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Oh, I see you already found her.
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Oh my gosh.
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I will talk to that one.
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Okay,
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so... Let's do this.
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You're waiting for someone?
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You wait for someone?
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Hi,
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my name is Conan.
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I'm here with the Japanese television
and we are doing
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an advertisement for Japanese massage.
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Do you like massage?
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Yeah, you like the massage?
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So, we have a professional matash
company, and we would like to advertise
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Japanese matash company.
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I would like to offer you 100 euros if
you want to go to any Japanese matash
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company.
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There's not really Japanese matash here,
because it's some kind of matash, I
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know that, but this is a new technique.
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I'm pretty sure you're going to love it.
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And I would like to offer you...
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No.
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No? Why?
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You're a beautiful girl.
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Do you work out? Do you go to gym? No.
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I play football.
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Oh, you play football. Ok, so your leg
must be, you know, huge, right?
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I'm pretty sure your leg is big.
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No,
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no, but easy.
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Isn't it painful? Your legs aren't in
pain after a little bit?
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No?
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Oh,
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you got a cute smile.
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How old are you?
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19. 19?
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So you're really young.
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Come on, you're young. You have to
experience new things.
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You gotta experience new things.
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I mean, we have the massage studio just
down there.
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Okay? It's a mobile massage studio.
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Do you have time? What are you doing?
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You have time?
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Yeah. Yeah, you have time. For you just
taking some fun.
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That's okay. You know what?
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I would take some fun with you, but
really, really, really, you won't regret
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Okay? We have a special Japanese massage
therapist waiting in the car for me to
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bring people to... I don't know.
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Oh, come on.
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It's gonna be fun. I promise you. Okay,
you know what?
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You come down with me, you see, you
know, we just talking a little bit,
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you know, and if you say no, I don't
want, then you go home.
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Ok. Ok?
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Ok, so, no problem.
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Ok,
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so, sit down there.
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And this is our studio.
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I like it.
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Strange?
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No, you don't have to worry about this.
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I mean, nobody can see you. I promise.
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Okay. Come.
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Sit outside.
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Okay? You can't see me.
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Mirror. Okay?
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Okay. Okay?
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Please, take a seat.
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Can I get your jacket?
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I'm Ichi. I'm sorry.
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I'm Ichi.
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Please take a seat.
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Tell me something about yourself.
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What is your part where is the most
pain?
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Do you have pain in any part of your
body?
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Neck? Okay,
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and any other parts? Neck? Hips?
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Okay, but this is the most... Yeah,
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we stay switching.
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You gotta work in that.
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Okay? Alright.
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Tell me something about yourself.
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I already ask you how old are you.
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She's 19.
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She's really young. 19? 19, yeah.
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She's really young.
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You live here in Prague? Yeah.
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And I guess you're studying, right?
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Because you're 19. I don't know.
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What do you do? You have a job?
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Okay, what's your job?
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I'm a restaurant.
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Oh, you work in a restaurant. So you
work a lot.
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Right?
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Walk a lot. Ok, so, give me a hug
please.
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Is it painful?
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Here? Ok,
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so, concentrate on my feet.
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But I don't have to tell you.
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So,
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this is how it goes.
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We're gonna go there.
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I'm gonna give you the clothes. You can
change.
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We turn around. We don't want you. So
you don't have to worry.
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There's a, you know.
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This is for your hair, because we're
going to use oil.
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Okay? Okay.
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And you don't have to worry, nobody's
going to see you.
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Okay.
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Are you ready for this?
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Okay, so. It's you? Right, yes.
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Yeah, I'll call you back.
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Alright, bye.
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Are you ready? I'm ready.
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I think I can leave you with your
massage therapy.
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Put your head here, close your eyes and
enjoy the massage.
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Special Japanese massage machine.
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Okay? Okay.
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No, I just wanted to tell you that, you
know, how it goes, because this is
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different than any other massage.
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Okay? Okay. Have a nice massage.
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Thank you.
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Ichi? Hai.
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Arigatou gozaimasu.
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Arigatou. Sara, massage.
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God dag!
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Nå, det er pågående.
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Det var det.
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Hei!
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Da, det.
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Takk.
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Ja, det var det.
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Takk.
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Ah, ok, ok.
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Takk.
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Hei, hot!
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Det er eit matmeis.
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Nå.
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Nå.
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Good? Very good?
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Nå.
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Ah, kimochi.
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Good, good.
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Very good.
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Åh. Åh,
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vei, nei.
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Hei, minst.
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Oh,
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it's not working.
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Ah.
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Ah.
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Ah.
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Undertekster av Ai -Media
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Æh!
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Thank you.
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Very nice!
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Oppa ennå.
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Ikka!
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Uff, uff, uff, uff, uff, uff,
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uff, uff, uff,
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uff.
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Teach me Japanese repeat after me.
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Oman ko iretai.
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After me?
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Oman ko iretai.
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Oman ko iretai.
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Oman ko iretai.
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Oman ko.
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Oman ko iretai. Thank you.
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