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RUBY: Hide and Seek, with
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Doom and friend.
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?
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?
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[Giggling] It's cha-cha-cha,
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being your own best friend.
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? So today we're gonna
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take the time to show you ?
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? The br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ?
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? Only thing you oughta know,
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you really gotta ?
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? See the br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ?
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? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
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?
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? We're gonna show you why
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? There's more than
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meets the eye ?
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? The br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ?
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? Only thing you oughta know,
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you really gotta ?
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? See the br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ?
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? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
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? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
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[Rooster crowing]
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[Crow cawing]
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IRIS: Brring, brring!
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You awake, Ruby?
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You awake, Ruby?
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You awake, Ruby?
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Now I am.
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Thanks, Iris.
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See you soon, see you soon,
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see you soon!
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[Yawning]
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[Loud music playing]
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? Ruby, Ruby!
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? Morning, Ruby!
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? Ruby, Ruby!
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? Wake up, Ruby!
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? Ruby, Ruby!
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? Get up, Ruby!
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? Ru-by!
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[Playing guitar riff]
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Yeah!
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You up, Ruby?
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Anymore up and I think I'd be
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on the roof.
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Thanks, guys.
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You want to hear it again?
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Uh, maybe another time.
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How about one of our other
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songs like "Smoked Meat on the
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Water," "Whole Lot of Grub" or
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"Born to Walk"?
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? Baby, we were born to walk!
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Come on, Len.
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Maybe we should just let her get
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ready.
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After all, it's her first time
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hosting the Gloomsville World's
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Fair.
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Good thinking, Frank.
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[Wheels squeaking]
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My first time hosting.
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I'm so nervous and excited.
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It's just, I want everything to
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be perfect.
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[Knocking]
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MISERY: Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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Norma Lee.
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Norma Lee who?
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Normally I have my key.
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Morning, Ruby.
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Hey, Misery.
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Glad to see you're up.
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Can you see the gladness in my
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face?
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Uh, yeah, all over it.
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Thanks for making sure I'm
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awake.
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It was nothing.
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See you there.
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Oh, yeah, don't worry about
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failing.
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Just because you have only one
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day to make it right and if you
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mess it up, you'll probably
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never get another chance ever!
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That didn't come out right.
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See you there?
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I'm sure it's gonna be the
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best world's fair ever.
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Oh, yeah.
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[Door slamming]
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Ow.
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[Fanfare playing]
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[Screaming]
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[Crowd cheering]
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Welcome, every... uh, one,
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to the-- whoa-- Gloomsville
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World's Fair, the best fair in
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the world.
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[Cheering]
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I am your host, Gloomy Rube--
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I mean, Ruby Gloom.
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Prepare to celebrate the past,
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look into the future and
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witness defying feats of, uh,
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death-defyingness never seen
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before anywhere.
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Um, uh, anywhere before.
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Come on along.
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?
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Hey, look, the phone of the
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future!
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How's that phone portable?
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Hey, look!
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A person of the future!
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I guess that's how.
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[Giggling]
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Okay, next we have Misery with
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her unique glimpse into the
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past.
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Wah!
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Hello, friends and strangers.
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Welcome to the Misery family
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heirloom sale.
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Sale?
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Woo, sale!
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Misery, we didn't talk about
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it being a sale.
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I know.
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I figured I might as well save
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up for my medical bills of the
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future.
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Friends, here you will have the
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chance to purchase one of the
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many delightful artefacts of the
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Misery family past.
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Here before your very eyes is
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the key to the city, the lost
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city of Atlantis.
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Ooh...
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Fascinating.
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And how did you come by the key,
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Misery?
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The key was given to me by my
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great, great, great-grandmother
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who got it from her great,
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great, great-aunt who won it in
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the lost city of Atlantis's
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bake-off...
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Ow.
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...one year for her apple
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crumble.
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Apple crumble!
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And here we have a piece of
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that apple crumble.
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I'll give you 40 bucks for
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it, Misery.
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I'll give you 50.
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100.
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800!
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1000!
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Million!
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Gazillion!
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Sold.
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Yes!
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Uh, Ruby, I know this is a
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sale and all but I don't think I
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can let go of the apple crumble.
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It's been in my family for so
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long.
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Okay, okay.
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Gotcha.
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You're attached to the crumble.
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Um, uh, oh!
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Look at the time.
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Doom, put the pedal to the
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metal.
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What about my apple crumble?
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Okay, I'll speak louder and
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try not to mumble!
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Uh-oh.
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Doom, look out!
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[Screeching]
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[Screaming]
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The anticipation is killing
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me.
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Ta-da!
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Behold, a flying worm that will
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perform feats of death-defying
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amazement!
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I am so looking forward to
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this.
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To demonstrate, Squig here
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will climb to the top of the
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platform and dive into the small
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pool below.
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ALL: Ooh...
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Hey, Iris.
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Thanks so much for getting this
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together on short notice.
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Oh, not a problem, Ruby.
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It's gonna be great.
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Come on, Squig.
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You can do it.
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Come on, boy.
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Piece of cake.
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There.
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FRANK: This is gonna be good.
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LEN: I can't watch.
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POE: That's a long way down.
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Yeah, and if he misses,
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splat!
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[Gasping]
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Splotch.
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IRIS: Drumroll, please.
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[Drumming]
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On the count of three, Squig
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will dive into the small pool of
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water.
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1-2-3!
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[Teeth chattering]
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Three!
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[Teeth chattering]
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Uh, three!
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Trois?
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[Saying "three" in different
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linkages]
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I don't think he's gonna jump,
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Ruby.
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Maybe he's just calculating
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the angles and wind velocity.
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Maybe you should check out
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the next exhibit and come back
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later.
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Right, good idea, Iris.
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You sure everything is all
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right, Ruby?
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Of course.
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Temporary setback!
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Moving on, everybody.
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Ruby, I think we could be
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rushing this.
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I haven't really tested the
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machine.
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Skull Boy, I have a good
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feeling about the Candytronic
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6000.
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Good feeling!
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The Candytronic 6000 is the
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future of candy enjoyment.
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It will unwrap a candy and pop
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it in your mouth without you
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ever getting your hands sticky.
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Ooh!
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I have here a candy.
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I will place the candy in the
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Candytronic 6000 like so.
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And now I will pull the start
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switch and await the candy
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delight.
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[Beeping]
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Uh, this is strange.
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Uh--
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Ahh!
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Skull Boy!
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[Skull Boy yelling]
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?
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[Crashing]
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The fair is a disaster.
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I've let everybody down-- you
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guys, Gloomsville, the world.
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Hey, don't worry about it,
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Ruby.
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Yeah, no big deal.
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Thanks, guys, but I feel
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terrible because there's nothing
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I can do about it.
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I'm sure after a good night's
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rest, we will all look back on
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it and laugh.
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I'm laughing about it right
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now.
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Uh, you don't look like
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you're laughing.
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Inside.
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If you were my pancreas, you'd
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know what I was talking about.
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RUBY: Well, let's sleep on
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it.
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Maybe it won't feel so bad
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in the morning?
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[Rooster crowing]
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[Crow cawing]
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IRIS: Brring, brring!
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You awake, Ruby?
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You awake, Ruby?
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You awake, Ruby?
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Yes.
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See you soon, see you soon,
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see you soon!
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Wow, that was weird.
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00:11:33,774 --> 00:11:35,297
Exactly the way she woke me up
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00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:36,298
yesterday.
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I wonder what she meant by "see
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me soon."
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? Ruby, Ruby!
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? Morning, Ruby!
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? Ruby, Ruby!
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? Wake up, Ruby!
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? Ruby, Ruby!
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? Get up, Ruby!
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? Ru-by!
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[Playing guitar riff]
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00:11:55,012 --> 00:11:56,405
Yeah!
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Guys, guys!
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00:11:58,059 --> 00:11:59,321
Yeah?
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00:11:59,364 --> 00:12:00,452
I love this song but you
328
00:12:00,496 --> 00:12:02,106
didn't have to wake me up with
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00:12:02,150 --> 00:12:03,238
it like you did yesterday.
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00:12:03,281 --> 00:12:04,848
Yesterday?
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00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:07,111
Yeah, don't you remember?
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00:12:07,155 --> 00:12:09,287
Of course.
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No.
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00:12:11,072 --> 00:12:12,290
You, Len?
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Absolutely...
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00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:15,380
not.
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00:12:15,424 --> 00:12:17,513
And then you, Len, asked if I
338
00:12:17,556 --> 00:12:18,949
wanted to hear it again.
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00:12:18,993 --> 00:12:20,255
And I said no.
340
00:12:20,298 --> 00:12:21,822
And then you asked me if I
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00:12:21,865 --> 00:12:23,345
wanted to hear any of your other
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00:12:23,388 --> 00:12:24,346
songs like "Smoked Meat on the
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Water."
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Back me up here, Doom.
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00:12:27,175 --> 00:12:28,654
Doom?
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00:12:28,698 --> 00:12:30,700
And I said no.
347
00:12:30,743 --> 00:12:32,354
And then you, Frank, said--
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00:12:32,397 --> 00:12:33,529
Come on, Len.
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00:12:33,572 --> 00:12:34,660
Maybe we should just let her get
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ready.
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00:12:35,705 --> 00:12:37,750
After all, it's her first time
352
00:12:37,794 --> 00:12:39,404
hosting.
353
00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:40,405
Exactly!
354
00:12:40,449 --> 00:12:41,450
But it's not my first time
355
00:12:41,493 --> 00:12:42,668
hosting because the world's fair
356
00:12:42,712 --> 00:12:43,844
was yesterday and I hosted and
357
00:12:43,887 --> 00:12:44,932
it turned into a complete
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00:12:44,975 --> 00:12:46,107
disaster.
359
00:12:46,150 --> 00:12:47,412
Remember?
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00:12:47,456 --> 00:12:48,413
Nerves.
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00:12:48,457 --> 00:12:49,414
Yeah.
362
00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:50,415
We better give her a little
363
00:12:50,459 --> 00:12:51,416
alone time.
364
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:52,765
Yeah.
365
00:12:52,809 --> 00:12:54,332
Oh, right.
366
00:12:54,376 --> 00:12:56,857
See you later, Ruby.
367
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:59,033
This is very freaky, Doom.
368
00:12:59,076 --> 00:13:00,512
Everything that happened
369
00:13:00,556 --> 00:13:02,166
yesterday is happening the exact
370
00:13:02,210 --> 00:13:04,516
same way today.
371
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,083
Don't believe me?
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00:13:06,127 --> 00:13:07,563
Next, we'll hear a knock at the
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00:13:07,606 --> 00:13:08,956
door and it will be Misery with
374
00:13:08,999 --> 00:13:09,957
a knock-knock joke.
375
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:10,958
MISERY: Knock, knock.
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00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:12,263
See?
377
00:13:12,307 --> 00:13:13,569
I told you so.
378
00:13:13,612 --> 00:13:15,527
Who's there?
379
00:13:15,571 --> 00:13:17,399
Norma Lee.
380
00:13:17,442 --> 00:13:19,009
Norma Lee who?
381
00:13:19,053 --> 00:13:22,056
Normally I have my key.
382
00:13:22,099 --> 00:13:23,492
Morning, Ruby.
383
00:13:23,535 --> 00:13:24,797
Hi, Misery.
384
00:13:24,841 --> 00:13:26,321
Glad you're up.
385
00:13:26,364 --> 00:13:27,931
Can you see the gladness in my
386
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,933
face?
387
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,369
Misery, I knew you were going
388
00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:33,328
to say that because everything
389
00:13:33,371 --> 00:13:34,720
that happened this morning
390
00:13:34,764 --> 00:13:36,331
happened the exact same way
391
00:13:36,374 --> 00:13:37,375
yesterday morning.
392
00:13:37,419 --> 00:13:38,811
Maybe it's just nerves.
393
00:13:38,855 --> 00:13:40,335
After all, it's your first time
394
00:13:40,378 --> 00:13:41,814
hosting the fair.
395
00:13:41,858 --> 00:13:43,164
But the world's fair was
396
00:13:43,207 --> 00:13:44,165
yesterday.
397
00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,166
Don't you remember?
398
00:13:45,209 --> 00:13:46,167
It was a complete disaster and
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00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:47,777
all because of me.
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00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:49,518
Ruby, I would have definitely
401
00:13:49,561 --> 00:13:51,476
remembered because I'm the
402
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,783
Queen of Remembering Disasters.
403
00:13:53,826 --> 00:13:55,350
Remember?
404
00:13:55,393 --> 00:13:57,178
I'm also the Queen of Disasters,
405
00:13:57,221 --> 00:13:58,657
by the way.
406
00:13:58,701 --> 00:13:59,963
And the Princess.
407
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,878
And the Baroness.
408
00:14:01,922 --> 00:14:03,401
See you there.
409
00:14:03,445 --> 00:14:05,360
And the Countess.
410
00:14:05,403 --> 00:14:07,318
And the Viscountess!
411
00:14:07,362 --> 00:14:10,756
The Empress!
412
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,715
Am I going crazy?
413
00:14:19,765 --> 00:14:22,812
[Crowd cheering]
414
00:14:22,855 --> 00:14:23,944
[Clearing throat]
415
00:14:23,987 --> 00:14:25,467
[Feedback screeching]
416
00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:28,426
Welcome, every... uh, one,
417
00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:31,212
Gloomsville World's Fair.
418
00:14:31,255 --> 00:14:33,257
I am your host, Gloomy Rube--
419
00:14:33,301 --> 00:14:35,999
I mean, Ruby Gloom.
420
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,914
Prepare to celebrate the past,
421
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,307
look into the future and
422
00:14:39,350 --> 00:14:41,222
witness defying feats of, uh,
423
00:14:41,265 --> 00:14:44,399
death-defyingness never seen
424
00:14:44,442 --> 00:14:46,488
before anywhere.
425
00:14:46,531 --> 00:14:48,359
Whoa!
426
00:14:48,403 --> 00:14:50,318
Come along.
427
00:14:51,406 --> 00:14:53,408
Hey, look, the phone of the
428
00:14:53,451 --> 00:14:54,844
future!
429
00:14:54,887 --> 00:14:56,411
How's that phone portable?
430
00:14:56,454 --> 00:14:57,847
Hey, look!
431
00:14:57,890 --> 00:14:59,327
A person of the future!
432
00:14:59,370 --> 00:15:03,157
Ahh!
433
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,855
Uh, Ruby, I know this is a
434
00:15:05,898 --> 00:15:07,900
sale and all but I don't think I
435
00:15:07,944 --> 00:15:10,860
can let go of the apple crumble.
436
00:15:11,948 --> 00:15:13,515
Oh, no!
437
00:15:13,558 --> 00:15:16,692
It's happening again!
438
00:15:16,735 --> 00:15:17,998
[All screaming]
439
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:18,999
Look out, look out!
440
00:15:19,042 --> 00:15:20,435
[Crashing]
441
00:15:20,478 --> 00:15:22,393
IRIS: Drumroll, please!
442
00:15:22,437 --> 00:15:24,830
[Drumming]
443
00:15:24,874 --> 00:15:26,615
I don't he's gonna jump, Ruby.
444
00:15:26,658 --> 00:15:28,095
We didn't really have time to
445
00:15:28,138 --> 00:15:29,313
practise.
446
00:15:29,357 --> 00:15:31,011
Ruby, I think we could be
447
00:15:31,054 --> 00:15:32,403
rushing this.
448
00:15:32,447 --> 00:15:33,839
I haven't really tested the
449
00:15:33,883 --> 00:15:35,058
machine.
450
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,233
Ahh!
451
00:15:36,277 --> 00:15:37,234
Skull Boy!
452
00:15:37,278 --> 00:15:42,109
?
453
00:15:42,152 --> 00:15:44,067
[Clattering]
454
00:15:45,764 --> 00:15:48,245
The fair was a disaster and it
455
00:15:48,289 --> 00:15:50,987
was all my fault... again.
456
00:15:51,031 --> 00:15:51,988
Hey, don't--
457
00:15:52,032 --> 00:15:52,989
Worry about it, Ruby?
458
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:53,990
No--
459
00:15:54,034 --> 00:15:54,991
Big deal?
460
00:15:55,035 --> 00:15:56,427
How did she know?
461
00:15:56,471 --> 00:15:57,820
I'm sure after a good night's
462
00:15:57,863 --> 00:15:58,821
rest--
463
00:15:58,864 --> 00:15:59,822
We will all look back on it
464
00:15:59,865 --> 00:16:00,823
and laugh.
465
00:16:00,866 --> 00:16:01,911
[Gasping]
466
00:16:01,954 --> 00:16:02,912
That's what I was going to
467
00:16:02,955 --> 00:16:03,913
say!
468
00:16:03,956 --> 00:16:05,001
Or maybe it won't be a big
469
00:16:05,045 --> 00:16:06,611
deal and I won't need to worry
470
00:16:06,655 --> 00:16:08,265
although I'm not sure if we'll
471
00:16:08,309 --> 00:16:09,658
laugh at it.
472
00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:10,746
But if we get a good night's
473
00:16:10,789 --> 00:16:12,269
sleep--
474
00:16:12,313 --> 00:16:13,270
[Snapping]
475
00:16:13,314 --> 00:16:15,272
Hey, but if we get a good
476
00:16:15,316 --> 00:16:16,882
night's sleep, I-- we-- can
477
00:16:16,926 --> 00:16:18,145
start all over.
478
00:16:18,188 --> 00:16:19,363
That's it!
479
00:16:19,407 --> 00:16:20,364
Got to go.
480
00:16:20,408 --> 00:16:21,452
See you later!
481
00:16:21,496 --> 00:16:22,801
I mean, earlier.
482
00:16:22,845 --> 00:16:25,282
You sure you're okay, Ruby?
483
00:16:25,326 --> 00:16:26,283
Fine.
484
00:16:26,327 --> 00:16:27,284
Got to sleep.
485
00:16:27,328 --> 00:16:28,285
Bye!
486
00:16:28,329 --> 00:16:29,286
Good night's rest?
487
00:16:29,330 --> 00:16:32,202
I'm laughing about it right now.
488
00:16:32,246 --> 00:16:34,074
She's laughing inside.
489
00:16:34,117 --> 00:16:35,466
If you were Misery's pancreas,
490
00:16:35,510 --> 00:16:36,467
you'd know what she's talking
491
00:16:36,511 --> 00:16:37,468
about.
492
00:16:37,512 --> 00:16:38,687
Bye!
493
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,645
How about that world's fair?
494
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,389
[Snoring]
495
00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:47,609
[Sproinging]
496
00:16:47,652 --> 00:16:48,653
I'm awake, Iris.
497
00:16:48,697 --> 00:16:49,959
What?
498
00:16:50,002 --> 00:16:51,047
See you at the fair.
499
00:16:51,091 --> 00:16:53,702
[Clattering]
500
00:16:53,745 --> 00:16:56,661
Guys, save the song for later.
501
00:16:56,705 --> 00:16:58,402
See you down at the fair.
502
00:16:58,446 --> 00:17:00,926
[Clattering]
503
00:17:00,970 --> 00:17:02,711
Normally I have the key.
504
00:17:02,754 --> 00:17:05,366
See you at the fair.
505
00:17:05,409 --> 00:17:07,324
Knock, knock.
506
00:17:09,239 --> 00:17:10,936
Uh, Ruby?
507
00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:12,155
Ah-ah-ah.
508
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,330
I know exactly what you're going
509
00:17:13,374 --> 00:17:14,331
to say.
510
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:15,332
You do?
511
00:17:15,376 --> 00:17:16,638
Announcement, announcement!
512
00:17:16,681 --> 00:17:18,466
The Misery family heirloom sale
513
00:17:18,509 --> 00:17:19,945
has been changed to the Misery
514
00:17:19,989 --> 00:17:22,034
family heirloom exhibit.
515
00:17:22,078 --> 00:17:23,514
But--
516
00:17:23,558 --> 00:17:25,255
And after the fair, I will
517
00:17:25,299 --> 00:17:26,822
bake a pan of apple crumble
518
00:17:26,865 --> 00:17:29,433
especially for Frank and Len.
519
00:17:29,477 --> 00:17:30,434
Yes!
520
00:17:30,478 --> 00:17:31,435
[Clock ticking]
521
00:17:31,479 --> 00:17:33,263
IRIS: Drumroll, please!
522
00:17:33,307 --> 00:17:35,439
[Drumming and cymbals clashing]
523
00:17:35,483 --> 00:17:36,440
I don't think he's gonna jump,
524
00:17:36,484 --> 00:17:37,441
Ruby.
525
00:17:37,485 --> 00:17:40,009
[Whispering]
526
00:17:40,052 --> 00:17:43,491
3-2-1, go!
527
00:17:43,534 --> 00:17:45,449
Wahoo!
528
00:17:45,493 --> 00:17:48,278
[Everyone cheering]
529
00:17:48,322 --> 00:17:51,194
Ruby, what, may I ask, did
530
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,022
you whisper to Iris?
531
00:17:53,065 --> 00:17:54,415
I told her I realized that
532
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:56,112
Squig needs Iris on his back to
533
00:17:56,156 --> 00:17:57,287
do flying stunts.
534
00:17:57,331 --> 00:17:58,680
How clever!
535
00:17:58,723 --> 00:18:00,421
Hear, hear!
536
00:18:00,464 --> 00:18:01,422
[Cheering]
537
00:18:01,465 --> 00:18:04,120
All right!
538
00:18:04,164 --> 00:18:05,513
Ruby, I think we could be
539
00:18:05,556 --> 00:18:06,949
rushing this.
540
00:18:06,992 --> 00:18:08,429
You're right, Skull Boy,
541
00:18:08,472 --> 00:18:10,909
which is why-- darn, I forgot
542
00:18:10,953 --> 00:18:12,955
what I was going to say.
543
00:18:12,998 --> 00:18:14,261
Hold on, everybody.
544
00:18:14,304 --> 00:18:16,045
I have to go take a nap.
545
00:18:16,088 --> 00:18:17,742
I'll be back in a flash.
546
00:18:17,786 --> 00:18:18,743
Huh?
547
00:18:18,787 --> 00:18:19,744
A nap?
548
00:18:19,788 --> 00:18:20,745
Now?
549
00:18:20,789 --> 00:18:22,660
Naps are useful in order to
550
00:18:22,704 --> 00:18:25,620
minimize the impact of trauma.
551
00:18:28,971 --> 00:18:30,886
That's what I've heard, anyway.
552
00:18:32,801 --> 00:18:34,716
[Snoring]
553
00:18:36,979 --> 00:18:38,807
[Wheezing]
554
00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:39,808
Now I remember what I was
555
00:18:39,851 --> 00:18:40,809
gonna say.
556
00:18:40,852 --> 00:18:41,810
Remember?
557
00:18:41,853 --> 00:18:43,377
From when?
558
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:44,987
From before I went for a nap.
559
00:18:45,030 --> 00:18:46,467
You went for a nap?
560
00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:48,251
Yeah, when I forgot what I
561
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,383
was gonna say.
562
00:18:49,426 --> 00:18:50,427
I don't get it.
563
00:18:50,471 --> 00:18:51,863
Here, Skull Boy: test the
564
00:18:51,907 --> 00:18:53,082
machine on this.
565
00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:54,301
That's not a candy.
566
00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:56,041
But it is wrapped.
567
00:18:56,085 --> 00:18:57,042
Go on.
568
00:18:57,086 --> 00:18:58,043
Give it a try.
569
00:18:58,087 --> 00:18:59,044
[Applause]
570
00:18:59,088 --> 00:19:01,264
I will place the wrapped
571
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,353
thingy in the Candytronic 6000
572
00:19:03,397 --> 00:19:05,050
like so.
573
00:19:05,094 --> 00:19:06,487
And now I will pull the start
574
00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:08,140
switch and await the candy
575
00:19:08,184 --> 00:19:09,446
delight.
576
00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:10,447
Oh, no.
577
00:19:10,491 --> 00:19:12,580
Get ready to...
578
00:19:12,623 --> 00:19:13,972
applaud.
579
00:19:14,016 --> 00:19:15,278
It worked!
580
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,149
Your machine is a success.
581
00:19:17,193 --> 00:19:19,413
Yes, as a confetti maker.
582
00:19:19,456 --> 00:19:21,458
Thank you, Ruby.
583
00:19:21,502 --> 00:19:23,243
Hey, don't thank me.
584
00:19:23,286 --> 00:19:25,506
Thank the time warp I'm in.
585
00:19:25,549 --> 00:19:27,508
Aw, that was the best worlds
586
00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:29,466
forever!
587
00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:30,467
Yeah, way better than it
588
00:19:30,511 --> 00:19:33,557
turned out yesterday.
589
00:19:33,601 --> 00:19:35,080
Are you sure you're feeling
590
00:19:35,124 --> 00:19:36,299
okay, Ruby?
591
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,605
Absolutely.
592
00:19:37,648 --> 00:19:38,997
Although I guess I'll feel a lot
593
00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:40,521
better if I don't wake up
594
00:19:40,564 --> 00:19:41,826
tomorrow and it's still
595
00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:44,046
yesterday.
596
00:19:44,089 --> 00:19:46,004
[Sighing]
597
00:19:51,445 --> 00:19:54,317
[Rooster crowing]
598
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,276
[Crow cawing]
599
00:19:58,582 --> 00:20:00,497
[Groaning]
600
00:20:01,629 --> 00:20:03,979
[Yawning]
601
00:20:04,022 --> 00:20:06,373
Hey, no Iris.
602
00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:08,331
[Gasping]
603
00:20:10,986 --> 00:20:12,509
No Frank and Len.
604
00:20:12,553 --> 00:20:14,076
No Misery.
605
00:20:14,119 --> 00:20:15,773
It's tomorrow!
606
00:20:15,817 --> 00:20:17,688
Isn't that exciting, Doom?
607
00:20:17,732 --> 00:20:19,690
I've got to tell everybody.
608
00:20:19,734 --> 00:20:20,691
It's tomorrow, everybody!
609
00:20:20,735 --> 00:20:22,650
It's tomorrow!
610
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,353
Today is tomorrow which means
611
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,137
it's not yesterday anymore!
612
00:20:32,181 --> 00:20:34,183
And we got through yesterday so
613
00:20:34,226 --> 00:20:35,358
now it's tomorrow which is today
614
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,968
and we don't have to relive
615
00:20:37,012 --> 00:20:38,405
tomorrow like we did yesterday!
616
00:20:38,448 --> 00:20:39,754
MISERY: I'm going back to
617
00:20:39,797 --> 00:20:41,364
bed.
618
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,193
Wake me up when it's yesterday.
619
00:20:44,236 --> 00:20:45,847
Today is tomorrow, everybody!
620
00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:47,457
Today is tomorrow!
621
00:20:47,501 --> 00:20:49,416
I don't get it.
622
00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:53,289
SKULL BOY Paint by Mustard
623
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:55,247
with Skull Boy.
624
00:20:56,901 --> 00:20:58,816
[Accordion music playing]
625
00:21:02,994 --> 00:21:04,909
[Clock ticking]
626
00:21:06,215 --> 00:21:08,130
[Clock ticking]
627
00:21:09,261 --> 00:21:11,481
[Clock ticking]
628
00:21:11,525 --> 00:21:12,830
[Moaning]
629
00:21:12,874 --> 00:21:14,092
[Clock chiming]
630
00:21:14,136 --> 00:21:15,485
Hmm.
631
00:21:15,529 --> 00:21:17,182
[Crickets stridulating]
632
00:21:17,226 --> 00:21:20,403
[Cuckoo clock chirping]
633
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,187
I can see it's going well.
634
00:21:22,231 --> 00:21:24,146
The creative juices, they're
635
00:21:24,189 --> 00:21:26,714
just not... juicing.
636
00:21:26,757 --> 00:21:28,455
Maybe you need a break.
637
00:21:28,498 --> 00:21:29,412
Something to eat.
638
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,371
Primo suggestion.
639
00:21:35,505 --> 00:21:37,986
[Sighing]
640
00:21:38,029 --> 00:21:39,944
That's it!
641
00:21:41,032 --> 00:21:45,210
?
642
00:21:46,298 --> 00:21:49,258
Voil�, my masterpiece!
643
00:21:50,346 --> 00:21:55,177
?
644
00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:56,918
Skull Boy, you are a true
645
00:21:56,961 --> 00:21:58,615
condimentistic genius.
646
00:21:58,659 --> 00:21:59,616
[Blowing kiss]
647
00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:01,662
[Ruby chuckling]
648
00:22:04,055 --> 00:22:13,978
?
649
00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:18,578
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