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Aaaaaah!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Woman:
Eric, do you remember me?
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-Hello!
-Hello!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Oh!
Ah!
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I'm the real eric.
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You gotta believe me!
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What? No. I am!
He's an imposter.
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♪♪
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Ooh!
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Uh, not to get political,
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But I'm tired
of the patriarchy.
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Man: Hike!
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The new England patriarchy,
that is.
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[ laughs ]
I'm just kidding.
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I love all football teams
equally.
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Why can't every game
end in a tie, right?
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And what does "cte"
even stand for?
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Cool teams everywhere?
Huh?
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Aah!
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The [bleep]
you guys doing?!
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Oof.
That was my gatorade, man.
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I was saving that for us,
like a treat.
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Football --
watch it every day on tv.
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What?
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[ laser shooting ]
I'm from google.
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♪♪
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How's it going?
I'm from google interior.
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Oh, I see.
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Do you accept cookies?
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All right.
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Oh!
Son of a gun.
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Hey, you got a screw loose?
What's going on?
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Open your mouth.
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Scanning your body.
All right.
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Processing.
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Your nude image is now uploaded
all over the world.
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Google it bing,
only on quibi.
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♪♪
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May I de-vaccinate you?
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No, no, you may not.
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If you fuck with me
with that needle,
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I guarantee I'll whack you
with that thing.
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You'll never get up.
I guarantee it.
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Give it a try.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
tinashe!
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Hey!
[ gun clicks ]
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What's up, baby?
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Sti-rike!
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That's pretty good.
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Tinashe guevara, you are
a revolutionary in music.
55
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How does it feel being the
number-one artist in the planet?
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Whose head are you
taking off next,
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And what [bleep] wall are you
gonna mount it on, sister?
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I don't know.
59
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My nemesis would probably be
the major label system.
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The craziest thing
that I've done
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Is just release these albums
without their support.
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Ooh!
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Who do you
have beef with?
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Chris brown.
Really?
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Yeah, one time he said
I looked like a hobbit.
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Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
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Aah! [ screams ]
oh, yeah.
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[ laughs ]
what was that?
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Tinashe,
you are a weird cat.
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There's a bunch
under your chair.
Oh!
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Do you think your parents
are still, um,
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Making love?
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Um...
[ clears throat ]
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When's the last time
your dad 69ed your mom?
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What's going on?
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Oh, shit.
Oh, watch it!
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[ laughing ]
oh, my god.
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[bleep] was that about?
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Are you okay?
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I love your music!
We love you so! We love you so!
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We love your music!
Thank you.
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Yeah!
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Tell me about
your performance on "rent."
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That was really fun.
That was sick.
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I like your outfit.
All brown.
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Looking like
a little blunt.
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Yeah, exactly.
88
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What you getting
into lately, huh?
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You know,
making new music.
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You talking about --
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Aah!
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On this week's episode of...
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-Hey. How you doing?
-You have perriers?
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Yeah, yeah.
Right there.
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Oh. Ooh. Uh.
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[ deepening voice ]
hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
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That'll be 3 bucks.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh! What do we got
going on?
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Oh, wow!
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Don't tell anyone, okay?
Oh, no! Wow.
102
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I could get
in a lot of trouble.
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Nah, I don't have nothing
to do with that.
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Sorry.
Uh, w-we're just friends.
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Hey!
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Got reports of criminal activity
at this store.
107
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You see any crimes
being committed?
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[ whispering ] don't tell him.
You can't tell him.
109
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No, I didn't see
anything.
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Did you see anybody
sucking dick?
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Yeah. Well, here.
[ cash register dings ]
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Keep your mouth shut.
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Yo!
What the hell is this?
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You got a loose dollar?
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Yeah.
What is this stuff, though?
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He probably was
playing with it,
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Putting it in pussy holes.
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You want, um,
loose gatorade?
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This is homemade gatorade.
120
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No, no, thank you.
121
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Do you want to have
some fun with this?
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No, thank you, man.
I -- put that thing away.
123
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Okay.
Damn, man.
124
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You got my hand all shaking
and stuff like this.
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This store sucks.
126
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This store sucks!
You know what?
127
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I got good news.
You're on "grocery goofs"!
128
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Oh, wow. What is going on here?
Oh, my goodness.
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Man: How do you feel about being
on the new "grocery goofs"?
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Oh, they got me.
Grossy goose.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
championship fighter
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Chuck liddell!
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Oh! Hey!
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Yo!
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[ bones cracking ]
yeah!
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You got a grip
like a friggin' coconut crab.
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Holy shit.
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Now, you're from
santa barbara?
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Born and raised, yep.
Not to get too political,
140
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But I heard you used to get a
lot of that santa barbara bush.
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Man: Yeah!
[ laughs ]
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I did okay in my day.
143
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Hey, it's sam jay.
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My friend sam.
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Hey, sam, this is chuck.
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How you doing?
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Hey, yo, how many fights
have you lost in court?
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-In court?
-Yeah.
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I don't know if I lost any.
Um...
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Man: Yeah!
Never break it down before.
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Right.
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Eric:
In your ufc days,
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They said you were
a devastating striker.
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Yeah.
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What is going on? No, don't tell
him to keep rolling.
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What are you doing?
Why are you so close to him?
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Cameraman:
It's a close-up.
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Yeah, no,
I know it's a close-up,
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But we -- you can just zoom
from back there.
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Why would you run up here?
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-Get up.
-What the fuck is going on?
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-Come on.
-We got the close-up.
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You sweatin'. Get up.
Get up!
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-Yo!
-Just let me catch my breath.
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-Come on, now.
-Get out of the shot!
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-Get up!
-You're blocking the others.
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And you're boning my shot.
Get the fuck --
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They told me to come
and boom the shot.
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Well, they were wrong.
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-Y'all gotta tell him about it.
-They were wrong.
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Y'all gotta tell him.
He said move now.
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I'm very sorry
for the interruption.
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Uh...
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And thank you.
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Aaaaah!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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Aaaahhhhhhhh!
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If I was in the ring,
I'd be like...
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-Phew!
-Yeah!
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You vaccinated?
Um...
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Look, I respect people's
opinions --
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Let's vaccinate chuck,
y'all!
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Are you ready
to get vaccinated?
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No, I'm not. No one's giving me
a shot right now.
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Oh, no!
It won't hurt, I promise.
186
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Oh, yeah, I -- I don't need it.
So we're good.
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-It'll be real quick.
-Real quick.
188
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-Not gonna happen.
-In and out.
189
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Not gonna happen.
190
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-We got moderna.
-Not gonna happen.
191
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We got the one
from russia
192
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That doesn't work
that well, too.
193
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No, thank you.
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Okay.
You change your mind...
195
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I'll let you know.
...I'll be right here.
196
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Okay.
Not gonna happen.
197
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♪♪
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Oh, no.
199
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Oh, no!
200
00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:25,597
No, dude.
201
00:09:26,901 --> 00:09:30,102
I tried to bungee off
the building, bungee jump.
202
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Call the ambulance, man!
203
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I don't have health insurance.
I don't wanna --
204
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Doesn't matter!
Doesn't matter!
205
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Your bone show!
206
00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,043
Eric:
Yeah, I know the bone show.
207
00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,249
-No. I don't trust the doctors.
-Then go!
208
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,450
I thought this was
a sprite building.
209
00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:46,785
-You want to kill yourself?
-No!
210
00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,853
Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
211
00:09:50,725 --> 00:09:53,057
You can help me if you give me
a sprite, maybe.
212
00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:55,260
-My arm!
-Oh, god, it hurts.
213
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:55,994
Get off the leg.
Get off the leg.
214
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Ooh, that hurts.
215
00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:59,264
Get off the leg!
You have a compound fracture.
216
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,266
-Does it look bad?
-Very bad.
217
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,001
I gotta get back up
to the building.
218
00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,136
-No, no, no.
-Okay.
219
00:10:04,138 --> 00:10:05,670
-Oh!
-There you go, there you go.
220
00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:07,339
Stay. Don't move.
221
00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:08,873
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
222
00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,943
I don't even smoke.
I-I like sprite.
223
00:10:10,945 --> 00:10:12,210
Sprite!
224
00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:16,382
This was the diorama
of the stunt I was trying to do.
225
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,486
-You all right, man?
-You need help?
226
00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:22,755
-You know what it is?
-Sit down, please.
227
00:10:22,757 --> 00:10:23,888
It's my leg
that's killing me.
228
00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,557
I was going
off the adrenaline.
229
00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:27,092
Oh! For pete's sake.
230
00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:28,560
Do not move
that leg at all.
231
00:10:28,562 --> 00:10:31,696
Yeah.
Ohhhhh, god!
232
00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:33,565
Aaaaaah!
Ooh!
233
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Sprite!
234
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:35,900
Ladies and gentlemen,
235
00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:38,036
Wocka "ayahuasca" flocka flame!
236
00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:43,107
♪♪
237
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,710
'bout to [bleep] cry.
238
00:10:49,984 --> 00:10:50,983
Flocka!
239
00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:56,921
♪♪
240
00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:59,124
Ah, [bleep]
241
00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,925
♪♪
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