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RUBY: Hide and Seek, with

Doom and friend.

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[Giggling] It's cha-cha-cha,

being your own best friend.

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? So today we're gonna

take the time to show you ?

? The br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Only thing you oughta know,

you really gotta ?

? See the br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

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? We're gonna show you why

? There's more than

meets the eye ?

? The br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Only thing you oughta know,

you really gotta ?

? See the br-br-bright side

of the dark side ?

? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

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[Rooster crowing]

[Crow cawing]

IRIS: Brring, brring!

You awake, Ruby?

You awake, Ruby?

You awake, Ruby?

Now I am.

Thanks, Iris.

See you soon, see you soon,

see you soon!

[Yawning]

[Loud music playing]

? Ruby, Ruby!

? Morning, Ruby!

? Ruby, Ruby!

? Wake up, Ruby!

? Ruby, Ruby!

? Get up, Ruby!

? Ru-by!

[Playing guitar riff]

Yeah!

You up, Ruby?

Anymore up and I think I'd be

on the roof.

Thanks, guys.

You want to hear it again?

Uh, maybe another time.

How about one of our other

songs like "Smoked Meat on the

Water," "Whole Lot of Grub" or

"Born to Walk"?

? Baby, we were born to walk!

Come on, Len.

Maybe we should just let her get

ready.

After all, it's her first time

hosting the Gloomsville World's

Fair.

Good thinking, Frank.

[Wheels squeaking]

My first time hosting.

I'm so nervous and excited.

It's just, I want everything to

be perfect.

[Knocking]

MISERY: Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Normally I have my key.

Morning, Ruby.

Hey, Misery.

Glad to see you're up.

Can you see the gladness in my

face?

Uh, yeah, all over it.

Thanks for making sure I'm

awake.

It was nothing.

See you there.

Oh, yeah, don't worry about

failing.

Just because you have only one

day to make it right and if you

mess it up, you'll probably

never get another chance ever!

That didn't come out right.

See you there?

I'm sure it's gonna be the

best world's fair ever.

Oh, yeah.

[Door slamming]

Ow.

[Fanfare playing]

[Screaming]

[Crowd cheering]

Welcome, every... uh, one,

to the-- whoa-- Gloomsville

World's Fair, the best fair in

the world.

[Cheering]

I am your host, Gloomy Rube--

I mean, Ruby Gloom.

Prepare to celebrate the past,

look into the future and

witness defying feats of, uh,

death-defyingness never seen

before anywhere.

Um, uh, anywhere before.

Come on along.

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Hey, look, the phone of the

future!

How's that phone portable?

Hey, look!

A person of the future!

I guess that's how.

[Giggling]

Okay, next we have Misery with

her unique glimpse into the

past.

Wah!

Hello, friends and strangers.

Welcome to the Misery family

heirloom sale.

Sale?

Woo, sale!

Misery, we didn't talk about

it being a sale.

I know.

I figured I might as well save

up for my medical bills of the

future.

Friends, here you will have the

chance to purchase one of the

many delightful artefacts of the

Misery family past.

Here before your very eyes is

the key to the city, the lost

city of Atlantis.

Ooh...

Fascinating.

And how did you come by the key,

Misery?

The key was given to me by my

great, great, great-grandmother

who got it from her great,

great, great-aunt who won it in

the lost city of Atlantis's

bake-off...

Ow.

...one year for her apple

crumble.

Apple crumble!

And here we have a piece of

that apple crumble.

I'll give you 40 bucks for

it, Misery.

I'll give you 50.

100.

800!

1000!

Million!

Gazillion!

Sold.

Yes!

Uh, Ruby, I know this is a

sale and all but I don't think I

can let go of the apple crumble.

It's been in my family for so

long.

Okay, okay.

Gotcha.

You're attached to the crumble.

Um, uh, oh!

Look at the time.

Doom, put the pedal to the

metal.

What about my apple crumble?

Okay, I'll speak louder and

try not to mumble!

Uh-oh.

Doom, look out!

[Screeching]

[Screaming]

The anticipation is killing

me.

Ta-da!

Behold, a flying worm that will

perform feats of death-defying

amazement!

I am so looking forward to

this.

To demonstrate, Squig here

will climb to the top of the

platform and dive into the small

pool below.

ALL: Ooh...

Hey, Iris.

Thanks so much for getting this

together on short notice.

Oh, not a problem, Ruby.

It's gonna be great.

Come on, Squig.

You can do it.

Come on, boy.

Piece of cake.

There.

FRANK: This is gonna be good.

LEN: I can't watch.

POE: That's a long way down.

Yeah, and if he misses,

splat!

[Gasping]

Splotch.

IRIS: Drumroll, please.

[Drumming]

On the count of three, Squig

will dive into the small pool of

water.

1-2-3!

[Teeth chattering]

Three!

[Teeth chattering]

Uh, three!

Trois?

[Saying "three" in different

linkages]

I don't think he's gonna jump,

Ruby.

Maybe he's just calculating

the angles and wind velocity.

Maybe you should check out

the next exhibit and come back

later.

Right, good idea, Iris.

You sure everything is all

right, Ruby?

Of course.

Temporary setback!

Moving on, everybody.

Ruby, I think we could be

rushing this.

I haven't really tested the

machine.

Skull Boy, I have a good

feeling about the Candytronic

6000.

Good feeling!

The Candytronic 6000 is the

future of candy enjoyment.

It will unwrap a candy and pop

it in your mouth without you

ever getting your hands sticky.

Ooh!

I have here a candy.

I will place the candy in the

Candytronic 6000 like so.

And now I will pull the start

switch and await the candy

delight.

[Beeping]

Uh, this is strange.

Uh--

Ahh!

Skull Boy!

[Skull Boy yelling]

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[Crashing]

The fair is a disaster.

I've let everybody down-- you

guys, Gloomsville, the world.

Hey, don't worry about it,

Ruby.

Yeah, no big deal.

Thanks, guys, but I feel

terrible because there's nothing

I can do about it.

I'm sure after a good night's

rest, we will all look back on

it and laugh.

I'm laughing about it right

now.

Uh, you don't look like

you're laughing.

Inside.

If you were my pancreas, you'd

know what I was talking about.

RUBY: Well, let's sleep on

it.

Maybe it won't feel so bad

in the morning?

[Rooster crowing]

[Crow cawing]

IRIS: Brring, brring!

You awake, Ruby?

You awake, Ruby?

You awake, Ruby?

Yes.

See you soon, see you soon,

see you soon!

Wow, that was weird.

Exactly the way she woke me up

yesterday.

I wonder what she meant by "see

me soon."

? Ruby, Ruby!

? Morning, Ruby!

? Ruby, Ruby!

? Wake up, Ruby!

? Ruby, Ruby!

? Get up, Ruby!

? Ru-by!

[Playing guitar riff]

Yeah!

Guys, guys!

Yeah?

I love this song but you

didn't have to wake me up with

it like you did yesterday.

Yesterday?

Yeah, don't you remember?

Of course.

No.

You, Len?

Absolutely...

not.

And then you, Len, asked if I

wanted to hear it again.

And I said no.

And then you asked me if I

wanted to hear any of your other

songs like "Smoked Meat on the

Water."

Back me up here, Doom.

Doom?

And I said no.

And then you, Frank, said--

Come on, Len.

Maybe we should just let her get

ready.

After all, it's her first time

hosting.

Exactly!

But it's not my first time

hosting because the world's fair

was yesterday and I hosted and

it turned into a complete

disaster.

Remember?

Nerves.

Yeah.

We better give her a little

alone time.

Yeah.

Oh, right.

See you later, Ruby.

This is very freaky, Doom.

Everything that happened

yesterday is happening the exact

same way today.

Don't believe me?

Next, we'll hear a knock at the

door and it will be Misery with

a knock-knock joke.

MISERY: Knock, knock.

See?

I told you so.

Who's there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Normally I have my key.

Morning, Ruby.

Hi, Misery.

Glad you're up.

Can you see the gladness in my

face?

Misery, I knew you were going

to say that because everything

that happened this morning

happened the exact same way

yesterday morning.

Maybe it's just nerves.

After all, it's your first time

hosting the fair.

But the world's fair was

yesterday.

Don't you remember?

It was a complete disaster and

all because of me.

Ruby, I would have definitely

remembered because I'm the

Queen of Remembering Disasters.

Remember?

I'm also the Queen of Disasters,

by the way.

And the Princess.

And the Baroness.

See you there.

And the Countess.

And the Viscountess!

The Empress!

Am I going crazy?

[Crowd cheering]

[Clearing throat]

[Feedback screeching]

Welcome, every... uh, one,

Gloomsville World's Fair.

I am your host, Gloomy Rube--

I mean, Ruby Gloom.

Prepare to celebrate the past,

look into the future and

witness defying feats of, uh,

death-defyingness never seen

before anywhere.

Whoa!

Come along.

Hey, look, the phone of the

future!

How's that phone portable?

Hey, look!

A person of the future!

Ahh!

Uh, Ruby, I know this is a

sale and all but I don't think I

can let go of the apple crumble.

Oh, no!

It's happening again!

[All screaming]

Look out, look out!

[Crashing]

IRIS: Drumroll, please!

[Drumming]

I don't he's gonna jump, Ruby.

We didn't really have time to

practise.

Ruby, I think we could be

rushing this.

I haven't really tested the

machine.

Ahh!

Skull Boy!

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[Clattering]

The fair was a disaster and it

was all my fault... again.

Hey, don't--

Worry about it, Ruby?

No--

Big deal?

How did she know?

I'm sure after a good night's

rest--

We will all look back on it

and laugh.

[Gasping]

That's what I was going to

say!

Or maybe it won't be a big

deal and I won't need to worry

although I'm not sure if we'll

laugh at it.

But if we get a good night's

sleep--

[Snapping]

Hey, but if we get a good

night's sleep, I-- we-- can

start all over.

That's it!

Got to go.

See you later!

I mean, earlier.

You sure you're okay, Ruby?

Fine.

Got to sleep.

Bye!

Good night's rest?

I'm laughing about it right now.

She's laughing inside.

If you were Misery's pancreas,

you'd know what she's talking

about.

Bye!

How about that world's fair?

[Snoring]

[Sproinging]

I'm awake, Iris.

What?

See you at the fair.

[Clattering]

Guys, save the song for later.

See you down at the fair.

[Clattering]

Normally I have the key.

See you at the fair.

Knock, knock.

Uh, Ruby?

Ah-ah-ah.

I know exactly what you're going

to say.

You do?

Announcement, announcement!

The Misery family heirloom sale

has been changed to the Misery

family heirloom exhibit.

But--

And after the fair, I will

bake a pan of apple crumble

especially for Frank and Len.

Yes!

[Clock ticking]

IRIS: Drumroll, please!

[Drumming and cymbals clashing]

I don't think he's gonna jump,

Ruby.

[Whispering]

3-2-1, go!

Wahoo!

[Everyone cheering]

Ruby, what, may I ask, did

you whisper to Iris?

I told her I realized that

Squig needs Iris on his back to

do flying stunts.

How clever!

Hear, hear!

[Cheering]

All right!

Ruby, I think we could be

rushing this.

You're right, Skull Boy,

which is why-- darn, I forgot

what I was going to say.

Hold on, everybody.

I have to go take a nap.

I'll be back in a flash.

Huh?

A nap?

Now?

Naps are useful in order to

minimize the impact of trauma.

That's what I've heard, anyway.

[Snoring]

[Wheezing]

Now I remember what I was

gonna say.

Remember?

From when?

From before I went for a nap.

You went for a nap?

Yeah, when I forgot what I

was gonna say.

I don't get it.

Here, Skull Boy: test the

machine on this.

That's not a candy.

But it is wrapped.

Go on.

Give it a try.

[Applause]

I will place the wrapped

thingy in the Candytronic 6000

like so.

And now I will pull the start

switch and await the candy

delight.

Oh, no.

Get ready to...

applaud.

It worked!

Your machine is a success.

Yes, as a confetti maker.

Thank you, Ruby.

Hey, don't thank me.

Thank the time warp I'm in.

Aw, that was the best worlds

forever!

Yeah, way better than it

turned out yesterday.

Are you sure you're feeling

okay, Ruby?

Absolutely.

Although I guess I'll feel a lot

better if I don't wake up

tomorrow and it's still

yesterday.

[Sighing]

[Rooster crowing]

[Crow cawing]

[Groaning]

[Yawning]

Hey, no Iris.

[Gasping]

No Frank and Len.

No Misery.

It's tomorrow!

Isn't that exciting, Doom?

I've got to tell everybody.

It's tomorrow, everybody!

It's tomorrow!

Today is tomorrow which means

it's not yesterday anymore!

And we got through yesterday so

now it's tomorrow which is today

and we don't have to relive

tomorrow like we did yesterday!

MISERY: I'm going back to

bed.

Wake me up when it's yesterday.

Today is tomorrow, everybody!

Today is tomorrow!

I don't get it.

SKULL BOY Paint by Mustard

with Skull Boy.

[Accordion music playing]

[Clock ticking]

[Clock ticking]

[Clock ticking]

[Moaning]

[Clock chiming]

Hmm.

[Crickets stridulating]

[Cuckoo clock chirping]

I can see it's going well.

The creative juices, they're

just not... juicing.

Maybe you need a break.

Something to eat.

Primo suggestion.

[Sighing]

That's it!

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Voil�, my masterpiece!

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Skull Boy, you are a true

condimentistic genius.

[Blowing kiss]

[Ruby chuckling]

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