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Get... 2 00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:11,110 Up! 3 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,260 You missed! 4 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:31,630 You missed this time, you little menace! 5 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:34,670 I beat you! 6 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,500 Morning. 7 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,690 Honey, you're getting all upset over nothing. 8 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:55,850 - I'm not getting... - Here. 9 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,790 A nice breakfast will cheer you up. 10 00:05:01,430 --> 00:05:03,760 I am not getting upset over... 11 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:09,160 - What is that? - It's bacon. 12 00:05:10,270 --> 00:05:12,070 I know it's bacon. 13 00:05:12,140 --> 00:05:15,110 What have you done to it? 14 00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:18,170 You said you didn't like all the grease from fried bacon... 15 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,540 so I boiled it. 16 00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:31,020 What is Lane doing up at this hour on a Sunday? 17 00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:34,320 Doesn't he turn to dust if the sun hits him before noon? 18 00:05:34,390 --> 00:05:36,990 It's tryouts for the high school ski team. 19 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:39,430 He's going up to Mt. Brody with Beth. 20 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,360 Sure he's going up with Beth. 21 00:05:41,430 --> 00:05:43,490 He can't do anything without that girl. 22 00:05:43,570 --> 00:05:47,130 I tell you, Jenny, that boy is obsessed. 23 00:05:47,210 --> 00:05:49,440 Now, honey... 24 00:05:49,510 --> 00:05:50,940 obsessed? 25 00:06:03,690 --> 00:06:07,060 Do we not throw things away when they're empty? 26 00:06:27,710 --> 00:06:31,080 What in the name of all that's holy... 27 00:06:31,150 --> 00:06:33,080 Badger likes the prizes you can get... 28 00:06:33,150 --> 00:06:35,590 from cutting the coupons from the boxes. 29 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:37,590 He's mailing them today. 30 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:40,090 Can't you wait until the... 31 00:06:50,470 --> 00:06:55,460 Lane, a closet door can be closed as well as it can be opened. 32 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:58,100 Sorry, Dad. 33 00:06:58,180 --> 00:07:01,610 Dear, your breakfast is getting cold. 34 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:05,710 It's all right, Mom. I can't have breakfast today. I got tryouts. 35 00:07:05,790 --> 00:07:08,380 Nervous stomach. Don't wanna throw up from the chairlift again. 36 00:07:08,450 --> 00:07:12,410 Had to buy that guy a new hat last time. Bye, Dad. 37 00:07:15,630 --> 00:07:19,290 Memorandum. I would like to take a meeting with you tonight... 38 00:07:19,370 --> 00:07:23,500 to discuss that vehicle you purchased several months ago... 39 00:07:23,570 --> 00:07:27,370 yet has darkened our driveway, immobile, ever since. 40 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,370 Okay, Dad. Noted. 41 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,380 Talk to you tonight. I gotta pick up Beth. 42 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,110 Ricky. 43 00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:11,620 Don't be so shy. Come on. 44 00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:19,550 Monique, this is Ricky. 45 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:23,090 Ricky, this is Monique... 46 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:26,460 the French foreign exchange student who'll be staying with us. 47 00:08:50,090 --> 00:08:52,390 It's an awesome spectacle... 48 00:08:52,460 --> 00:08:56,020 and a vicious display of seething opponents... 49 00:08:56,100 --> 00:09:00,790 once again paralleled in an obstinate attempt to prove... 50 00:09:00,870 --> 00:09:06,460 superiority of the roads unequal in our lifetime. 51 00:09:06,540 --> 00:09:11,980 The crowds swell with anticipation as the lights turn green! 52 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:25,060 You stupid bonehead! I'm gonna activate your dental plan! 53 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:29,130 Come here, you idiot! Get out of this car! 54 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:31,960 If he asks me out, of course I'm gonna go out with him. 55 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:34,760 I mean, he skis the K-12. 56 00:09:34,830 --> 00:09:37,630 Yeah. He's so boss. 57 00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:43,470 I'll tell him after tryouts. You know how he gets when he gets upset. 58 00:09:43,540 --> 00:09:46,480 Yeah. From the chairlift. 59 00:09:46,550 --> 00:09:49,910 He had to buy the guy a new hat last time. 60 00:09:50,650 --> 00:09:54,140 Lane's here. I gotta go. I'll call you later. Bye. 61 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:29,720 He's the only person in Greendale... 62 00:10:29,790 --> 00:10:33,950 that's ever skied the K-12 from the glacier and lived. 63 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,010 Man, what a hunk. 64 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:13,960 Listen up. Your running time has to be... 65 00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:16,830 under 58 seconds to even be considered for the team. 66 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:19,600 Your time will be gauged along with a rating... 67 00:11:19,670 --> 00:11:24,170 of one to ten on your style, which will be judged solely by me... 68 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,840 and my vast expertise of skiing technique. 69 00:11:26,910 --> 00:11:31,540 Why don't we have you sorry-looking lot of hopefuls make your way up. 70 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:35,110 You future members of the girls' ski team can all keep me company... 71 00:11:35,190 --> 00:11:37,420 until it's time for you to take the track. 72 00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:40,580 - Who'd like to hold my clipboard? - Me! Me! 73 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,130 You'll make a fine little helper. What's your name? 74 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:48,930 - Charles De Mar. - Shut up, geek. 75 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,530 - What's your name? - Beth. 76 00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:55,470 That's my favorite name. 77 00:11:58,310 --> 00:12:01,750 - Buenos días. Roy Stalin. - Hola. Lane Myer. 78 00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:04,650 I can see you and I share one common desire... 79 00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:08,750 the desire to be a part of the well-oiled machinery... 80 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:11,760 that is the Greendale High School ski-racing team. 81 00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:14,490 - The desire for victory. - Well, I... 82 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,720 Right on! Get up there, and let's see what you got. 83 00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:29,240 - Ready up there? - Yeah. We're all set. 84 00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:31,300 What is the next victim's name? 85 00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:33,780 "Myer. Lane Myer." 86 00:12:33,850 --> 00:12:36,580 Is that as in Oscar Mayer? 87 00:12:36,650 --> 00:12:38,450 That's a roger, dude. 88 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,210 You were standing with Oscar. 89 00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:44,750 Is he your main wiener man? 90 00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:48,490 Don't listen to Stalin, kid. He's a punk. 91 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,500 Now, you show 'em, Rock. 92 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:53,360 You show 'em how a skier really skis. 93 00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:57,030 - We're sending him down. - That's a roger. Counting down. 94 00:12:57,940 --> 00:13:00,000 Drei, fry. Go! 95 00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:31,330 Too bad. Real close. Next. 96 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,740 Listen. I think we should talk. 97 00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:36,780 We've been seeing an awful lot of each other lately... 98 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,610 and I really think it's in my best interest... 99 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:41,270 if I went out with someone more popular... 100 00:13:41,350 --> 00:13:44,040 better looking, drives a nicer car. 101 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:52,790 Six months! Six months, and she dumps me for him. 102 00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:55,190 For Stalin. Just like that. 103 00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:57,200 Six damn months! 104 00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:07,700 Truly a sight to behold... a man beaten. 105 00:14:07,770 --> 00:14:09,760 The once-great champ... 106 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:13,570 now a study in mawkishness. 107 00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:16,550 No longer the victory-hungry stallion... 108 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:19,880 - All right. - We've raced so many times before... 109 00:14:19,950 --> 00:14:21,940 but a pathetic... 110 00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:24,720 washed-up, aged ex-champion. 111 00:14:24,790 --> 00:14:26,220 Let's go! 112 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:35,100 Someone's gonna see God. 113 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,000 I'm gonna break your goddamn neck! 114 00:14:40,070 --> 00:14:42,730 Get outta the car! 115 00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:44,900 Get outta the car! 116 00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:51,610 Hello. How was your day? 117 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:55,480 - Beth broke up with me. - That's nice. 118 00:14:55,550 --> 00:14:57,490 We're through. That's it. 119 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:14,340 What the hell? Wait a minute here. 120 00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:17,410 Wait. This is death here. 121 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,040 I haven't even been to New York City. 122 00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:24,610 Jesus. I haven't even been anywhere. 123 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:38,720 Suicide is never the answer, little trooper. 124 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:42,460 Greendale is a bodaciously small town. 125 00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:44,870 It's a flyspeck on the map... 126 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:47,060 a rest stop on the way to a ski slope. 127 00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:49,610 I can't even get real drugs here. 128 00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:54,940 Stalin's a hero, the only one in this town who can ski the K-12. 129 00:15:55,010 --> 00:15:58,180 You're a great skier, but he's incredible. 130 00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:02,520 What if I ski the K-12? You think she'd take me back? 131 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,960 I'm back to suicide again. 132 00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:16,370 I think we're all going to enjoy this little treat. 133 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:19,270 I got the recipe from the Ladies' Home Journal. 134 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:22,710 The mail got wet in the rain, so some of the pages ran together. 135 00:16:22,770 --> 00:16:26,730 But what I couldn't read I improvised with my own ideas. 136 00:16:26,810 --> 00:16:30,480 You see, it's got raisins in it. 137 00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:33,480 You like raisins. 138 00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:39,550 There is still one more thing I would like to discuss with Lane. 139 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:42,880 The subject is... 140 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,370 is the mystery car. 141 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,240 Thank you, honey. 142 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:55,540 Which even as we speak... 143 00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:58,270 darkens our domain under a moldy tarp. 144 00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:00,900 You do know the car of which I speak? 145 00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:03,450 - Yeah. I just never... - Let me refresh your memory. 146 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,780 Cast your mind back. 147 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:08,290 It's a crisp September morning. 148 00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:12,550 You borrowed $200 from me to purchase the car... 149 00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:15,820 mainly because your girlfriend Beth said it was... 150 00:17:15,890 --> 00:17:18,260 I believe the term was "tasty." 151 00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:21,270 Since then, that "tasty" car... 152 00:17:21,330 --> 00:17:25,600 has slept in an auto cocoon on my front lawn. 153 00:17:26,970 --> 00:17:29,410 I'll get around to it. 154 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:34,570 Have you seen the exchange student who's staying at the Smiths's house? 155 00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:36,740 Perhaps you should go over and welcome her to our town. 156 00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:38,750 I think she would like that. 157 00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:41,080 Mrs. Smith probably got her so that weirdo son... 158 00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:44,090 could see what a real girl looks like. 159 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,220 You know, he never goes outdoors. 160 00:17:47,290 --> 00:17:49,950 Just sits in that house, crochets all day long. 161 00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:51,960 The Chapmans had their exchange student... 162 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,960 stay with them for six months. 163 00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:56,430 He practically became a son to Jules and Irene. 164 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,400 You mean that kid from El Salvador? 165 00:17:58,470 --> 00:18:01,060 Can I be excused? I'm not feeling well. 166 00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:04,070 I'm just gonna be excused. 167 00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:19,020 I can't figure it out, Badger. 168 00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:23,690 You seem smart. Why waste your time with all this kid-stuff garbage? 169 00:18:27,070 --> 00:18:29,000 You're almost eight. 170 00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,690 It was love at first sight. 171 00:18:55,530 --> 00:18:57,460 Red dog! Red dog! 172 00:18:57,530 --> 00:19:00,590 92, 74, 16, 43! 173 00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:02,600 Bring it home, mama! 174 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,810 Got it! Got it! 175 00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:41,310 So, how do you like Greendale? 176 00:19:42,370 --> 00:19:43,810 Fine. 177 00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:49,610 And the school system, you find it adequate? 178 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:53,080 School hasn't started yet. 179 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,810 She itched her nose. I wonder if that was... 180 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,860 some kind of message to me that there's something on my nose. 181 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:02,660 That's funny. He wiped his nose after I did. 182 00:20:02,730 --> 00:20:05,890 Maybe I got dirt on my nose when I itched it. 183 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,590 God, he's too embarrassed to tell me. 184 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:11,260 I must look sickening. 185 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,270 There she goes again. What could it be? 186 00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:15,330 Dirt? Relish? 187 00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:17,340 Relish on my nose? How gross. 188 00:20:17,410 --> 00:20:19,340 - She might think it's... - Usually Nazis. 189 00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:22,040 Not that. Please don't let it be a booger. 190 00:20:22,110 --> 00:20:24,780 Not now. Please, God. 191 00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:50,730 I don't get it. How could... 192 00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:53,870 How could she throw away six months? 193 00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:57,070 I mean, six months? 194 00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:59,710 Just like that? 195 00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:02,350 No explanation, no reason. 196 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:05,290 Just throw it away. 197 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,290 Doesn't... 198 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,290 How can you just throw away six months? 199 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:12,300 I mean, when you're in love with someone... 200 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,160 Six months is just... I'm history. 201 00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:18,670 Just bam! Like that, I'm gone. 202 00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:22,140 She's probably just testing me. 203 00:21:22,210 --> 00:21:24,140 A big test. 204 00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:27,980 That's probably... That's her. 205 00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:30,480 That's her. 206 00:21:35,050 --> 00:21:38,250 - Johnny. - Four weeks. 207 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:41,160 Twenty papers. That's two dollars. 208 00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:44,860 - Plus tip. - I don't have a dime. Sorry. 209 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,290 Didn't ask for a dime. 210 00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:50,700 Two dollars. 211 00:21:50,770 --> 00:21:54,170 Well, it's funny, see. My mom had to leave early... 212 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,500 to take my brother to school and my dad to work 'cause... 213 00:21:56,580 --> 00:22:00,340 Two dollars. Cash. 214 00:22:00,410 --> 00:22:03,580 The problem here is... my little brother, this morning... 215 00:22:03,650 --> 00:22:06,210 got his arm caught in the microwave and... 216 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,010 and my grandmother dropped acid and freaked out... 217 00:22:09,090 --> 00:22:11,820 and hijacked a school bus full of penguins. 218 00:22:11,890 --> 00:22:13,820 So it's kind of a family crisis. 219 00:22:13,890 --> 00:22:15,830 So come back later? Great. 220 00:22:23,970 --> 00:22:27,430 Breakin'up is hard to do 221 00:22:27,510 --> 00:22:30,130 Don't take your love... 222 00:22:30,210 --> 00:22:34,510 - To me, and she's gone - And she's gone 223 00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:37,710 Fifty ways to leave your lover 224 00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:39,940 Hurts so bad 225 00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:45,390 They say that breakin'up is hard to do... 226 00:22:48,190 --> 00:22:53,530 The three cardinal trapezoidal formations... 227 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,730 hereto made orientable in our diagram... 228 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,740 by connecting the various points... 229 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:03,040 HIGK, PEGQ and LMNO... 230 00:23:03,110 --> 00:23:07,310 creating our geometric configurations... 231 00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:11,820 which have no properties, but with location... 232 00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:18,820 are equal to the described triangle CAB... 233 00:23:18,890 --> 00:23:20,320 quintuplicated. 234 00:23:21,390 --> 00:23:22,830 Therefore... 235 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,890 it is also the five triangles... 236 00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:29,700 composing the aforementioned NIGH. 237 00:23:29,770 --> 00:23:34,840 Each are equal to the triangle CAB in this geometric concept. 238 00:23:34,970 --> 00:23:38,370 Therefore, in a like manner... 239 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,740 the geometric metaphors... 240 00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:43,870 can derive a repeated vectoral sum. 241 00:23:44,950 --> 00:23:47,350 This was your assignment... 242 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:51,020 and I would like to see the results. 243 00:23:51,090 --> 00:23:54,150 Please, take them out. 244 00:24:17,580 --> 00:24:19,810 Oops. 245 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,320 Sophia. 246 00:24:22,690 --> 00:24:26,320 - And Buster. - Please! 247 00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:29,990 - Me! Me! - And... Beth. 248 00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:34,360 - And... - Please! Please! 249 00:24:34,430 --> 00:24:38,990 - Please, please! - Mr. Myer. 250 00:24:39,070 --> 00:24:41,000 Please join us at the blackboard... 251 00:24:41,070 --> 00:24:45,470 and show us your solution to this paltry geometric dilemma. 252 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:09,930 Sorry. 253 00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:44,430 For God's sakes, would you relax? 254 00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:47,630 - It's just our virginity. - Yeah, I agree totally. 255 00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:49,870 I feel like we should tell someone or do something. 256 00:25:49,940 --> 00:25:52,430 I can get my dad's Polaroid or something. 257 00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:55,970 - What was that? - What was what? 258 00:25:56,050 --> 00:25:57,980 I heard something. 259 00:25:58,050 --> 00:26:00,610 We're in the most secluded place in the Northern Hemisphere. 260 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,120 I assure you we are totally alone. 261 00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:07,460 Come on. 262 00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:12,930 What's wrong? 263 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,590 That thing I put on me... it broke. 264 00:26:16,970 --> 00:26:19,300 Broke? It broke? 265 00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:22,170 - Take it easy. I'll buy a new one. - I don't want a new one! 266 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,440 - Do you know what that means? - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 267 00:26:35,650 --> 00:26:39,450 Now, now. I'll see you all tomorrow. 268 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:44,590 Just remember to memorize pages 39 to 110 for tomorrow's lesson. 269 00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:46,790 - All right! - Cool! 270 00:26:53,340 --> 00:26:55,270 I just can't wait till tomorrow. 271 00:26:56,510 --> 00:26:58,440 Wait for me at my locker. 272 00:27:00,380 --> 00:27:01,810 Listen... 273 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,280 I've been thinking about what you told me last night... 274 00:27:04,350 --> 00:27:06,440 and I've decided I'm gonna help you. 275 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,950 How? 276 00:27:09,650 --> 00:27:13,650 I've been going to this high school for 71/2 years. 277 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,490 I'm no dummy. 278 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,790 I know high school girls. 279 00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:22,460 Two things. One... 280 00:27:22,530 --> 00:27:24,970 how about your sax? 281 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:28,160 The thing about Roy is he plays the guitar. 282 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,800 - He does? - Yeah. Girls love that. 283 00:27:30,870 --> 00:27:34,870 - Why don't you take up sax again? - Number two? 284 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,000 The K-12, dude. 285 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,310 You make a gnarly run like that... 286 00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:44,750 and girls will get sterile just looking at you. 287 00:27:47,660 --> 00:27:50,750 Would you stay behind? I'd like a word with you. 288 00:27:52,830 --> 00:27:54,590 We'll do this. 289 00:27:54,660 --> 00:27:56,360 Talk to you later. 290 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,670 Yes, sir? 291 00:28:02,740 --> 00:28:05,170 This is a bit awkward. 292 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,680 Yes, sir. 293 00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:09,610 Well... 294 00:28:10,910 --> 00:28:13,110 I've heard a few things, and... 295 00:28:15,190 --> 00:28:18,180 Well, I was wondering... 296 00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:20,280 if you would mind if I took out Beth. 297 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,850 And I love you so much 298 00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:24,690 'Cause I met you in first grade 299 00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:26,590 Yes, I love you 300 00:29:38,670 --> 00:29:40,690 What'd you go and do that for? 301 00:29:43,610 --> 00:29:45,540 Really. Why? 302 00:29:45,610 --> 00:29:46,870 That's sick. 303 00:29:46,940 --> 00:29:51,310 "Sick"? I love you. How could you dump me for him? 304 00:29:51,380 --> 00:29:54,820 Face it. You're a no-show, a loss. 305 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,220 You're immature. You can't do a single thing by yourself. 306 00:29:58,290 --> 00:30:00,590 You're a spastic Nerf bag all the time. 307 00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:03,350 And besides, Roy can ski the K-12. 308 00:30:03,430 --> 00:30:06,860 How could I enjoy high school with you as a boyfriend? 309 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:09,990 Any girl in this school would be overwhelmed to go out with me. 310 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,850 Chris Cummins? You haven't got a chance. 311 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:33,410 - She'd go out with me in a second. - Listen, you forget. 312 00:30:33,490 --> 00:30:35,980 Chris Cummins dates the basketball team. 313 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:39,260 Not certain members of the team. The whole team. 314 00:30:39,330 --> 00:30:41,560 You so much as talk to her, you're dead. 315 00:30:41,630 --> 00:30:43,600 So let's just say you give it up. 316 00:30:43,670 --> 00:30:46,570 Yeah, Oscar Mayer. I think that's a fine idea. 317 00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:48,190 I will not give it up! 318 00:30:48,270 --> 00:30:51,710 You'll be sorry. Someday you'll want me back! 319 00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,310 Sorry. 320 00:31:02,950 --> 00:31:04,890 I'm gonna get some milk. 321 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,890 Just one milk. 322 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,550 I'll be okay. 323 00:31:12,730 --> 00:31:14,750 Watch this. 324 00:31:18,170 --> 00:31:20,660 - Can I borrow these a minute? - What's the idea? 325 00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:22,170 Just for a minute. 326 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:26,610 Here. Buy yourself another leotard. Be back in a minute, okay? 327 00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:40,890 Excuse me. 328 00:31:44,260 --> 00:31:46,190 I was thinking... 329 00:31:46,260 --> 00:31:49,200 you skate, I skate... we skate. 330 00:31:49,270 --> 00:31:52,130 - Maybe we could get together and... - You're a jerk. 331 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,140 Be a skating team. 332 00:32:02,550 --> 00:32:05,810 - I was saying before... - See you later, guys. 333 00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:28,000 Let's go! Let's go! 334 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,290 - What? - What are you doing? 335 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,300 - Nothing. - Yes, you are. 336 00:32:57,970 --> 00:33:00,400 Buck up, little camper. 337 00:33:00,470 --> 00:33:05,000 - We'll beat that slope together. - Yeah? 338 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:07,170 Yeah. 339 00:33:08,540 --> 00:33:10,540 I'm right behind ya, buddy. 340 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:31,560 Man, it's a real shame when folks be throwin' away... 341 00:33:31,630 --> 00:33:34,000 a perfectly good white boy like that. 342 00:33:37,970 --> 00:33:41,540 If I could get past this first lip, the rest would be a breeze. 343 00:33:41,610 --> 00:33:43,170 I'm telling you... 344 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,740 Hold on! Wait one second. 345 00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:50,750 I think I'm on to something here. 346 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:54,650 This is pure snow. It's everywhere. 347 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,780 Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is? 348 00:33:57,860 --> 00:33:59,560 Wait a minute. Hold it. 349 00:34:09,870 --> 00:34:11,310 Outrageous. 350 00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:16,430 I think I froze the left half of my brain. 351 00:34:16,510 --> 00:34:19,210 Look. I can't move my right arm. 352 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,380 - Will you get serious? - Look, dude... 353 00:34:22,450 --> 00:34:24,390 it's Christmas Eve. 354 00:34:24,450 --> 00:34:27,820 I could be home right now drinking this monster eggnog... 355 00:34:27,890 --> 00:34:29,820 my brother makes with lighter fluid. 356 00:34:29,890 --> 00:34:32,730 You've been staring over that edge for hours. 357 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,060 People die down there. 358 00:34:35,130 --> 00:34:37,460 And dying when you're not really sick... 359 00:34:37,530 --> 00:34:39,470 is really sick, you know? 360 00:34:39,540 --> 00:34:42,700 This is very important to me. I mean, really. 361 00:34:42,770 --> 00:34:45,170 If I don't believe in myself, I'm nothing. 362 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:47,180 I'll be as bad as Ricky Smith. 363 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:50,440 He sits around crocheting all day and snorting nasal spray. 364 00:34:50,510 --> 00:34:52,950 - I gotta do it! - He snorts nasal spray? 365 00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:54,950 Know where I can score some? 366 00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:57,920 - Are you gonna help me or not? - All right. All right. 367 00:34:57,990 --> 00:34:59,750 I'll tell you what to do. 368 00:34:59,820 --> 00:35:04,490 Go that way really fast. 369 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:08,290 If something gets in your way, turn. 370 00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:13,430 What a coach. 371 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,440 I'm gonna do it. 372 00:35:31,150 --> 00:35:33,820 All right! Now turn! 373 00:35:44,170 --> 00:35:47,140 Hello, Beth? Hey, it's Christmas. 374 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,830 I was thinking maybe me and you could... 375 00:35:51,770 --> 00:35:54,470 No, we didn't open our presents yet. 376 00:35:54,540 --> 00:35:56,880 You did. 377 00:35:56,950 --> 00:35:58,880 The cutest thing ever. 378 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,550 From Roy. 379 00:36:03,890 --> 00:36:07,150 A giant teddy bear bigger than you. 380 00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:09,160 Sounds great. 381 00:36:10,530 --> 00:36:12,960 It really does sound good. 382 00:36:13,030 --> 00:36:15,960 Look, I gotta go. The Christmas tree's on fire. 383 00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:40,650 Now open this one next. 384 00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:43,920 I remembered how much you liked... 385 00:36:43,990 --> 00:36:46,430 the chocolate-nut brownie in this one. 386 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:50,590 And look, corn in seasoned sauce. He likes corn. 387 00:36:54,870 --> 00:36:58,530 Now, come on. Don't be shy. Give her your present. 388 00:37:00,940 --> 00:37:03,280 Come on. Give her your present. 389 00:37:04,610 --> 00:37:06,550 Come on. 390 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:17,050 That's a Christmas present. 391 00:37:18,330 --> 00:37:20,850 Do you have Christmas in France? 392 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,790 Christmas. 393 00:37:25,870 --> 00:37:27,800 Christmas. 394 00:37:28,870 --> 00:37:31,310 Yeah. It's from Ricky. 395 00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:48,020 You can take that wherever you go... 396 00:37:48,090 --> 00:37:52,460 to always remember your trip to the United States. 397 00:38:08,780 --> 00:38:10,800 How come you're so small? 398 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:15,610 Now. Everyone's gonna be wearing one of these this year. 399 00:38:16,850 --> 00:38:18,790 Honey, what have you done? 400 00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:21,290 There. 401 00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,450 It's real aardvark fur. 402 00:38:25,530 --> 00:38:27,460 Really? 403 00:38:27,530 --> 00:38:29,430 Well, honey, it's sure... 404 00:38:30,930 --> 00:38:32,870 warm. 405 00:38:32,940 --> 00:38:35,630 - Now for the best part. - What? 406 00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:37,640 The hood. 407 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,570 Everybody's gonna be wearing one of these. 408 00:38:45,650 --> 00:38:47,580 Isn't it fun? 409 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,330 - What is it? - I'll show you soon. Almost there. 410 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,420 - You'll see it in a second. Ready? - Yeah. 411 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:07,440 - Okay? - Okay. All right. 412 00:39:09,610 --> 00:39:12,700 Al, you fixed the windows. 413 00:39:12,780 --> 00:39:15,770 It's a Christmas miracle. 414 00:39:15,850 --> 00:39:20,910 Wait a minute, Mr. Bear. This is crazy. I bet we get her back. 415 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,790 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 416 00:40:05,460 --> 00:40:08,830 Your book on how to pick up trashy women came today. 417 00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:10,330 Tell me something. 418 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:14,340 What's a little boy like you doing with big-boy smut like this? 419 00:40:21,780 --> 00:40:24,010 Hi. I was just wondering... 420 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,510 I know that we don't even know each other... 421 00:40:26,580 --> 00:40:29,520 but I know that you were going out with that girl Beth. 422 00:40:29,590 --> 00:40:33,520 I can see that you're not going out with her anymore... 423 00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:35,720 and I was wondering if perhaps I could just be with her... 424 00:40:35,790 --> 00:40:38,020 go to the movies, have a soda. 425 00:40:41,930 --> 00:40:45,960 - Can I talk to you for a moment? - Yeah. 426 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,970 Come in here and sit down, please, young man. 427 00:40:54,010 --> 00:40:57,450 - Look, I'm sorry about the garage. - Let me give you the bottom line. 428 00:40:57,510 --> 00:40:59,880 It would be entirely beneficial... 429 00:40:59,950 --> 00:41:02,820 if you were to reenter the sociological mainstream... 430 00:41:02,890 --> 00:41:06,650 by reengaging in the ritual act of dating members of the opposite sex. 431 00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:09,050 I don't wanna date other girls. I wanna date Beth. 432 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:12,490 I'm sorry to inform you that you are going to start dating other girls. 433 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,150 - Starting tonight. - Oh? 434 00:41:14,230 --> 00:41:17,130 Tonight at 6:00, you're picking up Joanne Greenwald. 435 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,900 - Your law partner's daughter? - That's right. 436 00:41:19,970 --> 00:41:22,490 The one with the big antenna on her face? 437 00:41:22,570 --> 00:41:24,770 Come on. 438 00:41:25,910 --> 00:41:27,840 Mellow off. 439 00:41:27,910 --> 00:41:30,040 It's a brand-new year. 440 00:41:30,110 --> 00:41:32,670 There's a New Year's Eve dance at your school. 441 00:41:32,750 --> 00:41:36,480 - You kids love this disco thing. - Disco? Come on, Dad. 442 00:41:36,550 --> 00:41:40,580 You are really... bringing me over, man. 443 00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:49,360 - 6:00. - Right off. 444 00:41:49,430 --> 00:41:51,370 - On. - On. Right... 445 00:41:51,430 --> 00:41:54,800 All right, Joanne Greenwald, you horrible thing... 446 00:41:54,870 --> 00:41:58,310 here's your one chance to go out with a real stud. 447 00:41:58,370 --> 00:42:01,310 One night with me, and she'll probably go blind with ecstasy. 448 00:42:01,380 --> 00:42:02,810 Poor creature. 449 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,470 I hope she doesn't grab on to my leg and start... 450 00:42:06,550 --> 00:42:08,480 crying when the date's over. 451 00:42:08,550 --> 00:42:10,480 God, what do you do? 452 00:42:26,770 --> 00:42:28,700 All right, Joanne Greenwald. 453 00:42:35,010 --> 00:42:36,940 Hi, Joanne. 454 00:42:37,010 --> 00:42:41,450 Pal, let's get something straight. I don't wanna go out with you... 455 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,450 and I'm just doing this as a favor to my dad, right? 456 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,850 - I know you're happy to be... - Right. 457 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,380 So let's make it a whole lot easier on ourselves, shall we? 458 00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:53,830 First, we'd have gone out to dinner. That's ten bucks apiece. 459 00:42:53,900 --> 00:42:56,130 Unless you're a cheapskate... 460 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,460 but I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. 461 00:42:58,530 --> 00:43:01,060 - Thanks. - I would've ordered double desserts. 462 00:43:01,140 --> 00:43:04,970 That's $22 altogether. Tax and tip... 25. 463 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,810 Making it a grand total of $26.37. 464 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:12,940 Half of which is approximately $ 13.67. 465 00:43:13,020 --> 00:43:18,110 Why don't you give me that 13.67, and we'll call it a night? 466 00:43:18,190 --> 00:43:20,350 - Do you take checks? - Sure. 467 00:43:25,990 --> 00:43:29,830 You never know if you're the victim or the fool 468 00:43:31,570 --> 00:43:35,230 Only know I can't stop thinkin' about you 469 00:43:37,370 --> 00:43:41,170 Love was good until you took it on the run 470 00:43:42,810 --> 00:43:47,610 But I fell too hard I guess I ain't the one 471 00:43:49,220 --> 00:43:51,780 Starin' the night away 472 00:43:51,850 --> 00:43:54,760 Don't know where you are 473 00:43:54,820 --> 00:43:57,450 Callin' out your name 474 00:43:57,530 --> 00:43:59,720 This crazy feelin' 475 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,260 Of a one-way love 476 00:44:08,370 --> 00:44:10,700 You want a sandwich? 477 00:44:12,210 --> 00:44:13,640 Sure? 478 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:21,740 Face to face I had no secrets to hide 479 00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:27,510 Well, you sure got my vote for cutest couple. 480 00:44:27,590 --> 00:44:31,080 Better shave her a little closer before you kiss her good night. 481 00:44:35,860 --> 00:44:37,760 "You better..." 482 00:44:41,970 --> 00:44:43,840 "You better shave..." 483 00:44:52,450 --> 00:44:55,410 I've been searchin' every day 484 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:58,310 Tryin' to find another way 485 00:44:58,380 --> 00:45:00,680 I'd be better off dead 486 00:45:00,750 --> 00:45:03,280 Than to live without you 487 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,640 I'd rather be a fool 488 00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:32,240 I'd be lost with someone new 489 00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,310 I'd be better off dead 490 00:45:35,390 --> 00:45:37,650 Than to live without you 491 00:45:39,090 --> 00:45:41,790 I've been searchin' every day 492 00:45:41,860 --> 00:45:44,890 Tryin' to find another way 493 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,090 I'd be better off dead 494 00:45:47,170 --> 00:45:49,290 Than to live without you 495 00:45:51,140 --> 00:45:53,470 I'd rather be a fool 496 00:45:53,540 --> 00:45:56,440 I'd be lost with someone new 497 00:45:56,510 --> 00:45:58,570 I'd be better off dead 498 00:45:58,650 --> 00:46:00,940 Than to live without you 499 00:46:02,580 --> 00:46:05,110 I've been searchin' every day 500 00:46:05,180 --> 00:46:08,150 Tryin' to find another way 501 00:46:08,220 --> 00:46:10,250 I'd be better off dead 502 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:13,160 Than to live without you 503 00:46:14,490 --> 00:46:16,790 I'd rather be a fool 504 00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:19,760 I'd be lost with someone new 505 00:46:19,830 --> 00:46:21,960 I'd be better off dead 506 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,000 Than to live without you 507 00:46:25,170 --> 00:46:28,160 I'd be tempted 508 00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:31,300 I'd be tempted 509 00:46:31,380 --> 00:46:33,570 I'd be better off dead 510 00:46:33,650 --> 00:46:37,550 Than to live without you 511 00:46:57,100 --> 00:47:03,130 You're the best thing that ever happened to me 512 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,540 I knew right away 513 00:47:05,610 --> 00:47:07,670 I knew right away 514 00:47:21,460 --> 00:47:22,890 It's okay. 515 00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:26,900 I was planning on having my nose flattened by a professional anyway. 516 00:47:31,270 --> 00:47:35,260 You're that French kid staying with the dorkheads... Smiths next door. 517 00:47:35,340 --> 00:47:37,430 We're neighbors. 518 00:47:39,550 --> 00:47:40,980 Me Lane. 519 00:47:42,620 --> 00:47:44,050 Monique Junet. 520 00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,280 I can't believe you're here tonight 521 00:47:48,650 --> 00:47:52,720 Who told me dreams don't work out great 522 00:47:52,790 --> 00:47:54,730 You do speak English, don't you? 523 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,160 That's okay. I don't speak French. 524 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,770 I had no idea where you'd gotten off to. 525 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:11,780 You shouldn't make me worry. 526 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:19,510 I see you've made Monique's... acquaintance. 527 00:48:19,590 --> 00:48:23,390 A number of times, yes. She's a delightful girl with a firm grip. 528 00:48:23,460 --> 00:48:27,590 Mother will pick us up at the entrance of the school. 529 00:48:27,660 --> 00:48:29,890 She'll be very disappointed if we aren't right... 530 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,490 at the entrance of the school. 531 00:48:32,570 --> 00:48:36,660 Tell you what. Why don't you wait in the front of the school? 532 00:48:36,740 --> 00:48:39,260 And when Mom gets here, you have her honk the old horn. 533 00:48:39,340 --> 00:48:42,800 Monique and I would like to continue our conversation. 534 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,280 You should not upset Mother... 535 00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:46,780 ever. 536 00:48:52,490 --> 00:48:54,920 I guess people do a lot of handshaking in France. 537 00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:03,280 I wanted to let you know there's an opening on the water ballet team. 538 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,490 I can make a call if you want. Come on. 539 00:49:08,030 --> 00:49:10,590 All right. Studs and babes with Roy! 540 00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,370 Why aren't you with Ricky? 541 00:49:17,180 --> 00:49:19,440 Well, nice meeting you. 542 00:49:19,510 --> 00:49:20,950 Good night. 543 00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:26,010 Why weren't you there as I told you? 544 00:49:26,090 --> 00:49:28,520 - I told her, Mom. - I know. 545 00:49:28,590 --> 00:49:30,520 Don't you understand English? 546 00:49:30,590 --> 00:49:31,990 Bye. 547 00:49:49,210 --> 00:49:51,540 Two dollars. 548 00:49:56,380 --> 00:49:58,320 Two dollars. 549 00:50:02,390 --> 00:50:04,320 - Two dollars. - Two dollars. 550 00:50:26,250 --> 00:50:28,580 Keys! 551 00:50:42,190 --> 00:50:44,960 Hi. How was your date? 552 00:50:45,030 --> 00:50:47,060 They're out there. They're after me. 553 00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:19,830 Happy New Year. 554 00:51:46,660 --> 00:51:49,460 - Honey, where's Lane? - He just came in. 555 00:51:49,530 --> 00:51:52,120 He went skiing this morning with Charles De Mar. 556 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,200 I think he's in the shower. 557 00:51:55,100 --> 00:51:58,160 In me, you see 558 00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:03,000 A man alone 559 00:52:05,540 --> 00:52:07,940 What's taking him so long? 560 00:52:08,010 --> 00:52:11,810 It's his first day at work. I don't want him to be late. 561 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,250 A man who listens 562 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:19,310 To the trembling of the trees 563 00:52:19,390 --> 00:52:23,490 With sentimental ease 564 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,260 In me, you see 565 00:52:29,330 --> 00:52:34,030 A man alone 566 00:52:34,110 --> 00:52:36,840 Behind the wall 567 00:52:36,910 --> 00:52:41,500 He's learned to call his own 568 00:52:41,580 --> 00:52:45,070 A man who still goes 569 00:52:45,150 --> 00:52:47,550 Walkin' in the rain 570 00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:54,720 - Expecting love again - You better... 571 00:53:15,210 --> 00:53:18,650 - So you're Al Myer's kid. - Yes, I am. 572 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:22,780 - You look pretty stupid to me. - Thank you. 573 00:53:22,850 --> 00:53:27,880 Let's see if you have any brains. First you take the meat. 574 00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,480 - You understand? - Yeah. 575 00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:33,360 Then you pat it in the pig mold. 576 00:53:33,430 --> 00:53:37,200 - Push it in the pig mold. - This is a push. 577 00:53:37,270 --> 00:53:39,200 This is a pat. 578 00:53:39,270 --> 00:53:42,900 Then take the pig mold and put it on the tray. 579 00:53:42,970 --> 00:53:45,530 Now put on this hat. 580 00:53:45,610 --> 00:53:47,540 See that sign up there? 581 00:53:47,610 --> 00:53:50,580 You wear it with pride. Put it on! 582 00:53:56,250 --> 00:53:59,280 You gotta have pride and class in this business. Understand? 583 00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:00,790 Now... 584 00:54:04,460 --> 00:54:06,090 What's that? 585 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,330 Those are the keys to this establishment. 586 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:12,000 I want you in here at 6:00 a.m. Saturday morning. 587 00:54:12,070 --> 00:54:15,900 This place has to be mopped up before the breakfast crew get here. 588 00:54:15,970 --> 00:54:18,100 - Roger. - All right. 589 00:54:19,540 --> 00:54:21,640 - Where you goin'? - I'm gonna go wash my hands. 590 00:54:21,710 --> 00:54:25,110 - I gotta mold and pat. - Wash your hands on your own time. 591 00:54:25,180 --> 00:54:27,120 - Now, get to work. - Yes, sir. 592 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:30,810 - Fat pig. - What? 593 00:54:30,890 --> 00:54:32,480 Pat. Pat pig. 594 00:54:53,650 --> 00:54:55,580 Everybody wants some. 595 00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:03,310 I'll show you what everybody wants. 596 00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,460 They call me mad! Mad! Mad! 597 00:55:10,530 --> 00:55:12,460 Me, a fool? 598 00:56:02,380 --> 00:56:04,440 It's alive! 599 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,590 Oh, yeah 600 00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:17,900 Yeah, yeah 601 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:27,070 You can't get romantic on a subway line 602 00:56:29,770 --> 00:56:31,210 Conductor don't like it 603 00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,800 Says you're wastin' your time 604 00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:39,010 But everybody wants some 605 00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:41,380 I want some too 606 00:56:42,590 --> 00:56:45,320 Everybody wants some 607 00:56:45,390 --> 00:56:47,320 Baby, how 'bout you 608 00:56:47,390 --> 00:56:50,290 Yeah, yeah, yeah 609 00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:53,760 I seen a lot of people lookin' for a moonbeam 610 00:56:56,500 --> 00:57:01,170 Yeah, ya spent a lot Ya got lost in the jet stream 611 00:57:02,510 --> 00:57:07,100 Everybody wants some I want some too 612 00:57:13,550 --> 00:57:15,490 Oops. 613 00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:34,570 Lookin' really good today, buddy. 614 00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:36,570 Lookin' real good. 615 00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:40,710 Goon. 616 00:57:48,420 --> 00:57:49,850 All right. 617 00:57:52,290 --> 00:57:53,450 This is it. 618 00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:12,140 - Look, Barney, a falling star. - Yeah. 619 00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:16,010 - Let's make a wish. - A wish? 620 00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:18,480 If you wish on a falling star, your wish will come true. 621 00:58:18,550 --> 00:58:21,420 No kiddin'? 622 00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:27,090 - What did you wish for, Betty? - Can't tell ya. 623 00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:29,090 It would spoil the wish. 624 00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:32,100 - Don't tell me your wish either. - I won't. 625 00:58:33,570 --> 00:58:37,830 Hey there. I know this is awkward, me being a cartoon and all. 626 00:58:37,900 --> 00:58:41,800 I was just wondering how you'd feel if I took out Beth. 627 00:59:08,830 --> 00:59:10,270 Matches. 628 00:59:12,100 --> 00:59:15,440 Where have you been? We've all been waiting for you. 629 00:59:15,510 --> 00:59:18,440 You come and sit right down here. 630 00:59:21,980 --> 00:59:24,780 - Have you met Monique? - Hi. 631 00:59:24,850 --> 00:59:30,580 Now, in honor of our special guest, I've created "Dinner Mon Dieu." 632 00:59:30,660 --> 00:59:33,560 First we have... 633 00:59:33,630 --> 00:59:36,820 "Fraunch" fries. 634 00:59:36,900 --> 00:59:39,060 And... 635 00:59:39,130 --> 00:59:41,060 "Fraunch" dressing. 636 00:59:43,030 --> 00:59:46,630 And "Fraunch" bread. 637 00:59:46,700 --> 00:59:49,140 And to drink... ta-da! 638 00:59:49,210 --> 00:59:51,140 "Peru." 639 00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:58,640 You really do go to the outer limits to make an impression. 640 01:00:02,290 --> 01:00:05,420 Monique, enjoying your stay in our town? 641 01:00:07,930 --> 01:00:12,330 I say, are enjoying your stay in our town? 642 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:15,160 - She doesn't speak English, Dad. - Of course she does. 643 01:00:16,430 --> 01:00:19,130 - Are you enjoying your stay... - It's no good, Al. 644 01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,360 - She don't speak a word. - Wait a minute. 645 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:24,770 I thought foreign exchange students had to speak some English. 646 01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:27,940 Well, as we're discovering around our household... 647 01:00:28,010 --> 01:00:31,880 you don't need words to speak the international language. 648 01:00:31,950 --> 01:00:34,110 Right, Ricky? 649 01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:39,210 The international language. 650 01:00:41,260 --> 01:00:46,160 You know... love. 651 01:00:46,230 --> 01:00:48,860 The language of love. 652 01:00:48,930 --> 01:00:51,830 I think Monique and our little Ricky have a regular... 653 01:00:51,900 --> 01:00:54,700 cross-continental romance brewing here. 654 01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:59,210 - Him? And her? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 655 01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:01,210 That makes sense. 656 01:01:06,950 --> 01:01:09,820 What does that mean? 657 01:01:09,890 --> 01:01:12,250 I think she wants to use the bathroom. 658 01:01:13,790 --> 01:01:19,560 It's down the hall, second door on the left. 659 01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:27,700 Jennifer, this is fabulous liqueur. 660 01:01:28,510 --> 01:01:33,340 Reminds me of the moonshine Ricky's dead pappy used to make. 661 01:01:33,410 --> 01:01:36,900 - God bless him. - Mrs. Smith! No! Wait! 662 01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:44,610 I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. Doctor said she'll be okay. 663 01:01:44,690 --> 01:01:48,320 I guess she just won't be able to eat any spicy foods for a while. 664 01:01:56,470 --> 01:01:58,230 Not now. 665 01:02:01,310 --> 01:02:04,470 - What do they want? - They want a race. 666 01:02:05,580 --> 01:02:10,910 - Lane Myer, the kid from Greendale. - Here's a good example. 667 01:02:10,980 --> 01:02:13,640 - I don't know. - Brothers. One speaks no English. 668 01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:17,120 The other learned English from watching the Wide World of Sports. 669 01:02:17,190 --> 01:02:19,210 You tell me which is better... speaking no English at all... 670 01:02:19,290 --> 01:02:22,230 or speaking Howard Cosell. 671 01:02:22,290 --> 01:02:27,360 The chances seem slim that this once-great has the nerve... 672 01:02:27,430 --> 01:02:29,630 the desire to win, that he once had. 673 01:02:29,700 --> 01:02:33,000 You must obey the proper speed limits. A car is not a toy. 674 01:02:40,710 --> 01:02:43,940 - We'll take these guys! - It's a close race. 675 01:02:44,020 --> 01:02:47,310 Myer takes the lead. This could go in Myer's favor. 676 01:02:47,390 --> 01:02:50,180 You're exceeding the speed limit. Lane Myer, slow down. 677 01:02:54,030 --> 01:02:58,290 Myer takes the lead. This could go in Myer's favor. 678 01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:00,590 It looks very, very close. 679 01:03:30,030 --> 01:03:33,390 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Ricky's dead. 680 01:03:33,460 --> 01:03:36,990 Ricky, are you dead? I think he's dead. Monique. 681 01:03:37,070 --> 01:03:39,000 Monique, I'm sorry. 682 01:03:54,050 --> 01:03:56,180 I'm telling my mom. 683 01:04:10,430 --> 01:04:12,370 See you later. 684 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:16,300 Ever since I got my license, those kamikaze pilots have been after me. 685 01:04:16,370 --> 01:04:18,540 If I only had my Camaro running. If I had my Camaro running... 686 01:04:18,610 --> 01:04:21,010 I would blow those boys off the street... vroom. 687 01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:24,010 That thing goes so fast. It's got an engine... 688 01:04:48,870 --> 01:04:50,810 Looks good, huh? 689 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:54,070 I guess after my mom's cooking, you'll probably tolerate anything. 690 01:04:54,150 --> 01:04:56,710 Have a Ding Dong. They're good. 691 01:04:57,780 --> 01:04:59,980 There they are. 692 01:05:10,130 --> 01:05:12,650 Don't get me wrong. My mom means well, she really does. 693 01:05:12,730 --> 01:05:16,060 Cooking's her new thing. She cooks all the time now. 694 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:20,600 - It's better than it used to be. - Hey! Buenos días. 695 01:05:27,140 --> 01:05:30,010 I stopped by to tell you I'm gonna be picking a new captain... 696 01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:31,980 for the ski team on Sunday. 697 01:05:32,050 --> 01:05:36,820 All you gotta do to be captain, Myer, is beat me. 698 01:05:36,890 --> 01:05:41,090 The tryouts won't be the same if you're not there, champ. 699 01:05:44,030 --> 01:05:47,400 So what are you and Myer talking about? 700 01:05:47,470 --> 01:05:49,460 Is he telling you what a great lover he is? 701 01:05:49,530 --> 01:05:52,870 She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak "imbecile." 702 01:05:55,610 --> 01:06:00,480 There's one language I speak that all women understand. 703 01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:03,710 Just ask your last girlfriend. 704 01:06:03,780 --> 01:06:06,410 Would you like to learn some new words? 705 01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:08,420 Shit! Stupid! 706 01:06:10,820 --> 01:06:13,480 - What's going on here? - Nothing! 707 01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:17,080 Myer's new frog girlfriend here is just as much of a clod as he is. 708 01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:21,060 Hold on. You think you're such a big tough guy because you're captain. 709 01:06:21,130 --> 01:06:24,030 The truth is, I could out-ski you any day of the week. 710 01:06:24,170 --> 01:06:26,070 - Really? - You want a race, I'll take you on. 711 01:06:26,140 --> 01:06:29,110 - Yeah, I'm sure. - From the K-12, champ. 712 01:06:30,740 --> 01:06:33,110 - Chicken? - What did you say? 713 01:06:33,180 --> 01:06:37,980 - Anytime. You name it. - You're diggin' your own grave. 714 01:06:38,050 --> 01:06:39,810 No one has to know. Just me and you. 715 01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:42,480 Sunday. High noon. 716 01:06:42,550 --> 01:06:44,890 You're on. 717 01:06:49,590 --> 01:06:53,260 This just in. Lane Myer will be racing Roy Stalin... 718 01:06:53,330 --> 01:06:56,630 down K-12 this Sunday at noon. 719 01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:08,440 I must be brain-damaged. I'm gonna race. I'm gonna lose. 720 01:07:08,510 --> 01:07:10,450 And I'm gonna die. 721 01:07:12,980 --> 01:07:16,920 That? Is my car. The Camaro. 722 01:07:16,990 --> 01:07:20,790 Remember? I was telling you about it before? It doesn't work. 723 01:07:20,860 --> 01:07:25,120 My little brother, he's building a space shuttle out of appliances. 724 01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:28,460 That thing's going to work. I can't get that out of the driveway. 725 01:07:35,210 --> 01:07:37,970 I'll talk to you later. I gotta go. 726 01:08:01,300 --> 01:08:03,930 Smitty? Yo, Smitty! 727 01:08:07,570 --> 01:08:10,670 How's it going? Here's the ski you called about. 728 01:08:10,740 --> 01:08:13,040 My God. What happened to you? You're all mangled. 729 01:08:13,110 --> 01:08:16,270 - You get hit by a truck? - I was trying to ski the K-12. 730 01:08:16,350 --> 01:08:19,440 After the Olympics, everything looked so damned easy. 731 01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:23,250 You gotta be a real moron to try to ski that run, you know? 732 01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:25,550 Yeah. 733 01:08:26,620 --> 01:08:29,590 - Charge it. - Have a nice day. 734 01:08:33,660 --> 01:08:36,360 This is as bad as it will ever get. 735 01:08:48,180 --> 01:08:51,980 I want my two dollars! Two dollars! 736 01:08:52,050 --> 01:08:55,450 I want my two dollars! Two dollars! 737 01:09:00,090 --> 01:09:02,150 I want my two dollars! 738 01:09:17,870 --> 01:09:20,140 No! I can't swim! 739 01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:49,870 Something wrong, Monique? 740 01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:56,210 Nice talking to you. 741 01:09:57,250 --> 01:09:59,810 Hell, yes, something is wrong! 742 01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:04,080 This, how you say, "dorkhead"... 743 01:10:04,150 --> 01:10:06,320 is an unleashed sex fiend. 744 01:10:06,390 --> 01:10:08,920 Look. He will not leave me alone. He thinks because I stay here... 745 01:10:08,990 --> 01:10:13,290 I am his love goddess, his prostrate. 746 01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:15,330 No. Prostitute. 747 01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:19,430 Holy shit. You big faker. You speak English. 748 01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:23,300 But of course I speak English. I speak very good English. 749 01:10:24,370 --> 01:10:27,310 I will not, however, speak Mrs. Smith's... 750 01:10:28,450 --> 01:10:34,040 international language of love with this reptilian son. 751 01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:37,280 Well, honk my hooter! 752 01:10:37,350 --> 01:10:40,650 I don't believe it. You've understood everything we've said? 753 01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:44,250 Look, Lane. If you were living with a family like that... 754 01:10:44,330 --> 01:10:47,760 the less you spoke, the happier you would be, I promise you. 755 01:10:47,830 --> 01:10:50,030 God, I never thought of that. 756 01:10:50,100 --> 01:10:53,130 I thought if Casanova and I had nothing to say to each other... 757 01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:56,200 he'd get bored, go away. 758 01:10:56,270 --> 01:11:00,470 Instead, he used it as a chance to put his testicles all over me. 759 01:11:00,540 --> 01:11:02,570 His what? 760 01:11:02,650 --> 01:11:06,510 How you say... octopus, testicles? 761 01:11:06,580 --> 01:11:09,850 Tentacles. "N-t." Tentacles. 762 01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:12,910 - Tentacles. - There's a big difference. 763 01:11:12,990 --> 01:11:17,930 All I want is to come to the States and see Dodger Stadium. 764 01:11:20,900 --> 01:11:24,770 Now all I see is that... that face in my door every time I move. 765 01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:30,500 Dodgers, huh? I notice you have a pretty good pitching arm. 766 01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:34,670 What else is there that is of interest in the States... 767 01:11:34,740 --> 01:11:36,770 but the Brooklyn Dodgers? 768 01:11:37,550 --> 01:11:40,980 I don't know. You might find a nice friend. 769 01:11:42,650 --> 01:11:45,490 You do have friends in France? 770 01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:48,150 You know... friend. 771 01:11:49,330 --> 01:11:51,660 Friend. 772 01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:58,000 - Then you will not tell? - That you're a Dodgers fan? 773 01:11:58,070 --> 01:12:01,160 No. That I speak English. 774 01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:03,870 - Cross my heart and hope to die. - Do you? 775 01:12:05,310 --> 01:12:08,210 Not at the moment. 776 01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:10,910 What are you doin' out here? Do you know what time it is? 777 01:12:10,980 --> 01:12:13,250 Get in here before you catch your death. 778 01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:15,250 Jesus. 779 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:21,880 You are my friend. Good night. 780 01:12:23,130 --> 01:12:25,320 Good luck. 781 01:12:27,030 --> 01:12:29,830 Is that Myer boy bothering you? 782 01:12:29,900 --> 01:12:32,840 Little Ricky's been lookin' all over for you. 783 01:12:32,900 --> 01:12:35,700 We've been worried sick. 784 01:12:45,380 --> 01:12:46,820 Damn. 785 01:13:20,650 --> 01:13:22,950 Hello? Hello? 786 01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:31,050 No, thanks. I already had breakfast. What are you doing to my car? 787 01:13:32,190 --> 01:13:34,720 What are you doing to my Camaro? 788 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:38,630 Monique, what are you doing to my car? It's already screwed up. 789 01:13:38,700 --> 01:13:40,930 - "Screwed up"? - Yeah. Very. 790 01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:52,050 You got my car running! You brought my car back from the dead. 791 01:13:52,110 --> 01:13:53,840 - From the dead? - Yeah. 792 01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:58,680 - Not entirely. - Can you put that back in? 793 01:13:58,750 --> 01:14:01,190 Together? Where it goes? 794 01:14:01,260 --> 01:14:03,590 If I cannot, I am sure you will. 795 01:14:04,730 --> 01:14:07,850 I have a great fear of tools. I once made a birdhouse in wood shop... 796 01:14:07,930 --> 01:14:10,120 and the Fair Housing Committee condemned it. 797 01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:12,890 "I cannot do it" is your middle name. 798 01:14:12,970 --> 01:14:16,030 Come. Help me push this into the garage. 799 01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:21,640 I think you're kind of remarkable. How'd you learn to do all this? 800 01:15:23,100 --> 01:15:25,830 Some things are not that hard to understand, Lane. 801 01:15:26,740 --> 01:15:30,200 Like you, for instance. You think of these ways of killing yourself... 802 01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:32,270 yet you never do it. 803 01:15:32,350 --> 01:15:36,040 - Why is this? - Isn't that kind of personal? 804 01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:41,890 But I told you the sordid details of my intimate sex life with Ricky. 805 01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:45,480 I just figured you could explain this dramatic death wish. 806 01:15:48,660 --> 01:15:51,390 I used to go out with this girl named Beth. 807 01:15:52,470 --> 01:15:57,270 I really thought I loved her, and she dumped me. 808 01:15:57,340 --> 01:16:00,210 And I guess I thought I couldn't live without her or something. 809 01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:04,610 You would die to get the attention of this woman? 810 01:16:06,250 --> 01:16:08,770 You know, Lane, there are better ways of getting attention. 811 01:16:08,850 --> 01:16:13,450 Yeah. When she dumped me, she dumped me for this real slimebag... 812 01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:16,250 a guy named Stalin. 813 01:16:19,430 --> 01:16:23,420 I race Stalin tomorrow. Oh, my God. I have to get to a cave right now. 814 01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:25,590 No. This is what I speak of. 815 01:16:25,670 --> 01:16:29,730 This is good way of getting this attention, when we beat him. 816 01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:33,170 - Beat him? I can't beat him. - Yes! 817 01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:36,400 I think all you need is a small taste of success. 818 01:16:36,480 --> 01:16:39,070 You will find it suits you. 819 01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:41,670 Step up. 820 01:18:57,020 --> 01:18:58,780 One minute. 821 01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:10,830 Voilà. 822 01:19:27,180 --> 01:19:29,310 Hold that thought. 823 01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:32,920 I got these for Christmas. 824 01:19:36,020 --> 01:19:38,620 Bon appétit. 825 01:19:40,530 --> 01:19:43,790 Monique, I just wanted to thank you for everything. 826 01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:48,430 Merci buckets. 827 01:19:52,910 --> 01:19:55,380 Wait. I forgot the most important thing. 828 01:20:52,670 --> 01:20:55,900 Look at this! How am I supposed to live through this? 829 01:20:57,170 --> 01:21:01,040 All you've got to do is go that way really fast. 830 01:21:01,110 --> 01:21:04,670 If something gets in your way, turn. 831 01:21:06,450 --> 01:21:09,080 Watch. It's no sweat. 832 01:21:31,140 --> 01:21:32,830 Now you! 833 01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:38,410 Hell, if you can do it... 834 01:22:17,990 --> 01:22:19,850 Lane, are you all right? 835 01:22:23,260 --> 01:22:25,350 You're mad about me, aren't you? 836 01:22:26,860 --> 01:22:30,700 I'm okay, really. Nothing's broken. It's just a little... Thank you. 837 01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:41,360 I'm telling you, practically everybody in the state of Northern California... 838 01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:46,870 is around this particular mountain waiting to see one Lane Myer... 839 01:23:46,940 --> 01:23:52,380 tackle this totally untamed slope, dead or alive. 840 01:23:52,450 --> 01:23:56,280 So get the lead out. That is all. 841 01:24:05,730 --> 01:24:09,130 - Well, I guess this is it. - Please hurry. 842 01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:13,530 We have unfinished business. Do not forget. 843 01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:18,470 - Language lessons. - You gonna teach me French? 844 01:24:18,540 --> 01:24:21,270 The international language. 845 01:24:27,220 --> 01:24:29,150 Kick his ass. 846 01:24:37,660 --> 01:24:39,090 Shit! 847 01:24:55,710 --> 01:24:59,240 I want my two dollars! 848 01:25:00,780 --> 01:25:02,440 Oh, my God. 849 01:25:08,820 --> 01:25:09,760 Two dollars! 850 01:25:12,590 --> 01:25:16,090 - I want my two dollars! - Of course the guy chickened out. 851 01:25:16,160 --> 01:25:20,460 He's just a geek. Listen, the wet wimp ain't gonna show up. 852 01:25:20,540 --> 01:25:23,730 Of course not. So what do you want us to do? Pack it up? 853 01:25:23,810 --> 01:25:27,000 I tell you what. While I'm up here, might as well break one more record. 854 01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:29,640 - We'll set the synchros for ya. - Ten-four. 855 01:25:29,710 --> 01:25:31,910 Spencer, we're gonna send Roy down alone. 856 01:25:31,980 --> 01:25:35,940 - Looks like Myer is not gonna show. - Count me down. 857 01:25:37,050 --> 01:25:41,220 - Myer, you don't know when to quit. - Myer's on the hill! 858 01:25:44,560 --> 01:25:46,530 - Two dollars! - Go! 859 01:25:52,070 --> 01:25:53,030 Go! 860 01:26:00,910 --> 01:26:04,310 - He's skiing on one ski! - What? 861 01:26:10,350 --> 01:26:14,080 Two dollars! Two dollars! 862 01:26:15,490 --> 01:26:18,860 - There's something following them. - What? 863 01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:25,590 Two dollars! 864 01:26:29,170 --> 01:26:30,930 I want my two dollars! 865 01:26:33,410 --> 01:26:35,740 - I want my two dollars! - Not now. 866 01:26:35,810 --> 01:26:37,610 Two dollars! 867 01:26:38,510 --> 01:26:43,710 Get out of here! Get lost! Get out of here. Take a hike, brat. 868 01:27:00,330 --> 01:27:01,930 Two dollars. 869 01:27:43,980 --> 01:27:45,810 They're coming out of the woods! 870 01:27:49,820 --> 01:27:54,410 Come on, little buckaroo! Come on! 871 01:28:46,040 --> 01:28:50,500 You fiend! Man, you're the hottest thing since sunburn! 872 01:28:53,850 --> 01:28:56,840 - Nice try. - Get lost. 873 01:28:56,920 --> 01:28:59,680 Lane, you really are the best. 874 01:29:09,300 --> 01:29:12,660 - We've been worried about you. - What are you doing up here? 875 01:29:12,730 --> 01:29:15,170 Do you know how long a drive it is to get here? 876 01:29:15,240 --> 01:29:17,100 Get her skis. We're goin' home. 877 01:29:18,570 --> 01:29:20,730 Excuse me. 878 01:29:21,810 --> 01:29:26,210 This was a sublime metamorphosis of the Lane Myer... 879 01:29:26,280 --> 01:29:28,840 I think the crowds were expecting to see here... 880 01:29:28,920 --> 01:29:31,410 at Brody Mountain today. 881 01:29:31,490 --> 01:29:34,680 Perhaps you can tell us what brought on... 882 01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:37,190 such an enchanting, exhilarating fate? 883 01:29:38,190 --> 01:29:40,130 Language lessons. 884 01:29:45,100 --> 01:29:46,690 Language lessons. 885 01:29:47,840 --> 01:29:52,360 Inspired words from a man who knows how to ski. 886 01:29:52,440 --> 01:29:54,770 You're nothing but a little tramp, you know. 887 01:29:54,840 --> 01:29:58,680 I don't know what Ricky even sees in you. 888 01:29:58,750 --> 01:30:00,770 - What are you doing with her? - She's coming with me. 889 01:30:00,850 --> 01:30:02,750 - She's coming with us. - Wrong. 890 01:30:02,820 --> 01:30:06,310 You would be wise to do as Mother says, Myer. 891 01:30:06,390 --> 01:30:08,820 Do something to him. 892 01:30:20,700 --> 01:30:22,400 Son of a bitch! 893 01:30:24,570 --> 01:30:26,630 Come on, honey! Nail the sucker! 894 01:30:28,080 --> 01:30:30,840 What are you doing to him? 895 01:30:30,910 --> 01:30:34,110 Come on. That's a boy. 896 01:30:40,690 --> 01:30:42,620 Come on. 897 01:31:59,630 --> 01:32:01,970 Ricky, where are you going? 68616

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