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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kinda change
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* No matter what the odds
are this time
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* And nothing's
gonna stop me now *
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All right, Harriette,
after last night's thrilling,
come from behind victory,
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your season bowling average
is now...
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135.
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I'm hot.
I'm totally hot.
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Oh, how am I doing, Larry?
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All right, your average
has climbed to...
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79.
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79!
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And I haven't even peaked yet.
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All right, and Calvin
still has the league-leading
bowling average of...
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195.
(LAUGHS)
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All right, now.
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Nothing's gonna stop us.
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ALL: Win!
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We are going to...
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ALL: Win! Win! Win!
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Win! Win! Win!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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This is fun!
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What are we doing?
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We are psyching up.
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(ALL GRUNTING ENTHUSIASTICALLY)
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For the big bowling
championship.
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(ALL GRUNTING ENTHUSIASTICALLY)
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Are you gonna come
and watch us play?
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Well, of course, I am.
Don't be ridiculous.
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When is it?
Tomorrow night.
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Oh, Wednesday is bad for me.
I have a doctor's appointment.
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Can we do it Tuesday?
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Balki, this is the championship,
not a dinner date.
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Oh, yeah. Me too.
All right, all right.
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Keep it warm. Yes! Yes!
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I can't wait to see Gorpley
when they hand me that trophy.
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He's been rubbing my face
in it for a year.
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Rubbing your face
with the trophy?
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Cousin, that could
damage your pores.
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All right!
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See, I left two standings
now you...
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So, this is an
American bowling alley.
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It don't look like
any alley I've ever seen.
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Listen to me,
I really need to get
a lot of practice in tonight.
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So, please, just sit down
and don't touch anything.
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Cousin, I don't
suppose you will like
to teach me how to bowl.
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No. No.
Cousin...
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Absolutely not, no, no.
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I have to concentrate.
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Oh, hi, guys.
Oh, no, no.
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Not now, Balki.
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When I bowl. When...
Oh, oh.
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Yeah, where is Calvin?
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Oh. Hi, guys.
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Hi, Mr. Gorpley.
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What bad luck?
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Oh, I guess,
you haven't heard.
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Gee, I hate to be
the bearer of bad news.
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What bad news?
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Well, it seems that
Calvin's boss
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sent him to a seminar
in Topeka for two weeks.
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I guess he's gonna
miss the match.
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Wait a minute, Mr. Gorpley.
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Aren't you Calvin's boss?
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Oh, so I am.
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Oh, trust me, Appleton.
It's not even close.
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I don't believe that guy.
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He did it again.
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and now this.
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Well, I'm too angry
to practice.
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I'm gonna go home
and burn dinner.
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I gotta go shopping.
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The only thing that gets
me out of the depression
is buying on credit.
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Oh, cousin, I'm so sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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If I have to, I'll pick
up the slack myself.
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Well, cousin, if you have
time to go pick up your slacks,
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you have time
to teach me how to bowl.
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No. Absolutely not.
Come on...
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(SIGHS)
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Cousin...
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I want to bowl.
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Okay, fine. Get a ball.
Let's get this over with.
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Oh, this one's no good.
It's got holes in it.
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Balki, Balki...
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The holes are what
you put your fingers in.
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Yes.
Well, I'll be snookered!
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Yeah.
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You know, they love
to get in there.
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Balki, Balki, Balki.
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Watch me.
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All right, now.
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You stand here.
Uh-huh.
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All right?
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Get relaxed
and comfortable, okay.
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Yeah. Bring the ball up
to eye level...
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Line up your shot.
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And then when I'm...
Bad place to stand.
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Bad place to stand.
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All right, then, when
everything comes together...
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You start your stride.
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Cousin, you know what?
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This is just like
nok-nok-roll-a-rock.
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Nok-nok-roll-a-rock?
Exactly.
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It's the Myposian game
the whole family can play.
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First, you take a rock...
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Oh, but listen to me!
Listen to me.
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Just take a rock.
You don't just take a rock.
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Part of the skill...
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Is picking just,
just the right rock.
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Uh, you have to feel...
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At one, with your rock.
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And you get it...
Balki.
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But in America,
where we've already gone through
the industrial revolution...
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Sports are a bit
more sophisticated.
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It takes years
to become a good bowler.
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Well, then let's get started!
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All right, get a ball.
Get a ball.
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How am I doing so far?
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You seem to have
mastered that part.
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Well, I should say so.
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Well, maybe not.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTING)
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Ahhh!
There we go.
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There we go.
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Why don't you try this one?
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Better?
Yeah.
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Better?
Oh, yeah.
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Okay, yeah. You got it?
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Yeah. Yeah.
You got it?
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Oh!
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Remember, what I told you,
get relaxed and comfortable.
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Just relaxed and comfortable.
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Oh!
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Get up.
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Get up. Get up.
Get up!
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All right, now...
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I can't see a thing.
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Lower the ball.
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There it is.
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All right, now...
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Start your stride.
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No, no, no.
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Yes.
(GIGGLING)
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All right, start your stride,
okay?
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Step on the right foot,
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the first step of a four-step
delivery. Step on the left.
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As you step on the right,
swing the ball back
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step left, swing forward
and release.
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Cousin, I don't think
it's gonna make it.
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That's enough for today.
Shall I...
Shall I give it a little kick?
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No, no, no,
no, no, no.
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Cousin, can I...
Look, look.
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Can I just,
can I just try one thing?
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I, I want,
can I just try it my way?
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Can I just try it my way?
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Balki, if you wanna use some
of your Stone Age techniques...
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Go right ahead.
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Thank you. I will.
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Now first...
I have to find a ball
that I'm at one with.
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Oh!
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Nok, nok, nok, nok, nok.
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(SCREAMING)
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LYDIA:
Are you telling me
that Balki is a great bowler?
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Yeah, I couldn't believe it.
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He bowled a 285
on his first game.
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285?
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285.
In one game?
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That's a month's worth
of bowling for you.
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Hi.
Oh, hi.
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Hi, hi, hi, hi.
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Larry, we miss anything?
No, no.
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Well, he should be here
any minute.
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I saved you these seats.
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Oh, great. Thanks.
Thanks.
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Appleton, let's get this show
on the road.
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All right, keep your shirt on.
Not all of our team is here yet.
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Oh, who did you get
to replace Calvin?
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One of the babes
from the typing pool?
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(LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING) Bartokomous?
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Excuse me, uh, I have to go
get ready for our victory party.
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You won't be laughing so much
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when Balki gets here.
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Oh! Am I late?
Am I in the bowling alley?
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Balki.
Cousin?
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Oh, this is gonna be fun.
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00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,120
Balki, what's the matter
with you?
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00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,788
Harriette?
Right here, baby.
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The eye doctor
put-put drops in my eyes
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and I can't see a thing.
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00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:24,364
Balki, you didn't tell me you
were going to the eye doctor.
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00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,100
Well, I didn't think
it was important.
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I was wrong.
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00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,007
I can't do it.
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00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,509
I can't think of everything
he doesn't know.
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Come on, cousin. I can bowl.
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The doctor said that they would
clear up in just a few hours.
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00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,717
And all I need to do is just
take a little practice shot.
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Uh, okay?
All right.
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Okay.
Okay.
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00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,964
(SCREAMING)
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Come on, Appleton.
Enough stalling.
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00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,677
Let's get started.
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00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,046
He's, he's gotta take
a few practice frames.
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00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,581
(LAUGHING)
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00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,686
Okay.
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00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:27,294
All right. Here we go,
here we go.
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00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,761
Now, can you see the pins?
No.
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00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,964
Can you see the pins?
No.
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00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,432
Okay, go.
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Nok, nok, nok, nok, nok.
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00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:53,220
(SCREAMING)
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00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,688
Good luck, Balki.
Thanks, Mary Anne.
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00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,524
Balki, concentrate.
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(SCREAMING)
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00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,861
Balki, Balki, hold it, hold it.
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Hold it, hold it, hold it.
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Hold it, hold it.
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Yay! Yay! Ha!
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Yes!
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(SCREAMING)
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00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,658
(LAUGHING)
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00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,878
Appleton, give up.
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00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,881
The Mypiot needs a strike
and a spare to win this thing.
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00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,150
Face it. That trophy is mine.
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00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,052
Not so fast, Gorpley.
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It ain't over till it's over.
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00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,025
It's over.
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00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,199
Cousin, I'm starting to see
a little better.
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Balki. Balki. Balki.
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00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,571
(WHISTLING)
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00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:24,977
Cousin, I think I can do this.
You do?
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00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,846
Yeah, I have a feeling about it.
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00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:31,851
The same feeling I had at the
'81 Roll-a-Rock Fall Classic.
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We were down to our last rock
and there were still
six gourds standing
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and everybody said
this is impossible,
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but I knew if I dug deep,
252
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deep down inside myself,
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I could knock the goodies
out of those gourds.
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00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,402
And did you?
Well, no.
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00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,304
Oh, God!
256
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,407
But it was a good feeling
anyway. A real good one.
257
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,876
Okay, cousin, I'm ready.
258
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,479
Just lead me to those balls.
259
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,917
Come on, come on.
Come on, Balki, come on.
260
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,254
All right, I've lined you up.
261
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,756
Now, just follow your nose.
262
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,871
Nok, nok, nok, nok, nok.
263
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,707
(SCREAMING)
264
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,147
(ALL CHEERING)
265
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,748
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
266
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,585
All right, all right.
Now, now, all right.
267
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,389
Okay.
268
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,858
All we need is a spare,
and the championship is ours.
269
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,294
All right. Wait here.
270
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,829
You know what to do.
Yeah.
271
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,240
Nok, nok, nok, nok...
Come on, baby.
272
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,841
Let's go, Balki!
Come on.
273
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,844
(SCREAMING)
274
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,715
LARRY: Yes, yes!
275
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,151
Oh, no. No!
276
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,287
ALL: Yes, yes!
277
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,360
Cousin, you're frowning.
278
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:27,334
Well, that's great.
No, no, it's a 7-10 split.
279
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,702
It's the hardest split
in bowling to pick up.
280
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:35,708
Oh, come on, cousin, one time
in, in Nok Nok Roll-a-Rock
I had a deadly 58-37 split.
281
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,445
And you made it?
Well, no.
282
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,179
Oh, God.
283
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,282
Nobody makes that.
284
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,517
Why do you tell me
these stories?
285
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,619
It's just a way
of dealing with anxiety.
286
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,090
All right, come here.
Come on, come on, come on.
287
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,459
All right.
288
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,496
Come on.
Knock it out of the park.
289
00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:01,834
Now remember,
this is only a game.
290
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:05,538
It's the most important game
of my life.
291
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,974
But it's only a game.
292
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,611
Not too much pressure.
293
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,260
Nok, nok, nok, nok, nok.
294
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,466
(INAUDIBLE)
295
00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:00,493
(ALL CHEERING)
296
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:25,618
I can't wait to take it
to work tomorrow
and rub Gorpley's face in it.
297
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:29,656
Cousin, isn't that what
Mr. Gorpley used to do to you?
298
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:35,194
And you hated it
when he did it, didn't you?
299
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:39,866
I sure did, and now he's gonna
see what it feels like.
300
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:47,807
This trophy is supposed to
represent your accomplishments,
not somebody else's misfortune.
301
00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:55,114
You're gonna take all the fun
out of winning this, aren't you?
302
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,717
You're just gonna suck
all the fun right out of it.
303
00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,786
Okay, cousin,
cousin, cousin, look.
304
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,422
Listen to me.
You're missing the point.
305
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,657
The point of this trophy,
this trophy says
306
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:07,560
that your team was better
than Mr. Gorpley's.
307
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,996
And not rubbing his face
on it means
308
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:12,565
that you're a better winner
than he is.
309
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,070
Oh, you know he does.
310
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,808
Can I just call him up
to make sure?
311
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,042
No.
312
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,915
How about a nasty note
on his office door?
313
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:31,551
BOTH: No, no, no.
No, no, no.
314
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:36,523
How about if I just drive by his
house and yell, "Loser, loser?"
315
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:39,659
'Cause I need something,
I need something
316
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:44,030
to call my own, a little
something to hang on to.
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