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Wait a minute.

We should not take some time to think for ...

I just really caught time. Really a lot.

Do you sit here every night and staring at TV?

You have to poop. With many men.

No, thanks. -Do you already have those apps?

We need an alias. Elio, Elio, Elio.

Gillis and I bought a house.

Allee, so Velzeke. -Mooi, you know.

Failure can be very good. You live in Brussels, right?

Believe me, then you are lucky as a young, single gay.

What are you going to do, Otto?

Hello?

Guest...

Don't you think it's time to leave?

What time is it?

Look, I don't know what to do today, but I have a meeting. Now.

So ...

Good morning.

Rosa, good morning.

Sorry I am so late.

The metro was stuck.

Yes, but that doesn't matter, Manneke.

Patrick was always too late. -Yes?

Yes, that too was predictable.

Have you heard him?

No.

Are you okay, Manneke?

Yes, yes.

But we are not here for me, huh.

Good.

A new glasses.

Is it noticeable? Yes.

I would never have dared that before.

He's standing. -Merci.

Two buy, one free. I thought: it's the moment.

I have registered for an astrology course.

It's like you said: Open my world.

Yes, then you are in the right place with astrology, right?

I have already learned more about myself

Then I ever from our Patrick ...

I learned from Patrick.

We can learn a lot from the stars.

So I have now discovered that I can do much more than I thought.

Soon, bastard.

How is it going?

Do you want to meet?

Certainly

What do we think?

But, guys.

No.

No. No. No. No.

It has something?

Yes, it has ...

potential. -H?

I really like it. What do you think, Otto?

Look, it's a bit like Brussels. Chaotic, dirty.

But if you look at it long enough beauty.

No, I think it's ugly.

Thank you. -Jullie don't get it.

And you ... your opinion is certainly not important.

Sir I collect Porcelain dogs.

Yes, maybe you should put that on your gravel profile.

'Hello, I am Otto and I collect porcelain dogs. Fuck? '

It is Elio, by the way, not Otto. -Elio? Who is Elio?

My inner slut. -You inner slut?

He has had one onenight stand and now he thinks he is a slut.

They send Dickpics all the time

And don't want to meet without sending a back.

How do you think you will get a date differently?

Just a quiet conversation or something?

Would you just do that To such a random guest?

No, you wouldn't enjoy it.

Allee. Not even if I send you a sexy photo?

No, it's about the principle.

Sending Dickpics is actually a kind of digital exhibitionism, right?

You are quietly scrolling and suddenly, bam, whistle in your face.

Don't listen, just do it.

I also think it's scary. They just have that.

You don't have to make a self -portrait, just show that you are looking forward to it.

You wanted to start your slut time, right?

Who is a slut?

Who is the biggest slut here at café?

I.

Now take a photo.

Otherwise you have to return Dirk. -Otto, you don't need anything.

You don't need anything, huh.

Don't you even want to make a Dickpic for me?

What the fuck?

No.

Don't you miss that?

I'm just happy that I don't have to do all of that.

Do you miss that?

No.

Okay.

It would be exciting or something.

Still?

And? -Yes...

No, say.

Wow.

Good of light.

Do you see that not every Dickpic is ordinary? -Allee, spring.

Nice okay, just

pass Oh la, William.

Ah, that's the date. -Date?

Wait, wait. That's a date now?

Okay. Whatever you do, don't panic. It's just pooping.

Don't panic, just poop.

Come on, hey, Otto.

Is red okay?

Certainly, yes.

Thank you.

Someone I know has just been to Machu Picchu.

Anyone?

My ex.

We're not going to talk about your ex, do we?

No, no, no.

So ...

Elio, tell me.

What do you like?

In the city, when it has just rained, The scent of the rain.

There is even a word for the scent of wet concrete.

Petrichor.

Petrichor. -Yes.

Okay.

I mean in bed.

Is this your first gravel date?

Yes, actually.

I just come from a very long relationship.

And for that I never actually experimented or had dates.

And again your ex ...

No problem.

I will teach you a few basic rules. Okay?

To begin with not too much smalltalk, And certainly not about your ex.

We all know why we are here.

You smell good.

Fine.

Do you have condoms?

No.

That is a beginner's error.

Always bring condoms.

And have fun.

It's all about having fun.

Okay?

It was fun.

Take a shower if you want.

No, you don't have to.

Then you can leave.

I get so much stress because I don't perform.

And then I perform even worse because I have so much stress. Do you understand?

Yes, and then those panic attacks come.

Do you know what it actually is? Everything can always be better.

Better at work. Being a better son, a better friend.

It may sound ridiculous, but how I really am really doing ...

Nobody interests that.

Sorry, Frank, That doesn't sound ridiculous at all.

Looking for? Can I go free tonight?

I know that sound.

I would like to talk about that ...

About those panic attacks.

Can you tell a little more about that?

And also a deodorant.

Yes.

And condoms.

Thank you.

So Elio?

Yes, that is you. Tea?

I don't drink alcohol during the week, but I can open a bottle of wine for you.

Ah no. No, tea is fine. -Oké. Sugar?

Two lumps. -Me, too.

You have read my profile, right?

Yes.

And that's okay for you?

Sure, of course.

You have no idea, right?

No, sorry.

Erotic Role Play.

Do you know something about fetish?

No, not really. I'm only just on Grindr and ...

With my previous friend ... -It is okay. Nothing is necessary.

But I am curious.

Looks good. -Yes?

Does that feel good?

I think so.

If I'm going too far Do you have to say it.

No, no.

But I don't feel yet ...

tough.

Will come.

You just have to do what we have agreed.

We are two motorcyclists.

And we meet at a gas station.

Yes, okay.

Isn't that ...

Does that not look strange? -Just try to stay in your role.

Do I actually have a name?

The thing is that we are strangers to each other, so we get to know each other.

I don't know you. You don't know me. We meet.

Can I ask anything else?

Do you know? Just leave it.

Hello, Elio

you are too cute

I don't have any photos here?

I know but I'm sure you're cute

hello, I dreamed of you it was a nice dream, no worries

what are you doing? -I have to work, you?

I am at home

Why don't you come by? this evening

When will you finally learn to cook? -I am busy?

Stop, thank you.

We got the key to our house.

Already now? -Yes.

Next week we will still paint and then we can get in.

Nice.

It's going fast, isn't it?

In any case, it will be quiet.

And green and quiet.

That's what I do it for.

Only that bathroom is so ugly. I want such an accent wall.

What do you think of powder pink? Or mint green?

Who is it?

I have a date tonight.

And then I?

I'm your date, right?

After dinner, huh.

I have been sending the same for a long time.

Yes? When is the faithfulness?

I get it now. You just have to be open. Really say what you want. And that works.

Say.

Your cooking sucks.

Hello.

Second floor.

Merci.

Hey. -Day, sweetheart.

Are you not at Otto?

Yes, yes, we are in a café and he is on the way.

What are you doing? -A on cooking.

Cooking.

Vol-au-vent from a pot?

No.

I knew it.

Say...

When can I expect that surprise?

Surprise?

You know. -What?

The Dickpic.

What? Did you really want ...

No.

No, certainly not. I'm just laughing.

Certainly?

I just had a bet with Otto. -And, have you won?

He just steps in here. -Oké.

I'm going to let you. Bye. -Bye.

Arno?

Yes.

Ça va?

Are you Arno?

I'm Arno.

You don't look like your photo.

It is an old photo.

That's why.

You know, people make their judgment after a tenth of a second.

Purely based on the appearance.

Did you not like plants?

Really bad.

Do you want? -No, thank you.

Are you thirsty?

Ça va.

No thirst?

Trial.

Trial. Chill.

It is still a bit warm.

A bit warm?

Are you into choking?

What?

Are you into choking?

Do you like that?

I...

I don't think so.

Do you not think or do you know for sure?

Where is the restroom?

There. First door on the left.

Elio, ça va?

Is it already done?

Well.

Unless you want to drink anything else.

Do you drink with you?

Sure.

Pintje?

That was a joke, hey, from that choking.

Is it going? Are you not traumatized?

I'll leave you alone But come back, huh.

I'm waiting for you.

Shit.

Mr. Choking, where are you going?

Where are you going, Elio?

I did something stupid.