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[tapping]
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Anyone watching thinking we know fuck all
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about knowing fuck all about owt,
needs to watch their backs! Oh!
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So you've had your Labour, reclassifying
skunk, sending prices sky-high.
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Literally, literally, taking the grass
from its own roots.
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And now you've got your Con-Dem-Nation.
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know,
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester,
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and they charge us for water?
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green and pleasant land
in ancient time.
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Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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-This is our England now!
-[cheering]
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Party!
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[theme music]
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["Angel" playing]
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♪ You ♪
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♪ Are my angel ♪
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[Micky] When I was little,
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my mam used to say:
"If someone hurt you, hurt 'em back."
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An eye for an eye.
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Tooth for a tooth.
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She said we'd be okay doing that,
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because wherever we went in the world,
whatever we did,
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there'd be an angel watching over us.
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♪ Her eyes... ♪
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Well, I don't know
about anyone else's angel,
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but I've always thought mine must be,
like, a psycho knobhead one,
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you know, getting off on me
doing the wrong thing.
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And I'll tell you this for nothing.
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It does my fucking head in.
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[woman gasping] Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah!
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[loud music playing]
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[laughter]
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Spock!
[laughs]
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Have you seriously no shame, you?
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Using pictures of your baby
to get into the knickers
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-of some unsuspecting slapper?
-[laughter]
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Fuck off! I'm not trying
to get into anyone's knickers.
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Unlike yous lot, I'm not desperate and sad
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and with bollocks like space hoppers
due to under-use.
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-Hey, I'm not desperate.
-I fucking am.
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Got blisters, mate.
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I shagged your mam
before we come out, so I'm sorted.
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You don't "shag" my mam.
You make love to her.
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Stop it! Stop talking! What you doing?
Why would you speak about that?
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Tell me again,
why we can't fucking kill him?
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[music playing]
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-I think I'm in love.
-Where?
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Come on. Power in numbers.
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Ah!
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Do you work,
or are you a student, or what?
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Cheeky bastard. Do I look like a student?
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Smell like one.
[laughs]
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Going for a tom tit.
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-If you must know, I'm a serial killer.
-Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, I've murdered shitloads of people,
haven't I, Jade?
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-Buried them beneath the patio.
-Huge patio.
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Skin them alive, making a suit
out of my victims' flesh.
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-Yeah, I've heard of that. It's kinky.
-The suit's not for me.
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It's for my dog.
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So we can go out, like two mates,
instead of me and woman's best friend.
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-Right, so you like dogs?
-Just Dalmatians.
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Cruella de Vil thing.
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You are the weirdest person
I have ever met.
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[laughs]
Well, I certainly fucking hope so.
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[loud dance music playing]
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Put it away. I've just had my dinner.
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-What did you have?
-Move!
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Don't say I never give you nothing.
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Oh, God, sorry. That was work.
I've got to shoot. I'm on call.
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Are you a doctor?
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[laughs]
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Do you think they'd let me loose
with a stethoscope and nowhere decent
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to warm my hands?
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I'm a warden at some retirement flats.
Black Briar Court.
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-Do you know it?
-Old folks' home?
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I've got to go back.
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You can come if you like.
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We could carry on the party there.
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Yeah, I do like. Give me two minutes.
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[distant gasping]
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[gasping] Oh, yeah!
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Got a light, mate?
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Got a spare cig and all?
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You got anywhere to go?
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[Chesney] I don't care how wrecked she is.
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As long as she can say
"oh, yes, Chesney, thank you, Chesney".
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Don't expect to lay eyes on me
until the morning.
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I'm about to get fucking beastly
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with the most beautiful girl
in Manchester.
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Yeah, where is she, you fucking hound?
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-I can't see... She must...
-No, not the spaz?
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Fuck off! Must have bolted.
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Right, I'd better...
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Argh! Fuck!
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Do you want a Viagra?
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I never go anywhere
without my little bits.
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There's no rush, is there?
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You're the boss.
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[Micky] Oh, must be my guilty
Catholic conscience.
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Just so you know,
I'm an aggressive power bottom.
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-But I will switch for the right fella.
-Outside... now.
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Can't we just do it in the...
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Oh!
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[grunts]
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[siren wailing]
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Hold on in there, mate. Hold on in there.
You'll be all right.
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Hold on in there, mate. Hold on in there.
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Shit!
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[flatline tone]
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[wings flutter]
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-[wings flutter]
-[laughs]
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Ew...
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Do you always laugh like that?
Only it's really fucking annoying.
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Go on.
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Die. It'd be hilarious.
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You can't say that.
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You're... my guardian.
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What have you got to go back to?
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-My life.
-[angel] Is that what you'd call it?
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Scared of your own shadow before all this.
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What are you going to be like now?
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-I'm not scared.
-Grab life with both hands, did you?
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Eh?
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The little sperm that could?
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You've an apology for a life.
An anti-life.
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And I'm your anti-angel.
Say hello to your anti.
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[laughing]
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Fuck off!
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[Mimi] He's opened his eyes.
Thank Jesus, Joseph and Mary!
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-He's going to be all right.
-[Billy] Might be even better.
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A bang on the head,
new and improved version.
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-[monitor beeping]
-What?
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Who done this to you, Micky?
Who was it, lad?
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-Just let him get his bearings, Mimi.
-She's upset.
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We're all upset.
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What happened, mate? One minute
you were there, and the next you just--
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Yeah, a bit of a downer, to be honest.
Shaping up to be a cracking night as well.
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[Micky] I can't...
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I can't remember.
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-What's up with me?
-Concussion. Bruised ribs.
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-You could be brain-damaged.
-Don't fucking say it. I'm warning you.
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-He's my baby.
-They left you for dead, kid.
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What the fuck were you doing out
in the middle of nowhere, anyway?
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[monitor beeping]
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I wish I could remember. Really.
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It's all a bit foggy.
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When it does come back,
let us know. We'll take care of it.
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I know what you're thinking.
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You went to bed with Rihanna
and woke up with a fat pig from Crumpsall.
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I wasn't thinking...
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-You're not fat.
-[laughs]
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Fuck off.
I'm just messing with your head, pal.
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I'm only in it for the sex,
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and I bagged myself a blond. Score.
[chuckles]
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Shut the door on your way out, yeah?
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What, I'm in Crumpsall?
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["These Boots Are Made For Walking"
playing]
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♪ You keep saying
You've got something for me ♪
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-All right, gorgeous?
-Step aside, boys.
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Show us your tits
and we'll think about it.
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Where you heading? Keep you company.
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-Do you think?
-I know. I know what I'd do to you.
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Show her some respect, lads.
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All right.
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Let's do it right here, then.
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Who's first?
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♪ And that's just what they'll do ♪
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♪ One of these days these boots
Are gonna walk all over you ♪
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♪ Start walking ♪
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[siren wailing]
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[pants]
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Fuck.
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[Chesney] Well, there he is.
Dirty stop-out.
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Fuck off.
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Who was it, then?
That bird in the wheelie?
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Yeah, right!
I shag cripples, that's what I'm into.
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Fuck. Patty, I didn't mean anything by it.
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Don't apologise to me.
I hate the moaning bastards.
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Don't knock the raspberries. Some of
my best customers are the paralytics.
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Wait. How can you hate them,
when you're in that?
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[Patty] I wasn't born like this.
I had an accident. It's different.
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Tragedy befell me.
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[Carl] Anyway, it was a girl
in the taxi queue. Not Clem.
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Ooh, Clem, is it?
Comes with her own WD-40.
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Have you looked in the mirror lately?
You're no fucking oil painting, mate.
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It's not the fish. It's me.
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-Say it!
-Fuck off.
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-Admit it!
-I'll admit I shagged your sister.
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-[Olly] Makes two of us.
-Easy!
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[phone beeps]
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Ha! Filth.
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[laughs]
Look at that.
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I never text.
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It's... prehistoric.
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Nah. Need a clear head.
Got an essay to write later.
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Yeah, you run along now, schoolie.
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I don't give a shit about the essay, but
if I don't submit it, I get a detention.
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It's detention. Who cares?
School's school, isn't it?
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-Get a detention, you get a detention.
-Shut up!
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-What are you at school for anyway?
-I don't know.
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Work hard so you can spend
your life tied to a desk?
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Not me, man. No. I'm a free spirit.
As soon as I'm 18, I'm out of here.
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Work the cruise ships, see the world.
Med, Caribbean.
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["She Is A Burglar" playing]
♪ She's a burglar ♪
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♪ She broke into my mind ♪
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♪ She's a burglar ♪
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♪ She took everything she could find ♪
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♪ She looked into my eyes ♪
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♪ They came out from the socket ♪
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♪ And just like that my heart was gone ♪
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♪ She put it in her pocket ♪
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-Mum, I can walk. Will you back off?
-I'm trying to help you.
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Look, you're hurting my ribs!
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We're all here for you, Micky love.
I want yous lot to spoil him rotten.
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He's had a big shock.
Whatever he wants, we give to him.
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[Jamie] That's not ticking, is it?
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It smells of strawberries.
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Somebody's been using my washing machine.
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-Someone's been sat in our chairs.
-Someone's been eating my porridge.
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All right, breakfast. It's just breakfast.
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Here comes Goldilocks.
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[sensual music playing]
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Hiya, lads.
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Hi, Auntie Mimi.
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Thanks for bringing my case in, boys.
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[all] Auntie?
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-Nice gaff.
-Relative to what?
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Look, I'm sorry.
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-No sweat.
-Seriously, I was out of line.
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Do you think you're the first dick
I've met? I'm a big girl.
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Fair enough. I deserve that.
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You didn't exactly declare your hand,
though, did you?
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What?
243
00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:34,900
It never occurred to you that the chair
might come as a bit of a surprise?
244
00:17:34,981 --> 00:17:36,701
Yeah, yeah, that's what I do,
245
00:17:36,781 --> 00:17:40,900
I lure men in with my able-bodied ruse,
so as they can humiliate themselves.
246
00:17:40,981 --> 00:17:44,381
That's a good night out for me, that.
How I like to spend my time.
247
00:17:50,981 --> 00:17:52,141
I'm not fooled, you know.
248
00:17:53,701 --> 00:17:54,621
You like me.
249
00:17:57,581 --> 00:18:00,420
Right, I'm off.
Nice to see you again, Ruby.
250
00:18:00,501 --> 00:18:02,861
You're looking all grown up.
251
00:18:02,940 --> 00:18:05,821
Eyes to the front.
Roll your tongues back in, lads.
252
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:08,341
Take care of your brother.
253
00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:15,900
-I am really sorry.
-That's okay.
254
00:18:15,981 --> 00:18:20,021
God gave you your talents,
and you use them to your advantage.
255
00:18:20,101 --> 00:18:23,781
-Just don't take the piss.
-I really did need to use the machine.
256
00:18:23,861 --> 00:18:26,101
My stuff was manky
when I came through the window.
257
00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:30,101
That's what I mean about taking advantage.
258
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:35,021
Break into my house again,
I'll have your tits for ashtrays.
259
00:18:36,261 --> 00:18:37,700
Understood.
260
00:18:40,221 --> 00:18:41,700
How's your mum, then?
261
00:18:41,781 --> 00:18:43,261
She still hates you.
262
00:18:43,341 --> 00:18:44,660
No change there, then.
263
00:18:46,461 --> 00:18:49,141
Yeah, but why's it illegal?
Fair enough, no-one wants babies
264
00:18:49,221 --> 00:18:51,861
with eight fingers on each hand.
But fuck it, if you wear a condom.
265
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,221
She's your first cousin.
266
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,781
We've only got her word for that.
267
00:18:58,101 --> 00:18:59,621
We've not seen her in ten years.
268
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:02,061
You should get a DNA test done.
269
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,381
I mean, it's hard to believe
she's the same species as you lot,
270
00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:06,420
let alone family.
271
00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:23,781
-Get to fuck.
-[mimics him]
272
00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:32,141
Okay, a blow job from a cousin.
Now, that has got to be legal.
273
00:19:32,221 --> 00:19:33,541
How they going to test for that?
274
00:19:35,821 --> 00:19:36,861
She ain't my cousin.
275
00:19:41,101 --> 00:19:43,180
But I'm your stepson.
276
00:19:43,261 --> 00:19:46,700
Dad, please do not shag my cousin.
277
00:19:48,341 --> 00:19:51,501
[Micky] I'm not scared of you, right?
So why don't you just fuck off?
278
00:19:56,581 --> 00:19:59,741
-Who are you talking to?
-No one. I'm...
279
00:19:59,821 --> 00:20:02,501
I'm just doing my exercises for my lungs.
280
00:20:02,581 --> 00:20:04,061
[Billy] Have you gone fucking mental?
281
00:20:09,581 --> 00:20:12,461
There's still lots of places
never been mapped, you know.
282
00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:17,581
Indonesia, Papua New Guinea,
and, and stuff. Thousands of islands.
283
00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:19,541
Don't you need degrees for that, though?
284
00:20:20,821 --> 00:20:22,861
This is all I need.
285
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:26,180
Pieces of paper and, and diplomas
make no difference.
286
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:30,700
What's she called?
287
00:20:30,781 --> 00:20:32,061
-Who?
-The bird you're looking at.
288
00:20:32,141 --> 00:20:33,821
Who gives a shit about her name?
289
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,581
Aidan reads it for the articles.
290
00:20:43,061 --> 00:20:44,581
What is it, though? What's her name?
291
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,261
Read it yourself
if it matters that much to you.
292
00:20:47,341 --> 00:20:49,541
Do I look like a fucking slave?
293
00:20:49,621 --> 00:20:50,541
-Do I?
-No.
294
00:21:02,381 --> 00:21:03,261
Was it a gay thing?
295
00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:07,501
I can say it louder if you like.
296
00:21:07,581 --> 00:21:10,021
It's my own fault.
It was me what went there.
297
00:21:10,101 --> 00:21:12,061
What, painted a target
on your head, did you?
298
00:21:16,101 --> 00:21:17,581
[Carl] Mate, I'd help out, but...
299
00:21:20,581 --> 00:21:23,581
I fuck strangers
in alleyways and cars. This...
300
00:21:25,061 --> 00:21:26,660
It's an occupational hazard.
301
00:21:26,741 --> 00:21:29,021
Mate, I fuck strangers
in alleyways and cars.
302
00:21:29,101 --> 00:21:30,940
Never had my head caved in for my trouble.
303
00:21:31,021 --> 00:21:32,940
-It's different.
-Well, it shouldn't be.
304
00:21:35,501 --> 00:21:37,581
You can't let this rattle you.
305
00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:39,261
No. Clearly.
306
00:21:40,741 --> 00:21:44,180
Need to get out,
let no cunt intimidate you. Be a man.
307
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:45,940
-I am a man.
-Well, do it, then.
308
00:22:08,341 --> 00:22:13,021
[train chuffing]
309
00:22:20,101 --> 00:22:21,021
Oh! Fuck!
310
00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:24,341
I'm sorry, mate.
311
00:22:26,741 --> 00:22:28,460
Sorry.
312
00:22:28,541 --> 00:22:29,781
Fucking virgin!
313
00:22:30,981 --> 00:22:33,821
He still says it's amnesia.
Ambulance picked him up in Gorton.
314
00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:35,460
-[Shane] So?
-[Jamie] So, who runs Gorton?
315
00:22:35,541 --> 00:22:36,621
Felix Dennehy.
316
00:22:37,741 --> 00:22:39,021
If Felix would've went for him,
317
00:22:39,101 --> 00:22:41,381
he wouldn't have left the job
half done, would he?
318
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:44,741
[Jamie] We have to hit somebody.
We can't be seen to do nothing.
319
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:45,660
Besides...
320
00:22:47,541 --> 00:22:49,501
the Dennehys
have been getting a bit previous.
321
00:22:49,581 --> 00:22:52,021
-[Shane] How hard?
-Think I might need to tape it down, lads.
322
00:22:52,101 --> 00:22:55,261
How hard do we hit Big Felix?
323
00:22:57,621 --> 00:22:58,900
Random door in Gorton.
324
00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:00,900
Not important.
325
00:23:08,981 --> 00:23:10,621
-All right, Ruby?
-Billy.
326
00:23:12,501 --> 00:23:13,981
Uncle Billy.
327
00:23:15,141 --> 00:23:20,821
Step-uncle, if you like.
You going running? I'm quite fit myself.
328
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,381
That's a fair assessment.
329
00:23:24,021 --> 00:23:25,341
-You know me and Mimi?
-Yeah.
330
00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:28,101
-We're quite relaxed about stuff.
-Oh.
331
00:23:29,301 --> 00:23:31,621
Well, I will bear that in mind.
332
00:23:39,061 --> 00:23:42,660
-Don't shit on your own doorstep, Billy.
-[Shane mouths]
333
00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:53,781
-Enjoy your detention?
-No.
334
00:23:53,861 --> 00:23:56,221
Next time, hand in your homework.
335
00:23:56,301 --> 00:23:58,381
-Can I ask you a question, Miss?
-Mm-hm.
336
00:23:58,460 --> 00:24:02,781
I've got a mate who can't read.
An adult. Well, I mean, older boy.
337
00:24:02,861 --> 00:24:04,021
There are evening classes,
338
00:24:04,101 --> 00:24:07,101
-day classes at college, too.
-[Aidan] He's not really a joiner.
339
00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:08,900
I think he's embarrassed about it.
340
00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:11,861
You're not remotely as dumb
as you try to get away with, are you?
341
00:24:13,061 --> 00:24:15,581
[Aidan] He wants to travel. Work on ships.
342
00:24:17,180 --> 00:24:19,981
Your friend needs to get over
the embarrassment and deal with it,
343
00:24:20,061 --> 00:24:22,341
or his life chances will be limited.
344
00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:23,940
You need qualifications.
345
00:24:26,781 --> 00:24:31,861
Your mate. Frasier Kane. That boy has
more than just literacy problems, Croker.
346
00:24:31,940 --> 00:24:34,741
Why won't you give anybody a chance?
He's the smartest guy I know.
347
00:24:34,821 --> 00:24:36,301
I seriously doubt that.
348
00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:38,981
Thanks for the advice.
349
00:24:47,101 --> 00:24:48,900
Heaton.
350
00:24:48,981 --> 00:24:51,541
She always were a frustrated cow.
351
00:24:51,621 --> 00:24:52,581
Hated me.
352
00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:00,501
[man] All right, sexy?
353
00:25:00,581 --> 00:25:02,861
♪ You've got to tease your man ♪
354
00:25:02,940 --> 00:25:04,381
[wolf-whistle]
355
00:25:05,781 --> 00:25:08,741
♪ You've got to please your man ♪
356
00:25:12,101 --> 00:25:15,261
Is that her? Clever girl.
357
00:25:15,341 --> 00:25:17,821
And the rest.
That one'll never starve, I tell you.
358
00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:19,821
Thinks she can conquer the world,
that one.
359
00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:23,501
-Didn't you at that age?
-I was practising blow jobs on bananas.
360
00:25:24,861 --> 00:25:26,900
I thought it was the best way
to a man's heart.
361
00:25:26,981 --> 00:25:27,821
[chuckles]
362
00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:29,141
She's had it hard, the kid.
363
00:25:29,220 --> 00:25:33,420
When our Kenny died and her ma brought
her back from Australia to Glasgow,
364
00:25:33,501 --> 00:25:35,900
didn't tell a fucking soul,
cut her off from the family.
365
00:25:35,981 --> 00:25:37,581
Is she Scots, then?
366
00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:40,501
Only by misfortune.
Scouse by paternal line.
367
00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:41,781
And what brings her here?
368
00:25:41,861 --> 00:25:44,501
I've asked her half a dozen times.
Still haven't got a clue.
369
00:25:57,741 --> 00:25:58,861
[Micky] Got a light, mate?
370
00:26:05,741 --> 00:26:07,420
Outside... now.
371
00:26:13,581 --> 00:26:15,021
You can't let this rattle you.
372
00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:18,900
Ah!
373
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:28,501
-Can I take that?
-You can get a cab closer.
374
00:26:28,581 --> 00:26:30,460
It's got to be this one.
375
00:26:30,541 --> 00:26:33,420
Just for argument's sake,
say you did shag a bird in a wheelie.
376
00:26:35,101 --> 00:26:36,101
In a, in a wheelchair.
377
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:39,220
Wouldn't it hurt?
378
00:26:39,301 --> 00:26:42,621
Maybe, if you let the brakes off.
[chuckles]
379
00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:47,700
Nah, not me, her. I mean,
I'd be scared of breaking something.
380
00:26:47,781 --> 00:26:49,420
Hurting her.
381
00:26:49,501 --> 00:26:52,261
-She wouldn't be able to feel nothing.
-That's a misconception.
382
00:26:52,341 --> 00:26:55,660
In fact, for some of us,
sensation is heightened.
383
00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:57,180
Considerably heightened.
384
00:27:04,220 --> 00:27:05,141
Clem?
385
00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:08,220
Clementine!
386
00:27:10,381 --> 00:27:11,341
Clem!
387
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:24,861
There's two Rs in "sorry".
388
00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:28,141
I'm not a complete idiot.
Weren't enough bricks.
389
00:27:31,501 --> 00:27:34,101
I am. Really.
390
00:27:36,981 --> 00:27:37,821
Wait there.
391
00:27:50,981 --> 00:27:52,700
You robbed those from someone's garden.
392
00:27:52,781 --> 00:27:55,460
"Liberated" is the word
you're looking for.
393
00:27:56,501 --> 00:27:58,101
Look, you're forgiven, all right?
394
00:27:58,180 --> 00:28:00,861
Go on about your business
with a clear conscience.
395
00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:03,660
You're not a dick,
just another regular lad.
396
00:28:05,061 --> 00:28:09,420
If I let stuff like that bother me,
I'd really be up shit creek, wouldn't I?
397
00:28:19,180 --> 00:28:23,061
I don't want to be just another lad.
I want to be your lad.
398
00:28:23,141 --> 00:28:25,341
No means no, Carl.
399
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:45,141
-Am I a man?
-Yep. My turn. Am I in a band?
400
00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:47,021
-No.
-Wayne Rooney.
401
00:28:47,101 --> 00:28:50,341
No way! Fuck off!
How did you just guess that?
402
00:28:50,420 --> 00:28:53,420
Because you're a bloke
and I thought like a bloke.
403
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,980
I'm sitting here
with these largely on display,
404
00:28:57,061 --> 00:28:59,821
so I'm gonna assume you're
not thinking about other women.
405
00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:02,261
Which leaves music and football,
and you said he wasn't in a band.
406
00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:04,101
Yeah, but it's... It's still a leap.
407
00:29:04,180 --> 00:29:06,180
-You're a Blue, right?
-Mm-hm.
408
00:29:06,261 --> 00:29:08,141
Except you think you're sneaky,
409
00:29:08,220 --> 00:29:10,861
so you try and double-bluff me
and pick a Red.
410
00:29:10,940 --> 00:29:13,341
But if you're going to pick a Red,
you're going to pick an ugly one,
411
00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:15,581
-cos you hate them that much.
-You are good.
412
00:29:15,660 --> 00:29:18,261
And significantly better off
than when I came in.
413
00:29:19,861 --> 00:29:21,021
Thanks.
414
00:29:23,021 --> 00:29:25,781
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You can't use made-up names.
415
00:29:26,980 --> 00:29:30,581
-Yeah. Hiya.
-Hey.
416
00:29:34,501 --> 00:29:35,541
Behave yourself.
417
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:43,141
If you could just retrieve my car
and deliver it to my home...
418
00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:44,861
[running footsteps]
419
00:29:47,301 --> 00:29:48,460
It's her, isn't it?
420
00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:52,900
Miss Heaton, detention queen.
421
00:29:52,980 --> 00:29:55,021
Get out of my way.
422
00:29:55,101 --> 00:29:56,900
We're not in school now.
423
00:29:56,980 --> 00:29:59,861
-Excuse me.
-I don't think so.
424
00:29:59,940 --> 00:30:04,101
-You never liked me.
-You weren't a very likable boy.
425
00:30:04,180 --> 00:30:06,900
-I see not much has changed.
-[Frasier] Watch your mouth!
426
00:30:06,980 --> 00:30:08,900
You can't hide
behind your desk now, you bitch.
427
00:30:11,180 --> 00:30:14,341
You're not... You're not a stupid boy.
428
00:30:18,541 --> 00:30:21,501
There are programmes
where you can learn to read.
429
00:30:21,581 --> 00:30:23,940
-You can't read?
-I'm not a stupid boy!
430
00:30:24,021 --> 00:30:25,141
I'm not a boy!
431
00:30:27,101 --> 00:30:28,541
-Would you like to see?
-Mm-hm.
432
00:30:28,621 --> 00:30:30,861
Sh! Sh.
433
00:30:30,940 --> 00:30:33,180
-Stop it.
-Sh...
434
00:30:33,261 --> 00:30:35,741
Let's see how smart you are
with a real man up you.
435
00:30:35,821 --> 00:30:37,420
[screaming] Get off me!
436
00:30:37,501 --> 00:30:39,940
-Frasier!
-Boys, help me, please!
437
00:30:40,021 --> 00:30:40,861
Frasier!
438
00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:41,980
-Boys!
-Shut the fuck up!
439
00:30:42,061 --> 00:30:44,301
I'll deal with you later.
440
00:30:44,381 --> 00:30:48,621
-[Heaton screams]
-[Frasier] Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
441
00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:50,781
[Frasier] Sh! Sh! Sh!
442
00:31:12,821 --> 00:31:15,341
[keypad beeping]
443
00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:19,101
[phone ringing]
444
00:31:20,621 --> 00:31:23,101
-[woman] Black Panther Cabs?
-[Micky] Yeah. I need a taxi.
445
00:31:23,180 --> 00:31:26,621
-Where's it picking up from, please?
-Just outside your office.
446
00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:28,821
All our drivers here are on their breaks.
447
00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:31,021
What about the guy
in the black Vectra outside?
448
00:31:32,301 --> 00:31:33,581
He's not available.
449
00:31:37,341 --> 00:31:39,501
Right, no worries.
I'll just call another company.
450
00:31:41,460 --> 00:31:42,660
He'll be right out.
451
00:32:20,261 --> 00:32:22,301
-[Gavin] Where to?
-[Micky] Rusholme.
452
00:32:22,381 --> 00:32:25,061
[man speaking on the radio]
453
00:32:39,220 --> 00:32:42,180
Lot of rubbish on these streets.
454
00:32:42,261 --> 00:32:44,621
I don't mind the blacks.
They've settled down.
455
00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:48,061
-[distant siren blaring]
-It's the Pakis I've got a problem with.
456
00:32:48,141 --> 00:32:49,740
Our streets,
457
00:32:50,781 --> 00:32:53,261
our neighbourhoods, infiltrating us.
458
00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:59,301
Then what? Semtex in their rucksacks.
459
00:32:59,381 --> 00:33:01,381
That's what this pays for, you know.
460
00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:03,220
Fucking council tax.
461
00:33:03,301 --> 00:33:08,460
It all goes on them. Furnished flats,
kitchens, legal appeals.
462
00:33:08,541 --> 00:33:11,660
And don't get me started
on the crackheads, the whores.
463
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:13,061
The diseased.
464
00:33:15,180 --> 00:33:16,301
Queers.
465
00:33:20,261 --> 00:33:22,341
Go on, then. Do it.
466
00:33:24,341 --> 00:33:27,781
Do it, you cowardly piece of shit.
467
00:33:27,861 --> 00:33:31,061
And if you can't do him, do yourself.
468
00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:38,381
-What's the matter with you?
-Stop it.
469
00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:41,900
A lot of rubbish needing swept away,
don't you think?
470
00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:43,501
[honks]
471
00:33:43,581 --> 00:33:46,940
-Do it.
-Stop here! Please.
472
00:34:14,141 --> 00:34:15,780
You all right?
473
00:34:17,740 --> 00:34:18,581
[barks]
474
00:34:18,660 --> 00:34:19,941
[Carl laughs]
475
00:34:31,981 --> 00:34:36,260
A horse enters a pub and the barman goes:
"What the fuck's wrong with you?"
476
00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:38,581
-Mind your own fucking business.
-Whoa.
477
00:34:41,340 --> 00:34:45,501
I think you'll find I was here first.
You invaded my drinking area.
478
00:34:45,581 --> 00:34:48,141
Look, fundamental principle,
around this stool, right,
479
00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:51,461
this is my personal drinking space.
480
00:34:51,541 --> 00:34:54,101
You've got the rest of the known universe
to be fucking grumpy.
481
00:34:54,180 --> 00:34:55,101
I'm sorry.
482
00:34:57,021 --> 00:34:59,141
I've had a rough couple of days,
you know. The...
483
00:35:00,780 --> 00:35:03,021
[sighs]
Yeah, well...
484
00:35:06,780 --> 00:35:08,581
Well, a problem shared.
485
00:35:11,581 --> 00:35:15,421
I think God's got it in for me.
I can't do right for doing wrong.
486
00:35:16,701 --> 00:35:20,860
How confused are you?
There is no right, there's no wrong.
487
00:35:20,941 --> 00:35:23,901
There is no God. Sorted.
488
00:35:23,981 --> 00:35:26,820
Any gratuities gratefully received.
489
00:35:26,901 --> 00:35:29,381
Maybe. No, no right, no wrong.
490
00:35:30,621 --> 00:35:33,221
But I'm the one
carrying the scars, aren't I?
491
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,661
It's not accidental, is it?
492
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:40,181
Was it the good Lord Herself
who swung a tyre iron at your bonce?
493
00:35:40,261 --> 00:35:42,021
I think not.
494
00:35:42,101 --> 00:35:44,021
You see,
I have read Her instruction manual
495
00:35:44,101 --> 00:35:49,300
and one of the very few pearls
it offers us is "an eye for an eye".
496
00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:52,541
Fuck all that touchy-feely
New Testament shit,
497
00:35:52,621 --> 00:35:54,981
fucking lentil-eaters' manifesto.
498
00:35:55,061 --> 00:35:58,501
Someone smites you,
you smite them right back.
499
00:35:58,581 --> 00:35:59,901
[Micky] What's that going to solve?
500
00:35:59,981 --> 00:36:02,981
Well, if you're standing up
for your people, a lot.
501
00:36:04,261 --> 00:36:06,101
["Faith" playing]
502
00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:09,141
Standing up for my people.
503
00:36:14,780 --> 00:36:17,300
♪ Well, I guess it would be nice ♪
504
00:36:17,381 --> 00:36:21,901
My people bring
artistic pleasure to millions.
505
00:36:21,981 --> 00:36:23,381
The Maguires?
506
00:36:24,621 --> 00:36:27,381
Oh, yeah. Can't you tell?
507
00:36:27,461 --> 00:36:29,741
♪ Before I give my heart away ♪
508
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:34,300
♪ And I know all the games you play
Because I play them too ♪
509
00:36:34,381 --> 00:36:36,941
♪ Cos I gotta have faith ♪
510
00:36:37,021 --> 00:36:39,461
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
511
00:36:39,541 --> 00:36:41,981
♪ Because I've got to have
Faith, faith, faith ♪
512
00:36:42,061 --> 00:36:45,021
♪ I've got to have faith, faith, faith ♪
513
00:36:55,061 --> 00:36:56,661
[car door opens]
514
00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:10,380
[Frasier] Where the fuck have you been?
515
00:37:13,340 --> 00:37:15,421
You got something to say to me?
516
00:37:15,501 --> 00:37:17,741
-No.
-Well...
517
00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:19,340
get with the programme then, champ.
518
00:37:22,860 --> 00:37:24,421
I'm not going to be around for a while.
519
00:37:25,820 --> 00:37:28,181
[distant police siren]
520
00:37:29,621 --> 00:37:31,421
-Where are you going?
-Let him go.
521
00:37:31,501 --> 00:37:34,021
Aidan, you'd better not talk to anybody.
522
00:37:41,780 --> 00:37:45,701
[Mimi] If you've got it, flaunt it.
Fair enough. But be responsible with it.
523
00:37:45,780 --> 00:37:47,421
[Ruby] I am responsible.
524
00:37:47,501 --> 00:37:50,101
I was young once myself, you know.
525
00:37:50,181 --> 00:37:52,380
Men might button up the back, but I don't.
526
00:37:54,061 --> 00:37:56,661
Why are you here, kid? And no bullshit.
527
00:37:59,261 --> 00:38:00,141
My mum threw me out.
528
00:38:00,221 --> 00:38:02,101
If I call her,
she'll confirm that, will she?
529
00:38:02,181 --> 00:38:03,541
I thought you couldn't stand her.
530
00:38:03,621 --> 00:38:06,701
I hope she dies a long, slow death.
I'll still call her, though.
531
00:38:06,780 --> 00:38:08,661
I'll get my stuff.
532
00:38:08,741 --> 00:38:11,860
Don't be stupid.
You can stay as long as you like.
533
00:38:11,941 --> 00:38:14,661
I owe that to your dad at least,
God rest his soul.
534
00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:19,981
Your business is your business.
And I won't ask again.
535
00:38:25,981 --> 00:38:28,661
Don't seduce all the lads
at one time, though, eh?
536
00:38:30,701 --> 00:38:33,141
♪ Come on, baby ♪
537
00:38:33,221 --> 00:38:34,261
Look at this shit!
538
00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:37,221
♪ You're going to like it
Once you get a taste ♪
539
00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:39,581
♪ I got a feeling in my heart ♪
540
00:38:39,661 --> 00:38:41,340
-[dog barking]
-[Carl barks]
541
00:38:41,421 --> 00:38:45,661
♪ Something good is about to start
And that's a hot dog ♪
542
00:38:45,741 --> 00:38:50,780
♪ Hot dog, watch me eat a hot dog ♪
543
00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:54,021
♪ Hot dog, hot dog ♪
544
00:38:54,101 --> 00:38:56,421
♪ Come on, let's do the hot dog ♪
545
00:38:57,501 --> 00:39:00,621
♪ E-A-T! H-O-T! D-O-G! Hot dog! ♪
546
00:39:03,741 --> 00:39:05,461
What is it you want from me, Carl?
547
00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:10,581
[clears throat]
I don't know.
548
00:39:11,701 --> 00:39:12,820
You're stalking a girl...
549
00:39:14,021 --> 00:39:16,621
dressed like a dog,
and you don't know what you want?
550
00:39:18,541 --> 00:39:20,581
Not exactly a man with a plan, are you?
551
00:39:21,741 --> 00:39:22,661
I want to be with you.
552
00:39:23,741 --> 00:39:27,300
-After one conversation in a club?
-They say it can happen at first sight.
553
00:39:36,101 --> 00:39:37,300
Shall I tell you what I think?
554
00:39:40,261 --> 00:39:43,860
I want to strap you onto me
and fuck you till your eyes water.
555
00:39:46,221 --> 00:39:48,141
Shall I take the costume off first?
556
00:39:48,221 --> 00:39:49,541
[chuckles]
557
00:39:53,221 --> 00:39:57,261
["Dog Days" playing]
558
00:40:06,741 --> 00:40:09,541
♪ Happiness hit her ♪
559
00:40:09,621 --> 00:40:14,780
♪ Like a train on a track ♪
560
00:40:19,701 --> 00:40:21,661
♪ Coming towards her ♪
561
00:40:22,981 --> 00:40:27,701
♪ Stuck still, no turning back ♪
562
00:40:31,421 --> 00:40:34,061
[Clem squeals]
563
00:40:34,141 --> 00:40:37,461
♪ And she hid under beds ♪
564
00:40:37,541 --> 00:40:40,541
♪ She killed it with kisses ♪
565
00:40:40,621 --> 00:40:43,941
♪ And from it she fled ♪
566
00:40:44,021 --> 00:40:47,541
♪ The dog days are over ♪
567
00:40:47,621 --> 00:40:50,340
♪ The dog days are done ♪
568
00:40:50,421 --> 00:40:53,300
♪ The horses are coming ♪
569
00:40:53,380 --> 00:40:56,621
♪ So you'd better run ♪
570
00:40:56,701 --> 00:41:00,181
♪ Run fast for your mother
Run fast for your father ♪
571
00:41:00,261 --> 00:41:03,461
♪ Run for your children
For your sisters and brothers ♪
572
00:41:03,541 --> 00:41:06,221
♪ Leave all your love
And your longing behind ♪
573
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:09,541
♪ You can't carry it with you
If you want to survive ♪
574
00:41:09,621 --> 00:41:12,780
♪ The dog days are over ♪
575
00:41:12,860 --> 00:41:16,300
♪ The dog days are done ♪
576
00:41:16,380 --> 00:41:18,860
♪ Can you hear the horses? ♪
577
00:41:18,941 --> 00:41:23,340
♪ Cos here they come ♪
578
00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:32,501
♪ Happiness hit her ♪
579
00:41:32,581 --> 00:41:38,141
♪ Like a bullet in the back ♪
580
00:41:41,820 --> 00:41:45,621
♪ Struck from a great height ♪
581
00:41:45,701 --> 00:41:47,181
♪ By someone ♪
582
00:41:47,261 --> 00:41:53,780
♪ Who should have known better than that ♪
583
00:41:53,860 --> 00:41:57,061
♪ The dog days are over ♪
584
00:41:57,141 --> 00:42:00,581
♪ The dog days are done ♪
585
00:42:00,661 --> 00:42:03,261
♪ Can you hear the horses ♪
586
00:42:03,340 --> 00:42:07,340
♪ Cos here they come ♪
587
00:42:07,421 --> 00:42:09,780
Whoa! What the fuck are you doing?
588
00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:11,581
Give me one good reason
589
00:42:11,661 --> 00:42:14,300
why I shouldn't slice your head off
and kick it down the street.
590
00:42:18,141 --> 00:42:20,981
-How did you find me?
-I was in your cab.
591
00:42:21,061 --> 00:42:23,101
"A lot of rubbish needs swept away."
592
00:42:23,181 --> 00:42:25,941
Thought I recognised you.
No wonder my arse tightened.
593
00:42:27,860 --> 00:42:30,820
Maybe I should just chop that off.
594
00:42:30,901 --> 00:42:34,141
I bet it's shrivelled up
like a Walnut Whip now, ain't it?
595
00:42:34,221 --> 00:42:36,141
-Show me.
-Fuck off.
596
00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:38,261
-Get it out.
-You bring your filth in here.
597
00:42:38,340 --> 00:42:39,541
Do it!
598
00:43:00,141 --> 00:43:01,581
On your knees, bitch.
599
00:43:11,181 --> 00:43:12,221
It's not nice, is it?
600
00:43:13,501 --> 00:43:15,421
Everything you know stripped away.
601
00:43:16,541 --> 00:43:19,501
All coming to get you, are we?
602
00:43:19,581 --> 00:43:22,621
Blacks! Pakis! Queers!
603
00:43:24,541 --> 00:43:26,501
Anyone who's not you? Is that it?
604
00:43:30,181 --> 00:43:32,860
What's your little baby
going to think of that when it arrives?
605
00:43:32,941 --> 00:43:34,780
Don't you talk about my baby.
606
00:43:36,181 --> 00:43:37,701
[music from "Angel" playing]
607
00:43:47,780 --> 00:43:53,061
I really hope you do get a boy.
And I hope he's a faggot.
608
00:43:54,101 --> 00:43:56,621
That way you'll have a lot of cocks
to worry about, not just one.
609
00:43:56,701 --> 00:43:58,101
[sobbing] Please.
610
00:44:08,541 --> 00:44:10,741
It looks like you picked on the wrong guy.
611
00:44:21,661 --> 00:44:23,101
[music stops playing]
612
00:44:25,461 --> 00:44:27,221
[piano music]
613
00:44:49,621 --> 00:44:50,701
[owl hoots]
614
00:44:50,780 --> 00:44:53,340
[Micky] You can go through life
being a cliché,
615
00:44:53,421 --> 00:44:56,340
doing everything that's expected of you,
616
00:44:56,421 --> 00:45:00,221
nose to the grindstone,
live to work, work to live.
617
00:45:00,300 --> 00:45:04,421
But fuck that. Break away
and dance to a different beat.
618
00:45:04,501 --> 00:45:06,021
Ring the changes and just...
619
00:45:07,181 --> 00:45:09,061
live.
620
00:45:09,141 --> 00:45:11,621
Learn to stand proud, head held high.
621
00:45:11,701 --> 00:45:13,941
Fuck your detractors. What do they know?
622
00:45:14,021 --> 00:45:16,021
Got a light, mate?
623
00:45:16,101 --> 00:45:18,701
There's no angels, good or bad.
624
00:45:18,780 --> 00:45:20,461
Got a spare cig an' all?
625
00:45:20,541 --> 00:45:21,380
There's only you.
626
00:45:23,261 --> 00:45:25,581
So be proud, and fuck the rest.
627
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:30,181
That should be enough.
628
00:45:34,661 --> 00:45:37,380
[Aidan] So why ain't they been yet,
the police? He knows who we are.
629
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:39,661
Did you like it?
630
00:45:39,741 --> 00:45:41,701
I thought you were a wanted man
this side of Manchester.
631
00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:45,661
-Maybe he's just checking up.
-He doesn't make social calls.
632
00:45:45,741 --> 00:45:47,141
[Carl] He's a dangerous man.
633
00:45:47,221 --> 00:45:48,900
I don't appreciate a veto
on who I can serve.
634
00:45:48,981 --> 00:45:51,581
-You don't have to do this.
-What choice is there?
635
00:45:51,661 --> 00:45:53,981
-How bad do you want it?
-I want him dead. Still got it in you?
636
00:45:54,061 --> 00:45:56,261
I don't care what happens to me,
I'll be your witness.
637
00:45:56,340 --> 00:45:57,780
It's not normal weed.
638
00:45:57,860 --> 00:45:59,900
-What is it?
-[Chesney] Some herbal shit.
639
00:45:59,981 --> 00:46:02,300
[Shane] I think I can solve
something over here.
640
00:46:02,380 --> 00:46:03,941
[theme music]
641
00:46:45,501 --> 00:46:47,701
Okay, empty your pockets.
642
00:46:59,981 --> 00:47:00,941
[Mimi tuts]
643
00:47:01,981 --> 00:47:04,221
[sighs]
644
00:47:06,661 --> 00:47:10,380
Oh... They must be mine.
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