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Ooh.

Ah, time for a nice relaxing

lounge on my new hammock.

I love mosquitoes!

[Wind blowing]

But what's this?

Oh, my!

Oh.

Stop!

Ah!

No more.

Darn.

Please let this be over.

Ow.

Hello.

Ah!

That hammock is most dangerous.

?

? So today we're gonna

take the time to show you ?

? The br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Only thing you oughta know,

you really gotta ?

? See the br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

?

? We're gonna show you why

? There's more than

meets the eye ?

? The br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Only thing you oughta know,

you really gotta ?

? See the br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

?

I can't wait to pick Doom up

from her kitty spa.

IRIS: Are we leaving yet?

Are we leaving yet?

Are we, are we?

Are we leaving yet?

Right, train isn't here yet.

Silly me.

Don't worry, I won't be one of

those obnoxious kids asking the

same thing over and over and

over and over.

That's not me.

[Train whistle blowing]

Oh, is that the train I hear?

Is it, is it?

Is it the train?

This sure will be a good

chance to see the world and

spend some quality time

together.

[Misery sneezing]

Yeah, I can't wait.

[Deflating]

What was that?

Uh, nothing.

It wasn't a sneeze, if that's

what you're thinking.

[Sneezing]

Are you okay, Misery?

Of course!

I wouldn't be here if I was sick

or anything.

[Crashing]

Look, if I happen to have large

pox, we would know it.

Sure, it would start with the

sneezing and coughing and--

[Gasping]-- wheezing.

But the symptoms would grow into

chills, fever, and then huge red

splotches on my face.

If you need to stay home,

Misery, I'll gladly stay back

and take care of you.

Thanks, anyway.

I'm fine.

[Shivering]

Oh, darn.

I mean, good then.

I won't stay home.

I'll come.

Don't you want to come, Poe?

Well, of course I want to.

Ha-ha-ha!

Don't be absurd!

And just so you know, I am not

afraid of trains.

[Train whistle blowing]

[Poe squawking]

Well, you really should get that

dry cleaned.

Okay, is everyone here?

Iris.

Are we leaving, are we

leaving?

Misery-- [Misery sneezing]

Poe-- [Poe sobbing]

Me, Mr. Buns, Skull Boy--

Where's--?

Here we are.

Ready to catch the cool

waka-waka bird in its natural

habitat.

We want to get a picture of

it for our latest album cover.

Yeah, I thought it would be

cool to have a picture of a rare

bird.

LEN: Killer!

FRANK: Yeah.

Okay, so that just leaves

Scaredy.

Where is Scaredy?

Scaredy!

ALL: Scaredy!

SCAREDY: Yes?

RUBY: There you are.

What's all that?

Are you kidding?

It's my luggage.

It is best to be prepared, you

know.

True.

But I just read all about

packing light, even for long

journeys.

All I need is right here in this

cute little compact bag.

It's much easier to handle.

[Poe screaming]

Whoa.

Most of the time.

[Train whistle blowing]

IRIS: New places, yay!

I can't wait to go, go, go!

[Iris screaming]

Are you okay?

Uh, yeah.

[Whistling]

SKULL BOY: Ha-ha-ha, oh, boy!

All aboard!

This is going to be the best

adventure ever!

Come on, guys.

SCAREDY: Excuse me, please.

Hello?

Oh, gotcha.

?

[Poe groaning]

?

[Scaredy yelling]

Is that it?

Looks like that's it.

Waka-waka, here we come!

SKELE-T: Whoo-whoo!

Everybody on the soul train!

? Ding-a-ding-a-ding-ding

? A-ding-a-ding-dong

? Dong-dong-a-ding-a-ding

? A-ding-a-ding-ding-dong

? This train is long gone

Okay, I think I'm supposed to

be here.

Oh, I'm supposed to be over

there.

[Yelping]

Whew, is it hot in here or is

it just me?

[Hissing sound]

Uh, no problem.

I'll move.

Me too.

SCAREDY: Wait, I am sorry,

but I think I am supposed to be

there.

[Misery groaning]

Um-- um--

Sorry.

I have to sneeze.

[Sneezing]

[Poe screaming]

Hey, wait a second.

This isn't right.

[Kids groaning]

I'm supposed to get the window.

You said I could first.

I'm manning the camera.

How am I gonna get a good shot

of us with the waka-waka bird if

I'm not closer?

Okay, you're right.

Ah, much better.

[Cup rattling]

You okay, Poe?

I'm just trying to calm my

nerves.

Okay, okay, I'll tell you.

I must admit, I have a fear of--

oh, boy, I can hardly say the

word--

[Gulping]

-- trains.

Oh, no.

Why?

Well, it all dates back to a

trauma that is too hard to talk

about.

Oh, okay, then.

Very, very hard to talk

about.

Well, you better not, then.

I don't want you to be upset.

Thank you, Ruby.

You're too kind.

Now, I'd better do my

headcount to make sure

everyone's here.

Poe, Frank, Len, me.

That's four.

Wait a second, I've lost count.

Oh, I wish I'd packed my pen to

mark it down.

Ballpoint, fountain, or

felt-tip?

I also have pencils, monogrammed

pencil crayons, or perhaps it

would just be easier to type it.

Uh, a ballpoint will do.

Thanks, Scaredy.

Let's see.

Scaredy, Iris--

Iris.

Oh, no.

Where's Iris?

Wa-hoo!

That girl sure knows how to

relax.

Tickets, please!

Tickets!

Hey, Skull Boy.

Whatcha doin'?

Isn't it great, Ruby?!

I mean, isn't it great, Ruby?

I must be related to a long line

of train conductors, because

when I was going to the dining

car just now, I really found my

train legs.

?

Whoa.

Do something, quick!

?

Yep, I'm a railroader,

all right.

Wow!

That's impressive, Skull Boy.

Thanks, Ruby.

But I still need to see tickets,

please!

Tickets!

Excuse me, but none of you are

in the seat assigned to you!

You're not gonna make us

move, are ya?

No, no, don't be silly.

Unless you want to avoid being

thrown off the train.

Company rules.

[Screaming]

[Yelling]

?

[Panting]

Yeah, that's better.

Thank you kindly!

[Train whistle blowing]

Uh, where were we?

Right.

One more headcount and hello

relaxation.

[Clicking]

Darn!

Maybe a pencil is a better idea.

Scaredy?

Uh, where could he be?

Scaredy!

Oh, there you are, Scaredy.

Hey, this place looks familiar.

Oh, yes.

I brought along a few mementos

to make it feel a bit more like

home.

That makes sense.

Strangely enough.

I'm enjoying packing light, for

a change.

Less things to carry around.

That makes sense, too.

Uh, do you happen to have--

I brought an extra one!

Thanks.

[Laughing]

Do you see the waka-waka

bird?

Not yet.

Cool rickshaw, though.

LEN: Nice house.

FRANK: Yeah, cool boulder.

LEN: Nice rickshaw.

FRANK: Cool house.

LEN: Nice boulder.

Rickshaw.

House.

Boulder.

Hey, wait a second!

Does something about this seem

strange to you?

Nope.

Me neither.

Doesn't this thing go any

faster?

I mean, a bird could fly faster

than this thing!

Oh!

[Shivering]

[Popping]

Oh, no!

Spots!

What's that, Misery?

MISERY: I said, "Look at all

the neat spots outside."

Another tea?!

Uh, yes.

It helps to calm my frazzled

nerves.

You wouldn't want to know the

horrid things that could happen

on this train.

But since you insist--

I read a few ghastly horror

books about trains in my

formative years, you know.

They left me with nightmares for

years!

[Screaming]

Don't do it.

Don't go up the hill!

You'll fall down!

Oh, do not do it!

Yes, well, those pop-up books

can be frightening.

Ah, this is the life.

I'd love to do a bit of reading.

If only I'd packed a book.

[Scaredy hemming]

Oh!

Thanks!

Now, let's see.

[Poe screaming]

Get it away!

[Poe sobbing]

Sorry!

[Sobbing]

Okay.

Maybe we should just play some

games.

[Iris exclaiming]

[Squawking]

Did you say "games"?

Yay!

Cool!

Okay, it's called "Name five

things."

You pick a category and then get

the person to name five things

in it.

MISERY: I'll go first, seeing

as I might not be in this world

much longer.

Okay, Misery.

Your category is "name five

reasons to go on vacation."

MISERY: Oh, easy!

Infestation, typhoid relapse,

house swept up in hurricane,

meteor shower-- uh-- oh, and of

course--

Ow.

My turn, my turn, my--

turn.

[Misery squeaking]

I gotta go.

[Sneezing]

[Shouting]

Hey, look.

Rickshaw, house--

Engineer.

Rickshaw, house--

Where'd the engineer go?

Wait a second!

If he's out there, who's driving

the train?

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

[Metal shrieking]

[Screaming]

[Train whistle blowing]

[Screaming]

Oh, I knew this would happen!

I should have listened to the

pop-up book!

Pardon me.

[Shouting]

Hello, everyone.

Scaredy, we have to get to

the engine room so we can try to

stop the train.

Oh, okay, then.

[Grunting]

IRIS: Ruby!

[Train whistle blowing]

Okay, who knows how to drive

a train?

But I'm a conductor--

[Whistling]-- not an engineer.

[Thumping]

[Screaming]

But maybe you got it wrong.

Maybe you're related to a long

line of train engineers.

Really?

Do you think I could be that far

off?

Yeah, I guess it's possible I

may have misread my ancestry the

odd time.

Okay, mission control.

Let's get this train back on

track.

How do I stop this thing?

What?

Oh, I said, "How do I stop

this thing?"

You want to sing?

This isn't the time right now,

Skull Boy.

Although, you do have a lovely

voice.

No, I said--

I have a lovely voice?

Thanks, Ruby.

No, I said, "How do you stop--"

?

Skele-T, do you mind?

Sorry, SB.

Come on, Skull Boy.

Can't you do anything?

Oh, I knew something bad would

happen on a train!

That pop-up book was right!

SKULL BOY: But I've never

driven a train before.

Usually when I try to fix

things, I like to read the

manual.

POE: Okay, let's find the

manual, people!

Look alive!

SCAREDY: Oh, yes.

How to Fix a Runaway Train.

I packed one along just in case.

This is in German.

Oh, wrong language.

English.

Thanks.

Okay, page one.

"Glossary and Terms."

POE: Hurry, hurry!

Skip through that!

SKULL BOY: Oh, right.

Okay, page two.

"How to Load the Charcoal."

Oh, cool.

I forgot this was a steam train.

There's a charcoal room.

Guys, the charcoal's not meant

for that.

Sorry.

Hotdogs, then?

RUBY: Three, four.

Oh, no!

Iris is missing!

IRIS: Now, this is what I

call fast!

Faster!

Faster!

Faster!

Wa-ha-hoo!

RUBY: Iris, you've got to

come back in!

We can't get the train to stop.

IRIS: Okay.

Okay, one more minute.

You've got to do something,

Skull Boy.

Ah!

Um, guys.

[Whistling]

You just gotta.

That should do it.

[Gleeful screaming]

Whoops.

Guess that wasn't the right

lever.

MISERY: This is exactly the

way trains usually crash.

That or they just blow up from

overheating.

[Quavering]

Oh, boy!

Oh, dear!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh!

Just oh!

"Oh" is right.

Is that what I look like?

[Gasping]

I will not be afraid.

I will not be afraid.

[Humming]

Let me out of here!

You've got to let me out of

here!

It's a moving train, Poe!

You can't go anywhere!

Ow.

[Gleeful screaming]

[Frightened screaming]

Quick, everyone.

Run to the other side.

Which side?

The other side.

The other side of where I am

or where Frank is?

Over there.

On the count of three.

One--

Are you sure three is a good

number?

Maybe we should pick a smaller

number so we can get this bit

over with quicker.

Like one.

Okay, on "one."

Ready?

One!

[Cheering]

Way to go, guys.

[Scaredy sighing]

Thank you.

It is so exhausting not being

afraid.

SKULL BOY: Scaredy's right.

Why don't you guys go back and

relax?

I just have to figure out how to

stop it, and that shouldn't be

so hard.

I'm on the last chapter, "How to

Stop It."

Are you sure?

SKULL BOY: Go ahead.

I'll be fine.

FRANK: That's great, because

the waka-waka bird only comes

out at night.

RUBY: Thanks for bringing the

cards, Scaredy.

Okay, read 'em and weep.

GIRL: Help!

That bad a hand, huh?

MISERY: Yeah, but that wasn't

me.

GIRL: Help!

Well, whoever it is, she sure

needs help!

Come on, guys.

[Groaning]

I'm on my last wings.

?

I heard it, too.

I don't know what to do.

What's that on the track?

SCAREDY: Looks like a bush.

RUBY: It is a bush!

It's Venus!

I thought Venus was more of a

flowering plant.

No, actually, I think she's a

seedling.

I think she's more of a--

Oh, what does it matter?!

What matters is how are we going

to stop in time?

VENUS: Help!

I need ze help!

MISERY: She's as good as

mulch.

Or do you mean peat moss?

Never mind.

VENUS: Help?

Anyone!

Help!

When I signed up to be a damsel

in distress, I did not know it

would take so long.

Oh, no!

Vhat am I going to do?

Oh, no!

What are we going to do?

[Screaming]

[Gasping]

IRIS: Yahoo-hoo-hoo!

All right!

Vhy, Iris, zank you so much!

No problem.

Okay, you can put me down

now, please.

Oh, sorry.

You know, it's a good thing

Poe isn't here or he would be

hyperventilating from fear.

[Chuckling]

Oh, that poor scared guy.

Poe!

Where's Poe?

Oh, no!

He's not here!

Where is he?

KIDS: Poe!

MISERY: Where are you?

Where are you?

RUBY: Poe!

Well, let's not panic.

Oh, I am sorry, Ruby, but I

am past the expiry date for not

panicking.

Wait a second.

[Scaredy screaming]

Where's that mystery man who was

always around?

Yeah, did he kidnap Poe?

Who'd want to kidnap Poe?

Len, it could be part of a

huge involved plot.

Maybe Poe was mistaken for a--

Waka-waka bird!

Of course!

We've got to find him.

LEN: Yeah!

And Poe!

You know, the mystery man was

always around, but he isn't now.

Just like Poe.

And don't forget the

engineer.

Maybe he was pushed off the

train.

[Screaming]

RUBY: Oh, no!

This is awful!

What are we going to do?

?

I don't think that's helping.

Sorry.

Just can't resist.

Okay.

We have to pick up Doom, the

train won't stop, the engineer

is gone, and Poe's missing!

I would say the vacation is

experiencing a bit of a setback.

[Screaming]

RUBY: To be continued.

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