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Might wanna slow down here.

Champ, please.

I had water stronger than this. Keep 'em coming.

Alright

Shannon, the canon.

What's up? Still can't hold a drink down huh? Canon.

Everybody We having five.

Brooke, you of the year Two time champion. Two time. MVP.

Martes. Pley

in the building baby.

Was the infomercial introduction really not necessary?

Just give Ms. Flowers man.

Every championship winning deserves

introduction like that when they walk in the building.

Huh? Oh man.

Hey, I went to three NBA finals.

You know that is true. However, you only won one champ,

but he won two plus you went to a super team,

which you really don't count and you like 35 plus.

So you pretty much won Super.

So you got a ring for just riding a bench,

man. MVP.

What are you doing here? The Cal State

Morgan U game man. What else

You played in Texas?

You live in Chicago? Why would

you care anything about this game? Oh,

You know why I care?

Bartender? Do us to vote for a favor.

Turn the volume way, way up. Gotcha

The Shot.

That's enough. You can mute it.

Cut on. Was that hard

Mama, listen man, listen.

That sy kid is something else. Huh? He Hey all.

Aight man. That boy a machine. Yeah.

28 points, eight assists and you know what else?

14 more points. He breaks the record.

Cal State all time League score. He is your record.

Cal State Hunt County.

Hey, he's a senior. I broke the record my junior year.

Plus I sat out two games with the injured hamstring

and I hadn't turned pro my senior year. I was You

Would've still lost a record this year.

I'm too young drink. Hey.

And it looks like another record broken And the whoop,

they say records are made

to be broken unless they mine.

Of course. You know what I'm saying? That's true.

That's true. That's

true. Here you boss.

You

Night no matter what the

may bring our coming.

Our

coming.

Mom. Mom. What? What? It's not good.

Oh my eyes p***y again.

No, I mean yeah, you should really see someone about that.

But it's about Shannon. Why is he calling you? I dunno.

Maybe it has something to do with your, uh, 11 missed calls.

They pushed back my hair appointment in the morning.

Now that is an emergency. Mom. No, this is an emergency.

Stay focused. Right?

All right, this is Mia.

He what? Okay. Yeah, I'll be right there.

Well, I am going to kill him.

Okay, where is he?

Great man of a certain age would be after five shots.

Oh man, this guy here. Keep 'em coming.

No, I think you are coming with me. Let's go. Yeah,

You are boring And you are showing a lot.

Are, are you a fixer?

Are you the guy who I spoke to on the phone?

The rookie of the year? Two time NBA champion?

I mean, yeah, I mean it is just montez

titles aren't necessary, Scott.

Well what is necessary is for you all to leave.

I'm not leaving, I'm just getting started. Oh no man.

What do you mean just getting started?

Hmm. No, come on. I'm not going there with you.

Not tonight. Oh yes, no. Oh,

What?

It's Louis Seals. He's a legend.

The only person to finish a blue venom,

which is the most potent drink in this barwell.

Actually all of California. So this is

what we're coming down to a local bar competition.

Right. Come on you pathetic man.

In three weeks, Sam Carroll's going to the NCAA tournament

and he's gonna break your final four record.

Listen, listen. I could drink two blue pimps.

I can drink three there.

Okay. No, no, no. He's hit the bar was closing.

So let's go. Come

On bartender.

Wouldn't you rather have me on the wall instead of Lloyd?

Better? She know.

Would be spectacular to have a two time

champion on the wall.

What do you think? Alright, let's do it.

You know I'm gonna suck a fourth three challenge.

Great.

What's going on in here? I'm trying to come up

with a new viral TikTok challenge.

You just messed me up like I was the best hit.

We can figure it out after you finished studying your test.

Okay. Your mama told me everything. Young lady.

I'm not a kid on tan.

I need a break from setting and the last thing I

need is a babysitter.

Well that's not what your mother thinks.

Thought you were different. Excuse me.

What's that supposed to mean? It just

uh, uh, spit it out.

Kid Mom used to tell me all the cool things he used to do,

the cool vacations, the clubs, the fancy restaurants.

I'm dating you guys. What about my clothes?

That was the next thing out of my mouth.

I think mom should also your closet.

I always figured you just don't sound a lot like mom.

I am nothing like your mom.

I thought so too. There's nothing to think about, honey.

I am nothing like your mama.

I got a tight waist, pretty face and a big bank.

I know all about the trends. Let's go viral.

Well what about my tests? Oh, it's a history test, right?

Yeah. Mr. Green,

he makes boring Feel like an amusement ride.

Hold up. Mr. Green is still there. Wow.

He's like a Morgan Freeman. Okay. He's super easy.

Multiple choice. Everything is like all the above

or see you're good.

Let's do a dance challenge.

I knew you were cool, but first what?

I gotta take this. It's really serious, please.

Oh, okay. Just one second. Wanna the dance? Okay.

Okay. Alright.

Yes. Hello.

Alright, rules are simple. Drink the blue venom.

Got one minute to finish the glass.

But, but but now if you wanna take Louis picture off the

wall that's been here for 14 years, have the drink too.

All right.

Okay. Easy,

Easy, easy for me.

Oh, piece of cake. Piece of cake. Oh, alright. Excuse me.

I just have questions. Okay. Okay.

What exactly is in the blue venom

and why has the record held for so long? Who

Cares?

Your liver might. Yeah, that's true,

but it's a bar of secret,

so I can't divulge that information.

I'm sorry man. Can't be telling the secrets off.

I say let's just drink yeses

and stitches. You know how that go.

Oh, just excuse me. One more question.

Ah, um, you know, I'm from the city so I know it's filled

with broken dreams and disappointment.

Um, I'm sure a lot of people have tried to knock off Lloyd.

Yeah. What happened to all of them?

Well, yeah, unfortunately they signed a waiver too,

so I cannot divulge that information.

But what I can say too is

that it wasn't the happiest of endings.

Uh, which is why now, now we call ambulance.

Once I put the drinks on the bar, man,

and man, we're on the tight shift.

I say let's just drink.

Excuse. Uh, excuse me. Uh, just, just one more question.

Oh my goodness. Stop it. Davin.

Uh, Davin, I have to go by. Okay, I'll see you in a few.

Okay. Bye. I thought we were gonna do the challenge.

We are, but first I'm just little with my friend Crystal.

She can over right? Like it'll be like so fast.

Like really fast. You won't even know she's here.

Um, does your mom allow friends over this late?

No, but you're nothing like her. Remember? You're so cool.

I am. So can she come

just for a few minutes?

This Okay. Two minutes. This little tiny little thing. Okay.

Like teeny. Okay. Okay. Okay. Fine.

But then we do the challenge. You're so cool.

Alright, cool.

Can I borrow it?

Yeah. Ken, you're so cool. I am. I, oh my gosh.

Okay, one second. Okay, just one more. Alright. Okay.

I love you auntie. You're the best.

Shannon, do you really wanna do this? I have to.

Kate, this looks like a cartoon villain made this poison.

Is it smokey? Oh my God, it's smoking. You are overreacting.

Totally unreasonable

Of me.

What about you two? Wait.

Two old has beens sitting at a clothes bar clearly trying

to relive their old glory days.

The only thing more pathetic is your poor die jobs in your

Gen Z fashion, which is clearly not working out.

Shannon, do you remember the last time you got wasted?

How could I I was wasted.

It was the lead story on ESPN for three days.

Stephen A. Smith lost his voice talking about

how you fell through a glass window.

I fell through a glass window.

I wasn't working with you then, but I am now

and I am strongly advising against this.

And you know, I was a supposed analyst for five years.

Yeah. And you got fired for low ratings

and your speech impediment was worse than Mike Tyson's.

And that's a earful.

I man, listen, I was not fired.

I was replaced for inappropriate

conduct. Get your facts straight.

Wow. Glad you cleared that one up.

You know what? You was

always hesitant before the big play.

That's like your motor operandi.

That's why all your records is being broken.

And that's why my picture is going on that wall.

Let's do this. Let's do this.

Okay. I can't let you do this.

What are you doing? My job Protecting you from you.

Oh, your mommy won't let you drink. Huh?

Look like another win for me as usual. And

I can't let you do this.

Can you stick my drink? Yes. Hey, if you beat Shannon,

Which he wouldn't.

Okay. I said if, if then you're gonna do something to try

to stop him and then if he wins, which he wouldn't, okay,

then there's gonna be another competition

and then another and then another end.

This just needs to end.

How long has this been going on between you? Two

Few years.

High school. Maybe Not that long.

I don't understand. Then.

Oh, you guys run the freaking world. What more do you want?

You guys are really stressing me out.

Uh, Mia. Okay.

Try being a woman for five minutes. Okay?

I'm the only one that has common sense here

and already I've been called unreasonable

and told I'm overreacting.

As a woman, we always have to be the responsible ones.

I'm tired of being the wet blanket.

Hey, I'm tired of the always having to say no.

Uh, Mia What?

Backed It's too late to get to sign a waiver.

I think I'm in love

Guys, we're in my crib right now.

Oh my friend. Oh my gosh.

Oh, oh my gosh. Oh my God. Whoa.

What is this? Hey Auntie. Hi.

Unless Crystal is a hip hop band, I was under the assumption

that Crystal was one friend coming over real quick.

It's fine. Drew. No, it's not fine.

I may be cool, but I'm not a fool.

And you forgot the most important thing. What's that?

I am a black auntie. I will embarrass you.

Okay guys, let's, let's go. Described me.

It makes you look like younger. Oh, thank you.

But like get out please. Out, out. Please out. Get out.

Can you get out? Oh my gosh, let's go.

No, sit down now you stay in this room

and you think about what you did.

I will deal with you later. I

would be a badass mom.

Come on. Come on. I got you. I'm

Feeling well. Where aren't

we? We're home. Oh, is you in the contest?

Um, not exactly. Oh,

why does it feel like my head is gonna explode or explode?

That's not your head. Oh,

I just hope you don't explode from that side.

Uh, is that your hand on my ass?

No, it's yours. Oh, that's,

You know, you were right.

I don't know why I get crazy like that.

I mean, my whole career I trained to be the biggest,

the fastest and strongest.

And then in the moment I'm none of those.

So when I saw my record about to be broke, I kinda lost it.

Montez knows how to push my buttons like that.

I'm not used to being second best.

Now it's like that's all I am in life

and with my daughter, you know?

Okay.

Whew. Okay. What happened here?

It's complicated. Tell me about it.

Oh, she looks so peaceful though.

Uh, is she gonna be okay?

I think so. I do know

that there's a waiver though. It's complicated.

Hmm. Is there something important?

Ooh, a reminder for her hair appointment.

Oh, she's missing that. Oh, she

Definitely ain't going into that

girl.

You out.

Ah,

Two blue venoms and another 58 cents.

Alright.

Yeah, that's actually what I'm here about.

I know why you here. You want your prize, right?

My prize? Yeah. Oh yeah.

Right here. I lifetime supply of my famous ranch dressing.

Yes. Let me, yes. Secret recipe.

Well, you know, I can't divulge that, but,

but try that with our hot wings and your mama.

Get pimp slap backhand guarantee. Trust me.

Uh, that's not what I'm here about. Oh,

Okay. Well

What's up? Uh,

I'm here about that.

Oh, he must be proud. You want a selfie or something?

No, I wanna take a new picture. Oh,

No, no, no. Can't do can't do that.

Why not? Rules are rules.

I mean, I take that picture until someone breaks the record.

And you broke that record. Broke it all up.

I I kinda like the photo. It brings out your true essence.

Yeah. That's you in college right there. Shut up tan.

You remember that? Okay. There must be something

that I can do to take a new picture,

Okay?

Yeah. Um,

I've Got a few questions.

Okay.

My Time feels

right living in the,

My

what happened to

Don't,

Don't us tell you.

That's don't.

I'm taking my,

where

I'm

My.

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