All language subtitles for Rayveness - Ryan McClane - TrickySpa

Nice place.

Where's Michelle?

She was supposed to... Oh, I'm really
sorry.

She knows I've been really stressed out
lately, and she couldn't make it, and I

told her I needed a massage really bad,
and she just told me that I could just

come and take her place. Is that okay?
Okay, so you're taking her appointment.

Yeah, is that okay? Yeah, I don't
normally, since it's at my house, I

normally, it's usually clients that have
had a well -established, but no, it's

okay. You know her, so don't worry about
it. And you said your name is? I'm

sorry, my name is Ravenette.

Ravenette. R -A -Y.

Yep. V -E -N -E -S -T. All right.

Okay, so why do you need a massage
today?

You're stressed? I'm stressed really
bad.

I have a lot of pain in my SI joint.

I have two herniated discs, you know,
four and all five. Okay.

And my shoulders get really big knots
and I'm about that big around the sides.

When was the last massage you had?

Six months at least. I just haven't had
any money.

Oh, that's a while.

Yeah. It's frustrating to have all that
buildup and all that tension.

Yeah, a lot of lactic acid and stuff.
Right.

She said you're the best, though.

Yeah. Yeah.

Awesome. Let me go ahead and stand up.
Let me check some of these areas out

we're talking about. All right.

All right, so some in the, go ahead,
turn around. Right. So lower here?

Yeah, right here.

Okay.

My left side.

Right, right in this area.

Yeah. Right here. A little lower.

Right there.

Okay.

Yeah, right there.

Yeah.

Okay. And then you put some knots up in
your upper shoulder area up in here.

Yeah. Okay.

Uh -huh.

Through here is okay?

Yeah, that's fine. Just my shoulder.
Just your shoulder. Got it. Okay.

Yeah, we can work that. Yeah,
absolutely. Okay, awesome. Thank you so

don't you move it and take this towel
and get changed, lay down on the bed,

then come when you're ready. Okay?
Awesome. Thank you very much.

I really appreciate it. No problem.

Do this, get this towel fixed up and get
this started.

So six months or six years?

It feels like six years.

It's just been six months.

All right.

Yeah. It'll get you feeling much better.
I mean, I used to work a lot and, you

know, the economy got bad.

Yeah.

Just get this towel to look nice and
neat.

Thank you.

Yeah, just like that. And this one, just
relax.

Just relax.

So you were saying economy, bad, all
that.

Yeah, and like my whole house is falling
apart.

Really? Do you live close? Do you live
in the area?

I do. You live in town?

Yeah, I do.

Are you from here? I've never seen you
around.

Yeah, well, I moved here back in 1997.

A long time ago.

Yeah.

So how do you know Michelle?

Oh, we're old friends.

Yeah. Yeah. We used to date the same
guy.

At the same time?

No, not at the same time.

No. He dated him first, and then I dated
him, and then she came to his house one

time to pick up some clothes.

I don't know. We just clicked.

Yeah? Yeah. My best friend.

I'm surprised she hasn't told you about
me.

Well, no. She's mentioned you, you know,
but...

She's just never really gone into detail
like I wouldn't I wouldn't recognize

you by face, you know Maybe he's a
little jealous

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

You really are a good listener.

Well, I mean, professional, right?

When you're level when you have people
coming to your house, not to brag, but

it's kind of an elite level.

You have really great legs.

Thank you so much.

It's smooth.

It's not always the case with all my
clients, I'll tell you that.

Oh, really?

No, you know, you can tell people who
take care of themselves.

I love to use cocoa butter all over my
body.

It makes my skin really soft.

Yeah?

I can tell it's really soft in here.

Oh, sorry, is that a little too high?
Yeah. Okay, just trying to get that

thigh.

No worries, just relax.

I've been so broke, I haven't even been
able to afford a gym membership.

It expired, so yeah, I wasn't able to
renew it.

You're financially a little tight right
now?

Really, really tight.

I hate seeing people in stressful
situations, you know. It's wish I could

help everybody all the time. It's just
my personality.

You know, the worst thing right now is
my shower.

What's wrong with your shower?

Well...

Okay, I have this shower nozzle that
when you turn it on, it's supposed to

out over the ceiling.

Okay. But it comes out over the ceiling
and out of the faucet nozzle at the same

time.

It's horrible. So it's not like a full
shower. It's just kind of like squirting

everywhere and the hot water doesn't
work really well. It's like a sloth on

inside of the pipes or something.

I can't afford a plumber. It's really
expensive.

Hmm. So having to take a lukewarm shower
is horrible.

Oh, that's horrible.

Yeah.

Huh.

Showers are a great thing, right? Yes.
Oh, it feels so nice. I like my shower

hot as I can get it to burst my skin.

Really? Yeah.

Yeah, that was one of the things when I
bought this place.

One of the first things I did, right? I
came in, turned on the bath, made sure

that the shower was nice and warm, good
water pressure.

It's really great here.

That is really beautiful. Yeah.
Gorgeous.

I'd love to live in a house like this.

I'd love to, uh... I do.

Why don't you go ahead and turn over?

Okay.

Oh, geez.

What on earth?

Yeah.

I'm sorry. I just wanted to cover up.

Oh. This town's not very big.

Yeah, well...

Michelle normally she just uses the one
towel because I massage her pectoral

muscles when she's here. So I thought
she was coming, so I just had the one

towel ready I didn't have. You don't
have anything to cover, more to cover me

with? Well, I do. I mean, this is my
house. I've got towels everywhere, but

they're dirty.

Busy day yesterday. I don't want a dirty
towel.

Okay.

Well, I mean, Michelle, normally, I
mean, it's completely professional,

Nothing personal about it, you know?

I'm a massage therapist, and I'm a
masseuse, and I take care of the body.

what I do.

Let me take care of your head.

Okay, great.

This will make you feel comfortable,
make you relax here.

There you go.

Thank you.

Go ahead and just put your legs down.

So, it's up to you.

This is a very large muscle area.

You have to take care of it.

like I do with mine and Oh Results,
right Wow

So I see okay, that's that's I'm just I
knew

I would let you understand the ways

Don't don't be shy you have a

great body you do I mean I know about
great bodies

It's a compliment.

It's okay.

I'm saying nice things.

You should say, thank you.

Or, yes, I know.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah. You have to keep it.

Jesus. I'm just joking.

You can thank me a lot.

You can kind of feel, I mean, I can feel
the tension.

There's just so much tension mounting,
you know?

Does that feel better? Yeah.

Yeah. You should do one at a time.

I was... You okay?

Yeah.

It's an ancient technique.

I actually went and studied a little bit
abroad in Japan.

And that's one of the ways they massage
the pectoral muscles. They give you a

kiss to the gods.

Then the massage begins.

Okay. I don't know what to tell people
about it because, you know, I don't want

people stealing my message, but I feel
comfortable, you know, comfortable with

you, so.

I don't think I believe in the Japanese
gods, but okay.

Okay, if you say so.

Have you ever been to Japan?

I have not. Lovely people. I've never
been out of the country before.

Oh, well, see, there you go.

Okay, well, that's fine then. I won't
even you out. Just one god today.

Oh.

Go ahead. Just close your eyes. Lay
back.

Just like that.

So your shower doesn't work and you're
broke.

Yeah. What a shame.

You know what I was thinking as I'm
sitting here taking away your threat?

I actually have a good friend of mine.

And he's the best plumber in town.

Really? Yeah. I mean, I came into this
place, the showers worked, but a bunch

other stuff didn't work.

Fix it all up. It's great. Best plumber
I've ever had in my life.

Yeah, but I can't afford the plumber.

Right, well, yeah, I know. Especially,
your house is so beautiful. I'm sure

really expensive.

Oh, yeah, of course, I bet.

In a final thought, we've got to have
him.

There's a lot of stress there, okay?
Okay, okay, okay. Just go with it.

Okay. Yeah, so, he's expensive, sure.

Uh, you know, anything that's good,
anything that's worth having is worth

spending for, you know. But if I don't
have it, I just don't have it. It's

you don't have it, do you?

God.

I just wish, you know, because he's like
my friend.

You know what I mean? We're home, we,
high school, college.

Well, I didn't go to college.

I went straight to his school.

But, you know, he told me about college
and I went there and I partied with him.

And, I know somebody who could help you
out.

Really?

Yeah, I just... I don't know. I'm just
thinking...

What is this?

The massage... The first part of the
massage is over. Okay. Yeah.

I'm just trying to figure out how we can
help you out, you know?

Okay.

What do you think... And you said your
house is in town, so he wouldn't have to

pay for travel expenses.

Wow, he charges for travel, too?

Yeah. Well, of course. I mean, if you
live far away.

Are you getting hot or something?

Like, is it?

This is just, it helps me think, you
know.

Maybe if, maybe if you could do
something for me.

I don't have any money.

What can I possibly do for you? I could
do your laundry.

I'm really good at housekeeping.

I've got a housekeeper. I can afford
that. I don't have money trouble. It's

offense.

God, I don't know.

Maybe, you know, you ever hear the
saying that if you help someone, then

you yourself feel better? So it helps
you to help me. It helps you relieve

stress, and if you help me, then I can
help you again. Like a win -win -win.

Yeah, that's called being a servant.

Trying to hold my hand a little bit.
That's cute. That's sweet.

I don't know what I'm thinking. You're
kind of cute.

I'm just a little embarrassed.

Oh, don't be embarrassed. You're being
naked around me. Well, you're not naked.

You are massage ready, as I like to call
it. I see, I see.

I'm just thinking that maybe if you

did something for me, I could give him a
call. I mean, your plumbing would be

fixed like that.

Nice hot showers.

Really?

It wouldn't cost you a dime.

Really?

Yeah, well, I mean if I if I said to him
hey this girl, what's your name?

Raven you can call me right?

Okay, if I said hey, I got friend Ray.

She's a client of mine. She needs some
help Oh I

see

I

think I understand yeah

You do?

Yeah.

Ray likes to play. I like that.

Let me just go to bed.

I don't know.

Well, here's the deal, okay? I wasn't
going to tell you this, but you're one

the most beautiful women I've ever seen
in my life.

And to cover up your body, it's really a
crime against humanity.

I mean, you understand what I'm saying,
right?

You think I'm beautiful?

Are you kidding me?

You're the most beautiful woman I've had
in this bed today.

Yeah, I don't say that lightly From it
the black clashes with the

blue and visually

This

is this is part two of the massage Yeah,
I

massage your pectoral muscles from
standing position the upright position

and it really helps with the blood flow
that you don't get when you're laying

down. Oh.

So is this what you wanted?

Yeah, I'm sure that's a little awkward
for you, the whole pants and everything.

There you go. You are super hot.

Oh, thank you.

I'm just, I look hot because I'm next to
you.

Do you flirt with all your clients like
this?

No, not at all.

Shall and I've never done a thing You
are very special. I mean I bottom line

really special like I Shouldn't even be
doing this but

I'm gonna go ahead and let you I'm gonna
let you suck it

You doing it okay for you?

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

You really went for it.

I should be charging you.

Really? Yeah, just like that.

I'll tell you that much, there's nothing
wrong with your mouth muscles, that's

for sure.

That's right, prime shape.

Is that okay?

Yeah, no, it's great, yeah.

Again? Yeah, I just, I'm almost
surprised with skills like this that

broke.

Oh, really?

Yeah. I don't know, my entrepreneurial
mind, it always starts to go to work.

Oh, really?

I could make money at this.

No, I mean, I could make money with you,
I think.

Oh.

I'm just trying to think of expanding my
empire.

Oh, I see.

Don't come in my mouth, okay?

Of course not.

No, I'm not going to come this way. No,
no, no.

Yeah, it's okay.

Come here. Sit on the table.

Yeah, just like that.

It's kind of hard for me to bend over
and do it like that.

Oh, yeah. No, I'm sure it would be.
Yeah, that's okay. What are you doing?

Oh, I'm just...

What? No, I didn't want, no.

Oh, it's okay. Well, then we're done.
You like the cold showers, clearly.

Well, I mean, I'm not going to help you.

I mean, but we already got started.

Exactly. Can you imagine?

It's not very nice.

Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, I do.
I need the plumber really bad.

Yeah? Yeah, it's okay. It's okay.

I'll just lay back.

Okay.

There's barriers, you know.

So are you, can you call your friend?

You know, the plumber guy.

Yeah, we're going to hang out this week.
I mean, for you, oh, for your thing?

Yeah. No, he's booked for like the next
year and a half. He's the best, like I

said. What?

Listen, I'm going to take a hot shower.

It's really good.

Yeah, well, you know where the door's
at.

It was really nice to meet you.

Tell me so. I said hi.