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Wait a minute.
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We should not take some time to think for ...
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I just really caught time. Really a lot.
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Do you sit here every night and staring at TV?
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You have to poop. With many men.
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No, thanks. -Do you already have those apps?
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We need an alias. Elio, Elio, Elio.
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Gillis and I bought a house.
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Allee, so Velzeke. -Mooi, you know.
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Failure can be very good. You live in Brussels, right?
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Believe me, then you are lucky as a young, single gay.
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What are you going to do, Otto?
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Hello?
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Guest...
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Don't you think it's time to leave?
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What time is it?
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Look, I don't know what to do today, but I have a meeting. Now.
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So ...
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Good morning.
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Rosa, good morning.
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Sorry I am so late.
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The metro was stuck.
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Yes, but that doesn't matter, Manneke.
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Patrick was always too late. -Yes?
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Yes, that too was predictable.
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Have you heard him?
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No.
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Are you okay, Manneke?
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Yes, yes.
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But we are not here for me, huh.
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Good.
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A new glasses.
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Is it noticeable? Yes.
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I would never have dared that before.
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He's standing. -Merci.
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Two buy, one free. I thought: it's the moment.
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I have registered for an astrology course.
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It's like you said: Open my world.
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Yes, then you are in the right place with astrology, right?
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I have already learned more about myself
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Then I ever from our Patrick ...
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I learned from Patrick.
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We can learn a lot from the stars.
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So I have now discovered that I can do much more than I thought.
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Soon, bastard.
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How is it going?
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Do you want to meet?
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Certainly
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What do we think?
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But, guys.
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No.
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No. No. No. No.
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It has something?
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Yes, it has ...
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potential. -H?
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I really like it. What do you think, Otto?
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Look, it's a bit like Brussels. Chaotic, dirty.
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But if you look at it long enough beauty.
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No, I think it's ugly.
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Thank you. -Jullie don't get it.
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And you ... your opinion is certainly not important.
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Sir I collect Porcelain dogs.
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Yes, maybe you should put that on your gravel profile.
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'Hello, I am Otto and I collect porcelain dogs. Fuck? '
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It is Elio, by the way, not Otto. -Elio? Who is Elio?
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My inner slut. -You inner slut?
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He has had one onenight stand and now he thinks he is a slut.
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They send Dickpics all the time
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And don't want to meet without sending a back.
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How do you think you will get a date differently?
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Just a quiet conversation or something?
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Would you just do that To such a random guest?
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No, you wouldn't enjoy it.
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Allee. Not even if I send you a sexy photo?
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No, it's about the principle.
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Sending Dickpics is actually a kind of digital exhibitionism, right?
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You are quietly scrolling and suddenly, bam, whistle in your face.
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Don't listen, just do it.
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I also think it's scary. They just have that.
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You don't have to make a self -portrait, just show that you are looking forward to it.
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You wanted to start your slut time, right?
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Who is a slut?
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Who is the biggest slut here at café?
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I.
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Now take a photo.
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Otherwise you have to return Dirk. -Otto, you don't need anything.
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You don't need anything, huh.
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Don't you even want to make a Dickpic for me?
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What the fuck?
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No.
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Don't you miss that?
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I'm just happy that I don't have to do all of that.
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Do you miss that?
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No.
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Okay.
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It would be exciting or something.
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Still?
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And? -Yes...
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No, say.
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Wow.
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Good of light.
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Do you see that not every Dickpic is ordinary? -Allee, spring.
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Nice okay, just
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pass Oh la, William.
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Ah, that's the date. -Date?
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Wait, wait. That's a date now?
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Okay. Whatever you do, don't panic. It's just pooping.
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Don't panic, just poop.
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Come on, hey, Otto.
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Is red okay?
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Certainly, yes.
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Thank you.
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Someone I know has just been to Machu Picchu.
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Anyone?
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My ex.
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We're not going to talk about your ex, do we?
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No, no, no.
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So ...
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Elio, tell me.
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What do you like?
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In the city, when it has just rained, The scent of the rain.
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There is even a word for the scent of wet concrete.
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Petrichor.
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Petrichor. -Yes.
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Okay.
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I mean in bed.
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Is this your first gravel date?
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Yes, actually.
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I just come from a very long relationship.
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And for that I never actually experimented or had dates.
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And again your ex ...
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No problem.
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I will teach you a few basic rules. Okay?
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To begin with not too much smalltalk, And certainly not about your ex.
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We all know why we are here.
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You smell good.
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Fine.
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Do you have condoms?
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No.
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That is a beginner's error.
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Always bring condoms.
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And have fun.
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It's all about having fun.
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Okay?
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It was fun.
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Take a shower if you want.
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No, you don't have to.
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Then you can leave.
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I get so much stress because I don't perform.
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And then I perform even worse because I have so much stress. Do you understand?
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Yes, and then those panic attacks come.
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Do you know what it actually is? Everything can always be better.
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Better at work. Being a better son, a better friend.
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It may sound ridiculous, but how I really am really doing ...
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Nobody interests that.
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Sorry, Frank, That doesn't sound ridiculous at all.
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Looking for? Can I go free tonight?
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I know that sound.
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I would like to talk about that ...
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About those panic attacks.
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Can you tell a little more about that?
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And also a deodorant.
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Yes.
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And condoms.
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Thank you.
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So Elio?
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Yes, that is you. Tea?
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I don't drink alcohol during the week, but I can open a bottle of wine for you.
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Ah no. No, tea is fine. -Oké. Sugar?
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Two lumps. -Me, too.
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You have read my profile, right?
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Yes.
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And that's okay for you?
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Sure, of course.
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You have no idea, right?
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No, sorry.
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Erotic Role Play.
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Do you know something about fetish?
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No, not really. I'm only just on Grindr and ...
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With my previous friend ... -It is okay. Nothing is necessary.
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But I am curious.
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Looks good. -Yes?
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Does that feel good?
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I think so.
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If I'm going too far Do you have to say it.
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No, no.
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But I don't feel yet ...
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tough.
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Will come.
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You just have to do what we have agreed.
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We are two motorcyclists.
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And we meet at a gas station.
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Yes, okay.
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Isn't that ...
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Does that not look strange? -Just try to stay in your role.
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Do I actually have a name?
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The thing is that we are strangers to each other, so we get to know each other.
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I don't know you. You don't know me. We meet.
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Can I ask anything else?
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Do you know? Just leave it.
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Hello, Elio
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you are too cute
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I don't have any photos here?
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I know but I'm sure you're cute
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hello, I dreamed of you it was a nice dream, no worries
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what are you doing? -I have to work, you?
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I am at home
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Why don't you come by? this evening
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When will you finally learn to cook? -I am busy?
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Stop, thank you.
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We got the key to our house.
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Already now? -Yes.
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Next week we will still paint and then we can get in.
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Nice.
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It's going fast, isn't it?
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In any case, it will be quiet.
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And green and quiet.
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That's what I do it for.
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Only that bathroom is so ugly. I want such an accent wall.
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What do you think of powder pink? Or mint green?
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Who is it?
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I have a date tonight.
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And then I?
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I'm your date, right?
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After dinner, huh.
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I have been sending the same for a long time.
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Yes? When is the faithfulness?
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I get it now. You just have to be open. Really say what you want. And that works.
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Say.
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Your cooking sucks.
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Hello.
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Second floor.
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Merci.
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Hey. -Day, sweetheart.
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Are you not at Otto?
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Yes, yes, we are in a café and he is on the way.
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What are you doing? -A on cooking.
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Cooking.
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Vol-au-vent from a pot?
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No.
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I knew it.
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Say...
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When can I expect that surprise?
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Surprise?
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You know. -What?
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The Dickpic.
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What? Did you really want ...
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No.
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No, certainly not. I'm just laughing.
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Certainly?
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I just had a bet with Otto. -And, have you won?
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He just steps in here. -Oké.
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I'm going to let you. Bye. -Bye.
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Arno?
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Yes.
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Ça va?
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Are you Arno?
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I'm Arno.
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You don't look like your photo.
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It is an old photo.
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That's why.
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You know, people make their judgment after a tenth of a second.
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Purely based on the appearance.
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Did you not like plants?
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Really bad.
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Do you want? -No, thank you.
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Are you thirsty?
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Ça va.
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No thirst?
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Trial.
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Trial. Chill.
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It is still a bit warm.
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A bit warm?
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Are you into choking?
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What?
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00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,040
Are you into choking?
277
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,560
Do you like that?
278
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,360
I...
279
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,400
I don't think so.
280
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:09,800
Do you not think or do you know for sure?
281
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,920
Where is the restroom?
282
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,920
There. First door on the left.
283
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:58,960
Elio, ça va?
284
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,280
Is it already done?
285
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,120
Well.
286
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,240
Unless you want to drink anything else.
287
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,280
Do you drink with you?
288
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,480
Sure.
289
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:22,680
Pintje?
290
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,800
That was a joke, hey, from that choking.
291
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,000
Is it going? Are you not traumatized?
292
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,640
I'll leave you alone But come back, huh.
293
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:37,920
I'm waiting for you.
294
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,280
Shit.
295
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,320
Mr. Choking, where are you going?
296
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,440
Where are you going, Elio?
297
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,400
I did something stupid.
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