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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* No matter what the odds
are this time
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
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* Like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Through the rain
and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life
and my dream
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* And nothing's gonna
stop me now *
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Cousin, I'm so excited,
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and I just can't hide it.
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I'm about to lose control...
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And I think I like it.
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I can't believe I am finally
going to fly on an airplane
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and spend a whole week
in The Great Pumpkin.
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No, Balki,
not "The Great Pumpkin."
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New York City
is the "Big Apple."
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Is that all you're taking?
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Well, of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.
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I'm wearing an extra
set of Jockey shorts.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Hi, girls!
Hi!
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Hi.
Oh, hi.
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Are you two ready
for New York City?
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Larry, about that
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I'm afraid
we have some bad news.
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We've finally been assigned
to work the Hawaii flight
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the one we've been
bidding on for so long.
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It's the best route
on the schedule, more money,
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and something most flight
attendants only dream about.
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Well, that doesn't
sound like bad news to me.
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It doesn't, does it?
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What was the bad news, Jennifer?
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The bad news is that
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we have to start
our new flight tomorrow
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so we can't go
to New York with you guys.
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I'm really sorry, Larry.
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Oh. Oh... Well, uh...
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Well, that's al right.
I understand about careers.
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the, the Big Apple will be
rotten to the core.
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If you weren't,
you could go to Hawaii
with us.
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Hawaii?
Well, that sounds great!
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But, but I don't know
if we can afford it.
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No, sure you can. If you fly
stand by it'll be just
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a little bit more than you
spend on your trip to New York.
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Cousin, Hawai-i!
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It will be fun and educational.
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Isn't that where the Japanese
bombed Pearl Bailey?
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Yes, it is.
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Well, let's go to Hawaii!
ALL: Oh!
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This is great!
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Well, we better go
get packed.
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We'll see you in the morning.
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We'll be ready.
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We'll never be ready.
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It took six weeks to
pack for New York City.
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Now I've got 12 hours
to pack for Hawaii.
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yet not fussy, in case
we go out to dinner...
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Cousin, all you
need for Hawai-i
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is a swimsuit, a towel
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and a pair of those sandals
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Thongs.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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I'm Balki Bartokomous.
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Balki Bartokomous.
I'm in 22D.
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Feel free to drop by anytime.
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Hello, hello, hello.
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How are you?
Balki Bartokomous.
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Sheepherder.
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Cousin, cousin?
22D and E, come on down!
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(SIGHS)
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Sorry.
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Excuse me.
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Oh!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I'll be by in a second.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Oh, oh. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
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Let me, let me just get by,
and I'll be fine.
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I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry.
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Thank you.
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Cousin, uh...
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(SIGHS)
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You know, uh,
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if you check,
check these bags
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then they, they'll put them
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in the stomach
of the plane for you.
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Balki, Balki, Balki.
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I make it a point to carry on
all my luggage
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and put
in the overhead compartment.
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Well, just, let me...
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I was just going to say that
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So it was.
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Cousin, uh, you...
Uh, let me take care of that.
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You do your bag.
All right, all right,
all right.
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Thank you so much.
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Oh. I'm, I'm so sorry.
Oh, that's okay.
That's okay.
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I'm sorry.
It's okay. It's okay.
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Thank you, sir.
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You know I love
the way you demanded
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Oh!
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Well, there's a lot about me
you don't know, honey.
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But you'll have the rest
of our lives to find out.
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Let me guess.
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Honeymooners?
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(CHUCKLES)
Yes, we are.
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So tell me, was it
a prearranged marriage?
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Or did you have to pay
for her with livestock?
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Gee, she looks like
she could command at least
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two sheep and a goat.
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Do you know, my Aunt Uvula
used to say
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"Just give me an ox.
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"I don't care about the dowry
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Excuse him.
Excuse him.
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He's on anti-nausea medication.
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(EXHALES SHARPLY)
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Balki, these people
don't want to be disturbed.
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Now, buckle up.
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But, cousin, as you know
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both for aesthetic
and practical considerations.
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As I once--
Seat belt. Oh, here.
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Here.
Oh...
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Comfy?
Yeah.
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Tight enough?
Oh, yes!
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Balki, put
the tray table up.
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(STAMMERS) Well, I--
Put the tray table up now.
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Stop it!
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You're not ever
gonna do that again,
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are you?
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It is...
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It, it's, it's very disruptive
to the travel experience.
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Come here.
Oh, cousin, no!
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I promise
I'll never touch it.
Come here. Come here.
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Come here!
Come here! Come on!
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(GROANING)
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Ooh...
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(SIGHS)
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* Trailers for sale or rent
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* Rooms to let 50 cent *
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Balki.
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* No phone no pool no pets
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* I ain't got
no cigarettes
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* Two hours of pushing... *
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Balki!
Aah!
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Why you did that for?
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This is a no-singing section.
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Hi, guys.
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Jennifer! Mary Anne!
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Oh!
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(laughing)
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Oh, we just wanted
to say "Hello"
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Well, then, I have
to give you these now.
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I baked us a little treat
for our trip.
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Those look good.
What are they?
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These are honey-roasted
chalkidikis.
Hmm.
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What?
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Honey-roasted
chalkidikis
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the traditional
travel food of Mypos. Cousin.
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Yeah, no, I'll wait
for the honey-roasted peanuts.
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The traditional
travel food of America.
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Balki, these are delicious.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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but they have a shelf-life
of over 120 years.
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PILOT:
This is Captain Hogan.
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Seatbelts on.
Oh.
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Would you buckle up.
Buckle up.
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BALKI:
Cousin, we're fly-ing!
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Larry, I feel terrible,
and so does Mary Anne.
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Well, maybe
it's something you ate.
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What'd you have for breakfast
this morning?
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Well, just a little coffee,
dry toast
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and that chalkidiki
Balki gave us.
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Jennifer, think very carefully.
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What kind of toast was it?
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Balki, it wasn't the toast.
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What's in those chalkidikis?
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Cousin, nothing special.
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Just, uh, you know,
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uh, flour, eggs, honey, yeast,
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um, goat spleen
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aged at room temperature
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until it has that
little green fur on it.
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Salt and pepper to taste--
Excuse me.
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Little green fur?
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Cousin, I know
what you're thinking.
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You're thinking
I should have waited
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but that's-that's only
what they do
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on the south side of Mypos.
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It's a regional thing.
No, no, no.
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That's not what
I'm talking about.
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Those chalkidikis
made her sick.
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I find that hard to believe.
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I've been eating them
since I was five years old
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and they never made me sick
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un-unless I have them
with milk.
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But, but you don't combine
spleen with dairy products.
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It's, uh, common knowledge.
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What happens if you do?
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You wish you were dead.
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Ah.
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Mary Anne?
Hmm?
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How do you feel?
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I wish I were dead.
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Not a good sign, cousin.
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Did you have any dairy
products this morning?
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Just the cream in my coffee.
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That would do it.
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Jennifer, maybe
you should get help
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from the flight attendants
in first class.
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No, Larry, they'll think
we can't handle the job
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and we'll lose the route.
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00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:04,818
Hey, don't worry.
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I had a glass of milk, and
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I think that will make
me feel better.
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Think again.
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Oh!
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Cousin, uh, remind me
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to put a warning label
on any future chalkidikis.
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Balki, are they
gonna be all right?
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But until then,
it won't be pretty.
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MAN:
Hey, what do you have to do
to get a drink on this flight?
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Oh, I guess I better explain
to the other passengers.
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I'm sure they'll understand.
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No, no, no.
You can't do that.
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Those people
don't wanna understand.
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All they want is service.
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Well, of course, how are
they going to get service
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with, uh, Jennifer
and Marry Anne so sick?
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We'll do it ourselves.
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What?
Come on.
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pour some coffee,
heat up a few TV dinners.
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Let's go.
Cousin, I want the blue one.
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No, it doesn't make
any difference.
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No, I really want it.
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All right. All right. Here.
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Okay.
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Let's head 'em up
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and move 'em out.
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00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,432
Maybe this little thing
down here is the brake.
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(CRASHES)
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00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,443
Yep.
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00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,644
That was it.
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00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:54,727
Sir, may I interest you
in a refreshing beverage?
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White Russian.
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Oh, my goodness, no, no, no.
259
00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,967
Ah, many people
make that mistake.
260
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,235
I'm actually
an olive skinned Myposian.
261
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,471
Balki, it's a drink.
262
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,539
Oh, that White Russian!
263
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,108
Coming up.
264
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,410
Hup, ho!
Ho!
265
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:11,611
Ice.
266
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,446
Nice.
Ice.
267
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,582
Nice twice.
268
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,218
Vodka.
Alodka.
269
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,486
Oh, hup.
270
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,588
Ho. Hey.
271
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,456
Kahlua.
272
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,025
For you-a.
273
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,627
Hup. Ho!
Ho!
274
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,332
Cream.
275
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,733
A dream.
276
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,468
Hup, ho!
277
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,073
Swizzle.
A bizzle.
278
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:44,211
(ALL CLAPPING)
279
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,348
I thought you guys
were just passengers.
280
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,217
Oh, no, no, no.
Uh, we work for the airline.
281
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,386
We're, uh,
quality control experts.
282
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,889
Yes, whenever we find quality,
283
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,658
we try to control it.
284
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:05,565
Don't go away, anybody.
285
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,334
(APPLAUDING)
286
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:12,439
Balki.
287
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,275
Balki.
288
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,110
Balki, this is great!
289
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,611
For the first time,
I'm helping Jennifer
290
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,048
out of a jam
I didn't get her into.
291
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,353
Come on. Let's get
the dinners ready.
292
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,621
HOGAN: Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Captain Hogan again.
293
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,290
Please fasten your seat belts.
294
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,858
It appears
we'll be experiencing
295
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,326
a little turbulence.
296
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,363
Cousin,
297
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,298
what, what is turbulence?
298
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,583
Is that regular?
299
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,885
Yes, it is.
Oh, good.
300
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,687
There you are.
Aah! Aah!
301
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:01,954
Yeah.
302
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,058
Is that decaf?
Yes, it is.
303
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,164
Cream or sugar?
Yes, please.
304
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,066
Aah! Ooh!
305
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:16,803
Well, the cream
is-is by your left foot
306
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,705
and, uh, the sugar...
307
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,514
Hey, you, muck!
My baked potato's cold.
308
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,417
Here, let me heat that up
for you.
309
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,884
Will you get these dirty trays?
310
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,920
Dirty trays?
We haven't even eaten yet.
311
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:48,601
Yeah.
MAN: Yeah, when
are we gonna eat?
312
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,770
Balki, help me.
313
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:57,644
Balki, rows 22 through 24
still need their dinners.
314
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,212
and then we've got
to pick up the trays
315
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,047
from rows 19 through 21.
316
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,183
23A wants a club soda
with a twist
317
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,052
and 86 the 7-and-7 on, uh, 26B.
318
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,820
10-4, cousin.
319
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:11,324
Listen...
320
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:16,028
Uh, 19C.
Okay.
321
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,131
Ow!
Oh, oh, cousin!
322
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,467
Ooh.
Aah! Aah!
323
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,002
Aah! Aah!
Ow. Ow. Ooh. Ooh.
324
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,638
Aah.
Ooh! Aah!
325
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,574
Ow! Ow!
326
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,709
Ow! Ow! Ow!
327
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,110
Ow! Ow! Ow!
328
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,445
Thank you.
329
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:39,452
You, pick up the dirty trays.
330
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,455
MAN: Hey,
what's taking so long?
WOMAN: Yeah, what's going on?
331
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,158
I just--
Where's my vegetarian meal?
332
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,594
Oh, sir, I know
just where it is.
333
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,662
It's in
the Mr. microphone oven.
334
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:50,730
I'll go get it.
335
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:58,471
There...
MAN:
Hey, hey, hey. Wait!
336
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,373
It's mine now, buddy.
337
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,147
Here you go, sir.
338
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,217
One veterinarian supper.
339
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,018
But this is steak.
I'm a vegetarian.
340
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,186
Well, I added that.
341
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,921
Our veterans deserve the best.
342
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:22,995
There you go.
343
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,364
WOMAN: Thank you.
MAN: Yeah.
344
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,867
You promised to get me
a brownie, dear.
345
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,869
Well, I think
they're out of them, dear.
346
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,638
I want a brownie!
347
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:35,808
Uh, I think, I can get you
an extra brownie.
Thank you.
348
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,478
Why does the broad
get an extra brownie?
349
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:41,848
Broad? Hey, you can't call my
bride a broad, buddy.
350
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,484
You wanna step outside?
351
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,687
All right.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
352
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,989
Look, I know we're all
a little irritable
353
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,224
because we haven't eaten--
354
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,227
Yeah, and it's all your fault.
355
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,762
Let's take over the kitchen.
356
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:56,863
ALL: Yeah.
357
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,598
Cousin, need some help?
358
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:02,335
Hey, why are you on a coffee
break when I'm starving?
359
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,970
Yeah, let's get our own food.
360
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,506
All right. All right.
Hold it right there!
361
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:10,910
(ALL GASP)
362
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:11,978
My God!
363
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,513
I think he means it!
364
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,315
What is the movie anyway?
365
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,949
Oh, it's a good one.
366
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,618
Ernest Goes to Camp.
367
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:19,719
Get him!
368
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,454
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
369
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:24,824
Now, just, just get back,
funky cats.
370
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:32,064
Now, I may be mistaken
371
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:34,567
You're supposed to be going
off to have a nice vacation.
372
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,836
Why aren't you happy
and joyful?
373
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,772
Why are you acting
like a lunch mob?
374
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,745
ALL: Yeah!
375
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,580
Well, I got
a hot flash for you.
376
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,616
We're not flight attendants
at all.
377
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:53,085
Here are your
flight attendants
378
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,755
and they happen to be two
of the best in the business.
379
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:02,595
Unfortunately, at the moment
380
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:06,533
Yeah, well, cry me a river.
381
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,568
We understand that.
382
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,236
The only reason
we're only doing this
383
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,138
is to help these ladies out.
384
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:15,842
I mean, if somebody complains
they could lose their jobs.
385
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,378
Look, look, is it, is it
too much to ask
386
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,480
that, that we all just help
out a little?
387
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:23,149
Just sit down
and be patient
388
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,452
and, and we'll get to you.
389
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:26,786
Think about it.
390
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:29,722
You're fighting
over airline food.
391
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:34,661
Yeah, he's got a point,
my brownie was awful.
392
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,596
I thought the Jell-O
was pretty good.
393
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:37,997
But I'm still hungry.
394
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,834
You know what?
395
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,970
I don't know how-how
Jennifer and Mary Anne
396
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:47,306
serve dinner at all with the
plane bouncing around like this.
397
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:49,509
HOGAN:
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Captain Hogan again.
398
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:51,978
I think the turbulence
is finally behind us.
399
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,347
Flight attendants may now
begin serving dinner.
400
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,494
BALKI: Girls, I'm glad
you're feeling better.
401
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,562
You know, Jennifer,
after trying to do your job
402
00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:12,765
I have a whole
new respect for you.
403
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,601
No-no-not that I didn't
respect you before.
404
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,769
Oh, no. I understand.
405
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,506
Oh, look.
Someone left their jacket.
406
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,107
Jennifer, uh...
407
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,975
Although you feel fine now
408
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,176
(STAMMERS) I got to warn you
409
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:27,079
that there is one
nasty little side effect.
410
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:28,581
For about a week
you're going to have
411
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:31,083
a very bad reaction to plaid.
412
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:33,553
(CHUCKLES)
413
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:35,722
A bad reaction to plaid?
414
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:36,823
Oh, Balki.
415
00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:40,527
Well, I guess, I'll turn
this in to lost and--
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