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I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
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Well, right about now,
Balki and Mary Anne's plane
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should be landing in Athens.
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Two hours on a small plane.
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Six more hours
in a fishing boat.
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Eleven-mile hike,
and they'll be at Balki's house.
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It's hard to believe
they're finally married.
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You know what else
is hard to believe?
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What's that?
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That in seven and a half months
you're going to be a daddy.
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That's nice.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* No matter what
the odds are this time
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* Nothing's going to stand
in my way
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* This flame in my heart
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* Like a long lost friend
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dreams
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dreams
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dreams
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* Nothing's gonna stop me now *
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Jennifer, honey?
You'd better hurry.
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Balki and Mary Anne
are going to be here any minute.
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Larry,
I'm seven months pregnant.
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I don't hurry.
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Just, just take your time
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and park your pretty little
ankles right over here.
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My pretty little ankles?
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Larry...
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You think I'm a whale.
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No! No! No!
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I-I think you're
beautiful, radiant
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and I love you very much.
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Hey, y-y... I've got an idea.
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I'll tell you what.
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Tonight, in, uh, instead
of having dinner at home, again
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when Balki and Mary Anne
get here
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why don't we all
go out to dinner?
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I mean, we've got
a lot of catching up to do.
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Balki and Mary Anne have been
on Mypos for five months.
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I don't wanna go out to dinner.
I don't have anything to wear.
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Well, well, forget dinner.
Let's all go to a movie.
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I don't blame you, Larry
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for wanting to go
somewhere dark,
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so no one sees you're
married to the Goodyear Blimp.
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Well, well, no...
Honey, honey, that's not true.
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Look, hey, hey...
I'll tell you what.
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Let's just forget
about Balki and Mary Anne.
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And, uh, why don't we grab
a bottle of nonalcoholic wine
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Hmm?
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Didn't we just do that?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, we just did that.
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seven weeks, four days
and 11 hours ago.
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Balki's back
and he's better than ever!
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Oh, cousin, cousin!
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Jennifer! Oh, Jennifer,
I'm so happy to be home!
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I missed everything
in this house.
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I missed running up the stairs!
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I missed running down
the stairs!
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I missed jumping over
this couch.
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Cousin.
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Still no upper lip.
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Except you, Jennifer.
Oh.
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Cousin, you exaggerated
in your letter.
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She's nowhere
near as big as a house.
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What?
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Well, no, no.
E-enough about us.
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Where's Mary Anne?
She's right outside.
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We, we have
a surprise for you.
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Now, here we go.
Here we go.
Mary Anne.
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Mary Anne.
Here we go.
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Hi!
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My little spud muffin
is having a tater tot.
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Well, that is great. Oh...
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(LAUGHING)
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(BOTH GROWLING)
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Uh-huh?
Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh?
Uh-huh.
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(SQUEALING)
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Here.
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Congratulations!
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Oh, no...
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We've got a lot of,
of, uh, catching up to do.
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Here. Here you go, sweetheart.
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Take it easy, take it easy.
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Almost there. Oh-ho.
Pillow.
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Oh, here. Here.
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Can I help you, Mary Anne?
With what?
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Never mind.
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Well, this is perfect.
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You got here just in time
for my baby shower tomorrow
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so now it can be
for both of us.
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Oh, that's sweet.
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Why don't we show them
the new nursery?
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We put up new wallpaper.
I hope you like giraffes.
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Well, the meat's
a little tough
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Larry, Larry.
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There you go.
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A fan to keep your face cool.
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A blanket to keep
your body warm.
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A pillow for your aching back
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and some cozies
for your toesies.
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Is there anything else
I can do for you, honey?
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And, uh, how are you,
my little pork loin?
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I'm perfect.
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And don't you forget it.
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(GIGGLING)
Oh!
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Oh...
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No.
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Sore back?
No.
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Swollen ankles?
No.
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Wild, uncontrollable
almost murderous mood-swings?
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Uh, I didn't mean you, honey.
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Not you. Not you.
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So you aren't experiencing
any symptoms of pregnancy?
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Well, just that pregnant glow.
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I hate you.
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BALKI: Don't worry.
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pesky problems of pregnancy.
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What's that?
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The Midolcrampabloatolous root.
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It helps you get rid of them
awful symptoms of pregnancy.
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I brought some home from Mypos
for Mary Anne,
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but she don't need it.
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Yes.
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We, uh, tried planting
it closer to town
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but goats feeding in the area
kept exploding.
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Can I tempt you?
Thanks, but no.
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Jennifer's right.
There's absolutely no way.
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Look, we don't even know
if this root is safe.
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I mean, there's,
there's probably got some
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horrible side effects.
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Well, hmm, there, there is one
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but, I don't... This is not
the place to discuss it.
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See? See? What happens?
What, does your hair turn green?
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What, your teeth get soft?
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What? What? What?
Well.
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It, it releases uncontrollable
passionate desires in a woman.
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Well, if it'll help
reduce your swollen ankles...
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Larry, goats exploded.
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No, no, now, no conclusive
evidence has ever linked
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the goat explosions to the root.
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Do you hear that? You hear that?
"No conclusive evidence."
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Maybe you should try it.
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No, I-I don't want to.
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I'll try it first,
and, and prove that it's safe.
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Not only am I
not going to try it
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but you're
not gonna try it either.
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What if you grow an arm
out of your neck or something?
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It's time to read nursery rhymes
to our stomachs.
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I feel like "Goldilocks."
What do you feel like?
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JENNIFER:
"Humpty Dumpty."
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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What are you doing?
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Balki, I'm doing this
for Jennifer's own good.
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The sooner I take this
and show her that
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there is nothing wrong with it
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the sooner my life
returns to normal.
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Her life. Her life
returns to normal.
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Cut the babasticki.
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You're not doing
this for Jennifer
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you're doing it for yourself.
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You got me.
Well...
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Oh, give me that!
Give me that. Cousin...
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You can't... You...
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You cannot just eat
the Midolcrampabloatolous root
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like that.
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What do you think this is?
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You... This has to be prepared.
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You have to take
some shavings of this.
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Put them in the saucepan
with some bonemeal,
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goat's milk, and a packet
of grape Kool-Aid for color.
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Nothing is going to happen.
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Yeah, I knew it.
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Another bogus, Myposian...
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Oh, boy, I feel great!
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I feel alive! I feel tall!
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I feel a myriad of things!
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That's a wonderful word,
isn't it? Myriad?
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I wonder what it means.
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Oh, I've got
to give her a call.
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You know Aunt Miriam?
Lovely woman.
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Balki, have you ever noticed
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how many talk shows
there are now?
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You had to bite the root,
didn't you?
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So?
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and you're speaking
very quickly.
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But why would I notice
that I was talking quickly?
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My gym bag!
That's where I left my watch!
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Balki, you have got to try this!
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No! No! No, I don't want to!
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No! Ow! Ow!
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(MUMBLING)
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Nothing.
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Absolutely nothing.
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You know what I think?
Ooh-whoo! Ooh wah hah!
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Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
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This stuff is good!
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* Dai dai dai dai
dai dai dai dai
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* Hey-hey hey-hey
hey-hey hey-hey *
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I hope I get through
this shower. I am exhausted.
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I don't know what Larry
and Balki were doing last night
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but they were making so much
noise it kept me up all night.
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(CACKLING)
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What have you two been up to
all night and half the morning?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Tell her! Tell her! Tell her!
Tell her! Tell her! Tell her!
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Tell her! Tell her!
Tell her! Tell her!
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Shut up!
Okay.
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You know.
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And then we rewired the house.
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Giving us 30% more wattage.
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(SCREAMING)
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(CACKLING)
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Larry, you don't know
how to rewire a house.
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That's what I thought.
But it was a snap.
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First you reset the--
Panels.
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Breaker panels,
and into the junction--
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BOTH: Three way switches!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Three way! Three way! Three way!
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(MUMBLING)
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If you don't remember,
the black--
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Is positive and the white--
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Is negative, then--
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BOTH: W-wowww!
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Larry, why aren't you blinking?
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Time waster!
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(LAUGHING)
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Look, I don't know what
you guys are up to,
but I don't have time
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to deal with this right now.
The guests are almost here.
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Why don't you go and change?
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And we'd better hurry
and put out the food.
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Jennifer, do you ever
get a stabbing pain
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in your lower back that
shoots down through your legs?
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Yes. Yes! Do you get that too?
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No.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
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Get me more of that root!
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This is all I have left.
That's it?
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Don't you have a root man
we could call?
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Unfortunately not.
Oh.
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But I have a better idea.
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After the baby shower,
we can fly to Mypos
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00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,332
and get more root!
256
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,233
Yes!
257
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,867
We'll fly to Mypos.
258
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,803
BOTH: Whoo!
259
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,606
Bring back more root
and plant it in the backyard!
260
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:43,376
Better yet, we'll put
a giant grow light on the roof!
261
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:48,015
BOTH: Whoo!
262
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,350
Whoo!
263
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:58,758
Forget the roof!
264
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,894
I don't know what we'll
do with our clothes,
265
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,131
but we'll worry
about that later.
266
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:05,932
You know...
267
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,734
It's taken you six years,
cousin.
268
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,937
But you have finally come up
with a plan that makes sense.
269
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,073
Thank you!
No, thank you!
270
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,141
No, thank you!
No, thank you!
271
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,243
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
272
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,079
Whoo! Ow!
Whoo! Ow!
273
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,749
Now give me the root!
274
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:32,392
Oh, wow!
Oh, boy!
275
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,363
Cousin, I have
the most brilliant idea.
276
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,931
What if our knees
bent both ways?
277
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,933
Come here! Come here. Come here.
278
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,669
(MUMBLING)
279
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:43,936
All right, here. Hold it.
280
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,139
(GRUNTING)
281
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,021
Ooh!
282
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,092
(LARRY MUTTERING)
283
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:14,101
JENNIFER:
Larry, what are you doing?
284
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,803
We're trying to see if we can
make my knees bend both ways.
285
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,271
But thanks for asking.
286
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,075
(BOTH GRUNTING)
287
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,211
(PANTING)
288
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,715
(GRUNTING)
289
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,784
Why are you acting like this?
290
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:34,787
(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
291
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,693
BOTH: We ate the root.
292
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,333
And we didn't
explode or anything.
293
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,168
Jennifer,
you really gotta try it.
294
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,636
Here, give me the root.
Give me the root.
295
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,838
Oh, here, there's
only a little bit left.
296
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,175
But we want to give it to you.
297
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,644
We'll have a whole lot more
when we tear down the house.
298
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,712
(GIGGLING)
299
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,652
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
300
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,423
BOTH: The root.
301
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:18,431
It's making you weird.
Although you do seem taller.
302
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,307
I'll tell you what.
303
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:35,148
Why don't you two go outside
304
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,217
(BOTH GRUNTING)
305
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:43,122
Oh, boy!
Oh, wow!
306
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,458
You know, she's right.
307
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,427
Let's take a walk!
Okay!
308
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,731
(GRUNTING)
309
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,104
Balki! Why walk when we can eat?
310
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,806
BOTH: Food!
311
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,875
(MOANING)
312
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:07,480
Wait, wait, wait.
313
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,015
This food is for the party.
314
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,518
Well, a nibble won't hurt.
No one will notice.
315
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,953
We'll just have
a teensy meensy insy binsy
316
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,189
little bite of each dish.
317
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:21,294
Okay, we'll have a eensy teensy
weensy little bite of each dish.
318
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,765
(BOTH GIGGLING)
319
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,767
(MUMBLING)
320
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,742
(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
321
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,382
BOTH: Very, very good!
322
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:46,386
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
323
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,532
Hi, Jennifer.
324
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,202
Hi, Mary Anne.
325
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,939
BOTH: Are you still mad at us?
326
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,578
Because of you two,
instead of thank you cards
327
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,213
we had to send out
apology cards.
328
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,918
Well, if it makes you
feel any better
329
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,954
Balki and I are paying
for our behavior.
330
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:27,494
I feel like the Myposian army
just marched across my face.
331
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:35,167
Mary Anne, Mary Anne.
332
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,270
I'm so sorry. I'm s...
333
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:40,707
I never should have eaten
the Midolcrampabloatolous root.
334
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:43,610
Forgive me?
335
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:44,877
Okay!
Mmm-hmm.
336
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:52,084
Jennifer, I'm so sorry.
337
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:56,456
I never should've eaten
the Midolcrampabloatolous root.
338
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,691
Will you forgive me?
339
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,564
I don't think so, Larry.
340
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,669
But, but, Jen, I, I only ate it
so, so you could take it
341
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:12,905
and, and get some relief
from your bloating,
342
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:16,809
and aching, and swelling,
and whining.
343
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,314
And, and, and I'm,
I'm not helping myself, am I?
344
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:24,651
Cousin, you're going down
in flames, but don't worry.
345
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,486
Because I have just the thing
346
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:29,188
to get your relationship
back on track.
347
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:33,360
Please, Balki, not another
bizarre Myposian remedy.
348
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,962
Well, there's nothing
bizarre about it.
349
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,730
Here's $20.
350
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,100
Go to the movies,
sit in the balcony
351
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,735
don't watch the movie.
352
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:48,541
What do you think, Jen?
353
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,410
Sounds wonderful.
354
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:57,484
Thanks, Balki,
that's very kind of you.
355
00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:00,920
And that's just the beginning.
356
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,089
a giant pig spleen float.
357
00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:07,894
With or without brine,
your choice.
358
00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:20,440
There, that's better.
359
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,809
Thank you.
No, thank you.
360
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:25,545
I am thanking you.
No, thank you, thank you.
361
00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:28,047
Thank you, thank you...
Thank you, thank you...
362
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,348
Oh.
Ow.
363
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,620
(DOORBELL RINGING)
364
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,822
BOTH: We'll get it.
365
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:39,158
JENNIFER: Larry.
366
00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:40,660
Larry.
367
00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:42,629
Larry.
368
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,564
BOTH: They're here!
369
00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:47,133
Oh, my God.
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