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Should I put on my Usher mask?

Oh, yes.

Should I go to the tanning booth?

I don't know what it is, but he makes me fucking crazy.

Can you pretend my dick is his dick?

Usheray, man!

Well,

I'm not a handsome young black man by any stretch.

You are handsome.

Well, I'm glad you think that. You're not black, but... You're handsome.

You're

so

sexy.

There is so much to show off with you today.

I've been so horny.

Maybe we should go in the bedroom.

I'm wherever you're going.

Or follow me. How about that?

Okay.

We're all set up in here anyway.

It's like our customary handshake. Hi, how you doing?

The

twins

missed you.

They did.

Maybe you should put a little spit down there.

Hi.

Look what we have here.

I want to kiss your balls first. Is that okay? Yeah. I have a thing for balls.

Did you know that? Mm -hmm.

Yeah. I like them when they're nice and tight and wrinkly like that. They're

like, oh my God, I love that.

When I hit the right spot in the ball, I feel it pump right up your cock.

That would be really neat if you put spit in your hand while you did that.

Yeah.

I have an idea.

Oh, you do, don't you? Yeah.

Do one where you've got clean.

kind of little lube idea I love this lube I can eat it right

now

where was I

Ooooooh!

I'm shaking. Do I make you nervous?

Wow!

Oh, that cock in me so fucking deep.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Whoa.

Whoa.

I love you, Dick.

Shall I get on my knees? Yeah.

Mmm.

Oh, that ticked so bad.

So fucking horny, I've been saving myself for you.

I'm going to go back up on the bed then.

Oh, fuck.

I'm going to do everything to that dick.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Come on in.

Let me get closer to you.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, let's see if we can do that. I've never done that before.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's a good dick.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, this is good.

Perfect and big.

Wow.

Wow.

It's so good. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah. Smack it.

Smack it.

Smack it. Just give it a smack. Smack it? Yeah.

Perfect.

that hold.

all that smell?

Raven essence.

Oh, yes.

The essence of Raveness. Yes.

Wouldn't it be cool if I could bottle that?

Oh, God, yeah. That would make a million dollars. In my case, for sure. I would,

too. I'd buy my own bottle to smell myself.

We love you.

I'm not going to move.

I'm not going to move.

Every time I see you.

Mr. Happy.

Yeah.

Have you been on this carnival ride? It's called Mr. Happy.

Oh, I think I have.

You don't even need a ticket.

Are you going to take me on it?

Mm -hmm.

I love how the tip of your dick and my pussy lips match.

Yeah. They're the same.

Let me get up here and ride.

Oh, yeah.

So...

I don't even know if I can do it.

Your ass is so perfect.

Is that pretty hair on my back? Yeah.

Yeah.

Your ass is so perfect, it's like your titties without nipples on them.

It's so perfect.

That's funny.

Oh, it's so perfect.

I just saw it deep in my...

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah. Are you looking at that dick going inside my pussy?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah, right there. Right there.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck the pussy.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Spread them to be open.

Let me see those lips.

Let me see.

Yeah, spread them open.

Yeah. Yeah, let me see inside there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck you, you, you.

lips when that dick is stuck in my asshole.

My pussy flower.

My titties are bouncing and getting fucked in the ass.

Yeah. Okay.

That ass tastes so good.

I don't want to cry.

I don't want to cry.

Oh God, let's go back down.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

First you fuck my pussy, then you fuck my ass.

Oh, you got such a good dick.

You fucked my mouth, you fucked my pussy, you fucked my asshole.

Oh, hi.

I'm getting my ass fucked right now.

Oh, yeah.

That ass fucking feels so good.

Feels so good.

I've got a titty purse. Oh, God.

It's a titty purse.

Oh,

baby.

Baby, come on.

Sticky handshake.

Another fine hand. Wait a minute. I thought her handshake was this.

Oh, that's right. Well, that's the one we start out with. No, that looks like a

good game.

Oh, my God. Thank you, Raveness.

Thank you, everybody, for watching DVD Pornography, which allows Raveness

and myself to have that much fun.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Love all my fans.