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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* No matter what the odds
are this time
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* Nothing's gonna stand
in my way
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* This flame in my heart
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* Like a long lost friend
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
the wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life
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* My dream *
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* And nothing's gonna
stop me now *
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* Happy birthday to you *
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
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Now, now, listen...
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...I-I-I want to
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to make an announcement.
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This is a very important
birthday for me.
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And not even
Cousin Larry knows why?
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Because today
not only I turn 25
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but according to
Mypos tradition...
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...I also
become a man.
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Wow, what were you before?
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I was 24.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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I'll get it.
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I'm looking
for Balki Bartokomous.
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I am Balki Bartokomous.
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Come in.
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I am Verbos Verazonns...
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...from the island of Pathos.
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Pathos. From Pathos.
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Everybody, he-he is from Pathos.
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Pathos-Pathos, is the-is the
island that is the neighbor
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of Mypos to the east
and Skeptos is to the west
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and all together they form
the Tri-Island Area.
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So you're from Pathos.
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It's funny,
you don't look pathetic.
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Well, only my father
is from Pathos.
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My mother was born
in Skeptos.
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Oh.
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Oh! Yeah, yeah, now I see...
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...yeah, the nose and the mouth
are definitely pathetic.
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And those eyes...
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...those are the eyes
of a skeptic.
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Oh, your welcome.
Thank you.
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Don't mention.
Thank you.
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Don't mention.
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Yes, but the reason I've
traveled all this way...
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...I brought you birthday
present from your mother.
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Birthday present
from mama?
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Here's cookie for you.
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(GASPING)
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A moo koo cookie!
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Balki Bartokomous...
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...in honor of
your 25th birthday...
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(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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...allow me to present
Kiki Karadopolis...
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...your bride to be.
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(COUGHING)
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Cousin...
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...I got Kiki and Verbos
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settled into the hotel.
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Oh, good.
And you got Mary Anne flowers.
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She was really upset.
That'll make her feel better.
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What're you doing?
These are for tomorrow.
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The bride has to walk
down an aisle
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littered with flower petals.
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Whoa, hold it.
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What bride?
What littered aisle?
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What are you talking about?
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wedding with reception
immediately following.
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I thought we'd put like three
rows of chairs right here...
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...and, uh, the altar
over there and...
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W-w-wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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You mean you're going
through with this.
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The goat has already
been delivered.
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Goat?
What goat?
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It's the standard,
short-form
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inter-island
marriage agreement.
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I get a bride and Kiki's father
gets a goat.
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Now...I thought...
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...what I would do
let me just see
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'cause these things
are on sale...
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...I want to just...
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strew a little bit...
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Oh, this works good.
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And then, I thought
this would be a good place
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to put the traditional...
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...bull.
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All right, all right, Balki...
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...I've had it
with traditional Myposian bull.
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Are you telling me
you're happy
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marrying a woman
you don't even know?
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Well, cousin,
she seemed very pleasant
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on the way to the hotel.
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Cousin, ah, uh, I-I'm gonna
get to know her.
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We have years and years
and years ahead of us.
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But are you happy?
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Yes, I'm happy.
You're happy?
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Yes, I'm happy.
You're happy?
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I'm happy!
I'm happy! I'm happy!
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No, I'm not happy!
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I'm gonna have to move out
and get another place to live
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and I'll have to get
a second job
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and Mary Anne and I
will have to stop dating.
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I-I'd rather have my arms
cut off at the knees
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than go through with this.
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I'm glad we got that
out in the open.
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Now, tomorrow morning,
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I'll go down to the hotel
and talk to Kiki.
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Tell her thanks,
but no thanks
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and get them on the next plane
to the Tri-Island Area.
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Cousin, I-I got to marry Kiki.
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What? Wait...why?
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We were doing so well
here for a moment.
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There was a connection.
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It was succinct.
I got to...
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I-I got to...
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First...
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And second, if-if I don't
marry Kiki,
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she will be disgraced.
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No other man
will ever have her.
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And she will have to walk
through the streets of Pathos
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wearing the scarlet letter.
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The scarlet letter.
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"R."
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For returned.
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Balki, isn't there anything
you can do
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to get out
of this wedding?
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Well, I remember when
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Depozipol Epopaloo got out
of his pre-arranged marriage
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to Mitchiboomba.
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Well, the ground opened up
and swallowed him.
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But...
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between now and tomorrow...
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...I'll be a married man.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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LYDIA:
Let me get this straight.
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Balki is marrying someone
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he's only known
for 16 hours?
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That's right.
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Wh-what-what is this?
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A whirlwind romance?
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No, a birthday present.
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Wow.
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I only got him cologne.
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Well, you see,
she came from Pathos, and...
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I'll explain it
to her, baby.
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Thanks.
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Balki, we're almost ready.
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What...what is it?
What's wrong?
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No, no, y-y-you look fine.
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Just you look like
you're about to lead
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the Charge of the Light Brigade.
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It's the sword,
isn't it?
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Well, no really
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it's everything.
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But the sword
is a big part of it.
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Well, it's-it's a traditional
Myposian wedding saber.
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Is it a Myposian
cultural symbol
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of honor and courage?
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No, we use it
on the wedding night
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to keep the sheep
off the bed.
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Of course, uh...
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...listen, uh...
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...Balki...
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...there's something
I wanna..
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...tell you.
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Cousin...
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...I-I already know it.
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You learn a lot
from watching sheep.
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Although if they catch you
watching they come after you.
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They-they come after you.
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...before you go off
to start your new life
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I just wanted to say goodbye.
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I don't want to
say goodbye.
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than it already is.
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You know I-I have
trouble expressing...
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Emotion.
Right.
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It's just over
the last three years
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you've become my...
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Closest...friend.
Right.
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And when you showed up
on my doorstep
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you just made me...
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Feel.
So...
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Needed.
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You know,
I'm-I'm really gonna
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m-m-m...
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Miss me.
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That wasn't so hard
to say.
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I guess I really opened up.
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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Larry, that surprise is ready.
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Oh.
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Balki, I have a...
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...wedding present for you.
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I called Mypos and had them
get your mama on the phone
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so that she could listen
to the wedding ceremony.
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Oh, cousin...
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...only you would have thought
of a present
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as wonderful as that.
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Thank you.
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Well, I'd better go say,
"Dazu o do yo yay" to mama.
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I will pack my things
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Well, I guess you'll be happy
to get back to Pathos.
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I don't think
I'll ever be happy again.
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Is something wrong?
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I'm in love with Kiki.
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Verbos, that's great.
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No, it's terrible.
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I'm in love
with another man's wife!
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Not yet, she's not.
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No, we can't call off
this stupid wedding.
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What do you mean, we can't
call off this stupid wedding?
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You're in love with Kiki!
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But, she's not in love
with me.
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Just tell me if this
headpiece is too tight.
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I want to die.
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I'll loosen it.
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The headpiece is fine.
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Well, if it makes
you feel any better.
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Balki is one
of the finest human beings
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on the face of the earth.
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I'm sure he is fine.
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But, I am in love with Verbos.
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Kiki, this is wonderful!
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Now, we can call off
this stupid wedding!
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No, we can't.
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It's too late for me
to tell Verbos
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how I feel about him.
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But, I don't understand.
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Why is it too late
to tell Verbos how you feel?
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He may feel
the same way about you.
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(SIGHING)
He doesn't even know
I'm alive.
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I would only be rejected
and humiliated
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and then I would have
to throw myself
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into the ocean halfway home.
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Because, there's no way
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I'm walking around
with that "R" on my chest.
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Mary Anne.
Balki.
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Um...Mary Anne,
I want you to know
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that even though
I'm marrying Kiki
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it will take me...
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...years and years
before I can begin
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to feel about her the way
I already feel about you.
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Mary Anne, I'm so sorry
that you've been hurt.
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Maybe it would have been better
if I never come to America.
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Oh, Balki, don't say that.
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I'm glad you came to America.
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If you hadn't,
I never would have met you.
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I don't regret a thing, except
maybe this marriage business.
262
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,996
Do you think that
we can still be friends?
263
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,200
Of course,
we can still be friends.
264
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,377
Come on, Mary Anne.
265
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:40,280
I'll-I'll get you
a good seat.
266
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,554
I know the groom.
267
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,429
You can sit right up in front.
268
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:59,466
Uh, I assume
you must be the groom?
269
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,369
I'm Reverend Bacon.
Oh, I'm Balki Bartokomous.
270
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,536
(GROANING)
271
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:04,604
Oh.
272
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,976
Pardon my saber.
273
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,446
Thank you for coming
on such short notice.
274
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,249
You know, usually we have Mooki,
the oldest man on the island
275
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,718
come down from Mt. Mypos
to perform the wedding
276
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,320
but since the trip
would kill him
277
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,322
we decided to go
with someone local.
278
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,492
Well, you're not to worry.
I think I can handle it.
279
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,827
I'm used to performing
strange weddings.
280
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:30,497
I used to live in California.
281
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,799
Uh, I wrote out the Myposian
wedding vows
282
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,335
for you in English, in case
you're not familiar with them.
283
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,938
What's that word?
Dysentery.
284
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,310
Balki, I think mama
wants to talk to you.
285
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,978
MAMA: (ON PHONE) Balki.
Oh!
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00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:52,019
Dazu, mama.
Oh, oh, ya, l-lots of staticky.
287
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:55,222
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
288
00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:01,228
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
289
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,464
Okay. Later, babe.
290
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,969
Cousin.
Cousin, Larry.
291
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,775
Okay, cousin.
292
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,844
This is it.
293
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,180
(SIGHING) Balki, do I really
have to do this part?
294
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,849
Cousin, this is, this is one
of the most sacred parts
295
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:25,118
of the Myposian
wedding ceremony.
296
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:28,221
The best man
has to give the groom away.
297
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,991
All right.
Let's get this over with.
298
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,265
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
299
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,243
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
300
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,057
She's ready.
301
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:11,030
("HERE COMES THE BRIDE" PLAYING)
302
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,750
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
303
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,058
BACON:
"We are gathered here today
304
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:42,095
"to join together
in holy matrimony
305
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:45,398
"Balki Bartokomous,
humble sheepherder
306
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,401
"turned big-city
mailroom executive.
307
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,405
'"And Kiki Karadopolis'
308
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:56,276
daughter of Attila
and Chi Chi Karadopolis."
309
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:01,714
Yeah.
310
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,517
Too bad,
she's in love with Verbos.
311
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,519
Yeah.
312
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,720
What?
313
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,590
Unfortunately,
he doesn't know she's alive.
314
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:14,161
Yes, he does!
He's crazy about her!
315
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:17,864
That's wonderful! Now, we can
call off this stupid wedding!
316
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,402
"is a symbol of
the marriage relationship
317
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:26,573
"which lasts forever
and ever and ever...
318
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,208
...and ever."
319
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:31,878
Do you, Balki Bartokomous
320
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,081
take this woman to be
your lawfully wedded wife?
321
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,284
I--
Stop the ceremony!
322
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,486
The-the wrong people
are getting married here!
323
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,288
Kiki is in love with Verbos
324
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,291
and Verbos is in love with Kiki.
325
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,059
You love me?
326
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,128
You love me?
327
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,631
You love each other?
328
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,771
That's great!
329
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,274
(SOBBING)
330
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:07,614
Am I missing something here?
331
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,849
Should-shouldn't we all be
doing the Dance Of Joy?
332
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,885
Yes! Of course we should!
333
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,754
* Da-da-da-da-da-da-da *
334
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:19,259
Cousin, cousin, cousin.
335
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,160
Be-because Mypos tradition says
336
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,629
that I still have to marry Kiki.
337
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,831
The wedding
has to go on as planned.
338
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,167
What is it
with you people?
339
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,371
Kiki and Verbos are in love.
340
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,105
Doesn't that mean anything?
341
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,474
MAMA: (ON PHONE) Balki!
342
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:37,910
Nay, mama?
343
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,713
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
344
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,687
M-mama says that she wants
to call off the wedding!
345
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,992
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
346
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,828
Oh, w-wait a minute,
there's-there's bad news.
347
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:59,499
Uh...Kiki's parents don't
want to give back the goat.
348
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:04,571
You mean, two people are gonna
have their lives ruined...
349
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,973
Three people are gonna
have their lives ruined...
350
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,040
Four people--
Cousin!
351
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,943
A bunch of people
352
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:19,652
over a stupid goat?
353
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,655
(MAMA SPEAKING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
354
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,726
Oh. Okay, babe.
355
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,395
You're the boss.
356
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,736
So, what did she say?
357
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:42,141
She said that, that,
that..."That a deal was made...
358
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:45,678
"...and a goat was delivered...
359
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,915
...and a marriage
must take place."
360
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,817
Oh!
Oh!
361
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:55,021
But, she did suggest
one small change.
362
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,965
Yay!
363
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,535
Sorry.
364
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,639
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
365
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,679
It was a beautiful wedding.
366
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,247
I didn't like the way it began
367
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,550
but I sure
like the way it ended.
368
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,652
Are we still on
for hot chocolate later?
369
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:28,488
Dead horses
couldn't drag me away.
370
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,791
I'll bring the marshmallows
371
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:35,227
my little lamb kebab.
372
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,564
Come on, Mary Anne.
Bye.
373
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,703
Well, Balki.
374
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,572
Right about now,
the newlyweds
375
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:49,208
should be enjoying
the wedding present I gave them.
376
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,411
(SIGHING) A night's stay
in the bridal suite
377
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:54,414
of the Evanston Econo Lodge.
378
00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,886
Cousin, thank you.
379
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:02,689
If it wasn't for you,
I'd be down at the Econo Lodge
380
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,557
right now, eating pork rinds
381
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:08,995
and watching my pathetic bride
cry her eyes out.
382
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,563
MAMA: (ON PHONE) Balki?
383
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:12,799
I forgot about mama!
384
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,333
She's still on the phone?
385
00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:17,336
(MAMA YELLING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
386
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,378
Say goodbye, I'm gonna
have to take out a loan
387
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:26,946
to pay for this call.
388
00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:29,649
MAMA: (ON PHONE) Balki!
389
00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:32,552
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
390
00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:35,488
She says she's not gonna
get off the phone
391
00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:37,424
until we do the Dance Of Joy.
392
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:41,093
* Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
393
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,896
* Hey hey hey hey *
394
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,565
Bye, babe.
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