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What's up?
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You're looking really good.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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You know, you're working out.
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Your muscles, they look really nice. Can
I touch it?
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Uh, thanks. Yeah, a little bit.
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Why are you being nice to me?
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No reason. I can't just be nice to my
roommate.
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What do you want?
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I don't want anything from you.
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Just spit it out.
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I'm busy. Okay.
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Well... I mean, well, I was wondering...
You know, like, I'm getting my room
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painted right now, and it's just,
like... It's kind of stinky.
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It smells.
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I don't know. I just can't sleep when
it's all, like, smelly like that. And I
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was hoping that you would let me sleep
in your room.
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Um... Because you love me so much.
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But you can just... Yeah, I sleep in my
room.
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Yeah, I know.
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You can just sleep on the couch.
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Um, well, actually, I was thinking that
it would be better if I slept in your
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room and you slept on the couch, you
know, because, you know, I have that
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important job. I just got it. And, like,
if I don't get a good night's sleep, I
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get grumpy.
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Nobody likes it when I get grumpy.
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You want me to sleep on the couch and
you get to sleep in my bed?
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah.
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You're delusional.
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No, I think it makes perfect sense,
right? I pay, like, more the rent. What
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you talking about?
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Come on, don't be a butthole. Just,
like... Come on, help me out.
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No, absolutely not.
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I need to get... It's like too much
sleeping on a stupid couch.
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You figure something out.
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Well, I don't know. It's just so much
easier. You're right here, and I can
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sleep in your bed. No, no, no.
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You're not going to sleep on my bed. I'm
not going to sleep on the couch.
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go stay at a friend's place or something
for a couple days fine maybe i will
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okay good
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Wait, you told me to put it in.
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I didn't think it was you. Wait.
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I was confused.
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I didn't think it was you.
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What do you mean you didn't think it was
me?
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You're in my bed.
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What?
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Oh, no.
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Wait.
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I didn't realize this was your bed. I
must have just, like, come in here drunk
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and went out with my friends last night.
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I guess I just came in here by mistake.
I don't know.
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It was just horny.
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You thought it was some other guy or
something? Yeah, I don't know.
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Yeah.
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Okay, well, it wasn't my fault because
you told me to do it.
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I didn't know it was you, though. I just
thought it was some guy that I brought
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back. I didn't... I don't know what to
do.
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Okay, well, it's not my fault.
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Well, I don't know. You were rubbing
your pussy on it.
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Okay. And, like, told me to stick it in.
I only came in here, though, because,
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like, I just wanted to, like, stick it
back into your fucking butthole. And,
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like, I just, I didn't, like, I just
wasn't thinking.
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Okay, well, all right. It was just,
like, an accident, then.
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I guess.
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It's nobody's fault.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Okay, so just get, okay.
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Get out, get out of my room now.
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I have to do something.
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What do you have to do?
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What? Why do I have to leave?
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What do you think?
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I'm going to jerk off.
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Ew, don't be weird. What do you mean?
Why do you have to go do that?
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I don't have to go do that. I'm in my
bed. I'm going to do it right here.
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Because you gave me a boner.
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And you're just having sex on me. You
got that on your own. I didn't give it
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you.
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You're not like that naked.
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Whatever. Just, like, don't be weird.
Don't, like, jerk off.
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Like, I don't know.
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That's weird.
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Like... Okay, well, this is my room, and
I'm gonna do that, and I'm like, get
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out of here. And let's not talk about
this, okay?
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Okay, but... But what if I'm horny, too?
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Okay, well, then, go... Find you a...
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Whatever guy you thought I was, I guess.
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You don't even like me.
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Well... I mean, like...
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I don't know, I didn't... I guess I just
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didn't, like, realize that your wiener
was this big.
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I kind of like this.
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You do?
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Yeah.
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Do you like that? Yeah
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Do you want me to keep going?
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Yeah.
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Sorry I was being a fool.
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It's okay.
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Thank you.
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I don't want to be like a weirdo.
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You want to be a good roomie?
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Yeah.
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That's so sweet.
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You like it when I cook it like that?
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Like all the way down?
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Yeah.
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What? What?
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What?
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I would have fucked you sooner.
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Bye.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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