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MISERY: Dating tips with
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Misery and Dr. Love...
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aka Male Doll #9.
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Tip #1: Identify the friend you
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like and give him a token of
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your affection.
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[Sneezing]
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Tip #2: Share your interests.
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Tip #3: When you like your
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friend, show them, don't just
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tell them.
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I like you, Misery, a whole lot.
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I like you, too, Male Doll #9.
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Isn't he a doll?
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?
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? So today we're gonna
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? Take the time to show you
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? The br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ?
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? Only thing you oughta
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? Know, you really gotta
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? See the br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ?
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? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
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?
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? We're gonna show you why
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? There's more than
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meets the eye ?
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? The br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ?
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? Only thing you oughta
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? Know, you really gotta
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? See the br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ?
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? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
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? Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
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?
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I hate doing laundry.
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I'm with you, bro, but we've
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got to get movin' or we're gonna
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be last in line.
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LEN: The sock!
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FRANK: No time, Len.
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We must push on.
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You hang on, little guy, I'll
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be back for you.
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[Door slamming]
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[Buzzing]
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We've done it, Len.
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We've beat...
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[Sighing]
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...the rush.
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Whoa.
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If you please, who should be
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first to use the machine?
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Oh, me!
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We'll do it first.
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Let's make this as painless
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as possible.
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I suggest we play a game of
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boulder, shroud, guillotine.
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Winner goes first.
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Good one, Ruby.
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Splendid idea.
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And if I win, I get to choose
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who scrubs my soils.
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Maybe.
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Hey, Scaredy, come on in the
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circle.
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Geometric shapes frighten me.
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[Teeth chattering]
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On the count of three,
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everybody call boulder, shroud
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or guillotine.
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I am curious, how does one-
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One, two, three.
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Ah.
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Who wins?
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I say Scaredy for creativity.
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He became boulder.
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I agree.
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Scaredy goes first followed by
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Frank and Len, Skull Boy-
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Don't forget moi.
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[Giggling]
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Then Poe.
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Doom and I will go last.
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FRANK: Bye for now.
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LEN: See ya.
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POE: Sayonara.
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RUBY: Have fun.
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[Thunder crashing]
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Hey, don't forget to ring the
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laundry bell before you finish,
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so the others will know when to
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come down.
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For whom does the bell toll?
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The bell tolls for thee, my
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friend.
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The bell tolls for thee.
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[Door creaking, closing]
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You know, should not laundry
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be a group activity?
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You know like monster taming or
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something?
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[Rumbling]
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What's going on?
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[Thunder crashing]
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Oh, this cannot be good.
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Oh, no, oh, no, oh, my dear.
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Ah!
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Oh.
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I do not recall the laundry
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being so hazardous an activity.
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Do you, Mr. Buns?
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[Rumbling]
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[Gasping]
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Ancient drawings.
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Perhaps from a lost
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civilization.
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Fascinating.
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Mr. Buns, I read in one of
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Poe's books that drawings on
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the wall are meant to
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communicate a message.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, my- oh, my dear!
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The queen is coming to visit me
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for tea.
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Any second now.
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I must tell Ruby.
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No, you are right, Mr. Buns.
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I will keep it a secret and
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surprise her.
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In the meantime, I must prepare.
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Oh, this is so exciting.
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Oh, aren't you excited,
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Mr. Buns?
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Well, at least this gives us
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a chance to sort our clothes
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properly.
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Pithy.
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Verbose.
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Pithy.
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Frank, why don't we use the
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words cool and uncool instead of
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pithy and verbose?
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Because we're pithy.
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Cool.
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Almost forgot.
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[Bell ringing]
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Ready to wash and roll?
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You bet.
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Pithy.
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Super pithy.
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Ancient musical notes.
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Look, Len and Frank on body
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of lion.
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Squiggly line, leg, queen.
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FRANK: Queen, leg, squiggly
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line, Len and Frank on body of
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lion can mean only one thing,
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Len.
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No way.
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The queen of talent scouts is
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coming to scout us.
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Pithy and super pithy.
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Woo-hoo!
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No time for practice, Len.
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We must laundry, I mean-
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Exactly, in reverse.
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To the garage.
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But wait, shouldn't we tell Ruby
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and the gang?
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We will.
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After we sign the record deal.
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Let's not jinx it.
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[Bell ringing]
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[Gasping]
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My turn, yes!
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Wow, I bet these ancient
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markings hold the key to where
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I'm from.
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There!
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Doesn't it look exactly like me?
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Check it out.
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And he looks like some kind of
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king.
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Hey, maybe I'm descendant from a
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long line of kings.
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[Gasping]
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Egyptians kings.
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But wait, this leg, squiggly
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line leading to a queen can only
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mean one thing.
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A descendant of the queen is
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coming to visit me bringing with
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her a royal leg for me to wear.
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Alas, poor leg bone, I knew him
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pretty good, Mr. Buns.
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Pretty darn good.
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No time to lose.
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I must get ready for her
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arrival.
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[Clearing throat]
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Oh, befouled apparel, how do
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I loathe thee?
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Let me count the ways.
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[Bell ringing]
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Oh, oh, grand.
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Laundry, these are the
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appendages of an artist not a
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launderer.
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Oh.
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[Squawking]
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I'm going to the mysterious
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world of Egypt.
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Okay, not exactly.
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But the queen of Egypt is coming
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to visit; no doubt to inform me
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that a pyramid will be erected
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in my honour.
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I must get ready.
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Ring, ring, ring, your turn,
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Ruby an' Doom.
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Poe sure was in a hurry.
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Something tells me he's not a
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fan of the soapy science.
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Does this look like a horse to
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you?
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But that's what the artist says
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it is.
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A chicken.
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Really?
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Looks to me like a teapot.
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See, here's the handle.
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And here's the spout.
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No, huh?
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Oh, well, come on.
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As Len would say, "Let's wash
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and roll."
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Amazing.
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Obviously ancient yet strikingly
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familiar.
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That does look like you.
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Very royal-like.
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Hey, maybe you have royal blood
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in you.
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[Giggling]
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Your majesty.
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I wonder what else the drawing
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say.
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[Thunder crashing]
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[Rumbling]
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[Rumbling]
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[Coughing]
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[Gasping]
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Wow, look, there's more.
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Any minute now, from the sky
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will descend a flying saucer.
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So prepare yourself, Mr. Buns.
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We must tell the others.
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[Thunder crashing]
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What was I thinking?
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Of course royalty first.
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[Giggling]
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[Thunder crashing]
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?
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? Frank and Len, Frank and Len
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? You know that we don't bend
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? We're Frank and Len
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? Frank and Len Frank and Len
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? We're not just any man
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? We're Frank and Len
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[Doorbell ringing]
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Love that new doorbell sound
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you're making, Len.
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Thanks, but I'm not making a
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new doorbell sound.
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[Doorbell ringing]
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The doorbell is making the new
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doorbell sound.
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Hey, guys-
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Wanna hear our new song?
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Wicked!
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Yeah.
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? Frank and Len Frank and Len
292
00:11:43,827 --> 00:11:45,525
? You know that we don't bend
293
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? We're Frank and Len
294
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Whoa.
295
00:11:57,232 --> 00:11:59,364
So what do you think?
296
00:11:59,408 --> 00:12:00,757
Sounds good.
297
00:12:00,801 --> 00:12:02,629
But we really came to tell you,
298
00:12:02,672 --> 00:12:04,500
we are expecting a visitor any
299
00:12:04,544 --> 00:12:06,328
minute, so be ready.
300
00:12:06,371 --> 00:12:10,071
We know and we are.
301
00:12:10,072 --> 00:12:11,288
We welcome them with open
302
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arms.
303
00:12:12,421 --> 00:12:14,728
And hope they take us away.
304
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To the stars.
305
00:12:17,818 --> 00:12:19,994
But don't worry, we'll send a
306
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postcard.
307
00:12:21,778 --> 00:12:23,519
That's, uh, good to know,
308
00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:24,563
Frank.
309
00:12:24,564 --> 00:12:25,781
We even wrote a new song for
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them.
311
00:12:26,827 --> 00:12:27,827
Want to know the name?
312
00:12:27,828 --> 00:12:29,830
"Rock like an Egyptian."
313
00:12:32,093 --> 00:12:35,139
[Giggling]
314
00:12:35,183 --> 00:12:36,750
Is it just me or was that
315
00:12:36,793 --> 00:12:39,535
strange, Doom?
316
00:12:39,579 --> 00:12:41,668
I mean, your highness?
317
00:12:41,711 --> 00:12:43,626
Your majesty?
318
00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:45,846
You Excellency?
319
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[Giggling]
320
00:12:47,412 --> 00:12:49,980
Come on, let's tell the others.
321
00:12:50,024 --> 00:12:51,939
Name a pyramid after me?
322
00:12:51,982 --> 00:12:53,636
Oh, you shouldn't have, your
323
00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,812
royal greatness.
324
00:12:55,856 --> 00:12:57,292
No, too subtle.
325
00:12:57,335 --> 00:12:58,685
[Knocking]
326
00:12:58,728 --> 00:13:00,295
Could it be?
327
00:13:00,338 --> 00:13:01,731
[Squawking]
328
00:13:01,775 --> 00:13:03,690
Your eminency.
329
00:13:09,826 --> 00:13:12,655
Ruby, Doom, what a surprise.
330
00:13:12,699 --> 00:13:14,788
Pleasant, I'm sure.
331
00:13:14,831 --> 00:13:16,572
Have you see Skull Boy?
332
00:13:16,573 --> 00:13:17,616
Over here.
333
00:13:17,617 --> 00:13:18,617
I think I've finally found where
334
00:13:18,618 --> 00:13:19,661
I come from.
335
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Aw ibetj.
336
00:13:21,143 --> 00:13:22,708
That's "Hi" in ancient Egyptian.
337
00:13:22,709 --> 00:13:26,495
Uh, aw ibetj back at ya.
338
00:13:26,538 --> 00:13:27,738
Actually, you would say
339
00:13:27,757 --> 00:13:30,499
aw ibek because I'm a guy.
340
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:32,675
How about just aw because
341
00:13:32,676 --> 00:13:33,762
that's sort of how I'm feeling
342
00:13:33,763 --> 00:13:35,417
right about now.
343
00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:36,897
And check this out, I'm
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00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:38,638
walkin' like an Egyptian.
345
00:13:38,681 --> 00:13:40,814
And it comes so natural.
346
00:13:40,815 --> 00:13:41,857
Ruby, which one is more
347
00:13:41,858 --> 00:13:42,728
appropriate when greeting the
348
00:13:42,729 --> 00:13:47,690
queen of Egypt?
349
00:13:47,691 --> 00:13:48,690
Are you okay, Ruby?
350
00:13:48,691 --> 00:13:50,432
Um, yes.
351
00:13:50,433 --> 00:13:51,737
We just wanted to share with you
352
00:13:51,738 --> 00:13:52,912
the news that a visitor should
353
00:13:52,913 --> 00:13:54,654
be arriving any minute.
354
00:13:54,697 --> 00:13:58,788
BOTH: We know.
355
00:13:58,832 --> 00:14:00,355
I could really go for a cup
356
00:14:00,398 --> 00:14:03,706
of tea right about now.
357
00:14:03,707 --> 00:14:04,793
Where are all the teacups and
358
00:14:04,794 --> 00:14:06,709
the teapot?
359
00:14:09,756 --> 00:14:11,758
Many thank you's, Doom.
360
00:14:11,801 --> 00:14:13,803
Whoa!
361
00:14:13,847 --> 00:14:15,587
Oh, dear, oh, dear.
362
00:14:21,724 --> 00:14:23,247
Hey, Scaredy, what's going
363
00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:24,727
on?
364
00:14:24,771 --> 00:14:26,729
And what have you got on?
365
00:14:26,773 --> 00:14:28,035
No, no time, Ruby, if you
366
00:14:28,036 --> 00:14:29,122
please.
367
00:14:29,123 --> 00:14:30,733
I am expecting any minute my
368
00:14:30,777 --> 00:14:32,996
most honoured guest.
369
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,215
Ah!
370
00:14:34,258 --> 00:14:35,477
Oh, dear.
371
00:14:35,478 --> 00:14:36,869
The mummy costume does not fit
372
00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:39,046
like I remember, you know?
373
00:14:39,047 --> 00:14:40,481
Perhaps owing to my consumption
374
00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:42,353
of too many mosquitoes.
375
00:14:42,397 --> 00:14:43,659
Thank you kindly.
376
00:14:43,703 --> 00:14:45,226
[Rumbling, rattling]
377
00:14:45,269 --> 00:14:46,618
This again?
378
00:14:46,662 --> 00:14:48,490
Hang on, Scaredy.
379
00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:49,970
Doom.
380
00:14:50,013 --> 00:14:51,754
Oh, my!
381
00:14:51,798 --> 00:14:54,235
I believe the time has arrived.
382
00:14:54,278 --> 00:14:55,845
The time is upon us.
383
00:14:55,846 --> 00:14:56,932
It's time.
384
00:14:56,933 --> 00:14:58,848
BOTH: It's show time.
385
00:14:59,936 --> 00:15:09,903
?
386
00:15:10,991 --> 00:15:12,906
[Whirring]
387
00:15:17,693 --> 00:15:19,042
I knew it was too good to be
388
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,783
true.
389
00:15:20,827 --> 00:15:22,742
It's not a talent scout.
390
00:15:22,785 --> 00:15:24,308
It's just a tiny, mysterious,
391
00:15:24,309 --> 00:15:25,787
mechanical device with some
392
00:15:25,788 --> 00:15:28,443
obscure purpose.
393
00:15:28,444 --> 00:15:29,748
Come on, Frank, let's drown
394
00:15:29,749 --> 00:15:30,661
our sorrows in a tub of peanut
395
00:15:30,662 --> 00:15:32,229
butter.
396
00:15:32,273 --> 00:15:33,361
[Honking]
397
00:15:33,362 --> 00:15:34,578
It came from in front of the
398
00:15:34,579 --> 00:15:35,798
house.
399
00:15:35,799 --> 00:15:36,667
To in front of the house, if
400
00:15:36,668 --> 00:15:37,668
you please.
401
00:15:37,669 --> 00:15:38,669
Hold the peanut butter,
402
00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:39,759
Frank.
403
00:15:39,802 --> 00:15:41,151
Whoa!
404
00:15:41,195 --> 00:15:43,240
Oh.
405
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,813
Ooh, your highness, I welcome
406
00:15:50,857 --> 00:15:51,907
you.
407
00:15:51,945 --> 00:15:53,947
Excuse me, please, excuse me, to
408
00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:57,037
our humble abode?
409
00:15:57,038 --> 00:15:58,124
Ooh.
410
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,257
She must be a very small queen.
411
00:16:00,301 --> 00:16:01,824
Alien from outer space.
412
00:16:01,825 --> 00:16:02,868
What?
413
00:16:02,869 --> 00:16:03,869
Huh?
414
00:16:03,870 --> 00:16:04,870
Pardon me?
415
00:16:04,871 --> 00:16:05,871
[Chuckling nervously]
416
00:16:05,872 --> 00:16:07,787
Alien from outer space.
417
00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:09,571
Crazy, huh?
418
00:16:09,572 --> 00:16:10,614
Of course not.
419
00:16:10,615 --> 00:16:11,615
You know-
420
00:16:11,616 --> 00:16:12,616
Ruby, no-
421
00:16:12,617 --> 00:16:13,667
What do-
422
00:16:13,705 --> 00:16:15,620
Come on.
423
00:16:17,419 --> 00:16:19,798
Who should be the one to open
424
00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:21,713
the package?
425
00:16:21,757 --> 00:16:22,807
I'll do it.
426
00:16:22,808 --> 00:16:23,845
But what if it is booby
427
00:16:23,846 --> 00:16:24,846
trapped?
428
00:16:24,847 --> 00:16:25,897
Hmm.
429
00:16:25,935 --> 00:16:27,067
I've got it.
430
00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:29,069
Skull Boy?
431
00:16:32,899 --> 00:16:34,248
A little to the left.
432
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:35,771
Little more.
433
00:16:35,815 --> 00:16:37,817
Little more.
434
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:40,950
Perfect.
435
00:16:40,994 --> 00:16:42,909
[Wind howling]
436
00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:47,261
Oh, finally.
437
00:16:47,304 --> 00:16:48,871
I've been waiting for this
438
00:16:48,915 --> 00:16:50,133
forever.
439
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,177
Who would've thought out of this
440
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,354
world party supplies would be so
441
00:16:53,397 --> 00:16:54,746
tardy?
442
00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:57,140
Oh, Misery, be careful.
443
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,273
It may be booby trapped!
444
00:16:59,316 --> 00:17:01,014
It is booby trapped.
445
00:17:01,057 --> 00:17:02,493
Ah, I knew it!
446
00:17:02,537 --> 00:17:04,800
Booby trapped with fun.
447
00:17:04,844 --> 00:17:06,758
[Giggling]
448
00:17:10,719 --> 00:17:12,634
[Noisemakers honking]
449
00:17:17,247 --> 00:17:19,510
Let's party.
450
00:17:22,383 --> 00:17:24,254
Or let's not.
451
00:17:24,255 --> 00:17:25,298
Where's the queen of talent
452
00:17:25,299 --> 00:17:26,299
scouts?
453
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,779
Where is the queen of Egypt?
454
00:17:27,823 --> 00:17:29,694
Where's the, uh, alien from
455
00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:32,175
outer space?
456
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,599
Where are you getting these
457
00:17:33,611 --> 00:17:36,614
ideas?
458
00:17:36,658 --> 00:17:38,399
Now I understand.
459
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,834
You mean these aren't ancient
460
00:17:39,835 --> 00:17:41,315
drawing from Egypt?
461
00:17:41,358 --> 00:17:42,751
Ancient?
462
00:17:42,794 --> 00:17:44,448
I made these last week.
463
00:17:44,492 --> 00:17:46,189
They're your costumes.
464
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,278
But why the Egyptian theme?
465
00:17:48,322 --> 00:17:49,714
I wanted to celebrate the
466
00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:51,542
anniversary of my
467
00:17:51,586 --> 00:17:53,153
great-great-great
468
00:17:53,196 --> 00:17:54,850
grandmother Cleo's getting
469
00:17:54,894 --> 00:17:56,547
bitten by a snake.
470
00:18:04,512 --> 00:18:05,817
Right, Doom.
471
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,122
And what about the house shaking
472
00:18:07,123 --> 00:18:08,603
and the electrical storm?
473
00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:09,820
That was just me trying to
474
00:18:09,821 --> 00:18:12,737
learn to dance like an Egyptian.
475
00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:14,870
[Thunder crashing]
476
00:18:14,914 --> 00:18:16,176
[Rumbling]
477
00:18:16,219 --> 00:18:18,308
Okay, we get the idea.
478
00:18:18,352 --> 00:18:19,875
[Rumbling]
479
00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:21,049
So I guess this means I don't
480
00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:22,224
have ancient Egyptian blood in
481
00:18:22,225 --> 00:18:23,400
me.
482
00:18:23,444 --> 00:18:24,793
"Ikuba."
483
00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:26,055
What does that mean?
484
00:18:26,099 --> 00:18:28,449
Bummer in Ancient Egyptian.
485
00:18:28,492 --> 00:18:29,752
And I won't have a pyramid
486
00:18:29,754 --> 00:18:31,452
named in my honour.
487
00:18:31,495 --> 00:18:33,236
And the queen of some foreign
488
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,325
place will not come and visit me
489
00:18:35,369 --> 00:18:37,371
for tea.
490
00:18:37,372 --> 00:18:38,588
And you're not going to be
491
00:18:38,589 --> 00:18:39,763
saved by an alien from outer
492
00:18:39,764 --> 00:18:40,940
space, Ruby.
493
00:18:40,941 --> 00:18:41,983
[Chuckling]
494
00:18:41,984 --> 00:18:43,899
Yeah, darn.
495
00:18:48,817 --> 00:18:50,210
But you will always be like
496
00:18:50,253 --> 00:18:52,168
royalty to us, Doom.
497
00:18:55,258 --> 00:18:57,521
I mean, your highness.
498
00:18:57,565 --> 00:18:59,306
[All laughing]
499
00:18:59,349 --> 00:19:01,003
Hey, enough smiling and
500
00:19:01,004 --> 00:19:02,047
grinning.
501
00:19:02,048 --> 00:19:03,526
Get into your costumes and let's
502
00:19:03,527 --> 00:19:04,789
party.
503
00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:06,617
Great hall in 10.
504
00:19:06,661 --> 00:19:10,360
Be there or be... there.
505
00:19:10,404 --> 00:19:12,319
[All cheering]
506
00:19:15,713 --> 00:19:17,411
? Len and Frank, Len and Frank
507
00:19:17,412 --> 00:19:18,454
? We sing though our minds
508
00:19:18,455 --> 00:19:19,499
are blank ?
509
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,502
? We're Len and Frank
510
00:19:23,547 --> 00:19:25,027
? Frank and Len, Frank and Len
511
00:19:25,071 --> 00:19:26,594
? We're not just any man
512
00:19:26,637 --> 00:19:29,031
? We're Frank and Len
513
00:19:31,077 --> 00:19:32,774
? When we rock, when we rock
514
00:19:32,817 --> 00:19:34,167
? When we rock
515
00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,517
? We rock like an...
516
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:41,000
? Egyyyyyyptian
517
00:19:46,092 --> 00:19:48,311
Ow!
518
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,880
[All cheering]
519
00:19:51,923 --> 00:19:53,664
Misery, great party idea.
520
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:57,407
Yeah, pithy, Misery, pithy.
521
00:19:57,408 --> 00:19:58,538
Wait till you see what I've
522
00:19:58,539 --> 00:19:59,756
got planned to celebrate the
523
00:19:59,757 --> 00:20:00,801
anniversary of my
524
00:20:00,802 --> 00:20:02,891
great-great-great-great
525
00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:05,459
Uncle Socky slipping on a banana
526
00:20:05,502 --> 00:20:06,808
peel.
527
00:20:06,851 --> 00:20:07,901
ALL: Oh.
528
00:20:07,939 --> 00:20:09,767
In the middle of a massive
529
00:20:09,811 --> 00:20:11,465
hurricane.
530
00:20:11,508 --> 00:20:12,727
[Giggling]
531
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:15,773
Now let's party!
532
00:20:15,817 --> 00:20:18,602
Party, party, party.
533
00:20:18,646 --> 00:20:21,344
Party.
534
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,825
Yo-yo tips with Poe.
535
00:20:23,868 --> 00:20:26,306
[Whirring]
536
00:20:26,349 --> 00:20:27,655
[Fluttering]
537
00:20:27,698 --> 00:20:30,179
The yo-yo, ahem, the yo-yo
538
00:20:30,223 --> 00:20:31,789
originated in ancient China
539
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,878
during the Qin Quin Zhou Dynasty
540
00:20:33,922 --> 00:20:35,837
or some such.
541
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,665
However, my first encounter with
542
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:39,493
the yo-yo came while on trek
543
00:20:39,536 --> 00:20:41,060
through the wilds of downtown
544
00:20:41,103 --> 00:20:44,759
Gloomsville.
545
00:20:44,802 --> 00:20:46,021
There it was.
546
00:20:46,065 --> 00:20:48,502
Alone in its natural habitat.
547
00:20:48,545 --> 00:20:49,981
The department store.
548
00:20:50,025 --> 00:20:51,461
Careful not to alert it to my
549
00:20:51,505 --> 00:20:53,724
presence, I sent a salesclerk on
550
00:20:53,725 --> 00:20:54,898
a reconnaissance mission to find
551
00:20:54,899 --> 00:20:57,119
me a new rubber ducky as an
552
00:20:57,163 --> 00:20:58,251
aside, you see.
553
00:20:58,294 --> 00:20:59,734
My previous rubber ducky had
554
00:20:59,735 --> 00:21:01,122
taken another position in a
555
00:21:01,123 --> 00:21:02,646
larger bath in another home in
556
00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:04,213
Gloomsville.
557
00:21:04,257 --> 00:21:07,216
More water, better play.
558
00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:09,827
Oh, what a time we had my rubber
559
00:21:09,871 --> 00:21:11,264
ducky and I.
560
00:21:11,265 --> 00:21:12,307
We used to do everything
561
00:21:12,308 --> 00:21:13,308
together, you know?
562
00:21:13,309 --> 00:21:15,485
Take baths... sometimes with
563
00:21:15,529 --> 00:21:17,139
water filled to the top.
564
00:21:17,183 --> 00:21:18,836
Other times only three quarters
565
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,229
full.
566
00:21:20,273 --> 00:21:23,145
Oh, I'll miss my rubber ducky.
567
00:21:24,577 --> 00:21:26,626
[Clearing throat]
568
00:21:26,627 --> 00:21:27,802
Sorry.
569
00:21:27,845 --> 00:21:29,673
No, it is a far, far better
570
00:21:29,717 --> 00:21:31,284
thing that he has done.
571
00:21:31,327 --> 00:21:33,590
It is a far, far better tub that
572
00:21:33,634 --> 00:21:35,810
he has gone to.
573
00:21:35,853 --> 00:21:37,333
Sorry.
574
00:21:37,377 --> 00:21:41,250
I need a moment alone.
575
00:21:41,294 --> 00:21:43,122
As, uh, Poe's trusty
576
00:21:43,165 --> 00:21:45,646
assistant, I shall demonstrate
577
00:21:45,689 --> 00:21:49,128
the yo-yo.
578
00:21:49,171 --> 00:21:53,871
Uh, around the world.
579
00:21:53,915 --> 00:21:55,830
[Thudding]
580
00:21:58,659 --> 00:22:00,574
Questions?
581
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:14,283
?
582
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:18,883
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