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14,679 steps only 321 more to go.

Hey, you stop. Mom. I'm busy.

Hey, have you been getting
in your steps like we discussed?

I stepped outta my room into the fridge.
Does that count?

Okay. That's it. You and me.

Meditation after I take a hot shower first.

Wait, we don't even have to be in the same room.

We can do it over Zoom. I'd
rather zoom out the front door

hanging out with Riley Dev.

Gotta go. Bye. Wait.

207 2 86 2 5 4.

What are you doing?

You know what? I don't even wanna know.

Hey, hey. I just came back from a jog,

Okay? And yeah,

When are we gonna go running together?

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

What? Why No offense Mia.
I'm a professional athlete.

I've had some of the top trainers in the world.

I do more than one workout
than most people do in a year.

I wouldn't wanna overwhelm you.

Okay. I'm just talking about

a jog around the neighborhood.

It's not like the Olympics or anything

besides, I'm in the best
shape of my life. So come

On. Yeah, maybe next time.

Are those my headphones? I suppose they are.

Well, I suppose you can give them back.

I suppose you can pay for the pair

that your daughter's menacing, vice grip,

like tween, hands broke.

I suppose you can put them back

where you got them from when you're finished

with your tiny little beta male hands.

Mm-hmm.

Hey, 15,000 steps. Yes. Ooh.

Time for that shower.

I decided not to use them. Get out.

I know that we be alright.
We gonna make it through.

It takes some night no matter

what the odds may bring our week.

I see the blessing coming our way on.

See the,

the blessing coming way.

Hey, Whatever you thought you saw, unsee it.

Go to that part of your
brain that causes amnesia,

concussion, and forget about it.

Are you on drugs? Any leftovers?

I'm serious, Shannon. I'm not one

of your old basketball stories.

I'm not locker room talk.

No, you're crazy. Talk. Can I go?

No. You saw me naked. Is that what this is about?

Yes, Shannon, what else can it possibly be about?

Wow. Okay. We need to talk.

You saw me butt naked.

I've seen a million women butt naked.

Seen one butt. You've seen them all.

Yeah, but all

of this is not standard edition. What

What, look. You

know that. Look,

I don't know what you're talking about.

Okay, come on, Shannon. Every woman knows that.

Look, you judged my appearance
based on that. Look.

I don't know what type of
guys you're used to talking to,

but I'm not the tongue wagon.

Eyes bulging outta my head

for every woman I see type. Yeah. Well,

I'm Ah,

She's crazy.

Yeah. Come in. Oh, did you bring it?

It's in the bag. It's looking

at this.

Oh, this is, this is great. Looks legit.

What I, how did, yeah.

Okay, let me use your phone.

Actually, wait, you gotta
make it towards straight.

Why you, okay, hold on. Gimme a second.
Okay, there we go.

You get that? Okay.

Hm. How much can we get
for that? Um, I don't know.

I once saw a kid on my dad's
team get like $50 worth ties.

Dad wor a beer commercial.

I mean, a family dad is like so cool.
God. House. It sparks.

Yeah. Now let's go to my room

where we can have more privacy, actually.

Yeah,

Well help. All right.

I got more groceries in the

what's going on in here?

And don't lie. All right.
And no half truths. All right.

Because I know you two ain't doing

homework on a Saturday morning.

Okay. Hand it over.

It's a jersey.

I'm sorry, mom. I just wanted
to make my own money. The game

Seven jersey.

This Is one of your father's
most prized possessions.

Now, what were you planning on doing with this?

We were just Gonna sell it.

Hm. Come on. Tell me how much.

$550 girls.

No, no, no, no, no. Try $1,500.

You know what? Get out the way.
Scoot over. Come on.

Back up. Back up. Back up.

Let mama get in here and watch Mama.

Go to work.

Mm mm-hmm.

Girl, calm down.

I can't calm down. Tangie, could you?

Yeah, I'm in my prime girl.

Better see it all now
before I get into my thirties

and shrivel up like a raisin. Ugh.

I am in my thirties

and I still look like a grape. Thank you.

Oh, well. You know what I mean? Okay.

Well at least tell me what happened again.
What's going on?

Okay. I got home from a jog

and I wanted to meditate with Davin.

Meditate. Yeah. It's relaxing.

I bought these, uh, ocean
breathing classes online.

Let me guess. She said no.

Yeah. How did you know? Lucky

Guess.

Okay. So immediately after that, I saw Shannon

and we had a discussion about having a

group jog in the future.

And he said no to that. Yeah, he did.

It's like I have a crystal ball. Wow.

Yeah. And then I thought I was home alone,

so I went and took a shower.

Uhhuh, I got out of the shower.

I was naked and there he was standing there. Oh.

So I freaked out and I
confronted him about it. Oh,

I bet that didn't go well.

It could have gone better.
Nah, it was a disaster.

Girl. He saw you naked. So what?

You probably blew his mind. Okay.

It's not about blowing his mind, Tangie,

it's about respecting people's privacy.

I don't care if I blew his mind or not.

Oh my God. So his mind wasn't blown.

Not even a little bit. Is he crazy?

I don't Know. Is he gay?

I don't know. Maybe. I always
wondered why they slapped

each other's butts at the end of a good play.

Right. Right. Mm-hmm.
No, I am, I'm not doing this.

Uh, that's not even what I care about.

It's just that it's made an awkward living

situation more awkward.

Well, how did he look at you?

Well, he probably didn't get a good look at you.

He got the full Monty twice.

But I don't even care about that.

But how did he look at you?

Men are very clever with
their eye action these days.

You know, I once dated a guy
who saw a booty two blocks away

and looked at me directly
in the eye at the same time.

Okay. I don't wanna talk about this

or your creepy ex-boyfriend,
booty watcher, man anymore.

Well, okay. Was it like this?

I'm not doing this. No, no, no, no.
I wanna do it.

Okay. Was it like this?

You look like you're having a seizure

Then show me, girl.

Fine.

Are you sure? Yes.

I've seen more passion looking at tofu.

Are you sure those 15,000 workout

steps are actually working?

Yes. I I mean, you can
see the app line there almost.

Mm-hmm. But I don't even do it for that. Okay.

I do it for myself and my health, not for a man.

Yeah. Yeah. Say whatever you want,

but I'm sticking to the gospel of Aisha curry.

Ain't nothing wrong with man's gaze.

Listen, it's done.

I mean, at least this
living situation in particular,

from here on out, it's just cool, calm vibes.

Okay? Don't you knock.

It was unlocked. Plus I live here. Are you okay?

Yes, I'm okay. Why wouldn't
I be okay? Are you okay?

I will Be as soon as I figure out

the words to get out this conversation.

Um, let me just help you with mad.

Uh, I have a showing so
I will see you a little later.

Excuse me. Bye. Si.

Unbelievable.

Okay. Now the trick is

to create some hype on the message boards.

Now, on one message board,

I'll start bragging about Shannon's game.

Seven 50 point performance. All right? Mm-hmm.

And on the other board, I'll drop a few clips

of Shannon during the game.

And then once all the chatter begins, oh,

then I'll just kind of slip
that the jersey is for sale.

And then you just sit back
and you watch 'em go crazy. Hmm.

Yeah. It's like being an owl.

Four of the dollar tree on Black Friday.

Your mom is the queen of hype.

I wouldn't have thought you'd be okay

with this in a million years.

Come on. Come on now.

Your father isn't the only one who knows how

to have some fun and just like that girl's, bam.

Sold for 1600. Yes. Yes.

Hundred dollars over the price.
You're a boss. There I am.

And later mama will show you
how to spin like a boss. Okay?

You were right about it. Wrong.
Excuse me. Right about what?

Uh, and don't lie, Uhuh,

and don't turn to your little friend.

What is she talking about? Up?

I knew he'll help us.

You used me. No, I know how much you hated dad.

And I figured once you knew
we were trying to sell something

that he loved, he'll us.

It's not even the real game.

Seven and Jersey, if we
actually got it from the all

on discount, fixed.

I'm, I'm sorry. Bill.

Mom, say something.

I think all of that blood in her forehead

is going to that vein.

Sit. Alright, now listen. Okay.

First of all, I do not hate your father. Okay?

I don't hate anyone,

but I do hate the fact that you lied to me.

Well, technically I didn't like it.
I did, ma'am. Uhhuh?

Yeah. Well, you know what? Being slick

and manipulative, that's worse than lying.

Okay, sweetie. Now I know me

and your father, we haven't
been the best example,

but all that changes starting right now

because I am canceling that sale.

Can you start after the sale?

You are grounded and you
are gonna tell your father

exactly what you did.

Now, do you wanna tell your
mother or you want me to? Bye.

I got you. I'll tell her.

Hey, I was thinking about my next post.

Are you oblivious? I saw
you checking out my sister.

We have different mothers. And

sadly, I didn't get those dates.

What? I saw you.

Hey, if I did it, I didn't even realize I did it.

What is it with you, man?

Here you look, you don't look, you gawk.
You don't gawk.

It's like living in a real world Instagram

Timeline.

Now what are you talking about?

It's like I posted a nude

and my sister posted a food picture.

You liked the chicken salad over me?

Well, I wouldn't call it tangy chicken salad.

Yams, maybe peach.

Okay, I get it.

Wait, am I on trial here?

I don't like your sister like that.

And if you think of something going

on between you and I, then Oh

Hell no. No.

I cannot wait for my sister
to find you a place to live.

I will be ecstatic. I don't like you.
I tolerate you.

Okay, good. Why don't
you post that? I'll like it.

He's just, you don't get it.

It is like the Hugh Hefner rule.

Okay. Enlighten me. What's the Hugh Hefner rule?

When I was a kid, there were levels to nakedness.

Looking at a playboy was
like admiring art in the lou.

When I saw you naked, it
was like I was in the Louvre.

There's a sense of decorum when you're

admiring that type of art.

There's class and there's, and know.

So you're saying it wasn't
like an Instagram timeline.

Not even close. So this is like a

more sophisticated way of objectifying women.

No, I'm, I'm saying

You are gross.

Imagine if women judge
men as harshly as you judge us.

Are our height, our bank accounts, our address,

our shoe size, what kind of
shoes we wear, our relationship

with our mother, how many
children we have, our goals,

our dreams, our cars, pretty much our past,

present, and our future.

Whatever. It, it's not the same.

Oh,

Um,

um,

um,

See, that wasn't that bad Devin.

Devin, we are not finished. Where are you?

Hi. Hi. Thanks for agreeing to see me.

Wait, you're just a kid.

I'm not just any kid. I'm Shannon Ramsey's kid.

You are ri Riley Ramsey. You know me.

I must confess, I I watch
all of your dad's tiktoks.

He has a song about you.

Oh, I can't bear to look. But is it any good? No,

But it's entertaining enough.

Oh, please, please. No. No. Okay.

Just don't. Okay. Um, okay.

Well, uh, I was bummed out when the

Jersey order was canceled.

I mean, that game was epic.
I'm a collector, you know.

Well, I can't sell you his game Jersey.

You, I wish I could, but I can't.

But what I can tell you
is the one he had on the day

before with his signature

Was a wash. Never.

And he took a charge from Iversson in that game.

Holy Lord. Are are, are you serious? Dead

Serious.

Uh, did the referees call it?

They did. You know, my dad flopped a little,

but, uh, acting was good to Denzel,

so why not he got the call.

Holy hardwood. Uh uh. Okay. Okay. How much?

Uh, because of the inconvenience

house 500 sound.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Thank you.

Thank you. True

hustler's job is never done.

Oh,

My Time

feels right.

Living in the,

My

dont,

don't tell you that.

Don't take purpose. I'm taking my,

I started that.

My future on a first name basis.

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