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♪ MTV
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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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♪ I'm headin' on
down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some
friends of mine ♪
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Betsy! Betsy! Guess what?
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My dad took me to the
Asian pop-up store.
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Look what I got.
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Serenity Labubu.
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-Oh, it's so cute!
-Isn't it?
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I was at the Asian pop-up too.
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No way!
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Yeah, look what I got.
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The Loyalty Labubu!
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Oh, my God, it's so cute!
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-I know, right?
-Yeah, I love it.
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Oh, dude, dude, check it out.
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It's about to happen again.
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Ah, shit.
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I actually have
Loyalty Labubu already,
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and I have a little
costume for it.
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That is seriously so cute.
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Kenny, you guys,
girls with Labubus.
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It's about to happen again.
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Come on!
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And then, believe it or not,
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I actually have
Chestnut Cocoa Labubu.
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No way! That is the rarest one.
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Isn't it so cute?
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So thinking cute!
But it's really rare.
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Are you sure it's
not a knockoff?
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Oh, dog, here we go.
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Yeah, I checked.
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If anyone's fake, it's
probably yours, you fat bitch.
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-Suck it, skank!
-Eat shit!
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Stupid slut!
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Ahh!
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Yeah, yeah!
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-Yeah, yeah!
-Hey!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
break it up, break it up!
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She's rubbing everyone's
noses in her Labubus.
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Both of you to the
counselor's office, now!
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-She totally started it!
-I did not.
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Shut up. I did not.
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She came up to me at my
locker with her Labubu
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and started talking shit.
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You talk shit about my
Labubus every day, whore.
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Um...
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yea, love your enemies
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and pray for those
who persecute you.
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Tell her to stop saying
my Labubus are knockoffs.
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I-I'm sorry, what is a Labubu?
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It's a little monster accessory.
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They come in blind boxes,
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so you never know which
one you're gonna get.
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Like, you could just luck out
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and get a Time to Chill
Pajama Gold Labubu.
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Oh, my God, that one is so cute.
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It's so cute, right?
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Uh, all right, ladies,
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w-why don't you just
give me the dolls
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until the end of the school day?
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That's not fair!
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Go on out to recess.
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You can pick up your
Labubus after school.
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Wow. What kind of
counseling was that?
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I don't know, Jesus sucks, dude.
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Our old counselor
was so much better.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, get
some more over there.
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This side's starting to fall.
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We are the kings of the castle!
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Let us in!
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Hey, Butters.
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Oh, well, uh, hey, Red.
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Um, I was just wondering
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what you're doing this weekend.
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Who, me?
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Yeah.
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Um, I'm having a birthday
party at my house,
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and I was seeing if maybe
you'd want to come hang out?
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You're talking about me?
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Yeah, I don't know,
it's probably stupid.
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I shouldn't have
asked. Never mind.
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No, no, I'd love to
come hang out with you
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on your birthday, Red.
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Really? You would?
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Well, sure!
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Okay, that's great.
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I'll text you all the details.
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Okay, Red, I'll see you there.
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Okay, and um,
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maybe I'll text you my
birthday wish list, too,
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in case, you know, you
want to get me a present.
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Sure thing!
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Oh, my God, you guys,
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Red wants to hang out with me!
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That's incredible!
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Bro, it seems like
she really likes you.
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"Really excited to
see you Saturday."
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Whoa.
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Me and Red.
-Lucky.
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"Here is my birthday
gift wish list."
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"This exact Labubu."
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Holy shit, you guys,
you know what I think?
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I think on Saturday I'm gonna
find out if red-haired girls
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have a red bush!
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-Wow!
-Wow!
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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Welcome to City
Asian Pop-Up Store.
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Can I take a order, please?
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Wait, didn't this place
used to be City Wok?
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Yeah, but whole country change.
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Didn't you hear the news?
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Wok is dead.
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This City Pop-Up now.
What do you like to have?
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We got City Pop-up key chains,
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City cell phone charm,
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City anime sculpture.
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Well, actually, I'm
looking for a Labubu.
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Ah, yeah, everyone love Labubu.
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They real hard to keep in stock.
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Very expensive
'cause of tariffs.
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You know, uh, it's
really important.
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I got this new girlfriend,
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and she wants this specific
Labubu for her birthday.
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Oh, that very rare Labubu.
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You only find that
in a mystery box.
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Mystery box?
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Hi. Are you guys
still serving food?
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No, no, no, Wok is dead.
Haven't you heard the news?
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Can't I just buy this Labubu?
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No, that not the way it work.
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You buy mystery
box, you open it,
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hopefully you get
the one you want.
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Okay, how much is a mystery box?
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$85.
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85?
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Yeah, you gotta pay tariff.
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You think I pay
tariff? No, no, no, no.
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You pay tariff.
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Well, okay, I'll take one.
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Yeah, well, Wok is
dead, you stupid bitch!
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Stop nagging me!
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Ah, dang it!
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This is the wrong one!
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Oh, yeah, that just
Happiness Labubu.
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Very common. Very common.
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You try again, $85.
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I have to pay another $85
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and I still might not
get the one I want?
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Hey, it's not me,
it's your government.
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I don't get fucked by tariff.
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You get fucked by tariff.
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In China, we call
that hot potato.
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You're watching Fox News.
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The president
has just returned
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from his historic
tariff summit overseas.
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There's the president now,
looking handsome as ever.
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Oh, and there's the
Prince of Darkness,
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who's been traveling with
the president as of late.
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The president has made his
way off of Air Force One
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and will now speak to a
diverse crowd of reporters.
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Mr. Pre... Mr. President, how
did the tariff meetings go?
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Ah, they went great, buddy!
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Mr. President, we're all
dying to know something.
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Your wife, Melania, has
been staying in New York
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and away from the White House.
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That's right!
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Well, what Fox News
really wants to know is
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are you fucking Satan?
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No! I'm not fucking Satan!
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We're just sorta hanging out.
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Oh, come on, President Trump.
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With everything
you've been doing,
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pretty much the whole country
thinks you're fucking Satan now.
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I'm not fucking Satan!
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Can we go, please?
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He is fucking Satan.
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That guy's definitely
fucking Satan.
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What a stud.
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Yeah, Fox News!
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All right,
everyone, listen up,
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As you know, there's a lot
being done in the country
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to bring Christian values
back to our schools.
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Our new school counselor
has some concerns
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that I understand
he'd like to voice.
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Go ahead, Jesus.
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Well, I'm just a bit confused
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about the dramatic
rise in fist fighting
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over these Labubus.
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-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, yeah.
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Oh, the Labubus.
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Kids go nuts for 'em.
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I just don't quite understand
what the fascination is.
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Well, they're just the new
fad of the month, you know.
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They make them scarce and
hard to find a secret one.
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Yeah, and then all the kids
make their Labubu TikToks.
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Labubu TikTok?
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Yeah, the kids make
'em and they watch 'em.
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I can pull one up.
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This is Kelly Bronson
from Mrs. Turner's class.
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Hey, guys, this is another
Labubu unboxing video!
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I got this Labubu online.
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I'm pretty sure
it's not a Lafufu.
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I got the QR code right here.
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We're gonna see what we
got. Hope it's a rare one.
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If it is, I'm absolutely
gonna freak out.
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Okay, let's see,
let's see, let's see!
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♪ Labu ♪
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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Okay, okay, let's
start the ritual.
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♪ Labubu
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♪ Labu-bu
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♪ La-bula-bula-bu-bu-bu-bu ♪
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♪ La-bula-bula-bu-bu-bu-bu
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♪ Labubu, Labubu
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What the hell was that?
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That's a Labubu unboxing TikTok.
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Kids go nuts for 'em.
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But that's, like, some
dark Satanic ritual.
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Oh, yeah, Labubus are demonic.
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Yeah, dark magic.
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I don't know if they
come that way from China,
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or the kids are infusing them
with some Sumerian dark entity.
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It's Mesopotamian.
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Got it. So what are your
major concerns, Jesus?
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Bro.
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That's not normal.
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These kids are in trouble.
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Yeah, that's why every
school needs a counselor.
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Welcome City Pop-Up.
Take order, please.
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I have $88.42 in here.
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I need to buy
another mystery box.
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Oh, sorry, Labubu
mystery box $120.
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What? It was $85!
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Yeah, yeah, tariffs when up!
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You never know with
tariffs. They make no sense.
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But that's not fair!
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Yeah, no shit, tariffs not fair!
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Please, sir, my
girlfriend's party is today,
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and I have to get
the Labubu she wants.
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Please!
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It's okay, it's okay.
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I have idea.
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You want mystery
box for cheap price?
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You use claw machine.
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You try your luck.
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Use claw machine to
get a mystery box,
258
00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:16,794
open it up, hopefully you
get good Labubu you want.
259
00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,405
♪ Labubu
260
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:22,230
♪ Labu-labu-labu
261
00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:24,101
♪ Labubu ♪
262
00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:27,021
♪ Labu-labu-labu-labu ♪
263
00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,327
Oh, you so close.
264
00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:29,454
Try again.
265
00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:32,109
Oh, jeez.
266
00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,068
♪ Labubu ♪
267
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,549
Oh, here we go.
268
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,378
I get screwed by tariffs, so
I have to screw the children!
269
00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:41,945
What do you not understand?
270
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,347
Yeah, well, Wok's not
coming back, bitch!
271
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:49,953
Go wok, go brok!
272
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,651
♪ Labu ♪
273
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:55,393
Thank you for coming,
Mrs. Paxton, Mrs. Gray.
274
00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:58,487
The reason I called you in
today is because your girls were
275
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:01,273
in a major altercation
over their Labubus.
276
00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:03,793
Okay, so what are you
gonna do about it?
277
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:06,013
Well, I was hoping we
could work together
278
00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:08,497
to maybe just keep them
away from the Labubus.
279
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,630
Oh, sure, just take
their Labubus away.
280
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,284
Great counseling.
281
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,978
Look, I have reason to believe
that the students are using
282
00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:18,199
Labubus for some
kind of... ritual.
283
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:20,636
Yeah, but to do that, you
have to have a super rare one.
284
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,943
They're the only ones girls
can use in dark rituals.
285
00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:25,036
You know that they're demonic?
286
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:27,512
Yeah. What are we
supposed to do?
287
00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:30,080
My daughter sees Kelly Miller
summoning demonic forces
288
00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:33,479
on TikTok, then she wants
to be like Kelly Miller.
289
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,782
Did Kelly Miller
summon demonic forces?
290
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,609
I don't know, she hung herself.
291
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,308
Well, we should probably
keep the girls off of TikTok.
292
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:42,179
Oh, yeah, just keep
'em off TikTok.
293
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,964
That's some clever
counseling there.
294
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:46,096
-Do you have kids?
-No, I don't.
295
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,794
-Figures.
-Well, when you do,
296
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,244
you try and keep
'em off of TikTok
297
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,101
and out of the
Asian pop-up store.
298
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,974
Wait, what is an
Asian pop-up store?
299
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,284
That's where the girls
get all the Labubus.
300
00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:57,764
Where did they find this guy?
301
00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,936
We told you he was
a crappy counselor
302
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:04,985
This is a Fox News Alert!
303
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,988
As debates on American
tariffs continue,
304
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:10,468
the question on every
American's mind tonight,
305
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:13,345
is President Trump
fucking Satan?
306
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,521
The president's been seen
less and less with his wife
307
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,475
and more often with his new pal,
308
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,434
making people all
around the world say,
309
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:22,746
"Donald Trump has got to be
fucking Satan, for sure."
310
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,878
Well, for all of us
who are still skeptical
311
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:26,880
that President Trump
is fucking Satan,
312
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,704
Fox News has
obtained some footage
313
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,580
of President Trump seeming
to be fucking Satan.
314
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,361
This was at a golf
course yesterday
315
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:35,450
where the president
was heroically golfing.
316
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,452
You can just make out
Satan going behind a bush
317
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,149
and President Trump
right there...
318
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,282
he's fucking Satan.
Karen, what do you think?
319
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,806
I think the president is
definitely fucking Satan,
320
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,939
and I love it.
321
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,727
Of course, a lot of
Americans still argue
322
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:50,121
there's no way the president
could be fucking Satan.
323
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,123
So we have a body
language expert to show us
324
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,038
just how it is possible.
325
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:57,167
Well, if Mr. President
Trump is fucking Satan...
326
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:58,912
and I'm not saying
if he is or isn't.
327
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:01,132
I'm just kinda hoping he is...
328
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,787
he mostly likely is
coming in from the back.
329
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:06,267
Now, Satan has a pretty
large physical presence,
330
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,400
so we're pretty sure President
Trump would have to get on top
331
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:09,832
and...
-Ah!
332
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,403
Oh, my God, the
president is doing things
333
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:12,534
no other president
has done before.
334
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,275
I love him.
335
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,190
If you don't think President
Trump is fucking Satan,
336
00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:18,188
this definitely proves
how he could be!
337
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,202
Welcome to City
Asian Pop-Up Store.
338
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,769
Take order, please.
339
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,167
Are you the one that has been
selling all these Labubus
340
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,777
to my students?
341
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,209
Oh, boy.
342
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,559
Look, it not my fault,
these city prices, okay?
343
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,174
Labubus very expensive.
344
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,393
Those dolls you are
selling are cursed!
345
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,087
Yeah, no shit they cursed.
346
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:49,441
It's called tariff.
You pass it along.
347
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:50,921
I get the curse, I
put the curse on you.
348
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:52,353
It's like AIDS.
349
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:53,920
Oh, my God, I got it!
350
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,226
I got the super rare!
351
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:57,884
Hey, what the hell
you talking about?
352
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,534
This is the one my
girlfriend wants!
353
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:01,579
Now I can take it to
her birthday party!
354
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,629
My child, put that
down, it's dangerous!
355
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:06,454
Hey, hey, hold on,
that's super rare Labubu.
356
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:09,196
That worth, like, $600.
You gotta pay more tariff.
357
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,249
Oh, my God, will you go away?
358
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:16,903
Listen, both of you!
359
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:19,427
There are more important
issues at hand.
360
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,991
My child, you cannot take
that to a birthday party.
361
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,255
Ah, shit, where he go?
362
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,805
Satan?
363
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,847
Why are you so sad?
364
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:56,813
I wish to be gone
from this place.
365
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,202
I do not understand.
366
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,161
If you do not want to be here,
367
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:04,033
then why do you stay?
368
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:08,646
I am forced to stay by
the dark tides of destiny.
369
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:13,525
I wanted to leave
months ago, but I cannot
370
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:17,917
because of what's in this box.
371
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,877
What's in the box?
372
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,880
The secret none must know,
373
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:28,884
and yet, all will soon discover.
374
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:32,018
I can feel the tides of change.
375
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:36,022
The final showdown is upon us.
376
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,999
Happy birthday, Red!
377
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,435
Butters.
378
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,916
Wait. Is that what
I think it is?
379
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:04,137
Well, you'll have to wait till
you open it to find out...
380
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:05,359
Oh, all right then.
381
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,841
I love you, Butters!
382
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,017
Wow!
383
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,236
I got it, you guys!
384
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:17,933
-Oh, wow!
-It's so cool!
385
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,373
Oh, it's so cute!
386
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:20,849
I got the super rare,
387
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,459
all thanks to Butters.
388
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,374
So are you gonna do it?
389
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,728
Yeah! We're gonna go
upstairs and do it!
390
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,165
Whoa! We're gonna what?
391
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,597
Come up to my room, Butters!
392
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:30,598
Oh, my God!
393
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,561
Hey, if anyone wants
to watch us do it,
394
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:34,562
come on up!
395
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,042
-Okay, yeah.
-Great.
396
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,040
Oh! This is all
really sudden, Red!
397
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,132
Wait!
398
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,012
South Park Elementary.
I'm sorry, we're closed.
399
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,535
Bev! I need to know
which of the students
400
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,533
has a birthday today.
401
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:53,621
Who is this?
402
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,753
It's me, Jesus!
403
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,885
Who?
404
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,321
The school counselor!
405
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:01,067
Oh. I don't know who
has a birthday today.
406
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,591
That was actually always
the counselor's job.
407
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:06,725
Can you just look it up in
the school records, please?
408
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:07,987
Hang on.
409
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,420
Guess I'm doing
your job too now.
410
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,645
Okay, okay. Oh, my God.
411
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,860
I'm so excited to finally do it.
412
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:18,907
Well, yeah, I guess I'm
excited to do it, too, Red.
413
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,652
Okay, I think we're all ready.
414
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,867
Here, you take a video
of the whole thing.
415
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:25,091
Whoa! Can't we just kiss first?
416
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:28,177
Hey! What's up, guys? This
is my TikTok Labubu video.
417
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,571
I got the super rare, so
let's see if it works.
418
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,007
Hey, we want to watch.
419
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,140
Yeah, come on in, you guys.
420
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:38,666
Labubu, Labubu.
421
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,280
Labubu, Labubu.
422
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,674
What the heck's going on?
- Labubu, Labubu.
423
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,023
Ah!
424
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,982
Oh, God!
425
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,945
Labubu, Labubu.
426
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,557
Labubu, Labubu.
427
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,607
Here he comes!
428
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,173
Ah!
429
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:09,000
We call the demonic forces!
430
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,442
Appear before us at
my birthday party!
431
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:12,917
This is so cool!
432
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,531
Ta-da!
433
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,493
Ew!
434
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,404
Wait, that thing
is fucking Satan?
435
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:24,281
No! I'm not fucking Satan!
436
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:32,067
This is a Fox
News Super Alert!
437
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:35,248
We may just have another
Trump and Satan spotting.
438
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,724
The two are rumored to be
439
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:38,295
in a small mountain
town in the Rockies.
440
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,423
Let's go to our
Colorado affiliate.
441
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,039
Yeah, guys, there's
definitely black clouds
442
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,258
and swarms of locusts here.
443
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,695
Um, probably another
Labubu party.
444
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,349
You know, whenever
there's a Labubu party,
445
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,743
the president and Satan
usually make an appearance.
446
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,219
We've got our eye
in the sky now.
447
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,742
Guys, what are you seeing?
448
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,530
Yeah, you can see little girls
449
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,267
running and screaming.
450
00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,230
The president just coming
out onto the front lawn...
451
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,836
and yes, there is Satan.
452
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,881
They're definitely hanging out.
453
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,497
Come on, let's go!
454
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:09,104
Lucifer!
455
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,328
So...
456
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,721
it is you.
457
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,854
Just what are you doing, Satan?
458
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,551
I will know.
459
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:22,422
Okay, it looks like Jesus
Christ is now on the scene
460
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:24,732
for some kind of
biblical showdown.
461
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,995
I have seen your
evil at work, Satan.
462
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,520
I bid you leave
this realm at once.
463
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,822
You think I don't want to leave?
464
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,911
I am bound to him!
465
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,743
Bound to him how?
466
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:38,568
All right, fine! Here!
467
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:41,049
You all want to know the truth?
468
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:45,271
Yes! We're together!
469
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,320
We've been together for months,
470
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:50,841
and I want to leave
him, but I can't
471
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:53,148
because...
472
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,802
I'm pregnant.
473
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,338
He's pregnant?
474
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,596
Whoa.
475
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:08,511
So now you all know.
476
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:11,035
I am forced to stay
in this situation
477
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,950
for several more years.
478
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:19,522
Uh, Satan is saying he's been
trapped at the White House
479
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,742
because he's pregnant.
480
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,700
Uh, let's get our
science expert in here
481
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:26,050
to see if that's
actually possible.
482
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:29,532
Yeah, uh, demonic pregnancies
work a little different.
483
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:32,278
The term is "butt baby."
484
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:33,845
All right, well,
that seems to be it.
485
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:37,192
Satan is pregnant with
the president's child.
486
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,977
So Fox News can now confirm
487
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:43,111
Donald Trump has been fucking
Satan this whole time.
488
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,421
Yeah!
489
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:45,726
This is a great
day for Fox News.
490
00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:48,033
Yes, Fox News!
491
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,774
For all the doubters
who thought Donald Trump
492
00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,337
wasn't fucking Satan,
493
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:52,990
in your face!
494
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:54,862
We're gonna check in
now with Kid Rock.
495
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:57,260
Kid, you must be
overcome with emotion.
496
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,610
I just... I just
honestly didn't think
497
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,956
the president was
fucking Satan, but
498
00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:04,872
now knowing that he has
been this whole time,
499
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:07,748
I'm just so happy.
500
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,885
Well, I hope you guys
learned a valuable lesson.
501
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:16,971
If you mess around
and you aren't safe,
502
00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:19,887
it can have really
big consequences.
503
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:24,200
Yeah, I'm not having
sex for a long time.
504
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,114
And I'm done with Labubus.
505
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:28,465
Well, that's good,
because as your counselor,
506
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:30,680
I'm banning Labubus from school.
507
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:33,379
And TikTok. And cell phones.
508
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:34,597
Now get back to class.
509
00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:36,251
You both have detention
for two weeks.
510
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,471
Oh, man!
511
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,651
Wow, new counselor's
kind of a dick.
512
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:43,824
Yeah, but he's better
than the last guy.
513
00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,482
♪ Labubu
514
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:51,614
♪ La, labu-labu ♪
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