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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you
just get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* No matter what the odds are
this time
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* Nothing's gonna stand
in my way
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* This flame in my heart
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* And a long lost friend
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* Oo-oh
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* It's my life and my dream
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* Nothing's gonna stop me now *
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Hi, Jen, I'm home.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
The traffic was terrible.
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Larry...
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Oh!
Oh, sweetheart.
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Sweetheart,
I am, I am so sorry.
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Oh, I didn't see you there.
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No, I mean, not that
you're, not that you're
too big to miss.
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No, just, no,
I didn't mean I...
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And I'll, I'll
stop talking now.
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Is there, is there anything
I can do for you, precious?
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Yes, have this baby.
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I do. Really.
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No, Larry,
I've been pregnant so long
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Well, at least we'll miss
the toilet training.
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* Boochi boochi boochi *
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(GASPS)
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* Boochi boochi boochi *
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BOTH: * Boochi boochi boochi *
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All right, it hasn't
escaped our notice
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that some people
in this house
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...have been
a little less than jolly.
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But we have just the way
to turn them frowns upside down.
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We're going to a place
that's big and colorful
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where barnyard animals
roam freely.
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No, it's not my bedroom.
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(LAUGHS)
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Where do I come up
with them?
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We're going to the fair.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Whee!
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Oh!
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in the jams
and jellies contest.
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Come on, you guys,
you want to be the first
in line at the petting zoo,
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because later in the afternoon
the animals get so cranky.
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So, come on,
come on, come on...
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Are you crazy?
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We are not going to the fair.
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waddling around
the fairgrounds.
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She can barely
waddle around here.
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Now, I mean,
just look at her.
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I think they get
the picture, Larry.
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The fair is out of
the question.
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We'll just sort of golf
around her. Just...
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Balki.
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Balki, take a hike.
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Okay, a hike.
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than the fair.
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Get out.
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Well, excuse us
for trying to bring
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a little bit of joy
into your lives.
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Come on, Mary Anne,
let's forget this
whole ugly incident
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at the Square Dance Pavilion.
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(SIGHING)
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Larry, I'm a little hungry.
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Sure.
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Maybe some...
Fresh fruit,
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a, a tossed salad,
some cheese,
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a pot roast with those
little round potatoes...
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Oh, wait a minute,
what am I thinking?
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Um, forget
the little potatoes.
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(JENNIFER EXHALING)
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Sweetheart, uh,
if you're going to
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practice your
Lamaze breathing, remember,
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you have to start with
a cleansing breath.
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(INHALES AND EXHALES)
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Hmm?
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Come on,
try it with me now.
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Larry, honey...
I'm not practicing.
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I'm having the baby.
What? What?
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We have to go
to the hospital.
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Okay, good, good.
You write them the note.
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Where are the keys?
All right, no.
Where's the Maalox?
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Huh? No, where's my jacket?
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Where is your suitcase?
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(BLABBERING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Jen, we have to talk.
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Now, in the last week
we have gone to the hospital
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numerous times,
and you know how it goes,
it's always the same.
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You tell me you're in labor,
I have a mini-breakdown.
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Somehow we get out the door,
I drive on the sidewalk,
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we get to the hospital
and we find out
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it is false labor,
false labor, Jen.
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And then we come home,
and then I have to
go back to the hospital
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and have my
blood pressure lowered.
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Now, I only have
one trip left in me, Jen.
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If we're going to do this,
I have to know
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that this is
the real thing.
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This is
the real thing, Larry.
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We have to go
to the hospital.
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We have to go now.
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Okay, okay,
all right, all right.
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All right, just, just
so long as you know
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what you're
getting yourself into.
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Okay, all right.
Here we go!
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All right, okay,
I'll get the car.
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All right, where's my keys?
All right, no.
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Where the Maalox?
Huh. Where's my jacket?
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No, where's the suitcase?
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All right. Let's go.
Come on. Let's go.
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Let's go.
All right, here we go.
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(PANTING)
I'm breathing too fast.
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Whoop.
(YELPS)
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* Who's got the pain
When they do the mambo
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* Who's got the pain
When they go hoo
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* Who's got the pain
When they do the mambo
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* I don't know who do you
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* Someone must be sick
With the heat
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* Or stepping
On everyone's feet
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* But if everyone's
Feeling okay
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* Why don't they just say ole *
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(BOTH EXCLAIM)
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Oh, Balki,
I'm sorry your boysenberry
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pig gut preserves
didn't win first prize.
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Well, that's okay,
I guess they just
hated my guts.
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Where do I
come up with them?
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Thank you for winning
Bobo for me.
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I just love him.
He's so cute.
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And I love you, too,
Mary Anne.
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And remember, only you can
prevent forest fires.
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(GIGGLES)
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Okay.
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Okay, Bobo,
take a break.
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(BOTH SIGHING)
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Oh, Balki, look a note.
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Gee, I wonder
who it could be from.
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Oh, for heaven's sake,
Mary Anne.
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See, it's on my stationery.
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BOTH: Hmm...
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It's from Jennifer!
It is from Jennifer!
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Uh, no, no, no, we have to go
to the florist.
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We have to go to the florist
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BOTH: Oh...
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Congratulations!
Oh, congratulations!
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We're home.
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And, and you're home
in only one day. What stamina.
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You must be part Myposian.
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Oh, Jennifer,
I'm so happy for you.
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I think I'm gonna cry.
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Jennifer didn't have
the baby.
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Well, that would explain
why she's still so huge.
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You didn't have the baby?
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It was another false alarm.
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BOTH: Oh.
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I hyperventilated,
drove on the sidewalk.
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Jennifer yelled, screamed,
pulled the nurse's hair...
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You know, the usual.
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(LAUGHING)
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Mary Anne, please,
there's nothing funny
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about what I'm going through.
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(GIGGLING)
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(GIGGLING)
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Oh, I know what it is.
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in the Fun House mirror.
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No, but that's funny, too.
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(GIGGLING)
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Oh, I feel
all funny inside.
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Really?
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Yes. Oh.
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You can't be
having your baby.
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I'm due before you are.
It's my turn.
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Oh, uh, well, listen, um, uh,
Mary Anne, this is, this is
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kind of a touchy subject
with Jennifer right now.
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Is there any way
that, that you could just
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hold off, on hold
on having that baby?
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(GIGGLING)
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I don't think so, Larry.
Oh, boy.
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Okay, now listen everyone.
Listen, listen, listen.
Here's the plan.
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Now, uh, Jennifer,
would you please walk
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Mary Anne to the car?
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And, um, I'll call the doctor
and tell him to meet us
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at the hospital,
and Cousin Larry,
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you get the pig snout
pacifier.
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All right, go.
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Oh.
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Mary Anne, you're gonna
hear a lot of ugly things
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about my behavior
at the hospital today.
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Unfortunately, it's all true.
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Yes, hello.
Uh, this is Balki Bartokomous.
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My wife, Mary Anne Bartokomous,
is on her way to the hospital.
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She is in labor.
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Would you...
Yes, I'll hold.
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Oh, yes, hello.
Ah, uh, yes.
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And would you please
tell Dr. Ives
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that we are on our way
to the hospital
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and would he please
meet us there?
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Okay, thank you.
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Oh, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
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Are you,
are you okay?
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All right, thank you
very much. Bye-bye.
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Boy, you are gone.
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Well, I will be
in just a second.
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I am in control.
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You're in the midst
of a major breakdown.
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What?
And you're in denial.
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No, I'm not.
See?
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Oh, my God, you're right.
What am I denying?
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All right, you are facing
one of the most
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important moments
of your adult life
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and you are starting
to realize
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that millions
of things can go wrong.
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What can go wrong?
Well, just getting
to the hospital.
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What if you
run out of gas?
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What if you get stuck
in a traffic jam?
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What if the transmission
falls out?
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What if I hit a cow
and then I have to bury it
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and comfort the other cows?
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That's right,
that's right.
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Just let it happen.
Go ahead.
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She ran out
in front of my car.
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She was, she was chasing
a salt lick.
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and the next, ground chuck.
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That's good.
That's good.
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Guys, the most amazing thing
just happened.
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Mary Anne had the baby
in the car.
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Did you hear that, cousin?
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I have a son.
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Well, congratulations.
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Well, come on, we've gotta
get 'em both to the hospital.
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Yeah, but, but what if
something goes wrong?
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What if, uh, what if,
uh, I run out of gas
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or, or the transmission
on my car falls out
or I hit another cow?
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The other cows
know about me now.
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Okay, Balki, Balki, Balki.
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Just get a hold
of yourself.
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Okay, let's go.
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
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Balki, I've been going
over this and over this.
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There has to be
something different
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that Mary Anne did that
made her go into labor so early.
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I've got to find out
what it was and do it.
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I've got to have
this baby now.
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Well, Jennifer, no one
wants you to have this
baby more than I do,
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00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:55,969
but I don't think
anything Mary Anne did
had anything to do
252
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,205
with her going into labor.
253
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,875
Maybe you're right, sweetheart.
254
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,480
And cut it into little tiny
squares like I like it?
255
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,149
Well, of course, honey.
256
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,620
Anything for my little
mother-to-be.
257
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,455
LARRY: My little
mother-to-be.
258
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,459
Balki, tell me everything
Mary Anne did yesterday
259
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,294
up until she went
into labor.
260
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,731
Okay, but first I have
a really important
question for you.
261
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:28,468
Is this the cutest nose
you've ever seen
in your life or what?
262
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,037
It's adorable.
263
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:37,510
Balki, what did
Mary Anne do yesterday?
264
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,913
She had my child.
265
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,282
Little Robespierre
Boinki Bartokomous...
266
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:44,918
AKA...
267
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,320
BOTH:
The cutest baby in the world.
268
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,589
Oh-ho-ho.
269
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:54,061
I've taken a photograph
of him every hour
for the last two days,
270
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:57,530
and I've just realized
if I flip them real fast
271
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,399
you can see him grow.
272
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:05,105
Baby's first steps.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
273
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,040
Balki, I need to know
everything Mary Anne did
274
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:10,277
leading up to
the birth of little
Robespierre Boinki.
275
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,712
Well, let's see, uh,
she didn't do
much of anything
276
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,381
until we went to the fair.
277
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:17,951
Mary Anne spent $36
at the coin toss
278
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:21,421
and she won
a mustache comb which...
279
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,156
...which she gave
to the Bearded Lady
280
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,924
'cause she's such
a giving soul.
281
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,062
And all that time,
unbeknownst to us
282
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,064
Little Robespierre Boinki
was planning
283
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,266
to make his little entrance
into the world.
284
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,934
(LAUGHS) Look at those cheeks.
285
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:37,404
Don't you just wanna
pinch them?
286
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,738
I wanna have
my own little baby
287
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:39,872
with little cheeks
to pinch.
288
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,508
I wanna have
48 pictures
289
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,043
of my own baby.
290
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:48,015
Forty-nine if you count
the double exposure.
291
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,350
Balki, you could help me
have this baby.
292
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,153
Huh?
293
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:59,592
have a little cousin
to play with.
294
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,294
After the coin toss
295
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:05,232
we went for
a helium balloon ride
296
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,368
and then she wanted
a corn dog, which I really
don't understand.
297
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:12,172
'Cause it's not corn
and it's not a dog,
what is it?
298
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,041
Jennifer, are you
still trying to figure out
299
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,642
what Mary Anne did?
300
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,644
Because I don't...
Balloon ride.
301
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,613
It makes perfect sense.
302
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,615
she went into labor.
303
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,151
Well, that is ridiculous.
304
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,119
A balloon ride couldn't
possibly have made
305
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,787
Mary Anne go into labor.
306
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:31,891
Cousin, it makes perfect sense.
307
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,494
We have a birth
on every shuttle.
308
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,396
Of course, they only go up
as far as we can throw them,
309
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:41,768
but still the principle
is exactly the same.
310
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,038
Wait a minute...
Come on, we'll
put them in a crib
311
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:48,275
Hey. Hey. Now, hold it,
hold it, hold it.
312
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:52,179
What, are, are you two
out of your minds?
313
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:55,282
I am not gonna let my wife
float hundreds of feet
314
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,484
in the air, in a,
in a balloon.
315
00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:00,620
Cousin, it's not
hundreds of feet.
316
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,090
and there's rope
holding it to the ground.
317
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:06,659
You know, I bet, I bet we could
see the hospital from it.
318
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,728
Maybe, maybe I could ask
Mary Anne to take a picture
319
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:12,031
of me from little
Robespierre Boinki's
point of view.
320
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,403
Come on, Larry,
we have to get to the fair.
321
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,037
(STAMMERING)
Now, sweetheart, listen.
322
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,706
I know you are
not gonna to like this
323
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:24,144
but I absolutely forbid you
to go up in a balloon.
324
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,315
Now, is that gonna be
a problem, sweetheart?
325
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,687
What do you think?
326
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,291
I think we're going
for a balloon ride.
327
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:54,174
You see the eyelashes?
328
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,176
Will you guys please hurry up?
329
00:17:56,243 --> 00:18:02,682
We're coming, sweetheart.
330
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,851
I don't believe this.
The balloon is closed.
331
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,187
Uh-oh, looks like
Howard took the day off.
332
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,388
JENNIFER:
Who's Howard?
333
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:09,956
Well, he runs
the balloon ride.
334
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:13,059
He's also a wine connoisseur,
philosopher,
335
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,728
and his thumbs are
double-jointed.
336
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,630
They bend all the way back.
337
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:18,931
Mine won't reach.
338
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,833
Sure they will.
(EXCLAIMS)
339
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:24,204
Okay. Now let's just
forget Howard. Let's go.
340
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,306
I'm not leaving here until
I've gone up in this balloon.
341
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,541
Now where do we find
this Howard person?
342
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,777
Sweetheart, we are in
no condition to be
343
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:34,281
running all over
Chicago looking for some
clown named Howard.
344
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,750
Excuse me, cousin,
Howard is not the clown.
345
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:41,554
Arthur is the clown.
346
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,757
Arthur? Arthur?
Thank you, thank you.
347
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,927
Look, look, cousin.
See? (LAUGHS)
348
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:51,464
Here's what we're gonna do.
349
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,600
and just be here bright
and early tomorrow morning.
350
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,602
Exactly what I'd suggest.
Thank you.
351
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,405
If today didn't happen to be
the last day of the fair.
352
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:02,842
Oh, God, I'm never
gonna have this baby.
353
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,777
I'm never gonna have
48 pictures.
354
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,680
I'm never gonna have any
chubby little cheeks to pinch.
355
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:12,151
I'm just gonna have this
huge stomach for
the rest of my life.
356
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,388
I'll take you up
in the balloon myself.
357
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:20,893
Oh, thank you, Balki.
Yeah.
358
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,664
It's too late, Larry.
I am way past crazy.
359
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:28,368
I'm going up in this balloon
with or without you.
360
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,969
All right, all right.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
361
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:31,938
Balki, Balki? Are you
sure you can do this?
362
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,741
Well, of course I am.
Don't be ridiculous.
363
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,411
Just like the balloons
we have on Mypos.
364
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,647
Only ours don't have
any air in them
365
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,715
and they don't have
any baskets.
366
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:48,321
We call them
drop cloths.
367
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,425
All right, wait, wait.
Let us help you in.
368
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:55,362
Here. Come on, Balki.
Just, just, okay.
369
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,430
Here we go, here we go,
here we go, sweetheart.
370
00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:00,199
Here we go. All right,
all right, I've got her.
371
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,134
Just get in and help her
in the basket.
372
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,636
Help her in the basket now.
373
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,774
Here, I got you,
sweetheart. I got you.
374
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,710
All right, all right,
here we go. Here we go.
375
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:13,913
Okay, okay, Jennifer.
All right, there you go.
376
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,782
Okay. Good, good, good.
377
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,216
Okay.
378
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:21,788
Good girl.
Balki, help me in.
379
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,790
(PANTING)
380
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:35,201
All right, wait there,
sweetheart, wait there,
we'll help you.
381
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,404
(INDISTINCT MUMBLING)
382
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,777
All right, come on,
let's just get in.
Just get in.
383
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,379
Here we go.
384
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:50,383
Oh, Larry. Um, there...
There we go.
385
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,985
Okay. Okay.
386
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,987
(PANTING)
387
00:20:56,723 --> 00:21:00,793
Okay, now let's see,
um, yeah, yeah.
388
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:05,532
It's all coming back
to me now.
389
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,300
and the McNulty's
were back there,
390
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,201
and Mary Anne
was right behind me.
391
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,805
And, uh, yeah, this,
uh, this rope,
392
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:17,209
uh, it lets you
go up and that one
brings you back down.
393
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,412
Nope, I think it's
this one.
394
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:22,281
This is clearly the one.
395
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:26,018
Absolutely.
396
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:28,588
This is the one.
This is the one.
397
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:29,789
Cousin, I'm kinda sure
it's this one.
398
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:32,258
Kinda sure?
Kinda sure?
399
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:34,126
Balki, I am positive
it is this one.
400
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,762
No, I was in the basket.
I know it.
401
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:40,433
Well, now you've done it.
Well, now you've done it.
402
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:44,937
Now we can't get back down.
Now we can't get back down.
403
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,806
Balki, get this thing
back down on the ground.
404
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,140
BALKI:
I can't get back.
405
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:49,642
I don't know how it works.
406
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,644
JENNIFER: Oh, my God.
The wind is picking up.
407
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,446
We're starting to drift.
408
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:06,726
Stop it.
409
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:11,998
Balki, I'm sorry your
boysenberry pig gut preserves...
410
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,866
(BOTH LAUGHING)
411
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,771
I'm really sorry
it didn't win first prize.
412
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,307
Balki, I'm sorry your
boysenberry pig gut...
413
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,576
...preserves didn't...
414
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,413
Balki, I'm sorry your
boysenberry pig gut preserves...
415
00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:33,820
Balki, I'm sorry
your boysenberry pig gut
416
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:36,489
preserves didn't win
first prize...
417
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,057
(BOTH LAUGHING)
418
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:46,566
We'll be right back
with a word from our sponsors.
419
00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:52,472
Balki, I'm sorry your
boysenberry pig gut...
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