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Um, excuse me.

How are you? I'm just wondering what kind of drink you have right there.

Um, that's a macchiato.

I'm sorry, it was what? I couldn't hear you. A macchiato.

Oh, it was a macchiato.

I've never had a macchiato. Is it good?

It's okay?

Is it something you would maybe recommend?

Okay,

because I'm kind of new around here.

I've never seen this place before, so I didn't know if, you know.

If it's good or not.

Is that a croissant as well?

Yes. Okay.

I'm sorry, am I bugging you? Are you waiting for somebody?

I'm just enjoying the day by myself.

Okay. Do you mind if I sit down?

Okay.

So you said that's a good drink?

Yeah.

Are you from here?

No.

You're not from here? Oh, so are you a tourist as well?

Yeah.

Are you texting like a boyfriend or something?

Excuse me, why are you asking me all these questions?

I'm sorry. I'm just...

Bored. Actually, I'm sorry. I'm here visiting a friend and they kind of went

work and just kind of had the day, you know, funnest off and just a little,

a third day, you know, and it's kind of like... Kind of boring.

Maybe you should go to a coffee.

Go to Macchiato. Yeah, you said that's good? Yeah.

Maybe I'll do that.

Oh, I'm sorry. My name's Lou.

I'm Ivy.

You're Ivy. All right. Very nice to meet you. I can't say it's nice to meet you.

Really? Mm -hmm.

I'm sorry. Have I offended you?

It's a little weird to see you just come and ask me questions out of the blue.

Oh, I'm sorry. No, I mean, where I come from, it's very, like, people are, like,

friendly. I found that down here. That's nice.

I don't know.

Do you, um, so you're just texting a friend, or?

Yep.

Okay.

How long are you in town for?

Did you come here just like a boyfriend or a friend or a girlfriend or?

Not a question. It's somebody I just met.

Sorry.

So we're not friends. Are you trying to tell me we're not friends? No.

Wow, that kind of hurts, actually.

I'm sorry.

Do you have, like, too many friends, and you just can't take another friend or

something? Like, I'm kind of lost here.

This is just not the way I usually meet friends. How do you meet people?

That's what I don't understand. Like, all right, can I be honest with you?

I mean, you're very pretty, and it's...

hard for guys to approach women.

So I just figured I don't, I'm not a first.

I do live here.

And I just thought you were pretty.

And you don't care about anything that I'm saying right now, do you?

I'm a film student. I film everything.

And I'm very friendly. I have an open, friendly, outgoing personality.

I can tell.

Apparently you don't because you're just sitting there on your phone just

chatting away like any millennial now who can't have a conversation with

that are sitting right in front of him.

I'll throw the zinger right back at you. It's okay. You have a pretty smile.

Do you take compliments or are you a cold -hearted bitch who can't take

compliments?

Wow.

I mean, we're just getting real, right?

Do you mind if I just enjoy...

my croissant and my coffee and have a little bit of alone time. Wow, so you're

just going to kick me out, huh?

Yeah.

Go get a coffee, go see how delicious it tastes.

So I can't have yours?

No. What?

Do you have a pretty smile? You should smile more, you know? And then maybe you

can text me your number and then you can be texting me instead of texting

someone else.

Oh, that.

Okay, I'm sure your friends are going to be out of work soon. So go get a coffee

and maybe go meet them. And I'm just going to enjoy my day by myself.

Did somebody ruin something for you?

Do you hate men? Are you a lesbian?

That's kind of a personal question for you to be asking me. Excuse me, who are

you?

I'm nobody. I'll admit it.

But can I just please have my day to myself? Like, I obviously don't have

anybody sitting in that chair for a reason, so you really don't belong

You know what?

I can take the hint. I apologize for ruining your day.

You can go ahead and keep being on your social media accounts or whatever you

girls do.

Okay.

Bye.

Okay, so...

I figured.

Excuse you.

I obviously told you to go.

Well, I did, and I actually went and I got a coffee, and to be quite honest

you, it's kind of crap.

I didn't really ask you to come back and drink the coffee with me, did I?

You didn't, but you know what?

You're kind of a challenge, and I kind of like that.

I'm digging this.

Just don't throw hot coffee at me. Okay, I'm not looking for somebody to dig me.

I'm just enjoying a day by myself, so.

But it's a challenge.

Okay, well, go find another one.

I'm telling you, something happened, and I'd like to know possibly what

happened.

Are you texting your boyfriend? Who are you texting right now?

Why do you need to know that? I'm not going to discuss that with you.

So you have a boyfriend. That's basically what you're telling me. You

boyfriend. That's none of your business. I'm not going to discuss my personal

life with you.

But we're friends now. We're not friends. We shook hands.

We told each other our names. Okay.

We've exchanged pleasantries.

All right.

We definitely are.

All right.

Is he like some big, muscular, black dude that's going to come beat my ass

now or something? Maybe he is.

Maybe he is. So you're in the black guy.

Is there something wrong with that?

There's nothing wrong.

I'm not racist. I didn't say there's anything wrong with that.

I have a lot of black friends. I'm just wondering.

You didn't exactly say no.

So do you have a boyfriend?

No boyfriend.

No boyfriend.

Huh? How about if I start asking you questions?

Where do you live? All about that.

Live right around the corner.

I'll tell you what.

Why don't I make it...

Here, you know what? Here.

I'd like to become friends, but it looks like I'm going to have to, you know.

What if I give you $20?

Are you crazy?

What am I crazy for?

$20 just to tell me to have a boyfriend. I don't need your money.

What?

What?

You should become a therapist then if you want.

I'm just looking. Look, I'm trying to be a nice guy. I'm trying to buy you

coffee when you're Danish.

I bought my own coffee, so I paid for it. Thank you. $20 just to... No.

It's ridiculous.

It's ridiculous.

Alright.

Okay, look.

$40 is to tell me if you have a boyfriend.

Isn't that alright?

$40.

Tell me if you have a boyfriend.

No.

You're crazy. Can you believe this grocery?

Dude, can you believe this grocery?

What do you want?

Okay, fine.

I'll tell you.

It's the one question I'm going to answer to you.

Yes, I have a boyfriend.

Get my money now.

Thanks. So you do have a boyfriend. Can you go now?

I answered your question.

Are we done?

I don't think you want to be done.

I'm done. I think you like this game. I haven't done a long time ago. I think

you like this game. No, I don't.

I kind of do.

So you have a boyfriend.

Like a long -term boyfriend? You've been dating him for a while?

Is he good in bed?

He's not. He sucks.

He is not good in bed, is he?

It is written all over your face.

He does not give you good dick.

Dude, I nailed it. I nailed it.

Does he just come too quick or what does he do?

I'm guessing. I'm going to tell you.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Another $40. What do I look like? I'm just supposed to take your money for

questions? Like, what is wrong with you? What?

This is easy.

Do you work or do you go to school or what do you do?

Why do I need to tell you that so you can stalk me and do this again? I don't

know what school or what place of work you work at. I'm just asking you a

general question.

Here, you know what?

$20. Do you work or go to school?

There you go.

Easy. How do you want to know?

I like to ask questions, and I have money, so I like to share it.

Do you work or go to school? Twenty bucks.

You've got to answer it, though. Are you going to leave me alone if I... No,

definitely not. You've got to answer it.

Fine, I go to school.

Thank you.

There you go. Are we done yet?

Two questions. What do you do? Do you go to school for sexual education, or what

do you do?

Is it inappropriate for me to say that you are very well developed?

You are definitely crossing the line. Please leave.

Would your boyfriend be mad at me if I was asking these types of questions? Are

you kidding? Like this creeper that came to sit at my table and you're like

talking about my parts and asking me to answer questions? Like you're literally

a stalker.

I'm not stuck. I don't have any restraining orders. I've never been...

don't have one now, but you might after this conversation.

Do you like money at least?

I mean, what the hell?

I'm getting you to smile and you're laughing. Does your boyfriend make you

laugh? You're so ridiculous. So he comes too quickly and he doesn't make you

laugh. That's what it is, right? No.

I've hit the jackpot.

I've hit the jackpot.

So all I'm trying to do is I'm trying to give you more money.

And just have some fun with you and just be playful. This isn't fun.

Does it look like I'm having fun?

I don't know. You were smiling.

You were smiling.

You have a very nice... That's awesome. That's awesome. But you can go check out

other girls. Why isn't he? Why can't I enjoy my nice day by myself?

You can.

You have the whole day after we get done talking.

Please go.

Okay, please.

I've answered your question. Is he the first guy you've ever had sex with? I've

answered your question. Is he the first guy you've ever had sex with? Is that

why you're so attached to him? I don't want to answer it anymore.

Take the buck, and you tell me if you lost your virginity today.

I'm not, I'm definitely not going to tell you that. Like, there's no amount

money that I'd like. No.

You can lie to me. You can lie to me right now. You can lie to me.

Maybe.

Hey, that's my therapist time that I'll have if I want to. But right now, it's

$100 and you can lie to me.

You can take it.

$100. You lose your virginity.

No,

I'm not going to lie to you.

Quit. $100.

I know you're thinking about it. No, I did not leave my virginity to him.

Thank you again.

So you're a big slut? Please leave now.

I'm joking. No, you have to get out of here. You have to get out of here. Okay,

hold on. No, no.

This is it. Real quick.

Have you ever...

Have you ever done anything slutty? Stop.

Just a little slutty. What a look at the whore you think you are.

You're asking me all these questions. What's wrong with you?

I'm just going to be blunt.

I'm a big whore.

Great for you. But I'm not going to talk to you about this. It's ridiculous.

I'll be honest with you. I'm going to cut right to the chase.

I can't even speak right now because your chest is looking so good.

I did.

I want to see your clothes.

No.

Are you fucking crazy? I'm not crazy. How do you go through those questions

then go to bed?

What do I look like?

A very pretty woman who wants to make more money because she goes to school

probably doesn't have money. Is there a sign on me saying, please give me money?

No. Okay,

when you wear stuff like that, you've got to know guys are looking. Are you

kidding me?

You do not know that guys are looking. And that is why in this world...

Women hate men because of people like you who think that.

Alright, alright. Let me get some more money.

I can see where this is going.

I'll tell you what.

Look, look.

I'm pulling out more because I know you're an expensive girl.

I know. What's your money?

I just want to see your tits met. No!

That's it. We are in a public place, right next to the nice cafe.

Look, you just kind of, just kind of, just kind of pull down, just on the

Can you go find somebody else? Like, please.

Just a, just a quick, look, just a quick little flash. No!

Like, you can go see that on the internet. Go see that on the internet.

that have to be me?

Because you have a nice cafe.

Well, great. Other girls have nice cafes, too. Just think about it. Look,

more. You're sitting here having coffee, and you probably made about 200 bucks,

or a little more.

Ten seconds.

Or five seconds.

For a hundred bucks.

Just a quick little nip. A hundred bucks.

You are absolutely ridiculous. And I just want you to leave. So I'm going to

this. So maybe you'll know you're going to leave. Like for sure.

No, I didn't know.

Hold on.

For the effort,

there's $20. For the effort, hold on, there's $20.

But I gotta, come on, I gotta see a little bit more. Just a little bit more.

There's no cameras. No one cares.

Dude, do you care? He doesn't care. Dude doesn't care.

There's people in there. They're going to see nothing.

Okay, so kind of put your chest that way just a little bit. Out to those cars

that are driving themselves.

So that the people in the pastry shop aren't.

Just give me a nice little...

There

you go.

Okay, we're done with this conversation.

That's it. I'm not sending any more body parts to die, okay?

I answered all you wanted.

Thank you.

Okay, so I lied. There's one more thing I'd like to do.

There's totally one more thing I'd like to do.

What?

If I put underneath the table...

I kind of want to see you. You're wearing a dress, right?

I just kind of want to see you, like, give me a little, a little opening,

No.

There's a little upskirt flag.

I have more money.

I don't understand how you don't have, like, a restraining order against you by

now. But I have more money.

Look,

everyone just went inside the store. No one would see us.

Watch, I'm just going to slide this underneath here.

See how easy that was? And you can just... Another $100.

I just kind of want to see what color panty fit. Are you wearing panty fit

What's wrong with you?

You really need to get a girlfriend so you can do this to her.

Not a random person. I think you kind of like taking the money. I think this is

exciting to you. I don't. I wish you would leave.

Please go.

I've asked you to go so many times. Go.

Please. After this.

Just a little. Show me the panic. After this, you're going to go.

Quite possible.

Leave me alone.

Quite possible.

Let me microponically.

Yes. Let me see it.

Let me see what?

The money? Hold on.

You gotta do it, Fern.

This time I need you to leave it open a little.

Okay. Then we're done.

Okay, great.

So this is the last one.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

So I'll tell you what. No.

No, you promised. Please, get out of here. Please.

I kind of do want to get out of here.

But I want to go somewhere a little less public.

Well, you can go do that because I'm going to enjoy my croissant and I'm

to enjoy my coffee.

Would you be up for making some more money?

No. Why can't you go ask another girl? What if there was a lot more money? No.

I've got a girl right there. What if there was a lot more money and then you

go get your boyfriend something nice? I do not want this money.

I don't.

Come on. Everyone likes money, right?

I guess.

You guess you don't like money?

I mean, yeah.

You're thinking about it, aren't you?

You are.

Do something crazy. Have fun.

Your boyfriend doesn't have to know about it. I'm not going to tell him

anything. You don't even know him.

I don't want to know him. I don't want to know him. I just want to kind of have

fun with you.

I'm not doing anything.

You don't have to do anything.

But what I'd like to do is I'd like to, like, see some of those clothes come

off.

Not right here. I'm not, I'm just right here. We don't have to do it right here.

You know what?

If you're willing, here.

Just to show you, you don't even have to do anything for this.

Just to show you I'm worth it.

Take that and just come with me around the corner.

It's a safe spot, not necessarily in public.

How do I know you're not dangerous?

Because I'm filming this. Do you think I'm going to incriminate myself?

Here, take the money. Take it, go on. Take it, everyone likes it. Take it, go

on.

And just come with me.

And I just, we don't have to do anything. I just kind of want to see you

some of those clothes off.

That better be it.

Cool.

Hey, come on, come on. You can come in.

Where are you?

What's that?

It's cool.

You're fine, you're fine. Here, come here. Open that door right there. Am I

even being here?

No, you're totally safe. Everything's alright. Are you sure?

Come here.

Don't I look like a trusting person?

I guess so.

Look,

a good friend of mine... Here, hold on.

A good friend of mine, he's a real estate agent.

Okay. And I know he's in the middle of kind of selling his house, so he leaves

this open.

Okay. So no one's here. No one lives here.

It's cool. I just checked the inside of the house. Nobody was there.

I'm safe, though, right?

Yeah, you're cool and safe.

Okay.

Here, just in case neighbors. I don't want any of this.

That's cool. You're good. Don't worry. Everything's all right.

You okay?

Yeah. Yeah.

So look.

You are like extremely pretty.

And I know I'm coming off as a complete creeper, but you see that smile?

You have a pretty smile.

A phenomenal body that I would really like to I'd really like to see more of.

Okay.

You good with that?

But I want to make sure that This is an agreement. You can look, but you can't

touch me. I mean,

I have a boyfriend. I wouldn't want to disrespect that.

I know you have a boyfriend, and, you know, it's your rules. I want you to

comfortable. Everything's cool.

But I definitely, like I said, I have more money.

Okay. And, I mean, like I said, you like, I think you like making money.

I mean, yeah, I was going to take my boyfriend on a cruise and I wasn't

sure how I was going to come up with the money. So I guess this is a good

opportunity. As long as you don't touch me, I don't touch you. You just look.

Yeah. Can we shake on it?

See, I'm touching you though. You broke your ruler already. Well, dad's touching

me. He already touched me like that at the bakery, so.

So, here, I told you I'd give you some more money.

Let me give you one more. I'll give you a hundred bucks.

But I really want to see... You're way too dressed for Florida, you

know?

Kind of hot with that sweater on. Can we take that off?

Are we going to do everything in here?

Well, the house is locked, but I know what the garage is.

And that you wanted to go somewhere less public, right? A little more private?

Yeah.

There's no one coming.

Okay. No one lives here, I promise.

That look real?

Yeah.

Are they jiggly? Can you jiggle them?

They look like they... Oh, my God.

I bet your boyfriend has a ton of fun with this.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

But yeah,

$100 gets me to at least see them, right?

Can you take that off for me?

This? Yeah.

That was kind of the plan to come back and...

Okay. So you'll get naked for me?

All right.

Oh, my

God. I'm like a

kid in a candy store and I can't even touch.

You sure?

Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Huh? No.

No.

We shook on it. You need to follow what you said.

Can I at least get a closer look?

Okay.

Are you shaved?

Um, yeah, for the most part.

Yeah.

See? Looking, not touching. Looking, not touching.

Do you like sex?

I feel like to ask questions. I apologize.

Do you like to get fucked hard?

Um...

I'm not touching, I'm just asking.

Do you like to touch yourself?

Do you ever masturbate?

The reason I'm asking is you wanted to go on that cruise, right?

I know I've given you a decent amount, but you're going to need more money to

on that cruise, right?

So, even though I can't touch...

Here's what I'd like for you to do.

I have another one. Hold on, hold on.

This one's going to be a bigger one.

This one's going to be a bigger one.

Count that for me.

See how much is there.

20, 40, 60, 80, 100, 100, 20, 40, 60, 80, 200, 240,

20, 40, 240.

240?

I want to watch you shower.

Shower? Yeah, I want you to take that skirt off.

I don't want to see you soak up those beautiful boobs of yours.

Oh, right.

See? Easy.

240 bucks to shower.

Well, you better not touch.

Huh? You better not touch, though.

But I'm trying to look like a good angel.

Have you ever done anything like this before?

I can't say I have.

I think you kind of like it.

He's ready to get in.

Oh, he's ready to get some of the water in.

Are you, are you scared?

No.

Alright.

I'm gonna, hey, I'm gonna put your money, I'm putting it right here. Don't

it. Put it right there.

Sit down.

Sit down.

I guess you already have a loop on them, so it's ready for me.

Maybe I have this thing.

How big are they?

Um, yes.

Are they, they're at least D, right?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, they're just a little bit.

Oh.

Where are you going to go? Where are you going to go? To the Bahamas?

Where are you going to go on your cruise?

I haven't picked a destination yet. No?

But look, I want to contribute more.

But again, I can't touch you, but can I watch you play with yourself?

Um... Here, here, look, look, look.

I'm putting the money right here.

Just kind of just rub yourself.

That's not, you're not cheating.

If you're touching yourself, it's not cheating.

Right? Yeah.

Okay. Do you play with yourself for me? Let me see.

Do you ever masturbate at home?

Have you ever touched

yourself while another stranger is watching?

What are you doing? Like, ew, please put that away. That's, like, so gross.

What's wrong with you?

No, you said that, you know, you didn't say anything about me touching myself.

Ew, I'm like, no.

Ew, no. Wait, you're touching yourself.

We're not touching each other.

You're not cheating.

No.

Was this a deal breaker?

What if, um...

You've never seen a guy just throw up his dick before?

Yeah, it's so weird.

Why is it weird?

It's all situations where you're only supposed to videotape and now you're

sitting here.

It's okay. Look, look. You can look at it. Look at it.

Are you looking at my penis?

No.

You are actually... Look

at you

look at it.

You want to touch it, don't you?

No. Come on, you want to touch it.

What if I give you... Here, hold on, hold on.

What if I...

What if I give you a little more money? Just touch it.

Turn the water off. Turn the water off.

Make the cruise really good. Come here. Turn the water off.

I'm going to put the money right here.

It just touches it, man.

See?

You need to stop coming up with these surprises.

Huh?

It's so hot right now watching you stroke my dick.

You have such a pretty smile.

Uh -oh, you might have to go on your knees to get your money.

You know what that means.

That's just the wind.

It better be.

Huh? It better be.

What if, um... John, are you going to...

What are you talking about? Like, you're crazy.

Like, where are all these stuff coming from?

Take that, take that.

That's yours. You earned it.

Good job. Just a question.

I mean, no.

Not here, no.

What do you mean, not here?

You caught me with a surprise.

I was supposed to, like, get in the shower, and now you're telling me to

your dick? Look, what is this? I'm not telling. I'm asking if you're good at

Ask it.

It's kind of saying something.

Well, here. No, if you want me to say something, then I'll say something.

What if, um... That's not bad.

Just lick it.

Just... Come on. Just one lick.

Done. One.

Okay. Maybe two.

Or three. Can you do three? Three?

Okay, three.

Oh,

so you wanted to put it in your mouth. I saw that.

Three.

You know what else happened?

Hmm. Those titties were touching my leg while you... So my leg got to touch it,

but my hand hasn't gotten to touch it yet. Just touch them moist, please. They

look so tough. Just like this.

Just moist.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I'll take you to the next

negotiation.

Fine.

Excuse you.

Joy, what's this?

Go ahead, go ahead.

Okay, that's it.

Alright, look.

I have about another thousand dollars.

And that would make your trip really fucking good.

A thousand?

For what?

A thousand bucks.

You probably made about two grand.

You're gonna take your boyfriend on the cruise.

Look, I'm gonna put it right here.

Right over there.

She's eyeballing it.

Like

really

quick? Or how long is it going to take?

That might be a little bit longer than your boyfriend.

You look at you. I love how you look at it.

I'm guaranteeing a thousand.

It's all I get.

You just need to let me smack it in here.

I guess.

Yeah.

I

don't

know.

It's so weird doing this.

Huh?

Do you want me to put it here?

Yeah. Maybe just lay your back in there.

Spread your legs. Lay down?

Like this way?

This way?

Okay.

I don't know about this.

Let me see you spread your legs. Put your hands over there.

Let me see you play with yourself a little bit more. Let me see you play

yourself.

I don't know about this.

Don't you have a beautiful smile?

Does your boyfriend ever watch you masturbate?

Should I stop popping my eyes? Yeah, probably.

Stop with the questions.

Can you open your pussy?

Is that good?

That's so crazy. I can't believe I'm doing this.

She's so fucking wet.

Juices are flowing, huh?

Oh, God. Oh,

God.

Oh,

God.

Oh, my goodness.

Amen.

Yeah. Oh.

You know.

Okay.