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The human mind: who knows
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what secrets it holds?
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Today, I, Dr.Skull Boy, will
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find out with the pumpernickel
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test.
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Oh man, I didn't know there
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was gonna be a test.
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It's not that kind of test,
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Len.
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Frank is right, Len.
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It is a test made from bread!
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I have here-- a simple sandwich
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which can tell us things about
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ourselves that we might never
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know.
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Like where I put my first aid
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kit?
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No, Misery.
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Like why it is you lost the
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first aid kit in the first
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place.
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Oh, okay then.
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Misery, what do you see in
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this strange shape?
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Oh, this is easy.
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That's--
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[Skull Boy screaming]
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A pile of ashes.
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Frank, Len, how 'bout you?
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Oh wow, I know what that
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reminds me of: one of those, oh
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you know, sandwich thingies.
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Peanut butter and egg!
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No Len, that's not it.
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That's just gross.
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Yes, well, um, Miss Ruby,
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what do you make of this
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innocent luncheon leftover?
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Well, actually Skull Boy, I
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see, um--
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Ya?
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They seem to be hearts.
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Hearts?
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Uh, artichoke hearts.
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Yum!
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Anyone else hungry?
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No.
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No.
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Nope.
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Well, yes, okay.
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There you have it.
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Uh, artichoke hearts?
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Oh, good day.
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?
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? So today we're gonna
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? Take the time to show you
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? The br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ?
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? Only think you oughta
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? No you really gotta
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? See the br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ?
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? Ruby Gloom Ruby Gloom
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?
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? We're gonna show you why
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? There's more than
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meets the eye ?
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? The br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ?
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? Only think you oughta
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? No you really gotta
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? See the br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ?
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? Ruby Gloom Ruby Gloom
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? Ruby Gloom Ruby Gloom
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?
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?
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Well, this is all so-- so
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nice.
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[Poe laughing]
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Yes, very nice indeed.
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Yeah.
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Very, very nice.
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Mm hm, nice.
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Yes, it's nice.
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It's so nice--
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I'm going crazy!
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Did I scream that out loud?
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Well, I know I could use some
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excitement.
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Yeah.
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Me too.
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Yes.
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Did someone-- I say, did
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someone mention the word
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excitement?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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presenting Gilbert and his
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Fabulous Flying Flea!
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[Fleas chattering]
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[Flea screaming]
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[Disgruntled chattering]
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Well, we're working on the
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ending.
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We'll be ready in time for the
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big show.
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You can count on that.
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Are you putting on a show,
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Skull Boy?
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I've come to realize that I
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must be related to the great
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showman, PT Cranium.
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The famous circus master.
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Exactly.
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So I decided to put on the
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Gloomsville Pet Circus and
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Talent Extravaganza.
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Pet Circus?
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What a great idea.
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Oh, excellent.
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Len, we better start training
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our pet.
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Yeah.
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Ha ha!
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Squig'll be over the moon!
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And I mean that.
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I'll have the dust bunnies
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ready to go--
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I hope.
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They've been a little surly of
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late.
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Wow, Doom.
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This'll be a great challenge.
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Yeah, I'm sure we're up to it.
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Right?
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Oh, good idea Doom.
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You rest up and I'll go figure
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out the act.
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Good luck with your pet, Poe.
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Yes, right, my pet.
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Oh, dear.
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Now, I know what you're
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thinking, Squig: "Is this trick
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too simple for my talents?"
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Well, that's why you're going to
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do it blindfolded!
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Oh my goodness, what a pet
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trick that will be.
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And Squig is so obliging.
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Not bad for an extremely large
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worm.
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Hm.
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Excuse me, have you ever
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considered life as a pet?
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[Screaming]
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I'll take that as a no.
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Now then, pay attention
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everybody.
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I'm sure we're all familiar with
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the siege of Thermopylae, right?
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[Chattering]
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You will be the savage Spartans
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defending their homeland.
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Think you can handle that?
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Oh, well how 'bout that.
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I guess you can.
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Now let's see if we can do
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Hannibal crossing the Alps.
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Oh, those dust bunnies are
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amazing.
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And there are so many of them.
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Misery surely won't miss just
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one.
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Oh.
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Now where were we you clever,
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cute little--
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Achoo!
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This could be a problem.
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Gilbert?
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Guys?
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Where are you?
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See Doom?
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A nice sardine.
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All you have to do is rehearse.
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Not hungry, huh?
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Hey, I've got a fun idea.
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Look, fetch.
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Hey, don't worry, I'll get it.
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Oh, hi Poe.
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Doom Kitty and I are doing some,
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um, training.
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Ah, looks like things are
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coming along well for the big
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show.
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You bet.
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How's your pet doing?
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Uh, I have something of a
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delicate nature to tell you,
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Ruby.
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I, um--
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You see, your Doom Kitty there
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is a truly wonderful pet and why
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you and she--
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Yes, friends to the end and,
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um--
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Poe, are you trying to tell
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me you don't have a pet, you've
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never had a pet, and you would
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really like to have a pet now?
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Um, yes.
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Wow, I can't believe you
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never had a pet, Poe.
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You would make a great pet
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partner.
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Ah yes, undoubtedly.
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But alas, it was not to be.
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Why I remember life as a young
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bird.
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There was no room for a pet,
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really.
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Please sir, may I have a pet?
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MAN: No!
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RUBY: Well, that, um,
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certainly must have been awful.
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Well, perhaps it wasn't
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quite as bad as all that.
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Yes, it certainly must be
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wonderful to have a pet like
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Doom: someone to love, to take
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care of, to fetch things for me.
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Or rather to fetch things for.
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Look Poe, I'm sure we can
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find you a pet just as clever as
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Doom.
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Do you really think so?
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Of course.
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Hey, since you like Doom so much
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why don't you get a cat too?
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Why that's a stellar idea,
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Ruby.
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But not a little cat.
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No, no, no.
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A cat that befits my abilities.
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Yes, a big cat.
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Ah yes, that's it: a great big
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cat!
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I say-- I say, Gilbert, son,
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where are ya?
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Who would have thought it
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would be so hard to find the
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right pet, Len?
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Yeah, I forgot we didn't have
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one.
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Okay, let's look at the
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basics.
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What is a pet?
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Okay, um, a pet is something
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that you love and take a big
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interest in, I guess.
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That's it, Len!
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You're a genius.
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I am?
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No, not technically.
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But, listen.
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Music!
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Uh, I don't hear anything.
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You stopped strumming.
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No Len, rock music is what we
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love and are interested in.
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That's our pet.
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Okay but we can't teach our
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music to sit up or roll over,
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Frank.
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No Len, not rock music.
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A rock; a pet rock!
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Yep, this is the one all right.
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What shall we call him?
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How about Fluffy?
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Wow, that is so weird.
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That was my first idea too.
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But now I'm thinking Rocko might
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be better.
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I like it: simple and to the
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point.
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Hey Poe, what do you think of
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our new pet?
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No time to talk now fellows.
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I have to go and get my new pet.
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Oh man, don't tell me Rocko
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has fleas.
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We better give him a flea
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bath.
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Gilbert, where are you!?
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POE: Ah ha, at last my new,
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dearest pet cat has arrived.
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"Caution: big cat."
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Well of course it's a big cat.
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That's what I ordered, didn't I?
299
00:10:33,442 --> 00:10:35,270
Can't really make this part out.
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"Tigress Gargantuous."
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Hm, must be his name.
302
00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:41,537
Now, where are you?
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00:10:41,581 --> 00:10:43,670
Gosh, sure is dark in there
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isn't it?
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[Growling]
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Tigress?
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Oh my, you certainly are a big
308
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one aren't you?
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What on earth do you have in
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your mouth?
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Piano keys?
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00:10:53,593 --> 00:10:55,029
No, can't be.
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They're too sharp for that.
314
00:10:56,727 --> 00:11:00,469
Well, they must be-- teeth?
315
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[Growling]
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00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:05,126
In hindsight I'd have to say
317
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that the bird cat relationship
318
00:11:06,954 --> 00:11:09,348
thing was doomed from the start.
319
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Have you seen my monocle?
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00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:12,394
I think it's on top of your
321
00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:13,831
head, Poe.
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00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:16,137
Ah yes, I often leave it
323
00:11:16,181 --> 00:11:18,966
there to remind myself to, um--
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00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:21,142
So, what next?
325
00:11:21,186 --> 00:11:22,622
Well, how about something,
326
00:11:22,666 --> 00:11:25,103
you know, smaller than you?
327
00:11:25,146 --> 00:11:27,496
Yes, excellent idea, Ruby.
328
00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:29,063
How about Abner?
329
00:11:29,107 --> 00:11:30,412
He's pretty small.
330
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:32,327
Yes, Abner!
331
00:11:32,371 --> 00:11:33,241
Oh, but he'll have to do a
332
00:11:33,285 --> 00:11:34,721
pretty huge trick to offset his
333
00:11:34,765 --> 00:11:36,636
diminutive stature, you know.
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00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:39,160
Why, I have an idea.
335
00:11:39,204 --> 00:11:41,728
Now for our own trick, Doom.
336
00:11:41,772 --> 00:11:43,687
How about jumping?
337
00:11:43,730 --> 00:11:45,645
Jump, Doom, jump!
338
00:11:48,343 --> 00:11:49,910
Uh, I don't think the bath
339
00:11:49,954 --> 00:11:51,433
helped much.
340
00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:53,392
Well, he looks a lot better.
341
00:11:53,435 --> 00:11:55,350
Yeah, it sure is great having
342
00:11:55,394 --> 00:11:56,351
a pet, huh?
343
00:11:56,395 --> 00:11:59,398
Kind of makes you feel good.
344
00:11:59,441 --> 00:12:01,748
Well, inside anyway.
345
00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:03,489
IRIS: Look out!
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BOTH: Huh?
347
00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:05,491
IRIS: Look up!
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00:12:05,534 --> 00:12:07,754
BOTH: Okay, then.
349
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[Screaming]
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[Crashing]
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Squig, Squig, are you okay?
352
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,023
Oh, oh, thank goodness you're
353
00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:17,024
all right.
354
00:12:17,068 --> 00:12:18,025
Are you guys okay?
355
00:12:18,069 --> 00:12:19,331
I think so.
356
00:12:19,374 --> 00:12:21,594
Frank, where did Rocko go?
357
00:12:21,637 --> 00:12:22,595
Rocko?
358
00:12:22,638 --> 00:12:25,772
Oh my gosh, we dropped him!
359
00:12:25,816 --> 00:12:28,079
[Frank and Len screaming]
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00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,080
FRANK: Rocko!
361
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,342
Rocko!
362
00:12:30,385 --> 00:12:32,387
Rocko!
363
00:12:32,431 --> 00:12:33,649
Rocko!
364
00:12:33,693 --> 00:12:35,869
Uh, we'll just leave you guys
365
00:12:35,913 --> 00:12:36,870
alone.
366
00:12:36,914 --> 00:12:39,003
Hey Squig, wait up!
367
00:12:39,046 --> 00:12:41,353
Now Abner, a souffl� is not a
368
00:12:41,396 --> 00:12:42,267
terribly difficult dish to
369
00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,443
prepare but it is very, very
370
00:12:44,486 --> 00:12:45,618
impressive to see.
371
00:12:45,661 --> 00:12:46,619
Watch closely.
372
00:12:46,662 --> 00:12:48,447
First we take some butter--
373
00:12:48,490 --> 00:12:50,275
Maybe making a cheese souffl�
374
00:12:50,318 --> 00:12:51,711
was the wrong trick, Poe.
375
00:12:51,755 --> 00:12:52,712
[Abner belching]
376
00:12:52,756 --> 00:12:54,322
I'll never find a pet now!
377
00:12:54,366 --> 00:12:55,280
Never!
378
00:12:55,323 --> 00:12:57,325
In a million billion years will
379
00:12:57,369 --> 00:12:58,936
I not find a pet.
380
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,068
Now Poe, don't exaggerate.
381
00:13:01,112 --> 00:13:02,417
Never!
382
00:13:02,461 --> 00:13:04,289
There's still plenty of time.
383
00:13:04,332 --> 00:13:05,290
[Yawning]
384
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:06,291
[Sighing]
385
00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:08,032
Oh, why do these things only
386
00:13:08,075 --> 00:13:10,034
happen to me?
387
00:13:10,077 --> 00:13:12,210
FRANK: Rocko!
388
00:13:12,253 --> 00:13:13,211
Rocko!
389
00:13:13,254 --> 00:13:14,734
Achoo!
390
00:13:14,778 --> 00:13:16,431
Who's a good worm?
391
00:13:16,475 --> 00:13:18,390
Here, Gilbert!
392
00:13:21,262 --> 00:13:22,742
Achoo!
393
00:13:22,786 --> 00:13:24,396
[Screaming]
394
00:13:24,439 --> 00:13:26,746
Oh please little dust bunnies,
395
00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:29,227
give it one more try--
396
00:13:29,270 --> 00:13:32,534
for me.
397
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,754
I know it must be difficult with
398
00:13:34,798 --> 00:13:36,756
me sneezing all the time and you
399
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:40,629
weighing, well, nothing really.
400
00:13:40,673 --> 00:13:41,587
But, it's really--
401
00:13:41,630 --> 00:13:42,588
How's it goin' guys?
402
00:13:42,631 --> 00:13:44,416
Squig's working so hard I have
403
00:13:44,459 --> 00:13:45,896
to get him some water.
404
00:13:45,939 --> 00:13:48,202
I can't control my sneezing
405
00:13:48,246 --> 00:13:50,770
long enough to rehearse.
406
00:13:50,814 --> 00:13:52,250
Well, you could try covering
407
00:13:52,293 --> 00:13:53,729
your nose with something like a
408
00:13:53,773 --> 00:13:55,122
surgical mask.
409
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:57,603
That's a fantastic idea.
410
00:13:57,646 --> 00:13:59,257
Ah-achoo!
411
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:00,258
[Dust bunnies screaming]
412
00:14:00,301 --> 00:14:01,259
Sorry.
413
00:14:01,302 --> 00:14:03,261
See ya.
414
00:14:03,304 --> 00:14:04,915
I know I have a surgical mask
415
00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:06,699
here somewhere.
416
00:14:06,742 --> 00:14:08,570
Ah ha!
417
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:11,356
Okay guys, we're good to go.
418
00:14:11,399 --> 00:14:14,359
Uh, guys?
419
00:14:14,402 --> 00:14:15,360
He's gotta be in here
420
00:14:15,403 --> 00:14:16,535
somewhere, Len.
421
00:14:16,578 --> 00:14:17,666
Is this him?
422
00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:19,407
Uh, don't think so.
423
00:14:19,451 --> 00:14:20,974
Well, I think he's still
424
00:14:21,018 --> 00:14:22,497
pretty good; maybe better than
425
00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:23,498
Rocko even.
426
00:14:23,542 --> 00:14:24,499
[Gasping]
427
00:14:24,543 --> 00:14:25,500
There will never be another
428
00:14:25,544 --> 00:14:27,111
Rocko, Len.
429
00:14:27,154 --> 00:14:28,503
Oh yes there will.
430
00:14:28,547 --> 00:14:30,462
And I will call him The Mighty
431
00:14:30,505 --> 00:14:32,420
Feldspar.
432
00:14:32,464 --> 00:14:34,727
Hey look, it's Rocko!
433
00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:37,164
Hey boy, where ya been?
434
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:38,209
Ugh.
435
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,210
Bad Rocko!
436
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,211
Bad!
437
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,995
Well, I say out with the old
438
00:14:42,039 --> 00:14:43,301
and in with the new.
439
00:14:43,344 --> 00:14:45,303
The Mighty Feldspar should be
440
00:14:45,346 --> 00:14:46,521
our new pet.
441
00:14:46,565 --> 00:14:47,740
No way, Len.
442
00:14:47,783 --> 00:14:49,960
We stick with Rocko.
443
00:14:50,003 --> 00:14:51,309
There must be someway we can
444
00:14:51,352 --> 00:14:52,223
decide this.
445
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:55,095
There is.
446
00:14:55,139 --> 00:14:56,836
[Drum roll playing]
447
00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,794
Ta da!
448
00:15:03,234 --> 00:15:04,888
[Poe sighing]
449
00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:06,324
No luck, huh?
450
00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:08,108
It would seem that no single
451
00:15:08,152 --> 00:15:09,370
creature on the face of the
452
00:15:09,414 --> 00:15:11,677
earth wants to be my pet.
453
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,331
Is that exaggerating again?
454
00:15:13,374 --> 00:15:15,072
Yes, it is, Poe.
455
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,334
There's no sign of Gilbert
456
00:15:16,377 --> 00:15:17,335
anywhere.
457
00:15:17,378 --> 00:15:18,510
Looks like I'll have to cancel
458
00:15:18,553 --> 00:15:19,815
the show.
459
00:15:19,859 --> 00:15:20,816
What?
460
00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:21,817
No!
461
00:15:21,861 --> 00:15:23,123
They were the main act.
462
00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,385
Oh, he's right there, Ruby.
463
00:15:24,429 --> 00:15:26,083
Can't have a show without a
464
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,345
headliner.
465
00:15:27,388 --> 00:15:28,999
Tough luck there, Skull Boy.
466
00:15:29,042 --> 00:15:30,217
But what about "The show must
467
00:15:30,261 --> 00:15:31,523
go on"?
468
00:15:31,566 --> 00:15:33,307
A highly overrated sentiment,
469
00:15:33,351 --> 00:15:34,308
that.
470
00:15:34,352 --> 00:15:35,309
I don't know.
471
00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:36,528
Maybe she's right, Poe.
472
00:15:36,571 --> 00:15:37,964
Sure I'm right.
473
00:15:38,008 --> 00:15:40,445
After all, what would PT Cranium
474
00:15:40,488 --> 00:15:41,446
do?
475
00:15:41,489 --> 00:15:42,447
Become an astronaut?
476
00:15:42,490 --> 00:15:44,275
No, he would let the show go
477
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,276
on.
478
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,494
And since I'm related to him
479
00:15:46,538 --> 00:15:48,975
that's-- I say-- that's just
480
00:15:49,019 --> 00:15:50,759
what I'm gonna do!
481
00:15:50,803 --> 00:15:52,718
A ha ha.
482
00:15:52,761 --> 00:15:54,676
[Poe sighing]
483
00:15:55,764 --> 00:15:57,244
?
484
00:15:57,288 --> 00:15:59,943
Ladies and gentlemen, get ready
485
00:15:59,986 --> 00:16:01,161
to be amazed at all the
486
00:16:01,205 --> 00:16:03,033
wonderful pets; each with their
487
00:16:03,076 --> 00:16:05,078
own amazing feats.
488
00:16:05,122 --> 00:16:07,080
Frank, Rocko doesn't have
489
00:16:07,124 --> 00:16:08,081
feet.
490
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:10,344
Quiet Len, maybe nobody will
491
00:16:10,388 --> 00:16:11,345
notice.
492
00:16:11,389 --> 00:16:12,999
[Whistling]
493
00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:15,088
Here's our first team: Ruby
494
00:16:15,132 --> 00:16:17,351
and Doom Kitty.
495
00:16:17,395 --> 00:16:20,354
[Applauding]
496
00:16:20,398 --> 00:16:22,008
[Drum roll playing]
497
00:16:22,052 --> 00:16:23,227
Come on, Doom.
498
00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:27,883
This is where you juggle.
499
00:16:27,927 --> 00:16:29,842
[Chuckling]
500
00:16:33,628 --> 00:16:34,586
Whoa!
501
00:16:34,629 --> 00:16:35,587
[Crashing]
502
00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:37,415
Ah, look at them out there
503
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:39,069
having so much fun.
504
00:16:39,112 --> 00:16:40,157
I can't believe this.
505
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,201
Where could those fleas have
506
00:16:41,245 --> 00:16:42,246
fled.
507
00:16:42,289 --> 00:16:43,247
Well at least you had some
508
00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:44,378
pets to lose.
509
00:16:44,422 --> 00:16:46,772
Please welcome Frank and Len
510
00:16:46,815 --> 00:16:50,297
and the incredible Rocko!
511
00:16:50,341 --> 00:16:54,519
Hello Gloomsville!
512
00:16:54,562 --> 00:16:56,434
[Crowd cheering]
513
00:16:56,477 --> 00:16:58,958
Oh, will this night never
514
00:16:59,002 --> 00:17:00,351
end?
515
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,962
I-- I can't believe this.
516
00:17:03,006 --> 00:17:03,963
Where could they be?
517
00:17:04,007 --> 00:17:06,139
Never mind, Skull Boy.
518
00:17:06,183 --> 00:17:08,141
We can finish the show without
519
00:17:08,185 --> 00:17:09,403
Gilbert.
520
00:17:09,447 --> 00:17:11,318
Wait till we get out there and
521
00:17:11,362 --> 00:17:15,366
ah-ah-achoo!
522
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:17,107
Achoo!
523
00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:19,805
Come back, bunnies!
524
00:17:19,848 --> 00:17:21,676
Oh great, on top of
525
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,548
everything else I get chicken
526
00:17:23,591 --> 00:17:24,723
pox.
527
00:17:24,766 --> 00:17:27,465
Oh, Gilbert, where are you?
528
00:17:27,508 --> 00:17:29,336
We're on.
529
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:32,426
Ladies and gentlemen, as you can
530
00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:34,907
see the flea circus is at the
531
00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:39,520
moment, unfortunately, flealess.
532
00:17:39,564 --> 00:17:42,219
[Nervous laughing]
533
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:46,005
I regret to inform you that this
534
00:17:46,049 --> 00:17:50,575
itching is driving me crazy.
535
00:17:50,618 --> 00:17:53,230
[Fleas chattering]
536
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,231
Gilbert!
537
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,624
You're back.
538
00:17:56,668 --> 00:18:00,367
I knew you wouldn't let me down.
539
00:18:00,411 --> 00:18:02,935
[Chattering]
540
00:18:02,978 --> 00:18:05,111
Oh, if only I had a pet like
541
00:18:05,155 --> 00:18:07,244
that; a quiet animal that's
542
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,159
always right there at hand,
543
00:18:09,202 --> 00:18:11,465
ready to go, that sits there
544
00:18:11,509 --> 00:18:13,293
beside you, perhaps in a tall
545
00:18:13,337 --> 00:18:16,166
chair, silently waiting.
546
00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:21,997
I believe the term is "Eureka!"
547
00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:24,391
Ladies and gentlemen, a new,
548
00:18:24,435 --> 00:18:25,610
last minute entry in the
549
00:18:25,653 --> 00:18:28,352
contest: Poe and his new pet,
550
00:18:28,395 --> 00:18:31,224
Mr.Buns!
551
00:18:31,268 --> 00:18:35,228
[Cheering]
552
00:18:35,272 --> 00:18:39,276
Oh, I must avow partner to
553
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,582
esteemed Buns right now.
554
00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:44,237
What sayeth thou with little
555
00:18:44,281 --> 00:18:45,238
brow?
556
00:18:45,282 --> 00:18:48,459
Can you take a bow?
557
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:49,460
Wow!
558
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:54,029
And so I must for myself bow.
559
00:18:54,073 --> 00:18:56,075
Allow.
560
00:18:56,119 --> 00:19:01,036
[Cheering and applauding]
561
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,082
Thank you.
562
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,395
The family, I mean the
563
00:19:11,438 --> 00:19:13,397
judges, have made their decision
564
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,615
about who's to get whacked.
565
00:19:14,659 --> 00:19:15,616
[Poe screaming]
566
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:19,577
I mean, who won the competition.
567
00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:20,578
[Whispering]
568
00:19:20,621 --> 00:19:22,362
No disrespect intended, but the
569
00:19:22,406 --> 00:19:24,321
fleas missed a triple loop and
570
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,018
therefore lose lots to a
571
00:19:26,061 --> 00:19:27,019
technicality.
572
00:19:27,062 --> 00:19:28,542
Plus, we couldn't really even
573
00:19:28,586 --> 00:19:29,543
see them.
574
00:19:29,587 --> 00:19:31,632
[Chattering]
575
00:19:31,676 --> 00:19:34,374
Now, Ruby did a superb job
576
00:19:34,418 --> 00:19:36,985
juggling but technically Doom
577
00:19:37,029 --> 00:19:38,378
was the one registered as the
578
00:19:38,422 --> 00:19:40,119
pet and not Ruby.
579
00:19:40,163 --> 00:19:42,948
So, they must be disqualified.
580
00:19:42,991 --> 00:19:45,342
Finally, Poe and Mr.Buns.
581
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,299
On account of the fact that you
582
00:19:46,343 --> 00:19:47,953
didn't mess up and that that
583
00:19:47,996 --> 00:19:51,478
poem made me, well,
584
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emotional--
585
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they win!
586
00:19:54,177 --> 00:19:55,134
We won?
587
00:19:55,178 --> 00:19:57,092
I mean, we won?!
588
00:19:57,136 --> 00:19:59,051
We won, Mr.Buns, we won!
589
00:20:03,142 --> 00:20:04,099
And what did you think was the
590
00:20:04,143 --> 00:20:06,058
highlight of the show, hm?
591
00:20:06,101 --> 00:20:07,233
I thought Mr.Buns was
592
00:20:07,277 --> 00:20:09,366
fabulous.
593
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:10,497
I'd just like to thank you
594
00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:12,412
for giving me the opportunity
595
00:20:12,456 --> 00:20:15,633
of working with Mr.Buns.
596
00:20:15,676 --> 00:20:16,634
Well, I think--
597
00:20:16,677 --> 00:20:18,244
Oh please, don't say it.
598
00:20:18,288 --> 00:20:20,072
Didn't anyone notice me?
599
00:20:20,115 --> 00:20:21,378
You?
600
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,596
Of course, Poe.
601
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,946
You and Mr.Buns go together like
602
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:27,340
pancakes and syrup, wieners and
603
00:20:27,384 --> 00:20:28,385
beans--
604
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,603
Apple and crumble?
605
00:20:29,647 --> 00:20:32,040
Sure, apple and crumble.
606
00:20:32,084 --> 00:20:33,172
Thanks.
607
00:20:33,216 --> 00:20:36,175
I feel much better now, Ruby.
608
00:20:36,219 --> 00:20:39,047
Albeit, a bit peckish.
609
00:20:39,091 --> 00:20:40,223
Anyone for some apple
610
00:20:40,266 --> 00:20:41,398
crumble?
611
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,400
Well, since you asked I could
612
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,358
be persuaded.
613
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,803
You know, I find that I come
614
00:20:55,847 --> 00:20:57,327
up with my best inventions when
615
00:20:57,370 --> 00:20:59,024
I'm getting ready for bed.
616
00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:00,330
Who knows, maybe tonight I'll
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00:21:00,373 --> 00:21:02,462
come up with my best one yet.
618
00:21:02,506 --> 00:21:06,336
[Whistling]
619
00:21:06,379 --> 00:21:07,337
[Sighing]
620
00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:08,947
Head buffing is so boring.
621
00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:10,905
I wish I could do it faster.
622
00:21:11,993 --> 00:21:22,743
?
623
00:21:23,831 --> 00:21:26,312
Yeah, that's better.
624
00:21:26,356 --> 00:21:27,661
Man, if I've used this once I've
625
00:21:27,705 --> 00:21:29,620
used it 1 000 times.
626
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:38,281
?
627
00:21:39,369 --> 00:21:42,981
Much faster.
628
00:21:43,024 --> 00:21:44,939
Okay, this is too big.
629
00:21:51,468 --> 00:21:55,385
Wow, that's really clean.
630
00:21:55,428 --> 00:21:57,256
Funny, usually I have my best
631
00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:58,910
ideas at night.
632
00:21:58,953 --> 00:22:01,478
Oh well, tomorrow's another day.
633
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:18,973
?
634
00:22:20,018 --> 00:22:34,902
?
635
00:22:35,990 --> 00:22:45,913
?
636
00:22:45,963 --> 00:22:50,513
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