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I don't understand,
you said you hate camping.
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I do,
but Jennifer loves it.
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She thinks it's romantic.
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This is my chance
to get Jennifer
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away for a romantic weekend.
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Oh, look.
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Rafts.
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The campsite
is right on the river.
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We'll rent a raft.
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What could be
more romantic?
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Larry, aren't we going a lot
faster than we were before?
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Well, well, maybe
a couple of knots.
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(SCREAMING)
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Larry, Larry.
Cousin.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* No matter what the odds
are this time
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dreams
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream
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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now *
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We can,
we can rest.
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(PANTING)
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(COUGHING)
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Jennifer, thank God,
you're alive.
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You know, when I saw Larry
coming to save me
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I thought I was a goner.
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Alright.
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The first thing
we have to do
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is figure out
how to get out of here.
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No, cousin.
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The first thing
we have to do
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is to figure out
where, "Here," is.
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You mean we're lost?
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No, no, no.
We can't be lost.
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The last time
you got us lost
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Jennifer, don't worry.
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I will get us
out of here.
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We're going to die!
MARY ANNE: Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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Okay, okay,
ladies, ladies, please.
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Have some consideration.
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You're gonna
wake up the owls.
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Now, this happens
to be a nice,
safe spot for a campsite.
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And now, I'm going to be
handing out some
assignments seeing
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that I'm the camping leader.
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We need somebody to head up
the firewood committee.
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And one of you people gets
to dig for the good-luck slug.
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Now, let's take
the, uh, life jackets.
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Spread them out to dry.
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Now, wait, wait, wait.
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Why are we
making camp?
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All we have to do is
cut across the forest
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in...that direction.
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We'll just follow it down
to the campsite
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and we'll be there in time
for the big barbeque
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and talent show.
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and wait for the search party.
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I'm with Balki.
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Me too.
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Uh, Balki, could I...speak
with you privately.
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Oh, sure.
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Excuse us.
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You have got to let me
lead us out of here.
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You have got
to be kidding.
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Cousin, Jennifer and
Mary Anne won't follow you.
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I'm having kind
of a hard time myself.
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Alright, wait,
wait, wait.
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You're the camping leader.
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They'll follow me
if you tell them to.
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Cousin, they
lost their way
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not their minds.
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But good news,
I'm gonna put you
in charge of gathering nuts.
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Now, Balki.
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If I don't get
Jennifer's respect back
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she won't trust
me again.
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If she doesn't trust me
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she won't go out
with me anymore.
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I'll wind up alone,
heartbroken,
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Never to have
a darling little tyke
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to climb into my lap
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and say in
a sweet, innocent voice,
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"When is Uncle Balki
coming over to visit?
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"I want him to tell me
more stories of Mypos."
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Oh, cousin, I want
to be an uncle.
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Of course you do.
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Even though I don't know
how that works since
we are cousins.
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Well, I...
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Are you sure you know how
to get back to the campsite?
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Of course. Nobody can be
wrong all the time.
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Okay.
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I'll do it.
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Oh, I suppose I'll have
to, now, break the news
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to Jennifer and Mary Anne.
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You can do it.
Okay.
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Well, here I go.
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Jennifer, um, Mary Anne,
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first of all,
I'd like to tell you
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just how lovely
you look today.
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Now, uh, I've
been thinking
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about this,
and as camping leader
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What?
What?
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Get 'em up, move 'em out.
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* I don't know
but I've been told
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* Illinois wind
is a mighty cold
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* Sound off
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* Game scout
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* Three four *
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(SINGING GIBBERISH)
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* Twenty-three bottles
of beer on the wall *
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Look.
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I can see the other fork
of the river.
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Oh! Oh!
We made it, we made it!
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And it only took us
five hours.
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You did it!
I did it.
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We'll rest here
for a few minutes
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then, we'll into camp
with our heads held high.
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What's that?
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Life jackets.
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Mary Anne, this is
the other clearing.
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We've been walking
for five hours
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and you lead us
in a circle.
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How could you
lead us in a circle!
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How could you
lead us in a circle!
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Jennifer,
Jennifer, Jennifer
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may, may I, may I
have a word with you?
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Now, is this
really fair?
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Shouldn't you pick
on someone your own size?
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Well, let me have him.
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Let me have him.
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Let go.
I know it's hard.
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Get up.
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How could you
lead us in a circle?
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How could you lead us
in a circle!
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Alright.
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Alright, now...
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We've wasted
a lot of daylight.
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So, so, girls,
I want you to go
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and, and, uh, search
for firewood.
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Cousin Larry and I are going
to forage the forest for food.
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Fine.
But wait.
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I know what
I did wrong.
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Now, I really know
where I'm going.
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We head through the woods...
Let's get some firewood.
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If we just, no, if we kinda,
we kinda cross here and...
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Cousin, cousin, cousin.
We have, we have, we have...
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It's over.
Let it go.
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I can't,
I just can't
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Cousin, cousin, come on,
listen, listen to me.
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Listen to me. Listen.
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It's gonna be great.
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We're gonna
build a fire
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and we're gonna
tell stories
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around the camp fire.
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And we're gonna have
a wonderful camping trip.
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I don't wanna have
a wonderful camping trip.
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You don't?
No.
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I want Jennifer
to respect me.
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But, cousin,
that ship has sunk.
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I can't believe I did this.
Well, I...
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I can't believe
I did this.
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Cousin, cousin,
listen
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Jennifer
won't be mad forever.
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She won't?
No.
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No?
Would you stop?
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Please don't make
that sound.
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My ears.
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Listen, you know
what it is?
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It's just every time
her life get's threatened
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she gets
a little cranky.
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Yeah, I suppose
you're right.
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Well, you see?
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her head will be wearing
a big, happy face.
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Forest ranger?
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Alright, wait a minute.
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Jennifer is not going
to be rescued
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by some good-looking guy.
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She's going
to be rescued by me.
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Alright, you stay here.
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I'm going to go
get help.
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Now, cousin,
cousin, no.
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It's going to be
dark soon
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Balki, there's
a full moon.
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Cousin, you got lost
in a full sun.
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Balki, I'm going to find
help or die trying.
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Oh!
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Boy, are you having
one bad day.
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Balki, help, I'm stuck
in quicksand.
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Cousin, don't worry,
I'll help you.
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(SCREAMING)
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It's gonna be kinda hard
to save you from here.
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Yes, yes, it will.
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(SCREAMING)
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Help!
Help!
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Jennifer!
Mary Anne! Help!
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Where'd they go
to get firewood? Canada?
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Help!
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Cousin, if I don't get out,
I want you to pick up
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I have a, I have a,
I have a roll of film
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at the Photorama.
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Oh, Balki, Balki.
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(GROANING)
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(EXHALES)
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Cousin, cousin, just wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
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I-I-I know how to keep
us from sinking.
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How?
Well, I saw
this movie once.
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Yes.
Did you ever see, uh,
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"Tarzan Fight
For His Life?"
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Super flick.
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Tarzan, Tarzan says
that if you don't struggle
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then you won't get caught
in the quicksand.
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Alright, then relax. Relax.
Relax.
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Relax.
Relax.
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(EXHALING)
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Balki.
Yes.
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Well, of course,
we are not.
Tarzan don't lie.
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Now, how are we going
to get out of here?
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Well, now, cousin.
Yeah.
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Over there, there's
a nice branch you can grab.
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Over where?
Over there.
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Over there?
Over there!
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Oh, over there.
Over there.
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Right there.
Oh, yeah. Alright.
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Yes, I see it.
Well, then...
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Grab it!
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Alright. Alright.
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00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,376
Yeah. Yeah.
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Relax.
Yeah.
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Yeah. Yes. Yes! Yes!
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Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
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Relax. Relax!
I'm sinking.
I'm sinking!
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Relax! Relax.
I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed.
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00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:23,530
Relax. Relax.
I'm relaxed.
I'm relaxed.
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Relax.
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* Don't do it
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* Where you want to go to it
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* Go do it
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* Where you want to go *
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(HUMMING)
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Balki.
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Perhaps I should try it.
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Yes, by all means.
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Yes!
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00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,835
Yes!
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Yes! Yes!
See that?
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Balki, you've done it.
259
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,144
You've done it.
260
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:19,119
Oh, oh. Yeah.
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00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:20,220
Oh!
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Oh, Balki.
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Balki.
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00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:48,048
(LAUGHING)
265
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,450
We're alive! We're alive!
266
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,322
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
267
00:15:56,923 --> 00:16:00,093
Who wants more of Balki's
all-natural trail mix?
268
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,995
Fresh off the trail.
269
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,232
This stuff is delicious.
270
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,534
What do you call these
nut-like things?
271
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,668
Nuts.
272
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,509
I think he is asleep.
273
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,445
Well, at least we're
safe for a while.
274
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:23,450
Oh, Jennifer, try not to be
too hard on Cousin Larry.
275
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,385
He was just trying
to show you a good time.
276
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:28,388
But Balki, every time he tries
to show me a good time
277
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,657
they send out
a search party.
278
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,995
He knows that.
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00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,331
the best trip
you've ever taken.
280
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,367
And he struck out
again, wow!
281
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,972
Listen, I, I know how we can
make him feel better.
282
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,841
Um, we can use a trick
the experts use.
283
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:52,445
I saw one time, this episode
of Fathers Knows Best
284
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,148
and, uh, David had
a problem with Ricky.
285
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:58,651
And he went into the...
286
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,087
Ozzie And Harriet.
287
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,854
Ooh! Right, right, right.
288
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,823
So, uh, so, anyway, um,
289
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:07,127
so, David got
the Beav to pretend
that he needed some help...
290
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,528
No, no, wait. No.
291
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:12,232
No, Balki, the Beav was on
Leave It To Beaver.
292
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,401
Oh, of course, right,
right, right. Thank you.
293
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:18,071
Um, wait a minute.
Maybe it was...it was Wally.
294
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,706
Yeah, it was Wally
who needed help. Okay...
295
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,342
Was that, was that Wally
on Leave It To Beaver,
296
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:23,943
or Wally
on Ozzie And Harriet?
297
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,412
I don't know.
298
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,150
Okay.
299
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,253
So, somebody on television
300
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,222
pretended
that they needed help,
301
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,390
so that somebody else
on television would come
302
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,059
and help them
and be the hero
303
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,061
and get their
confidence back.
304
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:45,832
You mean, that
if we trick Larry into
doing something heroic
305
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,700
maybe he'll get
his confidence back?
306
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,137
Yeah, I was thinking maybe
you could pretend
307
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,004
to be bitten by a snake
308
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,574
and then, and then I could
run and hide in the bushes
309
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,042
and you can
wake Cousin Larry up
310
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,578
and then he can suck out
the deadly poison.
311
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,082
Balki, that's great.
You like it?
312
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:06,219
Yes, you can use my eyeliner
pencil to draw the snake bite.
313
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,620
JENNIFER:
Where should I put it,
on my hand?
314
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,123
Uh, uh, well, I think
your arm is better.
315
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,024
No, no, her leg.
316
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,826
No, no, her arm is...
317
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:22,569
Please. I don't
want your pity.
318
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:39,786
So, what did we decide?
319
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,788
Is it gonna be on your arm
or on your leg?
320
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,809
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
321
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,912
(GROWLING)
322
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,588
Mary Anne, your stomach
is growling.
323
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,466
(GROWLING)
324
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,602
Mary Anne! Mary Anne!
What? What?
325
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,937
MARY ANNE:
Oh, my God.
326
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,805
Balki, Balki.
He's gone.
327
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:36,175
Larry! Larry!
Oh! Oh, Jennifer,
what is it?
328
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,645
Bear! Bear!
A bear? Where?
329
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,313
There. There.
330
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,815
(GROWLING)
331
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,521
Of course, he isn't.
332
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,823
I see what's going on.
333
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:54,427
Larry, Larry, please, there
really is a bear over there.
334
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:57,230
(SIGHING)
Okay, fine.
335
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,632
Be careful.
Yeah.
336
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,906
(GROWLING)
337
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,742
Yoo-hoo! Mister bear!
338
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:12,879
Are you hungry?
339
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,314
Here's my arm.
340
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,749
Larry, what are you doing?
341
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:20,487
I'm scaring the bear away
so I can get
my confidence back.
342
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,955
Boo.
343
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:25,425
There.
344
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:28,595
Okay? I got
my confidence back.
345
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,832
Alright, Balki,
you can come out now.
346
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,268
What are you doing up?
347
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,270
(GROWLING)
348
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,941
He's gonna get us.
Alright, everybody back!
349
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,912
Back! Back!
Back, furball!
350
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,816
I hate these woods
and everything in it!
351
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:52,819
Just get
out of my face!
Leave us alone!
352
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,921
(YELLING)
353
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:16,208
You could have been killed.
354
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,044
He scared it away.
355
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,079
Larry, you saved
our lives.
356
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,414
I did?
357
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:25,318
I guess I did.
358
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:28,321
Yeah. I really scared
that bear away.
359
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:31,157
I really risked my life.
360
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,693
I... I really think
you oughta catch me.
361
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,411
Oh, boy!
362
00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:54,013
Some weekend, huh?
363
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,549
Whoa, you can say
that again.
364
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,751
You believe
that Sunday-night traffic?
365
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:07,093
Balki, I was referring
to almost drowning in a river
366
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:10,797
getting lost in the woods
and being attacked by a bear.
367
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:15,935
Yes, by all means that was,
that was quite something.
368
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,609
How long do you think
it'll be before Jennifer
369
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,411
forgets
that I saved her life
370
00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:26,646
and remembers that I was
the one who risked it.
371
00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:32,852
Oh, about... A week,
10 days tops.
372
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,223
Well, I'm gonna enjoy
it while I can.
373
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:40,627
You know, on
the bus ride home
374
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:44,030
Jennifer looked
at me differently.
375
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:47,834
Her eyes, uh, swelled up
with what I have to think is
376
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:50,036
a new-found respect
for me.
377
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:54,106
Well, they did
swell up, cousin
378
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:56,609
but I'm pretty sure
it was from the poison ivy
379
00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,911
you gathered for her
to sleep on.
380
00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:04,717
Poison ivy?
381
00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:07,520
Can't be.
382
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,656
I used the same leaves
to make my bed.
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