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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,875 --> 00:00:15,344 Might wanna slow down here. 2 00:00:15,345 --> 00:00:16,665 Champ, please. 3 00:00:17,425 --> 00:00:20,425 I had water stronger than this. Keep 'em coming. 4 00:00:21,175 --> 00:00:22,225 Alright 5 00:00:28,855 --> 00:00:30,465 Shannon, the canon. 6 00:00:33,645 --> 00:00:36,165 What's up? Still can't hold a drink down huh? Canon. 7 00:00:36,895 --> 00:00:38,265 Everybody We having five. 8 00:00:38,645 --> 00:00:43,185 Brooke, you of the year Two time champion. Two time. MVP. 9 00:00:43,965 --> 00:00:46,465 Martes. Pley 10 00:00:48,085 --> 00:00:49,185 in the building baby. 11 00:00:49,186 --> 00:00:52,494 Was the infomercial introduction really not necessary? 12 00:00:52,495 --> 00:00:53,785 Just give Ms. Flowers man. 13 00:00:53,915 --> 00:00:55,835 Every championship winning deserves 14 00:00:55,836 --> 00:00:57,084 introduction like that when they walk in the building. 15 00:00:57,085 --> 00:00:58,385 Huh? Oh man. 16 00:00:58,645 --> 00:01:00,265 Hey, I went to three NBA finals. 17 00:01:00,266 --> 00:01:02,804 You know that is true. However, you only won one champ, 18 00:01:02,805 --> 00:01:05,304 but he won two plus you went to a super team, 19 00:01:05,305 --> 00:01:09,545 which you really don't count and you like 35 plus. 20 00:01:09,645 --> 00:01:11,025 So you pretty much won Super. 21 00:01:11,085 --> 00:01:14,025 So you got a ring for just riding a bench, 22 00:01:14,045 --> 00:01:16,585 man. MVP. 23 00:01:17,335 --> 00:01:19,704 What are you doing here? The Cal State 24 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:21,185 Morgan U game man. What else 25 00:01:21,186 --> 00:01:23,124 You played in Texas? 26 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:24,504 You live in Chicago? Why would 27 00:01:24,505 --> 00:01:26,184 you care anything about this game? Oh, 28 00:01:26,185 --> 00:01:27,235 You know why I care? 29 00:01:27,236 --> 00:01:29,494 Bartender? Do us to vote for a favor. 30 00:01:29,495 --> 00:01:32,585 Turn the volume way, way up. Gotcha 31 00:01:33,725 --> 00:01:37,585 The Shot. 32 00:01:42,925 --> 00:01:44,365 That's enough. You can mute it. 33 00:01:46,045 --> 00:01:48,505 Cut on. Was that hard 34 00:01:48,895 --> 00:01:50,665 Mama, listen man, listen. 35 00:01:50,775 --> 00:01:54,265 That sy kid is something else. Huh? He Hey all. 36 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:57,425 Aight man. That boy a machine. Yeah. 37 00:01:57,605 --> 00:02:00,465 28 points, eight assists and you know what else? 38 00:02:01,345 --> 00:02:03,705 14 more points. He breaks the record. 39 00:02:04,485 --> 00:02:07,025 Cal State all time League score. He is your record. 40 00:02:07,125 --> 00:02:08,205 Cal State Hunt County. 41 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:12,265 Hey, he's a senior. I broke the record my junior year. 42 00:02:12,735 --> 00:02:15,255 Plus I sat out two games with the injured hamstring 43 00:02:15,256 --> 00:02:18,224 and I hadn't turned pro my senior year. I was You 44 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:20,305 Would've still lost a record this year. 45 00:02:21,525 --> 00:02:25,065 I'm too young drink. Hey. 46 00:02:27,925 --> 00:02:32,344 And it looks like another record broken And the whoop, 47 00:02:32,345 --> 00:02:34,384 they say records are made 48 00:02:34,385 --> 00:02:37,344 to be broken unless they mine. 49 00:02:37,345 --> 00:02:39,224 Of course. You know what I'm saying? That's true. 50 00:02:39,225 --> 00:02:40,464 That's true. That's 51 00:02:40,465 --> 00:02:45,465 true. Here you boss. 52 00:02:46,085 --> 00:02:47,135 You 53 00:02:56,795 --> 00:02:58,545 Night no matter what the 54 00:02:59,105 --> 00:03:02,885 may bring our coming. 55 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:04,275 Our 56 00:03:08,945 --> 00:03:09,995 coming. 57 00:03:27,935 --> 00:03:30,595 Mom. Mom. What? What? It's not good. 58 00:03:31,575 --> 00:03:32,795 Oh my eyes p***y again. 59 00:03:33,055 --> 00:03:35,955 No, I mean yeah, you should really see someone about that. 60 00:03:36,135 --> 00:03:39,995 But it's about Shannon. Why is he calling you? I dunno. 61 00:03:40,165 --> 00:03:43,955 Maybe it has something to do with your, uh, 11 missed calls. 62 00:03:43,956 --> 00:03:47,814 They pushed back my hair appointment in the morning. 63 00:03:47,815 --> 00:03:51,474 Now that is an emergency. Mom. No, this is an emergency. 64 00:03:51,475 --> 00:03:52,525 Stay focused. Right? 65 00:03:52,615 --> 00:03:57,195 All right, this is Mia. 66 00:03:58,855 --> 00:04:02,675 He what? Okay. Yeah, I'll be right there. 67 00:04:04,905 --> 00:04:06,755 Well, I am going to kill him. 68 00:04:12,905 --> 00:04:14,355 Okay, where is he? 69 00:04:15,045 --> 00:04:18,075 Great man of a certain age would be after five shots. 70 00:04:22,975 --> 00:04:26,635 Oh man, this guy here. Keep 'em coming. 71 00:04:27,175 --> 00:04:29,715 No, I think you are coming with me. Let's go. Yeah, 72 00:04:29,975 --> 00:04:34,915 You are boring And you are showing a lot. 73 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:36,675 Are, are you a fixer? 74 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:40,035 Are you the guy who I spoke to on the phone? 75 00:04:40,415 --> 00:04:42,695 The rookie of the year? Two time NBA champion? 76 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:45,475 I mean, yeah, I mean it is just montez 77 00:04:45,476 --> 00:04:48,024 titles aren't necessary, Scott. 78 00:04:48,025 --> 00:04:50,245 Well what is necessary is for you all to leave. 79 00:04:50,575 --> 00:04:53,195 I'm not leaving, I'm just getting started. Oh no man. 80 00:04:53,345 --> 00:04:55,265 What do you mean just getting started? 81 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:59,635 Hmm. No, come on. I'm not going there with you. 82 00:04:59,855 --> 00:05:02,355 Not tonight. Oh yes, no. Oh, 83 00:05:02,545 --> 00:05:03,595 What? 84 00:05:05,065 --> 00:05:07,275 It's Louis Seals. He's a legend. 85 00:05:07,276 --> 00:05:10,154 The only person to finish a blue venom, 86 00:05:10,155 --> 00:05:12,435 which is the most potent drink in this barwell. 87 00:05:12,475 --> 00:05:14,554 Actually all of California. So this is 88 00:05:14,555 --> 00:05:17,354 what we're coming down to a local bar competition. 89 00:05:17,355 --> 00:05:19,315 Right. Come on you pathetic man. 90 00:05:20,095 --> 00:05:24,155 In three weeks, Sam Carroll's going to the NCAA tournament 91 00:05:25,215 --> 00:05:27,915 and he's gonna break your final four record. 92 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:31,955 Listen, listen. I could drink two blue pimps. 93 00:05:32,355 --> 00:05:33,674 I can drink three there. 94 00:05:33,675 --> 00:05:36,875 Okay. No, no, no. He's hit the bar was closing. 95 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:38,515 So let's go. Come 96 00:05:38,535 --> 00:05:39,585 On bartender. 97 00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:43,755 Wouldn't you rather have me on the wall instead of Lloyd? 98 00:05:45,735 --> 00:05:47,714 Better? She know. 99 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:50,195 Would be spectacular to have a two time 100 00:05:51,155 --> 00:05:52,475 champion on the wall. 101 00:05:52,945 --> 00:05:57,645 What do you think? Alright, let's do it. 102 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,425 You know I'm gonna suck a fourth three challenge. 103 00:06:10,335 --> 00:06:11,385 Great. 104 00:06:21,705 --> 00:06:25,204 What's going on in here? I'm trying to come up 105 00:06:25,205 --> 00:06:26,544 with a new viral TikTok challenge. 106 00:06:26,545 --> 00:06:28,885 You just messed me up like I was the best hit. 107 00:06:28,886 --> 00:06:31,474 We can figure it out after you finished studying your test. 108 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:33,695 Okay. Your mama told me everything. Young lady. 109 00:06:34,065 --> 00:06:35,365 I'm not a kid on tan. 110 00:06:36,245 --> 00:06:38,924 I need a break from setting and the last thing I 111 00:06:38,925 --> 00:06:40,405 need is a babysitter. 112 00:06:40,795 --> 00:06:42,775 Well that's not what your mother thinks. 113 00:06:45,075 --> 00:06:47,165 Thought you were different. Excuse me. 114 00:06:47,905 --> 00:06:50,685 What's that supposed to mean? It just 115 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:53,635 uh, uh, spit it out. 116 00:06:53,655 --> 00:06:57,525 Kid Mom used to tell me all the cool things he used to do, 117 00:06:58,105 --> 00:07:01,605 the cool vacations, the clubs, the fancy restaurants. 118 00:07:02,305 --> 00:07:06,045 I'm dating you guys. What about my clothes? 119 00:07:06,395 --> 00:07:08,285 That was the next thing out of my mouth. 120 00:07:09,645 --> 00:07:11,385 I think mom should also your closet. 121 00:07:12,205 --> 00:07:16,605 I always figured you just don't sound a lot like mom. 122 00:07:17,665 --> 00:07:18,945 I am nothing like your mom. 123 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:26,725 I thought so too. There's nothing to think about, honey. 124 00:07:27,045 --> 00:07:28,525 I am nothing like your mama. 125 00:07:28,685 --> 00:07:31,365 I got a tight waist, pretty face and a big bank. 126 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:34,405 I know all about the trends. Let's go viral. 127 00:07:36,875 --> 00:07:39,805 Well what about my tests? Oh, it's a history test, right? 128 00:07:40,115 --> 00:07:41,805 Yeah. Mr. Green, 129 00:07:42,065 --> 00:07:44,725 he makes boring Feel like an amusement ride. 130 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:48,285 Hold up. Mr. Green is still there. Wow. 131 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:52,285 He's like a Morgan Freeman. Okay. He's super easy. 132 00:07:52,286 --> 00:07:55,044 Multiple choice. Everything is like all the above 133 00:07:55,045 --> 00:07:56,125 or see you're good. 134 00:07:56,455 --> 00:07:57,775 Let's do a dance challenge. 135 00:07:59,165 --> 00:08:03,445 I knew you were cool, but first what? 136 00:08:03,845 --> 00:08:07,725 I gotta take this. It's really serious, please. 137 00:08:08,065 --> 00:08:12,925 Oh, okay. Just one second. Wanna the dance? Okay. 138 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:14,685 Okay. Alright. 139 00:08:19,785 --> 00:08:21,205 Yes. Hello. 140 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:25,365 Alright, rules are simple. Drink the blue venom. 141 00:08:25,665 --> 00:08:27,345 Got one minute to finish the glass. 142 00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:30,364 But, but but now if you wanna take Louis picture off the 143 00:08:30,365 --> 00:08:34,125 wall that's been here for 14 years, have the drink too. 144 00:08:35,105 --> 00:08:36,155 All right. 145 00:08:38,235 --> 00:08:40,685 Okay. Easy, 146 00:08:40,995 --> 00:08:42,045 Easy, easy for me. 147 00:08:42,065 --> 00:08:45,045 Oh, piece of cake. Piece of cake. Oh, alright. Excuse me. 148 00:08:45,805 --> 00:08:47,565 I just have questions. Okay. Okay. 149 00:08:48,235 --> 00:08:50,485 What exactly is in the blue venom 150 00:08:50,545 --> 00:08:53,285 and why has the record held for so long? Who 151 00:08:53,335 --> 00:08:54,385 Cares? 152 00:08:54,675 --> 00:08:56,564 Your liver might. Yeah, that's true, 153 00:08:56,565 --> 00:08:57,704 but it's a bar of secret, 154 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,424 so I can't divulge that information. 155 00:08:59,425 --> 00:09:01,805 I'm sorry man. Can't be telling the secrets off. 156 00:09:01,925 --> 00:09:03,604 I say let's just drink yeses 157 00:09:03,605 --> 00:09:05,104 and stitches. You know how that go. 158 00:09:05,105 --> 00:09:07,205 Oh, just excuse me. One more question. 159 00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:12,204 Ah, um, you know, I'm from the city so I know it's filled 160 00:09:12,205 --> 00:09:14,325 with broken dreams and disappointment. 161 00:09:14,985 --> 00:09:18,885 Um, I'm sure a lot of people have tried to knock off Lloyd. 162 00:09:19,075 --> 00:09:21,045 Yeah. What happened to all of them? 163 00:09:21,046 --> 00:09:23,984 Well, yeah, unfortunately they signed a waiver too, 164 00:09:23,985 --> 00:09:25,885 so I cannot divulge that information. 165 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,444 But what I can say too is 166 00:09:27,445 --> 00:09:30,005 that it wasn't the happiest of endings. 167 00:09:30,465 --> 00:09:32,884 Uh, which is why now, now we call ambulance. 168 00:09:32,885 --> 00:09:34,884 Once I put the drinks on the bar, man, 169 00:09:34,885 --> 00:09:36,124 and man, we're on the tight shift. 170 00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:37,685 I say let's just drink. 171 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:43,325 Excuse. Uh, excuse me. Uh, just, just one more question. 172 00:09:49,025 --> 00:09:51,525 Oh my goodness. Stop it. Davin. 173 00:09:54,465 --> 00:09:59,205 Uh, Davin, I have to go by. Okay, I'll see you in a few. 174 00:09:59,715 --> 00:10:02,805 Okay. Bye. I thought we were gonna do the challenge. 175 00:10:04,385 --> 00:10:07,805 We are, but first I'm just little with my friend Crystal. 176 00:10:09,665 --> 00:10:11,965 She can over right? Like it'll be like so fast. 177 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,535 Like really fast. You won't even know she's here. 178 00:10:14,825 --> 00:10:17,805 Um, does your mom allow friends over this late? 179 00:10:18,905 --> 00:10:22,805 No, but you're nothing like her. Remember? You're so cool. 180 00:10:23,485 --> 00:10:26,045 I am. So can she come 181 00:10:27,155 --> 00:10:28,645 just for a few minutes? 182 00:10:29,035 --> 00:10:33,445 This Okay. Two minutes. This little tiny little thing. Okay. 183 00:10:33,515 --> 00:10:36,445 Like teeny. Okay. Okay. Okay. Fine. 184 00:10:36,585 --> 00:10:40,685 But then we do the challenge. You're so cool. 185 00:10:40,995 --> 00:10:42,045 Alright, cool. 186 00:10:44,656 --> 00:10:46,714 Can I borrow it? 187 00:10:46,715 --> 00:10:50,845 Yeah. Ken, you're so cool. I am. I, oh my gosh. 188 00:10:50,955 --> 00:10:53,485 Okay, one second. Okay, just one more. Alright. Okay. 189 00:10:54,565 --> 00:10:56,365 I love you auntie. You're the best. 190 00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:03,325 Shannon, do you really wanna do this? I have to. 191 00:11:05,015 --> 00:11:08,785 Kate, this looks like a cartoon villain made this poison. 192 00:11:10,005 --> 00:11:14,505 Is it smokey? Oh my God, it's smoking. You are overreacting. 193 00:11:15,135 --> 00:11:16,465 Totally unreasonable 194 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,335 Of me. 195 00:11:18,535 --> 00:11:20,505 What about you two? Wait. 196 00:11:20,565 --> 00:11:24,144 Two old has beens sitting at a clothes bar clearly trying 197 00:11:24,145 --> 00:11:25,645 to relive their old glory days. 198 00:11:26,205 --> 00:11:29,465 The only thing more pathetic is your poor die jobs in your 199 00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:32,905 Gen Z fashion, which is clearly not working out. 200 00:11:34,455 --> 00:11:37,155 Shannon, do you remember the last time you got wasted? 201 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,525 How could I I was wasted. 202 00:11:40,425 --> 00:11:43,525 It was the lead story on ESPN for three days. 203 00:11:44,035 --> 00:11:46,284 Stephen A. Smith lost his voice talking about 204 00:11:46,285 --> 00:11:47,964 how you fell through a glass window. 205 00:11:47,965 --> 00:11:49,405 I fell through a glass window. 206 00:11:50,445 --> 00:11:52,685 I wasn't working with you then, but I am now 207 00:11:53,065 --> 00:11:55,245 and I am strongly advising against this. 208 00:11:55,246 --> 00:11:57,994 And you know, I was a supposed analyst for five years. 209 00:11:57,995 --> 00:11:59,965 Yeah. And you got fired for low ratings 210 00:12:01,665 --> 00:12:04,425 and your speech impediment was worse than Mike Tyson's. 211 00:12:05,785 --> 00:12:06,845 And that's a earful. 212 00:12:08,085 --> 00:12:10,245 I man, listen, I was not fired. 213 00:12:10,725 --> 00:12:12,764 I was replaced for inappropriate 214 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:15,285 conduct. Get your facts straight. 215 00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:18,215 Wow. Glad you cleared that one up. 216 00:12:18,396 --> 00:12:20,414 You know what? You was 217 00:12:20,415 --> 00:12:22,114 always hesitant before the big play. 218 00:12:22,115 --> 00:12:23,735 That's like your motor operandi. 219 00:12:23,736 --> 00:12:27,474 That's why all your records is being broken. 220 00:12:27,475 --> 00:12:29,755 And that's why my picture is going on that wall. 221 00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,305 Let's do this. Let's do this. 222 00:12:33,415 --> 00:12:34,785 Okay. I can't let you do this. 223 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:38,465 What are you doing? My job Protecting you from you. 224 00:12:39,405 --> 00:12:41,325 Oh, your mommy won't let you drink. Huh? 225 00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:45,865 Look like another win for me as usual. And 226 00:12:45,985 --> 00:12:47,545 I can't let you do this. 227 00:12:50,605 --> 00:12:54,105 Can you stick my drink? Yes. Hey, if you beat Shannon, 228 00:12:54,635 --> 00:12:55,685 Which he wouldn't. 229 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:59,824 Okay. I said if, if then you're gonna do something to try 230 00:12:59,825 --> 00:13:03,185 to stop him and then if he wins, which he wouldn't, okay, 231 00:13:03,775 --> 00:13:06,225 then there's gonna be another competition 232 00:13:06,405 --> 00:13:08,305 and then another and then another end. 233 00:13:08,335 --> 00:13:09,505 This just needs to end. 234 00:13:13,605 --> 00:13:15,945 How long has this been going on between you? Two 235 00:13:16,325 --> 00:13:17,375 Few years. 236 00:13:17,455 --> 00:13:19,425 High school. Maybe Not that long. 237 00:13:22,305 --> 00:13:23,585 I don't understand. Then. 238 00:13:23,885 --> 00:13:27,425 Oh, you guys run the freaking world. What more do you want? 239 00:13:28,085 --> 00:13:29,885 You guys are really stressing me out. 240 00:13:32,485 --> 00:13:36,705 Uh, Mia. Okay. 241 00:13:36,845 --> 00:13:39,505 Try being a woman for five minutes. Okay? 242 00:13:39,506 --> 00:13:41,704 I'm the only one that has common sense here 243 00:13:41,705 --> 00:13:43,824 and already I've been called unreasonable 244 00:13:43,825 --> 00:13:45,585 and told I'm overreacting. 245 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:51,145 As a woman, we always have to be the responsible ones. 246 00:13:51,146 --> 00:13:53,084 I'm tired of being the wet blanket. 247 00:13:53,085 --> 00:13:55,465 Hey, I'm tired of the always having to say no. 248 00:13:57,725 --> 00:14:00,265 Uh, Mia What? 249 00:14:06,005 --> 00:14:09,025 Backed It's too late to get to sign a waiver. 250 00:14:10,665 --> 00:14:11,715 I think I'm in love 251 00:14:13,855 --> 00:14:15,665 Guys, we're in my crib right now. 252 00:14:16,005 --> 00:14:18,825 Oh my friend. Oh my gosh. 253 00:14:19,565 --> 00:14:23,265 Oh, oh my gosh. Oh my God. Whoa. 254 00:14:26,495 --> 00:14:29,505 What is this? Hey Auntie. Hi. 255 00:14:30,085 --> 00:14:33,785 Unless Crystal is a hip hop band, I was under the assumption 256 00:14:34,015 --> 00:14:36,535 that Crystal was one friend coming over real quick. 257 00:14:37,215 --> 00:14:40,945 It's fine. Drew. No, it's not fine. 258 00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:43,024 I may be cool, but I'm not a fool. 259 00:14:43,025 --> 00:14:46,305 And you forgot the most important thing. What's that? 260 00:14:47,465 --> 00:14:50,745 I am a black auntie. I will embarrass you. 261 00:14:51,635 --> 00:14:55,085 Okay guys, let's, let's go. Described me. 262 00:14:55,086 --> 00:14:57,084 It makes you look like younger. Oh, thank you. 263 00:14:57,085 --> 00:15:00,965 But like get out please. Out, out. Please out. Get out. 264 00:15:01,065 --> 00:15:02,845 Can you get out? Oh my gosh, let's go. 265 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:09,365 No, sit down now you stay in this room 266 00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:10,924 and you think about what you did. 267 00:15:10,925 --> 00:15:15,804 I will deal with you later. I 268 00:15:15,805 --> 00:15:16,925 would be a badass mom. 269 00:15:24,615 --> 00:15:26,664 Come on. Come on. I got you. I'm 270 00:15:26,665 --> 00:15:27,664 Feeling well. Where aren't 271 00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:30,385 we? We're home. Oh, is you in the contest? 272 00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:32,585 Um, not exactly. Oh, 273 00:15:32,925 --> 00:15:36,225 why does it feel like my head is gonna explode or explode? 274 00:15:36,525 --> 00:15:38,105 That's not your head. Oh, 275 00:15:38,106 --> 00:15:40,244 I just hope you don't explode from that side. 276 00:15:40,245 --> 00:15:42,105 Uh, is that your hand on my ass? 277 00:15:42,885 --> 00:15:45,905 No, it's yours. Oh, that's, 278 00:15:47,645 --> 00:15:48,905 You know, you were right. 279 00:15:50,265 --> 00:15:52,065 I don't know why I get crazy like that. 280 00:15:52,066 --> 00:15:54,204 I mean, my whole career I trained to be the biggest, 281 00:15:54,205 --> 00:15:55,525 the fastest and strongest. 282 00:15:56,525 --> 00:15:59,065 And then in the moment I'm none of those. 283 00:16:01,445 --> 00:16:05,155 So when I saw my record about to be broke, I kinda lost it. 284 00:16:06,485 --> 00:16:08,705 Montez knows how to push my buttons like that. 285 00:16:11,285 --> 00:16:12,905 I'm not used to being second best. 286 00:16:14,045 --> 00:16:16,945 Now it's like that's all I am in life 287 00:16:16,965 --> 00:16:19,425 and with my daughter, you know? 288 00:16:19,735 --> 00:16:20,785 Okay. 289 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:32,625 Whew. Okay. What happened here? 290 00:16:33,295 --> 00:16:36,345 It's complicated. Tell me about it. 291 00:16:37,165 --> 00:16:39,065 Oh, she looks so peaceful though. 292 00:16:41,325 --> 00:16:43,545 Uh, is she gonna be okay? 293 00:16:44,425 --> 00:16:46,304 I think so. I do know 294 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:49,105 that there's a waiver though. It's complicated. 295 00:16:49,985 --> 00:16:54,505 Hmm. Is there something important? 296 00:16:55,645 --> 00:16:58,145 Ooh, a reminder for her hair appointment. 297 00:16:58,146 --> 00:17:00,664 Oh, she's missing that. Oh, she 298 00:17:00,665 --> 00:17:02,345 Definitely ain't going into that 299 00:17:07,606 --> 00:17:09,004 girl. 300 00:17:09,005 --> 00:17:10,055 You out. 301 00:17:19,745 --> 00:17:20,795 Ah, 302 00:17:22,905 --> 00:17:25,485 Two blue venoms and another 58 cents. 303 00:17:26,035 --> 00:17:27,085 Alright. 304 00:17:27,635 --> 00:17:29,845 Yeah, that's actually what I'm here about. 305 00:17:29,846 --> 00:17:32,904 I know why you here. You want your prize, right? 306 00:17:32,905 --> 00:17:34,205 My prize? Yeah. Oh yeah. 307 00:17:34,415 --> 00:17:38,565 Right here. I lifetime supply of my famous ranch dressing. 308 00:17:39,905 --> 00:17:42,645 Yes. Let me, yes. Secret recipe. 309 00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:44,784 Well, you know, I can't divulge that, but, 310 00:17:44,785 --> 00:17:47,965 but try that with our hot wings and your mama. 311 00:17:48,105 --> 00:17:51,565 Get pimp slap backhand guarantee. Trust me. 312 00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:55,244 Uh, that's not what I'm here about. Oh, 313 00:17:55,245 --> 00:17:55,604 Okay. Well 314 00:17:55,605 --> 00:17:56,604 What's up? Uh, 315 00:17:56,605 --> 00:17:57,655 I'm here about that. 316 00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,305 Oh, he must be proud. You want a selfie or something? 317 00:18:00,385 --> 00:18:02,724 No, I wanna take a new picture. Oh, 318 00:18:02,725 --> 00:18:04,285 No, no, no. Can't do can't do that. 319 00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:06,165 Why not? Rules are rules. 320 00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:09,064 I mean, I take that picture until someone breaks the record. 321 00:18:09,065 --> 00:18:11,645 And you broke that record. Broke it all up. 322 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:16,805 I I kinda like the photo. It brings out your true essence. 323 00:18:16,955 --> 00:18:20,525 Yeah. That's you in college right there. Shut up tan. 324 00:18:20,526 --> 00:18:22,364 You remember that? Okay. There must be something 325 00:18:22,365 --> 00:18:24,645 that I can do to take a new picture, 326 00:18:27,595 --> 00:18:28,645 Okay? 327 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:36,965 Yeah. Um, 328 00:18:39,835 --> 00:18:41,035 I've Got a few questions. 329 00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:42,805 Okay. 330 00:18:46,785 --> 00:18:51,245 My Time feels 331 00:18:51,535 --> 00:18:54,925 right living in the, 332 00:19:00,425 --> 00:19:01,475 My 333 00:19:17,315 --> 00:19:18,365 what happened to 334 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,545 Don't, 335 00:19:26,855 --> 00:19:28,125 Don't us tell you. 336 00:19:28,305 --> 00:19:31,685 That's don't. 337 00:19:34,105 --> 00:19:35,155 I'm taking my, 338 00:19:44,926 --> 00:19:46,384 where 339 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,435 I'm 340 00:19:54,536 --> 00:19:55,854 My. 341 00:19:55,855 --> 00:20:00,405 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 25652

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