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Secret shutterbug.

It's all about the prank.

[Giggling]

Saturday mornings just

wouldn't be the same without

Mr. Buns' walnut flapjacks.

I switched the walnuts in

the flapjacks with Scaredy's

mosquitoes.

[Laughing]

[Thunder rumbling]

Hi.

[Electricity zapping]

What'd you do that for?

I was just coming in for

breakfast.

[Boo Boo sighing]

Oops.

[Guitar blaring]

This is gonna be good.

Hey!

Maybe the guitar's not

plugged in.

Ruby asked me to invite you

to tea.

4:00, sharp!

Here, let me.

[Thunder crashing]

[Electricity buzzing]

Oops.

Pink's not my colour.

But it would've been Frank

and Len's!

Stop ruining my pranks.

Ha, salt, sugar.

Salt, sugar.

Ah, nothing like a nice, hot

cup of t-- Argh!

Hi.

Don't you have some where to

be?

Not really.

[Electricity zapping]

Oops.

?

? So today we're gonna

? Take the time to show you

? The br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Only thing you oughta

? Know, you really gotta

? See the br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

?

? We're gonna show you why

? There's more than

meets the eye ?

? The br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Only thing you oughta

? Know, you really gotta

? See the br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

[Owl hooting]

I wonder what this Ruby and

her friends will be like.

Cannot be any worse than zee

last trip step-mother sent us

on.

Hmm, zee candy house was

delicious, but zat old woman

certainly was cranky.

Ja.

[Wolf howling]

[Shrieking]

Help!

Uta, be strong.

[Thunder clapping]

The twins should be here any

minute.

Hey, Skull Boy, what's that for?

It's my latest invention.

The Sausage Oscillator.

It's a well known fact that

German's like their sausages.

And I'll be here to help pump

their stomachs.

Let the fun begin!

Wee!

[Crashing]

I'm okay.

[Doorbell chiming]

They're here!

UTA: Hello?

Anyvone?

Hi!

Um, guys?

Hello.

SCAREDY: Excuse me.

Pardon me.

Oh.

Introductions are always a

bit awkward, huh.

Well, welcome!

What fun vacation activity would

you like to do first?

I usually don't have fun

until after my sauerkraut.

Ve bring our own.

Two plates and forks, comin'

up!

[Munching]

MISERY: Hello.

IRENE: Hey guys.

POE: Hello there.

Let's pull out all the stops,

and give Gunther and Uta the

vacation of their lives.

Who's with me?

I am!

Here, here!

Me, too.

Beats leprosy camp.

Strange folk.

Zey seem to be plotting

something, ja?

[Whispering]

[Sniffing]

Is that sauerkraut?

Oh, far too sour for my liking.

Ja.

Look at zee menacing look on zat

bird's face.

[Gunther sighing]

These are imported

mosquitoes!

Would you like one?

[Shrieking]

A bat!

And mosquitoes!

Help, help, help!

Ow, oh, stop it, brother.

Hmm, it is an acquired taste.

How about some German

sausage?

Uh, ha.

I'll get you a smaller sized

portion next time.

My dear Skull Boy, if you had

studied the regions of Germany,

like I, you would realize that

bratwurst is indigenous to

Thuringia, and the twins are

clearly from Bava--

Skull Boy, I seem to be caught.

[Gasping]

Oh, no!

Zey are fed up with their

talkative crow, and mean to turn

him in to bratwurst!

Yes, his incorrect knowledge

of our homeland vas getting on

my nerves.

[Ruby grunting]

Don't worry, Poe.

I'll have this cape fixed in no

time.

Hey, maybe I'm related to a

famous tailor.

Darned if I better get darning!

Ruby, we have no musical

talent left.

Yeah.

We can't write one killer song.

[Gasping]

Don't worry, guys.

Inspiration will eventually hit.

[Gasping]

FRANK: Really?

RUBY: I'm dead serious.

You'll be punching out a hit in

no time.

[Teeth chattering]

BOTH: Killer!

Even their music is violent.

Ja.

Okay, enough of this

chit-chat.

Let's hit the court, and play

some croquet.

I can't wait to beat you!

More hitting?

Beating?

[Thunder crashing]

You got to play the croquet

ball where it lays.

[Wind howling]

Vielen Dank!

I've fixed Poe's cape and

discover I hail from long line

of German tailors!

I vill measure you now.

Is he making fun of us?

I vill make new lederhosen

and dirndls for Oktoberfest.

[Door slamming]

Ja, he mocks who ve are.

RUBY: Dinner time.

Oh, dinner.

[Shouting]

Ve are most stuck.

S.O.S!

Help!

Hello!

Anyvone?

Oh, hello.

Those twins sure have a strange

idea of fun.

But who am I to judge?

That was divine, Ruby.

Thanks.

And now, for the pi�ce de

r�sistance.

I made this gingerbread house to

say welcome to the family!

BOTH: Gingerbread!

[Sighing]

Oh, my.

Sorry, Poe.

It's for later.

I'll just put this in the great

hall for safe keeping.

Drat!

Ooh, zat trail of crumbs does

make me nervous.

But, mmm.

She tempts us with sweets!

Do not do it, Uta.

Uta!

Zank you, Gunther.

Zat vas close.

Ve are okay.

Ve are okay.

Ve are--

Boo!

[Screaming]

BOTH: A ghost!

[Boo Boo laughing]

[Frank and Len humming]

[Screaming]

Hmm, this isn't working,

Frank.

Maybe that's because we're

brushing our teeth.

[Spitting]

Hey, maybe we should take a

shower!

[Frank sighing]

How will that help us write a

new song?

Um, maybe it would drown out

our writer's block.

[Frank laughing]

That's a good one, Len.

You crack me up.

I wasn't joking.

[Water running]

[Incoherent singing]

Zat is your bed?

Of nails?

Yes, but I don't mind giving

it up for one night.

I sometimes sleep standing up

to keep the pressure off my

shingles.

I can just stand here beside

you.

Um, ve cannot take your

bed...

Of nails.

No, no, I insist.

[Screaming]

But, wait!

I have matching pillows, too.

It's like having a deep tissue

neck massage.

[Shouting]

BOTH: Ah!

Calm down.

Ve mean you no harm.

LEN: How ya doin'?

[Screaming]

GUNTHER: One, two!

We thought the hot shower

would help with the writer's

block.

And?

Couldn't hear myself think

over Frank's constant singing.

Hey, what was that song?

Beats me.

I can only seem to remember it

when I'm soaking wet.

Hey, you guys look tired.

You can sleep in my bed.

Trust me, it's dead comfy.

[Bell tolling]

Seems zee very thin fellow

was measuring us for a coffin.

Ja, he built it in record

time.

Ve must make our escape from

this house of horrors.

But, zee trolley doesn't come

until tomorrow.

Perhaps ve are being hasty.

Ve can never be too hasty!

If you don't believe me, come.

I vill show you.

What's going on?

Uh, I dunno.

Zey are outside right now,

cheering at our misfortune.

The twins aren't exactly the

barrel of laughs I was

expecting.

Well, they sure seem to like

their sausages.

Yeah, but they spent the last

three hours alone in a dark

room.

How much fun can that be?

Actually, a lot.

But it is odd behaviour for a

visitor.

Uta, I have been gathering

evidence since ve came.

Look at these pictures, and tell

is it safe?

Evil bird.

So, he vas trying to eat us.

Only someone truly sinister

could ruin a lovely game of

croquet.

Zat redhead vas trying to

lead us in to zee oven.

Ha, like ve'd fall for zat

again.

Ve must get out of here,

Gunther.

Ve vill make our escape under

zee cover of night.

Or, ve may never see our beloved

homeland again.

[Wailing]

Oh, Gunther.

But I am set to clog in this

year's Oktoberfest!

[Crying]

[Crickets chirping]

[Owl hooting]

Ve have made it, Uta.

Freedom is ours at last.

[Screaming]

It's a black cat, here to

curse us!

[Screaming]

[Boo Boo laughing]

It's zat ghost!

Don't look at it.

[Screaming]

Hi, guys!

Wanna play my favourite midnight

game with me?

Do ve have a choice?

That's the spirit!

UTA: Hang on, Gunther.

It could not possibly get any

worse.

IRIS: Here, sit yourself down

inside this cast iron tube

thingy while I light the big

candle.

GUNTHER: It appears we are

inside some sort of cannon.

UTA: I stand corrected.

It has gotten worse.

Now, the best way to land is

on your feet.

Okay, have fun!

UTA: Zee strange, exceedingly

perky girl has much fun at our

expense.

Wee!

Auf Weidersehen, Uta.

Auf Weidersehen, Gunther.

GUNTHER: After everything ve

have suffered, it is either us,

or them.

[Shouting]

UTA: I pick us.

Vat should ve do?

I need a moment to think.

Ve must outsmart our enemies

until the next trolley comes.

[Uta sighing]

Zey seem to like to eat.

Great thinking, Uta.

Did you guys enjoy the ride?

Harrowing.

Terrifying.

Fantastic!

Now it's time for hot chocolate

with extra marshmallows!

UTA: I did not truly believe

zey meant us harm until now.

Ja.

Too much sugar is not good.

Thank you, Skull Boy.

The embroidery makes me look at

least ten pounds lighter.

Another satisfied customer.

UTA: I think zey are ready,

Gunther.

Zey do smell ready, Uta.

Hot cross buns.

Excellent!

Yum!

Oh, yum!

So much for my new, slimmer

physique.

Oh, well.

Luckily, my new cape will hide

it.

Where are they going?

Follow those buns!

I think we're having a crypt

picnic.

MISERY: My favourite.

Please, everyone.

Dig in!

[Munching]

[Keys jangling]

Gunther, Uta?

Aren't you going to join us?

Nein.

Ve are off to catch zee trolley.

GUNTER: Good luck getting out

of this one.

[Laughing]

That's odd.

They seem to have locked us in

the crypt.

And made off with the key.

Aren't those twins a riot?

Not only have they learned how

to have fun, now they've set up

this game of escape the crypt.

Yeah, what a riot.

Hmm.

If I can make Poe ten pounds

lighter, I can certainly get us

out of this crypt.

And what is that supposed to

mean?

You smell that baking, Frank?

Yeah, it's coming from the

crypt.

Maybe it'll help us with

writer's block.

Never worked before, but what

a way to fail.

Don't come in, guys!

We're trying to get out.

BOTH: Huh?

Must be an emergency.

Flick that emergency switch,

Len.

[Electricity buzzing]

? Every time I get up, there you

are ?

? Every time I turn around,

there you are ?

? Every time I sit down,

there you are ?

? I couldn't live without you,

my guitar ?

Yeah!

That was beautiful, Frank.

Now, enough singing!

Every time we're around water,

you break in to song, and it's

driving me nuts.

Sorry, Len.

You're right.

Enough with the singing.

Let's go and try to write that

song.

Guys?

Maybe water is the key to

solving your writer's--

Got it!

We just escaped the crypt!

I'm going to play another

round.

[Cheering]

Drat!

Zee prisoners have escaped.

Hurry, Gunther!

Ve must leave before zey try

to--

Do not say it, Uta.

Zen I'll just mime.

Zee villagers have turned on us.

Uta, this way!

Lauft!

Hurry, Uta!

Ve can use zat bicycle to make

our escape.

Hurry, Gunther!

I'm pedalling as fast as I

can.

Gunther, Uta!

We brought fireworks!

We like to make sure our

special guests go out with a

bang!

[Skull Boy gasping]

Danke, you guys.

Now my tribute to Bavaria quilt

will be done in record time!

Zee bicycle goes nowhere.

It is zee final blow.

Please, don't hurt us.

Ja.

I bruise like a peach.

[Screaming]

Watch out for that--

[Thudding]

Bookshelf.

[Crashing]

Gunther?

Uta?

I wonder where they went?

They're going to miss the

fireworks.

[Panting]

[Booming]

Oh, no!

Zee angry mob is employing

dynamite to blast their way in!

Ooh, fireworks!

You know, you should be

honoured.

Ruby only blasts those out for

special guests.

[Crackling and whistling]

RUBY: Guys, watch out!

? Every time I sit down, there

you are ?

? I couldn't live without you,

my guitar ?

Ahh-ow!

Wow.

I've got it, Frank.

I finally know what's making you

sing.

It's the fireworks!

Please don't hurt us.

Stay away!

Oh, you're scared of little

old me?

[Scaredy laughing]

No, no.

I could not hurt a fly.

[Shouting]

Oh, no.

You see, that was merely an

accident.

[Creaking]

Oh, Gunther.

Your camera.

I am so sorry.

Zee redhead has destroyed the

photographic evidence.

Very crafty.

Ja.

She is good, nein?

[Clock chiming]

Aw, I guess it's time for you

two to catch your...

Trolley.

[Panting]

[Screaming]

Bye bye!

[Bell ringing]

Come again soon!

Don't forget to write.

UTA: My clog!

GUNTHER: Leave it, leave it!

Uta!

You forgot your clog!

Don't worry, I've got a good

arm.

[Glass smashing]

Oops.

Sorry!

Come on back, guys.

You can have some hot chocolate

while they fix the trolley.

[Screaming]

Guys?

GUNTHER: Just run, run!

This is gonna be good.

Uh, guys?

Maybe this isn't such a good

idea.

But, Ruby, the kaboom of the

fireworks helps un-writer's

block us.

I don't think it's the

fireworks, Len.

From what I've seen, water is

your source of inspiration.

Nope.

That's ridiculous.

[Sizzling]

[Whistling and exploding]

LEN: Oh, that's hot.

FRANK: That's very hot, Len.

Very crispy.

? Every time I get up, there you

are ?

? Every time I turn around,

there you are ?

? Every time I sit down,

there you are ?

? I couldn't live without you,

my guitar ?

Yeah!

Whoa.

And Scaredy Bat!

Here, at Cooking With Ruby,

we know that the right

ingredients can make a

gingerbread house feel like a

home.

Well, perhaps I bought too

much.

Not for this project.

Let's get cooking.

[Sawing]

[Drilling]

[Hammering]

Great job, Scaredy.

Thanks, Ruby.

[MUFFLED]: Great job,

Scaredy.

[MUFFLED]: Thanks, Ruby.

Did you hear that?

[MUFFLED]: Did you hear that?

I-- think I did.

[MUFFLED]: I-- think I did.

[Shouting]

What is it, Scaredy?

Ah!

That is so strange.

[Screaming]

[Gasping]

Oh, Ruby.

I just had the strangest dream.

Phew.

Me too, Scaredy.

We have got to stop eating

gingerbread before bedtime.

?

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