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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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♪ Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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♪ Like you need
some kind of change
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♪ No matter what the odds
are this time
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♪ Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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♪ This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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♪ Standing tall
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♪ On the wings of my dream
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♪ Rise and fall
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♪ On the wings of my dream
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♪ The rain and thunder
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♪ The wind and haze
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♪ I'm bound for better days
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♪ Nothing's gonna
stop me now ♪
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Yes, I know,
Mr. Endicott
owns the paper.
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That's why
I'm calling him.
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Yeah, but, well,
I rather not tell you
what floor I work on.
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Well, I, I, I'm afraid
if I do tell you,
you'll hang up on me.
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And I just wanted...
Hello? Hello!
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That's amazing.
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You're as dynamic on the phone
as you are in person.
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I can't believe it.
I have this great idea
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for an investigative
reporting team,
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and no one will
listen to me.
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If I could have five minutes
with Mr. Endicott,
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I know he would
love my idea.
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If I can just get
past his secretary.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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Mr. Endicott
wouldn't listen to me.
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What do you think
I should do, Harriette?
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Harriette?
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Oh, sorry, baby,
I wasn't listenin'.
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♪ Forget your troubles
Come on, get happy
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♪ You better chase
all your cares away
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♪ Sing Hallelujah
Come on, get happy
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♪ Get ready
for the judgment day
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♪ Sun is shinin'
Come on, get happy
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♪ The Lord is waitin'
to take your hand
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♪ Sing Hallelujah
Come on, get happy... ♪
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Balki, Balki, Balki.
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If you want me
to get happy,
stop singing.
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I've been delivering
the invitations to
Mr. Endicott's party.
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Oh. Boy, would I love
to go to that party.
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Well, cousin,
I'm glad to hear that
because I need the ride.
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You got invited to the party?
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But you don't even know
the Endicotts.
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Oh, cousin,
that's not entirely true.
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Last week, while I was
delivering the mail,
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I meet Mrs. Endicott,
and we had a very nice chat.
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Um, I told her I was an heir
to the throne of Mypos and...
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Told a few jokes,
and like that,
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she invite me to the party.
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Wait a minute!
What did you tell her?
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I told her the one
about the rabbi
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and the kangaroo, you know...
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No, no. Not the joke.
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The part about being an heir
to the throne of Mypos
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you never told me you were
an heir to the throne.
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I didn't?
No! You didn't.
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Well, slap me stupid.
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Balki, this is incredible.
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Well, what are you,
first in line?
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Second? Third?
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986th.
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Is everyone on Mypos
an heir to the throne?
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Well, of course, no.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Only the men and a few
of the older women
with mustaches.
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I don't suppose you got around
to telling Mrs. Endicott
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that there were 985 heirs
ahead of you.
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Cousin, that's
common knowledge.
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Right.
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Right.
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So we can go
to the Endicotts
for the weekend.
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And I'll finally get a chance
to tell Mr. Endicott
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my idea for the paper,
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and that will kick my career
into a high gear.
Balki, life is good.
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Cousin, I told you
I could make you get happy.
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♪ Forget your troubles
Come on, get happy
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♪ You better chase
all your cares away
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♪ Sing Hallelujah
Come on, get happy
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♪ Get ready
for the judgment day
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♪ Sun is shinin'
Come on, get happy... ♪
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Balki. [CHUCKLES]
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I got a new sport coat,
a new pair of pants.
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When I walk in to that party,
people are going to turn
and say,
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Are you cooking pig snout?
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You bet your bibi babkas.
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Cousin, I've got
30 gallons of pig snout
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that I need to take
to the Endicotts' shindig.
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Hey, listen, when it's my turn
to pick the party game,
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I'm going to suggest
bobbing for snout.
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It happens to be
a great ice-breaker.
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I'm sure it is.
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Uh, Balki?
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The Endicotts are rich
and the rich are not
like you and me.
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Oh, come on, cousin,
they're just like
everyone else
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they put their pantyhose on,
one leg at a time.
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One leg at a time,
you think so?
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I know so.
You do?
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Yes, I do.
Balki, tell me.
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How many rich people
do you know?
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Uh...
How many?
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Uh... [STAMMERS]
How many?
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None.
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None? As in zero, as in
no rich people do you know?
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That is correct.
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Well, it just
so happens that I...
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Have envied rich people
all my life.
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And I am very familiar
with their customs.
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When they invite you
into their homes,
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you have to behave the way
they expect you to behave.
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What the Endicotts expect
to see is Prince Balki.
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So you have to act
like royalty.
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Cousin, I don't know
how do that.
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Luckily, I do know
how do that.
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I know you would.
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Now. First of all.
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Royalty always refer
to themselves in the
first person plural,
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never in the first
person singular,
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always in the first
person plural. So.
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If someone asks you
what you think of the party,
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you would say.
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I think...
Wrong.
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You think.
No.
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He, she or it thinks?
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We think.
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We do?
That's right.
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What's right?
"We" is right.
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I know we is,
but what is we
right about?
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"We" is the correct word.
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We is.
Now you've got it.
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I do.
We do.
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We do? We do what?
What are we talking about?
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I don't know
what we're talking about.
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Balki.
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Let me make this
very simple for you.
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Just use the word, "We"
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instead of the word, "I."
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Wait a minute, you mean,
I simply substitute
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the plural person of pronoun
for the singular in all cases?
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Why you didn't say so?
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My mistake.
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Okay, let's try it.
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You arrive at the party
and someone says to you,
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"Oh, welcome,
Prince Bartokomous,
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"so good of you to come."
And you would say.
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"We are very happy
to be here.
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"And we would appreciate it
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"if one of you good people
would give us a hand
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"with our tub of snout."
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Wow, cousin.
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King Ferdinand's
whole palace
would fit in here.
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And there would be plenty
of room left over
for his livestock.
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LARRY: The Endicotts
are coming.
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Remember, you are royalty.
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Prince Bartokomous.
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Your Highness.
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Everyone? Attention.
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May I present
His Highness,
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Balki Bartokomous,
crown prince of Mypos.
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[APPLAUDING]
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Oh!
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Thank you.
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by your presence in our home.
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Oh, and a lovely,
lovely home it is.
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We were just remarking
that it would be
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perfect for
the king's livestock.
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You are too kind.
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Go on with you.
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You'll have to
excuse the prince.
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Uh, when he meets
someone he likes,
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he gives them
the royal shove.
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I hope I don't get
the royal bruise.
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You nut! She's crazy.
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Your Highness,
would you please
excuse us?
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I see that some guests
have just arrived.
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Oh. Oh, yes,
no problem,
Mrs. Endicott.
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Oh, no!
Please, please.
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Call us...
Muffy and Bobo.
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Do make yourself
at home.Sure.
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Mr. Endicott,
I was hoping...Excuse me.
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Cousin...
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Look at this.
Everybody brought food.
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I knew I should
have brought the pig snout.
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Well, it's too late
for that now, uh.
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Balki, listen, uh.
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I really have to
talk to Mr. Endicott
for a couple of minutes.
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Why don't you go
and get something to eat?
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Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Well, oh, my goodness!
Thank you very much.
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Well, for heaven's sake!
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Oh, well, uh,
don't mind if I do.
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Well, I'm...
I'm speechless.
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[SHATTERING]
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Your Highness.
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Would you mind terribly
if we joined you?
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Why? Are we coming apart?
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[LAUGHS]
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You! Take a load off.
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Oh, prince.
Oh, stop it.
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Your Highness,
I'd be honored
if you dropped by
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the country club next week.
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We could play a little golf.
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We love little golf.
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We're especially good
at the windmill hole.
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[LAUGHING]
Prince! Stop!
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Tell me, Your Highness.
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What do you think
of American women?
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Well, we think they spend
a little too much time
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trying to remove
excess facial hair.
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A trap we're glad to say
you didn't fall into.
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[LAUGHING]
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You know it's a pity
the Mypiot humor
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doesn't translate
into English.
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Your Highness,
I've been wondering.
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Why in the world would
a prince be working
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in the mail room
of my husband's newspaper?
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Well...
Could I field this one
for you, prince?
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Well, okay.
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to know he's heir
to the throne.
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He came to this country
to find a wife
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but he wants her to
love him for himself.
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Not for his wealth
and power and place
in history.
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Coming To America.
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Would you, um, excuse us?
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And them.
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Cousin, are you aware that
you just told a big, fat lie?
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I'm sorry, Balki.
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Mr. Endicott that I forgot
that lying was a bad thing.
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If the lying doesn't stop,
I'm outta here!
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Okay! It's all right,
I'm better now.
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You are?
Yes, I am.
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No more lying?
No more lying.
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Attention, attention.
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We need two more for polo.
Does anyone play?
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We do.
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I didn't know
polo would be so hard.
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Cousin, think about it.
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Hitting a tiny ball
with a stick
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while riding a galloping
horse at full speed
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is not a skill you can fake.
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I thought the horse
would do more.
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[SIGHS]
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All right, cousin.
249
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:50,400
The time has come
for me to tell Muffy
and Bobo the truth.
250
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,536
If you tell the Endicotts
you are not a Prince,
251
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,886
they will throw us out
and I will never get a chance
252
00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,409
to talk to Mr. Endicott.
253
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:02,673
Nevertheless.
The truth must be served.
254
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,328
Can't you serve it later?
255
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,725
No. It's getting cold.
256
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,687
You realize
I'll have to go now?
257
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:19,690
Yes. I know.
258
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:24,086
You know
I'll have to stop you.
259
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,134
Yes. I know.
260
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,617
[GRUNTING]
261
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:38,753
No. No. No.
262
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,194
It's the pride of Mypos.
263
00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:46,935
[GRUNTING]
264
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,247
[SHATTERING]
265
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,258
BOTH: Hi.
266
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:11,090
Uh, Bobo, I, I...
267
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:16,356
Mister.
Mr. Endicott.
268
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,314
Bobo.
269
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:22,927
I'm so glad I ran into you.
270
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,060
We set up an investigative
reporting unit,
271
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,931
you know, along the lines
of Woodward and Bernstein.
272
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,759
I'd be happy
to head up the team.
273
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:31,240
Statistics show that papers
who have these teams
274
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:33,721
win more Pulitzers
and increase their circulation
275
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,810
on an average of 4.63 percent.
276
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:38,378
I think it's just the thing The Chronicleneeds.
277
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:43,948
A bad idea.
278
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:46,125
They got me sued
for $38 million.
279
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:50,825
What was your name again?
McGregor.
280
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:54,829
Joe McGregor.
281
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,572
[BALKI MUMBLING]
282
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:06,623
That's better.
283
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,150
Buffy, Momo.
284
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:17,939
I'm sorry about the mess.
285
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,637
Oh, please.
Don't concern yourself.
286
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:24,554
It's nothing.
A Persian rug.
287
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:26,252
A gift from the Aga Khan.
288
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,125
A small price to pay
289
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,736
for the honor of
Your Highness' company.
290
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,434
Well, we gotta
talk about that.
291
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:37,176
Do we really?
Do we really?
292
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:40,004
I mean, I've said everything
I have to say, and...
293
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,571
Let it go, Joe.
294
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,228
Uh...
295
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:51,407
I'm not the kind of royalty
you think I am.
296
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:54,236
I am an heir to the throne
of Mypos but.
297
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,504
and a few of the older women
with mustaches.
298
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,816
Oh, dear, look at the time.
299
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,861
Why don't we all
go in to dinner?
300
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,301
[INDISTINCT MURMURING]
301
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:16,998
Well, you see, cousin?
302
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:19,435
I told the Endicott's
the truth about myself
303
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,568
and they didn't
throw us out.
304
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,967
Uh.
305
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,404
Bobo?
Balki.
306
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:33,232
Muffy?
Balki.
307
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,843
Muff! It's Balki.
308
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:39,412
[CHUCKLES] You accidentally
locked us out.
309
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,718
It was no accident, Balki.
They meant to lock us out.
310
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:44,982
Cousin...
311
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:49,335
You mean that the Endicotts
312
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:52,512
pretended to be my friends
but they were not?
313
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:56,472
I'm sorry we ever came.
314
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:59,345
Forget about
the Endicotts, Balki.
315
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:00,911
If they don't want
you as a friend.
316
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:03,740
Well, they're the ones
who are missing out.
317
00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,525
You have more class
in your little finger
318
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,440
than all of them put together.
319
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,663
All rich people
are snobs anyway.
320
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,926
Horse apples!
321
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:18,494
Not all rich people are snobs,
just those jerks.
322
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:21,932
And what do they know?
They never worked
a day in their lives.
323
00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:24,544
Wow! Imagine what
they'd have if they worked?
324
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,679
I've been watching you
all evening.
325
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,551
You seem like a nice kid.
326
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:34,075
But 86 the royalty act.
327
00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:36,469
And you, I like the idea
you had for the paper.
328
00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:40,081
Well, I appreciate that, but.
329
00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:42,388
Bobo, the clown hates it.
330
00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:43,867
What does it matter
what we think?
331
00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:45,695
Oh, it doesn't matter
what you think.
332
00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:48,742
It matters what I think.
I'm Bobo Sr.
333
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,443
You're Bobo... Bobo...
Bobo?
334
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:56,576
You're Bobo...
Bobo...Bobo.
335
00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,229
Bobo... Bobo... Bobo.
336
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,189
Cousin, this really is no time
337
00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:02,886
for your Bing Crosby imitation.
338
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:09,632
I still own controlling
interest in the paper.
339
00:22:09,719 --> 00:22:13,201
And I think that your idea
about the investigative
reporting team
340
00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:14,507
isn't half bad.
341
00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:20,426
He likes it!
You mean I can
head up the team?
342
00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:21,949
No, that's the half
that was bad.
343
00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:26,519
We need somebody
that's more experienced.
344
00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:29,696
But don't worry, you'll get
your chance to be on the team.
345
00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:33,439
I never forget
a name, Joe McGregor.
346
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:39,619
Uh, Appleton.
347
00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:42,317
Joe McGregor
is just a nickname.
348
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,623
It's a stupid nickname.
349
00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:47,888
Almost as stupid as Bobo.
350
00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:49,759
Skippy! Now, that's a nickname!
351
00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:54,373
Open up! It's Big Bobo!
352
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:02,206
Well, there you go, cousin.
353
00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:04,252
All rich people are not snobs.
354
00:23:04,339 --> 00:23:06,733
Big Bobo was very nice to us.
355
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,474
He didn't invite us
in to dinner.
356
00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,693
Well, don't you
worry about that.
357
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:13,174
I've got 30 gallons
of pig snout at home
358
00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:14,697
with your name on it.
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