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♪ Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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♪ Nothing to rearrange
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♪ Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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♪ Like you need
some kind of change
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♪ No matter what the odds
are this time
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♪ Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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♪ This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend.
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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end.
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♪ Standing tall
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♪ On the wings of my dreams
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♪ Rise and fall
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♪ On the wings of my dream
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♪ The rain and thunder
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♪ The wind and haze
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♪ I'm bound for better days
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♪ It's my life and my dream
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♪ Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Well, it's gonna be
a great party.
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Okay, well,
maybe next year.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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Okay, we're here,
what's all the
fuss about?
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Larry,
what's the matter?
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What were you doing?
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Ladies...
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[CHUCKLES] Ladies...
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Ladies...
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We're gonna watch
the horror movie marathon.
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Oh, no thanks,
I hate Halloween.
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I don't like any holiday
that condones
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wearing orange
and black together.
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The real reason
you don't wanna go
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is because
you're chicken.
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[SCOFFS]
I am not.
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Oh, come on, you haven't
showered alone since
you saw Psycho.
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Well...
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Excuse me.
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I have an advice
column to write.
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How about you, Harriette?
I know you don't scare easily.
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I don't scare
at all, baby.
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Well, so
you'll be there?
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Sorry, my mother-in-law's
in town,
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and why watch movie
monsters when you can
see the real thing?
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No Harriette, no Lydia.
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Cousin, guess who!
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Oh, my goodness.
Who can that be
under that mask?
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Uh, Mr. Gorpley?
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No! Guess again.
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Uh...
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I don't know.
I'll never get it.
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Tell me who
you are, Balki.
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It's... Balki!
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Ah!
Oh!
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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I guess I'm one good
Halloween player.
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The best.
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No.
Oh, yes you are.
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No.
Yes, you are.
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No.
Yes, yes.
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You know,
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everyone's gonna love this
at the party tonight.
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But I'm not wearing this
to the party tonight.
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This is just
my office costume.
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Oh. Well, you might
as well wear it
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because no one from
the office is coming
to the party.
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It's just us
and Jennifer
and Mary Anne.
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No one else wants to watch
the horror movie marathon.
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Well, if nobody else
wants to watch it,
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why do we want
to watch it?
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Because horror is the
fun part of Halloween.
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Yeah, about that, cousin,
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I still don't understand.
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Why would anybody
want to sit through
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12 hours of
horrible movies?
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I could barely make it
through Ishtar.
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No, not horrible movies,
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horror movies.
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Movies that scare
you to death.
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I don't want to be
scared to death.
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Well, sure you do.
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People love
to be frightened.
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[WOMAN SCREAMING ON TV]
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[ALL SCREAM]
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Well, I've had enough.
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What?
Me, too.
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What? What,
you can't go now.
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We're only halfway
through the marathon.
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We've got three
movies to go.
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Six hours of watching
scary movies is too
much for me.
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My head hurts,
my stomach is all
tied up in knots
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and I think
I'm getting hives.
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Thanks for a lovely evening.
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Oh, how about
a little peck.
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[GIGGLES]
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Bye.
Um, goodnight.
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Bye.
Goodbye.
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Goodnight.
Night.
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Well, what's wrong
with everybody?
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They're just
scary movies.
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You know,
you're right.
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Who would be afraid
of scary movies?
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Look at this,
they're gonna
miss the best one,
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Invasion of
the Body Snatchers.
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"Aliens take over
the planet by
replacing everybody
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"with identical twins
that they've grown
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"in giant pods."
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Oh, don't tell me
you're scared, too.
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Well, of course I'm not,
don't be ridiculous.
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I was just hoping
for a little
change of pace.
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Well, if you want
a change of pace,
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let's watch this
next one in the dark.
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Don't do that.
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Afraid of the dark?
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No, I'm not.
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Don't do that.
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You are afraid
of the dark.
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No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
No, I'm not.
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[SCREAMS]
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Yes, I am.
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Well, we don't
have to watch it
in the dark.
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Well, I... I don't
think we should
watch it at all.
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What's the matter,
are you chicken?
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In a manner of speaking.
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Balki, these movies
are just make believe.
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Cousin, they are about
bad people doing bad things.
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And I believe they
put bad thoughts
in our heads.
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But Balki,
they're harmless.
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They go in one eye
and out the other.
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Well, I don't want
to watch anymore.
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What's the matter?
You're afraid you watch
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too many horror
movies it'll make
you into a monster?
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Well, I don't know
what it make me into,
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and I don't want to
take any chances.
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So I'm gonna
go in there,
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brush my teeth,
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just to clear my head.
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What planet are you from?
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Ah, I guess
I'm the only
fun guy left.
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MAN: [ON TV] Our horror movie marathon continues
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withInvasionof the Body Snatchers.
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[HUMMING]
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[SCREAMS]
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Morning, cousin.
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Did you sleep well?
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Well, I guess
I can't scare you.
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What, you got eyes
in the back of your head?
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Well, of course not,
don't be ridiculous.
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Your third button
from the top is
unbuttoned.
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So, what are
you making?
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This is mach ba sik sik.
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Pig stomach stuffed
with head cheese.
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And just a pinch
of cardamom.
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I thought we'd take
some on our trip,
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it travels so well.
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We're taking a trip?
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Well, yes, we're
going to Mypos.
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Didn't I tell you?
No, you didn't tell me.
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Well, I'll be snookered.
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Balki, if you wanna
take a trip like that,
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we have to plan ahead.
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We've got to check
discount fares,
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we've gotta coordinate
vacation schedules.
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I need a passport.
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How did you do that?
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Do what?
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and set that on fire.
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No, I didn't.
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Yes, you did.
No, didn't.
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I saw it.
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from an optical
delusion.
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Maybe you didn't
get enough sleep
last night.
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No, I don't think so.
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I'll stick with milk.
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My stomach feels
a little queasy
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from all that junk
I ate last night.
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Your sik sik's
still burning.
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00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:03,211
How did you do that?
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Do what?
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00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:10,435
You made the milk stop
and wait for you.
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00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:16,137
No, I didn't.
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00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:21,011
Balki, you...
You turned away
and then you...
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Oh, wait a minute.
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I know what's happening.
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Very clever,
what is it,
magic tricks?
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00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:32,501
What, cousin, no,
I don't know
no magic tricks.
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Very good.
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Okay, okay, you win.
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I apologize for
what I did last night.
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I will never, ever try
to frighten you again.
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Thank you, cousin.
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Well, I think
I'll just let
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this mach ba
sik sikcurdle.
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Come on, cousin,
let's go to work.
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Sure, let's go to work.
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Shall we take my car,
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or are you just going
to beam us over?
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Oh, come on, cousin,
you know on my salary
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I can't afford a beemer.
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00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:12,759
Where do I come
up with them?
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Balki, a giant pod?
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00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:26,381
Oh, come on, Balki,
this is going too far.
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00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:31,342
Balki.
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Harriette, Lydia.
Thank God you're here.
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You're not
gonna believe it.
This morning,
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I saw Balki walk
through a door.
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He made a carton
of milk float
in midair,
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00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,939
and he started a fire
with his finger.
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00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:06,726
Let me smell
your breath, baby.
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[SNIFFS]
Harriette.
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I have not been drinking.
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Uh, excuse me, Larry,
but did you watch
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all 12 hours of that
horror movie marathon
last night?
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What's that got to do
with anything?
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now you're seeing
weird things today.
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00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:28,965
You bet it could, cousin.
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00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,315
Why did you say that?
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Say what?
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You called me "cousin."
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No, I didn't, baby.
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Yes, you did.
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I called you "baby," baby.
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00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,197
There's no way
we're cousins.
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Wait a minute.
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You two seem...
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Different.
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You're just now
noticing that?
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Relax.
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The next thing you
know you'll be saying
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to take us back
to his home planet.
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[BOTH CACKLING]
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I'm going crazy.
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Too many horror movies,
that's gotta be it.
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I just gotta relax.
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Just gotta relax
and think about
something else.
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The Bears, the Bears,
how are the Bears doing?
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"Planet Mypos
discovered
behind Pluto?"
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00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,743
Planet Mypos?
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00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,528
Hi, cousin.
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00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,053
Oh, just dropped in.
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00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:00,796
Well, you can't
fool me anymore.
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00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:12,112
I know all about Mypos.
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[GASPS]
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Where were you?
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I never left the room.
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00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:20,381
Well, maybe you
won't be so glib
after you read this.
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00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,126
You're right, cousin,
I'm glibless.
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00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,912
But it was right
on the front page.
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00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:32,045
Well, cousin,
I think your mind
is pulling your leg.
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00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,308
Oh, what's happening?
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00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:37,267
Why am I seeing things
that aren't there?
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00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:41,097
I mean, what's a...
What's a... What's a...
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00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,665
What's in that mail cart?
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00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,188
The mail.
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00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,886
It comes at this time
every day.
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00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,975
That was a pod!
257
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,542
Now I get it.
258
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:52,935
The fire, the milk,
walking through doors.
259
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,241
It's all coming together.
260
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:55,677
You are a
strange visitor
261
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:59,333
from another planet
who came to Earth
262
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,378
and who, disguised
as Balki Bartokomous,
263
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:04,338
mild-mannered
sheep herder,
264
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:05,905
is turning us all
into Mypiots
265
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,124
so you can take us
back to your planet.
266
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,997
Darn, you got me.
267
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,435
You mean it's true?
268
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:17,960
Yepper.
269
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:21,181
I may be an alien
bent on world conquest,
270
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,226
but I'm no liar.
271
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:24,662
Cousin, you're
gonna love Mypos.
272
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,534
The climate is perfect.
273
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,536
All men are created cousins,
274
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:31,060
and we've conquered
cellulite.
275
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,714
I'm not going
to another planet.
276
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,107
Oh, come on, cousin,
277
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:37,023
I... I always go
where you want to go.
278
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:45,161
I don't want to go to Mypos.
I'll never go to Mypos.
279
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:47,294
Cousin, you want
to go to Mypos.
280
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,209
I want to go to Mypos.
281
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,429
When the mamaship
gets here,
282
00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:53,953
you'll be the
first one in line.
283
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,432
When the mamaship
gets here,
284
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,173
I'll be the
first in line.
285
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,789
You'd say,
"I do, I do!"
286
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:08,141
And when you say,
"Who wants pig snout?"
287
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:10,578
I'll say...
288
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,145
I'll say...
289
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,584
I'll never
eat pig snout!
290
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:24,374
You have a very
strong will, Earth boy.
291
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:29,031
Balki, how can you
do this to the Earth?
292
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,685
You used to be so nice.
293
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:35,429
Well, we Mypiots were
nice for 6,000 years,
294
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,561
and then, one day,
somebody suggested,
295
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:41,435
"Hey, why you don't
watch scary movies?
296
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,353
"They just go in one eye
and out the other."
297
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:52,011
Well, they checked in,
but they didn't check out.
298
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,492
They set up housekeeping.
299
00:16:56,885 --> 00:17:00,410
They begat bad thoughts
300
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:03,022
and those bad thoughts
got together
301
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:06,155
and had little
bad thoughts.
302
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,810
And those little
bad thoughts
303
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:13,423
grew up into
big bad thoughts.
304
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,431
And now, all we have
305
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:25,479
are big bad thoughts.
306
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,829
So, we're taking
over the Earth.
307
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,179
Just for kicks!
308
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,573
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
309
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,897
Hello, Jennifer?
It's Larry.
310
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,943
Drop whatever
you're doing and
get down here.
311
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,640
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
Who is it?
312
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:57,772
It's Jennifer.
313
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:16,443
How did you get
here so fast?
314
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:19,576
I have proof that
Balki is from a
planet called Mypos,
315
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:20,664
and they're taking
over the Earth.
316
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:21,709
You've got to believe me.
317
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:24,842
You do?
318
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:34,504
Why?
319
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:35,984
No, no, don't
let him in.
320
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:37,681
We've got to
leave right now.
321
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:40,031
There's no hurry.
322
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,512
If we stay,
we'll become Mypiots.
323
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,303
You're wearing a vest.
324
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,087
You're one of them.
325
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,876
ALL: Hi, cousin.
326
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:00,704
Going somewhere?
327
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,406
Time to go.
328
00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:08,712
The mamaship
is double-parked.
329
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,453
[ALL LAUGHING]
330
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:15,458
You mean he's changed
you all into Mypiots?
331
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,156
ALL: Well,
of course he has.
332
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,461
Don't be ridiculous.
333
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:24,511
Let me give you
a hand, cousin.
334
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,077
You'll never take me.
335
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,558
Oh, come on, cousin.
336
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,348
Be one of us.
337
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,742
Put on the vest.
338
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,789
Alterations are free.
339
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:44,095
No, no, no, no!
340
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,229
Oh, oh!
341
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:48,665
No, get away.
342
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,319
Get away!
343
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,452
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
344
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:56,238
Oh, no, oh, no!
345
00:19:56,325 --> 00:20:00,242
ALL: [CHANTING]
Cousin, cousin, cousin, cousin,
346
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:03,245
cousin, cousin, cousin...
347
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:04,377
LARRY: Get away!
Cousin?
348
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:05,552
Get away!
Cousin.
349
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:08,424
[GASPS]
350
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:09,512
How would that
be possible?
351
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,082
You'll never put
that vest on me.
352
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:16,040
But, cousin,
I wasn't thinking of it.
353
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,912
It don't go with the
knife in your chest.
354
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,435
What?
355
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,220
[GASPS]
356
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,006
I've got a knife
in my chest.
357
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,268
Oh, that's great.
358
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,401
Oh.
359
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:31,447
I must have fallen asleep
in front of the television.
360
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,667
Cousin, I think you were
having a bad dream.
361
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:36,974
Oh, I was, and Balki,
it was awful.
362
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:40,282
In my dream,
you were from
a planet called Mypos,
363
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,632
and you were taking
over the Earth.
364
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,895
And that wasn't
the awful part.
365
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:48,682
The awful part was
that you were not nice.
366
00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:51,293
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
Can you imagine that,
367
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,252
Balki Bartokomous,
not nice?
368
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:54,862
[LAUGHING]
369
00:20:58,169 --> 00:20:59,170
Balki?
370
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,737
Uh, just for
argument's sake,
371
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,957
uh...
372
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:05,568
What would you do
if a total stranger
373
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:08,702
came up to you
on the street and
took your money,
374
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:10,312
kicked you in the shins,
and said,
375
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:11,531
"Your mama
wears army boots"?
376
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:16,492
Well, um,
if he, uh,
377
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:17,841
took my money,
378
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:20,757
I'd say,
"Spend it wisely."
379
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:22,281
And if he kicked me
in the shins,
380
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:25,240
I'd say, "You know,
you should join a gym
381
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:28,199
"to find a more positive way
of taking out aggression."
382
00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:33,161
And if he says my mama
wears army boots,
383
00:21:33,248 --> 00:21:35,337
Then I say,
"You've seen mama?
384
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:36,773
"How does she look?"
385
00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:41,865
You are Balki.
386
00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:43,867
[LAUGHS] Ow.
387
00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:52,659
Boy...
388
00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:54,225
Balki...
389
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,314
Whoa!
390
00:21:58,926 --> 00:22:00,841
Balki,
391
00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:02,538
I never want to
have a nightmare
like that again.
392
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:06,586
Observation.
Hmm?
393
00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:08,588
you wouldn't have
had that bad dream.
394
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:11,417
Well, you know,
ever since my parents
395
00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:14,855
took me out
of Fantasiacrying,
396
00:22:14,942 --> 00:22:17,336
I've been trying
to prove something.
397
00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:23,907
But cousin, you
did prove something.
398
00:22:23,994 --> 00:22:25,866
then you have a nightmare.
399
00:22:25,953 --> 00:22:28,695
Of course,
the rest of us
already knew that,
400
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,871
that's why you were
watching them alone.
401
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:38,922
Well, that's the
motto you live by.
402
00:22:41,969 --> 00:22:43,840
Balki, what do you say
next Halloween,
403
00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:45,755
we just hand out
candy to the kids
404
00:22:45,842 --> 00:22:46,887
and call it a night?
405
00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:48,323
Okay by me.
406
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:51,761
Now, how about this?
407
00:22:51,848 --> 00:22:52,893
and you start
to feel better.
408
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:53,981
Okay.
409
00:22:55,722 --> 00:22:57,506
Boy, what a nightmare.
410
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,075
It was the craziest thing.
411
00:23:03,077 --> 00:23:05,862
Every time
I turned around,
412
00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:07,603
you were gone.
413
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,567
Balki?
414
00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:16,307
Cousin?
Ah!
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