more success
shifting me own urine.
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[Gloria] Uh-oh,
here comes the dirty talk.
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Fine.
Yeah, we'll talk about it later, yeah?
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-[phone beeps]
-Fucking brewery.
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Still trying to pass off
that weak shit to us.
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-I could go if you want.
-Nah. It's all right, babes. No sweat.
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Great man you've got there, Karen.
One of the good'uns.
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Love. Fucking love.
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It's amazing, innit? It's fucking amazing.
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I've got something
I need to ask you. About Kelly.
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I want to propose to her.
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And you've come here to ask my permission?
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Well, it's not up to me
who that tart hooks up with.
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But you were married to her before.
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If she wants to choose
a little creepy pyro
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-over me, it's her choice, innit?
-That's all in the past.
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What is the past, Marty?
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You see, some schools of thought think
that it doesn't exist.
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Everything happens concurrently.
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So while we're stood here, chatting...
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there's another Marty, watching his wife
and kids burn to death.
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-I'm sorry.
-Fuck off!
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Nah, that was way below the belt.
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Is that really what people think?
That I killed Sue and the kids?
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Cos it wasn't like that.
I wasn't even there.
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Nobody... thinks you did it.
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I was just being a dick.
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You did nick my wife after all.
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Should just get a taxi stand
outside the house,
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for all the gullible girls
he brings back home every night.
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Better than having to do
the walk of shame down Chatsworth.
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-I need a favour.
-Does it involve cash?
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-No.
-Then...
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I'm listening.
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I need you to cover for me at the Jockey.
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Yeah, course.
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-Can you be there before two o'clock?
-Why? What's happening at two o'clock?
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I don't know. But Jamie does.
And I'm going to find out.
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Sorry, I'm, I'm not following you.
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He's got this text. From "the brewery".
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-It's got "xxx" at the end.
-That's nothing.
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I've been getting these feelings
and they just keep building and building.
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It's probably some dolly-bird who works
for the brewery, and just texts like that.
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Look at me.
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Look at me.
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Jamie loves you.
Now stop doing this to yourself.
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-[Dominic] Morning.
-Huh.
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It breathes, it walks, but is it human?
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[sighs]
Barely.
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Two types of men in this world.
Men like my dearest brother...
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and then there's the rare ones...
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-[Dominic yawns]
-...like your Jamie.
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The ones who are worth it.
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Idiot. Fuckin' stupid idiot.
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Argh!
[gasps]
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Oh, shit.
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This isn't a spectator sport.
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I think I maybe need your help.
Spiritual guidance. That sort of thing.
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God have mercy on your soul.
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Excuse me--
[gagging]
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Mirrors? Nah. Haven't broken any.
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Now, you're sure?
The prophecy was quite specific.
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It's a prophecy now?
Because before it was just a message.
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Those of us who have the gift
are often mocked and shunned.
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Look, just if I was
going to spend the effort
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sending a message from the other side,
I'd make it coherent.
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Straight-forward. Not a shitty poem.
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Twenty menthol, Ches.
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You see? That's a message.
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No mistaking it. Twenty menthol.
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None of this
"for a storm draws near" bollocks.
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-You had another one of your visions?
-A dog brung it.
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Didn't you also predict
that the world would end in 2009?
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A cat told me that one.
You can't trust them cats.
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Afternoon. Oh, er, congratulations
by the way. Marty.
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-You not over that yet?
-No.
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[tuts]
I mean the... You know.
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Oh, bollocks.
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Shane.
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I said nothing, right?
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Right, I'm off to see the brewery rep.
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See if you can get us
a bit of discount then?
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Oh, yeah, I'll try and get pigs to fly
and hell freeze to over too.
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Is it a man or a woman?
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Who? The rep? He's a bloke. Why?
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Nothing. Question, that's all.
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00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:11,620
Come along if you want.
Should be gripping stuff.
240
00:16:11,701 --> 00:16:13,941
-Nah. You're all right.
-Okay.
241
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:20,100
I've got the ring and I've got the speech.
242
00:16:20,181 --> 00:16:22,541
But then I see her... I bottle it.
243
00:16:24,061 --> 00:16:25,141
You're a priest.
244
00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:28,061
-You must have married loads of people.
-Ah. I see.
245
00:16:28,141 --> 00:16:31,701
So you're asking me if I think that you
and Kelly are right for each other?
246
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:37,141
No. You can't make her happy, Marty.
Chances are, she'll turn you down,
247
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:39,061
or she'll run off
before the wedding happens,
248
00:16:39,141 --> 00:16:40,661
or a month or two down the line
249
00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:43,460
you'll go home and see
a lipstick message on the mirror.
250
00:16:43,541 --> 00:16:45,901
-"Goodbye." That's all she wrote.
-I thought priests were meant to make
251
00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:47,781
people feel better about themselves.
252
00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:50,061
Look at you, Marty. Look at her.
253
00:16:50,141 --> 00:16:52,581
Imagine the things that she's done
to make her money.
254
00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:57,941
The men she's held in her arms,
kissed, fucked, sucked,
255
00:16:58,021 --> 00:17:00,620
and then ask yourself, why, you know,
why in all that's holy,
256
00:17:00,701 --> 00:17:03,141
would she choose you? Out of all men,
why would she choose
257
00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:06,301
little twitchin' stutterin' Marty Fisher?
258
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:07,660
Fuckin' twat!
259
00:17:07,741 --> 00:17:10,620
-Marty! Eh!
-Good lad.
260
00:17:10,701 --> 00:17:11,781
What?
261
00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:14,981
You don't give a shit what anyone thinks.
Not me, your family or friends.
262
00:17:15,061 --> 00:17:18,620
It's not about us. It's about you.
And her. That's all.
263
00:17:18,701 --> 00:17:20,261
Do you love her?
264
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,501
And does she love you?
265
00:17:22,581 --> 00:17:26,701
Then that's it. You ask her.
Ask her to marry you.
266
00:17:31,101 --> 00:17:34,981
And buy me another drink. Actually,
do that first, you know, priorities.
267
00:17:35,061 --> 00:17:36,341
Will you do our wedding?
268
00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:39,660
Make it a double whisky and I'll throw in
some tap dancing as well.
269
00:17:43,621 --> 00:17:47,621
-What's wrong with you today?
-Sorry. Can I get a big whisky please?
270
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:50,061
-[knock on the door]
-[sighs]
271
00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:52,301
[knock on the door]
272
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:56,061
You alone?
273
00:18:06,101 --> 00:18:09,141
-[Gloria] We've got to be more careful.
-Yeah, we will be.
274
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:11,101
Look, you know the rules.
275
00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:13,141
And I get it,
it's not easy for you sometimes.
276
00:18:13,221 --> 00:18:15,541
-Sorry?
-It's just I've got the wife and the kid
277
00:18:15,621 --> 00:18:17,461
and you're sort of stuck here
alone, aren't you?
278
00:18:17,541 --> 00:18:20,021
What? You feeling sorry for me?
279
00:18:20,101 --> 00:18:23,341
No, I just I didn't mean it like that.
I mean...
280
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:27,700
-I understand you.
-You're such a great guy.
281
00:18:27,781 --> 00:18:29,341
[knock on the door]
282
00:18:32,381 --> 00:18:33,420
[knock on the door]
283
00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:37,660
[knock on the door]
284
00:18:42,981 --> 00:18:45,061
Have you broken any mirrors?
285
00:18:45,141 --> 00:18:46,501
What?
286
00:18:46,581 --> 00:18:49,861
Look, I'm busy, middle of a complex perm.
287
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:53,700
See, I've had this vision, and I'm asking
everybody, it's important.
288
00:18:53,781 --> 00:18:55,940
Well, I've had this vision too, Lillian.
289
00:18:56,021 --> 00:18:59,061
Your nose is bleeding
and my knuckles are sore.
290
00:18:59,141 --> 00:19:00,381
You want to find out how it happens?
291
00:19:00,461 --> 00:19:03,501
-I'm only trying to save some souls.
-Bye.
292
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:06,900
[sighs]
293
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:15,061
"My sunshine, my starlight, my world."
What do you think?
294
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:19,700
Is sunshine better first? Or starlight?
295
00:19:19,781 --> 00:19:22,461
I think any woman who won't marry
you because you put
296
00:19:22,541 --> 00:19:24,381
one in front of the other,
isn't worth marrying, Marty.
297
00:19:24,461 --> 00:19:26,541
I just want it to be right.
298
00:19:26,621 --> 00:19:29,981
-[door shuts]
-Well, now's your chance.
299
00:19:31,981 --> 00:19:34,940
-Shit. I can't do it, not here, not now.
-Okay.
300
00:19:36,621 --> 00:19:38,861
-Kelly. How are you?
-Something you want to tell me?
301
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:40,981
No. Don't think so.
302
00:19:42,821 --> 00:19:43,700
You're sure?
303
00:19:45,061 --> 00:19:48,141
Do you... want a drink?
304
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,180
How about "do you want to marry me?"
305
00:19:51,541 --> 00:19:54,940
Yeah, I know about it.
You've been avoiding me all day.
306
00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:57,180
That's right, ninja-boy, I saw you hiding.
307
00:19:59,061 --> 00:20:01,221
So what is it? Cold feet?
308
00:20:02,621 --> 00:20:06,101
-Think I'm not good enough for you?
-No, fuck, no.
309
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,101
I just...
310
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,900
I wanted everything
to be hearts and flowers, and...
311
00:20:11,981 --> 00:20:14,180
perfect moment. Just for you.
312
00:20:14,261 --> 00:20:18,821
It's life, Marty. There's no such thing
as the perfect moment.
313
00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:19,861
Mm-hm.
314
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,141
Go on then.
315
00:20:24,221 --> 00:20:25,061
What...
316
00:20:26,981 --> 00:20:27,940
here now?
317
00:20:35,741 --> 00:20:38,301
["Mad About You" playing]
318
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:44,821
-Kelly Ball. You are my sun--
-Yes.
319
00:20:47,221 --> 00:20:49,021
-What?
-Yes.
320
00:20:49,101 --> 00:20:50,261
Yeah.
321
00:20:51,581 --> 00:20:53,461
[all] Yay!
322
00:20:53,541 --> 00:20:56,021
Yay!
323
00:20:56,101 --> 00:21:01,301
♪ Trouble is my middle name
But in the end I'm not too bad ♪
324
00:21:01,381 --> 00:21:07,861
♪ Can someone tell me
If it's wrong to be so mad about you ♪
325
00:21:09,821 --> 00:21:13,541
♪ Mad about you ♪
326
00:21:15,621 --> 00:21:17,101
[Jackson] Big step.
327
00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:19,940
I hope you're as happy as me and Mimi are.
I tell you what, that woman--
328
00:21:20,021 --> 00:21:22,261
-You're about to do it again, aren't you?
-What?
329
00:21:22,341 --> 00:21:25,581
You know, start talking about my mum,
tell me how fantastic in bed she is.
330
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,621
-Let me save you some time, eh?
-Ah!
331
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:29,900
He's in love.
332
00:21:29,981 --> 00:21:32,700
And love is the most important
thing in the world.
333
00:21:32,781 --> 00:21:34,660
There's only thing I want to know.
334
00:21:34,741 --> 00:21:38,021
I promise you.
I'll love her, cherish her, honour her--
335
00:21:38,101 --> 00:21:40,781
Nah, nah, nah, nah. Are
we going to have a party tonight or not?
336
00:21:40,861 --> 00:21:44,940
-Party!
-[all] Yeah, party!
337
00:21:45,021 --> 00:21:46,940
[laughs]
She said yes, then?
338
00:21:47,021 --> 00:21:50,700
I want your best champagne.
And banners, streamers, the works.
339
00:21:50,781 --> 00:21:52,221
Nothing's too good for my girl.
340
00:21:52,301 --> 00:21:53,501
[Jamie] Dunno about the streamers
and banners
341
00:21:53,581 --> 00:21:55,301
but we can stick up
the Christmas decorations if you like.
342
00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:58,301
Brilliant! Everyone loves Christmas!
343
00:21:58,381 --> 00:22:00,420
Better change into me party dress then.
344
00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:03,541
[Karen] You're back early.
345
00:22:03,621 --> 00:22:05,660
Yeah, I got halfway there
and the twat phones to say
346
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,621
he couldn't make it today.
Cheers for that.
347
00:22:12,101 --> 00:22:13,660
You all right?
348
00:22:13,741 --> 00:22:15,061
Yeah.
349
00:22:15,141 --> 00:22:16,180
Never better.
350
00:22:19,261 --> 00:22:20,981
Wait, Kel!
351
00:22:21,061 --> 00:22:24,541
It's all right, I meant it. I'm home
to change, not running out on you.
352
00:22:24,621 --> 00:22:27,501
No. It's about the ring.
It was my grandmother's...
353
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:30,900
but it was Sue's as well.
354
00:22:30,981 --> 00:22:32,781
She chucked it at me when we split up.
355
00:22:32,861 --> 00:22:36,141
And I kept it because I wanted to give it
to someone who truly deserved it.
356
00:22:36,221 --> 00:22:38,821
You see, my nan and grandad,
they were together till they died--
357
00:22:40,541 --> 00:22:42,821
You're telling me
you've used this ring before?
358
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:44,861
Proposal, marriage, the whole thing?
359
00:22:46,861 --> 00:22:51,221
I'm... I'll buy you a different one if you
give me time to get the money together,
360
00:22:51,301 --> 00:22:53,301
I'll get you the biggest,
brightest diamond I can afford--
361
00:22:53,381 --> 00:22:54,581
It's romantic.
362
00:22:56,221 --> 00:22:57,061
What?
363
00:22:59,141 --> 00:23:01,861
You want me to have this
for the right reasons.
364
00:23:01,940 --> 00:23:02,981
I get it.
365
00:23:04,741 --> 00:23:05,581
It's...
366
00:23:07,301 --> 00:23:10,301
-romantic.
-I know.
367
00:23:17,141 --> 00:23:19,660
It's like Beauty And The Beast.
If the Beast had a thing
368
00:23:19,741 --> 00:23:21,940
for torching houses and shouting "wanker!"
369
00:23:22,021 --> 00:23:24,341
They just seem a bit wrong
for each other, don't they?
370
00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:26,420
Not like me and you, babe.
371
00:23:26,501 --> 00:23:29,741
She's had more cocks
than Bernard Matthews. Good luck to him.
372
00:23:29,821 --> 00:23:32,781
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Can't you just be happy for them?
373
00:23:32,861 --> 00:23:36,261
-Oh...
-Ooh. Don't you dare fall on me.
374
00:23:36,341 --> 00:23:37,660
[laughs]
I'll do my best.
375
00:23:44,621 --> 00:23:46,741
-Do you think I'm fucking stupid?
-What?
376
00:23:47,821 --> 00:23:51,420
I said, do you think I'm fucking stupid?
377
00:23:51,501 --> 00:23:53,660
-What the fuck has gotten into you?
-You.
378
00:23:53,741 --> 00:23:56,341
Getting into my fucking husband.
379
00:23:57,381 --> 00:23:58,501
Me and Jamie?
380
00:23:59,781 --> 00:24:01,101
Are you crazy?
381
00:24:04,341 --> 00:24:05,861
I don't know.
382
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:09,660
Something isn't right
and it's driving me mad.
383
00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:11,061
And I don't know...
384
00:24:12,301 --> 00:24:14,581
what is worse.
385
00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:15,900
If it's true...
386
00:24:17,261 --> 00:24:18,981
or if...
387
00:24:19,061 --> 00:24:20,180
Or if it's all in your head?
388
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,021
Okay.
389
00:24:27,101 --> 00:24:29,180
So, one way or another...
390
00:24:29,261 --> 00:24:30,261
we will find out.
391
00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:36,660
Well, someone must have broken a mirror.
392
00:24:36,741 --> 00:24:39,180
And as I've told you before,
it's none of us.
393
00:24:39,261 --> 00:24:42,261
-But my vision--
-Overactive imagination.
394
00:24:42,341 --> 00:24:43,741
I have the gift.
395
00:24:43,821 --> 00:24:46,460
You should take it back to the shop, then.
396
00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:49,180
Respect for your elders and betters.
397
00:24:49,261 --> 00:24:52,861
Well, the boy's right.
I'd hang onto the receipt if I were you.
398
00:24:52,940 --> 00:24:56,261
-Damaged goods.
-[laughter]
399
00:24:58,101 --> 00:25:00,141
You're not going to fuck this one up, Kel.
400
00:25:02,581 --> 00:25:04,101
You're not going to fuck it up, right?
401
00:25:14,741 --> 00:25:15,940
[wolf-whistle]
402
00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:19,861
Princess Kate, in the house.
403
00:25:19,940 --> 00:25:25,301
-You look... very passable, dear.
-Thank you.
404
00:25:25,381 --> 00:25:27,900
More importantly,
this party of yours tonight...
405
00:25:27,981 --> 00:25:32,460
I am right in understanding
there will be free beverages available?
406
00:25:32,541 --> 00:25:35,900
Only because I want all the drinking,
drugs, fucking
407
00:25:35,981 --> 00:25:39,180
and fighting out of the way tonight.
408
00:25:39,261 --> 00:25:41,420
I am having a proper wedding.
409
00:25:41,501 --> 00:25:44,141
I don't want anybody wiping blood
and vomit off the pews.
410
00:25:44,220 --> 00:25:46,180
You're getting married in a, a church?
411
00:25:48,541 --> 00:25:50,861
Oh, well...
412
00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:56,341
they do say the Lord is very forgiving,
even of the blackest of sheep.
413
00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:58,660
Now. Bin.
414
00:25:58,741 --> 00:26:00,821
-What's happened to these?
-Pah.
415
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:03,581
Vernon Francis Gallagher happened.
416
00:26:08,301 --> 00:26:11,621
Every one bill
that comes through the door now.
417
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:13,220
Says he's fighting the system.
418
00:26:13,301 --> 00:26:16,341
This isn't a bill. It's for your Marty.
419
00:26:17,381 --> 00:26:19,501
-Er, you can't do that.
-Ah!
420
00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:23,501
That little sponger
gets his post sent here.
421
00:26:25,021 --> 00:26:26,021
It's fair game.
422
00:26:29,741 --> 00:26:30,581
[sighs]
423
00:26:32,021 --> 00:26:34,420
-What?
-This...
424
00:26:34,501 --> 00:26:36,021
is from one of Marty's kids.
425
00:26:47,581 --> 00:26:50,420
Get Jamie alone
and then make a move on him.
426
00:26:52,940 --> 00:26:55,341
It's not rocket science.
Look, I would do this, okay?
427
00:26:55,420 --> 00:26:58,061
But I am related
and I think it would just creep him out.
428
00:26:58,141 --> 00:27:00,861
Karen, I thought we sorted this out.
429
00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:03,501
It's just this little voice in my head,
yapping away.
430
00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:06,981
Get a grip and tell it to fuck off.
431
00:27:07,061 --> 00:27:08,381
Please.
432
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,021
I need to be sure.
433
00:27:13,101 --> 00:27:14,501
Marriage isn't easy.
434
00:27:14,581 --> 00:27:17,541
It's about compromise, it's about trust,
435
00:27:17,621 --> 00:27:20,420
it's about suppressing things,
knowing you can't always be right,
436
00:27:20,501 --> 00:27:22,420
even when you are.
437
00:27:22,501 --> 00:27:25,101
People say it's a rollercoaster, but...
438
00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:28,101
-it's more of a ghost train.
-But it's good, right?
439
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:29,821
You wouldn't change it for the world?
440
00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:33,180
Welcome to the club.
441
00:27:34,581 --> 00:27:36,660
-There you go, love.
-Thank you.
442
00:27:42,341 --> 00:27:43,981
-All right?
-[Gloria sighs]
443
00:27:44,061 --> 00:27:46,460
-[whispering] Karen knows.
-What?
444
00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:49,460
Or, at least, she suspects. Something.
445
00:27:49,541 --> 00:27:52,141
-She sent me in here to test you.
-You're kidding me.
446
00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:54,420
-No, Jamie.
-[sighs]
447
00:27:54,501 --> 00:27:58,021
Right, so, you go back out there,
you tell her what a good boy I am
448
00:27:58,101 --> 00:27:59,581
and it's business as usual, yeah?
449
00:28:01,101 --> 00:28:02,861
How do you think this makes me feel?
450
00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:05,861
Hey. Like I told you before, I understand.
451
00:28:05,940 --> 00:28:06,981
It's not easy for you.
452
00:28:08,541 --> 00:28:11,301
So we'll be more careful in future, right?
453
00:28:12,581 --> 00:28:13,420
Now, go on.
454
00:28:25,821 --> 00:28:26,660
So?
455
00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:31,141
Seriously, you've got nothing
to worry about.
456
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:33,061
Like I said, you've got a good man there.
457
00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:41,420
It just says his kid's
been looking for him.
458
00:28:41,501 --> 00:28:45,781
Most of it's all burnt, but there's
an address in Spain.
459
00:28:45,861 --> 00:28:49,700
-It just doesn't make sense.
-You have to show him the letter.
460
00:28:49,781 --> 00:28:54,261
What if it means, his wife, his kids,
they're all still alive?
461
00:28:54,341 --> 00:29:00,460
Marty would still want to be with you.
No matter what.
462
00:29:00,541 --> 00:29:01,741
Unless, of course...
463
00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:07,141
"Unless, of course" what?
464
00:29:07,220 --> 00:29:10,301
It just seems strange
he said they were all dead.
465
00:29:10,381 --> 00:29:12,220
His wife. His two little children.
466
00:29:12,301 --> 00:29:16,180
I'm sure that's what he believed.
At least, I hope it is.
467
00:29:16,261 --> 00:29:18,021
Because if he lied about this,
468
00:29:18,101 --> 00:29:22,741
then God knows what other dirty secrets
he has tucked away.
469
00:29:22,821 --> 00:29:27,141
But I'm sure it's all an honest mistake.
It happens all the time.
470
00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:32,621
"Where are your wife and kids, Jim?"
"They're dead."
471
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:35,341
"Oh, wait. No, they're not.
472
00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:37,501
They're in Sainsbury's,
doing the shopping."
473
00:29:43,501 --> 00:29:45,741
And there'll be someone
out there for you too.
474
00:29:45,821 --> 00:29:49,381
Of course there is.
There's a fucking busload if she wants it.
475
00:29:49,460 --> 00:29:52,821
Traffic jams up and down the M60,
tits and arse like that.
476
00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:55,220
No, no, I just meant, the one.
477
00:29:55,301 --> 00:29:59,741
That's such bollocks.
There's no such thing as "the one".
478
00:29:59,821 --> 00:30:01,261
[clears throat]
479
00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:03,861
Oh, go suck a Fisherman's Friend.
480
00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:06,061
Well, I think it's very sweet.
Because the view from here
481
00:30:06,141 --> 00:30:08,541
is usually a sea
of glum and tormented faces,
482
00:30:08,621 --> 00:30:10,581
so it's very nice to see a smile.
483
00:30:13,781 --> 00:30:17,781
-Wedding's off.
-Kel? What's going on? What's happened?
484
00:30:17,861 --> 00:30:20,781
Your fucking kid, Marty. You lied.
485
00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:23,581
Sympathy, was it?
486
00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:26,581
"Aw, they died in that fire.
Poor fucking Marty."
487
00:30:27,940 --> 00:30:28,980
Don't fucking touch me.
488
00:30:30,541 --> 00:30:31,980
Don't fucking look at me.
489
00:30:33,301 --> 00:30:35,940
And don't ever fucking talk to me again.
490
00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:41,501
[Marty] Kelly?
491
00:30:48,101 --> 00:30:48,940
Marty?
492
00:30:51,420 --> 00:30:52,700
Marty?
493
00:30:52,781 --> 00:30:56,180
-[Marty cries]
-[Jackson] You all right, mate?
494
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:01,220
[sobs]
495
00:31:09,861 --> 00:31:12,420
-Lillian here?
-She's out on her mission.
496
00:31:12,501 --> 00:31:15,061
-You know, the gift.
-Doesn't matter. I'm back.
497
00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:17,621
-Next customer's mine, all right?
-There's a rota.
498
00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:19,460
-Fuck the rota.
-You can't just come
499
00:31:19,541 --> 00:31:20,900
and steal punters off the rest of us.
500
00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:23,061
I'm fucking working.
So get the fuck out of my way.
501
00:31:23,141 --> 00:31:25,141
Sorry, Kel. Just business.
502
00:31:27,301 --> 00:31:29,301
-Slag.
-[distant siren wailing]
503
00:31:30,460 --> 00:31:31,301
[Jackson] Marty?
504
00:31:32,980 --> 00:31:33,821
Hello?
505
00:31:37,541 --> 00:31:38,381
He's gone.
506
00:31:47,021 --> 00:31:48,900
Fuck. Miles away.
507
00:31:50,541 --> 00:31:53,180
[Dominic] Maybe the lad just needs
some spiritual guidance?
508
00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:59,700
I learnt this one in the seminary.
It's the short, sharp shock.
509
00:31:59,781 --> 00:32:01,581
-[Marty grunts]
-Oh, Jesus.
510
00:32:03,420 --> 00:32:07,501
[groaning]
Snakes with fucking tits.
511
00:32:07,581 --> 00:32:08,660
And we're back.
512
00:32:17,301 --> 00:32:18,821
Thank you.
513
00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:19,980
So what does it say?
514
00:32:21,501 --> 00:32:22,861
Last month. From Spain.
515
00:32:24,740 --> 00:32:27,261
It's got a return address and everything.
516
00:32:27,341 --> 00:32:28,460
I don't know what to do.
517
00:32:28,541 --> 00:32:31,740
Most folk will tell you the right thing
to do is jump on the next plane
518
00:32:31,821 --> 00:32:33,700
and head over there.
But there's no way of knowing.
519
00:32:33,781 --> 00:32:37,101
[voice fades out] It could have been
to tell you to stay away, no matter what.
520
00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:39,700
["Sugar Town" playing]
521
00:32:39,781 --> 00:32:41,660
Not like the Good Book offers much help.
522
00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:45,021
Even the big man upstairs
more or less abandoned his kid,
523
00:32:45,101 --> 00:32:46,940
at least until the Romans
started hammering nails
524
00:32:47,021 --> 00:32:48,261
into his hands and feet.
525
00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:51,581
This idea that we're supposed
to be there for our kids,
526
00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:54,861
that we're needed,
even nature thinks it's bollocks,
527
00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:58,101
the number of animals who kick
their brood out to fend for themselves.
528
00:32:58,180 --> 00:33:01,980
At the end of the day, you've got to ask
yourself one question,
529
00:33:02,061 --> 00:33:04,061
"Are you doing more damage than good?"
530
00:33:06,621 --> 00:33:08,740
Come on. Casting out pearls here.
531
00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:10,821
If you're going to switch off,
that's fine, but let me know.
532
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:12,660
I'm not a bloody jukebox.
533
00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:14,220
Everything's out of my control.
534
00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:17,381
I want it to burn.
535
00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:18,501
This place.
536
00:33:19,660 --> 00:33:21,821
The estate. You. Everyone.
537
00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:24,900
I need to be stopped.
538
00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:35,460
Two fifty.
539
00:33:35,541 --> 00:33:36,420
Hey...
540
00:33:38,220 --> 00:33:40,621
Don't look now, but, erm...
541
00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:42,821
I think Gloria just made a move on me
in the back room.
542
00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:45,301
Really?
543
00:33:45,381 --> 00:33:47,460
[Jamie] I know she's your mate
and all that, but...
544
00:33:47,541 --> 00:33:49,341
I'll have a word with her.
545
00:33:49,420 --> 00:33:51,660
Just, er, don't go too hard on her, eh?
546
00:33:52,980 --> 00:33:53,940
She seems a bit lonely.
547
00:34:08,901 --> 00:34:11,740
-What?
-I said "nice one"...
548
00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:13,260
on the engagement.
549
00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:14,581
Put it there, mate.
550
00:34:19,021 --> 00:34:20,021
Can I have, uh...
551
00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:26,780
-Headache, eh? All that excitement.
-No, I meant...
552
00:34:35,260 --> 00:34:36,581
Is it all right if I use your toilet?
553
00:34:36,660 --> 00:34:41,461
Normally, no, but seeing as today's
your special day... Go on. Here you are.
554
00:34:44,901 --> 00:34:46,021
Just don't leave a mess.
555
00:34:55,820 --> 00:34:57,501
You don't know what it's like, up here.
556
00:34:58,661 --> 00:35:02,340
The fucking grind.
Day after day, it's never ending.
557
00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:05,701
I actually envy you.
558
00:35:08,261 --> 00:35:09,621
Is that bad?
559
00:35:14,141 --> 00:35:14,981
It's not bad.
560
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:19,061
Fucking stupid, though.
561
00:35:21,981 --> 00:35:23,581
Recommended dose, two.
562
00:35:25,181 --> 00:35:26,820
Fuck you, recommended dose.
563
00:35:35,621 --> 00:35:36,981
Fuck. No!
564
00:35:38,981 --> 00:35:39,860
Fuck.
565
00:35:43,661 --> 00:35:44,820
[sobs]
566
00:36:17,501 --> 00:36:21,741
-So, you've come to gloat then?
-Nah, not my style, to be honest.
567
00:36:21,820 --> 00:36:22,860
Totally your style.
568
00:36:25,261 --> 00:36:28,541
-Don't fuck this up.
-He lied to me.
569
00:36:28,621 --> 00:36:29,621
He worships you.
570
00:36:32,141 --> 00:36:34,661
I saw his face, Kel,
when you broke the news.
571
00:36:34,741 --> 00:36:39,061
Poor bastard didn't have a clue.
He thought they were dead too, you know.
572
00:36:39,141 --> 00:36:40,661
Why are you sticking up for him?
573
00:36:45,261 --> 00:36:46,340
Because I love you.
574
00:36:53,820 --> 00:36:54,780
Fuck's sake.
575
00:36:56,981 --> 00:36:59,221
-We can try again.
-You don't want that.
576
00:37:00,621 --> 00:37:02,300
You want to get fucked up...
577
00:37:04,501 --> 00:37:06,021
and ruin everything...
578
00:37:07,581 --> 00:37:09,340
like you always do.
579
00:37:12,340 --> 00:37:14,061
I thought you'd changed, you know.
580
00:37:14,141 --> 00:37:15,981
-Because of Marty.
-I have.
581
00:37:17,461 --> 00:37:19,141
Bollocks.
582
00:37:19,221 --> 00:37:20,741
No, I have.
583
00:37:22,061 --> 00:37:27,860
Tell you what, fuck it, let's do it.
Right here, next to the old memorial tree.
584
00:37:27,941 --> 00:37:30,181
That'll show everyone, won't it?
585
00:37:30,261 --> 00:37:31,101
All right.
586
00:37:33,061 --> 00:37:34,141
You've made your point.
587
00:37:37,701 --> 00:37:38,541
Good.
588
00:37:40,141 --> 00:37:42,061
Won't say no to a hand-job though.
589
00:37:53,941 --> 00:37:55,780
One in a million, your mam.
590
00:37:58,741 --> 00:38:00,461
One in a million.
591
00:38:06,621 --> 00:38:08,021
Hey, are you okay?
592
00:38:08,101 --> 00:38:10,701
I was just going to take
all the paracetamol at once. Overdose.
593
00:38:10,780 --> 00:38:14,501
Just finish it here and now.
I dropped them down the toilet.
594
00:38:14,581 --> 00:38:16,300
Clumsy twat, butterfingers!
595
00:38:16,380 --> 00:38:20,541
Wait, I was going to walk in your body,
selfish twat more like.
596
00:38:20,621 --> 00:38:23,981
You know why I used to burn things?
I wanted a measure of control,
597
00:38:24,061 --> 00:38:25,300
you know, to be responsible.
598
00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:30,461
But I was wrong because the world
is chaotic and unpredictable and stupid.
599
00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:34,421
-And that's why it's beautiful!
-All right, all right.
600
00:38:34,501 --> 00:38:37,141
When I saw the postie
get hit by the milk van, I thought...
601
00:38:37,221 --> 00:38:40,221
I thought it was a sign,
for me to move things forward,
602
00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:42,501
to make the most of time, but it wasn't.
603
00:38:42,581 --> 00:38:44,541
It was a sign to embrace the chaos.
604
00:38:44,621 --> 00:38:47,621
Mate, I'm pretty sure it was neither.
605
00:38:47,701 --> 00:38:51,541
Just one poor bastard getting hit
by another poor bastard.
606
00:38:51,621 --> 00:38:52,621
You know what?
607
00:38:53,981 --> 00:38:55,021
You're probably right.
608
00:39:00,501 --> 00:39:03,221
Marty? You still owe us
for the paracetamol.
609
00:39:05,981 --> 00:39:08,501
Wait. Fuck it, fuck it.
610
00:39:09,701 --> 00:39:12,820
Wedding present... on the house.
611
00:39:31,501 --> 00:39:32,501
Listen Marty--
612
00:39:39,101 --> 00:39:39,941
Give me your hand.
613
00:39:41,661 --> 00:39:43,380
I am not letting you get away from me.
614
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:47,340
I love you, Kelly, and you love me.
615
00:39:49,261 --> 00:39:50,661
And that's why your bag's packed?
616
00:39:52,261 --> 00:39:55,461
That's why you're going, right?
617
00:39:55,541 --> 00:39:59,780
My son could still be alive.
I have to find out what happened.
618
00:40:01,181 --> 00:40:02,581
Wrong finger.
619
00:40:02,661 --> 00:40:03,541
What?
620
00:40:05,261 --> 00:40:08,541
Engagement ring. You put it
on my right finger, right is wrong.
621
00:40:10,061 --> 00:40:10,901
Bollocks.
622
00:40:10,981 --> 00:40:13,981
-And, we've got the engagement party--
-I'll be back.
623
00:40:14,061 --> 00:40:16,101
Just wait one more day.
624
00:40:21,981 --> 00:40:24,141
I don't want you to go, Marty.
625
00:40:26,741 --> 00:40:29,101
I was so scared.
626
00:40:31,461 --> 00:40:33,820
Scared of being hurt by you.
627
00:40:37,380 --> 00:40:38,860
But I want it.
628
00:40:40,101 --> 00:40:44,340
-To be hurt, to be happy, to be--
-To be everything with you.
629
00:40:48,141 --> 00:40:49,941
I'll be back. You know that, right?
630
00:40:52,981 --> 00:40:56,380
It's a promise. I'll be back.
631
00:40:59,421 --> 00:41:01,141
[Marty cries]
632
00:41:16,421 --> 00:41:18,141
A little early for Halloween.
633
00:41:18,221 --> 00:41:20,181
I'm taking you to your engagement party.
634
00:41:20,261 --> 00:41:23,621
That's not going to happen.
If you think I'm going in there alone.
635
00:41:23,701 --> 00:41:28,101
Argh!
636
00:41:29,901 --> 00:41:32,860
That is what your self-pity
sounds like to me.
637
00:41:32,941 --> 00:41:34,300
Honest to God.
638
00:41:34,380 --> 00:41:37,141
That boy Marty loves you,
and you love him,
639
00:41:37,221 --> 00:41:41,461
and everyone here knows he would shift
heaven and earth to come back to you,
640
00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:46,501
and if that is not a cause
for celebration, I don't know what is.
641
00:42:01,421 --> 00:42:02,901
Don't let me get too drunk, eh?
642
00:42:07,501 --> 00:42:10,860
Thank Christ.
The thought of missing a free bar.
643
00:42:17,101 --> 00:42:18,860
I don't understand.
644
00:42:18,941 --> 00:42:21,981
I've got the gift. I got the warning.
645
00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:24,860
But poor Kelly and Marty
still got heart-broken.
646
00:42:24,941 --> 00:42:27,061
[dog] It weren't for them,
you daft cow.
647
00:42:27,141 --> 00:42:29,661
It was for the other couple.
You were meant to save them.
648
00:42:29,741 --> 00:42:31,061
What, the black ones?
649
00:42:31,141 --> 00:42:33,661
[dog] The good looking fellow
and his wife.
650
00:42:33,741 --> 00:42:37,701
No, Frank and Patty aren't a couple,
they just share a house.
651
00:42:37,780 --> 00:42:39,221
You silly dog.
652
00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:42,860
-[dog] You stupid cow.
-[barking in the distance]
653
00:42:42,941 --> 00:42:44,261
See you next year, love.
654
00:42:46,541 --> 00:42:49,101
[Marty] Depressing thought number 265.
655
00:42:50,421 --> 00:42:52,860
You might wait all your life
for that special person,
656
00:42:52,941 --> 00:42:59,061
but even if you do manage to find 'em,
they might be waiting for someone else.
657
00:43:01,380 --> 00:43:06,541
Two hundred and sixty six.
Good times don't last for ever.
658
00:43:06,621 --> 00:43:08,501
Friends don't stick around.
659
00:43:15,541 --> 00:43:18,461
At the end of the day,
you're in this alone.
660
00:43:23,141 --> 00:43:25,061
It's over.
661
00:43:25,141 --> 00:43:28,421
Don't worry, I told you, we just need
to be more careful that's all.
662
00:43:28,501 --> 00:43:32,181
No, Jamie. It's over.
663
00:43:32,261 --> 00:43:34,981
I thought I was hating
what I'd become, but no.
664
00:43:36,101 --> 00:43:40,380
It's like they say.
"It's not me, it's you."
665
00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:49,461
[Marty] You've been betrayed.
666
00:43:49,541 --> 00:43:53,181
Knife in the back
from those you thought you could trust.
667
00:43:54,581 --> 00:44:00,900
["Winter" playing]
♪ Well, baby, sometimes I wanna ♪
668
00:44:02,141 --> 00:44:05,501
♪ Keep you warm and sometimes I wanna... ♪
669
00:44:05,581 --> 00:44:08,501
[Marty] Depressing thought number 267.
670
00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:12,661
Everything you know is wrong.
671
00:44:14,981 --> 00:44:15,981
But you know what?
672
00:44:17,701 --> 00:44:18,581
Fuck 'em.
673
00:44:20,021 --> 00:44:21,941
Fuck all those bad thoughts.
674
00:44:23,101 --> 00:44:25,581
Because this...
675
00:44:25,661 --> 00:44:27,941
This is happy thought number one.
676
00:44:31,141 --> 00:44:32,501
I will be back.
677
00:44:59,061 --> 00:45:03,741
If I go to jail, it won't be
for renewable energy, the fucking shame.
678
00:45:03,820 --> 00:45:06,701
[Jackson] Basic economics. People won't
pay for stuff they can get for free.
679
00:45:06,780 --> 00:45:09,981
How was I supposed to know
we'd get done over by a priest?
680
00:45:10,061 --> 00:45:12,900
You valued the business at nothing,
so now we have nothing!
681
00:45:12,981 --> 00:45:16,741
I didn't have chance to spit or swallow.
There's fuck all there.
682
00:45:16,820 --> 00:45:17,741
I've got no spunk.
683
00:45:17,820 --> 00:45:19,541
It's not an uncommon problem.
684
00:45:19,621 --> 00:45:22,941
[Kelly] Twenty-six people you stole from.
That's the ones we know about.
685
00:45:23,021 --> 00:45:25,981
Your secret's safe if it stops here.
686
00:45:26,061 --> 00:45:27,501
[theme music]
687
00:46:06,061 --> 00:46:09,780
Okay, let's get the boundaries set
once and for all.
688
00:46:09,860 --> 00:46:13,061
Things you can and cannot say
about my mum.
689
00:46:13,141 --> 00:46:15,221
-She's got a nice smile.
-Mm...
690
00:46:16,621 --> 00:46:20,300
[groans]
Seriously? Her smile?
691
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:23,181
-She's got nice eyes.
-Ah!
692
00:46:23,261 --> 00:46:26,101
Freaking heck!
It's like I can't say anything.
693
00:46:26,181 --> 00:46:29,181
Good. Now we're clear.
694
00:46:29,261 --> 00:46:30,340
Are you not going to hit me?
695
00:46:38,141 --> 00:46:42,221
-Ah! Ah...
-It's your face, I couldn't help it.
696
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:44,860
[Billy] Just leave me alone!
[whimpers]
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