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[Whistling]

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Yow!

[Grunting]

Whoa!

Oh!

[Crashing]

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? So today we're gonna

take the time to show you ?

? The br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Only thing you oughta know,

you really gotta ?

? See the br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

?

? We're gonna show you why

? There's more than

meets the eye ?

? The br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Only thing you oughta know,

you really gotta ?

? See the br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

IRIS: Whoa!

SCAREDY: Oh, dear, oh, dear.

What happened to the pi�ata?

No one has taken a swipe at

the poor thing in days.

We must stop filling it if we

are not going to have a party.

Oh, hey, I've got an idea!

Let's have a party!

Aha!

That's a great idea, Iris.

We haven't had one since our

"Congrats We Cleaned Out the

Rain Gutters" party last week.

Oh, that's my fave!

Before that, we had the

"Thankfully it's Monday" party.

Followed by the "Thankfully

it's Tuesday" and then

"Wednesday" party.

Ending in the "Thankfully

it's the Weekend" party.

How about a "Thankfully it's

Thursday" party?

We haven't had one of those yet.

Plus, today is Thursday.

Lovely idea!

Yeah!

Most fun!

Iris and Misery, you'll be in

charge of decorations, Skull

Boy, you're in charge of drinks.

I'll do food.

Frank and Len can do music,

Scaredy can do games, and Poe,

you can replenish the pi�ata.

Super.

What is it, Doom?

[Clock chiming]

Oh, I see.

It is tomorrow.

Thankfully we haven't had a

"Thankfully it's the Day After

Thursday" party yet.

Let's get this party started!

Whoo!

[Rock music playing]

[Record scratching off]

At your convenience, of course.

Ha-ha!

Iris, the decorations look

amazing.

Thanks, Ruby.

What are you looking at?

Ah!

RUBY: Everything is going

exactly as planned.

Mm.

Delicious, Ruby, as always.

I landed on a thorn!

Let me out!

Hello?

What happened?

It's almost as if...

Misery is everywhere all at

once.

Ruby?

Is anyone there?

It's so bright, I can't see a

darn thing.

The sun is shining, the birds

are singing.

Yep, I'm miserable.

Hmm, odd.

Today's Friday.

Maybe it's not just any Friday.

That doesn't explain why I'm

suddenly Mother Nature's new

best friend.

I was right, today is Friday

the 13th.

Wait, I remember my nana

telling me a story about this

date.

[Coughing]

11, 12, 13.

Ooga!

Friday 13.

Lucky day.

[Rumbling]

And lo!

Today is Friday the 13th!

[Coughing]

Does anyone care for a cup of

my lucky Friday the 13th tea?

I get it!

Bad luck is normal for you,

Misery, so Friday the 13th is

actually a good-luck day for

you.

Plus the full moon has been

out all day.

Perhaps that magnifies the

effect.

It's a chance for you to

experience a whole new side of

life, Misery.

One that isn't fraught with

disaster.

Ah!

The rest of us will just have

to stay on our toes.

We should have a "Friday the

13th on a Full Moon is Good Luck

For You" party, in honour of

Misery.

Would someone please get me

out of here?!

I don't like the sound of

this, not one little bit.

What you reading, Poe?

"Everything You Ever Needed

to Know About Friday the 13th,

But Were Afraid to Ask For Good

Reason."

Says here, "Smashed chandeliers

are bad luck."

[Gasping]

Full moon's are even worse luck!

[Gasping]

Fainting, Scaredy, that's three

years of bad luck.

That's six years.

That's it, just a little

more, a little more.

Then out the front door, across

the big yard and up the long

flight of stairs.

Hey, how come I always have

to do all the heavy lifting?

You know I can't risk hurting

my picking fingers, Len.

Hey, Ruby, what you up to?

I'm making a cake for

Misery's "Friday the 13th on a

Full Moon is Good Luck For You"

party, and I need the

smash-proof plastic cake tin.

Hey, we can try out our new

songs at Misery's party.

You want to hear one?

I'd love to!

Uh, Frank, the amp won't fit.

Then we'll just play where

the amp lies.

[Rock music playing]

Uh, guys, it's probably not a

good idea to practice under a

ladder.

Some people believe it's bad

luck.

Ah!

Whoa, that lightning bolt

almost zapped me.

Talk about a close call.

Yeah, believe it or not, I

didn't get zapped either.

I'm lucky too.

If the bolt didn't zap you,

and it didn't zap me, who did it

zap?

Now I know how Misery feels.

Ow.

Ruby, catch.

Three, two.

Thanks, Misery.

Boy, am I ever glad you're

having good luck today.

That makes one of us.

Shoo!

Says here "Open flames are

bad luck, and so are books that

are perched on one's window

sill."

[Gasping]

Ow!

Hey, watch it!

This book really knows what

it's talking about.

Oh, no!

Open flame!

Oh, this is truly unlucky.

I am now unable to study up on

what unlucky events are about to

befall me.

How shall I ever know?

[Crashing]

Oh, I suppose it will become

obvious.

Hey, Scaredy, you're my first

customer.

Hello.

Ah.

Voila, a brand new cake for

Misery's party.

Darn.

Ouch!

Stubbed my toe!

Stubbed it again!

Double ow.

And again!

I thought I was related to a

long line of malt shop

entrepreneurs, and my opening

day is a flop.

IRIS: Oh!

Okay, who keeps moving the

table?

I only got seven good toes left

here.

Do you stub your toes all the

time too, Misery?

Used to.

Happy days.

Give me a double.

Two squirts of chocolate

coming up.

[Coughing]

So, what seems to be the

trouble today, little lady?

This is the trouble.

The chocolate squirt bounced off

me and hit you, the barstool

didn't collapse.

I stood outside in the middle of

a lightning storm today and

didn't get hit once.

See?

I didn't choke or have an

allergic reaction.

Plus, I have no idea where these

flowers came from.

Ugh!

I'm like a walking, talking good

luck charm.

Those sure are some problems

you've got there.

This one's on the house.

It should be, I live here.

I'm going to hang some

four-leaf garland for the party

if it kills me.

Did you have to say that?

[Crashing]

Oops!

Ooh!

Ow!

Ah!

[Crashing]

No problem.

Problem!

[Gasping]

Thanks, guys.

[Screaming]

You know, I fear someone must

have left the bath running, for

heaven's sakes.

Well, I had to soothe my

frazzled nerves.

Or left the tap on in the

kitchen.

You've got to have clean

utensils when running a soda

bar.

Or left the washing machine

on?

You know how much I like fresh

socks.

What's up, guys?

It appears that the house is

flooding, Len.

Oh, that's all.

Thanks, Frank.

No problem.

Any time.

Great.

So, did you say the house is

flooding?

That's what I said, Len.

I said that the house is

flooding.

Try paying attention some time.

The house is flooding!

Oh, no!

Ah!

The salesman said mandrake

plants bring good luck.

I feel so used.

What do we do now?

I think we better get out of

here.

But what about my hammock, my

dried mosquito collection, my--

[Rumbling]

Oh, my!

What are you guys waiting for?

Run!

Guys, quick!

Apparently, the house is

flooding.

RUBY: I know Friday the 13th

is bad luck, but I sure didn't

see that one coming.

So far, we've lost 14 panes

of glass due to tripping

mishaps, had three loses of

consciousness and one flooded

house.

Perhaps we should postpone the

party to a slightly safer day,

perhaps?

I concur, little bat.

Our amp is busted, which means

no music.

Plus I lost my blender in the

flooding.

My soda bar will have to close.

And my toes can't take

hanging another garland, Ruby.

[Sighing]

[Whistle blowing]

Not so fast, troops.

Sure, you're a bit water-logged

and have 17-degree burns, thanks

to the lightning.

That's no reason to give up!

[Thunder rumbling]

Yes, it is.

[Whistle blowing]

Welcome to disaster camp.

I'm going to show you how to

deal with disaster and survive.

Excuse me, but at disaster

camp, everything could go

horribly awry.

You bet it will.

But if we go to disaster

camp, we might get caught in a

terrible storm.

I know.

We could walk across the

lawn, trip on nothing, get

critically injured and be rushed

to the hospital.

What's your point?

How long must we stay at

disaster camp, Ruby?

I guess until all the water

is mopped up from inside the

house.

FRANK: We're on it.

We won't let you down, Ruby.

Thanks, guys.

[Whistle blowing]

Follow me, gang.

Oh, dear.

Oh, my.

Uh-oh.

We're doomed.

Glad we got out of that one.

That camp would've been a

disaster.

That's kind of the idea, Len.

When selecting a site for

your tent, make sure to watch

out for quicksand.

It got all of the men in my

family.

Except for one, luckily.

[Whistling]

Okay, let's take this outside.

What's this for, Misery?

It's your disaster-avoidance

map.

Everything is a possible

disaster.

Oh!

A paper cut!

A paper cut!

Oh!

Will the pain never cease?!

Most likely, no.

But you get used to it.

Okay, look alive, people.

[Whistling]

This place is a disaster!

Why do we have to clean it up?

I gave Ruby my word.

What word?

The word that we do it.

Do what?

Clean the house, Len!

Why do we have to clean it

up?

Just forget why you're doing

it.

Just wipe the floor, okay, Len?

Sure.

Why didn't you say so in the

first place, Frank?

Yeesh.

BOTH: Ah!

[Crashing]

Higher, Poe!

Jump higher!

My disaster training will help

you survive and thrive.

Ah!

See?

Told you.

Dive, dive, dive.

A picture frame?

But we're outside.

Normally, when picture frames

fall out of the sky on me, I

duck way faster.

[Whistling]

I cleared the whole obstacle

course in one hop!

Whee!

[Crashing]

I'm okay.

Next lesson: avoiding wells.

Just a bit more.

Those dandelions still look a

little parched.

That looks like fun!

I want a turn!

Can I?

Can I, huh?

Can I, please?!

I wonder who that black cloud

belongs to.

Oh, yeah, me, me, me!

It's got my name on it.

That's not a rain cloud,

that's...

ALL: Locusts!

Okay, not my turn, not my

turn!

[Whistling]

Okay, guys, get to work.

Bravo.

My fear of things going wrong

started when I was but a baby

crow and Mother pushed me off

that cliff.

Oh, sure, I flew, but at what

cost?

When I suggested you embrace

your disaster, I wasn't

expecting a life story.

I was just suggesting you wrap

your cuts and injuries with

proper bandages.

[Whistling]

So, what have we learned from

this latest disaster session?

Poe likes to ramble on and

on?

Yes.

Very good.

Why can't people wipe the

water off their feet before

coming inside?

I think the flood was pretty

unexpected, Len.

Is it so difficult to hang up

your coat as you're fleeing a

flood?

Is it?!

I give up.

Um, uh, it was a dark and

stormy night.

This book is most accurate.

How does it end?

Ah!

Sorry, no clue.

I need a drink.

Not bad.

We've been zapped by

lightning, chased by locusts,

out-run tidal waves and survived

floods.

There's no disaster, big or

small, that we couldn't handle.

Yes!

You are most right.

Who needs good luck?

Let me finish that for you.

Oh, of course.

Ow.

Ah, it must be Saturday the

14th.

[Cheering]

Guys, you did an amazing job.

This place has never been

cleaner and dryer.

All we ask for all our hard

work is just a little thank you

now and then.

Thank you, Frank ad Len.

Is that too much to ask?

Uh, Len, Ruby just said

thanks.

I just feel so unappreciated.

And wipe off your shoes!

Oh, right.

Now that the kitchen is up

and running again, who wants to

help me bake a cake for the

party?

Oh, me, me, me!

No eating in the great hall,

please.

Let it go, Len.

[Whistling]

What you doing with the

ladder, Skull Boy?

I got so used to bad luck, I

kind of miss it.

[Thunder rumbling]

Ow.

Ahem, let's get this "Saturday

the 14th, Everything is Back to

Normal" party started!

Look out!

Whoo-hoo.

Party Hardy.

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Party tips with Doom and

Ruby.

Step one to hosting a party:

invite your guests.

Right, Doom?

Oh, hey, Doom.

What's up?

Okay, let's see: you've eaten a

large coconut with an imaginary

friend from the Congo at noon.

Pass it on?

Okay, who am I to argue?

Hey.

[Whispering]

I'm invited to have cocoa

with friends who play bongos at

noon?

Pass it on?

Cool!

I love bongos.

Okay...

[Whispering]

I've contracted the very rare

bonga-bonga disease, and

symptoms will appear soon?

Pass it on?

Normally, they ask me not to

pass it on, but okay.

[Whispering]

Pass what on the when for

who?

[Whispering]

Now, are you sure Ruby said

the party was on the moon, a

week Friday?

Definitely.

I think.

Whoops.

Of course, it's best to put the

invitation in writing so there's

no confusion.

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