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OK, class, it's come to my
attention that some of you
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have been using AI to do
your homework for you.
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Whoa.
What's AI?
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Yeah.
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AI stands for "artificial
intelligence," Butt-Head.
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And if you use it to do
your homework for you,
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you'll never learn anything.
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Yeah, that sounds cool.
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Learning sucks.
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AI kicks ass.
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Well, no.
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There's a concern that AI
will take over all of our jobs
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and replace humans entirely.
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- Cool.
- Yes!
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Jobs suck.
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No.
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What I'm saying is,
if we're not careful,
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AI could destroy
humanity itself.
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Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, cool.
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Destroy it all.
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Destroy.
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Beavis, we need to
get us some of this AI.
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I wonder if AI
could help us score.
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Of course it can, dumbass.
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If it can destroy
jobs and homework,
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it must score all the time.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Maybe it could teach us.
Yeah.
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Whoa.
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Beavis, look.
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Uh, AI.
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We found it, Beavis.
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That's the AI.
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Whoa!
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And they keep it right
outside the Maxi Mart.
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Yeah, that's, like, convenient.
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Yeah, look at that.
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It really does look advanced.
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Check it out.
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This technology is amazing.
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Is it really gonna
teach us to score?
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Uh, it better.
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Uh, hey, AI.
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How do we score?
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How do we score?
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Hey!
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Come on,
tell us how to score.
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Do something.
Come on!
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Are you talking to me?
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Yeah, we're talking to you.
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Yeah, come on.
Answer our question.
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Obey us now.
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Go to hell, man.
You can't tell me what to do.
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Yes, we can.
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You did everybody
else's homework.
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Now do something for us.
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I didn't do
anybody's homework.
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Yes, you did.
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Van Driessen told us.
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What the hell are
you talking about, man?
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Don't make us kick your ass.
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I'd like to see you try, man.
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Well, now you did it.
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Son of a bitch.
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Come on over here.
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Give it your best shot, man.
Come on.
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That's what we're
doing, dumbass.
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You want more?
Come on.
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Whoa, Beavis.
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Check it out.
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The AI did our homework.
- Whoa!
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Yeah, yeah.
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It must have fallen
out of its, like,
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homework hole or something.
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Uh, our homework must have
something to do with cats.
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Amazing!
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Even I didn't know that.
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The future is here--
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or something.
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I mean, I'd rather know
how to score, you know.
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But, you know,
this isn't bad, you know.
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AI, um, thanks for
doing our homework.
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I didn't do shit!
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Well, it doesn't
seem like much to you,
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but I couldn't have done
this in a million years.
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Yeah.
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A picture of a cat
and some words.
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Genius.
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Yeah, sorry about getting
mad before, you know.
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You're not so bad.
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You're pretty cool, yeah.
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That's OK, man.
It's all good.
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You guys are cool.
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And you're cool, too, AI.
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And also really smart,
you know.
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See you later.
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Yay!
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190-calorie wrap with 10
calories of sauce on it.
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I'm not kidding.
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This one's 200 calories,
and this one's 200 calories.
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This guy applied
for a chef job,
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but they said,
"Uh, I'm sorry, sir.
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You're gonna need
to put on a shirt."
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And he was like, "No can do."
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Yeah, 'cause you're
a freakin' moron!
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"No can do!
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All I ever wear
is this striped apron."
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This is what you're eating.
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Think how stupid you are.
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200 calories.
You know how many--
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How come he has a cat with
a jockstrap running around?
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Uh, I think that
cat's, like, a stripper.
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"I made the cats
wear jockstraps
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"because a cat's schlong is
half the calories
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"of a dog's schlong.
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"Now, which one would you
rather eat,
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"you friggin' morons?
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"Barely-legal cat strippers
all up in this kitchen.
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"Oh, Jesus Christ!
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"It's like a cat
Chippendales in here.
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"Look at all these
stripper cats.
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"Oh!
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"You know,
it's not just the cats
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that wear jockstraps in this
kitchen, you friggin' moron!"
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Uh, OK, Beavis.
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Right, Baby Dickey?
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Wait a minute.
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He named his cat Baby Dickey?
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Uh, yeah.
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You know, I was gonna
make a joke about it,
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but when you name
your cat Baby Dickey,
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it's just, like,
too easy or something.
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Yeah, that's what
they call them.
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Low-hanging fruit, you know?
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Low-hanging.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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You need this to bulk.
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He's like,
"Bad news, Baby Dickey.
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You're also 200 calories."
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"Yeah, look, the cat's
over there by the microwave,
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"you know.
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Just gonna open it up
and put him on in there."
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I'm actually kind of worried
that he is gonna put the cat
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in the microwave, you know.
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Uh, why?
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You care about
cats all of a sudden?
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Well, no, it's just that,
um, just because if he does,
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you know,
he's gonna turn around,
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and then we're gonna have
to see his naked butt.
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Uh, oh, yeah.
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"This butt cheek
is 200 calories!
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And this butt cheek is 200
calories, you friggin' moron!"
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trick you all because
you're a bunch of morons.
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Here's our homework, sir.
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Yeah, we made AI do
it, just like you said.
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Boys,
this isn't the assignment.
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You were supposed to do a
worksheet on fractions, m'kay?
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What?
Check it again.
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This is AI we're talking about.
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Come on.
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Uh, is a fraction,
like, a cat?
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No, a fraction is a way
to express a number with
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a numerator and a denominator.
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We've been over this, m'kay?
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Damn it!
AI lied to us.
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That lousy butthole.
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OK,
could you please sit down?
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Van Driessen,
we'll be right back.
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We gotta go kick AI's ass.
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Yeah,
shouldn't take too long.
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It is a wuss.
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AI, you dumbass.
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You did the wrong homework.
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Yeah, and you never
taught us to score,
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because you want to feel
smart by making us feel dumb.
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Well, it's not gonna work.
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Kick its ass.
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Son of a bitch.
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A fraction is not a cat!
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Dumbass!
- Shut up!
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I'm trying to sleep!
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Well,
we don't care, butthole!
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You suck!
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OK, that's it!
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I've had enough of you dicks.
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Uh, who are you?
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Yeah, you wanna help
us beat up this AI?
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- Come here!
- Ah!
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Hey!
- Hey, AI.
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Tell us how to kick
this guy's ass fast.
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Yeah, come on.
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You know how to destroy stuff.
Come on, help!
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Help!
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both: Ahh!
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Uh, well, that sucked.
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Yeah,
what's that guy's problem?
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Uh, this AI is,
like, full of ice.
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Yeah, that's weird.
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AI, why is it
so cold in here?
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Oh, boy.
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It's not gonna
tell us, Butt-Head.
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Hey, AI, how do you,
like, get out of an AI?
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Yeah, yeah, and, like,
how do you score?
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Yeah.
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We're not leaving until
you give us an answer.
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Yeah, we can wait
here all day, buddy.
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We've got nothing but time.
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And that's
the story of how we met.
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Chirp.
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