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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* No matter what the odds
are this time
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* Nothing's going
to stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Through the rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream
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* And nothing's gonna
to stop me now *
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(SIGHS)
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Uh! I can't believe it.
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Took me a year
to finally get my
own parking space
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and someone else
parks in it.
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Harriette,
do you know anyone
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who owns a black Porsche
with red pin striping?
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Oh, yeah, that's
Doug Perkins' new car.
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Yeah, well, I'm gonna have
to find this Perkins guy
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and set him straight.
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Well, you're in luck,
here he comes now.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Stop, right there.
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I'm in your space, right?
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Hey, I know what
you're thinking.
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But I can explain.
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So there's less
chance of dings.
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But listen I've got
your best interests
at heart.
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So, I'll park in your space,
you can park in mine.
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Well, that sounds fair.
Super.
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I gotta run.
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Uh, wait!
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Where's your space?
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Well, after all,
it is a Porsche.
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(SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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Hi, cousin.
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(SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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Mr. Gorpley tell me that
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The last time
he said that
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Bartokomous,
here's your paycheck.
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Take it before
I spend it on gum.
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Uh, Mr. Gorpley...
What?
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Uh... I just
have looked
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at my check
and I cannot help
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but notice that the amount
is the same as last week.
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And...
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Did somebody
forget something?
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Let me see that.
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I did forget something.
Thanks for reminding me.
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Oh, just doing your job.
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I forgot to tell you that
you're not getting a raise.
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Why not?
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No, it is personal.
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You're getting a raise
because you're a foreigner,
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you dress funny,
and I just didn't
feel like it.
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Oh, well, as long as
you had a good reason.
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LARRY: You know what I
should have told that Perkins?
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I should have told him to
take a powder with his Porsche.
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Cousin, you know,
you could look
at it this way.
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Now everybody will think
you own a Porsche.
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Balki, you're
just as bad as I am.
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You just stood by
and let Gorpley take
away your raise.
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People walk all over us.
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Look at this.
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What is this?
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I believe this
is a Filet-O-Fish.
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I never get
what I order.
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And you know why
I never get what
I order?
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Because you don't enunciate?
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No! No!
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Because waitresses
intimidate me.
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And this one was only 14.
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(SIGHS)
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Just let's eat our fish.
Ugh...
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Fish is brain food.
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Or is it brain
is fish food?
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Balki, how can you
be so nice?
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But, cousin, you know,
on Mypos, we have a saying,
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"You can never be
too nice or too thin."
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Well, this isn't Mypos.
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Here nice guys
finish last.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Oh, hi, Jennifer.
Hi, Larry.
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Look, I can't make
our date tonight.
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An old high school
friend is in town.
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I hope it's okay.
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Oh, hey,
no problem.
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I knew you would
understand. Bye.
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Bye.
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Now, why did I say
it was no problem?
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It's a big problem.
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I have tickets
to the ballet.
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(SIGHS)
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(SHOES SQUEAKING)
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Well, now, cousin
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and consider the
whole thing water
under the Baryshnikov.
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Balki! This is no
laughing matter.
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We have trouble
being assertive.
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MAN: (ON TV)
Do you have trouble
being assertive?
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Do you have trouble
getting what you order
in restaurants?
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Does your girlfriend
break dates with you?
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At the last minute?
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When you ask for a raise,
does your boss laugh
in your face?
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Do people steamroll
over you like you
don't even exist?
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Well, stop!
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take the Stop seminar
this weekend
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and take charge
of your life.
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For more information,
call 555-STOP and
do it today!
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Wow!
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Talk about truth
in advertising.
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Balki, if we had taken
a seminar like that
a long time ago
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I'd be parking in my own space
and you'd have your raise.
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All right, cousin,
there's two things
you've got to know
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about the Mypiot
right upfront.
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Number one, we all
enjoy a good pomegranate.
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That one don't apply here.
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But the next one does.
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We don't demand
things like raises.
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We believe that if
we sow the seeds
of hard work,
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and water them with
a cheerful attitude,
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then a tree of blessings
will take root
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and grow and then
we will reap the
fruit of our labors.
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is the aforementioned
pomegranate.
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Terrific.
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This from a country
that gave us the
Mediterranean fruit fly.
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You're welcome.
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Well, I'm going
to take that seminar.
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Hello?
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I want to sign up
for the Stop seminar
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and take charge of my life.
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Yes, I'll hold.
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Balki.
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I'm home.
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How was your Stop seminar?
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Very instructive.
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BALKI: Good.
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Balki, look at me.
What do you see?
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Oh, cousin, I love this game
but you make it too easy.
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You should have tell
me to cover my eyes first.
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Balki, uncover your eyes
and I'll tell you
what you see.
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You see a man who
ordered a cheeseburger
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for lunch and you
know what I got?
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A BLT?
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At first.
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But I sent it back
and got a cheeseburger.
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Well, now, cousin,
isn't that nice.
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You got to tell me all
about it all over dinner.
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I'll sit over there--
Stop!
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Okay.
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See, Balki, that's
what I learned today.
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When someone tries
to make you do something
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you don't want to do,
you just tell them
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stop.
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In this case,
I'm not hungry.
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But, cousin, why you
didn't tell me in the
first place, I--
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Stop!
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Are you telling
me what to tell you?
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but if you tell me
what it is you want
me to stop telling you,
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I'll stop telling it to you.
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All right, Balki.
It's okay.
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I'm just trying out
the new Larry Appleton.
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A man who's had it up to here
with having it up to here.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
I'll get it.
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But only because I choose to.
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Come in.
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Hi, Larry.
Jennifer.
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Listen,
about Monday night,
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I can't make it.
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What?
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Jennifer, I don't
wanna hear about it.
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I asked you out,
you said yes, so,
get on the horn
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to your supervisor,
tell him, you're not
going anywhere
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except out with me.
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Do it, now.
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Well, okay.
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Balki, you are looking
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at a lean, mean,
assertive machine.
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Cousin, don't you think
Jennifer will be mad at you?
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No, no.
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at Stop training.
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People, especially women
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like it when you talk
to them like that.
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They do?
Yes.
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But pretty soon
they learn
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that you're doing
them a favor.
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You think you're
doing her a favor
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Exactly.
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You see, Balki, at Stop
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we learn that
bending people
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to your will...
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Is the most unselfish
thing you can do.
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Cousin, I believe
in being nice to others.
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Well, of course you do,
and I do too.
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But before you can be
nice to other people
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you have to be
nice to yourself.
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Really?
Yes.
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Balki, how do you feel
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when you see other people
get what they want?
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I feel happy.
Right.
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And other people
will be happy
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when they see you
get what you want.
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Really?
Yes.
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So if you want other
people to be happy
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you have to take
what you want.
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Even if it doesn't
make them happy
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while you are taking it.
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Let me get this straight.
Mmm-hmm.
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I can make others happy
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by taking
what I want,
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even if it makes
them unhappy while
I'm taking it,
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because they don't
realize how happy
they're going to be
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after I have gotten it.
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Ooh, you're good.
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You are a Stop natural.
I...
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You are, I mean it.
No.
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I mean it.
Yes, yes, you are.
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Balki, I am
going to teach you
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how to get your raise.
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This is your raise.
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Cousin, this
is a cantaloupe.
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Now cantaloupes
are nice,
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but I was hoping
for money.
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Balki, this cantaloupe
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represents your raise.
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All right, here,
stand over here.
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Stand over here.
Uh-huh.
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Now...
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is to walk over here
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and take it.
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Not yet.
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All right, now.
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Balki...
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Concentrate.
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Commit to your goal.
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Don't let any obstacles
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come between you
and your raise.
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Are you ready to
go get your raise?
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Go.
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Is that a spider
on your neck?
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Don't step on Dimitri.
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Too bad about
Wayne Newton.
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Something happened
to Wayne?
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Aha!
Oh...
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Cousin, I don't know
if I can do this.
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Yes, you can.
Yes, you can.
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All we have to do
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is focus your anger.
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(CHUCKLES)
I don't have any anger.
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Oh, yes, you do.
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(LAUGHS)
257
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,208
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
258
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,843
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
259
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,513
I don't have any anger!
260
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,187
Where do you think
that come from?
261
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:26,994
The man who
promised you a raise
262
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,997
and then viciously
took it away from you!
263
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,067
Well, I'll be snookered.
264
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:37,937
I didn't know
that was in there.
265
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,241
Well, there's a lot more
where that came from.
266
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:49,983
Yes, yes, I do.
267
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:53,786
So, wouldn't you have
sent half your raise
home to your mama?
268
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,388
Well, yes, I would.
269
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,324
So by taking money
away from you,
270
00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:00,627
Mr. Gorpley is taking money
away from your mama.
271
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,765
What kind of man
would steal
272
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,934
from a kindly,
old woman?
273
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,336
A bad man.
Mmm-hmm.
274
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,705
And...
275
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:15,475
(CRYING) Awful.
276
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,644
Bad.
How does that make you feel?
277
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,447
That makes me angry!
278
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,219
All right, now
what are you going
to do with that anger?
279
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,022
I'm going to use it
to get what I want!
280
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,757
And why are you
going to get
what you want?
281
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,993
Because I'm selfish!
And why are you selfish?
282
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:37,397
Because I want to
make people happy!
283
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,766
Yes, yes, you've got it.
Happy!
284
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,102
You've got it!
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
285
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,941
LARRY: Balki,
go in there
286
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,743
and get your raise.
287
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,386
All right,
Mr. Gorpley,
288
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,687
you can run...
289
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:04,791
But you cannot ride.
290
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,263
(DOOR SLAMS)
291
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,310
Stop!
292
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:28,181
Last week I asked you
very nicely to move your car.
293
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,650
You refused.
I let you get
away with it.
294
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,085
Well, those days are over.
295
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,953
I want you
out of my space
296
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,788
and I want you out now.
297
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:42,028
Oh, man!
298
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,363
Yes, I have.
299
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,398
I went to that
seminar last week.
300
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,100
That's why
I took your space.
301
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,102
I thought it would
make you happy.
302
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,741
she threw me out.
303
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,877
Just went upstairs,
demanded a raise,
304
00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,146
I was fired.
305
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,115
Stop ruined my life.
306
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,417
Do yourself a favor!
307
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,052
Forget everything
they told you.
308
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,255
Before it's too late!
309
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,869
Balki.
310
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,144
Uh, Mr. Gorpley,
Mr. Gorpley.
311
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:34,181
Mr. Gorpley, uh, if...
If you see Balki before I do
312
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:37,150
(STUTTERS) you should
know that he was
313
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,818
uh, he was hypnotized
at a party
314
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,420
and thinks
he's General Patton.
315
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,958
If this is some sob story
about the Mypiot's raise
316
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,327
save your breath.
317
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,162
Over the weekend
I thought about it
318
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,497
and I decided
to give it to him.
319
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:52,565
You did?
320
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,705
Balki! Balki!
Hey, Balki!
321
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:01,641
Listen, buddy, listen.
Balki! Balki! Balki!
322
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,610
Change o' plan.
323
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,113
Balki! Balki!
324
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,815
You got your raise!
325
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,483
Of course I did.
326
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,857
Out of my way,
little man.
327
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:23,263
I have a date with dynasty.
328
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:25,898
Balki! Balki!
329
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,535
You have got to stop Stop!
330
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,904
Cousin, if you don't want
to make the trip to success
331
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,341
then get out of the road.
332
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,881
(CLANGING)
333
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,519
Ah, Bartokomous--
334
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,687
Stop!
335
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,723
Excuse me?
336
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,562
out of my mama's mouth.
337
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,631
What are you talking about?
338
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,900
I'm talking about
my mama's mouth
339
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:04,437
and the act of taking
money out of it.
340
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,841
I deserve a raise.
341
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,077
Therefore, it's mine.
342
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,780
I demand it now.
343
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,517
Let me get this straight.
344
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,854
You are demanding
a raise?
345
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:26,426
You got that right
you Mypiot-mother-mugger.
346
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,398
Do you know what this is?
347
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:35,034
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
It's a piece of paper.
348
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,503
Yes.
349
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:42,074
This is the authorization
for your raise.
350
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,411
I was just taking it
up to payroll.
351
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,313
Well, of course you were.
352
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,648
Don't be ridiculous.
353
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,251
I got my raise?
354
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,321
You had it.
355
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,425
Now you don't.
356
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,837
Balki, Balki,
what happened?
357
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,006
LARRY: Balki!
358
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,978
I'm focusing my anger.
359
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,956
Cousin, great news!
360
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,525
Mr. Gorpley give me
my raise back.
361
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,894
Oh, that's great,
Balki. I'd...
362
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,664
I'm afraid I owe you
a big apology
363
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,400
and I hope Mr. Gorpley
wasn't too hard on you.
364
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,802
Actually, all I had
to do was tell him
365
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,236
that I had been
listening to you
366
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,072
and that seemed
to be enough.
367
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,043
(SIGHS)
368
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:56,416
Balki, I...
I don't know
369
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:59,519
I mean, I just wanted
to be able to stand
up for myself
370
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:02,021
so that people
wouldn't walk
all over me.
371
00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:04,891
I just thought that a little
aggressiveness would help.
372
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,859
Cousin, it's okay
to stand up for yourself
373
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:10,129
as long as you don't
stand on other people.
374
00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:12,331
You know, on Mypos
we have a saying.
375
00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:13,866
Would you care to
hear it in the original?
376
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:16,669
No, translation
would be fine.
Okay.
377
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:22,074
It says, "You get
more flies with honey
than with a rifle."
378
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:30,583
I would think so, yes.
379
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,255
So anyway, it's okay
as long as you
learned a lesson.
380
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:38,758
Oh, eh, uh,
Balki, I have.
381
00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,793
And never again
will I jump
382
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,730
into something
like this blindly.
383
00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:45,998
Well, the good news is
that we've taken care
384
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,367
of all the harm
that's been done.
385
00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:49,502
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
386
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:50,837
BOTH: Come in!
387
00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:55,475
LARRY: Oh, Jennifer.
388
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:56,543
you treated me
the other night.
389
00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:58,010
Yes, about that I...
390
00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:03,516
Don't ever talk to me
that way again.
391
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,852
(WHEEZING)
392
00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:15,762
Cousin, it was
a sucker punch.
393
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,830
You'll get her
next time.
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