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Charlene baby.

The party was fun. The after party was fun too.

The after, after party was the

funnest, but it's time to bid. You a do.

I love it when You speak French to me. So romantic.

Yeah, you must say, but wewe, when will I see you again?

It was just a pie.

Adios. Please pick up,

please pick up

one pick up.

Time's up. Let's go.

Do you mind rude?

Oh God, I'm in hell.

I know that we be alright.

We gonna make it through takes some night no matter what.

The odds may bring our week coming.

Okay. Somebody needs to make a decision,

Mom. It's hard.

I don't wanna make the wrong decision.

Yes, I get it. It's hard. All right. Life is hard.

Here comes a cheerleading story. My god.

It was Shannon's rookie season.

I had volunteered to help out the team.

Oh, you didn't make the team.

Look, don't focus on the technicalities of it all right.

Now listen, they were doing this huge stunt during halftime,

and I was to be thrown eight feet up in the air.

Last time she told this story, it was five feet.

Now, as soon as they started to throw me up, I

tightened my muscles.

I held in my core, and then I overcame my fear

of heights.

You know, As much as I had been tossed around,

I was still scared of heights.

What does that have to do with anything? Mm-hmm.

Well, you can either be a failure

or you can take a leap of faith and face your fear.

We just can't decide where to eat for dinner.

We're not gonna learn acrobatics.

Yeah. Right now you're just trying to decide where to eat.

Now, if I had hesitated,

I would've been face down on the ground.

If it were up to you, you would starve like you

were on naked and afraid.

Well, how about Angelo's?

I haven't been there and I'm fully clothed

and unafraid. Mm-hmm.

You could only ask three stars. What about Thai?

How about why I don't eat spicy foods?

What about burgers Too basic?

Mexican Had a for lunch yesterday.

Okay. Okay. Okay, guys, listen.

How about I decide where we go eat? No. No.

What about seafood? Mom? Like seafood. Seafood

Tastes like the ocean.

Oh my gosh. My phone has been going haywire

with spam calls. The same number too.

Same here. Maybe something was in the water. Where's mom?

Anywhere?

Oh, but you look at this, this is a blog that is dedicated

to Shannon's escapades.

Esco. What? Wait, isn't that a Cadillac something?

Limited Life. Limited vocab. Okay.

Anyways, it says here that

he is spotted at the season's brunch to meet with

Cheryl Shabam.

Oh, the video. Vix and Gold Digger.

She beat me to the punch, to the first run in 2005. Whew.

And he was a tall glass of water. Glass of water.

Mm-hmm. My sister needs to hydrate. All right.

And that's really none of your concern.

Oh my gosh. And it's rumor to say

that she's actually been a serious

relationship with somebody else. Oh.

Oh my gosh. What is she even doing?

I have to call M up. I'm really hungry after we eat.

Let me see here. See, I wanna hate,

but her edges are laid. Lay

Girl.

Okay.

Excuse me, officer. Sir,

What is it in me? Inmate

Such a harsh word.

I, I prefer if you would just call Inmate is fine.

It's fine. Uh, there's been a mistake.

I really shouldn't be in here.

So you're innocent? Is that it?

Yes. A a police officer pulled me over

because I was speeding,

but I was only going seven miles over the speed limit.

Um, and I get it. He was just doing his job,

but he went back to run my license

and said there was a warrant out for my arrest.

So what do you want me to do about that?

Well, I was wondering if you could, you know,

go on your desk and check on your computer thingy.

Oh, yeah, I could do that. Thank you.

But I won't.

But

he's been like that all week.

Think he's having relationship problems.

You haven't changed one bit, have you? I'm sorry.

Do I know you? Uh, yeah, it's me,

Aisha Birdsong from high school.

Miss O'Donnell's. Fourth period senior year. Junior year.

Junior high school. I'm sorry. I, I, I really, I don't know.

I don't remember. Of course you don't.

Homecoming, you kissed

My boyfriend Aisha.

Oh, Aisha. Okay.

For the record, he kissed me.

I didn't even know that was gonna happen.

Water under the bridge. Really?

We were lab partners and we had a code.

I mean, you never do that to me. You were lab partners.

Yeah. Yeah. I would never do that to you.

Of course you didn't miss size if you did, which I didn't,

but if you did, I'd have to kill you.

Yeah. But lab partner code. I would never do that.

Breaking up was the best thing that ever happened to me.

His life went downhill after that.

Uh, I'm so relieved.

Not that his life went downhill, but that you're okay.

So, uh, what have you been up to?

Uh, it's pretty obvious what I've been doing.

Don't you think? Right

now we got two things in common.

Gel and the same taste of men.

Oh, I am not supposed to be in here.

This is really like some sort of mix up. Yeah, I heard that.

I mean, I'm sure people probably come in here

and say that all the time, but really there's been

some sort of mistake.

Yeah, I agree.

It's like when my ex accused me

of putting sugar in his gas tank,

they just arrest the first person they see walking down the

street with sugar in their pockets.

Could have been anyone that done that.

Swear that dude got up and detta against me. Yeah.

Why is he like that?

Dawn's been like that since you kiss him at homecoming.

What? Donnie.

Donnie. Donnie. Can you guys

Just decide to eat?

I'm can just not.

Oh my goodness. Why is it always this hard for women

to pick a spot to eat?

Excuse me. Okay, we have been going

through this for an hour.

Why is picking a spot to eat like an act of Congress?

It's because of men. Mm-hmm.

So this is all men's fault entirely.

If we ask for something cheap, we're simple.

If we wanna go out, we're gold diggers.

If we eat too late, we're fake. If we overeat, we're greedy.

If we order from the wrong side of the menu, well, you know,

it is hard out here

for a hungry girl on these streets, girl.

Well, I have been known to order from the wrong side

of the menu purposely. Are you

Two done kicking about sex?

Yeah.

Can we go eat, please? Yes. Yes, we can. You know what?

Because I have made an executive decision.

All right, let's go before your father comes in here with

that F towel.

Tammy, for what? Limited life. Limited vocab.

Ooh, let's get some chicken, some wings.

Oh, I could do wings. Mm-hmm.

All right, now let's take that same energy people

and just leap out the door.

Come on, let's go. Feathers has like

really good wings, right?

So call your mama. Okay? Tell her to meet us there. Mm.

Feathers though. Nah, I we can't do feathers.

What's wrong with feather?

Donnie. Donnie,

What is it? Inmate.

Hi, it's me, me from high school.

I know who you are. I'm sorry.

I didn't recognize you.

Besides your hairline and your budge

and your yellow teeth that you practically look the same.

You're not using the phone. I know.

And that's not what this is about. Then

What is it in me?

Well, it's just been a long time since high school,

and I just thought we could catch up. Have you

Ever answered my Facebook friend request?

You wouldn't have to

Even uses Facebook anymore.

Okay? Am I right?

You do. In your page. It is public.

Okay. I'm sorry. Nevertheless,

there's no time like the present.

So tell me about yourself.

So you are interested in hearing about me?

Yes, very much so.

I'm a single. Oh, surprising. And

I'm president of the 20 year high

school reunion committee.

Is that happening already?

And you would know this if you answered my request.

Have a good day. Inmate

Okay. I all right. All

right. I, I know.

I look terrible right now.

If the jumpsuit fits.

Okay. Donnie, I really need

to use the phone. See, I knew it.

I knew there was a reason you were

buttering me up all day.

And you know what the answer is? No.

Okay. I'm sorry. Oh, are you now? Yes.

Absolutely. For what? Everything. No,

I need more than that.

I, I'm sorry for not remembering you. Mm-hmm.

And for the reunion, right?

And for being in here, even though it's really not my fault.

I'm sorry.

Is that all you sorry for?

I mean, that sounds pretty good to me.

He is still salty about the kiss.

What? Ru? Oh,

Ten four.

Wait, what's ten four? Wait, am I ten four?

What's ten four?

Come with me. Inmate

Mom. We all

agreed on wings.

We did. Okay. But you can't just eat anybody's wings.

All chicken wings aren't created equal.

Just like point guards.

You know, some have stamina and some don't.

Who cares? Well,

Who cares?

What kind of question is that?

Do you even know what kinda wings you want? Hmm.

You want flats? Drumette, hot, spicy, mild.

Like it's a lot to think about. Oh,

I found a coupon for nuggets.

Let's go there. Hmm.

Hmm. Okay, well why don't we just put raisins in

the potato salad then?

Are all former fake cheerleaders like this?

Okay, girls cover your ears.

You know, our hands Aren't soundproof, right?

I'm trying to teach them a very valuable lesson.

And what lesson would that be?

Pallet training 1 0 1.

That doesn't even make any sense.

Of course it makes sense.

Everybody knows that your palate determines the type

of relationships that you'll have.

I mean, you know, if a girl is happy at the Flapjack shack,

that's the only place her man is gonna take her.

I like Flapjack Shack.

You would like the flap jack shot, but no, no, no, no.

I want more for my daughter.

I want her to experience, you know,

fine dining with fine men.

Hmm. At least I'm talking about sex. Yes.

You are so dramatic. Okay. You know what?

I'm putting my foot down.

If you guys wanna do chicken, fine,

but we're doing chicken the right way.

Like I have done my entire career.

But you need to make the team. Oh my gosh. Shannon.

PDA. Ugh. Oh my gosh. I can not believe he's kissing her.

Okay, fine. We can do nuggets.

Now why is he hugging her so passionately?

He never hugged me like that.

He just patted me on the butt like we were teammates. Okay.

You know why I'm gonna go eat by myself.

This is just too much. Yeah. Payback's a mother. Ooh. Ooh.

I'm gonna find Mr 2005 draft pick. Yes.

And I don't care what kind of chicken he eats

or how bald he is.

No, no, no. I'm gonna mix. Charlene. Tastes this revenge.

Bye. Yes. Yes, queen.

Are we still having nuggets?

Am I in trouble? You know,

this is an abusive power.

If you think that you can just punish me

because I rejected you over some stupid kiss.

You have another thing coming.

It's cops like you who give cops a bad name

and that that's a nasty

habit. What's this

Looked Into your complaint.

It appears this benchmark may have been issued by mistake.

I don't understand In a few phone calls

to verify you weren't in state at the time of said offense.

Who did you call? Nevermind. Thank you.

Oh my God, thank you so much.

And all of that abuse power stuff. That was just jail talk.

It does something to you being in there.

I was this close to smoking a cigarette

and getting a tattoo and dipping.

That's not that bad of a habit and kissing you.

Was it that bad? Actually,

You are free to go.

I'll see you at the reunion.

Looking forward to it.

What did I talk to you about? Getting my clothes back.

So we're all in agreement here?

Yes. And we all know the difference between, well,

If you don't open that door, Okay.

Brought dinner. Oh, gimme,

gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.

Let's, let's go.

You're welcome. It's been a long day.

Have no idea

It wasn't me then.

Who was it? Right?

Someone verified to Donnie

that I was in New York when the warrant was issued.

I just can't believe he kissed you. Yeah, he kissed me.

And I'm still trying to figure out who would have audacity

to use my name to get out of paying for a ticket.

Maybe it was someone who couldn't

afford to get points on the license.

Right. Where did you say they got the ticket again?

Off second and Miller Street. Right? By your offices?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I don't know.

Well, I wouldn't wish jail upon my worst enemy.

Yesterday was the worst day of my life. Sorry. It's okay.

Who's that?

Aren't you gonna invite me in?

What Is that? Your ex-husband?

What is he doing here? I dunno.

Find out.

What are you doing here?

It's nice to see you too, Mia.

You lost the right to call me that

Your name.

What do you want? I came as soon

as I heard about you going to jail.

Did Donnie call you? No. He DMed me on Facebook.

We've been friends for years.

Well, I'm sorry that you came all this way for nothing.

It's not for nothing. We are not getting back together.

Oh, please. Oh.

Please don't act like you haven't thought about it.

I just don't think your current living situation

are what's best for our daughter.

And I want to introduce you

to my fiance, Charlene.

Johnny Baby, can we grab this bright and get going? Mia,

I need you to scrub all my tweets past 2013.

Apparently you can no longer say

I What's going on?

My

Time feels right.

Living in

the, I'm

Taking my Time.

What

Happened? To

don't courage.

Don't tell you that's not worth.

Don't take purpose. I'm taking my sweet,

my.

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