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Well, you're gonna have
this baby any day now.
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No, Larry,
I've been pregnant so long
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that this baby is gonna go
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(GIGGLING)
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Oh, I feel a funny inside.
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I think I'm having
my baby. Oh.
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You can't be having your baby.
I-I'm due before you are.
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It's my turn.
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Guys, the most amazing thing
just happened.
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Mary Anne had the baby
in the car.
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-What?
-Balki, you have a son.
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I need to know
everything Mary Anne did
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leading up to the birth of
little Robespierre Boinki.
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We went for a
helium balloon ride.
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And then she wanted a corn dog,
which I really don't understand.
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'Cause it's not corn
and it's not a dog, what is it?
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It makes perfect sense.
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she went into labor.
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I know you're not gonna
like this
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but I absolutely forbid you
to go up in a balloon.
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Now, is-is that gonna be
a problem, sweetheart?
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Absolutely.
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Obvious to anyone
with a brain.
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-It is this one.
-No, I was in the basket.
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I know it.
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-Well, now you've done it.
-Well, now you've done it.
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-Now, we can't get back down!
-Now, we can't get back down!
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BALKI:
I can't get back.
I don't know how it works.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you
just get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* No matter what the odds are
this time
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* Nothing's gonna stand
in my way
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* This flame in my heart
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* And a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* Oo-oh
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* It's my life my dream
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* Nothing's gonna stop me now *
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Larry, we're going up too fast.
I'm feeling strange.
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No, it's okay.
It's okay, Jennifer.
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Everything is gonna be okay.
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Well, I hope you're happy.
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thanks to you.
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Cousin, this is no time
to place blame.
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Sure, we're no longer
tethered to Mother Earth
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but we're-we're communing
with Father Sky
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and all his airy
children, the wind
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the clouds, that plane!
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Duck!
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Just kidding. But see
what fun you can have up here?
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Yee-yee-yay!
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Balki, don't do that
to me again.
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Come on, cousin.
Come on. Loosen up. Loosen up.
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Have fun with it.
Have fun with it.
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Feel the wind whooshing up
your pant leg and out your arm.
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Whoosh! Whee!
Whoosh! Whee!
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-Whoosh! Whee.
-All right, stop it. Stop.
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May I interrupt this stimulating
discussion to say something?
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Yes. Sure.
Tell Balki he's an idiot.
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-I'm in labor.
-You see? She agrees with me.
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You're in labor.
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-What?
-I'm in labor.
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Oh, oh, oh, my Lord.
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Are-are you saying
that you're in labor?
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I'm saying I'm having
a contraction, now.
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Oh. Ow.
Okay, you're hurting me.
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You're hurting me.
Ow. Ow, ow, ow.
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Well, toss my greens
and call me Caesar.
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Jennifer?
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Jennifer,
our theory was correct.
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Going up in the balloon is what
made Mary Anne go into labor.
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I mean, do you realize
what this means?
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Expectant mothers
everywhere will thank us.
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We've given a great gift
to humanity.
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Yeah, yeah humanity,
right, okay.
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Listen, Jennifer, do-do you
think that... Watch it.
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Do-do you think this could be
another false alarm?
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No, this is
no false alarm, Larry.
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Well, all right, then we still
have plenty of time.
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your next contraction.
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Oh, God.
Another one's starting.
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All right, okay, all right,
I was wrong about that but
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Jen, Jen, shouldn't you be
doing your Lamaze breathing
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in-instead of trying
to hurt me?
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Larry, I never planned on
doing the breathing.
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I planned on
having painkillers.
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Lots of them.
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The only reason I was
in that stupid class was
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because it was
the only place I could be
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Larry, I don't want to have
this baby in a balloon.
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Jennifer, Jennifer,
you're not going to
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have this baby
in a balloon.
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-I won't?
-Well, of course not.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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You're going to have this baby
in a flimsy wicker basket
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suspended from a balloon.
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One with lots of patches
in it, I might add.
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Do not help.
Do not help.
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Thank you very much.
Okay, Jen? Jen?
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We're just gonna relax
and-and why don't we
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uh, try to think of
some funny stories?
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Oh. Oh.
I got one. I got one.
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Okay, don't help. Don't help.
Don't help. Do not help.
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-Do not help.
-I want to tell the story.
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All right, all right, stop it.
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You still wanna hear it?
Okay.
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Um, oh, did I mention
that the pig could talk?
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I can't do the piggy
little accent
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but anyway he's all
trussed up in this--
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Balki, my wife
is having a baby!
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Well, you've known that
for months.
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No, I mean she is having
a baby now in-in this balloon.
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And I haven't
the foggiest idea what to do.
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Oh, is that what all
this mishi gastiki is about?
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Cousin, chill out.
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I know something
about birthin' babies.
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-You do, Balki?
-Why, sure.
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I've delivered my share
of babies and livestock.
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If you were gonna
deliver a sheep
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I could do that blindfolded.
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As a matter of fact,
that's how we do it back home.
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You really don't wanna look.
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a thing, a bib that comes
from here down to your toes--
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Okay, that's it.
That's it.
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You're going over the side.
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Cousin. Oh. Oh. Oh!
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Larry, something's wrong.
We're going up again.
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Found the problem.
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I know why we're
going up again.
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Eh, uh, the-the sandbag
has a leak.
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Larry, we're going up too high.
We're gonna run out of oxygen.
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-Oh, no we won't.
-We won't?
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No.
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Long before
we run out of oxygen
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the atmosphere will replace
the helium in the balloon
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and the balloon will explode
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and the-the rest
will just upset you.
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All right, all right.
Hold it. Hold it. Hold it!
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All right, now two things
have gotta happen here.
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Number one,
Balki has got to shut up.
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And number two,
someone's gotta go over the side
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and repair the sandbag.
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Okay, let's see Jennifer,
you're in labor.
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Good luck, buddy.
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Cousin, I think I can help
with part one of your plan.
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I can shut up.
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I think.
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It, let's see, uh, nope.
Nope. Not gonna happen.
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-Can somebody please go?
-Oh, sweetheart...
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Okay, okay, I'll-I'll go.
But not because you asked me.
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For Jennifer.
I'm gonna do it for Jennifer.
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well, without his balloon
Howard the balloon man
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is just Howard the man.
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Okay, okay, keep breathing.
Keep breathing. Good. Good.
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All right, all right,
and your contraction
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should be ending soon. Yes?
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Okay, cleansing breath.
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Okay, all right.
You're doing beautifully, Jen.
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You're doing beautifully.
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Balki, how you doing?
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Uh, good, cousin.
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and I've stopped the flow
of sand with my handkerchief.
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But when I pulled my
handkerchief out of my pocket
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all the change
in my pocket fell out
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but there's not a whole
lot to spend it on up here.
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(LAUGHS)
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Where do I come up with them?
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
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Don't worry about me.
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I'm not.
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Okay, Jen,
just-just try to relax
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until your
next contraction.
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It's amazing, Larry.
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And I'm gonna be with you
every breath of the way.
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Cousin? Cousin?
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Balki, I can't talk to you
right now.
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Well, uh, it's now or never.
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'We're about to drop
a hundred and seventy-one'
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'and a half pounds
of counterweight.'
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Are we losing
another sandbag?
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No, but we're losing a Balki.
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My arches have fallen
and I can't get up.
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Where do I come up
with them?
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Oh, oh, oh, he's right.
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We're losing him.
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Uh, okay, uh,
Balki, I'm coming.
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No! No! No, Larry. Please,
don't leave me. I'm afraid.
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I don't want to have
this baby alone.
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Breathe. Breathe.
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Not you. Not you.
I can't breathe.
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All right, listen, sweetheart,
I-I know that-this is, this is
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just a really bad time
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but Balki is
about to plunge
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hundreds of feet
to his death.
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And I-I just thought that
I ought to go and-and help him.
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Now, I'll-I'll be back
before your next contraction.
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Cousin! Cousin!
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I don't mean to rush you but
I'm hanging on by my toes.
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-Go get him.
-Okay, all right, all right.
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All right, all right,
sweetheart,
you have to let go now.
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You're gonna have to let go.
Yes, you are.
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Just, here grab the blanket.
Grab the blanket.
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Okay, I'm gonna help you here.
I'm gonna help you.
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Here we go.
There we go.
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Hang on.
Hang on.
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All right, Balki?
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Balki, here,
just-just grab my hand
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and I'll, and I'll pull you up.
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Yeah, whoa!
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Larry? Larry?
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LARRY: We're fine. We're fine.
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Nice catch.
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Well, I-I do try.
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You know, cousin,
all things considered
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I think things
are going rather well.
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Going rather well?
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Balki, I am hanging hundreds
of feet in the air by my hair
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my wife is in labor and my,
and my watch just fell off.
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Well, you know
what they say, cousin
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"Time flies
when you're upside down."
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(LAUGHS)
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Where do I come up
with them?
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Larry, I need you.
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Jen, I'd really like to be
with you right now
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but I-I think you're gonna
have to go on without me
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I-I-I just can't get there.
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-Cousin?
-Yeah?
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Uh, I-I didn't have time
to wash my hair
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and I'm afraid
you might slip. Here.
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(GRUNTING)
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-Cousin, look over there.
-Oh! Balki. Balki.
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Don't let go of me again.
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But-but I'm just
trying to show you
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I'm just trying
to point out
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00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:14,902
I can't see
any reason for it.
246
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,469
hanging from a balloon.
247
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,038
Where? Where?
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00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,106
(HELICOPTER ENGINE WHIRRING)
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00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:22,075
Oh, cousin, look.
Look!
250
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,378
It's-it's-it's a helicopter.
251
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,323
Larry, what's going on?
252
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:39,960
Jen, there's... There's
a police helicopter.
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00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,162
It's on its way.
254
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,333
We're-we're about
to be rescued.
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Well, tell them to hurry.
256
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,908
Oh, Larry,
I've changed my mind.
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00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,276
I don't wanna do this.
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00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,245
That's no police helicopter.
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00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,180
That's-that's Captain Fred.
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00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,315
The Channel 8
Eye in the Sky.
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00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,683
Hey! Hey!
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Captain Fred!
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I watch you every night on,
on television
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and I never thought I'd live to
be face to chopper with you.
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00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,663
Hang on, folks.
Help is on the way!
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In the meantime, smile!
You're on the evening news!
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This is so exciting.
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Captain Fred?
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00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:29,209
Captain?
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Cousin Larry Appleton
and in the basket we have
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00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:36,416
Cousin Larry's lovely wife,
Jennifer.
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00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,151
Wave, Jennifer!
273
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:43,456
Jen, looks like things
are working out for the best.
274
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,659
Remember we talked about
videotaping the birth?
275
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:50,097
Well, uh, it's-it's being
done by professionals.
276
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,967
Yeah, Jennifer,
Captain Fred is the best.
277
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,904
What the man does
with perspective is amazing.
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00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,139
The man paints
with videotape.
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00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,141
Jen, how you doin'?
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00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,710
Jen?
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00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,046
(BABY CRYING)
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00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:12,119
JENNIFER:
I'm fine, Larry!
And so is our son!
283
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,121
Balki, I have a son.
284
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:17,991
Cousin, now we are so happy,
we do the dance of joy.
285
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:22,595
* Di di di di da-da di da *
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00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,431
-Hey!
-Hey!
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00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,233
-Hey!
-Hey!
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00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,547
MAN: (ON TV) And so tonight,
Chicago's population grew
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00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,483
by one tiny baby who made
his entrance into the world
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00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,618
in a way his parents
won't soon forget.
291
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,989
This is Ken Wiley wishing you
and yours a good evening.
292
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,063
I don't know about you
but I never get tired
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00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,664
of watching that tape,
do you?
294
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,332
No, No, love it.
295
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:05,638
The miracle of my wife
giving birth to my son
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00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:09,776
hundreds of feet in the air.
297
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,245
Yeah.
298
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,414
My favorite part was when
Captain Fred let me go
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00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:17,250
up into the helicopter and help
him with the traffic report.
300
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,451
Oh, yeah.
301
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,288
It reminded me of the time
that Uncle Stavros
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00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:24,124
let me help him with
the traffic report on Mypos.
303
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:29,562
We packed a lunch and climbed up
into that gingko tree and...
304
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,101
...waited for the mule
to pass by.
305
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,173
He never came.
306
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,945
Who knew the
mule was dead?
307
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,283
(BABY CRYING)
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00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,186
Shush.
309
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,288
These little guys told us
they wanted to spend some time
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00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,025
with their daddies
while we cook dinner.
311
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,329
Well, they didn't
actually talk.
312
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,232
Rational thought process
occurs in the sixth month.
313
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,200
Verbal skills follow
in the ninth or tenth.
314
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,340
I heard that on
Sesame Street.
315
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,644
Well, why don't we go
start dinner?
316
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,179
Well, Jen, are you sure
you feel up to it?
317
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,081
I mean, shouldn't you
be resting?
318
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:25,285
Larry, I'm fine.
319
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,454
he was worth everything
I went through.
320
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,224
Balki and I talked it over
and we want to have
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00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,559
six or eight more kids.
322
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,794
How about you and Larry?
323
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,129
We're getting a dog.
324
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,768
Well, what do you say we spend
some quality time with our sons?
325
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,070
Yeah.
326
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,074
Hey.
Piggy-wikki.
327
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,077
(BABY COOING)
328
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,579
Hey, cousin, this might
be a good time
329
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:56,083
to teach little Robespierre
the Itsy Bitsy Scorpion.
330
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:59,352
Itsy Bitsy Scorpion?
What's that?
331
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,288
-What is that?
-Yeah, what is that?
332
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,291
It's a classic
Myposian nursery rhyme
333
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,894
that teaches valuable
life lessons.
334
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,730
Well, then, why don't ya teach
it to little Tucker as well?
335
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,399
I would be proud to.
336
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:23,943
* I bashed his little head in
and threw him in the dirt
337
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:28,481
* When his legs stopped
wiggling
I dropped him in my stew
338
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,384
* 'Cause I like
crunchy insects
339
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,954
* With pincers on,
don't you?
340
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:38,858
* Itsy bitsy stingray
swam up inside my shorts... *
341
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,660
Okay, okay, all right.
342
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,832
I'll be in charge of
nursery rhymes from now on.
343
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:51,338
Well, boy,
here we are
344
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,506
a couple of daddies.
345
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,908
We've come a long way
together, huh?
346
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,810
(SIGHS)
Cousin...
347
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,149
...when I came to America
six years ago
348
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:05,218
I came looking
for my cousin.
349
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,086
I never imagined
I would find
350
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,356
the best friend
that anybody ever had.
351
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,460
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
352
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,630
* Unforgettable
353
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,602
* That's what you are
354
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,309
* Unforgettable
355
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:33,746
* Though near or far
356
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:40,052
* Like a song of love
357
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,356
* That clings to me
358
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,292
* How the thought of you
359
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,627
* Does things to me
360
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:52,399
* Never before
361
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,867
* Has someone
362
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:58,605
* Been more
363
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,873
* Unforgettable
364
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,878
* In every way
365
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,451
* And forever more
366
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:16,489
* That's how you'll stay
367
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,395
* That's why darling
368
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:25,097
* It's incredible
369
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,999
* That someone
370
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:29,869
* So unforgettable
371
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,273
* Thinks that I am
372
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:37,310
* Unforgettable too *
373
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:44,484
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
374
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,659
* Unforgettable
375
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,631
* In every way
376
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,704
* And forever more
377
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:42,709
* That's how you'll stay
378
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:47,314
* That's why darling
379
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,283
* It's incredible
380
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,051
* That someone
381
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:55,988
* So unforgettable
382
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:58,525
* Thinks that I am
383
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:05,031
* Unforgettable too *
384
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,377
You know, Balki...
385
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:20,413
...if I had it
to do all over again...
386
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,049
...I wouldn't change a thing.
387
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,851
Me, neither.
388
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,155
What have you two been up to?
389
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,791
Oh, just
a little reminiscing.
390
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:39,632
Who would have thought
six years ago
391
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,568
that we'd be holding
the next generation
392
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,771
of Appletons and
Bartokomouses?
393
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,008
Won't it be wonderful
to watch them grow up?
394
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,678
Yes, it will.
395
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,946
Balki, you think our families
will always be as close
396
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,748
as we are right now?
397
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,851
Well, of course we will.
Don't be ridiculous.
398
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:01,120
Mary Anne and I aren't
planning to move for
399
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:07,694
years and years
to come and
400
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,696
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
401
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,873
let's welcome the stars
of Perfect Strangers.
402
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,675
Rebeca Arthur.
403
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,579
Melanie Wilson.
404
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,417
Mark Linn-Baker.
405
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,786
And Bronson Pinchot.
406
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,123
Ladies and gentlemen
407
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,125
a hand please
for the cast and crew
408
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,027
of Perfect Strangers.
409
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,464
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
410
00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:47,834
Thank you all
for being with us.
411
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,869
Goodnight.
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