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? So today we're gonna

take the time to show you ?

? The br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Only thing you oughta know,

you really gotta ?

? See the br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

?

? We're gonna show you why

? There's more than

meets the eye ?

? The br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Only thing you oughta know,

you really gotta ?

? See the br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

NARRATOR: Previously onRuby

Gloom every thing was normal--

Well, except that every one

seemed to be singing-- When

Skull Boy decided he needed to

know who he was, big time.

After a series of events with

him trying not to be bummed out

about it, and every one trying

to convince him not to be

bummed out about it, Skull Boy

decides to be less bummed out

[Panting]

So, he leaves for a magical new

land to meet a wizard.

[Record needle skipping]

Oh, sorry.

Wrong script.

Uh, he leaves with Skele-T.

Okay, off he goes, bye bye.

Then, Ruby has to cheer the

gang up, which we all know

she's really good at, but they

miss Skull Boy so much it

doesn't even work.

Not only that, for the first

time Ruby has a hard time

cheering herself up.

She sings some touching song

here.

[Bell ringing]

Oh, me already.

Okay, then what happened...

So, I think we're caught up

now.

Perfect.

Tune in next time, I mean now,

or any time, really, for the

continuing saga ofHair[less]

the Musical.

What are you looking at me for?

Get going!

Am I getting scale for this

gig?

[Sirens wailing]

[Dog barking]

? If he had a fly buzzing around

his nose, ears, and upper

throat ?

? We would swat it

? And if he had spinach wedged

in his teeth, even though that

would be out of character, and

therefore scary ?

? We would tell him

? If he had jam in his toes

after wearing socks four days in

a row ?

? We would uhm--

? Take him aside and privately

tell him ?

? Don't you see there's nothing

in the world we wouldn't do for

him ?

? Even if his name was Jim

? If he borrowed my tape 5,675

times in a row ?

? And never brought it back, or

brought it back with a sticky

piece stuck on the roll ?

? So you couldn't peel it off

? I would use glue

? If he left the toothpaste lid

off for 3,522 days, and it was

very crusty, and clogged ?

? And we had a show to do that

night, pretty desperate 'cause I

just ate some garlic bread ?

? I would use Len's tube

? And if he used up my 7,655

first aid kits, including all my

bandages, gauzes, ointments, and

spare crutches ?

? To build a miniature model

Egyptian pyramid ?

? And even though it was a

perfect replica, I needed the

first aid stuff desperately ?

? I would let it heal naturally,

or use aloe ?

? Don't you see that there's

nothing in Gloomsville we

wouldn't do for him ?

? Even if his name was Jim

? We will miss him from his

skeletal toes ?

? Right up to his skeletal

snout ?

? Who are we kidding

? We're bummed out

[Crickets chirping]

[Sighing]

Aw, come on, guys.

Skull Boy would never want us to

be in these doldrums.

You know what I always say?

Make sure you wash your

hands before eating.

Yeah, okay, that.

But also--

? Look on the bright side

Thanks, Ruby, but right now

it's more of a barely enough

light side.

There's a barely enough light

side?

? Look on the bright side

What if it hurts your eyes?

? If you look long enough

? The view won't be so rough

? When I'm scared and feel like

whining ?

? Know there's always a silver

lining ?

? What if our bummed-out-ness

starts growing ?

? When the going gets bummed,

the bummed out get going ?

? So, I guess you'll sing in

? This musical aside

? But, we really should try

? To make sure we always have a

fun ride ?

That's it, you're getting it!

? When you look on the bright

? Or the barely enough light

? Side

? By side

? By side

? By side

Uh-oh.

Whoa.

Oh, dear.

[Laughing]

Oh, I feel so much better

now.

I know it cheered me up.

Oh, yes.

For Skull Boy's sake, we must

carry on and make the best of

it.

[Cheering]

That's the spirit, guys.

Let's do all those fun things we

used to do with Skull Boy.

It'll be almost like he's still

here.

Come on, gang.

Right on.

Yeah.

[Laughing]

[Sighing]

[Giggling]

Oh.

[Crow cawing]

[Chuckling]

[Sighing]

[Thunder clapping]

Let's face it.

It's just not the same around

here without Skull Boy.

Wow, thanks, Doom.

[Gasping]

A postcard from Skull Boy!

All right!

Really?

Cool.

? Dear Ruby

? I really miss all your faces

? But I'm seeing all these

really great places ?

? I wish you could see

? All that I see

? Which is different than

Gloomsville, I must agree ?

Ow.

? Oops, I wasn't supposed to

write that ?

? Wonder what he's getting at

? What's great is this place is

new and bizarre ?

? Hey, does any one know where

The Skele-Tunes are ?

? Oops, did I write that down,

too ?

? I'm so excited

? To be writing to you

? Well, Ruby, I must really go

? As you know, we're doin' a

show ?

? I wish you guys were here in

this new land ?

? I better go

? And find my band

? Yours truly

? Skull Boy

Wow, sounds like he's having

a great time.

Yeah, I wish I was there.

Me too.

Any one know where Skele-T

and his band is?

Any one?

Uh, they're famous musicians.

[Accordion playing]

[Gasping]

Skele-T!

Woo-hoo!

?

Hey hey, S.B.

You made the grade!

Finally!

I've been lookin' all over for

you.

Where's all your fans you talked

about?

[Coins clinking]

Hey, thanks, Daddy-o.

We'll send you a T-shirt.

Now, don't be a sad sack of

potatoes.

If you're gonna be a Skele-Tune,

you better get in skele-tune.

[Chuckling]

Huh?

That's not even a real rhyme.

You just repeated the word.

Take it, S.B.

Uh, I don't know the words.

There ain't no words in scat,

my skele-man.

Beebop a boodoo a beebop a dobba

bo bee bo.

Go!

[Chuckling]

Uh, scat.

Hippy hoppy skitty scatty scat

tomat hat is gat skit skit.

Well, uh, I'm a-big a-painter

from Italy.

Eet's in-a my bones.

ALL: You're Skull Boy.

Okay, wait.

I have another one.

Vell, as a descendent of a long

line of headshrinkers, I find

zis analysis very interestink.

ALL: Skull Boy.

This isn't working, Ruby.

No, I guess Guess The Friend

just isn't the same without

Skull Boy.

If it's all right by you, I

think I'd rather go back to my

den and twiddle my thumbs.

Oh, well, that sounds like a

grand idea to me.

[Sighing]

Nothing I'm doing is working

to cheer them up.

You can't let it get you

down.

But you don't understand,

Misery.

? Sometimes it's not easy

? Being the happiest girl

? Well, maybe I'll take over

? Maybe I could give it a

whirl ?

? Don't worry, Misery

? That's just not you

? That's for me

[Glass smashing]

? I wish I could help out

? I wish I could bounce with

glee ?

? I don't mind to cheer friends

up ?

? And I don't mind bein' in this

rut ?

? I'm the dark

? I'm the dawn

? After all, it's in our job

description ?

? So I'll go on being cheerful

? And I'll be all tearful

? When things go wrong

? I know I'm the buffer

? And I'm okay to just sit and

suffer ?

? I'm the dark

? I'm the done

? After all, it's in our job

description ?

Hey, I've got an idea on how

to cheer the gang up.

Great, 'cause I don't.

[Sighing]

Nothing like a party to cheer

ya up.

[All muttering]

Oh, yeah.

Par-ty.

Well, dig in, every one.

Pass the milk, please, Iris.

Sure.

Pass the bread, please,

Misery.

Yup.

Pass the salt, please, Skull

Boy.

[Gasping]

Nice one, Len.

Skull Boy isn't here to pass

salt, or any thing else.

I can't take it any more!

I miss Skull Boy.

Me too.

I have to agree.

Man the guitar, Len.

? Pass the salt, please, Skull

Boy ?

? Pass the salt, please, Skull

Boy ?

? It's not an idle ploy

? We're not trying to be coy

? Life is too hard to enjoy

? Life is too hard

? Life is too hard without you

? We're feeling it through and

through ?

? And it's not indigestion

? We've reached a sound

suggestion ?

? We couldn't even eat our

food ?

? 'Cept I ate

? The stuff on my plate

? Where are you

? Skull Boy, is it true

? Are you never coming here to

chew, as we would chew with

you ?

? Chew with you, chew with you

? Chew, chew, chew with you

? Chew with you, chew with you

? Chew, chew, chew with you

? Pass the salt, please, Skull

Boy ?

? Nothing would give us more

joy ?

? To have you here

? We'll give a cheer

? And really exalt

? To see your metacarpals pass,

pass, pass, pass the salt ?

Uh-oh.

Well, I dunno about you guys,

but I'm going to find Skull Boy.

[Cheering]

? I tried to fit in

? And have some fun

? I hate to burst your balloon

? I may be a skeleton

? But I ain't no Skeletune

? I'll make no bones about it

? A musical gene, I'm without

it ?

? I could try to dance bolero

? But there's no rhythm in my

marrow ?

? My career is done before it's

begun ?

? I can't even play the spoons

? You see, I may be a skeleton

? But I ain't no Skeletune

? I hate to be the newbie

? If only I could find Ru--

? Become, young man, you got

nothin' to lose ?

? You got chops, the ducks, and

the groove ?

Really, I'm good?

You sure?

? You just wrote a song that's

all the rage ?

? We gotta get you up on the

stage ?

? You may be a skeleton

? But you're also a Skeletune

Okay, that's great.

Sure, now here's what we

gonna do: Blah blah blah...

Wow, look at that.

A thread.

Reminds me of home.

Well, you see, threads hold

buttons, and a button is one of

the primary features on Mr.

Buns, who was handcrafted and

welded by my dear friend Ruby.

I'm sorry, Skele-T, but I gotta

go home.

I just realized some thing

really great.

? It feels like I've been gone

since June ?

? I miss my friends, my fleas,

and every one ?

? I may not be a Skeletune

? But I am a skeleton

Don't you get it?

I know who I am!

A skeleton, a skeleton who

misses his friends.

Thanks, guys!

? He may be a Skeletune

? But kid is a skeleton

? We're on our way

? Yup, we gotta get there soon

? Don't wish to stay

? The trolley leaves at noon

? Where we goin'

? Where we goin'

? Our destination, we are

knowin' ?

? Our excitement, it is

growin' ?

Wow, this lawn needs mowin'.

RUBY: Come on, guys!

? Our journey's just begun

? I may not be a Skeletune

? But I am a skeleton

Guys, I'm home!

SKULL BOY: Woo-hoo!

Guys?

Ruby?

Ruby, Ruby I'm home.

Oh, I missed you guys.

Guys?

Any one?

Hello.

Hello!

Hello?

Hello!

Skull Boy?

Ruby?

Hello, Skull Boy?

[Accordion playing]

Skele-T.

Finally, we found you.

Hey, cool socks.

How ya chillin'?

You fly?

How are you?

Oh, better now that I found

you.

We're looking for Skull Boy.

Oh, S.B.

Well, he went back to his crib.

Let me explain it to ya more

clearly.

Thanks, that would be great.

? S.B. came to jam

? But let's be straight

? At first, his swing was like a

rusty gate ?

? He wouldn't snap your cap

? Blow your top

? It wasn't great

ALL: Oh.

? Then we found him playin'

? On his own

? And he was down by law

? In the pocket

? Droppin' jaws

? He shone

? We invited him to join the

band for perm ?

? For real

? For good

? But S.B. needed to get back to

his pad ?

? His scene

? His hood

That's our place.

Yup.

? Nothin' was worth those

homesick knots ?

? He missed his mates, his

hipsters, and cool socks ?

[Ruby gasping]

Me?

Yup, you're hep.

You hep?

Yup.

Hmm.

? Are you saying he was

inspired ?

? Moved, fractured

? To return

? Rather than be with a band

that good ?

? That great, that burns

Uh, yeah.

That's it, I think.

? You mean he'd rather get back

to his hometown ?

? Than have fun, cut loose

? Get down

Pretty much like that.

? He gave up fame even though he

had the talent and looks ?

? He'd rather be with us

? Than a scene that's neat

? That's cool

? That cooks

That's basically what we're

sayin'.

? Uh, we better stick to

playin' ?

? I'm hip now, Daddy-o

? I ain't gonna gloss

? Thanks, Skele-T

? You're the boss

This is great news, guys.

ALL: It is?

Yes!

Ruby, what just happened

there?

Skull Boy's coming home!

[Cheering]

We better get back there to

welcome him.

Hello, Ruby?

Any one here?

They must have gone off on a

wild adventure some where.

Guess they didn't even notice I

was gone.

? You may feel quite alone

? But hear this simple tone

? We take care of our own

? It's called a family

? Let me give you a piece of

advice ?

? No need to look over your

shoulder twice ?

? We got your back, see

? We're nice

? It's called the family

? Are you listenin' to the

score ?

? Ruby and them

? Who could ask for more

? I never knew it before

? It's called the family

? The family

Yeah, the kid's got it!

? It's called my family

Okay, let's get some pizza

goin'.

? It's called my family

Yeah yeah, that's good.

Any one for some meatballs?

Thanks, guys.

Now, where's the salt around

here?

Here ya go.

? It's called the family

? You may feel quite alone

? But hear this simple tone

? We take care of our own

? It's called the family

? It's more than okay

? To be part of this fray

? From this group

? I won't stray

? It's called the family

? It's called the family

? It's called the family

? It's called the family

? It's called the fam

? I mean, the family

I'm hip, yup.

? The family

RUBY: We sure missed you.

MISERY: Welcome home.

SKULL BOY: Okay, a little too

tight.

I can't breathe.

Oh, forget it.

Who needs to breathe, any way?

RUBY: Come on!

[Laughing]

[Loud music playing]

[Record needle skipping]

Whoa, Doom.

You're a dancer?

Don't be silly, Frank.

She's just cleaning up the

dance floor.

Right, Doom?

[Loud music playing]

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