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Oh, I see you already found her.
Oh my gosh.
I will talk to that one.
Okay,
so... Let's do this.
You're waiting for someone?
You wait for someone?
Hi,
my name is Conan.
I'm here with the Japanese television and we are doing
an advertisement for Japanese massage.
Do you like massage?
Yeah, you like the massage?
So, we have a professional matash company, and we would like to advertise
Japanese matash company.
I would like to offer you 100 euros if you want to go to any Japanese matash
company.
There's not really Japanese matash here, because it's some kind of matash, I
know that, but this is a new technique.
I'm pretty sure you're going to love it.
And I would like to offer you...
No.
No? Why?
You're a beautiful girl.
Do you work out? Do you go to gym? No.
I play football.
Oh, you play football. Ok, so your leg must be, you know, huge, right?
I'm pretty sure your leg is big.
No,
no, but easy.
Isn't it painful? Your legs aren't in pain after a little bit?
No?
Oh,
you got a cute smile.
How old are you?
19. 19?
So you're really young.
Come on, you're young. You have to experience new things.
You gotta experience new things.
I mean, we have the massage studio just down there.
Okay? It's a mobile massage studio.
Do you have time? What are you doing?
You have time?
Yeah. Yeah, you have time. For you just taking some fun.
That's okay. You know what?
I would take some fun with you, but really, really, really, you won't regret
Okay? We have a special Japanese massage therapist waiting in the car for me to
bring people to... I don't know.
Oh, come on.
It's gonna be fun. I promise you. Okay, you know what?
You come down with me, you see, you know, we just talking a little bit,
you know, and if you say no, I don't want, then you go home.
Ok. Ok?
Ok, so, no problem.
Ok,
so, sit down there.
And this is our studio.
I like it.
Strange?
No, you don't have to worry about this.
I mean, nobody can see you. I promise.
Okay. Come.
Sit outside.
Okay? You can't see me.
Mirror. Okay?
Okay. Okay?
Please, take a seat.
Can I get your jacket?
I'm Ichi. I'm sorry.
I'm Ichi.
Please take a seat.
Tell me something about yourself.
What is your part where is the most pain?
Do you have pain in any part of your body?
Neck? Okay,
and any other parts? Neck? Hips?
Okay, but this is the most... Yeah,
we stay switching.
You gotta work in that.
Okay? Alright.
Tell me something about yourself.
I already ask you how old are you.
She's 19.
She's really young. 19? 19, yeah.
She's really young.
You live here in Prague? Yeah.
And I guess you're studying, right?
Because you're 19. I don't know.
What do you do? You have a job?
Okay, what's your job?
I'm a restaurant.
Oh, you work in a restaurant. So you work a lot.
Right?
Walk a lot. Ok, so, give me a hug please.
Is it painful?
Here? Ok,
so, concentrate on my feet.
But I don't have to tell you.
So,
this is how it goes.
We're gonna go there.
I'm gonna give you the clothes. You can change.
We turn around. We don't want you. So you don't have to worry.
There's a, you know.
This is for your hair, because we're going to use oil.
Okay? Okay.
And you don't have to worry, nobody's going to see you.
Okay.
Are you ready for this?
Okay, so. It's you? Right, yes.
Yeah, I'll call you back.
Alright, bye.
Are you ready? I'm ready.
I think I can leave you with your massage therapy.
Put your head here, close your eyes and enjoy the massage.
Special Japanese massage machine.
Okay? Okay.
No, I just wanted to tell you that, you know, how it goes, because this is
different than any other massage.
Okay? Okay. Have a nice massage.
Thank you.
Ichi? Hai.
Arigatou gozaimasu.
Arigatou. Sara, massage.
God dag!
Nรฅ, det er pรฅgรฅende.
Det var det.
Hei!
Da, det.
Takk.
Ja, det var det.
Takk.
Ah, ok, ok.
Takk.
Hei, hot!
Det er eit matmeis.
Nรฅ.
Nรฅ.
Good? Very good?
Nรฅ.
Ah, kimochi.
Good, good.
Very good.
ร h. ร h,
vei, nei.
Hei, minst.
Oh,
it's not working.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Undertekster av Ai -Media
รh!
Thank you.
Very nice!
Oppa ennรฅ.
Ikka!
Uff, uff, uff, uff, uff, uff,
uff, uff, uff,
uff.
Teach me Japanese repeat after me.
Oman ko iretai.
After me?
Oman ko iretai.
Oman ko iretai.
Oman ko iretai.
Oman ko.
Oman ko iretai. Thank you.
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