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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kinda change
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* On the wings of my dream
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* And nothing's
gonna stop me now *
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Electric bill.
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Gas bill.
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Phone bill.
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Balki, there's
no stamp on this.
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Balki, Larry, something
wonderful has happened.
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This is the greatest
day of my life.
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Ms. Lydia, what, what is it?
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Chuck Panama called and
he's coming to my party tonight.
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Get out of the city!
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The Chuck Panama?
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The one they named
the canal after?
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No, Balki,
you're thinking of Chuck Suez.
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Chuck Panama happens
to be one of the hottest
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record producers
in America today.
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I've dreamed of being
a singer all my life.
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I've even had people tell me
I'm a young Barbra Streisand.
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my Grammy
is just around the corner.
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Oh, I would love
to meet your grammy!
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Is she coming to the party?
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No, no. No, no, no!
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She, uh, hates parties.
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But you could do me
an eensy-teensy favor.
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I can't get a piano delivered
to my apartment tonight
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so I thought since you guys
are coming to the party
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you could pick it up
on your way.
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We'd love to,
but I have a back problem.
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If I don't get a chance
to sing for Chuck Panama
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my life will be meaningless.
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I know what you mean.
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The only thing worse
than a meaningless life
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is a bad back.
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Oh, Ms. Lydia,
I promise you get your piano.
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Cousin, don't worry,
I'll do all the work.
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I always do all the work.
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Terrific! Terrific!
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Now, here is the receipt
for the piano.
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Try to be a little bit early.
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I want to do a sound check.
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Thanks!
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Now, why did you do that?
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I want to go to a party
and have fun.
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I don't wanna work up
a sweat moving a piano.
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Now, cousin,
that is where Balki
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has his thinking cap
pulled way down over his ears.
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We're not going
to bust our buttocks
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we're going to rent
one of those trucks
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with the little
elevator on the back.
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Your back will be no problem
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your underarms
will stay nice and dry
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and because you have helped a
friend you'll feel good inside.
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What you say?
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All right, all right.
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I'll move the piano.
But I won't feel good inside.
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Yeah. Yes, you will.
No, I won't.
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Yes, you will.
No, I won't.
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I already have
a little pain right here.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Okay, bring it on in.
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Bring it on in. A little more,
a little more, a little more.
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Ho, ho, ho. Ho!
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Okay, straight over here!
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Straight over here.
Keep it comin', keep it comin'.
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Keep it coming.
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Swing it on in.
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Bring it in, bring it in.
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Little more,
little more, little more.
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Ho!
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You thought
this was gonna be hard,
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Looks like
one of the goats doesn't fit.
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Okay, smarty pants!
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I just do this, turn it
around like this and voila!
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Question?
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Answer. We don't.
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Guess the world
will just have to get along
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with one Barbra Streisand.
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Cousin, there must be a way!
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Uh-uh!
Yes!
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No, Balki, Balki.
Hold on, hold on.
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Think about
what you're thinking.
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Two men are going to carry
a piano upstairs?
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And, no.
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Cousin, we made a promise.
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Oh, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
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I didn't promise anybody
anything. You promised.
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You know, you're right.
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I promised.
You didn't promise.
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Okay, um...
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So, you go,
go upstairs to the party
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and I'll just take care of it.
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And, and, cousin,
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don't worry about me
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(GRUNTING)
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One.
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Wait a minute.
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Who moves a piano like that?
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All right, I'll help you.
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Oh, thank you, cousin.
Oh!
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Now.
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What we need first
is a plan.
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Cousin, nobody enjoys
one of your plans
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more than I do.
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But I was just thinking maybe
we could just pick it up and go.
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Oh, just pick it up and go?
Just pick it up and go.
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Just pick it up and go.
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Oh, Balki, Balki, Balki.
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Running with sharp sticks
in their hands?
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No.
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Trying to cut their
toenails with a bolt cutter?
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No!
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Sleeping out in the open
and letting little bugs crawl
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in their ears
and make nests and then
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they start to buzz and buzz
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until you think
you're gonna go crazy,
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No, no, no,
Balki, Balki, Balki.
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The most common way
people hurt themselves
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is by lifting
heavy objects incorrectly.
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Really?
Yes, they do.
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Now, the secret
to lifting a piano
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is to let your legs
do all the work.
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It's all in the legs.
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All in the legs.
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All in the legs.
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All in the legs.
All in the legs.
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All in the legs.
All in the legs.
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All in the legs.
All in the legs.
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BOTH:
All in the legs.
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I like this.
I thought you would.
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Now, on the count of three
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we will lift...
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Other side,
other side, other side.
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On the count of three
we will lift the piano up
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one step and set it down.
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What we are trying to do
is establish a rhythm.
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Hey, I got rhythm!
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I got music.
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I got my pal.
Who could ask for anything more?
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Ready?
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Yes.
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All in the legs.
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One, two, three. Lift!
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(GRUNTING)
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One, two, three. Lift!
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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One, two, three. Lift!
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One, two, three.
Lift!
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(GRUNTS)
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What floor is Lydia on?
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One, two, three. Lift!
(GRUNTS)
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She's on 10.
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One, two, three... 10?
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Somebody broke the rhythm.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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LARRY: One, two, three. Lift!
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(BALKI GRUNTING)
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One, two, three.
Lift!
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(PANTING)
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Why do I let you talk me
into helping other people?
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Why do I listen?
I could have said no.
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I did say no!
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Good news, cousin.
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We only have
seven floors to go.
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One, two, three. Lift!
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One, two, three.
Lift!
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One, two, three.
Lift!
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Cousin.
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One, two, three. Lift!
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(WHISPERS)
Cousin.
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Balki, why aren't we moving?
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We are not moving because
the piano is on my foot.
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Ooh!
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Well, lift it off your foot.
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That was my first instinct
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but you see, the wheel
is caught on the carpet.
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All right, all right.
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You hang on to the piano.
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That would be nice.
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All right, have you got it?
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More than you know.
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(GRUNTING)
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Argh! Argh!
Sorry.
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All right, on the count of three
lift the piano and don't let go.
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Ready? One, two, three.
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
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I said lift and don't let go.
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Oh, don't let go!
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Don't let go.
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So then don't...
Don't.
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...would have been
the operative word...
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Yes!
...in that phrase.
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Yes!
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(PANTING)
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Balki!
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Pull! Pull!
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What does it
look like I'm doing?
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Milking a goat?
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(BOTH PANTING)
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Okay, here's the plan.
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We move the piano up to Lydia's
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and then you move back to Mypos.
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I'm glad you're in a joking
mood, you big kidder you!
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Now, let's tackle these ivories.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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LARRY: One.
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Two.
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Three.
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Lift.
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(GRUNTING)
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One, two, three.
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Balki.
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(GRUNTING)
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No!
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We're here!
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We made it.
We... We're here.
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And you thought
it was gonna be hard.
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I can't believe it.
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My back is fine!
(LAUGHS)
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Okay, Balki, open the door.
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(DOORKNOB RATTLING)
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Open the door.
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(DOORKNOB RATTLING)
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That door can't be locked.
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(SOBBING)
No, no, no, no!
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(SOBBING)
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Cousin,
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don't do that.
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It's gonna be okay.
You know why?
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We just, we just
gonna go downstairs
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and we just take the elevator up
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and I bet you can open it
from the other side.
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Okay.
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Okay?
Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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It's just I'm missing
the whole party.
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I know.
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And I'm all sweaty.
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I know.
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And I got a blister.
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And your pants are ripped.
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My pants are ripped?
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Yeah, I was going to tell you
earlier, but then I thought,
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"He might lose his mind."
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00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,270
My pants are ripped?
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I love these pants.
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These are my good pants!
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These pants make me
look taller!
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Guess I should have waited.
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I hate that stupid piano!
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I hate it.
I hate it. I hate it!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,331
Oh! Oh!
265
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,600
My back!
I hurt my back.
266
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,702
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
267
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,005
Ow! Oh!
268
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,740
Ow! Oh!
269
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,476
Ow! Oh!
270
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,411
Ow! Oh!
271
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,154
Are you finished?
272
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,791
Yes!
Okay.
273
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,560
Would you like me
to help you downstairs?
274
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:09,662
Yes, please.
275
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,432
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
276
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,702
(BOTH GRUNTING)
277
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,804
(BOTH GRUNTING)
278
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,938
Argh!
279
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,873
Don't worry, cousin.
280
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,475
You hurt yourself
doing something good
281
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,943
for somebody else.
282
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,645
God will smile on you.
283
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,816
That's what I did this for?
A smile?
284
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,453
Now, cousin,
if there's one thing
285
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,888
that this simple Mypiot knows
286
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:40,127
that is, that if you do
something good for other people
287
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,061
good things are bound
to happen to you.
288
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,763
(CLANGING)
289
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,575
What was that?
290
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,144
Could be anything.
291
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,114
(CLANGING)
292
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:09,156
Or it could be the piano
rolling down the stairs.
293
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:19,366
(CLANGING)
294
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:25,338
It appears to be following us.
295
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:36,449
Cousin, did Stephen King ever
write anything about the piano?
296
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,353
There's got to be
a logical explanation.
297
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,558
Maybe the floors are uneven.
298
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:50,297
(CLANGING)
299
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,304
Or maybe it's alive!
300
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,545
(PANTING)
301
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,748
Faster! Faster!
302
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,551
Perhaps you'd like to get off
and wait for the next Mypiot.
303
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:16,289
(CLANGING)
304
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,228
(BOTH PANTING NERVOUSLY)
305
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,868
What are you doing?
You forgot your jacket.
306
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,370
Forget the jacket.
307
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,374
(SCREAMING)
308
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,946
(GLASS SHATTERS)
309
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,220
(CLANGING)
310
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:49,756
(CAR TIRE SHRIEKING)
311
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,425
(CAR HORNS HONKING)
312
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,463
Well!
313
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:02,802
I had no idea
a piano had so many parts.
314
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,741
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
315
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:26,959
(LAUGHING)
316
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:30,363
So, um, Chuck,
do you like my singing?
317
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,833
CHUCK: Why don't we discuss it
tomorrow night at my hotel?
318
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,905
Until then.
319
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:40,773
Ciao, baby.
320
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,710
Ciao!
321
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:48,815
(DOOR CLOSES)
322
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:55,355
Oh, Balki! Larry!
I didn't see you at the party.
323
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,024
Did I invite you to the party?
324
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:04,063
Lydia, we were
moving your piano.
325
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,766
Oh, that. Funny thing.
326
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,168
I didn't need
that piano after all.
327
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:12,472
I used a background tape.
It had a full orchestra.
328
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,574
It just supported my voice
so much better than
329
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,676
that dinky little piano.
330
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,280
Did you hear that, Balki?
331
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,316
She didn't need the piano.
332
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,687
Well, that's, that's
fortunate, Ms. Lydia,
333
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:32,058
because the piano
now bears
a striking resemblance
334
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,060
to a pile of Lincoln Logs.
335
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:38,965
Oh, who cares
about that silly old piano?
336
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,937
He really likes me!
337
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:47,907
And you wanna know
why he really likes me?
338
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,777
Because...
339
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:54,681
* People
340
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:58,985
* People who need people
341
00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:07,193
* With one person
342
00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:10,530
* One very special person *
343
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,969
Cousin, isn't it wonderful
the way things worked out?
344
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:22,909
Wonderful?
What is so wonderful?
345
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:27,647
We killed ourselves taking a
piano up 10 floors for nothing!
346
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,951
Well, now that's true, but
347
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:36,055
the point is that
you helped me to do this
348
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:38,525
even though it was against
your better judgment.
349
00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:43,095
And that makes this evening
worth it for you?
350
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,466
Well, yes, it does.
351
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,601
Because, cousin,
if you were willing
352
00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:51,804
to help me to do this
then I know that even if
353
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:55,608
the world falls in on me
I can ask for your help.
354
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,814
Well, Balki,
you're probably right.
355
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:06,519
But just don't ask
for the next few days, okay?
356
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:10,923
There's plenty of time, cousin.
357
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,660
We, we won't have to help
Harriette move
358
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,662
into our building
until next week.
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