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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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♪ Nothing to rearrange
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♪ Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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♪ Like you need
some kind of change
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♪ Standing tall
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♪ On the wings of my dream
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♪ Rise and fall
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♪ On the wings of my dream
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♪ The rain and thunder
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♪ The wind and haze
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♪ I'm bound for better days
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♪ It's my life and my dream
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♪ Nothing's going
to stop me now ♪
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Harriette, Harriette,
come over and look.
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The Christmas present,
my mother sent me from Mypos.
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Let me see.
Let me see.
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[ALL SIGHING]
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Oh, Balki,
it's beautiful.
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Is it hand carved?
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Yeah, yeah.
It's Davros carved.
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It's made by the finest artist
on Mypos. Davros Praxiteles.
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Look at the detail on it.
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It take him one year
just to carve one cup.
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Hey, hey, hey.
What is this?
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Just because
it's Christmas Eve,
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doesn't mean we're
not still workin' here.
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Come on. Clear the area.
Let's go. Come on.
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Mr. Gorpley. Mr. Gorpley.
What?
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Look the beautiful cup my
mother sent me for Christmas.
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I know, I heard.
Your mother loves you.
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She gave you a present.
I'm all chocked up.
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Bartokomous,
what are you doing?
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You said you were chocking.
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I'm giving you
the hamhock maneuver.
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I'm over it.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Cousin, cousin.
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What, what...
Were you mugged?
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Worse. I went shopping
on Christmas Eve.
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Look at this, huh?
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What do you think?
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Well, I don't know.
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I think it's a little
busy for you, but...
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No, no, it's not for me.
It's for Jennifer.
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Oh, well.
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In that case,
it's quietly elegant.
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Cost me a $125,
but it's worth it.
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I'm gonna give it to Jennifer
at our party tonight.
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And just between you and me,
I think she's gonna be thrilled.
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Christmas party
tonight, eh, Appleton?
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A party? Uh, well, no.
We're not having a party.
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I wouldn't call
it a party, as such.
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You know,
just a few, few people
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getting together
and killing time.
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I'll watch that on Lifestyles
Of The Rich And Boring.
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You didn't ask
Mr. Gorpley to the party?
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No, I didn't ask
Mr. Gorpley to the party.
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Well, why not?
He's gonna feel left out.
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He is left out.
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Balki, this is our first
annual Christmas party.
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I want it to be a time for all
our friends to gather together
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and share an evening
filled with Christmas spirit.
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If Mr. Gorpley came
he'd ruin everything.
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Oh, come on.
How can you say that?
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It's easy.
He'd ruin everything.
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I don't want him
at the party.
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Great news. I'm free
to spend Christmas with you.
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What do you mean,
"So what?"
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No. I didn't ask my wife,
but I have a hunch
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she doesn't wanna
spend Christmas with me.
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She's been remarried
for two years.
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So how about it?
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Can I come over
for Christmas?
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No. No, I understand.
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You've got family
coming over.
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Yeah, okay. I'll try
you again next year.
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Yeah. Bye, Mom.
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Mr. Gorpley...
[EXCLAIMS]
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Oh, um, Bartokomous.
[CLEARS THROAT]
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About tonight,
Cousin Larry and I ha-ha...
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Cousin Larry and I ha-ha...
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Cousin Larry and I are ha-ha...
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You've got tensile
caught in your throat?
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Me? Sam, the man, Gorpley?
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I got invitations
runnin' out my ears.
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Do I have any place
to go for Christmas?
What a laugh.
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[LAUGHING]
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
What a relief.
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I'll tell you, I'll tell
you, funny, funny thing.
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What?
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For a second over
there, uh, well,
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I was going to...
to ask you if you wanted
to come to our party.
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Okay.
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Okay, what?
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Okay, I'll come
to your party.
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Yes, I will
see you tonight.
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Okay?
Okay.
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Okay!
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O-kay.
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[HUFFING]
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Ow, ow, ow.
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Perfect.
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Okay.
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Would you look at this?
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Is this gonna be
a perfect Christmas party
or what?
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Wow!
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I want you
to try the eggnog.
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Tell me
if it's okay, huh?
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Mmm. Perfect.
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It is, isn't it?
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Cousin, a funny, funny thing
happened while I was, um,
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taking down
the decorations at work.
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[GASPS]
Napkins.
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Um, I was, it all kinda...
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I was just finishing
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taking down the decorations
for Mr. Gorpley.
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You know, I knew
Gorpley was slime.
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For making you work
late on Christmas Eve
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is a new low,
even for him.
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What do you think?
What do you think?
Should I add another log?
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I mean, here, I want, I want
people to be warm
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but I don't
want them to sweat.
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BOTH:
Perfect.
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Balki, it doesn't
get any better than this.
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Well, we gotta
talk about that.
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What could be better
than a party at Christmas
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with the people
you care about?
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who is, who is less
fortunate than you are?
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Great idea.
Really?
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We'll have to remember
to do that next year.
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Well, cousin, cousin,
I took it upon myself
to do it this year.
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You did?
Yeah.
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Well, you are incredible.
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Well, you don't
know the half of it.
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Well, so who is it?
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Where did you find this
unfortunate person?
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um, I met him
down at the paper.
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Beautiful.
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Who is it?
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You know what?
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This is the best eggnog
I have ever had anywhere.
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Seconds?
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Who is it?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
Who is whom?
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Who is coming
to our party?
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What party?
The Christmas party.
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When?
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Oh, that Christmas party.
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What was the question?
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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Oh, goodness. That might
be Mr. Gorpley now.
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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You invited Mr. Gorpley?
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Are you crazy?
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Well, you also said
that you thought
the Christmas party
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would be a time
when all your friends
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would gather around
and share the Christmas spirit.
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He is not my friend.
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Well, he is my friend.
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I am not gonna
let Mr. Gorpley ruin
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the best Christmas
party of all time.
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Ha! Let me...
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[SPEAKING IN DANISH ACCENT]
Yah, who is there?
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HARRIETTE:
It's Harriette
and I'm ready to party.
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It's Harriette.
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BOTH: Oh!
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Come on in.
Merry Christmas.
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Hi, nice to see you.
Come on in.
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Oh.
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Everybody just
throw your coat's off
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and put your presents down
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and go help yourselves
to some eggnog
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and let us know
if there's too much nog.
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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Shh.
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Cousin...
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[SPEAKING IN SPANISH ACCENT] Hola.Who is it?
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It's Lydia.
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Oh!
It's Lydia.
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Come on in.
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Oh! Muy macho.
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Feliz navidad.
[CHUCKLES]
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Lydia, Lydia,
so good to see you.
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Come, sit down.
Take off your wrap.
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Mac heavens!
Sit down.
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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Shh.
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Cousin, would you...
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[SPEAKING IN BRITISH ACCENT]
And who might that be?
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MARY ANNE:
Oh, sorry. We must
have the wrong apartment.
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No, no, It's Mary Anne.
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Oh.
Mary Anne.
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Hi, Jennifer, come on in.
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Merry Christmas.
You look beautiful.
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Come on in.
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Balki, what is going on?
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Well, cousin Larry's
having a nervous break dance.
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Because...
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Just because I invited
someone to the party
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who is a little less
fortunate than we are.
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Huh, real classy, Larry.
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Well that's very nice, Balki.
Now what's this guys name?
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Mr. Gorpley.
Good night, everyone.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
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No, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
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Now, just because
he's invited
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doesn't mean we
have to let him in.
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When he knocks on the door,
we'll all be quiet
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and he'll think he's
got the wrong apartment.
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I can't believe this.
No one can be that bad.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Mr. Gorpley is not popular.
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I get that. And I'm
in an okay place about it.
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But let me just say this.
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and when he comes here
I'm going to let him in.
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
Shh!
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MR. GORPLEY:
Bartokomous, Appleton?
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What the...
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I know you're in there.
This has happened before,
you know.
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This happened last year
at Lydia's birthday party.
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We tried to outwait him.
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We sat in the dark
for four hours
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listening to a man
pound on a door.
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It was five hours
and I brought
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a sleeping bag
this time.
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I guess we're gonna
have to let him in.
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Well, now I'm the shovel.
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Now look, everyone.
You're gonna see
that I'm right.
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Deep down inside Mr. Gorpley
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there is an ember
of the Christmas spirit.
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I think we can
fan it into a flame.
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Good. I'll
get the matches.
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Harriette,
you don't mean that.
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Now look. How about
when we open the door
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we give him a really
beautiful Merry Christmas?
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A really good one.
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ALL:
Merry Christmas!
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Mmm, how festive.
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Looks like Kris Kringle threw up
all over your living room.
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[LAUGHS]
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Having a good time,
Mr. Gorpley?
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Mmm, better than a poke
in the eye with a sharp stick.
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[LAUGHS]
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Ho-ho-ho!
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Merry Christmas.
It's Balki Claus.
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It's present time.
Present time.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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You must have all been
good little boys and girls
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because Balki Claus
has presents for all of you.
252
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:41,592
[ALL LAUGHING]
253
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,551
Okay.
254
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:46,597
This one is for
Harriette from Lydia.
255
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:49,165
ALL:
Open it.
256
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:53,561
All right, all right.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Let's take it out.
257
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:58,044
Oh, thank you.
That's real nice, Lydia.
258
00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:00,742
They're givin' 'em away
at the gas station
with every fill up.
259
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,753
This one is
"To Lydia from Harriette."
260
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,060
ALL:
Open it. Open it.
261
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:20,675
Oh, it's the new
Nora True Blood Adam's
mystery.
262
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:23,112
I've been dying to read this.
I know. I know.
263
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:26,376
I'll save you 600 pages.
The Countess did it.
264
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,991
Why don't we see if he
can swallow this side ways.
265
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:39,999
This is not Heraldo.
266
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,617
Now, let me see here.
267
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:55,492
This one is "To Jennifer
from Mary Anne, your roommate."
268
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,625
Open it.
269
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,279
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
270
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:03,631
This one is
"To Jennifer from Larry."
271
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,460
Open it. Open it.
272
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,505
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
open mine first.
273
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:16,513
[ALL GASPING]
274
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,472
JENNIFER:
Oh, Mary Anne.
This is lovely.
275
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,387
This must have
cost you a fortune.
276
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,519
It did, $29.95.
277
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,089
Wow. I've seen 'em for
a hundred and a quarter.
278
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,396
[LAUGHING]
279
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,833
Why don't you open up
the present from Appleton.
280
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,183
I'm dying to see
what that is.
281
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,359
This isn't really the time.
282
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:42,974
Oh, gee, thanks, Larry.
283
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,716
This is,
this is really nice.
284
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:48,328
You know, you just can't
have too many of these.
285
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:52,810
Yeah. Good move, Appleton.
286
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,464
Boy, I bet you
feel like a real jerk.
287
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:01,341
All right, that's it.
You're out of here.
288
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,430
[ALL CLAMORING]
289
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,171
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
290
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:13,570
Wait a minute! Don't you see
what's happening?
291
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,659
LARRY: Yeah, we're taking out
the trash!
292
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,801
Come on! Give him back!
Let us have him!
293
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:31,501
You''ve turned into
a Christmas mob.
294
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,375
Well, he's been asking for it
all night.
295
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:36,680
And we're gonna give it to him!
296
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,160
[ALL SHOUTING]
297
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:39,770
Listen to me.
298
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,555
You don't want
to hurt anybody.
299
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,862
Especially on Christmas Eve.
300
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:50,041
Oh, relax, Bartokomous.
These people can't hurt me.
301
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,784
you're gonna
spoil my Christmas?
302
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:57,875
Hey, I've had rotten
Christmases before.
303
00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:00,922
Like the one three years ago.
When my wife said,
304
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,446
"Merry Christmas.
I'm divorcing you."
305
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:09,278
Or how about that one
when I was in high school.
306
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:12,629
And I finally
met my real father.
307
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:16,067
And he stuck around long
enough to have a drumstick
308
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,505
and steal all the money
that I had saved for college.
309
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:26,034
and our trailer burnt down.
310
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,775
No, no, no, wait a minute,
wait a minute, no.
311
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:35,130
I got to sleep in a real bed
at the Red Cross.
312
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:41,136
So don't worry about me
getting hurt on Christmas.
313
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,356
It's not going to happen.
314
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,491
But it wouldn't be Christmas
if somebody didn't try.
315
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,452
Happy holidays.
316
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:55,716
No, now, now, that's,
that's okay, that's enough.
317
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:58,806
Come sit over here.
Come sit down.
318
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,897
We, we can't let you go.
319
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:05,726
We haven't finished
opening the presents.
320
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:08,163
I'm sure you can
handle that without me.
321
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,861
No, we can't because,
because, uh...
322
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,432
What, come on.
For me, a present?
323
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,608
[LAUGHS]
Get real, Bartokomous.
324
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:20,131
I have never been realer.
325
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,789
I believe that this
is your name on the tag.
326
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:30,098
"To Mr. Gorpley.
327
00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:34,929
"Have a Merry Christmas.
From your friend Balki."
328
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:42,458
Open it, open it.
329
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:56,733
Balki, that was
a gift from your mama.
330
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:03,392
Why are you
giving this to me?
331
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,133
I thought
it meant a lot to you.
332
00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:08,484
It does mean
a lot to me.
333
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:11,052
It's a gift of love.
334
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:13,881
And my mother taught me
that a gift of love
335
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:17,014
has to go to the one
who needs it the most.
336
00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:19,103
And right now,
that's you.
337
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,672
I don't have
a gift for you.
338
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:41,517
Yes, you do.
339
00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:43,998
Nothing like this
has ever happened to me.
340
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,308
I don't know what
to say, nobody's ever...
341
00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,099
[SIGHING]
342
00:21:58,186 --> 00:22:00,884
I feel, uh,
kinda strange.
343
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:05,628
Sort of, uh, warm.
344
00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:11,460
Like I'm almost starting
to like you people.
345
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,248
What you're feeling
is the Christmas spirit.
346
00:22:18,598 --> 00:22:20,208
Do you feel this
every Christmas?
347
00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:22,558
Yeah.
348
00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:23,864
Except for Balki.
349
00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:26,910
He feels like this
every day.
350
00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:33,700
Merry Christmas, Mr. Gorpley.
Merry Christmas, Sam.
351
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:37,530
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
352
00:22:37,617 --> 00:22:38,966
ALL:
Merry Christmas.
353
00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:41,838
I'm sorry I tried
to lock you out, Mr. Gorpley.
354
00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:45,668
I would have done
the same thing in your place.
355
00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:51,152
Uh, Merry Christmas,
Appleton.
356
00:22:52,849 --> 00:22:54,198
Merry Christmas.
357
00:22:57,245 --> 00:23:02,511
♪ Hark the herald
angels sing
358
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:07,864
♪ Glory to the newborn king
359
00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:12,826
♪ Peace on earth
and mercy mild ♪
360
00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:14,828
[HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING
INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING]
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