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Um, Butt-Head, can I put
the bags in your basket there?
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No.
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The basket is
for my personal items.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot.
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Oopsy-daisy.
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Oh, boy.
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Here we go.
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Hurry up, Butt-Head.
Come on.
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Hang on.
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Gotta take my little rest.
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A lot of stairs today.
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Damn it, Butt-Head,
I always have to wait for you
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on the stairs
because you're fat.
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Shut up, Beavis.
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Riding on that scooter
took a lot out of me.
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Damn it, Butt-Head.
Get moving, you fat slob.
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Come on!
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OK, OK.
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See?
See, that wasn't so bad.
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Whoa.
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What's wrong?
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Pain in my chest.
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I can't breathe.
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That's cool.
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My left arm is numb.
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Oh, you know
what you should do?
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You should spank your monkey.
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It'll feel like
someone else is doing it.
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Oh, yeah.
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Good idea.
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I can't.
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That sucks.
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That would have been cool.
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Beavis, you dumbass,
I'm having a heart attack.
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A heart attack?
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OK.
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Damn it, Beavis,
get some help or something
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or I'm going to die.
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Oh, yeah.
OK. Yeah.
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Here I go. Yeah.
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And don't worry, Butt-Head.
Everything's going to be fine.
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
sorry about that, Butt-Head.
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I had it in backwards.
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OK, now, here I go.
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Oh.
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Backwards again.
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Classic Beavis.
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I'm gonna die.
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Wrong way.
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I think it's this way.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, here we go. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah!
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Ow.
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Why did we used to do that?
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Uh, I don't know.
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♪ I don't give a goddamn ♪
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I don't give a goddamn!
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♪ About your demands ♪
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I didn't catch that.
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He doesn't give a goddamn
about what?
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About, uh, dumbass
or something.
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No, I think it was, um--
I think he said, uh--
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eh, it doesn't matter.
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These are, like,
the best lyrics I've ever
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not been able to understand.
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♪ You're face down,
down in the ditch ♪
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We should, like, go
to one of these concerts
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and, like, crawl around
and eat dirt.
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Yeah.
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You know, it's probably really,
really loud too, you know.
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And I'm already
hard of hearing, so, you know,
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might as well just
finish the job, you know.
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That's right.
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Get 'er done.
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Huh?
Quarter to what?
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This video, like, takes me
back to a simpler time.
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Back when you just,
like, sit on the couch
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and watch stuff like this.
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Not a care in the world.
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Yeah.
Yeah, those were the days.
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Now I have to go
to the unemployment office,
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and I got to go get
my EBT card, and ugh.
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Adulting.
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Uh, is that a suitcase
full of scrambled eggs?
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's, like, scrambled eggs
is the most
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metal way to cook eggs.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, somebody's like,
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"I'll have my eggs
over easy, please."
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No, I don't give a goddamn
about your over easy!
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Your eggs will be scrambled
by the Lamb of God!
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All these people
stabbing each other,
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they all have white privilege.
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Yeah, who gets
all the knives first?
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Surprise, surprise.
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The white people.
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White people.
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OK, gotta save Butt-Head.
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Gotta find someone
who can help.
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Somebody to help Butt-Head.
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I need a doctor right now!
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Have you seen
Dr. Jaspan before?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I was, like,
eight years old, I think.
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OK, have a seat
and fill out these forms.
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Oh.
OK, yeah.
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Thanks.
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That's cool.
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Don't worry, Butt-Head.
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I'm going to write
as fast as I can.
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Oh, my God.
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Sir, are you OK?
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Is there anything I can do?
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Yes.
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There is one thing you can do.
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What?
What is it?
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Me.
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Creep!
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I don't get this book.
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What happened
to the caterpillar?
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Who's this moth?
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See, this is why I never read.
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Mr. Beavis, come with me.
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Finally.
Gonna save Butt-Head.
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So how have you been feeling?
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Well, pretty good, I guess.
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I've got this one toenail
that's bothering me.
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Mm-hmm.
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And last week
it was getting, like,
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all swollen and fat and gross.
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And--wait a second.
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Swollen, fat, and gross.
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I'm here because my roommate
Butt-Head needs help.
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What seems to be
the matter with him?
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Um, he's fat
and he doesn't feel good.
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And he can't even
spank his monkey.
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He tried so hard.
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It's really sad.
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Well, if your friend's
overweight,
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he might be at elevated risk
for heart attack or stroke.
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Stroke.
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That's what he can't do.
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You know what I'm saying?
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So he should make sure
he eats right
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and gets plenty of exercise.
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Yeah, got it.
Yeah.
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Thank you, drive through.
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Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
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I'm here to save you.
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The doctor said
you have to eat right.
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Like, as many cheeseburgers
as you can.
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No.
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Your life is at stake,
Butt-Head.
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You've got to eat
cheeseburgers.
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Come on.
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If you finish that,
I'll give you some fries.
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I mean, I got them for me,
but I guess that's OK.
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And then the doctor said
you have to exercise.
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- What?
- Come on.
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Right now, Butt-Head, get up.
Come on.
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Jumping jacks.
Come on.
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Come on.
Dig deep.
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This is why you're having
a heart attack right now,
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because you're lazy.
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Come on, get it.
Yeah.
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Come on.
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Jacks.
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OK, Butt-Head,
now finish strong
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with a jog around the block.
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Come on, let's go.
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Oh. Oh, no.
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I think he's going
to be all right.
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That kid's a fighter.
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A neighbor called
about someone
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having a medical emergency.
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Everything's OK, sir.
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All taken care of.
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He didn't finish
his cheeseburger.
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Well, more for me.
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Yep.
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Beavis, you earned it.
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Chirp.
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