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[Whistling]
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Yow!
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[Grunting]
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Whoa!
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Oh!
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[Crashing]
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?
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? So today we're gonna
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take the time to show you ?
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? The br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ?
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? Only thing you oughta know,
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you really gotta ?
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? See the br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ?
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? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
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? We're gonna show you why
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? There's more than
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meets the eye ?
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? The br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ?
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? Only thing you oughta know,
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you really gotta ?
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? See the br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ?
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? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
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? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
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IRIS: Whoa!
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SCAREDY: Oh, dear, oh, dear.
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What happened to the pi�ata?
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No one has taken a swipe at
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the poor thing in days.
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We must stop filling it if we
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are not going to have a party.
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Oh, hey, I've got an idea!
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Let's have a party!
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Aha!
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That's a great idea, Iris.
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We haven't had one since our
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"Congrats We Cleaned Out the
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Rain Gutters" party last week.
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Oh, that's my fave!
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Before that, we had the
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"Thankfully it's Monday" party.
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Followed by the "Thankfully
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it's Tuesday" and then
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"Wednesday" party.
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Ending in the "Thankfully
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it's the Weekend" party.
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How about a "Thankfully it's
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Thursday" party?
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We haven't had one of those yet.
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Plus, today is Thursday.
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Lovely idea!
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Yeah!
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Most fun!
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Iris and Misery, you'll be in
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charge of decorations, Skull
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Boy, you're in charge of drinks.
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I'll do food.
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Frank and Len can do music,
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Scaredy can do games, and Poe,
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you can replenish the pi�ata.
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Super.
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What is it, Doom?
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[Clock chiming]
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Oh, I see.
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It is tomorrow.
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Thankfully we haven't had a
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"Thankfully it's the Day After
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Thursday" party yet.
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Let's get this party started!
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Whoo!
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[Rock music playing]
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[Record scratching off]
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At your convenience, of course.
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Ha-ha!
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Iris, the decorations look
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amazing.
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Thanks, Ruby.
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What are you looking at?
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Ah!
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RUBY: Everything is going
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exactly as planned.
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Mm.
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Delicious, Ruby, as always.
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I landed on a thorn!
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Let me out!
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Hello?
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What happened?
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It's almost as if...
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Misery is everywhere all at
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once.
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Ruby?
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Is anyone there?
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It's so bright, I can't see a
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darn thing.
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The sun is shining, the birds
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are singing.
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Yep, I'm miserable.
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Hmm, odd.
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Today's Friday.
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Maybe it's not just any Friday.
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That doesn't explain why I'm
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suddenly Mother Nature's new
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best friend.
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I was right, today is Friday
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the 13th.
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Wait, I remember my nana
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telling me a story about this
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date.
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[Coughing]
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11, 12, 13.
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Ooga!
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Friday 13.
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Lucky day.
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[Rumbling]
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And lo!
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Today is Friday the 13th!
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[Coughing]
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Does anyone care for a cup of
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my lucky Friday the 13th tea?
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I get it!
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Bad luck is normal for you,
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Misery, so Friday the 13th is
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actually a good-luck day for
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you.
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Plus the full moon has been
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out all day.
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Perhaps that magnifies the
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effect.
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It's a chance for you to
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experience a whole new side of
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life, Misery.
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One that isn't fraught with
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disaster.
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Ah!
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The rest of us will just have
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to stay on our toes.
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We should have a "Friday the
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13th on a Full Moon is Good Luck
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For You" party, in honour of
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Misery.
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Would someone please get me
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out of here?!
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I don't like the sound of
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this, not one little bit.
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What you reading, Poe?
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"Everything You Ever Needed
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to Know About Friday the 13th,
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But Were Afraid to Ask For Good
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Reason."
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Says here, "Smashed chandeliers
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are bad luck."
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[Gasping]
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Full moon's are even worse luck!
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[Gasping]
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Fainting, Scaredy, that's three
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years of bad luck.
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That's six years.
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That's it, just a little
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more, a little more.
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Then out the front door, across
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the big yard and up the long
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flight of stairs.
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Hey, how come I always have
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to do all the heavy lifting?
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You know I can't risk hurting
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my picking fingers, Len.
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Hey, Ruby, what you up to?
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I'm making a cake for
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Misery's "Friday the 13th on a
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Full Moon is Good Luck For You"
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party, and I need the
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smash-proof plastic cake tin.
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Hey, we can try out our new
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songs at Misery's party.
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You want to hear one?
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I'd love to!
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Uh, Frank, the amp won't fit.
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Then we'll just play where
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the amp lies.
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[Rock music playing]
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Uh, guys, it's probably not a
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good idea to practice under a
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ladder.
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Some people believe it's bad
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luck.
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Ah!
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Whoa, that lightning bolt
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almost zapped me.
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Talk about a close call.
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Yeah, believe it or not, I
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didn't get zapped either.
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I'm lucky too.
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If the bolt didn't zap you,
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and it didn't zap me, who did it
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zap?
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Now I know how Misery feels.
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Ow.
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Ruby, catch.
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Three, two.
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Thanks, Misery.
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Boy, am I ever glad you're
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having good luck today.
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That makes one of us.
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Shoo!
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Says here "Open flames are
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bad luck, and so are books that
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are perched on one's window
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sill."
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[Gasping]
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Ow!
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Hey, watch it!
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This book really knows what
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it's talking about.
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Oh, no!
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Open flame!
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Oh, this is truly unlucky.
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I am now unable to study up on
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what unlucky events are about to
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befall me.
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How shall I ever know?
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[Crashing]
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Oh, I suppose it will become
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obvious.
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Hey, Scaredy, you're my first
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customer.
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Hello.
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Ah.
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Voila, a brand new cake for
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Misery's party.
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Darn.
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Ouch!
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Stubbed my toe!
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Stubbed it again!
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Double ow.
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And again!
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I thought I was related to a
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long line of malt shop
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entrepreneurs, and my opening
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day is a flop.
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IRIS: Oh!
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Okay, who keeps moving the
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table?
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I only got seven good toes left
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here.
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Do you stub your toes all the
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time too, Misery?
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Used to.
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Happy days.
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Give me a double.
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Two squirts of chocolate
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coming up.
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[Coughing]
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So, what seems to be the
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trouble today, little lady?
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This is the trouble.
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The chocolate squirt bounced off
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me and hit you, the barstool
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didn't collapse.
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I stood outside in the middle of
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a lightning storm today and
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didn't get hit once.
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See?
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I didn't choke or have an
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allergic reaction.
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Plus, I have no idea where these
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flowers came from.
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Ugh!
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I'm like a walking, talking good
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luck charm.
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Those sure are some problems
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you've got there.
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This one's on the house.
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It should be, I live here.
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I'm going to hang some
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four-leaf garland for the party
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if it kills me.
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Did you have to say that?
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[Crashing]
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Oops!
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Ooh!
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Ow!
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Ah!
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[Crashing]
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No problem.
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Problem!
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[Gasping]
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Thanks, guys.
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[Screaming]
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You know, I fear someone must
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have left the bath running, for
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heaven's sakes.
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Well, I had to soothe my
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frazzled nerves.
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Or left the tap on in the
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kitchen.
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You've got to have clean
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utensils when running a soda
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bar.
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00:11:30,131 --> 00:11:31,306
Or left the washing machine
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00:11:31,349 --> 00:11:33,308
on?
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You know how much I like fresh
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socks.
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00:11:35,832 --> 00:11:37,443
What's up, guys?
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00:11:37,486 --> 00:11:38,574
It appears that the house is
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flooding, Len.
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00:11:40,141 --> 00:11:41,534
Oh, that's all.
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Thanks, Frank.
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No problem.
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Any time.
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Great.
316
00:11:46,321 --> 00:11:47,540
So, did you say the house is
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flooding?
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That's what I said, Len.
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I said that the house is
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flooding.
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Try paying attention some time.
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The house is flooding!
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Oh, no!
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Ah!
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00:12:04,948 --> 00:12:06,297
The salesman said mandrake
326
00:12:06,341 --> 00:12:08,561
plants bring good luck.
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00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:11,389
I feel so used.
328
00:12:11,433 --> 00:12:13,261
What do we do now?
329
00:12:13,304 --> 00:12:14,392
I think we better get out of
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here.
331
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,873
But what about my hammock, my
332
00:12:16,917 --> 00:12:18,658
dried mosquito collection, my--
333
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[Rumbling]
334
00:12:20,398 --> 00:12:21,269
Oh, my!
335
00:12:21,312 --> 00:12:22,400
What are you guys waiting for?
336
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Run!
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00:12:23,445 --> 00:12:24,402
Guys, quick!
338
00:12:24,446 --> 00:12:25,403
Apparently, the house is
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flooding.
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RUBY: I know Friday the 13th
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is bad luck, but I sure didn't
342
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,197
see that one coming.
343
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,765
So far, we've lost 14 panes
344
00:12:38,808 --> 00:12:40,157
of glass due to tripping
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00:12:40,201 --> 00:12:41,724
mishaps, had three loses of
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consciousness and one flooded
347
00:12:43,944 --> 00:12:44,945
house.
348
00:12:44,988 --> 00:12:46,381
Perhaps we should postpone the
349
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party to a slightly safer day,
350
00:12:48,383 --> 00:12:49,427
perhaps?
351
00:12:49,471 --> 00:12:50,820
I concur, little bat.
352
00:12:50,864 --> 00:12:52,256
Our amp is busted, which means
353
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,823
no music.
354
00:12:53,867 --> 00:12:55,433
Plus I lost my blender in the
355
00:12:55,477 --> 00:12:56,347
flooding.
356
00:12:56,391 --> 00:12:58,828
My soda bar will have to close.
357
00:12:58,872 --> 00:13:00,308
And my toes can't take
358
00:13:00,351 --> 00:13:02,658
hanging another garland, Ruby.
359
00:13:02,702 --> 00:13:03,746
[Sighing]
360
00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:04,747
[Whistle blowing]
361
00:13:04,791 --> 00:13:07,315
Not so fast, troops.
362
00:13:07,358 --> 00:13:09,665
Sure, you're a bit water-logged
363
00:13:09,709 --> 00:13:11,667
and have 17-degree burns, thanks
364
00:13:11,711 --> 00:13:13,364
to the lightning.
365
00:13:13,408 --> 00:13:15,323
That's no reason to give up!
366
00:13:15,366 --> 00:13:18,456
[Thunder rumbling]
367
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,981
Yes, it is.
368
00:13:21,024 --> 00:13:22,330
[Whistle blowing]
369
00:13:22,373 --> 00:13:24,593
Welcome to disaster camp.
370
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,987
I'm going to show you how to
371
00:13:27,030 --> 00:13:30,338
deal with disaster and survive.
372
00:13:30,381 --> 00:13:31,992
Excuse me, but at disaster
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00:13:32,035 --> 00:13:33,341
camp, everything could go
374
00:13:33,384 --> 00:13:35,082
horribly awry.
375
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:37,040
You bet it will.
376
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,041
But if we go to disaster
377
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,260
camp, we might get caught in a
378
00:13:39,303 --> 00:13:40,566
terrible storm.
379
00:13:40,609 --> 00:13:41,915
I know.
380
00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:42,916
We could walk across the
381
00:13:42,959 --> 00:13:44,352
lawn, trip on nothing, get
382
00:13:44,395 --> 00:13:45,658
critically injured and be rushed
383
00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,311
to the hospital.
384
00:13:47,355 --> 00:13:50,358
What's your point?
385
00:13:50,401 --> 00:13:51,664
How long must we stay at
386
00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:53,491
disaster camp, Ruby?
387
00:13:53,535 --> 00:13:55,058
I guess until all the water
388
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,451
is mopped up from inside the
389
00:13:56,494 --> 00:13:57,234
house.
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00:13:57,278 --> 00:13:58,627
FRANK: We're on it.
391
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,368
We won't let you down, Ruby.
392
00:14:00,411 --> 00:14:01,804
Thanks, guys.
393
00:14:01,848 --> 00:14:03,327
[Whistle blowing]
394
00:14:03,371 --> 00:14:06,983
Follow me, gang.
395
00:14:07,027 --> 00:14:08,028
Oh, dear.
396
00:14:08,071 --> 00:14:09,116
Oh, my.
397
00:14:09,159 --> 00:14:10,117
Uh-oh.
398
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,119
We're doomed.
399
00:14:12,162 --> 00:14:14,121
Glad we got out of that one.
400
00:14:14,164 --> 00:14:15,383
That camp would've been a
401
00:14:15,426 --> 00:14:16,427
disaster.
402
00:14:16,471 --> 00:14:19,343
That's kind of the idea, Len.
403
00:14:19,387 --> 00:14:21,607
When selecting a site for
404
00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:24,000
your tent, make sure to watch
405
00:14:24,044 --> 00:14:26,046
out for quicksand.
406
00:14:26,089 --> 00:14:27,525
It got all of the men in my
407
00:14:27,569 --> 00:14:29,005
family.
408
00:14:29,049 --> 00:14:32,705
Except for one, luckily.
409
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,141
[Whistling]
410
00:14:34,184 --> 00:14:37,535
Okay, let's take this outside.
411
00:14:37,579 --> 00:14:39,320
What's this for, Misery?
412
00:14:39,363 --> 00:14:40,930
It's your disaster-avoidance
413
00:14:40,974 --> 00:14:42,105
map.
414
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:43,280
Everything is a possible
415
00:14:43,324 --> 00:14:44,542
disaster.
416
00:14:44,586 --> 00:14:45,543
Oh!
417
00:14:45,587 --> 00:14:46,544
A paper cut!
418
00:14:46,588 --> 00:14:47,545
A paper cut!
419
00:14:47,589 --> 00:14:49,156
Oh!
420
00:14:49,199 --> 00:14:51,941
Will the pain never cease?!
421
00:14:51,985 --> 00:14:53,987
Most likely, no.
422
00:14:54,030 --> 00:14:55,989
But you get used to it.
423
00:14:56,032 --> 00:14:59,557
Okay, look alive, people.
424
00:14:59,601 --> 00:15:01,777
[Whistling]
425
00:15:01,821 --> 00:15:04,127
This place is a disaster!
426
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,651
Why do we have to clean it up?
427
00:15:05,694 --> 00:15:07,827
I gave Ruby my word.
428
00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:09,089
What word?
429
00:15:09,132 --> 00:15:10,220
The word that we do it.
430
00:15:10,264 --> 00:15:11,221
Do what?
431
00:15:11,265 --> 00:15:12,658
Clean the house, Len!
432
00:15:12,701 --> 00:15:14,224
Why do we have to clean it
433
00:15:14,268 --> 00:15:15,791
up?
434
00:15:15,835 --> 00:15:16,923
Just forget why you're doing
435
00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:18,054
it.
436
00:15:18,098 --> 00:15:20,361
Just wipe the floor, okay, Len?
437
00:15:20,404 --> 00:15:21,362
Sure.
438
00:15:21,405 --> 00:15:22,493
Why didn't you say so in the
439
00:15:22,537 --> 00:15:23,494
first place, Frank?
440
00:15:23,538 --> 00:15:24,495
Yeesh.
441
00:15:24,539 --> 00:15:27,020
BOTH: Ah!
442
00:15:27,063 --> 00:15:29,326
[Crashing]
443
00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:31,415
Higher, Poe!
444
00:15:31,459 --> 00:15:33,504
Jump higher!
445
00:15:33,548 --> 00:15:35,289
My disaster training will help
446
00:15:35,332 --> 00:15:36,377
you survive and thrive.
447
00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:37,378
Ah!
448
00:15:37,421 --> 00:15:39,641
See?
449
00:15:39,685 --> 00:15:41,251
Told you.
450
00:15:41,295 --> 00:15:44,167
Dive, dive, dive.
451
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:46,169
A picture frame?
452
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,258
But we're outside.
453
00:15:48,302 --> 00:15:49,477
Normally, when picture frames
454
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,914
fall out of the sky on me, I
455
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:54,656
duck way faster.
456
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:58,225
[Whistling]
457
00:15:58,268 --> 00:15:59,705
I cleared the whole obstacle
458
00:15:59,748 --> 00:16:01,184
course in one hop!
459
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,708
Whee!
460
00:16:02,751 --> 00:16:06,320
[Crashing]
461
00:16:06,363 --> 00:16:08,235
I'm okay.
462
00:16:08,278 --> 00:16:11,586
Next lesson: avoiding wells.
463
00:16:11,629 --> 00:16:14,110
Just a bit more.
464
00:16:14,154 --> 00:16:15,590
Those dandelions still look a
465
00:16:15,633 --> 00:16:17,244
little parched.
466
00:16:17,287 --> 00:16:19,463
That looks like fun!
467
00:16:19,507 --> 00:16:20,551
I want a turn!
468
00:16:20,595 --> 00:16:21,552
Can I?
469
00:16:21,596 --> 00:16:22,510
Can I, huh?
470
00:16:22,553 --> 00:16:23,772
Can I, please?!
471
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,165
I wonder who that black cloud
472
00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:26,340
belongs to.
473
00:16:26,383 --> 00:16:27,602
Oh, yeah, me, me, me!
474
00:16:27,645 --> 00:16:29,430
It's got my name on it.
475
00:16:29,473 --> 00:16:32,215
That's not a rain cloud,
476
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,870
that's...
477
00:16:34,914 --> 00:16:36,959
ALL: Locusts!
478
00:16:37,003 --> 00:16:38,439
Okay, not my turn, not my
479
00:16:38,482 --> 00:16:40,093
turn!
480
00:16:40,136 --> 00:16:43,313
[Whistling]
481
00:16:43,357 --> 00:16:46,273
Okay, guys, get to work.
482
00:16:48,318 --> 00:16:51,800
Bravo.
483
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,584
My fear of things going wrong
484
00:16:53,628 --> 00:16:55,282
started when I was but a baby
485
00:16:55,325 --> 00:16:56,805
crow and Mother pushed me off
486
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,198
that cliff.
487
00:16:58,241 --> 00:17:00,853
Oh, sure, I flew, but at what
488
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,115
cost?
489
00:17:02,158 --> 00:17:03,681
When I suggested you embrace
490
00:17:03,725 --> 00:17:05,640
your disaster, I wasn't
491
00:17:05,683 --> 00:17:07,990
expecting a life story.
492
00:17:08,034 --> 00:17:10,210
I was just suggesting you wrap
493
00:17:10,253 --> 00:17:11,820
your cuts and injuries with
494
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,040
proper bandages.
495
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,476
[Whistling]
496
00:17:15,519 --> 00:17:16,825
So, what have we learned from
497
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,349
this latest disaster session?
498
00:17:19,393 --> 00:17:20,698
Poe likes to ramble on and
499
00:17:20,742 --> 00:17:21,874
on?
500
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,136
Yes.
501
00:17:23,179 --> 00:17:25,965
Very good.
502
00:17:26,008 --> 00:17:27,270
Why can't people wipe the
503
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:28,837
water off their feet before
504
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,491
coming inside?
505
00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:31,840
I think the flood was pretty
506
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,581
unexpected, Len.
507
00:17:33,624 --> 00:17:35,278
Is it so difficult to hang up
508
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,410
your coat as you're fleeing a
509
00:17:36,453 --> 00:17:37,498
flood?
510
00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:39,326
Is it?!
511
00:17:39,369 --> 00:17:42,024
I give up.
512
00:17:42,068 --> 00:17:45,071
Um, uh, it was a dark and
513
00:17:45,114 --> 00:17:48,988
stormy night.
514
00:17:49,031 --> 00:17:51,686
This book is most accurate.
515
00:17:51,729 --> 00:17:53,340
How does it end?
516
00:17:53,383 --> 00:17:57,431
Ah!
517
00:17:57,474 --> 00:17:59,650
Sorry, no clue.
518
00:17:59,694 --> 00:18:01,696
I need a drink.
519
00:18:10,618 --> 00:18:12,533
Not bad.
520
00:18:18,017 --> 00:18:19,105
We've been zapped by
521
00:18:19,148 --> 00:18:20,758
lightning, chased by locusts,
522
00:18:20,802 --> 00:18:22,760
out-run tidal waves and survived
523
00:18:22,804 --> 00:18:23,761
floods.
524
00:18:23,805 --> 00:18:24,937
There's no disaster, big or
525
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,547
small, that we couldn't handle.
526
00:18:26,590 --> 00:18:27,853
Yes!
527
00:18:27,896 --> 00:18:29,071
You are most right.
528
00:18:29,115 --> 00:18:30,725
Who needs good luck?
529
00:18:30,768 --> 00:18:33,032
Let me finish that for you.
530
00:18:33,075 --> 00:18:34,903
Oh, of course.
531
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,775
Ow.
532
00:18:37,819 --> 00:18:40,387
Ah, it must be Saturday the
533
00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:43,172
14th.
534
00:18:43,216 --> 00:18:46,132
[Cheering]
535
00:18:54,488 --> 00:18:56,359
Guys, you did an amazing job.
536
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:58,231
This place has never been
537
00:18:58,274 --> 00:19:00,450
cleaner and dryer.
538
00:19:00,494 --> 00:19:02,148
All we ask for all our hard
539
00:19:02,191 --> 00:19:03,889
work is just a little thank you
540
00:19:03,932 --> 00:19:05,238
now and then.
541
00:19:05,281 --> 00:19:07,196
Thank you, Frank ad Len.
542
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,806
Is that too much to ask?
543
00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:10,417
Uh, Len, Ruby just said
544
00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:11,897
thanks.
545
00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:14,377
I just feel so unappreciated.
546
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:17,076
And wipe off your shoes!
547
00:19:17,119 --> 00:19:19,034
Oh, right.
548
00:19:20,296 --> 00:19:21,732
Now that the kitchen is up
549
00:19:21,776 --> 00:19:23,299
and running again, who wants to
550
00:19:23,343 --> 00:19:24,431
help me bake a cake for the
551
00:19:24,474 --> 00:19:25,606
party?
552
00:19:25,649 --> 00:19:27,434
Oh, me, me, me!
553
00:19:27,477 --> 00:19:28,957
No eating in the great hall,
554
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,393
please.
555
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,220
Let it go, Len.
556
00:19:31,264 --> 00:19:33,179
[Whistling]
557
00:19:36,312 --> 00:19:37,270
What you doing with the
558
00:19:37,313 --> 00:19:38,488
ladder, Skull Boy?
559
00:19:38,532 --> 00:19:40,273
I got so used to bad luck, I
560
00:19:40,316 --> 00:19:42,101
kind of miss it.
561
00:19:42,144 --> 00:19:44,059
[Thunder rumbling]
562
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:48,107
Ow.
563
00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:49,978
Ahem, let's get this "Saturday
564
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,285
the 14th, Everything is Back to
565
00:19:52,328 --> 00:19:55,244
Normal" party started!
566
00:19:55,288 --> 00:19:58,682
Look out!
567
00:19:58,726 --> 00:20:01,294
Whoo-hoo.
568
00:20:01,337 --> 00:20:03,252
Party Hardy.
569
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:16,004
?
570
00:20:17,179 --> 00:20:19,051
Party tips with Doom and
571
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:21,053
Ruby.
572
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:23,316
Step one to hosting a party:
573
00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:24,839
invite your guests.
574
00:20:24,882 --> 00:20:26,797
Right, Doom?
575
00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:29,365
Oh, hey, Doom.
576
00:20:29,409 --> 00:20:31,324
What's up?
577
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:42,248
Okay, let's see: you've eaten a
578
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:44,250
large coconut with an imaginary
579
00:20:44,293 --> 00:20:48,384
friend from the Congo at noon.
580
00:20:48,428 --> 00:20:50,256
Pass it on?
581
00:20:50,299 --> 00:20:52,214
Okay, who am I to argue?
582
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:58,090
Hey.
583
00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:00,135
[Whispering]
584
00:21:00,179 --> 00:21:01,919
I'm invited to have cocoa
585
00:21:01,963 --> 00:21:03,791
with friends who play bongos at
586
00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:05,097
noon?
587
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,359
Pass it on?
588
00:21:06,402 --> 00:21:07,360
Cool!
589
00:21:07,403 --> 00:21:09,275
I love bongos.
590
00:21:09,318 --> 00:21:10,276
Okay...
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00:21:10,319 --> 00:21:12,321
[Whispering]
592
00:21:12,365 --> 00:21:14,541
I've contracted the very rare
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00:21:14,584 --> 00:21:16,499
bonga-bonga disease, and
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00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,806
symptoms will appear soon?
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00:21:18,849 --> 00:21:20,547
Pass it on?
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00:21:20,590 --> 00:21:23,898
Normally, they ask me not to
597
00:21:23,941 --> 00:21:27,380
pass it on, but okay.
598
00:21:27,423 --> 00:21:30,818
[Whispering]
599
00:21:30,861 --> 00:21:32,602
Pass what on the when for
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00:21:32,646 --> 00:21:33,864
who?
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00:21:33,908 --> 00:21:36,824
[Whispering]
602
00:21:39,218 --> 00:21:41,089
Now, are you sure Ruby said
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00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,656
the party was on the moon, a
604
00:21:42,699 --> 00:21:44,266
week Friday?
605
00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:45,659
Definitely.
606
00:21:45,702 --> 00:21:48,705
I think.
607
00:21:48,749 --> 00:21:51,404
Whoops.
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00:21:51,447 --> 00:21:52,318
Of course, it's best to put the
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00:21:52,361 --> 00:21:53,362
invitation in writing so there's
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00:21:53,406 --> 00:21:55,321
no confusion.
611
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?
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