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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,572 --> 00:00:04,405 (Multicom Jingle) 2 00:00:13,294 --> 00:00:15,877 (upbeat music) 3 00:00:36,089 --> 00:00:37,089 - Thank you. 4 00:00:59,006 --> 00:01:02,006 (people chattering) 5 00:01:18,650 --> 00:01:20,455 - Come on, I ain't got 'til Christmas! 6 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:21,337 Shoot the ball! 7 00:01:21,337 --> 00:01:23,090 - Who gave him permission to speak? 8 00:01:23,090 --> 00:01:25,150 - Yeah, who gave him permission to speak? 9 00:01:25,150 --> 00:01:27,550 - Look Louis, we can't have you breakin' the rules. 10 00:01:27,550 --> 00:01:28,383 You can hang out with us as long 11 00:01:28,383 --> 00:01:29,833 as you don't know you're hanging out with us, 12 00:01:29,833 --> 00:01:32,290 but the minute we know you're hanging out with us, 13 00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:34,483 then we got big trouble, understand? 14 00:01:34,483 --> 00:01:35,770 - Shoot the damn ball! 15 00:01:35,770 --> 00:01:38,347 - I'm just tryin' to figure out what shot to make. 16 00:01:38,347 --> 00:01:40,117 - You heard him, big shot, shoot the ball! 17 00:01:40,117 --> 00:01:42,700 - Yeah, sure, sure. 18 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:44,373 It's not your nickel at stake. 19 00:02:03,566 --> 00:02:07,301 I dunno whether to make a hook shot or a slam dunk. 20 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:08,134 - You're talkin' slam dunk? 21 00:02:08,134 --> 00:02:09,540 Shoot the ball, I gotta get to work! 22 00:02:09,540 --> 00:02:11,473 - Don't rush me, this is tricky. 23 00:02:12,310 --> 00:02:13,143 - [Louie] Trick is to put it in the basket, 24 00:02:13,143 --> 00:02:13,976 that's the trick. 25 00:02:17,150 --> 00:02:19,450 - Hey, gonna shoot the ball this week or next? 26 00:02:19,450 --> 00:02:21,460 - I'm measuring the basket. 27 00:02:21,460 --> 00:02:22,397 - Shoot, shoot! 28 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:25,589 (grunting) 29 00:02:25,589 --> 00:02:27,521 - You're rushin' me. 30 00:02:27,521 --> 00:02:29,440 - [Louis] You haven't rushed in 50 years. 31 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,313 - Go ahead, miss. 32 00:02:36,090 --> 00:02:38,010 Don't you ever miss? 33 00:02:38,010 --> 00:02:38,843 - Pay up, fellas. 34 00:02:38,843 --> 00:02:40,000 You see, it's all in the wrist. 35 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,650 - I just sprained mine, I can't get to my money. 36 00:02:42,650 --> 00:02:44,270 - You don't have any money in those clothes. 37 00:02:44,270 --> 00:02:45,530 - He never has money in any clothes. 38 00:02:45,530 --> 00:02:46,609 Here's my dime. 39 00:02:46,609 --> 00:02:47,810 - You owe me a dime, let's go. 40 00:02:47,810 --> 00:02:50,270 - I gotta go home and shower and shave. 41 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:52,705 - Who buys mick at seven o' clock in the morning? 42 00:02:52,705 --> 00:02:54,110 - Lotta people, lotta people. 43 00:02:54,110 --> 00:02:56,370 - You know, while you two slobs are slaving away 44 00:02:56,370 --> 00:02:58,433 I've got kind of a tough day myself. 45 00:02:58,433 --> 00:02:59,266 - Really? 46 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:00,467 - Yeah, go home, take a shower, 47 00:03:00,467 --> 00:03:03,480 have a nice nap, and pick up Rebecca 48 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:04,791 and have lunch at the Waldorf, 49 00:03:04,791 --> 00:03:06,413 and then off to see the ponies. 50 00:03:06,413 --> 00:03:07,673 - Well, don't strain yourself. 51 00:03:07,673 --> 00:03:09,653 - Just once I'd like to see you make a basket. 52 00:03:09,653 --> 00:03:11,751 - If he wanted to make a basket, he'll weave it. 53 00:03:11,751 --> 00:03:14,447 (men chattering) 54 00:03:14,447 --> 00:03:17,030 (upbeat music) 55 00:03:25,648 --> 00:03:29,148 (music drowns out speech) 56 00:03:49,757 --> 00:03:50,970 - I'm hungry. 57 00:03:50,970 --> 00:03:52,303 - Hello. - Hello. 58 00:04:37,213 --> 00:04:38,046 - Morning. 59 00:04:43,513 --> 00:04:45,263 Oh, how are ya, Pete? 60 00:04:46,469 --> 00:04:48,552 Good morning, how are ya? 61 00:04:50,196 --> 00:04:52,946 Good morning, Al. - What up Louis? 62 00:04:54,137 --> 00:04:56,532 - Hey, that's it, get it goin', get it goin'. 63 00:04:56,532 --> 00:04:57,784 Good morning, good morning. 64 00:04:57,784 --> 00:04:58,975 Orders coming in? 65 00:04:58,975 --> 00:05:01,043 That's good, that's good. 66 00:05:01,043 --> 00:05:02,019 Freddy! - Hi Louis. 67 00:05:02,019 --> 00:05:02,932 - How are ya? 68 00:05:02,932 --> 00:05:04,012 We gotta lotta work to do. 69 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,032 - I know, I know. 70 00:05:05,032 --> 00:05:06,670 - Okay, I want you to get all the patterns from upstairs 71 00:05:06,670 --> 00:05:07,950 and bring 'em down. - Okay. 72 00:05:07,950 --> 00:05:09,044 - I want these women working right away. 73 00:05:09,044 --> 00:05:10,323 - They're working hard. 74 00:05:10,323 --> 00:05:11,710 - Yeah, I tell you what, 75 00:05:11,710 --> 00:05:13,563 why don't you get some lemonade? 76 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:14,623 - [Intercom Voice] Louis Hammerstein 77 00:05:14,623 --> 00:05:15,943 to Mr. Reinhorn's office. 78 00:05:15,943 --> 00:05:18,360 Louis, Mr. Reinhorn's office. 79 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,273 - Matt, I know why you called me in. 80 00:05:21,273 --> 00:05:23,310 It's the debutante dress. 81 00:05:23,310 --> 00:05:25,280 I know I took a chance, it's a little daring-- 82 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:26,750 - Sit down, Louis. 83 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:28,335 - Look, Matt, it's nothin' we can't fix. 84 00:05:28,335 --> 00:05:29,695 - It's not about garments. 85 00:05:29,695 --> 00:05:31,160 - Oh? 86 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,940 - Um, according to our records, 87 00:05:33,940 --> 00:05:35,543 you turned 65 last week. 88 00:05:36,630 --> 00:05:37,910 Now-- - Matt. 89 00:05:37,910 --> 00:05:39,720 You don't have to apologize for not buyin' me a present! 90 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,100 I'm a big boy, I know, we're all busy. 91 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:45,153 - Please, Louis, don't make this any more difficult for me. 92 00:05:49,070 --> 00:05:49,930 I feel like we're all goin' 93 00:05:49,930 --> 00:05:52,423 into the toilet here, you know that? 94 00:05:52,423 --> 00:05:55,130 I mean, we're doin' fine, we're doin' just fine. 95 00:05:55,130 --> 00:05:56,960 None of us own any yachts or anything like that, 96 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,913 but we took care of our own, right? 97 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,470 I dunno, now, it's just ever since we sold out 98 00:06:02,470 --> 00:06:03,730 to this Liberty Bells outfit, 99 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,930 I feel like we're just a bunch of lousy numbers. 100 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:07,680 Every day that stinkin' board of directors 101 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,180 hands me another horror story. 102 00:06:10,350 --> 00:06:11,903 - What'd they hand you today, Matt? 103 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:13,883 - Retirement. 104 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,393 - Whose? - Yours. 105 00:06:18,130 --> 00:06:20,790 - I know, it's not fair. 106 00:06:20,790 --> 00:06:24,040 I mean, look at you, you look like a 50-year-old! 107 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,720 - Wait a minute, Matt. 108 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:26,553 I read you right? 109 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,130 I mean... 110 00:06:28,130 --> 00:06:29,970 Last week I was 64. 111 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:30,803 I knew where every thread was, 112 00:06:30,803 --> 00:06:33,020 I knew where every pattern was. 113 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:36,010 And this week, I'm 65, I'm dumb, I don't know anything? 114 00:06:36,010 --> 00:06:37,830 - They don't care if you're healthy, 115 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,977 but this company says you're 65, 116 00:06:39,977 --> 00:06:41,477 you're finished, you're kaput. 117 00:06:42,930 --> 00:06:45,710 They didn't want me even to wait 'til your 65th birthday. 118 00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:47,660 They were gonna cut the pension plan. 119 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:49,803 And I told 'em I wouldn't hear a word of it. 120 00:06:50,764 --> 00:06:53,050 - Matt, you're on the board. 121 00:06:53,050 --> 00:06:54,793 - I am just one man, Louis. 122 00:06:56,540 --> 00:06:59,203 No one feels worse about this than I do, Louis. 123 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:01,220 Believe me, I want it bad for ya. 124 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:02,970 I talked to the board. 125 00:07:02,970 --> 00:07:06,128 Now, there is a little money in the bank for you. 126 00:07:06,128 --> 00:07:08,580 - What, you're talking to me like I'm some flunky? 127 00:07:08,580 --> 00:07:10,330 I've been with this firm since day one! 128 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,150 - I am totally aware of the contribution 129 00:07:12,150 --> 00:07:13,310 you've made to this company. 130 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:15,200 - I don't think you are. 131 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,097 I taught your mother, may she rest in peace, 132 00:07:18,097 --> 00:07:19,183 how to cut a pattern. 133 00:07:21,199 --> 00:07:23,200 That year when I fell down the stairs 134 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,690 and broke my hip, you were a little boy. 135 00:07:24,690 --> 00:07:25,980 Broke my hip, your father carried me 136 00:07:25,980 --> 00:07:27,150 in the snow to the hospital. 137 00:07:27,150 --> 00:07:30,120 The doctor told me not to leave the house for a month. 138 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,453 I left after two weeks. 139 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:33,950 Why? 140 00:07:33,950 --> 00:07:35,470 We were cutting material. 141 00:07:35,470 --> 00:07:36,580 Your mother had to turn out a line. 142 00:07:36,580 --> 00:07:38,380 I saved your father from bankruptcy! 143 00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:41,620 That's why I walk with a cane. 144 00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:43,080 Little limp. 145 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,730 'Cause I care about this company. 146 00:07:49,392 --> 00:07:51,280 (sighing) 147 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:52,863 - I'm sorry, Louis. 148 00:07:54,661 --> 00:07:56,661 - I don't think you are. 149 00:07:57,505 --> 00:07:59,205 I don't think you're sorry at all. 150 00:08:05,470 --> 00:08:06,770 Saved your own skin, Matt. 151 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:08,733 That you did. 152 00:08:23,073 --> 00:08:25,777 - Good morning. - Good morning. 153 00:08:25,777 --> 00:08:28,194 (jazz music) 154 00:08:32,736 --> 00:08:33,653 - Hi there. 155 00:08:36,008 --> 00:08:37,072 Good and hot today, Frankie? 156 00:08:37,072 --> 00:08:38,948 - Yeah, yeah. 157 00:08:38,948 --> 00:08:40,776 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 158 00:08:40,776 --> 00:08:43,359 (lively music) 159 00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:09,567 (soft music) 160 00:09:19,943 --> 00:09:22,432 - [Charlie] Beautiful, Edie. 161 00:09:22,432 --> 00:09:23,515 So beautiful. 162 00:09:33,330 --> 00:09:35,497 - 14, Harris? - That's me. 163 00:09:37,290 --> 00:09:40,290 (people chattering) 164 00:09:47,275 --> 00:09:48,475 - Right. 165 00:09:48,475 --> 00:09:50,375 Well, I have a pretty good reputation. 166 00:09:51,210 --> 00:09:54,220 No, no, I was in coal sale first. 167 00:09:54,220 --> 00:09:56,703 But I could sell vitamins just as easily. 168 00:09:58,630 --> 00:09:59,643 Sure, sure. 169 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:02,273 I understand. 170 00:10:04,550 --> 00:10:05,933 Doesn't hurt to try, right? 171 00:10:07,695 --> 00:10:09,203 You have a good holiday, too. 172 00:10:17,820 --> 00:10:20,088 - Dad, you haven't eaten anything. 173 00:10:20,088 --> 00:10:22,820 - I had a late lunch. 174 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:25,156 - Honey, you're being very quiet. 175 00:10:25,156 --> 00:10:25,989 - Uh... 176 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,080 The office, a tough day. 177 00:10:28,917 --> 00:10:31,207 - Oh Dad, you know, I was in court today. 178 00:10:31,207 --> 00:10:34,240 The Parkelton divorce case, I think I told you about it. 179 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,040 Well, this case is such a mess. 180 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:40,020 These people are so angry that they can't... 181 00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:41,820 Can't even... 182 00:10:47,610 --> 00:10:49,463 - They made you a very special dish. 183 00:10:52,916 --> 00:10:55,760 (singing in foreign language) 184 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,488 ♪ Happy birthday Mr. Louis ♪ 185 00:10:58,488 --> 00:11:00,380 - My birthday was last week. 186 00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:01,880 Tell him my birthday was last week. 187 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,547 - It doesn't matter. 188 00:11:04,668 --> 00:11:05,780 - Tell him my birthday was last week. 189 00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:08,237 - Dad, he's just trying to sing Happy Birthday. 190 00:11:08,237 --> 00:11:09,440 We just wanna celebrate. 191 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:10,324 (mumbling) 192 00:11:10,324 --> 00:11:12,456 - I feel fine. - You feel warm? 193 00:11:12,456 --> 00:11:13,836 - No, no I don't. 194 00:11:13,836 --> 00:11:15,419 - I feel very warm. 195 00:11:20,316 --> 00:11:21,657 - Louis! - Dad! 196 00:11:21,657 --> 00:11:22,490 - Louis! 197 00:11:25,392 --> 00:11:29,107 (knocking) - Come in. 198 00:11:29,107 --> 00:11:30,356 - Hello, Lillian. 199 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,189 How is he this morning? 200 00:11:31,189 --> 00:11:32,270 - Well, all the tests are back. 201 00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:33,630 He's absolutely fine. 202 00:11:33,630 --> 00:11:34,463 - I knew it. 203 00:11:34,463 --> 00:11:36,360 - Dr. Bay says it's his stress. 204 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,590 - I want a second opinion! 205 00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:40,610 - Charlie, ask him why he thinks he's dying 206 00:11:40,610 --> 00:11:42,570 when the doctor says he's perfectly fine. 207 00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:44,680 - They've been wrong before! 208 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,220 - Lily, why don't you go home and take a break. 209 00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:47,680 We'll sit with Camille. 210 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,796 - Oh, thanks, I'd like that. - Okay. 211 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,491 - [Lily] Goodbye, darling. 212 00:11:51,491 --> 00:11:54,210 - Louis, Louis, you shoulda been with me at the track. 213 00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:55,700 I had a great day yesterday! 214 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:57,700 - Yeah, he got a ride home. 215 00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:59,840 - No, no, I was lookin' at those little ponies 216 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:00,997 and I thought to myself, "You know, 217 00:12:00,997 --> 00:12:02,710 "animals are smarter than people!" 218 00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:07,460 - Well, it depends who ya hang out with. (chuckles) 219 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,158 - Now, you put 12 horses in a race 220 00:12:09,158 --> 00:12:11,940 and 100,000 people show up to watch 'em run. 221 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,370 You put 100,000 people in a race, 222 00:12:13,370 --> 00:12:14,756 not one horse will show up! 223 00:12:14,756 --> 00:12:17,800 (laughing) 224 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,470 - Don't stiffs laugh? 225 00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:21,130 - When it's funny. 226 00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:22,900 - Come on Louis, you gotta open up your eyes sometime! 227 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,723 - There's nothing wrong with you, Louis. 228 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:39,060 - There's no escape! 229 00:12:39,060 --> 00:12:40,113 I give up! 230 00:12:41,536 --> 00:12:42,886 Don't you guys ever inhale? 231 00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:46,860 I'm gonna die of depression or smoke inhalation. 232 00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:48,200 Well, let's get outta here, eh? 233 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,800 - Now you're talkin'. - I'll get his pants. 234 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,460 - I'll get his coat. 235 00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:53,550 - Come on, will you cheer up? 236 00:12:53,550 --> 00:12:54,630 The doctor said you're gonna be fine. 237 00:12:54,630 --> 00:12:56,660 We're just stressed, that's all. 238 00:12:56,660 --> 00:12:57,890 Hey, lookit, we're gonna have some fun. 239 00:12:57,890 --> 00:12:59,480 You two bums are gonna take the day off. 240 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,050 - I don't think I can. - Hey, come on, Abe. 241 00:13:01,050 --> 00:13:03,434 - Not selling furs for one day is not gonna kill you. 242 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,020 - I dunno, I don't know, Charlie. 243 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:07,470 - Hey Abe, give the chinchillas the day off, huh? 244 00:13:09,510 --> 00:13:10,910 Hey... 245 00:13:10,910 --> 00:13:14,220 I'm gonna take you guys to see something really good. 246 00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:17,120 - What's her name? - How young is this one? 247 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,147 - Never mind. 248 00:13:18,147 --> 00:13:20,730 (horn blaring) 249 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:23,900 Well, there she is. 250 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:24,800 - [Abe] Beautiful. 251 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,333 - Yep. 252 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,830 - Louis... 253 00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:32,160 We've been friends most of our lives, right? 254 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,440 - Right. 255 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,911 - I've never seen you like this. 256 00:13:34,911 --> 00:13:35,823 What is it? 257 00:13:35,823 --> 00:13:38,413 - I've never seen you like this. 258 00:13:38,413 --> 00:13:40,036 - I lost my job. 259 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:43,109 - Oh my God, kid. 260 00:13:43,109 --> 00:13:44,503 I'm sorry. 261 00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:49,670 - 40 years down the drain. 262 00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:51,316 - Hey... 263 00:13:51,316 --> 00:13:53,435 Come on, it's not the end of the world. 264 00:13:53,435 --> 00:13:55,160 I'm outta work, and I'm havin' the time of my life! 265 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,150 - Yeah, he's havin' the time of his life. 266 00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:58,930 - Yeah, but you quit your job. 267 00:13:58,930 --> 00:14:02,366 - Yeah, I quit because I knew my boss was gonna fire me. 268 00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:04,960 - I was never fired from a job my whole life. 269 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,550 Never. 270 00:14:06,550 --> 00:14:08,251 It's like it's over. 271 00:14:08,251 --> 00:14:09,251 Really over. 272 00:14:14,907 --> 00:14:18,160 - Wait a minute, you lost your job yesterday 273 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:20,376 and you won't put up a fight? 274 00:14:20,376 --> 00:14:22,980 - What do you know about puttin' up a fight? 275 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:23,813 - What do I know? 276 00:14:23,813 --> 00:14:25,773 I know plenty, plenty. 277 00:14:26,971 --> 00:14:29,200 I got canned eight weeks and two days ago. 278 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,433 - What? - Yes. 279 00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:32,280 - But you don't see me goin' around 280 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,530 cryin' on anybody's shoulder. 281 00:14:33,530 --> 00:14:37,200 I get up every morning, I shower, I shave, and I go out... 282 00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:40,743 And sit in Moe's Deli all day. 283 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,980 - Well... 284 00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:47,063 - Well, why didn't you say somethin', Abe? 285 00:14:48,570 --> 00:14:50,080 - I was too ashamed. 286 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:50,913 - Too ashamed? 287 00:14:50,913 --> 00:14:52,080 But we're your best friends! 288 00:14:53,070 --> 00:14:55,250 - How am I gonna tell Francis? 289 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,550 - [Charlie] Holy Toledo, Francis doesn't know? 290 00:14:59,934 --> 00:15:02,313 - I'm so sick of hot pastrami. 291 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,409 - Hey, come on. 292 00:15:05,409 --> 00:15:07,992 (somber music) 293 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,363 You know, guys, it's really strange. 294 00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:20,710 First time our parents saw her, they were outta work too. 295 00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:22,648 - Yeah, they were outta work, too. 296 00:15:22,648 --> 00:15:23,700 But not for long. 297 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,950 - Wonder if anybody told her she was over 65. 298 00:15:28,812 --> 00:15:31,312 (light music) 299 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,323 - Sure, sure, I understand. 300 00:16:07,030 --> 00:16:08,463 I didn't order this. 301 00:16:08,463 --> 00:16:09,320 - I got sick and tired of you 302 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,660 eatin' nothin' but pastrami all the time. 303 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:13,700 Don't worry, you're gonna get something. 304 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:15,490 They got the minks all over the world 305 00:16:15,490 --> 00:16:17,523 working overtime just for guys like you. 306 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,670 And I got somethin' else that's gonna cheer you up. 307 00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:23,320 I'm gonna play my cello for ya! 308 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,870 - Please, not while I'm eating. 309 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,163 Francis! 310 00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:41,273 What a surprise. 311 00:16:42,895 --> 00:16:46,630 I decided to have an early lunch today. 312 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:49,820 You see, I needed to get outta the showroom for a while. 313 00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:50,730 It's so stuffy up there-- 314 00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:51,767 - I was there. 315 00:16:54,150 --> 00:16:54,983 - Oh. 316 00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:58,904 - How long were you gonna go on like this? 317 00:16:58,904 --> 00:17:00,450 (sighing) 318 00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:01,420 - I'm out of cigars. 319 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,933 35 selling everybody. 320 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,950 How am I gonna take care of you? 321 00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:11,593 - We'll take care of each other. 322 00:17:13,252 --> 00:17:14,085 Let's go home. 323 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,860 (light music) 324 00:17:30,126 --> 00:17:33,263 - There we are, you stay over there. 325 00:17:33,263 --> 00:17:36,263 (people chattering) 326 00:17:42,023 --> 00:17:45,439 - Oh no, worst cards I ever got in my life. 327 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,606 - White ones are a nickel. 328 00:17:48,992 --> 00:17:50,728 Charlie, is this a good hand? 329 00:17:50,728 --> 00:17:51,998 - Pretty as I've ever seen. 330 00:17:51,998 --> 00:17:53,309 - Oh no, I meant the cards. 331 00:17:53,309 --> 00:17:55,559 - Oh, yeah yeah, it's fine. 332 00:17:56,521 --> 00:17:59,143 - What are you doin'? - I dunno, what should I do? 333 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,970 - Okay, madams and monsieur, 334 00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:05,881 we are going to play a new game. 335 00:18:05,881 --> 00:18:10,517 (speaking in foreign language) 336 00:18:10,517 --> 00:18:11,350 - Cinq cent! 337 00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:13,350 - Cinq cent! - Cinq cent! 338 00:18:14,445 --> 00:18:15,859 - Cinq cent, what's cinq cent? 339 00:18:15,859 --> 00:18:16,692 - It's a nickel. - A nickel. 340 00:18:16,692 --> 00:18:18,350 - Oh, fives. 341 00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:22,267 (speaking in foreign language) 342 00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:26,280 - You are wonderful, that is wonderful! 343 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,790 - Wonderful, every time we play poker he's somebody else. 344 00:18:28,790 --> 00:18:30,933 - Yeah, he's somebody else. - Last week he was Italian. 345 00:18:30,933 --> 00:18:32,580 - [Jennifer] How did you learn how to do that? 346 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:35,631 - Well, in the shop we got tallies from all over the world. 347 00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:36,464 - [Abe] All over the world... 348 00:18:36,464 --> 00:18:38,375 - We got the Russians, we got the Italians... 349 00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:40,250 - What do you do, Bernese? 350 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,343 - Jennifer. 351 00:18:41,343 --> 00:18:43,980 - Oh, I'm so sorry! - That's okay. 352 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:47,195 - Jennifer is a much prettier name than Bernese! 353 00:18:47,195 --> 00:18:48,199 What do you do? 354 00:18:48,199 --> 00:18:49,923 - Oh, I have a company. 355 00:18:49,923 --> 00:18:51,992 - A company? - Yeah. 356 00:18:51,992 --> 00:18:54,393 - You have a company? - Yes. 357 00:18:54,393 --> 00:18:56,727 - She is the only one person in the room that's employed. 358 00:18:56,727 --> 00:18:58,070 (laughing) 359 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,080 - Here comes the welcome wagon! 360 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,620 I hope everybody is hungry! 361 00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:04,573 Wait 'til you taste it, this is the greatest bread in town! 362 00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:06,700 - Oh Moe, you're a doll, thanks. 363 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,170 - Thank you honey. - I'm hungry. 364 00:19:08,170 --> 00:19:10,070 - So I heard about that fink Reinhorn. 365 00:19:11,104 --> 00:19:12,087 Are you all right? 366 00:19:12,087 --> 00:19:13,560 - I'm fine, thank you. 367 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,393 - What kind of fine? 368 00:19:14,393 --> 00:19:15,560 You need peppin' up! 369 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,520 I know just the thing. 370 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,120 Don't go away, I'll be right back. 371 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,164 - Okay. 372 00:19:19,164 --> 00:19:20,555 (chuckling) 373 00:19:20,555 --> 00:19:22,952 - Cute guy. - He's cute, yeah. 374 00:19:22,952 --> 00:19:25,610 - So you have a business? - Oh, yes. 375 00:19:25,610 --> 00:19:29,360 - I manufacture a line of clothing and accessories for dogs. 376 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,690 I mean, you see, I'm a dog lover, 377 00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:34,120 so I put out a catalog for other dog lovers like myself. 378 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:38,095 You know, little extravagances like fur-lined raincoats, 379 00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:41,000 jeweled collars with matching jeweled leashes, 380 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,530 pajamas, that sort of thing. 381 00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:44,500 - Pajamas for dogs? - Yeah. 382 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,260 - I don't believe it! 383 00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:47,830 - Believe it, believe it. 384 00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:49,280 You should see how she lives. 385 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,760 It only goes to prove, pal. 386 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,330 You got a gimmick and some money, you can sell anything. 387 00:19:54,330 --> 00:19:55,560 - Yeah, you know Charlie's right. 388 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,160 I mean, do you know how many dog lovers 389 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,285 there are in this country? 390 00:19:58,285 --> 00:19:59,759 - I bet you there's a lot. 391 00:19:59,759 --> 00:20:01,650 - And you'd be surprised how many 392 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:03,567 music lovers there are in this country! 393 00:20:03,567 --> 00:20:04,540 - [Abe] Oh no. 394 00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:06,310 - Any requests? - Yeah, don't play. 395 00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:09,059 - [Jennifer] Play something classical, Moe. 396 00:20:09,059 --> 00:20:11,976 (loud cello music) 397 00:20:13,075 --> 00:20:14,363 - All right, whose bet is it? 398 00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:17,035 - I go, wait, it's your bet. - Oh, it's my bet? 399 00:20:17,035 --> 00:20:19,479 - Yeah, it's your bet. - Jacks are playing. 400 00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:23,503 - Jacks are playing? - I'll raise 10 cents. 401 00:20:23,503 --> 00:20:26,253 (all chattering) 402 00:20:27,743 --> 00:20:30,410 (clock ticking) 403 00:21:00,728 --> 00:21:03,700 (phone ringing) 404 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:05,494 - Hello, hello? 405 00:21:05,494 --> 00:21:07,345 Who is this, who is this? 406 00:21:07,345 --> 00:21:10,129 It's 1:30 in the morning! 407 00:21:10,129 --> 00:21:11,681 What? 408 00:21:11,681 --> 00:21:12,880 Now? 409 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,423 What do you mean you can't wait? 410 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:25,708 (bell dinging) 411 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,400 - Gentlemen, be seated. 412 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,673 - What is it, what is it? 413 00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:40,540 - Okay, what couldn't wait? 414 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:43,740 - I couldn't sleep. - So you woke us up? 415 00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:45,760 - Charlie, you remember that girl you brought over 416 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,430 to my house to play poker tonight? 417 00:21:47,430 --> 00:21:49,130 Uh, you know, Jennifer. 418 00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:50,043 - Yeah, I know her. 419 00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,750 I just left her in bed. 420 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,331 - I'm sorry. 421 00:21:53,331 --> 00:21:57,310 Look, if she can build a business selling pajamas to dogs, 422 00:21:57,310 --> 00:21:59,290 what's to stop us from building our own business? 423 00:21:59,290 --> 00:22:01,830 - For this you drive me out of a warm bed? 424 00:22:01,830 --> 00:22:03,480 You're a lunatic! - Yeah, you're a lunatic! 425 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,540 - I'm goin' home. - Me too. 426 00:22:05,540 --> 00:22:07,293 - Fellas, fellas, fellas! 427 00:22:08,450 --> 00:22:09,460 Don't you remember years ago 428 00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:12,510 we dreamed about goin' into business for ourselves. 429 00:22:12,510 --> 00:22:13,380 Remember? 430 00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:14,350 - What did we know then? 431 00:22:14,350 --> 00:22:15,710 We were babies. 432 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,760 We were only 50 years old. 433 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,250 - You know, you're hallucinatin'. 434 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,330 I gotta get some sleep! 435 00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:22,890 I got a big day at the track tomorrow. 436 00:22:22,890 --> 00:22:23,723 - Charlie! 437 00:22:25,370 --> 00:22:26,730 I dunno what's wrong with you, 438 00:22:26,730 --> 00:22:28,939 but ever since Edie passed away, 439 00:22:28,939 --> 00:22:30,490 may she rest in peace, 440 00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:33,090 you really don't give a damn about anything, do you? 441 00:22:37,630 --> 00:22:39,550 You're a bright, charming man, 442 00:22:39,550 --> 00:22:41,910 and you still got a lot goin' for you. 443 00:22:41,910 --> 00:22:44,940 But you're throwin' it away on horses and women. 444 00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:46,450 - Yeah, you're throwin' it away. 445 00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:48,510 - And you, Mr. Agreeable! 446 00:22:48,510 --> 00:22:50,660 When are you gonna take a stand on something, eh? 447 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:51,493 - Well, I-- 448 00:22:51,493 --> 00:22:53,490 - Louis, Louis, will you just relax for a minute? 449 00:22:53,490 --> 00:22:55,050 You know what it takes to go into business? 450 00:22:55,050 --> 00:22:56,500 Money, lots of money! 451 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,170 And that's after you get a great idea. 452 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:02,360 - Charlie, you're the best accountant on the whole avenue. 453 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,510 And you, I know you. 454 00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:06,980 If you believe in something, you'll sell it. 455 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,660 You'll sell the hell out of it! 456 00:23:08,660 --> 00:23:09,680 And me? 457 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,680 I think I have a few years of experience 458 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:12,853 of how to make clothes. 459 00:23:14,130 --> 00:23:15,000 Hmm? 460 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,383 - Sweetheart, you know I love ya. 461 00:23:18,267 --> 00:23:19,963 But you're livin' in the past. 462 00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:24,040 Today, the market is geared toward the young people. 463 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,870 - Right, you're absolutely right. 464 00:23:25,870 --> 00:23:27,150 There are thousands of companies 465 00:23:27,150 --> 00:23:28,390 designing clothes for young people. 466 00:23:28,390 --> 00:23:30,310 - That's what I'm trying to tell ya! 467 00:23:30,310 --> 00:23:31,180 - Right. 468 00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:34,073 But who's designing clothes for older people? 469 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:36,633 Hmm? 470 00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:45,020 People over 65 designing clothes for people over 65. 471 00:23:50,198 --> 00:23:52,948 (military music) 472 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:59,123 (men chattering) 473 00:23:59,123 --> 00:24:02,107 - Don't worry, I'll let you do the talking. 474 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,523 I don't say anything, you keep talking. 475 00:24:04,523 --> 00:24:07,023 (light music) 476 00:24:11,134 --> 00:24:11,967 - Hold it. 477 00:24:11,967 --> 00:24:12,800 - What? - What? 478 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,633 - Charlie, are you sure you've got 479 00:24:13,633 --> 00:24:14,943 this thing budgeted out just right? 480 00:24:14,943 --> 00:24:15,776 - I'm sure, I'm sure. 481 00:24:15,776 --> 00:24:17,720 - Maybe you can do it for less. 482 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,430 - Abe, I've budgeted right on the schnozz. 483 00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:21,843 We can't do it for less than 130 thousand. 484 00:24:21,843 --> 00:24:23,843 - That's it? - That's it. 485 00:24:25,733 --> 00:24:27,119 - Oh, yes. - What? 486 00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:27,952 - No cigars. 487 00:24:27,952 --> 00:24:29,126 - [Both] No cigars? 488 00:24:29,126 --> 00:24:30,430 - No cigar, you don't go to a loan office 489 00:24:30,430 --> 00:24:31,970 with cigars waving around your face. 490 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,150 - But these are two dollar cigars! 491 00:24:33,150 --> 00:24:34,116 I bought 'em especially for today! 492 00:24:34,116 --> 00:24:35,840 - I don't care, give me the cigars. 493 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:36,673 - What are you doin'? 494 00:24:36,673 --> 00:24:37,788 Hey, don't put 'em in there. 495 00:24:37,788 --> 00:24:39,719 - I'll put 'em over here. - They dump that thing out. 496 00:24:39,719 --> 00:24:40,940 - So what? - I'll handle it. 497 00:24:40,940 --> 00:24:42,227 - What are you doin'? 498 00:24:44,705 --> 00:24:45,538 - Look at this. 499 00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:53,500 (chuckling) - You're kidding. 500 00:24:55,310 --> 00:24:56,430 - Senior Sophisticates. 501 00:24:56,430 --> 00:24:58,930 Styles for senior citizens. 502 00:24:58,930 --> 00:25:00,010 - How do you like it? 503 00:25:00,010 --> 00:25:01,630 - Sounds interesting. 504 00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:03,880 How much will you need for this venture? 505 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,410 - Young lady, if I'd know loan officers 506 00:25:05,410 --> 00:25:06,243 were as pretty as this, 507 00:25:06,243 --> 00:25:07,930 I'd have done a lot more borrowing. 508 00:25:10,947 --> 00:25:12,490 Uh... 509 00:25:12,490 --> 00:25:14,350 Well, my associates and I 510 00:25:14,350 --> 00:25:15,610 have put together 30 thousand dollars 511 00:25:15,610 --> 00:25:17,245 and what we need to complete the project 512 00:25:17,245 --> 00:25:19,730 is we must borrow 100 thousand. 513 00:25:19,730 --> 00:25:21,630 - A million, if you happen to have it! 514 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,040 - Well, what can you provide for collateral? 515 00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:30,080 - Well, between the three of us 516 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:34,523 we can provide 120 years of hard business experience. 517 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:39,510 - That's very commendable. 518 00:25:39,510 --> 00:25:40,730 But I'm afraid that's not 519 00:25:40,730 --> 00:25:42,780 the kind of collateral we're looking for. 520 00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:47,821 (soft music) 521 00:25:47,821 --> 00:25:48,654 - What are we gonna do, Charlie? 522 00:25:48,654 --> 00:25:50,060 - I dunno, what do you want from me? 523 00:25:50,060 --> 00:25:51,440 In the old days I could walk in-- 524 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,763 - I know you could, but you... 525 00:25:52,763 --> 00:25:55,596 - Those days are over. - I dunno... 526 00:26:17,829 --> 00:26:19,027 - Can I have a bag of chestnuts, please? 527 00:26:19,027 --> 00:26:20,240 - You need any money? 528 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,970 - No, I can afford a bag of chestnuts, Dad. 529 00:26:21,970 --> 00:26:25,110 - Well in that case, you got an extra 100 thousand on ya? 530 00:26:25,110 --> 00:26:26,920 - I wish I did. - So do I. 531 00:26:28,710 --> 00:26:31,370 - Hey, ya know, you're so skinny. 532 00:26:31,370 --> 00:26:33,971 You been on one of those crazy vegetable diets again? 533 00:26:33,971 --> 00:26:34,913 - No, no, no. 534 00:26:34,913 --> 00:26:36,800 I'm gettin' ready to do my first one-man show. 535 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:37,960 I don't have time to eat. 536 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,570 - You serious? 537 00:26:39,570 --> 00:26:42,290 - Yeah, 27 pieces of sculpture at the Rita Gallery. 538 00:26:42,290 --> 00:26:43,123 - What gallery? 539 00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:44,066 - The Rita, Rita. 540 00:26:44,066 --> 00:26:44,899 It's a big gallery. 541 00:26:44,899 --> 00:26:46,090 - Rita? - Yeah. 542 00:26:46,090 --> 00:26:48,390 - I used to go with a gal by the name of Rita. 543 00:26:49,830 --> 00:26:51,320 Tell me, what are you gonna wear? 544 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,579 - I dunno, it's not important. 545 00:26:52,579 --> 00:26:54,077 - It's important. - It's not important! 546 00:26:54,077 --> 00:26:54,910 - The show is important. 547 00:26:54,910 --> 00:26:55,743 - I don't wanna argue with you, kid-- 548 00:26:55,743 --> 00:26:57,250 - Then let's not. 549 00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:58,477 - What do you mean let's not? 550 00:26:58,477 --> 00:27:00,740 You should wear a suit and tie. 551 00:27:00,740 --> 00:27:02,270 - Oh, right. - Don't laugh. 552 00:27:02,270 --> 00:27:05,350 - I've worn a suit and tie every day for 40 years. 553 00:27:05,350 --> 00:27:07,753 - Yeah, well maybe that explains why you never change. 554 00:27:09,340 --> 00:27:10,190 - What do you mean by that? 555 00:27:10,190 --> 00:27:11,023 Just tell me, what do you-- 556 00:27:11,023 --> 00:27:11,890 - What I mean is why don't you just 557 00:27:11,890 --> 00:27:13,200 give me some kind of support, okay? 558 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,950 This is my first show! 559 00:27:14,950 --> 00:27:16,250 - It's a great achievement, 560 00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:17,680 this sculptor thing that you're doing. 561 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:18,530 - This sculptor thing? 562 00:27:18,530 --> 00:27:20,450 I've been doing this sculptor thing for eight years, 563 00:27:20,450 --> 00:27:21,663 but who's counting? 564 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,940 - Hey, did you see in the paper, your friend Harvey... 565 00:27:27,018 --> 00:27:27,851 What's his name? 566 00:27:27,851 --> 00:27:28,684 - Axel, right? - Axel, your guy's-- 567 00:27:28,684 --> 00:27:30,142 - Yeah, that's real important right now. 568 00:27:30,142 --> 00:27:31,047 I don't have time for this. 569 00:27:31,047 --> 00:27:34,690 - But she must be a very rich girl, this girl, she... 570 00:27:37,087 --> 00:27:39,967 (cars honking) 571 00:27:39,967 --> 00:27:43,384 - Is this it? - I'm gonna eat, I'm hungry. 572 00:27:45,535 --> 00:27:47,167 - We're not askin' for dimes here! 573 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,623 - You know you gotta get the money. 574 00:27:48,623 --> 00:27:51,480 - It's important money we gotta have here. 575 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,366 - Hello, Louis. 576 00:27:53,366 --> 00:27:55,590 - Hello, Mr. Reinhorn. 577 00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:59,130 - How are you, uh, enjoying your retirement? 578 00:27:59,130 --> 00:28:00,210 - Retirement? 579 00:28:00,210 --> 00:28:02,169 I wouldn't know about that. 580 00:28:02,169 --> 00:28:03,669 I want you to meet my partners. 581 00:28:03,669 --> 00:28:05,861 Abe Mercer, Charlie Warren. 582 00:28:05,861 --> 00:28:07,370 - Hiya. - Hello. 583 00:28:07,370 --> 00:28:09,770 - We're going into business together. 584 00:28:09,770 --> 00:28:11,010 - Oh really? 585 00:28:11,010 --> 00:28:12,903 - Yeah, really. - That's right. 586 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,300 - Well, I wish you a lotta success. 587 00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:19,543 Moe, why don't you put their lunch on my tab. 588 00:28:20,590 --> 00:28:22,993 - Moe, please don't do that. 589 00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:23,826 - What's the matter Louis? 590 00:28:23,826 --> 00:28:24,710 I wish you success. 591 00:28:24,710 --> 00:28:26,997 - I know what you wish me, Mr. Reinhorn. 592 00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:28,380 But don't count me out yet. 593 00:28:28,380 --> 00:28:29,680 I'm still in the business. 594 00:28:30,630 --> 00:28:32,240 Shall we have lunch, gentlemen? 595 00:28:38,833 --> 00:28:40,409 - [Charlie] Here comes a bit of sunshine. 596 00:28:40,409 --> 00:28:41,242 - Hi, hi Dad. 597 00:28:41,242 --> 00:28:42,546 - Hey Barbara, how are ya? 598 00:28:42,546 --> 00:28:43,707 - How you doin' councilor? - Hi, how's everybody? 599 00:28:43,707 --> 00:28:45,270 - Hey gorgeous. - Fine, fine. 600 00:28:45,270 --> 00:28:46,520 - Wanna sit down, sweetheart, and have some lunch? 601 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:47,603 - Oh Dad, I'm sorry, I can't. 602 00:28:47,603 --> 00:28:48,980 I gotta be in court at two o' clock. 603 00:28:48,980 --> 00:28:50,690 - You're so busy. 604 00:28:50,690 --> 00:28:53,060 When do you have time to meet someone nice? 605 00:28:53,060 --> 00:28:55,498 - Well, as a matter of fact, I just met someone. 606 00:28:55,498 --> 00:28:56,331 - You're kiddin'. 607 00:28:56,331 --> 00:28:57,838 - No, I'm handling this divorce case. 608 00:28:57,838 --> 00:28:58,678 - [All] Divorce? 609 00:28:58,678 --> 00:29:00,295 - The man is divorced, what's the matter with you? 610 00:29:00,295 --> 00:29:01,346 - Does he have to pay any alimony? 611 00:29:01,346 --> 00:29:02,758 - [Louis] Don't go with a divorced man! 612 00:29:02,758 --> 00:29:04,406 - Does he got kids? - He's divorced? 613 00:29:04,406 --> 00:29:05,398 - What does he do for a livin'? 614 00:29:05,398 --> 00:29:06,734 (voices clamoring) 615 00:29:06,734 --> 00:29:07,778 - Objection! 616 00:29:07,778 --> 00:29:09,350 - Objection overruled. 617 00:29:09,350 --> 00:29:10,990 Look, you deserve somebody nice. 618 00:29:10,990 --> 00:29:13,506 You worked very hard in your life to get where you are. 619 00:29:13,506 --> 00:29:15,400 Take your time, it's important. 620 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,874 - He's the attorney for the other side. 621 00:29:17,874 --> 00:29:19,429 - An attorney, oh boy. 622 00:29:19,429 --> 00:29:20,262 - When is he coming to dinner? 623 00:29:20,262 --> 00:29:22,610 - Yeah, when are we gonna meet this guy? 624 00:29:22,610 --> 00:29:25,311 - I love having three fathers. (laughs) 625 00:29:25,311 --> 00:29:27,831 Well, I do have your partnership contracts here. 626 00:29:27,831 --> 00:29:29,597 Why don't you take them home? 627 00:29:29,597 --> 00:29:30,727 - We really don't need a contract. 628 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:32,063 - Well, you really should have one. 629 00:29:32,063 --> 00:29:33,146 This is business. 630 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:34,386 - We're pals... 631 00:29:34,386 --> 00:29:36,170 - If you have any questions, you can call me tonight. 632 00:29:36,170 --> 00:29:37,052 I gotta run. 633 00:29:37,052 --> 00:29:37,885 - Hey, hey, hey... 634 00:29:37,885 --> 00:29:39,600 Don't forget your Uncle Charlie. 635 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,960 - I would never forget my Uncle Charlie. 636 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,472 - Hey, what about-- - Or my Uncle Abe. 637 00:29:45,472 --> 00:29:46,790 - Bye. - Don't forget to call me. 638 00:29:46,790 --> 00:29:48,250 - I won't, Dad. 639 00:29:48,250 --> 00:29:49,670 - Hi Barbara. - Hi Moe. 640 00:29:49,670 --> 00:29:51,830 - Hiya fellas, everybody happy? 641 00:29:51,830 --> 00:29:55,240 - I haven't had so much fun since I paid my income tax. 642 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,450 - Come on fellas, really, what's the trouble? 643 00:29:57,450 --> 00:29:58,920 What's wrong, what's goin' on? 644 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,468 - Nothin' that 100 thousand dollars couldn't cure. 645 00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:04,510 - Every bank in town turned us down. 646 00:30:04,510 --> 00:30:05,343 - Can't get any money anywhere. 647 00:30:05,343 --> 00:30:06,889 We went all over. 648 00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:08,430 - Why didn't you come to me sooner? 649 00:30:08,430 --> 00:30:11,310 - Look, Moe, we wanna borrow money, not potato salad. 650 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,530 - Oh come on, how do you think I started this delicatessen? 651 00:30:13,530 --> 00:30:16,790 I'm gonna send you to my personal banker Frank Johnson. 652 00:30:16,790 --> 00:30:20,710 He's a sweet lovable man, got a real feel for people. 653 00:30:20,710 --> 00:30:22,760 - Mr. Johnson, we have what we feel 654 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:26,023 is a very novel and very viable idea. 655 00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:32,780 It's stylish clothes especially made for older people. 656 00:30:32,780 --> 00:30:34,810 - And clothing made by older people. 657 00:30:34,810 --> 00:30:36,590 - Yes, people who are considered too old 658 00:30:36,590 --> 00:30:38,193 to work in today's marketplace. 659 00:30:40,570 --> 00:30:43,223 - Mr. Johnson, may I call you Frank? 660 00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:46,210 Mr. Johnson-- 661 00:30:46,210 --> 00:30:48,260 - Sir, I'm sure we will succeed 662 00:30:48,260 --> 00:30:49,472 if you can find it in your heart 663 00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:53,080 to loan us 100 thousand dollars. 664 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:56,137 - You see, this idea would make the older people 665 00:30:56,137 --> 00:30:58,890 not only look better, but feel better, 666 00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:00,000 which is more important. 667 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,460 - And it'll make you feel better too, sir, 668 00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:04,093 knowing you're part of this noble project. 669 00:31:11,050 --> 00:31:13,220 - That's a very impressive idea. 670 00:31:13,220 --> 00:31:14,812 - Who said that? 671 00:31:14,812 --> 00:31:15,645 - Do you like it? 672 00:31:15,645 --> 00:31:17,558 - [Mr. Johnson] The idea, yes. 673 00:31:17,558 --> 00:31:19,690 A matter of fact, I think you have a real winner here. 674 00:31:19,690 --> 00:31:21,520 - What'd he say? - Real winner. 675 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,957 - Huh? - Winner. 676 00:31:22,957 --> 00:31:25,440 - According to the figures in this projection, 677 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,300 I can loan you 75 thousand dollars. 678 00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:30,450 You're gonna have to get the rest yourself. 679 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,544 Course we have a problem with that-- 680 00:31:33,544 --> 00:31:34,377 - No! 681 00:31:34,377 --> 00:31:35,830 No, no problem whatsoever. 682 00:31:36,820 --> 00:31:38,133 - Oh no, no problem! 683 00:31:41,230 --> 00:31:42,500 - No problem, huh? 684 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,520 Where we gonna get the 25 thousand dollars? 685 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,760 - What is your mom gonna say to the man? 686 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,150 Look, this guy's our last hope. 687 00:31:47,150 --> 00:31:48,785 Let's not look a gift horse in the mouth. 688 00:31:48,785 --> 00:31:51,040 - I've seen horses with more expression. 689 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,510 - Yeah, well, you should know. 690 00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:54,130 - Look, we got time to figure this thing out. 691 00:31:54,130 --> 00:31:55,960 It's six to eight weeks before we know about the loan. 692 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:56,793 - Six to eight weeks? 693 00:31:56,793 --> 00:31:58,170 What if we don't get the loan? 694 00:31:58,170 --> 00:31:59,357 - Oh, will you stop? 695 00:31:59,357 --> 00:32:01,540 - Charlie, where you goin'? - Charlie, where you goin'? 696 00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:02,373 - Charlie! 697 00:32:02,373 --> 00:32:04,700 - They don't give away money in the store, they take it. 698 00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:07,100 - Shopping relaxes me, helps me think. 699 00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:08,220 I'll think of something. 700 00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:10,920 - Yeah, he'll think of something. 701 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,200 - Let's not think of it as 25 thousand dollars. 702 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,053 Let's think of it more like eight thousand dollars apiece. 703 00:32:16,933 --> 00:32:20,082 - You know, I don't really need life insurance. 704 00:32:20,082 --> 00:32:21,430 I've got nobody to leave it to anyway. 705 00:32:21,430 --> 00:32:24,970 - Ah... (chair buzzing) 706 00:32:24,970 --> 00:32:26,420 - Hey, what about the cemetery plot 707 00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:28,610 you bought for you and Francis? 708 00:32:28,610 --> 00:32:31,170 - It was an anniversary present! 709 00:32:31,170 --> 00:32:32,760 - How romantic. 710 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,020 - Fellas, we're gonna have to make some sacrifices. 711 00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:36,620 - Charlie, you wouldn't be spending 712 00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:38,060 all your money at discotheques 713 00:32:38,060 --> 00:32:41,030 if you went out with someone your own age. 714 00:32:41,030 --> 00:32:43,720 - Where am I gonna find a woman who'll admit she's my age? 715 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,080 - At least he spends some of his money. 716 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,800 - Listen, what about a mortgage on a house? 717 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,870 - That's gone already. 718 00:32:49,870 --> 00:32:51,716 Remember, Barbara's law school. 719 00:32:51,716 --> 00:32:53,783 - What about a second? - Second? 720 00:32:54,671 --> 00:32:56,271 - Lillian wouldn't hear of that. 721 00:32:57,673 --> 00:33:00,867 I could ask her about the jewelry her mother left her. 722 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,901 No, I couldn't, I couldn't do that. 723 00:33:03,901 --> 00:33:05,453 Oh, I can hear it now. 724 00:33:06,750 --> 00:33:09,460 - Perhaps you'd care for a shower, gentlemen. 725 00:33:09,460 --> 00:33:10,293 Some towels? 726 00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:13,425 - No thank you, we're just browsing. 727 00:33:16,510 --> 00:33:17,710 - We're not gonna get that loan. 728 00:33:17,710 --> 00:33:18,990 Six weeks and two days 729 00:33:18,990 --> 00:33:21,210 and we still haven't heard from Mr. Personality. 730 00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:23,290 - He turned us down, and I know it. 731 00:33:23,290 --> 00:33:25,510 - Let's not get crazy, we don't know that yet. 732 00:33:25,510 --> 00:33:27,873 - Only an idiot doesn't know that yet! 733 00:33:27,873 --> 00:33:29,333 - You sound so negative. 734 00:33:29,333 --> 00:33:31,070 (coughing) 735 00:33:31,070 --> 00:33:32,600 - I'm not negative, I'm mad. 736 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,001 - I'm wet. - Oh, you were born wet. 737 00:33:35,001 --> 00:33:35,834 - Look, you know you were right the first time. 738 00:33:35,834 --> 00:33:37,240 You're an idiot. 739 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,398 - Hey, if I'm such an idiot, 740 00:33:38,398 --> 00:33:40,250 let somebody else do the books. 741 00:33:40,250 --> 00:33:41,430 - What are you talkin' about, somebody else do the books? 742 00:33:41,430 --> 00:33:42,695 Will ya stop-- 743 00:33:42,695 --> 00:33:45,362 (phone ringing) 744 00:33:46,710 --> 00:33:47,543 - Hello? 745 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:49,633 Yeah? 746 00:33:50,690 --> 00:33:52,000 Yeah? 747 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,880 Well, lemme ask my partners. 748 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,693 Would you guys like 12 dance lessons for 26 dollars? 749 00:33:57,693 --> 00:34:01,227 - Oh, give me the phone. - You wanna hit him first? 750 00:34:01,227 --> 00:34:03,823 (doorbell ringing) 751 00:34:03,823 --> 00:34:05,953 - It's Lillian, she forgot her key. 752 00:34:05,953 --> 00:34:07,790 - Edie always forgot her key. 753 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:09,963 Come on, deal. 754 00:34:14,615 --> 00:34:16,360 - You know... 755 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,900 Waiting for that money. 756 00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:19,578 - Hey, save that for your customers, eh? 757 00:34:19,578 --> 00:34:20,411 Deal. 758 00:34:23,034 --> 00:34:24,030 - Fellas? - What? 759 00:34:24,030 --> 00:34:26,870 - It was the mailman, and it's registered. 760 00:34:26,870 --> 00:34:28,070 - That's our phone call. 761 00:34:29,130 --> 00:34:29,963 Open it. 762 00:34:31,380 --> 00:34:33,430 - Here, I'm the controller, I'll open it. 763 00:34:35,694 --> 00:34:37,861 - Come on! - What's it say? 764 00:34:39,290 --> 00:34:42,907 - Oh my God, we got the money! 765 00:34:42,907 --> 00:34:44,410 - Here it is in black and white, black and white! 766 00:34:44,410 --> 00:34:45,631 And it's signed! 767 00:34:45,631 --> 00:34:47,706 - We got the moolah, we got it! 768 00:34:47,706 --> 00:34:49,134 - We got the moolah! - We got the moolah! 769 00:34:49,134 --> 00:34:50,922 - We got the moolah! - Moolah! 770 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:52,462 ♪ We got the moolah ♪ 771 00:34:52,462 --> 00:34:54,114 ♪ We got the dough ♪ 772 00:34:54,114 --> 00:34:57,289 ♪ We got a 75 and oh oh oh ♪ 773 00:34:57,289 --> 00:34:59,027 ♪ Hey we got the moolah ♪ 774 00:34:59,027 --> 00:35:00,857 ♪ We have got the dough ♪ 775 00:35:00,857 --> 00:35:04,217 ♪ We got a 75 and three little O's ♪ 776 00:35:04,217 --> 00:35:07,635 ♪ Oh we got the moolah, we got the dough ♪ 777 00:35:07,635 --> 00:35:10,468 (patriotic music) 778 00:35:16,149 --> 00:35:17,566 - 62, 63, 64, 65, 779 00:35:19,309 --> 00:35:20,559 67, 68, 69, 70, 780 00:35:23,713 --> 00:35:25,450 71, 72, 73... - 12 machines. 781 00:35:25,450 --> 00:35:27,060 - We're gonna need 12 machines? 782 00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:28,693 - We have breakdowns. - 74, 75, 76-- 783 00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:30,734 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Idiot! 784 00:35:30,734 --> 00:35:33,320 - Would you go measure someplace else? 785 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,420 - You made me lose my count. 786 00:35:34,420 --> 00:35:35,817 Now I gotta start all over again. 787 00:35:35,817 --> 00:35:37,150 - What are you bumpin', it's such a huge place! 788 00:35:37,150 --> 00:35:38,789 - Shh, don't say huge. 789 00:35:38,789 --> 00:35:40,690 I gotta negotiate with this guy. 790 00:35:40,690 --> 00:35:41,706 - All right, I'm sorry. 791 00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:43,390 (mumbling) 792 00:35:43,390 --> 00:35:45,340 - Uh, Mr. Vasquen? 793 00:35:45,340 --> 00:35:46,640 - Well, what do you think? 794 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,260 It's right in the center of the Garment District. 795 00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:49,260 A gorgeous showroom. 796 00:35:50,110 --> 00:35:52,260 - I dunno, to me it looks a little bit on the small side. 797 00:35:52,260 --> 00:35:53,680 - He's right, it looks a little bit on the small side. 798 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,370 - We could just about manage. 799 00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:56,953 - Yeah, we could just about manage. 800 00:35:56,953 --> 00:35:58,640 - What, are you kiddin'? 801 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,540 Where are you gonna get 5,000 square feet of space 802 00:36:00,540 --> 00:36:01,890 like this in Manhattan? 803 00:36:01,890 --> 00:36:04,093 It's perfect, and you know it. 804 00:36:04,093 --> 00:36:07,070 - Then what are you asking for this perfection? 805 00:36:07,070 --> 00:36:08,890 - Only 14,500 dollars. 806 00:36:08,890 --> 00:36:09,723 - Only? 807 00:36:10,770 --> 00:36:12,624 - Excuse me, I've gotta talk to my partners. 808 00:36:12,624 --> 00:36:13,457 Come over here. 809 00:36:13,457 --> 00:36:14,290 - Only 14 thousand? 810 00:36:14,290 --> 00:36:15,123 What are you, crazy? 811 00:36:15,123 --> 00:36:16,640 - Fellas, we can be very creative in a place like this. 812 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:17,473 I really mean it. 813 00:36:17,473 --> 00:36:18,760 Look at them right pouring in. 814 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,381 - Yeah, look at the money pouring out! 815 00:36:20,381 --> 00:36:21,214 - Will you cut it? - 14,500! 816 00:36:22,382 --> 00:36:26,120 - 14,500 divided by 12 comes to 1,208 dollar 817 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,462 33 and and a thirds in a month. 818 00:36:27,462 --> 00:36:30,000 But if I can get him down to a thousand, should we take it? 819 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,100 - Take it? Grab it! 820 00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:32,893 - Maybe he'll take 800 dollars. 821 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:36,640 - Uh, Mr. Vasquen... 822 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,613 Would you take 12 thousand? 823 00:36:40,091 --> 00:36:41,430 - Will you sign a three year lease? 824 00:36:41,430 --> 00:36:42,860 - Two years. 825 00:36:42,860 --> 00:36:44,850 - Okay, two. 826 00:36:44,850 --> 00:36:45,940 Shake. 827 00:36:45,940 --> 00:36:47,353 - Mr. Vasquen, you got a deal. 828 00:36:47,353 --> 00:36:49,660 That's two years at 12 thousand a year. 829 00:36:49,660 --> 00:36:50,750 - It's 12 thousand a month. 830 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,594 (cigar popping) 831 00:36:52,594 --> 00:36:54,220 - A month? - A month. 832 00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:55,670 - What does that come with, breakfast and bed? 833 00:36:55,670 --> 00:36:58,050 - Somebody call a cop, there's a holdup in progress! 834 00:36:58,050 --> 00:36:59,170 'Ey! - Month! 835 00:36:59,170 --> 00:37:00,530 - With all due respect, gentlemen, 836 00:37:00,530 --> 00:37:01,847 may I suggest New Jersey? - You're crazy! 837 00:37:01,847 --> 00:37:03,706 - You're crazy, that's what you are! 838 00:37:03,706 --> 00:37:06,038 - I know a laundromat with an empty storeroom in the back. 839 00:37:06,038 --> 00:37:09,102 - Kiss my cigar! - Stick your head in a dryer! 840 00:37:09,102 --> 00:37:11,449 (soft music) 841 00:37:11,449 --> 00:37:12,553 - Isn't this interesting? 842 00:37:12,553 --> 00:37:15,065 - I dunno, thing's kinda odd, that's what it is. 843 00:37:15,065 --> 00:37:17,400 - Have you ever been in a place like this? 844 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,840 - In a wharf like this, never. 845 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,303 - Look at all these people. - Boy... 846 00:37:23,507 --> 00:37:25,790 - There's a lot of people. - Oh, it's so exciting. 847 00:37:25,790 --> 00:37:28,029 - Oh, there's guest book. - You better register. 848 00:37:28,029 --> 00:37:30,089 - Should we sign? - Let them know we're here. 849 00:37:30,089 --> 00:37:31,541 - Do you want to sign it? - No, you sign it. 850 00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:33,613 - I want Tony to know that we're here. 851 00:37:33,613 --> 00:37:34,630 - Should I sign the first names, or-- 852 00:37:34,630 --> 00:37:35,981 - Anything, just sign it darling, 853 00:37:35,981 --> 00:37:37,591 'cause there's a lot of people here. 854 00:37:37,591 --> 00:37:40,309 - All right, all right. - Okay, baby? 855 00:37:40,309 --> 00:37:43,226 (discordant music) 856 00:37:48,972 --> 00:37:51,972 (people chattering) 857 00:37:58,050 --> 00:38:00,020 - Tony, there's an art critic here from Washington 858 00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:01,490 that I'd like you to meet when you get a chance. 859 00:38:01,490 --> 00:38:02,365 - Great. - All right? 860 00:38:02,365 --> 00:38:03,198 - Yeah, all right. 861 00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:04,800 - So you have you had any of the hors d'oeuvres? 862 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,370 - Well, we just got here. 863 00:38:06,370 --> 00:38:09,797 - Oh, well come with me before they're all gone. 864 00:38:09,797 --> 00:38:12,000 - I'll bring you some, sweetheart. 865 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,400 - Not too much on the plate. 866 00:38:14,430 --> 00:38:16,023 - So, what do you think? 867 00:38:16,023 --> 00:38:18,120 - I've gotta admit... 868 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,913 That piece over there, what is it? 869 00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:23,410 - Well, what do you think it is? 870 00:38:23,410 --> 00:38:24,390 - I think it's... 871 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,433 - Yeah? 872 00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:28,623 - You think it'll sell? 873 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:31,550 - That's not an opinion. 874 00:38:32,630 --> 00:38:34,363 - Everybody's talking about your work. 875 00:38:34,363 --> 00:38:36,290 It's so exciting! 876 00:38:36,290 --> 00:38:38,565 - Thanks. - I'm not hungry. 877 00:38:38,565 --> 00:38:41,351 - So how is Senior Sophisticates coming? 878 00:38:41,351 --> 00:38:43,040 - Well, not too good. 879 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,070 We haven't found a loft yet. 880 00:38:45,070 --> 00:38:46,870 We must've looked at a dozen places. 881 00:38:48,100 --> 00:38:49,370 Too expensive. 882 00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:51,520 - Why don't you guys come up and take a look at my space? 883 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,320 The artist I share the loft with is moving to Los Angeles. 884 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:55,300 If you can take plaster flying 885 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,210 I think I can take sewing machines. 886 00:38:57,210 --> 00:38:59,620 - What if you and I don't get along? 887 00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:01,620 - Just don't tell me about suits and ties. 888 00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:02,680 - Tony, I'm your father. 889 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,810 A father wants his son to be better. 890 00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:06,100 - Yeah, your idea of better. 891 00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:07,770 - What's wrong with my idea of better? 892 00:39:07,770 --> 00:39:08,920 - Keep your voice down, okay? 893 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,653 - I'm not yelling, I'm-- - Just keep your voice down! 894 00:39:10,653 --> 00:39:11,486 - I'm just talking to you, 895 00:39:11,486 --> 00:39:13,163 and you doin' that since you were a kid! 896 00:39:14,623 --> 00:39:16,623 - [Francis] Do you want the loft or not? 897 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,718 - I'll have to talk to Louis and Charlie. 898 00:39:19,718 --> 00:39:21,218 - [Francis] Abe... 899 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,680 - Okay, I'll take it. 900 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,293 - Okay, you got it. 901 00:39:29,210 --> 00:39:31,560 - If only nations could get together like this. 902 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,350 - Okay Alana, just a little bit more. 903 00:39:39,350 --> 00:39:40,183 Here we go. 904 00:39:40,183 --> 00:39:42,990 - (gasps) It's cold. 905 00:39:42,990 --> 00:39:44,273 - I know, I'm almost done. 906 00:39:45,308 --> 00:39:48,155 (gasping) 907 00:39:48,155 --> 00:39:49,488 - Is that legal? 908 00:39:56,255 --> 00:39:59,172 (machine whirring) 909 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,610 - Some people when they open up a business, 910 00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:04,040 they get flowers or a potted plant. 911 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,700 I gotta get black lung disease. 912 00:40:05,700 --> 00:40:07,710 Will you stop with the cigars already fellas, please? 913 00:40:07,710 --> 00:40:09,659 And give me a little room, huh? 914 00:40:09,659 --> 00:40:11,550 - How you doin' on the sample? 915 00:40:11,550 --> 00:40:12,550 - It's comin' Abe, it's comin'. 916 00:40:12,550 --> 00:40:13,383 It's gonna take time! 917 00:40:13,383 --> 00:40:16,399 - All right, that's all I wanna know. 918 00:40:16,399 --> 00:40:19,316 (machine whirring) 919 00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:24,923 - Oh, will you sit down? 920 00:40:26,318 --> 00:40:29,540 - Why doesn't she call? - She'll call, she'll call. 921 00:40:29,540 --> 00:40:31,020 - She's not your ordinary buyer, you know. 922 00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:33,020 She buys for the entire Adelson chain. 923 00:40:33,020 --> 00:40:34,440 - She told me at lunch yesterday 924 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,590 that she would definitely call today, 925 00:40:36,590 --> 00:40:37,570 that's what she told me. 926 00:40:37,570 --> 00:40:38,997 - You took her to lunch? 927 00:40:38,997 --> 00:40:40,470 - Course I took her to lunch. 928 00:40:40,470 --> 00:40:41,760 How else do you think I could get her 929 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,360 to come to this beautiful palace? 930 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,960 - Where'd you take her to lunch? 931 00:40:48,131 --> 00:40:49,215 - 21. 932 00:40:49,215 --> 00:40:51,250 - I can't hear you, talk louder. 933 00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:52,902 - 21. 934 00:40:52,902 --> 00:40:53,735 - Lou, did you hear that? 935 00:40:53,735 --> 00:40:54,568 He took her to 21! 936 00:40:54,568 --> 00:40:57,813 - A man who brings shredded beef sandwiches to work? 937 00:40:57,813 --> 00:41:00,093 - Oh, so how much did you spend? 938 00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:02,730 - Huh? 939 00:41:02,730 --> 00:41:03,980 - How much did you spend? 940 00:41:04,980 --> 00:41:06,230 - 91 dollars. 941 00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:08,130 - [Both] 91 dollars? 942 00:41:08,130 --> 00:41:09,940 - Oh, that you heard, huh? 943 00:41:09,940 --> 00:41:12,780 - You spend all that money, we haven't made a penny yet? 944 00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:14,070 And we haven't even got a sample! 945 00:41:14,070 --> 00:41:15,648 - I'm workin', I'm workin'. 946 00:41:15,648 --> 00:41:18,252 (machine whirring) (phone ringing) 947 00:41:18,252 --> 00:41:20,510 - Hold it now, Lou. 948 00:41:20,510 --> 00:41:23,163 - Senior Sophisticates, Abe speaking. 949 00:41:24,010 --> 00:41:25,483 Hello, how are ya? 950 00:41:27,150 --> 00:41:28,003 I see. 951 00:41:30,090 --> 00:41:30,923 Thanks anyway. 952 00:41:34,090 --> 00:41:34,923 - Well? 953 00:41:35,970 --> 00:41:39,530 - The buyer from Adelson, she doesn't want to see us. 954 00:41:39,530 --> 00:41:41,483 - Oh great, now you finished the firm 955 00:41:41,483 --> 00:41:43,415 and we haven't even got a sample. 956 00:41:43,415 --> 00:41:44,630 - I'm workin', I'm workin'. 957 00:41:44,630 --> 00:41:46,436 - I need a little more plaster, are you cool? 958 00:41:46,436 --> 00:41:47,832 - Fine. - Okay, you're doin' great. 959 00:41:47,832 --> 00:41:49,012 - Thanks. - Be right back. 960 00:41:49,012 --> 00:41:51,590 (phone ringing) 961 00:41:51,590 --> 00:41:53,593 - Senior Sophisticates, Abe speaking. 962 00:41:55,090 --> 00:41:56,140 Right. 963 00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:58,992 Oh, good. 964 00:41:58,992 --> 00:42:00,363 Thank you. 965 00:42:00,363 --> 00:42:01,313 Good bye. 966 00:42:04,270 --> 00:42:05,103 - What is it, a secret? 967 00:42:05,103 --> 00:42:07,620 - Charlie, can you take a buyer from Bloomingdale's 968 00:42:07,620 --> 00:42:09,430 to lunch on Thursday? 969 00:42:09,430 --> 00:42:10,350 - What does she look like? 970 00:42:10,350 --> 00:42:11,183 - What does she look like, 971 00:42:11,183 --> 00:42:12,808 I don't care if she looks like Attila the Hun! 972 00:42:12,808 --> 00:42:14,960 She's a buyer from Bloomingdale's. 973 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,460 - How old is she? 974 00:42:16,460 --> 00:42:18,410 - I think she's (mumbles). 975 00:42:18,410 --> 00:42:21,000 - Hey mumbles, how old is she? 976 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,630 - I say she's somewhere in her 50's. 977 00:42:23,630 --> 00:42:25,890 - Well, it's gonna be a short lunch. 978 00:42:25,890 --> 00:42:27,896 - All right, all right, I'll take her. 979 00:42:27,896 --> 00:42:30,813 (machine whirring) 980 00:42:37,691 --> 00:42:40,274 (saw whirring) 981 00:42:41,828 --> 00:42:43,623 - All right fellas. 982 00:42:43,623 --> 00:42:45,291 Okay Charlie, I want you to put these on 983 00:42:45,291 --> 00:42:48,110 and we'll take a look at our product, okay? 984 00:42:48,110 --> 00:42:49,070 - First one, huh? - First one. 985 00:42:49,070 --> 00:42:51,146 - Come on, go ahead. 986 00:42:51,146 --> 00:42:53,729 (smooth music) 987 00:43:02,684 --> 00:43:05,080 - [Tony] Hold on a second. 988 00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,070 - Not one word outta you! 989 00:43:07,070 --> 00:43:09,460 - I know exactly what's wrong, take 'em off. 990 00:43:15,156 --> 00:43:16,500 - You got 'em on backwards? 991 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:18,320 - No, his brain is on backwards. 992 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,400 You wanna zip 'em up, Abe? 993 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,520 - Who wants to deal with zippers all the time? 994 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,010 - You're right, you're absolutely right! 995 00:43:25,010 --> 00:43:26,700 - What'd I do, what'd I do? 996 00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:27,850 - Abe, you're a genius! 997 00:43:32,295 --> 00:43:34,280 Gentlemen, the finished product. 998 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,250 - I gotta say it Louis, you did a hell of a job. 999 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:38,160 - You're first-rate. 1000 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,481 - Now look at this. 1001 00:43:39,481 --> 00:43:41,020 The front, double-pleats. 1002 00:43:41,020 --> 00:43:42,200 - Yeah. - Style. 1003 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,610 - Yeah. - Also... 1004 00:43:45,217 --> 00:43:46,343 - Elasticized waist. 1005 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:50,600 And most important of all, no buttons. 1006 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,300 - No buttons? - Nope. 1007 00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:53,133 - No buttons? 1008 00:43:53,133 --> 00:43:54,941 - No buttons, no zipper, no nothin'. 1009 00:43:54,941 --> 00:43:55,774 Do you understand? 1010 00:43:55,774 --> 00:43:57,090 In the morning it's cold, right? 1011 00:43:57,090 --> 00:43:59,040 Old people, they have a little arthritis in the hand, 1012 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,930 don't have to deal with buttons or zippers. 1013 00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:03,494 Velcros. - Oh boy! 1014 00:44:03,494 --> 00:44:05,530 - Just slap it together, and you got it. 1015 00:44:05,530 --> 00:44:07,337 - I love it. - Eh, eh? 1016 00:44:07,337 --> 00:44:08,170 - You're beautiful! 1017 00:44:08,170 --> 00:44:09,490 - Wait 'til you see this. - What? 1018 00:44:09,490 --> 00:44:10,990 - [Louis] On the back of every pair, 1019 00:44:10,990 --> 00:44:13,200 our trademark, Side by Side. 1020 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,270 - Imagine having having us 1021 00:44:14,270 --> 00:44:17,016 on every senior citizen's ass in America. 1022 00:44:17,016 --> 00:44:20,050 - (chuckles) I couldn't have said it better myself, Abe. 1023 00:44:20,050 --> 00:44:22,330 - All right, Mr. Moneyman, let's figure up. 1024 00:44:22,330 --> 00:44:25,490 - Well, what do you think it's gonna cost us per piece? 1025 00:44:25,490 --> 00:44:26,580 - I talked to the contractor. 1026 00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:29,490 He said he could turn 'em out for about nine dollars a pair. 1027 00:44:29,490 --> 00:44:30,710 - Nine dollars a pair. 1028 00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:33,960 That means we could wholesale 'em for 14 dollars. 1029 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:34,810 - That's good. 1030 00:44:34,810 --> 00:44:37,900 - And retail 'em at 29.99. 1031 00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:39,410 - Yeah, 29.99. - No, no, no. 1032 00:44:39,410 --> 00:44:41,240 - Charlie, this is a designer item. 1033 00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:42,570 It's gotta go for at least 39.99. 1034 00:44:42,570 --> 00:44:43,640 - Yeah, Charlie, that sounds better-- 1035 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,300 - 29.99 is a fair price. 1036 00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:48,025 - What do you mean, talkin' fair price? 1037 00:44:48,025 --> 00:44:49,263 What's a fair price for a Picasso, your fair price? 1038 00:44:50,368 --> 00:44:51,250 - We've been in business 10 minutes. 1039 00:44:51,250 --> 00:44:53,510 All of a sudden we got a Prima Donna here! 1040 00:44:53,510 --> 00:44:54,900 29.99! 1041 00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:56,400 - Look, I'm not bein' Prima Donna. 1042 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,920 But it's a designer item, it's gotta be 39.99! 1043 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:02,180 - 29.99! - 39.99, or I walk! 1044 00:45:02,180 --> 00:45:03,740 - Big deal, walk, go ahead, bye! 1045 00:45:03,740 --> 00:45:06,163 - Okay, bye, you bye. - Hold it, hold it! 1046 00:45:07,070 --> 00:45:09,460 - I'm the one that's gotta sell these. 1047 00:45:09,460 --> 00:45:10,650 And I'm not gonna go out there 1048 00:45:10,650 --> 00:45:13,510 and try to rip off some old people, I'll tell ya that. 1049 00:45:13,510 --> 00:45:16,160 If we can't give them a product that they can afford, 1050 00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:18,303 I want no part of it. 1051 00:45:22,259 --> 00:45:23,176 - Who's he? 1052 00:45:24,100 --> 00:45:26,013 - [Charlie] Why you bein' so stubborn? 1053 00:45:26,013 --> 00:45:27,443 Even Abe agrees. 1054 00:45:27,443 --> 00:45:29,196 - It's 33, 35. 1055 00:45:29,196 --> 00:45:30,323 It's a designers item. 1056 00:45:30,323 --> 00:45:31,481 - That's the whole point, it's a designers item. 1057 00:45:31,481 --> 00:45:32,863 You give it to 'em for a little less. 1058 00:45:32,863 --> 00:45:33,696 - Not a little less! 1059 00:45:33,696 --> 00:45:34,767 You sell it to 'em for the regular price of regular jeans. 1060 00:45:34,767 --> 00:45:35,947 - No, no, these are-- 1061 00:45:38,010 --> 00:45:41,480 - Excuse me, is this Senior Sophisticates? 1062 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,670 - That's right, you're in the right place. 1063 00:45:43,670 --> 00:45:46,060 - Well, which one of you gentlemen is Abe Mercer? 1064 00:45:46,060 --> 00:45:47,250 - That would be me. 1065 00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:49,740 - Abe, listen, I'm sorry. - Why? 1066 00:45:49,740 --> 00:45:51,710 - Did my secretary mix this up? 1067 00:45:51,710 --> 00:45:53,053 Were we meeting at Bloomingdale's? 1068 00:45:53,053 --> 00:45:54,113 - No, no, come on. 1069 00:45:54,113 --> 00:45:55,077 You're in the right place. 1070 00:45:55,077 --> 00:45:56,890 I'd like you to meet my partners. 1071 00:45:56,890 --> 00:45:59,290 This is Louis Hammerstein and Charlie Warren. 1072 00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:01,020 - Hello Louis, very nice to meet you. 1073 00:46:01,020 --> 00:46:01,960 I'm Alice Grayson. 1074 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,843 - Alice Grayson, nice to meet you. 1075 00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:06,800 - You must be Charlie. 1076 00:46:08,526 --> 00:46:09,903 - And you must be Alice. 1077 00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:16,283 - We should probably go, I'll get my hat and coat. 1078 00:46:17,117 --> 00:46:18,915 - You're with Bloomingdale's. - Yes, yes. 1079 00:46:18,915 --> 00:46:23,060 - I made an early reservation and I don't want to lose it. 1080 00:46:23,060 --> 00:46:25,200 So long fellas, bye. 1081 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,923 - Very nice meeting both of you. 1082 00:46:26,923 --> 00:46:29,033 - Nice meeting you too, Alice. 1083 00:46:34,843 --> 00:46:37,043 - Too old for you, remember? - Oh, shut up! 1084 00:46:42,261 --> 00:46:44,928 (horns honking) 1085 00:46:46,090 --> 00:46:47,200 - Is that coffee okay? 1086 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,033 - Mm-hmm. 1087 00:46:48,033 --> 00:46:48,866 - We've got cola and root beer. 1088 00:46:48,866 --> 00:46:49,725 - No, no, no. - Hey, we got real cream. 1089 00:46:49,725 --> 00:46:52,677 - No, I'm just fine, thank you. 1090 00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:55,519 - Watch this. 1091 00:46:57,519 --> 00:47:01,156 ♪ A real tough crowd ♪ 1092 00:47:01,156 --> 00:47:04,308 ♪ The girl she parties well ♪ 1093 00:47:04,308 --> 00:47:08,792 ♪ Make her mom so proud ♪ 1094 00:47:08,792 --> 00:47:12,240 ♪ When she's in my arms ♪ 1095 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:15,676 ♪ I know she mean no harm ♪ 1096 00:47:15,676 --> 00:47:19,606 ♪ But it's hard to keep her from the tough girls ♪ 1097 00:47:19,606 --> 00:47:22,396 (rock music) 1098 00:47:22,396 --> 00:47:25,516 ♪ Every time she started to motor up ♪ 1099 00:47:25,516 --> 00:47:26,667 ♪ Feel my punch go out ♪ 1100 00:47:26,667 --> 00:47:29,210 - [Louis] There he is, the Jewish Michael Jackson. 1101 00:47:29,210 --> 00:47:32,226 ♪ Then she revs her engine faster ♪ 1102 00:47:32,226 --> 00:47:35,987 ♪ So you know what I'm talkin' about ♪ 1103 00:47:35,987 --> 00:47:39,098 ♪ On the road, the wind is screamin' ♪ 1104 00:47:39,098 --> 00:47:44,098 ♪ I'm goin' faster so I must be dreamin' ♪ 1105 00:47:44,315 --> 00:47:48,934 ♪ But I'm glad that my baby is a tough girl ♪ 1106 00:47:48,934 --> 00:47:51,576 - It's great. - You like it, huh? 1107 00:47:51,576 --> 00:47:52,940 - Now I want to show you some new features. 1108 00:47:52,940 --> 00:47:54,650 Abe, let's see some of the features. 1109 00:47:54,650 --> 00:47:56,460 Show the double pleats. 1110 00:47:56,460 --> 00:47:57,920 Show her the double pleats, see that? 1111 00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,370 - Yeah, I like those. - Style, style. 1112 00:47:59,370 --> 00:48:00,700 - I like 'em. - Right. 1113 00:48:00,700 --> 00:48:03,490 - And now show the elastic waistband. 1114 00:48:03,490 --> 00:48:05,937 See the elastic waistband? - No, it's good. 1115 00:48:05,937 --> 00:48:07,600 - And now the piece de resistance. 1116 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:08,796 The fly, so you don't have to-- 1117 00:48:08,796 --> 00:48:09,629 No, no, Abe! 1118 00:48:09,629 --> 00:48:13,320 No, no, Abe... - I really like it. 1119 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,923 - Tony, stop the music. 1120 00:48:16,380 --> 00:48:18,210 - It's just wonderful. 1121 00:48:18,210 --> 00:48:19,540 But, now listen, the jacket 1122 00:48:19,540 --> 00:48:20,863 doesn't go with the jeans, right? 1123 00:48:20,863 --> 00:48:22,490 - Oh no, it's my son's. 1124 00:48:22,490 --> 00:48:23,840 - But you do like the jeans? 1125 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,000 - Absolutely. 1126 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,930 Now let's see how the seniors respond. 1127 00:48:26,930 --> 00:48:27,930 - Right, right. 1128 00:48:27,930 --> 00:48:30,431 - We can start with an order of 600 pieces. 1129 00:48:30,431 --> 00:48:31,599 - Did you say 600 pieces? 1130 00:48:31,599 --> 00:48:33,860 - 600 pieces? - Our first order! 1131 00:48:33,860 --> 00:48:35,310 - Oh Alice, you're beautiful! 1132 00:48:37,049 --> 00:48:41,113 - And if they move well, we can make it 6,000 more. 1133 00:48:42,450 --> 00:48:43,563 - 6,000? 1134 00:48:44,939 --> 00:48:46,253 - 6,000? - We're in business! 1135 00:48:46,253 --> 00:48:49,950 - I think they should retail for 29.99. 1136 00:48:49,950 --> 00:48:51,200 - 29.99. 1137 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,150 That's exactly the price I had in mind. 1138 00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:57,180 - I need the goods in two and a half weeks. 1139 00:48:57,180 --> 00:48:58,620 Can you deliver? 1140 00:48:58,620 --> 00:49:00,410 - Can we deliver? 1141 00:49:00,410 --> 00:49:03,519 - Madam, you are standing in a house of stability. 1142 00:49:03,519 --> 00:49:06,270 (arrow twanging) 1143 00:49:06,270 --> 00:49:08,270 - He's our neighbor. 1144 00:49:08,270 --> 00:49:10,647 - He comes out for a shot once in a while. 1145 00:49:12,513 --> 00:49:13,920 - [Lillian] I had to celebrate. 1146 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:14,820 I'm so proud of you. 1147 00:49:14,820 --> 00:49:17,260 - Yeah, she really loved the jeans, loved 'em. 1148 00:49:17,260 --> 00:49:19,083 She gave us a full order! 1149 00:49:20,175 --> 00:49:22,200 Full order, we could be in a fashion show. 1150 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,650 Wow! 1151 00:49:23,650 --> 00:49:24,483 Wait... 1152 00:49:24,483 --> 00:49:26,030 Stop the cab, hold it, hold it! 1153 00:49:27,090 --> 00:49:28,970 It just occurred to me. 1154 00:49:28,970 --> 00:49:31,706 I'm gonna be responsible for 600 pieces. 1155 00:49:31,706 --> 00:49:33,898 - Well, you're not afraid, are you? 1156 00:49:33,898 --> 00:49:36,826 - Tell you the truth, I dunno. 1157 00:49:36,826 --> 00:49:38,020 - I know. 1158 00:49:38,020 --> 00:49:40,560 It's tough being the boss, isn't it? 1159 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,617 - I've done it a million times, 1160 00:49:41,617 --> 00:49:42,937 but always for somebody else, you know? 1161 00:49:42,937 --> 00:49:45,240 - That's right, you've really done it. 1162 00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:47,940 But now everybody's going to know that you've done it. 1163 00:49:49,821 --> 00:49:51,697 - That's right. 1164 00:49:51,697 --> 00:49:55,240 Lillian, you really are somethin', you know? 1165 00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:56,073 You really are. 1166 00:49:57,769 --> 00:49:59,660 I don't remember the last time 1167 00:49:59,660 --> 00:50:01,141 we did anything like this, ever. 1168 00:50:01,141 --> 00:50:02,558 - Oh, I remember. 1169 00:50:12,390 --> 00:50:14,213 - Can we drive a little faster please? 1170 00:50:14,213 --> 00:50:16,255 (whip cracking) 1171 00:50:16,255 --> 00:50:18,755 (light music) 1172 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:35,953 - You know, you have beautiful eyes. 1173 00:50:36,810 --> 00:50:39,280 - I'll bet you say that to all the buyers. 1174 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:40,470 - Are you a buyer? 1175 00:50:40,470 --> 00:50:41,303 I forgot. 1176 00:50:43,730 --> 00:50:44,693 - I hope so. 1177 00:50:46,990 --> 00:50:48,470 You know, there are not many places 1178 00:50:48,470 --> 00:50:50,350 left like this where you can dance. 1179 00:50:50,350 --> 00:50:51,850 - Edie loved this place. 1180 00:50:51,850 --> 00:50:54,767 I used to bring her here all the time. 1181 00:51:02,060 --> 00:51:05,070 I bet your dance card is full up all the time. 1182 00:51:05,070 --> 00:51:06,620 - Not really. 1183 00:51:06,620 --> 00:51:08,270 I'm very selective. 1184 00:51:08,270 --> 00:51:09,220 - Merci, madame. 1185 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:13,830 - But I've heard that there are 1186 00:51:13,830 --> 00:51:15,870 a number of ladies in your life. 1187 00:51:15,870 --> 00:51:18,073 - Not anymore. - Oh, sure. 1188 00:51:19,361 --> 00:51:21,590 - You see this gorgeous blond with the cornflower blue eyes 1189 00:51:21,590 --> 00:51:22,740 and a very tight dress? 1190 00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:24,937 Never even noticed her. 1191 00:51:24,937 --> 00:51:26,927 (laughing) 1192 00:51:26,927 --> 00:51:29,760 (hammer thudding) 1193 00:51:35,170 --> 00:51:37,330 - [Abe] Okay Herb, I'll get back to you. 1194 00:51:37,330 --> 00:51:38,740 Okay sir. 1195 00:51:38,740 --> 00:51:39,573 - When you take a bath, 1196 00:51:39,573 --> 00:51:40,980 you're supposed to take your shoes off. 1197 00:51:40,980 --> 00:51:41,813 - Yeah. 1198 00:51:43,746 --> 00:51:46,866 What'd you do, walk through a car wash without your car? 1199 00:51:46,866 --> 00:51:50,180 - (laughs) What happened, Louis? 1200 00:51:50,180 --> 00:51:53,809 - Fellas, we got a problem, and I mean a big problem. 1201 00:51:53,809 --> 00:51:55,359 - [Abe] What is it, what is it? 1202 00:51:56,486 --> 00:51:58,560 - The contractor had a flood. 1203 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,653 - Oh my God. - I'm in shock. 1204 00:52:02,450 --> 00:52:04,050 - Water main burst on the main floor. 1205 00:52:04,050 --> 00:52:06,190 All the machinery, everything's ruined. 1206 00:52:06,190 --> 00:52:07,363 - I need to sit down. 1207 00:52:09,230 --> 00:52:10,943 - I'm afraid to ask. 1208 00:52:10,943 --> 00:52:12,203 What about our fabric? 1209 00:52:13,708 --> 00:52:15,408 - Just the one place we got lucky. 1210 00:52:16,290 --> 00:52:17,850 They already cut the material, 1211 00:52:17,850 --> 00:52:20,260 so they stacked it up on the shelves so it didn't get wet. 1212 00:52:20,260 --> 00:52:21,093 - [Abe] Thank God. 1213 00:52:21,093 --> 00:52:22,860 - Okay, okay, let's not lose our heads. 1214 00:52:22,860 --> 00:52:23,770 We've got our fabric, 1215 00:52:23,770 --> 00:52:25,880 all we gotta do is get a new contractor. 1216 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:28,680 - Yeah, I'll start calling one. 1217 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,720 - I already called every contractor in town. 1218 00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:32,142 They're all busy. 1219 00:52:32,142 --> 00:52:33,950 The soonest I can get a contractor is in a month. 1220 00:52:33,950 --> 00:52:35,090 - A month? 1221 00:52:35,090 --> 00:52:35,923 What are you, crazy? 1222 00:52:35,923 --> 00:52:37,570 We gotta make a delivery in two weeks! 1223 00:52:37,570 --> 00:52:40,050 - Charlie, it's the height of the season. 1224 00:52:40,050 --> 00:52:41,363 - I'm hyperventilating. 1225 00:52:43,540 --> 00:52:45,510 - We're finished, finished! 1226 00:52:45,510 --> 00:52:47,950 - Don't say that, Charlie, don't say we're finished. 1227 00:52:47,950 --> 00:52:50,180 - [Abe] What else can we say? 1228 00:52:50,180 --> 00:52:51,963 - Look, fellas, let's not panic. 1229 00:52:53,210 --> 00:52:55,240 If we stick together we can come up with something. 1230 00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:57,470 - Face it, it's a disaster! 1231 00:52:57,470 --> 00:52:58,770 - It's not a disaster. 1232 00:52:58,770 --> 00:53:00,610 We got a little problem, that's all. 1233 00:53:00,610 --> 00:53:01,612 We can fix it up. 1234 00:53:01,612 --> 00:53:02,530 - You know, will you stop already? 1235 00:53:02,530 --> 00:53:04,930 I'm gettin' damn sick and tired of your optimism! 1236 00:53:04,930 --> 00:53:05,763 We shouldn't have never listened 1237 00:53:05,763 --> 00:53:07,543 to your silly idea in the first place. 1238 00:53:08,942 --> 00:53:09,775 - What you talkin' about? 1239 00:53:09,775 --> 00:53:11,627 What, is it all my fault? - Yeah. 1240 00:53:11,627 --> 00:53:13,800 - You got us in over our heads. 1241 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,340 I'm gonna be eatin' dog food for the rest of my life. 1242 00:53:16,340 --> 00:53:18,661 - Look, fellas, let's not do this, please. 1243 00:53:18,661 --> 00:53:21,000 We can figure something out. - Yeah? 1244 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,682 - Figure out how we're gonna pay back 75,000 dollars! 1245 00:53:23,682 --> 00:53:24,650 And what about my life insurance? 1246 00:53:24,650 --> 00:53:26,750 - Yeah, what about the cemetery plot? 1247 00:53:26,750 --> 00:53:28,210 - What, I didn't put anything in? 1248 00:53:28,210 --> 00:53:29,680 I took a second mortgage outta my house! 1249 00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,850 - Yeah, and your wife's jewelry! 1250 00:53:31,850 --> 00:53:33,800 - Well, you've ruined everybody's life! 1251 00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,323 - I ruined everybody's life? 1252 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,550 You were the guys who wanted to play it safe. 1253 00:53:40,550 --> 00:53:42,050 You never want to take a risk! 1254 00:53:43,050 --> 00:53:44,820 I at least had an idea. 1255 00:53:44,820 --> 00:53:46,820 I wanted to do something with our lives! 1256 00:53:48,250 --> 00:53:49,953 - Well, you failed. 1257 00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:54,663 - I failed? 1258 00:54:05,165 --> 00:54:07,415 We're not partners anymore? 1259 00:54:08,524 --> 00:54:11,107 (somber music) 1260 00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:48,413 - Can't you sleep? 1261 00:54:51,270 --> 00:54:53,570 - They should never have talked to me like that, never! 1262 00:54:53,570 --> 00:54:55,930 - Oh, honey, they're your friends. 1263 00:54:55,930 --> 00:54:56,883 - Some friends. 1264 00:54:58,190 --> 00:54:59,320 - They're scared, darling. 1265 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,957 - They're not the only ones who are scared. 1266 00:55:01,957 --> 00:55:03,570 I'm scared. 1267 00:55:03,570 --> 00:55:05,980 I mean, this whole house could... 1268 00:55:05,980 --> 00:55:07,770 It started off so great, so wonderful. 1269 00:55:07,770 --> 00:55:09,193 We were enthused, we were goin', 1270 00:55:09,193 --> 00:55:10,590 we were all pullin' together, 1271 00:55:10,590 --> 00:55:12,793 and then it just turned into a nightmare. 1272 00:55:14,630 --> 00:55:17,290 - Darling, remember what you used 1273 00:55:17,290 --> 00:55:19,743 to tell Barbara about nightmares? 1274 00:55:21,260 --> 00:55:23,550 - Oh, yeah. 1275 00:55:23,550 --> 00:55:25,843 They're only real if you let them be. 1276 00:55:31,557 --> 00:55:34,307 (dramatic music) 1277 00:56:34,085 --> 00:56:36,668 (bell dinging) 1278 00:57:31,580 --> 00:57:32,980 - Okay? - Yeah. 1279 00:57:32,980 --> 00:57:33,930 - Let's play. 1280 00:57:33,930 --> 00:57:35,080 - What do you want from me, Abe? 1281 00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:36,360 I dunno where he is! 1282 00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:37,923 He was due here hours ago. 1283 00:57:39,590 --> 00:57:40,450 Wait a minute, here he is. - All right, people, come on. 1284 00:57:40,450 --> 00:57:41,590 - Let's go. - Get over here! 1285 00:57:41,590 --> 00:57:43,090 - Bring the machines in, too. 1286 00:57:44,740 --> 00:57:46,891 - What's goin' on, what is this? 1287 00:57:46,891 --> 00:57:48,047 - Charlie, we're gonna do it ourselves, 1288 00:57:48,047 --> 00:57:49,360 and we're gonna deliver on time. 1289 00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:50,670 - Are you crazy? 1290 00:57:50,670 --> 00:57:52,800 It's impossible, how are we gonna make 600 pieces, 1291 00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:53,990 pack 'em, and deliver 'em by morning? 1292 00:57:53,990 --> 00:57:56,320 - Charlie, materials are already cut, right? 1293 00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:59,040 We got a loft, we got machines coming up, 1294 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:00,239 and most important of all, 1295 00:58:00,239 --> 00:58:01,290 we got the people, and there's more coming. 1296 00:58:01,290 --> 00:58:02,123 - These people? 1297 00:58:02,123 --> 00:58:03,940 - These people I worked with for years. 1298 00:58:03,940 --> 00:58:04,773 - Yeah. - Right. 1299 00:58:04,773 --> 00:58:05,830 - Before they were let go. 1300 00:58:05,830 --> 00:58:06,663 - Thrown out, you mean. 1301 00:58:06,663 --> 00:58:09,320 I was gettin' too close to my pension. 1302 00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:12,040 Anyway, Lou came down to the old neighborhood and found me. 1303 00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:12,873 - And Tim here is one of 1304 00:58:12,873 --> 00:58:14,030 the best machine men in the business. 1305 00:58:14,030 --> 00:58:14,863 - Thanks, Lou. 1306 00:58:14,863 --> 00:58:16,500 I dunno how good these hands are anymore, 1307 00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:18,200 but there's sure one way to find out. 1308 00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,540 - It's time us old folks started fighting back. 1309 00:58:20,540 --> 00:58:21,810 - What about me? 1310 00:58:21,810 --> 00:58:23,170 Malecky's no slouch, you know. 1311 00:58:23,170 --> 00:58:25,100 After all, I taught you cutting. 1312 00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:26,140 - That's right, you did. 1313 00:58:26,140 --> 00:58:27,880 All right everybody, we got a truck coming 1314 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,200 at nine o' clock tomorrow morning. 1315 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:30,242 We're gonna fill it 1316 00:58:30,242 --> 00:58:31,513 and send it on its way to Bloomingdale's, right? 1317 00:58:31,513 --> 00:58:32,353 - [All] Right! 1318 00:58:32,353 --> 00:58:33,245 - Okay, let's go. 1319 00:58:33,245 --> 00:58:35,794 (workers chattering) 1320 00:58:35,794 --> 00:58:37,357 (machines whirring) 1321 00:58:37,357 --> 00:58:39,940 (upbeat music) 1322 00:58:52,499 --> 00:58:53,523 Hi, Sophie. 1323 00:58:54,820 --> 00:58:55,653 Hey! 1324 00:58:56,630 --> 00:58:58,950 Make the seams tight, eh? 1325 00:58:58,950 --> 00:59:03,950 How are ya Saul, how's everything goin'? 1326 00:59:07,141 --> 00:59:08,120 - Anything a sculptor can do? 1327 00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,243 - Yeah, go to college. 1328 00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:11,550 - All right fellas, come on. 1329 00:59:11,550 --> 00:59:12,470 Jeans are comin' off the line. 1330 00:59:12,470 --> 00:59:14,387 Let's bag 'em and box 'em. 1331 00:59:19,193 --> 00:59:20,453 - Close this... 1332 00:59:20,453 --> 00:59:23,965 I can't do this for another minute. 1333 00:59:23,965 --> 00:59:26,450 - [Louis] Keep goin' boys, keep goin'! 1334 00:59:26,450 --> 00:59:28,917 - Oh, you're clumsy! - Oh boy, I'm dying. 1335 00:59:28,917 --> 00:59:31,271 - Keep goin', come on, the night is young. 1336 00:59:31,271 --> 00:59:34,854 - Louis, the night is young, but we're not! 1337 00:59:39,100 --> 00:59:42,147 - Help is here, and food is here! 1338 00:59:42,147 --> 00:59:45,230 (workers chattering) 1339 00:59:46,419 --> 00:59:49,190 - Hi honey. - Hi sweetheart. 1340 00:59:49,190 --> 00:59:50,460 - Moe, put 'em right down. 1341 00:59:50,460 --> 00:59:51,647 Just in time with the food. 1342 00:59:51,647 --> 00:59:52,530 No, no, no! 1343 00:59:52,530 --> 00:59:53,765 Not on the pants. 1344 00:59:53,765 --> 00:59:56,170 - You're right, cream cheese don't go with denim. 1345 00:59:56,170 --> 00:59:57,003 - Right. 1346 00:59:57,003 --> 00:59:58,024 Put it in the kitchen, would you please? 1347 00:59:58,024 --> 00:59:59,120 - Sure. - And thank you, Moe. 1348 00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:01,120 - These too. - Beautiful, just in time. 1349 01:00:02,450 --> 01:00:03,800 - Darling, put me to work. 1350 01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:07,140 - What'd you do, rob Moe? - No, I think he robbed us. 1351 01:00:09,073 --> 01:00:10,563 - Oh... 1352 01:00:10,563 --> 01:00:12,204 Oh, boy. - Did you throw your back out? 1353 01:00:12,204 --> 01:00:14,224 - No, but I may have to. 1354 01:00:14,224 --> 01:00:16,732 (groaning) 1355 01:00:16,732 --> 01:00:19,780 - Hey Quasimodo, let's go to work, eh? 1356 01:00:19,780 --> 01:00:22,363 (upbeat music) 1357 01:00:39,888 --> 01:00:40,721 - Eunice. 1358 01:00:40,721 --> 01:00:41,869 Eunice, you all right? 1359 01:00:41,869 --> 01:00:44,330 - I'm sorry, I let you down. 1360 01:00:44,330 --> 01:00:46,549 - No, no, come on, we're all tired. 1361 01:00:46,549 --> 01:00:47,750 Okay, go lie down. 1362 01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:49,192 - I'm not as strong as I used to be. 1363 01:00:49,192 --> 01:00:50,501 - No, no, we're all tired. 1364 01:00:50,501 --> 01:00:51,950 It's late. 1365 01:00:51,950 --> 01:00:55,297 Come on, we'll just lay down, be all right. 1366 01:00:55,297 --> 01:00:56,830 That's it, you'll feel much better. 1367 01:00:56,830 --> 01:00:59,657 Charlie? - Louis, I'll take her. 1368 01:00:59,657 --> 01:01:02,890 - You're gonna be fine, just fine, just a little tired. 1369 01:01:02,890 --> 01:01:04,320 We're all a little tired. 1370 01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:05,740 But everything is gonna be good. 1371 01:01:05,740 --> 01:01:07,910 I'm gonna set you down, rub your neck a little bit, 1372 01:01:07,910 --> 01:01:09,960 and you're gonna feel a lot better. 1373 01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,480 Get you some cold water, too. 1374 01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,130 Why don't you just sit down right here. 1375 01:01:14,130 --> 01:01:15,700 Sit right there, yeah. 1376 01:01:15,700 --> 01:01:18,102 I can reach you better like this, all right? 1377 01:01:18,102 --> 01:01:20,089 Atta girl, atta girl. 1378 01:01:20,089 --> 01:01:20,922 That feel good? 1379 01:01:20,922 --> 01:01:22,422 - Yes. - Atta girl. 1380 01:01:25,811 --> 01:01:29,635 ♪ We ain't got a barrel of money ♪ 1381 01:01:29,635 --> 01:01:33,325 ♪ Maybe we're ragged and funny ♪ 1382 01:01:33,325 --> 01:01:37,235 ♪ But we'll travel along, singin' a song ♪ 1383 01:01:37,235 --> 01:01:41,051 ♪ Side by side ♪ 1384 01:01:41,051 --> 01:01:45,096 ♪ No we don't know what's comin' tomorrow ♪ 1385 01:01:45,096 --> 01:01:48,295 ♪ Maybe it's trouble and sorrow ♪ 1386 01:01:48,295 --> 01:01:52,419 ♪ But we'll travel the road, sharin' our load ♪ 1387 01:01:52,419 --> 01:01:56,395 ♪ Side by side ♪ 1388 01:01:56,395 --> 01:01:59,859 ♪ Through all kinds of weather ♪ 1389 01:01:59,859 --> 01:02:02,979 ♪ What if the sky should fall ♪ 1390 01:02:02,979 --> 01:02:06,655 ♪ As long as we're together ♪ 1391 01:02:06,655 --> 01:02:09,638 ♪ It doesn't matter at all ♪ 1392 01:02:09,638 --> 01:02:13,527 ♪ When they've all had their quarrels and parted ♪ 1393 01:02:13,527 --> 01:02:17,155 ♪ We'll be the same as we started ♪ 1394 01:02:17,155 --> 01:02:21,267 ♪ Just travelin' along, singin' a song ♪ 1395 01:02:21,267 --> 01:02:23,850 ♪ Side by side ♪ 1396 01:02:28,337 --> 01:02:30,533 - That's it. - Get 'em there now. 1397 01:02:31,467 --> 01:02:33,320 (chuckling) 1398 01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:34,153 - That's it! - That's it! 1399 01:02:34,153 --> 01:02:35,667 - That's it! - We did it! 1400 01:02:35,667 --> 01:02:38,417 (all applauding) 1401 01:02:41,307 --> 01:02:43,727 - Hey Uncle Charlie. 1402 01:02:43,727 --> 01:02:45,319 You know what you guys, I gotta go to work. 1403 01:02:45,319 --> 01:02:46,630 - Forget work, let's go to breakfast! 1404 01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:48,530 - Sure, everybody come over to my place. 1405 01:02:48,530 --> 01:02:49,900 - Okay, fine, I tell ya what. 1406 01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:51,100 You go and have breakfast now. 1407 01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:52,229 We'll meet you in half an hour. 1408 01:02:52,229 --> 01:02:53,119 I got a few words to say. 1409 01:02:53,119 --> 01:02:55,869 (all chattering) 1410 01:02:57,467 --> 01:03:00,384 (workers cheering) 1411 01:03:04,143 --> 01:03:05,560 Everybody, everybody. 1412 01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:08,050 We just want to thank you from the bottom of our hearts 1413 01:03:08,050 --> 01:03:09,970 for putting forward such a tremendous effort last night, 1414 01:03:09,970 --> 01:03:13,920 and for saving our company, and I do mean our company, 1415 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,034 which Mr. Warren will explain. 1416 01:03:16,034 --> 01:03:17,710 - What Mr. Hammerstein is really saying 1417 01:03:17,710 --> 01:03:21,050 is our company is your company, 'cause my partners and I 1418 01:03:21,050 --> 01:03:23,000 met this morning and voted unanimously 1419 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,650 that you each own a piece of this firm. 1420 01:03:25,650 --> 01:03:28,899 And show up for work tomorrow, your job is permanent. 1421 01:03:28,899 --> 01:03:31,816 (workers cheering) 1422 01:03:36,336 --> 01:03:37,870 - [Louis] What a push, but we got it all on time. 1423 01:03:37,870 --> 01:03:39,787 - Never thought we would. - Terrific. 1424 01:03:41,836 --> 01:03:42,669 - Hey, look... 1425 01:03:42,669 --> 01:03:45,033 The way it happened was unbelievable. 1426 01:03:46,810 --> 01:03:48,230 - Senior Sophisticates? - That's us. 1427 01:03:48,230 --> 01:03:49,480 - Yeah, got the truck. 1428 01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:51,310 You guys got an order goin' to Bloomingdale's? 1429 01:03:51,310 --> 01:03:52,143 - Yeah, just went on its way. 1430 01:03:52,143 --> 01:03:54,055 - You know, you should double-check your order 1431 01:03:54,055 --> 01:03:55,600 before you got sending extra trucks. 1432 01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:56,720 - That ain't our truck. 1433 01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:58,285 - I don't care, as long as we don't get charged twice 1434 01:03:58,285 --> 01:03:59,360 for your own mistake. 1435 01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:00,750 - Hey, read my lips, pal. 1436 01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:02,237 That ain't our truck. 1437 01:04:02,237 --> 01:04:04,760 - Wait a minute, have we been ripped off? 1438 01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:06,550 - Happens all the time. - Oh no, no. 1439 01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:07,680 - You know what we got in that truck? 1440 01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:10,200 - Follow that truck! - I'm not gettin' involved! 1441 01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,127 - For 100 bucks! - I'm involved. 1442 01:04:12,127 --> 01:04:13,800 - Come on! 1443 01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:16,550 (dramatic music) 1444 01:04:21,376 --> 01:04:23,959 (cars honking) 1445 01:04:29,930 --> 01:04:31,390 - [Driver] Don't you just love New York? 1446 01:04:31,390 --> 01:04:33,838 - Come on, those dirty bastards got our life on that truck! 1447 01:04:33,838 --> 01:04:35,107 - Hurry up, hurry up, will ya? 1448 01:04:35,107 --> 01:04:36,150 - Can't you take a shortcut? 1449 01:04:36,150 --> 01:04:37,780 - Yeah, which building would you like me to drive through? 1450 01:04:37,780 --> 01:04:39,175 - Come on, don't get wise with us. 1451 01:04:39,175 --> 01:04:41,425 - Let's go! - Let's move it! 1452 01:04:53,602 --> 01:04:55,131 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. 1453 01:04:55,131 --> 01:04:56,260 - What? - He's not movin'. 1454 01:04:56,260 --> 01:04:57,804 - We're not movin'. - He's right there! 1455 01:04:57,804 --> 01:04:58,890 - We can walk over there and get 'em. 1456 01:04:58,890 --> 01:04:59,723 - So what do we do? 1457 01:04:59,723 --> 01:05:01,953 - What the hell are we doin', come on! 1458 01:05:01,953 --> 01:05:04,383 - Come on ya jerk, let's go! 1459 01:05:04,383 --> 01:05:06,003 - What are you doin' to my hat? 1460 01:05:06,003 --> 01:05:08,586 (cars honking) 1461 01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:10,713 - Hey guys. - What? 1462 01:05:10,713 --> 01:05:13,035 - What are we gonna do when we get there? 1463 01:05:13,035 --> 01:05:15,075 - Yeah, what are we gonna do when we get there? 1464 01:05:15,075 --> 01:05:17,560 - We'll do something. 1465 01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:18,431 - Hey wait a minute, wait a minute. 1466 01:05:18,431 --> 01:05:20,000 Hold it, hold it. - What? 1467 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,038 - What are we gonna do when we get there? 1468 01:05:22,038 --> 01:05:22,871 - We're gonna get our jeans, 1469 01:05:22,871 --> 01:05:23,704 that's what we're gonna do, come on! 1470 01:05:23,704 --> 01:05:24,800 - Yeah, we're gonna get our jeans. 1471 01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,733 - Yeah, but they're probably killers! 1472 01:05:27,733 --> 01:05:30,340 I mean, they got guns, and knives, and clubs! 1473 01:05:30,340 --> 01:05:31,200 - Yeah, what do we got? 1474 01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:32,613 Two cigars and a cane. 1475 01:05:33,485 --> 01:05:34,318 - If I was 10 years younger 1476 01:05:34,318 --> 01:05:36,440 I'd rip them and their truck apart. 1477 01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:37,704 - Yeah, if I were 10 years younger-- 1478 01:05:37,704 --> 01:05:39,008 - Oh, we're not 10 years younger! 1479 01:05:39,008 --> 01:05:40,748 Now what are we gonna do? 1480 01:05:40,748 --> 01:05:42,066 - Wait a minute. 1481 01:05:42,066 --> 01:05:42,899 Hold it. 1482 01:05:42,899 --> 01:05:44,190 - Oh no, don't get my kid involved in this. 1483 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:45,859 - I don't want your kid. 1484 01:05:45,859 --> 01:05:48,019 It's what he's got, that's what I want, come on. 1485 01:05:48,019 --> 01:05:48,873 (chainsaw revving) 1486 01:05:48,873 --> 01:05:51,284 - I can't believe Abe chickened out. 1487 01:05:51,284 --> 01:05:52,461 (mumbling) 1488 01:05:52,461 --> 01:05:54,074 - Come on, let's get 'em. 1489 01:05:54,074 --> 01:05:56,520 - I hope he pulls a gun, I'll saw it right off. 1490 01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:57,848 (horse whinnying) 1491 01:05:57,848 --> 01:05:59,230 - Faster, faster, move it! 1492 01:05:59,230 --> 01:06:01,220 - Go for the tires, go for the driver. 1493 01:06:01,220 --> 01:06:02,116 I'll get the other guy. 1494 01:06:02,116 --> 01:06:03,906 - I'll get the driver. - No, I'll get the driver. 1495 01:06:03,906 --> 01:06:05,493 - You get the other guy. - No, let me get the driver! 1496 01:06:05,493 --> 01:06:07,459 - Help is on its way! 1497 01:06:07,459 --> 01:06:08,767 I'm comin'! 1498 01:06:08,767 --> 01:06:12,597 - I may not be Robin Hood, but I can't miss from here. 1499 01:06:12,597 --> 01:06:14,239 - Move it and you lose it! 1500 01:06:14,239 --> 01:06:16,653 - We got 'em surrounded! 1501 01:06:16,653 --> 01:06:20,130 Officer, officer, arrest this truck! 1502 01:06:21,503 --> 01:06:22,877 - [Alice] Okay... 1503 01:06:22,877 --> 01:06:25,377 (light music) 1504 01:06:28,140 --> 01:06:29,969 - Louis surprised me. 1505 01:06:29,969 --> 01:06:31,397 I mean, with his bad leg and all. 1506 01:06:31,397 --> 01:06:34,340 - Why, you're the talk of 7th Avenue. 1507 01:06:34,340 --> 01:06:36,360 They've been after those guys for months. 1508 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:39,260 All I can say, ma'am, 'tweren't bad for three old codgers. 1509 01:06:40,290 --> 01:06:42,600 Hey, how about an hors d'oeuvres before dinner? 1510 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:44,832 - Oh, I'd love it, I'm starved. 1511 01:06:44,832 --> 01:06:45,999 - I'll get it. 1512 01:06:47,940 --> 01:06:49,090 We'll have two, please. 1513 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,553 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1514 01:06:54,903 --> 01:06:55,903 - Thank you. 1515 01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:05,025 Come on. 1516 01:07:05,025 --> 01:07:06,765 You're so lovely. 1517 01:07:06,765 --> 01:07:09,257 (speaking in foreign language) 1518 01:07:09,257 --> 01:07:13,090 (singing in foreign language) 1519 01:07:22,417 --> 01:07:23,493 - You're terrific! 1520 01:07:25,450 --> 01:07:27,593 - I worked my way through college as a singing waiter. 1521 01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:31,780 - Any other surprises? 1522 01:07:31,780 --> 01:07:33,720 - Yeah, did a little sword swallowing. 1523 01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:34,553 - Oh, come on. 1524 01:07:37,018 --> 01:07:39,209 - I got a surprise for you, my love. 1525 01:07:39,209 --> 01:07:40,870 - What? 1526 01:07:40,870 --> 01:07:43,037 - I just have to kiss you. 1527 01:08:00,990 --> 01:08:03,763 - Sure you didn't work your way through college doing that? 1528 01:08:08,154 --> 01:08:09,610 - We're in trouble. - What do you mean? 1529 01:08:09,610 --> 01:08:10,443 - The shoes. 1530 01:08:10,443 --> 01:08:13,042 Look, the shoes, Louis, the shoes! 1531 01:08:13,042 --> 01:08:13,875 - What shoes? 1532 01:08:13,875 --> 01:08:15,660 - [Abe] They were supposed to be here two hours ago. 1533 01:08:15,660 --> 01:08:17,414 - [Charlie] There's no music, the sound system's not on yet. 1534 01:08:17,414 --> 01:08:18,463 - Tell 'em to turn it on! 1535 01:08:18,463 --> 01:08:19,980 - Me to turn it on? - No, them to turn it on! 1536 01:08:19,980 --> 01:08:21,399 - I gotta tell ya somethin' important! 1537 01:08:21,399 --> 01:08:22,539 - What? - It's important! 1538 01:08:22,539 --> 01:08:23,783 - One of your models didn't show up. 1539 01:08:23,783 --> 01:08:25,718 - Abe, that's your job, that's your responsibility. 1540 01:08:25,718 --> 01:08:28,173 Get 'em, I don't care if you drag somebody off the street. 1541 01:08:28,173 --> 01:08:29,006 Come on, let's go. 1542 01:08:29,006 --> 01:08:30,440 - I'll get it. - Go ahead already. 1543 01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:32,600 - Fellas, I got my cello, 1544 01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:33,814 and I got the perfect number to play! 1545 01:08:33,814 --> 01:08:34,930 - No, we don't need the cello now. 1546 01:08:34,930 --> 01:08:35,763 Right, we don't need it? 1547 01:08:35,763 --> 01:08:36,630 - You'll play after the show, okay? 1548 01:08:36,630 --> 01:08:38,234 - We got music on tape. 1549 01:08:38,234 --> 01:08:40,000 - After, after, after! 1550 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:41,393 - Hear you play later. 1551 01:08:42,378 --> 01:08:45,295 (crowd chattering) 1552 01:08:46,980 --> 01:08:49,257 - The lineup goes like this, Eleanor goes first. 1553 01:08:49,257 --> 01:08:50,680 - No, you can't, Eleanor isn't here. 1554 01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:52,000 - What? - What you talkin' about? 1555 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,575 - You're both crazy, Dolores goes first if anything. 1556 01:08:54,575 --> 01:08:55,613 - No, Dolores? 1557 01:08:55,613 --> 01:08:57,813 Don't you think we should like up this show-- 1558 01:08:57,813 --> 01:09:00,151 - Wait a minute. (cello music) 1559 01:09:00,151 --> 01:09:00,984 - Oh no. 1560 01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:16,990 - I thought you locked him in the bathroom. 1561 01:09:16,990 --> 01:09:18,000 - Never mind, we'll handle it. 1562 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,763 - Go ahead. - We'll handle it. 1563 01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:29,593 - Excuse us a minute. - Sorry, folks. 1564 01:09:30,602 --> 01:09:31,990 (giggling) 1565 01:09:31,990 --> 01:09:32,940 - Sorry about that. 1566 01:09:34,050 --> 01:09:35,680 Little mix-up in the program. 1567 01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:36,513 Uh, welcome. 1568 01:09:36,513 --> 01:09:38,830 And to me it's my privilege, indeed, 1569 01:09:38,830 --> 01:09:41,520 to welcome you to Senior Sophisticates, uh.. 1570 01:09:43,530 --> 01:09:46,596 Senior Sophisticates' very first fashion show. 1571 01:09:46,596 --> 01:09:50,092 (crowd applauding) 1572 01:09:50,092 --> 01:09:52,361 - You know, that reminds me of a very funny story-- 1573 01:09:52,361 --> 01:09:54,067 - What are you doin'? 1574 01:09:54,067 --> 01:09:56,380 - You gotta warm 'em up first. 1575 01:09:56,380 --> 01:09:58,240 - Oh Abe, for heaven's sake... 1576 01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:03,240 - Folks, being here today reminds me of a very funny story 1577 01:10:03,790 --> 01:10:06,330 my partner Charlie told me, and... 1578 01:10:07,570 --> 01:10:09,711 What was the story you told? 1579 01:10:09,711 --> 01:10:11,476 - A fellow walked into a restaurant. 1580 01:10:11,476 --> 01:10:13,099 - A fellow walked into a restaurant... 1581 01:10:13,099 --> 01:10:14,847 - And he says to the waiter. 1582 01:10:14,847 --> 01:10:17,218 - And he says to the waiter... 1583 01:10:17,218 --> 01:10:19,843 - Do you have frog's legs. - Do you have frog's legs? 1584 01:10:19,843 --> 01:10:23,293 - He says... (mumbles) 1585 01:10:23,293 --> 01:10:24,897 - And the waiter said, "No, I only walked 1586 01:10:24,897 --> 01:10:26,639 "this way from tight shoes." 1587 01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:28,600 (audience laughing) 1588 01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:31,397 - Talent judge in the fashion show, they're tellin' jokes. 1589 01:10:32,252 --> 01:10:36,132 - And now, ladies and gentlemen, on with the fashion show. 1590 01:10:36,132 --> 01:10:39,299 (audience applauding) 1591 01:10:41,338 --> 01:10:43,018 (exciting music) 1592 01:10:43,018 --> 01:10:46,018 (shutters clicking) 1593 01:11:18,193 --> 01:11:22,125 - [Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, our designer and creator 1594 01:11:22,125 --> 01:11:24,670 Mr. Louis Hammerstein! 1595 01:11:24,670 --> 01:11:27,837 (audience applauding) 1596 01:11:44,065 --> 01:11:46,482 - Thank you. - Good show, huh? 1597 01:11:57,268 --> 01:12:00,070 - I was gonna cut it outta the magazine, 1598 01:12:00,070 --> 01:12:03,363 but your mother figured you'd want the whole thing. 1599 01:12:04,260 --> 01:12:05,240 - What is the matter with you? 1600 01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:06,928 Did you read the review? 1601 01:12:06,928 --> 01:12:08,120 - Are you kidding? 1602 01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:11,670 Five times to myself, five times on the telephone. 1603 01:12:11,670 --> 01:12:12,660 - What, you read this to other people? 1604 01:12:12,660 --> 01:12:14,290 - Yeah. - You did? 1605 01:12:14,290 --> 01:12:15,123 - You read this. 1606 01:12:15,123 --> 01:12:17,187 "The pretentious Anthony Mercer 1607 01:12:17,187 --> 01:12:18,477 "would serve the art community better 1608 01:12:18,477 --> 01:12:19,587 "if he took his dubious skills 1609 01:12:19,587 --> 01:12:20,830 "in plastering somewhere else." 1610 01:12:20,830 --> 01:12:22,030 You read that to people? 1611 01:12:22,870 --> 01:12:24,020 - What people? 1612 01:12:24,020 --> 01:12:25,460 Relatives. 1613 01:12:25,460 --> 01:12:27,880 Besides, Tony, Tony, 1614 01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:31,225 is it such a crime to be excited for my own kid? 1615 01:12:31,225 --> 01:12:32,058 - Oh Dad, I'm through. 1616 01:12:32,058 --> 01:12:34,050 - Through? - Yeah. 1617 01:12:34,050 --> 01:12:36,542 - Because of one person's opinion? 1618 01:12:36,542 --> 01:12:39,743 Do you think this guy Henry Moore always had it so great? 1619 01:12:40,593 --> 01:12:41,873 - How do you know about Henry Moore? 1620 01:12:43,070 --> 01:12:43,903 - I got a book. 1621 01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:48,020 He probably got a lotta bad reviews, 1622 01:12:48,020 --> 01:12:49,270 but that didn't stop him. 1623 01:12:50,390 --> 01:12:52,057 Mm-mm, not a chance. 1624 01:12:54,782 --> 01:12:57,220 - Can you believe what this vicious bastard said about me? 1625 01:12:57,220 --> 01:12:59,603 - Son, it's only one man's opinion. 1626 01:13:00,554 --> 01:13:01,481 - All right. 1627 01:13:01,481 --> 01:13:03,320 Is that what I am, a plasterer? 1628 01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:05,148 - What am I, old? 1629 01:13:05,148 --> 01:13:06,710 - What does that mean? 1630 01:13:06,710 --> 01:13:10,250 - Nobody can make me feel old unless I let 'em. 1631 01:13:10,250 --> 01:13:13,079 Nobody can make you feel like a plasterer 1632 01:13:13,079 --> 01:13:14,662 unless you let 'em. 1633 01:13:25,474 --> 01:13:27,666 (piano music) 1634 01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:29,838 - I have to tell you that I think you sing 1635 01:13:29,838 --> 01:13:31,756 much better than you play. 1636 01:13:31,756 --> 01:13:33,254 - I beg your pardon? 1637 01:13:33,254 --> 01:13:35,360 - (giggles) Oh, it's nice. - Nice, huh? 1638 01:13:41,178 --> 01:13:42,011 - That's nice, too. 1639 01:13:42,011 --> 01:13:43,190 - God, you smell so good. 1640 01:13:43,190 --> 01:13:44,023 What is that? 1641 01:13:45,362 --> 01:13:46,950 - It's called Sugar. 1642 01:13:46,950 --> 01:13:49,660 - Yeah, Edie used to use that. 1643 01:13:51,420 --> 01:13:52,253 - I doubt it. 1644 01:13:53,418 --> 01:13:54,510 It's not on the market yet. 1645 01:13:54,510 --> 01:13:55,950 - Well, it was... 1646 01:13:55,950 --> 01:13:57,850 Hey, how about some more wine. 1647 01:13:57,850 --> 01:13:58,683 - Oh, okay. 1648 01:14:08,393 --> 01:14:10,823 This is really such a nice room. 1649 01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:23,133 What a sweet face. - The sweetest. 1650 01:14:25,848 --> 01:14:27,948 - I can see why you're so attached to her. 1651 01:14:30,110 --> 01:14:31,810 - Maybe I better see about dinner. 1652 01:14:32,780 --> 01:14:33,613 - Charlie... 1653 01:14:36,290 --> 01:14:38,240 It must have been very painful for you. 1654 01:14:40,759 --> 01:14:43,059 - I did everything possible to keep her alive. 1655 01:14:45,274 --> 01:14:46,673 - You're still doing it. 1656 01:14:48,710 --> 01:14:51,090 - Don't you ever think about your ex-husband? 1657 01:14:51,090 --> 01:14:52,320 - No. 1658 01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:53,870 I'm not married to him anymore. 1659 01:14:59,650 --> 01:15:00,483 Look... 1660 01:15:02,630 --> 01:15:05,080 I'd really like to stay and have dinner with you. 1661 01:15:06,566 --> 01:15:07,910 But... 1662 01:15:07,910 --> 01:15:11,330 I just don't feel like there's any room for me here. 1663 01:15:11,330 --> 01:15:12,550 - Alice... 1664 01:15:14,450 --> 01:15:15,283 - I'm sorry. 1665 01:15:17,022 --> 01:15:19,605 (somber music) 1666 01:15:25,392 --> 01:15:26,475 Bye, Charlie. 1667 01:15:37,550 --> 01:15:39,846 - No, she bets, you got a pair of sevens. 1668 01:15:39,846 --> 01:15:40,679 - Right. 1669 01:15:40,679 --> 01:15:42,343 - Oh, there. 1670 01:15:42,343 --> 01:15:43,550 - [Charlie] I can't understand. 1671 01:15:43,550 --> 01:15:45,840 All of a sudden, the phones have stopped ringing. 1672 01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:47,610 - Two weeks ago I was getting writer's cramp 1673 01:15:47,610 --> 01:15:50,750 from taking orders, haven't sold a piece now in six days. 1674 01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:52,600 - I got people sittin' around here doin' nothin'. 1675 01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:53,685 - Yeah, they're doin' nothin'. 1676 01:15:53,685 --> 01:15:54,715 - What happened, did all the buyers left town? 1677 01:15:54,715 --> 01:15:56,160 - I dunno. - Hey, you guys? 1678 01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:57,503 - [All] Huh? 1679 01:15:57,503 --> 01:15:58,723 - Have you seen this? 1680 01:16:01,290 --> 01:16:02,563 - Holy smoke. 1681 01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:07,100 That Reinhorn, he stole my whole design 1682 01:16:07,100 --> 01:16:08,667 right down to the last stitch, look at that! 1683 01:16:08,667 --> 01:16:11,216 - And the dirty rat undercut us by 10 dollars. 1684 01:16:11,216 --> 01:16:13,731 - Yeah, well what are we gonna do? 1685 01:16:13,731 --> 01:16:15,400 - What are we gonna do? 1686 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:16,620 We're gonna sue the son of a bitch, 1687 01:16:16,620 --> 01:16:17,650 that's what we're gonna do. 1688 01:16:17,650 --> 01:16:18,800 - On what grounds? 1689 01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:20,360 - Why don't you guys go on TV? 1690 01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:21,740 - On what? - On TV. 1691 01:16:21,740 --> 01:16:23,900 - Ken Franklin does stories like this all the time. 1692 01:16:23,900 --> 01:16:25,270 - Oh, we'd be happy to go on TV 1693 01:16:25,270 --> 01:16:26,183 as long as it doesn't conflict 1694 01:16:26,183 --> 01:16:27,670 with our brunch at the White House! 1695 01:16:27,670 --> 01:16:28,580 Go on TV... 1696 01:16:28,580 --> 01:16:31,170 - Charlie, this guy's gonna be the next Donahue. 1697 01:16:31,170 --> 01:16:33,160 He loves human interest stories like this. 1698 01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:34,157 - Wouldn't that be somethin'? 1699 01:16:34,157 --> 01:16:36,820 To expose that sneaky bastard right on TV? 1700 01:16:36,820 --> 01:16:38,080 That would be somethin'! 1701 01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:40,370 - You're dreamin', we couldn't get on TV in a million years. 1702 01:16:40,370 --> 01:16:41,530 - Yeah, never happen, never. 1703 01:16:41,530 --> 01:16:43,933 - No, Mr. Franklin's not available. 1704 01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:45,163 Yes, I'll tell him. 1705 01:16:46,540 --> 01:16:48,490 I'm sorry gentlemen, but Mr. Franklin 1706 01:16:48,490 --> 01:16:50,413 won't be seeing anyone for another month. 1707 01:16:50,413 --> 01:16:51,421 - Oh, well it's a great human interest story. 1708 01:16:51,421 --> 01:16:52,645 - [Suzanne] Yes, we have all the stories we need. 1709 01:16:52,645 --> 01:16:54,170 - It really is very-- - Yeah, this could be great! 1710 01:16:54,170 --> 01:16:55,770 - [Suzanne] I'm sorry, we're booked solid 1711 01:16:55,770 --> 01:16:56,758 on human interest stories. 1712 01:16:56,758 --> 01:16:57,591 - Thank you very much. 1713 01:16:57,591 --> 01:16:58,424 - [Suzanne] You'll have to come back another time. 1714 01:16:58,424 --> 01:17:00,000 - You and your big ideas. 1715 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,117 I told you we'd never get on. 1716 01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:02,711 - We took a chance, we didn't lose anything. 1717 01:17:02,711 --> 01:17:03,544 - Suzanne, let me know the minute 1718 01:17:03,544 --> 01:17:06,080 that Brechkoff and his entourage arrive at JFK. 1719 01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:07,087 Franklin has got to talk to them 1720 01:17:07,087 --> 01:17:09,393 before the interview Thursday at the UN. 1721 01:17:09,393 --> 01:17:10,226 Important. 1722 01:17:11,370 --> 01:17:13,145 - Brechkoff? - Important? 1723 01:17:13,145 --> 01:17:13,978 - Who? 1724 01:17:13,978 --> 01:17:15,821 - Brechkoff. - Important. 1725 01:17:15,821 --> 01:17:18,404 (choral music) 1726 01:17:39,569 --> 01:17:40,402 - Da. 1727 01:17:46,671 --> 01:17:48,004 - Hello, beauty. 1728 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,568 - Excuse me, gentlemen, you can't go in there. 1729 01:17:50,568 --> 01:17:51,401 - I can go in there. 1730 01:17:51,401 --> 01:17:53,115 I am indebted to Mr. Brechkoff. 1731 01:17:53,115 --> 01:17:53,977 - Brechkoff? 1732 01:17:53,977 --> 01:17:55,610 But you weren't due until Thursday. 1733 01:17:55,610 --> 01:17:56,577 - Thursday? 1734 01:17:56,577 --> 01:18:00,929 (speaking in foreign language) 1735 01:18:00,929 --> 01:18:03,270 - Mr. Brechkoff, he say you and important Thursday. 1736 01:18:03,270 --> 01:18:05,073 Important see Franklin now, or go! 1737 01:18:05,944 --> 01:18:06,777 - Da! 1738 01:18:06,777 --> 01:18:08,645 (speaking in foreign language) 1739 01:18:08,645 --> 01:18:10,203 Da! - Mr. Franklin... 1740 01:18:10,203 --> 01:18:11,286 - Da, da, da. 1741 01:18:13,499 --> 01:18:15,189 - Mr. Franklin. - Annie, I'm on the phone-- 1742 01:18:15,189 --> 01:18:16,522 - Mr. Brechkoff! 1743 01:18:21,119 --> 01:18:22,913 - Uh, listen, I'll have to call you back. 1744 01:18:24,574 --> 01:18:25,741 Mr. Brechkoff. 1745 01:18:28,686 --> 01:18:33,176 (speaking in foreign language) 1746 01:18:33,176 --> 01:18:36,490 - Mr. Brechkoff, he say he believe in glasnost. 1747 01:18:36,490 --> 01:18:39,710 That mean I like you if you like me. 1748 01:18:39,710 --> 01:18:41,700 But you have to like me first. 1749 01:18:41,700 --> 01:18:42,726 - Da. - Da. 1750 01:18:42,726 --> 01:18:46,643 (speaking in foreign language) 1751 01:19:00,620 --> 01:19:02,860 - Sit down, please. (speaking in foreign language) 1752 01:19:02,860 --> 01:19:03,847 - Sit down! 1753 01:19:03,847 --> 01:19:07,764 (speaking in foreign language) 1754 01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:13,540 - [Abe] Da, vodka, vodka! 1755 01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:17,457 (speaking in foreign language) 1756 01:19:33,170 --> 01:19:36,100 - He say you have very important project. 1757 01:19:36,100 --> 01:19:39,596 Everybody like you, but when Brechkoff, he come to you, 1758 01:19:39,596 --> 01:19:43,617 everybody gonna like you better than Koppel. 1759 01:19:43,617 --> 01:19:44,450 - Da, da. 1760 01:19:44,450 --> 01:19:45,533 Vodka, vodka! 1761 01:19:46,910 --> 01:19:47,743 - Da, da! 1762 01:19:48,608 --> 01:19:53,132 (speaking in foreign language) 1763 01:19:53,132 --> 01:19:53,965 - Da, da! 1764 01:19:57,030 --> 01:20:00,947 (speaking in foreign language) 1765 01:20:18,296 --> 01:20:21,830 - Mr. Brechkoff, he say you have big audience. 1766 01:20:21,830 --> 01:20:24,090 Big audience, everybody like Franklin. 1767 01:20:24,090 --> 01:20:26,917 But when Brechkoff, he come to show, 1768 01:20:26,917 --> 01:20:29,260 you gonna have bigger audience-- 1769 01:20:29,260 --> 01:20:30,603 - Than Howdy Doody. 1770 01:20:32,250 --> 01:20:33,423 - Howdy Doody. 1771 01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:40,150 - Gentlemen, who the hell are you, 1772 01:20:40,150 --> 01:20:41,853 and what are you really doing here? 1773 01:20:41,853 --> 01:20:43,757 - Well you see, we're in a cloak and suit business. 1774 01:20:43,757 --> 01:20:45,479 And we made some jeans... 1775 01:20:45,479 --> 01:20:49,063 (voices clamoring) 1776 01:20:49,063 --> 01:20:50,740 - One at a time! 1777 01:20:50,740 --> 01:20:51,903 - [Abe] He deserves it. 1778 01:20:51,903 --> 01:20:54,220 - Mr. Reinhorn's office is right down here. 1779 01:20:54,220 --> 01:20:55,620 Right over here to the left. 1780 01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:58,200 Over here, over here. 1781 01:20:58,200 --> 01:20:59,760 Now this is his office right in here. 1782 01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:02,802 We know he's in now because he always ships on Tuesday. 1783 01:21:02,802 --> 01:21:03,900 - Hey, hey, hey! 1784 01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:04,836 What's going on here? 1785 01:21:04,836 --> 01:21:06,144 - That's him. - Put on camera. 1786 01:21:06,144 --> 01:21:08,888 - That's Mr. Reinhorn, that's the man who stole our design. 1787 01:21:08,888 --> 01:21:10,109 - That is ridiculous. - Stay with him. 1788 01:21:10,109 --> 01:21:12,390 - You stole our advertising campaign. 1789 01:21:12,390 --> 01:21:13,630 - Undercut us by 10 dollars. 1790 01:21:13,630 --> 01:21:14,587 - What is this? 1791 01:21:14,587 --> 01:21:15,610 You break into my factory like a-- 1792 01:21:15,610 --> 01:21:16,832 - You're a thief is what you are! 1793 01:21:16,832 --> 01:21:18,190 - Yeah, you're a thief, that's what you are! 1794 01:21:18,190 --> 01:21:19,230 - You can't make an appointment 1795 01:21:19,230 --> 01:21:20,318 and call me like a human being? 1796 01:21:20,318 --> 01:21:21,703 - Gentlemen, gentlemen... (voices clamoring) 1797 01:21:21,703 --> 01:21:23,773 - Gentlemen, please, please! 1798 01:21:24,700 --> 01:21:28,060 Now I realize you all feel very strongly about this. 1799 01:21:28,060 --> 01:21:29,550 But let's take it one at a time 1800 01:21:29,550 --> 01:21:31,860 so the audience can understand the issues. 1801 01:21:31,860 --> 01:21:32,780 - Fine with me. - Let's go, go ahead. 1802 01:21:32,780 --> 01:21:34,430 - Okay with me. 1803 01:21:34,430 --> 01:21:36,930 - Now Mr. Reinhorn, these gentlemen claim 1804 01:21:36,930 --> 01:21:38,120 you put them out of work. 1805 01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:39,590 - That is absurd. 1806 01:21:39,590 --> 01:21:40,890 I gave the senior citizens 1807 01:21:40,890 --> 01:21:42,930 a comparable product at a lower price. 1808 01:21:42,930 --> 01:21:45,760 It's open competition, that's what America is all about! 1809 01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:48,043 - Stealing our design, is that the American way, huh? 1810 01:21:48,043 --> 01:21:50,390 - It's an open marketplace! 1811 01:21:50,390 --> 01:21:51,920 - Ask him who makes his jeans. 1812 01:21:51,920 --> 01:21:52,753 Ask him! 1813 01:21:54,210 --> 01:21:56,166 - That's a fair question, Mr. Reinhorn. 1814 01:21:56,166 --> 01:21:58,020 Who makes your jeans? 1815 01:21:58,020 --> 01:21:58,853 - What difference does it make? 1816 01:21:58,853 --> 01:22:00,320 - It makes a lotta difference. - Right. 1817 01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:01,883 - Where are your jeans made? 1818 01:22:03,770 --> 01:22:04,840 - Taiwan. 1819 01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:06,642 - Taiwan, that's great! 1820 01:22:06,642 --> 01:22:08,426 I wonder how many American seniors 1821 01:22:08,426 --> 01:22:11,780 take the subway to Taiwan every morning to make his jeans. 1822 01:22:11,780 --> 01:22:14,090 - Yeah, wonder how many American jobs you took away, eh? 1823 01:22:14,090 --> 01:22:15,540 - What is this, a soap opera? 1824 01:22:15,540 --> 01:22:17,030 - Yeah, it's a soap opera about a friend 1825 01:22:17,030 --> 01:22:19,500 that hires senior citizens, people who were thrown away. 1826 01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:21,090 - Yeah, people you thought were disposable! 1827 01:22:21,090 --> 01:22:23,050 - Mr. Franklin, these gentlemen 1828 01:22:23,050 --> 01:22:24,920 are merely looking for sympathy. 1829 01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:28,570 The bottom line here is they just don't know the business. 1830 01:22:28,570 --> 01:22:29,900 - I don't know the business? 1831 01:22:29,900 --> 01:22:31,220 I taught you everything you know! 1832 01:22:31,220 --> 01:22:32,980 And I'll teach you something else. 1833 01:22:32,980 --> 01:22:34,180 Here, hold my cane. 1834 01:22:34,180 --> 01:22:35,630 I'll teach ya somethin', I'll show you... 1835 01:22:35,630 --> 01:22:36,847 - Just take it easy. 1836 01:22:36,847 --> 01:22:39,032 You touch me, you got a major lawsuit on your hands. 1837 01:22:39,032 --> 01:22:39,865 - You hearin' this? 1838 01:22:39,865 --> 01:22:42,531 I'll tear your head off! 1839 01:22:42,531 --> 01:22:46,537 - Shut it off, shut it off. - Oh boy. 1840 01:22:51,210 --> 01:22:53,513 - I'm sorry, I blew our case. 1841 01:22:55,980 --> 01:22:57,530 I just got so hot, you know. 1842 01:22:57,530 --> 01:23:00,099 He lied right in front of my face. 1843 01:23:00,099 --> 01:23:01,763 I saw red. 1844 01:23:03,250 --> 01:23:04,083 Sorry. 1845 01:23:04,083 --> 01:23:05,293 - You told the truth. 1846 01:23:05,293 --> 01:23:07,737 - Do you think they're gonna care about that? 1847 01:23:07,737 --> 01:23:08,780 All they're gonna care about 1848 01:23:08,780 --> 01:23:11,400 is his jeans are 10 dollars cheaper. 1849 01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:13,740 - The seams are gonna come apart in no time. 1850 01:23:13,740 --> 01:23:15,220 And he used buttons. 1851 01:23:15,220 --> 01:23:16,270 Think he gives a damn about people 1852 01:23:16,270 --> 01:23:18,713 with arthritis on a cold morning? 1853 01:23:18,713 --> 01:23:20,658 - We had a chance to convince millions of people 1854 01:23:20,658 --> 01:23:22,010 and we blew it. 1855 01:23:22,010 --> 01:23:25,140 - I think you boys did a pretty good job. 1856 01:23:25,140 --> 01:23:26,310 Wonderful. 1857 01:23:26,310 --> 01:23:27,697 - Someone different. 1858 01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:31,350 - How come nobody ever hugs me? 1859 01:23:31,350 --> 01:23:33,300 - They don't want their pockets picked. 1860 01:23:43,629 --> 01:23:47,157 (workers chattering) 1861 01:23:47,157 --> 01:23:50,043 - I haven't got the heart to tell 'em. 1862 01:23:50,043 --> 01:23:52,543 - Can't put it off any longer. 1863 01:24:02,575 --> 01:24:05,793 Excuse me folks, could I have your attention for a minute? 1864 01:24:06,710 --> 01:24:09,390 Look, you all work very, very hard. 1865 01:24:09,390 --> 01:24:11,570 And we tried to make it a success, 1866 01:24:11,570 --> 01:24:13,470 and with your help, we almost made it. 1867 01:24:13,470 --> 01:24:16,280 But I'm sorry to say, 1868 01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:19,293 Senior Sophisticates is now out of business. 1869 01:24:20,630 --> 01:24:24,633 - The hard fact is that we just can't meet the payroll. 1870 01:24:25,960 --> 01:24:28,910 - You can't close, we won't let you. 1871 01:24:28,910 --> 01:24:31,920 Here, this is my mother's engagement ring. 1872 01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:34,783 It's worth 1,275 dollars cash. 1873 01:24:35,717 --> 01:24:38,910 - There's 320 dollars in my savings account 1874 01:24:38,910 --> 01:24:40,540 and I'll withdraw at lunchtime. 1875 01:24:40,540 --> 01:24:43,783 - I got 95 dollars here, count it. 1876 01:24:44,650 --> 01:24:48,080 - Here's my gold bracelet. - And have my watch. 1877 01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:50,283 - Take my ring. - I got a locket. 1878 01:24:51,730 --> 01:24:54,300 (workers chattering) 1879 01:24:54,300 --> 01:24:56,760 - The Rita gallery called last night, I sold a piece. 1880 01:24:56,760 --> 01:24:58,180 - Oh, that's great, kid. 1881 01:24:58,180 --> 01:24:59,140 - Thanks, thanks. 1882 01:24:59,140 --> 01:25:00,700 I would like to sign the check over 1883 01:25:00,700 --> 01:25:02,120 soon as I get it to you guys. 1884 01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:04,370 - Tony, I wouldn't think of it. 1885 01:25:04,370 --> 01:25:05,380 - Oh come on, Dad, please. 1886 01:25:05,380 --> 01:25:06,510 You helped me when I needed it. 1887 01:25:06,510 --> 01:25:08,390 - No, please. 1888 01:25:08,390 --> 01:25:10,280 You keep it, keep it. 1889 01:25:10,280 --> 01:25:11,420 I love you anyway. 1890 01:25:11,420 --> 01:25:13,920 - I just want to say one more thing, if I may. 1891 01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:15,890 It's a very rare thing 1892 01:25:15,890 --> 01:25:19,290 that you go into business with people that you love. 1893 01:25:19,290 --> 01:25:21,890 It's even rarer that you find more people 1894 01:25:21,890 --> 01:25:22,940 that return the love. 1895 01:25:24,270 --> 01:25:25,300 I just wanna thank you 1896 01:25:25,300 --> 01:25:27,993 for all the tremendous effort that you put in. 1897 01:25:29,088 --> 01:25:32,100 I'm sorry that it just didn't work out. 1898 01:25:35,763 --> 01:25:37,513 - What is this, a wake? 1899 01:25:38,700 --> 01:25:41,690 - Oh hi, Alice. - Alice, how ya doin'? 1900 01:25:41,690 --> 01:25:43,370 - I guess you haven't heard. 1901 01:25:43,370 --> 01:25:44,610 - Heard what? - What? 1902 01:25:44,610 --> 01:25:47,950 - There's a huge crowd in front of Reinhorn's building. 1903 01:25:47,950 --> 01:25:49,260 - What? - Picketing! 1904 01:25:49,260 --> 01:25:50,360 - Picketing? - Yes! 1905 01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:52,040 - Hundreds of people. 1906 01:25:52,040 --> 01:25:55,474 Bloomingdale's wants an order of 6,000 pieces right away. 1907 01:25:55,474 --> 01:25:56,494 - What? 1908 01:25:56,494 --> 01:25:58,352 - 6,000 pieces? - 6,000 pieces? 1909 01:25:58,352 --> 01:25:59,185 - They want it right away? 1910 01:25:59,185 --> 01:26:01,000 - Then the Franklin show worked. 1911 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:02,420 - Did it work? 1912 01:26:02,420 --> 01:26:05,790 Reinhorn couldn't move his jeans if he gave them away! 1913 01:26:05,790 --> 01:26:08,200 - Oh, that's great! - Do you know what this means? 1914 01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:09,500 - Yeah, I know what this means. 1915 01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:11,590 Come on, what is this, a home for the aged? 1916 01:26:11,590 --> 01:26:12,977 Everybody back to work! 1917 01:26:12,977 --> 01:26:14,968 (all cheering) 1918 01:26:14,968 --> 01:26:16,057 - Thank you Alice. 1919 01:26:16,057 --> 01:26:18,260 Thank you so much. 1920 01:26:18,260 --> 01:26:20,510 - Just make sure that you get those goods 1921 01:26:20,510 --> 01:26:21,500 on the right truck this time. 1922 01:26:21,500 --> 01:26:22,560 - Oh, don't worry, we will. 1923 01:26:22,560 --> 01:26:24,640 - This time we'll walk them over personally. 1924 01:26:24,640 --> 01:26:25,540 - We'll walk them! 1925 01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:28,673 - I, um... 1926 01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:34,100 I'll talk to you soon. 1927 01:26:36,050 --> 01:26:37,648 - Yeah. 1928 01:26:37,648 --> 01:26:40,148 (light music) 1929 01:26:42,689 --> 01:26:44,053 - You gonna let her go? 1930 01:26:44,053 --> 01:26:45,250 Gonna stand here like a yo-yo? 1931 01:26:45,250 --> 01:26:46,493 What's a matter with you? 1932 01:26:47,440 --> 01:26:48,273 - Alice... 1933 01:26:51,470 --> 01:26:52,870 Have dinner with me tonight. 1934 01:26:53,810 --> 01:26:57,460 - I don't think so. - Hey, hey, no more ghosts. 1935 01:26:57,460 --> 01:26:59,290 - I'll take you to your favorite restaurant 1936 01:26:59,290 --> 01:27:00,490 and I'll sing your favorite song. 1937 01:27:00,490 --> 01:27:02,690 - Oh Charlie, if I could just tell you-- 1938 01:27:02,690 --> 01:27:04,150 - Hey. 1939 01:27:04,150 --> 01:27:05,600 How am I gonna tell you I love you 1940 01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:07,650 if you don't have dinner with me tonight? 1941 01:27:11,864 --> 01:27:13,205 - How about eight o' clock? 1942 01:27:13,205 --> 01:27:14,505 - How about you come here? 1943 01:27:19,325 --> 01:27:22,740 (phone ringing) 1944 01:27:22,740 --> 01:27:24,970 - Hello, Senior Sophisticates. 1945 01:27:24,970 --> 01:27:25,813 Who's calling? 1946 01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:28,553 Oh. 1947 01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:31,480 Hold the wire, I'll ask him. 1948 01:27:32,360 --> 01:27:34,973 Louis, Mr. Reinhorn's downstairs. 1949 01:27:35,850 --> 01:27:36,907 He wants to see you. 1950 01:27:37,941 --> 01:27:38,841 You wanna see him? 1951 01:27:39,730 --> 01:27:40,867 - Mr. Reinhorn. 1952 01:27:42,360 --> 01:27:43,530 Yes. 1953 01:27:43,530 --> 01:27:45,570 Yes, I'd like to see him very much. 1954 01:27:48,005 --> 01:27:49,338 - Hi Louis. - Hi. 1955 01:27:50,525 --> 01:27:51,358 - Look... 1956 01:27:52,620 --> 01:27:54,440 Louis, I feel terrible about this. 1957 01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:57,520 No, I mean what's come between us. 1958 01:27:57,520 --> 01:27:59,060 Um... 1959 01:27:59,060 --> 01:28:00,630 Actually, I got some lousy advice 1960 01:28:00,630 --> 01:28:02,040 from my board of directors. 1961 01:28:02,040 --> 01:28:03,170 - What advice did your board of directors 1962 01:28:03,170 --> 01:28:04,950 give you this time, Matt? 1963 01:28:04,950 --> 01:28:07,230 - What do you say we merge the businesses? 1964 01:28:07,230 --> 01:28:09,330 I want you guys to be my partners. 1965 01:28:09,330 --> 01:28:10,743 - I already have partners now, Matt. 1966 01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:13,260 - We'll give you a major piece 1967 01:28:13,260 --> 01:28:15,233 of all Reinhorn fashions, Louis. 1968 01:28:17,650 --> 01:28:21,498 - Tell your board of directors thanks, but no thanks. 1969 01:28:21,498 --> 01:28:22,360 - Now wait a second, Louis, 1970 01:28:22,360 --> 01:28:24,420 my buyers are turning their back on me now. 1971 01:28:24,420 --> 01:28:27,660 You know, the stockholders, they're going nuts! 1972 01:28:27,660 --> 01:28:29,370 Hey, gimme a break here, would you Louis? 1973 01:28:29,370 --> 01:28:30,370 Come on, really? 1974 01:28:30,370 --> 01:28:31,330 I could lose my business. 1975 01:28:31,330 --> 01:28:33,280 At least talk to your partners! 1976 01:28:34,556 --> 01:28:36,290 - Louis. - What happened? 1977 01:28:36,290 --> 01:28:38,530 - He made you an offer, right? 1978 01:28:38,530 --> 01:28:40,360 - Nothing I don't already have. 1979 01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:41,450 - Gimme a light. 1980 01:28:41,450 --> 01:28:42,496 - Again with the cigars? 1981 01:28:42,496 --> 01:28:43,848 - Yeah! - Oh yeah. 1982 01:28:43,848 --> 01:28:44,798 - Gimme the light, will ya? 1983 01:28:44,798 --> 01:28:45,800 - What? - Come on. 1984 01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:47,020 - What are you doin'? 1985 01:28:47,020 --> 01:28:48,070 - Partners, allow me. 1986 01:28:49,391 --> 01:28:52,510 - What is this, Christmas? - I must be delirious. 1987 01:28:52,510 --> 01:28:53,560 - Smoke up and enjoy. 1988 01:28:54,620 --> 01:28:55,453 There ya go. 1989 01:28:57,060 --> 01:28:58,070 Now, will you explain to me 1990 01:28:58,070 --> 01:29:00,631 how we're gonna make 6,000 pieces on time? 1991 01:29:00,631 --> 01:29:02,937 - Same way we made 600 pieces on time. 1992 01:29:02,937 --> 01:29:04,532 - No, no, no. - Same way we made 600. 1993 01:29:04,532 --> 01:29:05,510 - We're talkin' 6,000, that's 10 times the amount. 1994 01:29:05,510 --> 01:29:06,831 - So we're talkin' 6,000. 1995 01:29:06,831 --> 01:29:07,867 - Where am I gonna have the space? 1996 01:29:07,867 --> 01:29:08,700 I can't make 'em in this loft. 1997 01:29:08,700 --> 01:29:10,172 - There's plenty of room in this barn. 1998 01:29:10,172 --> 01:29:11,672 - There's plenty of room. - There's not enough room! 1999 01:29:11,672 --> 01:29:13,251 - Just order more machines and more people. 2000 01:29:13,251 --> 01:29:14,084 - What do you mean, 2001 01:29:14,084 --> 01:29:15,335 just order more machines and more people? 2002 01:29:15,335 --> 01:29:16,627 - Will you stop butting in? 2003 01:29:16,627 --> 01:29:18,820 Look, you make 'em, you sell 'em, 2004 01:29:18,820 --> 01:29:19,987 and I'll handle the rest of the drama. 2005 01:29:19,987 --> 01:29:20,900 - Listen to him. - I gotta make 'em? 2006 01:29:20,900 --> 01:29:21,963 - That's the way it's always been. 2007 01:29:21,963 --> 01:29:22,796 - Where am I gonna make 'em? 2008 01:29:22,796 --> 01:29:24,543 - All of our lives we've had this problem! 2009 01:29:24,543 --> 01:29:27,126 (upbeat music) 2010 01:29:38,863 --> 01:29:42,375 ♪ Oh we ain't got a barrel of money ♪ 2011 01:29:42,375 --> 01:29:45,163 ♪ Maybe we're ragged and funny ♪ 2012 01:29:45,163 --> 01:29:48,537 ♪ But we'll travel along, singin' a song ♪ 2013 01:29:48,537 --> 01:29:50,863 ♪ Side by side ♪ 2014 01:29:50,863 --> 01:29:54,331 ♪ Oh we don't know what's comin' tomorrow ♪ 2015 01:29:54,331 --> 01:29:57,178 ♪ Maybe it's trouble and sorrow ♪ 2016 01:29:57,178 --> 01:30:00,372 ♪ But we'll travel the road, sharin' our load ♪ 2017 01:30:00,372 --> 01:30:03,299 ♪ Side by side ♪ 2018 01:30:03,299 --> 01:30:06,059 ♪ Through all kinds of weather ♪ 2019 01:30:06,059 --> 01:30:08,180 ♪ What if the sky should fall ♪ 2020 01:30:08,180 --> 01:30:09,495 - [Charlie] We should go on the stage, you know. 2021 01:30:09,495 --> 01:30:12,013 ♪ As long as we're together ♪ 2022 01:30:12,013 --> 01:30:14,071 ♪ It doesn't matter at all ♪ 2023 01:30:14,071 --> 01:30:16,488 (applauding) 2024 01:30:22,332 --> 01:30:25,165 (Multicom Jingle) 144361