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What's up?

You're looking really good.

Yeah? Yeah.

You know, you're working out.

Your muscles, they look really nice. Can I touch it?

Uh, thanks. Yeah, a little bit.

Why are you being nice to me?

No reason. I can't just be nice to my roommate.

What do you want?

I don't want anything from you.

Just spit it out.

I'm busy. Okay.

Well... I mean, well, I was wondering... You know, like, I'm getting my room

painted right now, and it's just, like... It's kind of stinky.

It smells.

I don't know. I just can't sleep when it's all, like, smelly like that. And I

was hoping that you would let me sleep in your room.

Um... Because you love me so much.

But you can just... Yeah, I sleep in my room.

Yeah, I know.

You can just sleep on the couch.

Um, well, actually, I was thinking that it would be better if I slept in your

room and you slept on the couch, you know, because, you know, I have that

important job. I just got it. And, like, if I don't get a good night's sleep, I

get grumpy.

Nobody likes it when I get grumpy.

You want me to sleep on the couch and you get to sleep in my bed?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

You're delusional.

No, I think it makes perfect sense, right? I pay, like, more the rent. What

you talking about?

Come on, don't be a butthole. Just, like... Come on, help me out.

No, absolutely not.

I need to get... It's like too much sleeping on a stupid couch.

You figure something out.

Well, I don't know. It's just so much easier. You're right here, and I can

sleep in your bed. No, no, no.

You're not going to sleep on my bed. I'm not going to sleep on the couch.

go stay at a friend's place or something for a couple days fine maybe i will

okay good

Wait, you told me to put it in.

I didn't think it was you. Wait.

I was confused.

I didn't think it was you.

What do you mean you didn't think it was me?

You're in my bed.

What?

Oh, no.

Wait.

I didn't realize this was your bed. I must have just, like, come in here drunk

and went out with my friends last night.

I guess I just came in here by mistake. I don't know.

It was just horny.

You thought it was some other guy or something? Yeah, I don't know.

Yeah.

Okay, well, it wasn't my fault because you told me to do it.

I didn't know it was you, though. I just thought it was some guy that I brought

back. I didn't... I don't know what to do.

Okay, well, it's not my fault.

Well, I don't know. You were rubbing your pussy on it.

Okay. And, like, told me to stick it in. I only came in here, though, because,

like, I just wanted to, like, stick it back into your fucking butthole. And,

like, I just, I didn't, like, I just wasn't thinking.

Okay, well, all right. It was just, like, an accident, then.

I guess.

It's nobody's fault.

Yeah, whatever.

Okay, so just get, okay.

Get out, get out of my room now.

I have to do something.

What do you have to do?

What? Why do I have to leave?

What do you think?

I'm going to jerk off.

Ew, don't be weird. What do you mean? Why do you have to go do that?

I don't have to go do that. I'm in my bed. I'm going to do it right here.

Because you gave me a boner.

And you're just having sex on me. You got that on your own. I didn't give it

you.

You're not like that naked.

Whatever. Just, like, don't be weird. Don't, like, jerk off.

Like, I don't know.

That's weird.

Like... Okay, well, this is my room, and I'm gonna do that, and I'm like, get

out of here. And let's not talk about this, okay?

Okay, but... But what if I'm horny, too?

Okay, well, then, go... Find you a...

Whatever guy you thought I was, I guess.

You don't even like me.

Well... I mean, like...

I don't know, I didn't... I guess I just

didn't, like, realize that your wiener was this big.

I kind of like this.

You do?

Yeah.

Do you like that? Yeah

Do you want me to keep going?

Yeah.

Sorry I was being a fool.

It's okay.

Thank you.

I don't want to be like a weirdo.

You want to be a good roomie?

Yeah.

That's so sweet.

You like it when I cook it like that?

Like all the way down?

Yeah.

What? What?

What?

I would have fucked you sooner.

Bye.

Oh.

Thank you.