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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:32,824 Hey. Come back to bed. 2 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:38,288 I have to get ready for work, Rick. So do you. 3 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:41,874 Don't remind me. 4 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,044 You ship out today. You should really be with June. 5 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:46,712 You're jealous? 6 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:49,423 You know I'm not. I'm just not fond of lying. 7 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:51,675 Yeah. Well, she's a fucking sorceress. 8 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:52,760 And? 9 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,428 And I'm afraid if I break up with her, 10 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,139 she's gonna burrow a hole through the planet. 11 00:00:56,973 --> 00:00:58,515 - Dude. - What? 12 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,642 Can you possibly self-aggrandize more? 13 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:02,019 I'm serious. 14 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,313 I know. That's the problem. 15 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:05,065 Maybe it's worth it. 16 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:06,941 What? 17 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:10,904 A hole through the planet. 18 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:13,531 Me and you. 19 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:17,077 You're the only friend I have, Rick. 20 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:21,623 And I'm pretty sure I'm yours. You want to fuck that up? 21 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:26,377 Newsflash, Emilia Harcourt, we already fucked that up. 22 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:32,842 I'm serious. 23 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:35,636 Come on. 24 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,139 You ship out to Corto Maltese in two hours. 25 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,441 Peacemaker, what a joke. 26 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:47,977 Dude, what are you doing? 27 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:51,689 Dude, it's past eleven. 28 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:55,026 Dude. 29 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:56,860 Where the fuck have you been? 30 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:59,279 Dad and I have been freaked out. There's blood in the library. 31 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,658 - Where the fuck did that come from? - What library? 32 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:03,534 Our library? 33 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,330 Yeah, I... 34 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,083 - call that the trophy room. - Since when? 35 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:12,627 Where have you been? 36 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:16,047 - Are you hungover? - A little bit. 37 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:19,717 I thought you were gonna slow down with all that. 38 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:23,137 I mean, at least it's just alcohol. 39 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:26,140 It is just alcohol, right? 40 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:27,892 Yeah. Yeah. 41 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,062 All right, get up. Come on. 42 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,064 - I'm fixing us some eggs. - Okay. 43 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,233 Okay. 44 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,072 Shit. 45 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:09,851 Fuck. 46 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,939 Come on. Piss! 47 00:05:24,532 --> 00:05:25,616 What the fuck? 48 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:36,294 Whoa. 49 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:48,514 Keith. Sorry, but I gotta go! 50 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:52,225 Also, why do all my clothes look like the Kardashians' furniture! Huh? 51 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:53,394 Who are the Kardashians? 52 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:55,103 Seriously? 53 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:56,189 Where are you going? 54 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:57,940 I took your advice. 55 00:05:58,399 --> 00:05:59,483 I'm going to see Harcourt. 56 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:00,985 What about the jarhead? 57 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:03,570 Fuck him. 58 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:04,697 Agreed. 59 00:06:05,239 --> 00:06:06,366 Fuck him! 60 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:07,909 Fuck that guy. 61 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:18,336 Hey. Before I go, 62 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:19,921 pop quiz. 63 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,338 - Pop quiz? - Yes. 64 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:23,715 Can you name the entire address, including zip code, 65 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:25,134 of Emilia Harcourt's workplace? 66 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:26,676 What? 67 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:28,762 - Come on, this is fun. - It's not fun. It's weird. 68 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:30,472 Why would I know the address of ARGUS? 69 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:31,723 ARGUS. Okay, second question. 70 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:32,808 That counts as right? 71 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,101 Can I borrow the keys to your truck? 72 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,560 What kind of fucking pop quiz is this? 73 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:38,105 - I don't make the rules, bro. - It seems like you very much do. 74 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,315 - Why are you being so weird? - Just answer the question. 75 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:42,402 Why don't you drive your fucking Peace-cycle? 76 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:45,780 That's the correct answer. 77 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,409 What the fuck? 78 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,251 Oh yeah. 79 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,098 Peacemaker! 80 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,600 Peacemaker, I love you! 81 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:57,851 Love you too, little man. 82 00:07:57,852 --> 00:08:00,187 Peacemaker! I love you! 83 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,355 - Peacemaker! - That's a bit much. 84 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:03,483 Peacemaker! 85 00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:11,282 Best. Dimension. Ever. 86 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:24,253 Shit. Dude. 87 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:27,298 My head. 88 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,720 How much did we drink last night? 89 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:34,347 Shoot. 90 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:36,974 I need some water. 91 00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:42,730 You drank as much as anyone here. 92 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,816 Aren't you in agony? 93 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,152 Does it help somehow to bitch about it? 94 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:51,280 - You want some coffee? - Just water. 95 00:08:58,829 --> 00:09:00,790 Chris stormed out of here last night. 96 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:03,334 Did something go down between you two? 97 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,877 No. Just Chris being Chris. 98 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,171 I don't mean just last night, 99 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:11,132 but, like, a couple of weeks ago? 100 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:14,637 Because you guys were hanging out, like, a lot, and then... 101 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:21,810 So, did something happen between you two then? 102 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:22,894 No. 103 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,437 No way. 104 00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:25,648 How would you know? 105 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,276 'Cause Peacemaker's my best friend, and we share everything with each other. 106 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,194 - Yeah? - Even all our deepest, darkest secrets. 107 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:32,405 Like what? 108 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,615 Like, you know, like... 109 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:38,160 Okay. Don't make fun of me, but how... 110 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:41,205 I like spiders. 111 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,249 Peacemaker taught me that that's not something I should be ashamed of. 112 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,502 Along with owls and dolphins and manta rays, 113 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,378 they're one of my favorite animals, 114 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:51,089 and no matter how much I can tell you're both judging me right now, 115 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,508 I'm not gonna be ashamed of that. 116 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,802 So, your deep, dark secret is that you dig spiders? 117 00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:57,762 Yes. I know it makes me ghoulish, 118 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,931 but, you know, we all have our faults. 119 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,559 Adrian, how many people have you killed? 120 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,562 How many is a shit-ton? 121 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,438 Wait, why are you changing the subject? 122 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,648 Hey, are you wearing my robe? 123 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:10,358 I know everything there is to know about spiders. 124 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:12,569 - You wanna quiz me on some spider facts? - No. 125 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,362 I could probably take a spider test right now 126 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:15,823 and get a professional entomology degree. 127 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:17,574 A spider test. 128 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,743 Crows. Crows are also one of my favorites. 129 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,329 Adrian, it is too early for this. 130 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,830 You guys aren't on the crow train? 131 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,915 Oh my God, I know so many crow facts. 132 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:27,917 Do you know they're the only bird to use tools? 133 00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:29,836 - No, I didn't. - Yeah. 134 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,046 They can take a paper clip, 135 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:34,341 straighten it out, and then if another crow is being a dick, 136 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:35,926 he can stab him to death with it. 137 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:37,637 Crows do that? 138 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,680 I didn't say they do do it. I said they could. 139 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,849 - You know what, Adrian? - No. What? 140 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,934 John fell asleep in the bathtub last night. 141 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:47,687 I'm suddenly getting afraid he choked on his own vomit in there. 142 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:48,772 Fuck! 143 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,774 Why are you just telling me this now? 144 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,317 Why are you encouraging him? 145 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:56,238 I'm sorry. I fell face-first in the Adrian vortex. 146 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,698 Whoa, what are you doing? 147 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:00,326 I'm making sure you're alive. 148 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:02,702 Why are your fingers in my mouth? 149 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,204 I'm checking for throw-up. 150 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,622 Jesus Christ, dude! 151 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:06,706 Wait, wait, wait. 152 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:09,000 So, did something happen between Chris and you, or no? 153 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,294 Nothing happened. 154 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,505 I'm gonna get some sun. You coming? 155 00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:16,717 Want to quiz me on some spider facts? 156 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,532 I'm here to see Emilia Harcourt. 157 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:42,826 Mr. Smith! So good to see you. 158 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,829 Hey, what's up, old buddy? 159 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,039 Good to see you again too. 160 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,500 You keeping our country safe, huh? 161 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,001 Absolutely. 162 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,337 How did Mr. Grant's test turn out? 163 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:56,173 Very positive. 164 00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:58,175 That's terrible. 165 00:11:58,676 --> 00:11:59,677 Right? 166 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,138 I was hoping it wasn't cancer. 167 00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:06,976 Can you just put your eye there across from the scanner, sir? 168 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,478 Yeah, yes. 169 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,481 - Just like this? - That's perfect. 170 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,534 All set. 171 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,330 Picture of me. 172 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,665 Third floor, of course. 173 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,334 Ms. Harcourt will be waiting for you. 174 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,298 He just said 175 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,259 you guys went on a party boat a couple weeks ago, 176 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,637 and you kinda ghosted him after. 177 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,597 I didn't ghost anyone. 178 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,724 Did something happen? 179 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,435 - Where? - On the party boat. 180 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:52,520 No, Ads. I told you, no. 181 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:53,938 - Well... - Well, what? 182 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,774 - Why not? - Are you kidding me? 183 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,193 No. Chris, he's nice. He's funny. 184 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,569 He's got splendid hygiene. 185 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,905 Yeah, other than the eagle shit everywhere. 186 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,033 Other than that, he's super-yoked, 187 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:05,910 nice jawline, 188 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,620 and he's in love with you. 189 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:09,704 Shut up. 190 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,873 - What? - He's not. 191 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:16,085 He sat by your bed for five days while you were in a coma, Em. 192 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,923 He wears a fucking clown costume. 193 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,008 - Dude. - What? 194 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:23,885 I'm just saying, I love you, 195 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:27,306 but you're not exactly the picture of a balanced life. 196 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,058 All right. 197 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,393 When I first met you, I thought you had it all together. 198 00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,729 And I'm not saying you don't come off cool, you do. 199 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,190 But since really getting to know you, 200 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,359 I realized you're more fucked up than anyone I know. 201 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,486 Okay, Economos and Vigilante? 202 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,570 Well, not them, 203 00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:44,739 but you're a fucking train wreck. 204 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:45,825 Okay. 205 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:48,785 What's that? 206 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,037 That's you exploding 'cause you're so fucked up. 207 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:52,706 Look, your point is taken, 208 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:56,085 but me and Chris is not a thing. 209 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:57,962 It's never gonna be a thing. 210 00:13:58,587 --> 00:13:59,588 He know that? 211 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,270 When he gets really happy, 212 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,731 he's got one ear that just, like, sticks up. 213 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,149 - Just the one ear. Cute. - Thank you. 214 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,361 I think I’m going to have to rescue, like, seven more dogs. 215 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,323 - This is fucking stupid. - Hey. 216 00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:28,409 What's going on, Chris? 217 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,035 Jesus fucking Christ. 218 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,289 You got, like, some business or something here? 219 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:38,711 What's up, Rick? 220 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,379 Just asking you. 221 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,422 How you doing, man? 222 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,590 - Going-- - Chris. 223 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,842 Yeah, I was just asking him what he's doing here. 224 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,845 If he's got, like, something official, or something I should be a part of. 225 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,639 No, Rick, it's personal. 226 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,683 - Personal? - It's... 227 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,767 friendly. 228 00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:55,853 Chris wanted to talk. 229 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,398 - Just wanted to talk, huh? - Yeah. 230 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:01,692 Like, about what, dude? 231 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:07,239 Hey, Rick, will you just-- will let us talk? 232 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,116 Yeah. Of course. I'm cool. 233 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,041 Hey, Harcourt. 234 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,043 Oh hey, Smith. 235 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,629 What, we're calling each other by our last names now? 236 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,589 No, just being funny. 237 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,550 - Hilarious. - Sorry. 238 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,929 No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was... 239 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,056 I didn't mean to bust your balls. 240 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,682 So, hey. 241 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:35,892 - Hey. - Hey. 242 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:36,977 Hey. 243 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,528 Oh my God. 244 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,239 I am so sorry. He was not supposed to be in today. 245 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,325 The jarhead? 246 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,952 I don't know why you and Keith call him that. 247 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,079 He's army, not Marines, so not a jarhead. 248 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,415 Yeah. Right. 249 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:04,588 Let's just go out, okay? Is that cool? 250 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,967 - Sure. Yeah. Yeah. - Okay. 251 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:18,685 - Sh-- shit. Shit! Shit! - Come on. 252 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,187 Hey, that's not supposed to be around the corner. 253 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:23,731 - I-- I-- I told you that. - Whoops. 254 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,359 See, this is all, 255 00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,945 shit, a big problem. 256 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:40,791 Glad you came. 257 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:42,626 Me too. 258 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:48,048 We're both going down at the same time. You know what they call that? 259 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,092 I don't. 260 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:51,969 An elevator ride. 261 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,304 - Is that what they call it? - Some of the kids do. 262 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,974 How many eyes does a tarantula have? 263 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,018 Trick question. 264 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,854 Eyes by definition come in pairs, so two. 265 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,273 Tarantulas have eight eyes. 266 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,566 Shit. 267 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:10,195 You said that so confidently, I had to actually look back at my phone. 268 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,030 Eyes don't always come in pairs. 269 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,114 Right. 270 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,866 I forgot about Martians, one big eye. 271 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,784 Ask me if tarantulas are furry. 272 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:19,413 I already know they're furry and it's gross. 273 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,623 That's a little harsh. 274 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,671 - Fuck. - Who is it? 275 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,006 Hello? 276 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,468 Why didn't you tell us Smith has some kind of super-powered duck? 277 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,719 A meta-duck. 278 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,596 He doesn't have a super-powered duck. 279 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,514 He's got a regular eagle. 280 00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:39,807 That regular eagle 281 00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,350 just took down five agents. 282 00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:42,643 One's in the ICU. 283 00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,145 Another lost an eye. 284 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:47,232 Another one needs to have reconstructive facial surgery. 285 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,276 Fuck. Okay, I'll be right in. 286 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,570 Make it fast. 287 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:53,655 He told me duck. 288 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:57,034 What kind of man takes advantage of another man's bird blindness? 289 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,122 Sorry. Excuse me. Okay. 290 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,291 Who was that? 291 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,543 Fucking work. I gotta go. 292 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,089 Where the fuck are my pants? 293 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,509 I washed and folded them and put them on the kitchen counter. 294 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:18,180 Jesus Christ, why would you fucking do that? 295 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,693 Hey, they have some pretty good hot dogs over there. 296 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,655 - You want a hot dog? - Sure. 297 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:41,912 - Thank you. - Good. 298 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,539 What do you want on here? You want some mustard? 299 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,623 Actually, you got this? 300 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,583 - I got it, I got it. - All right, cool, no problem. 301 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,377 - Okay... - Oh my God. 302 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,338 - Oh my God. I'm so sorry. - No, no, no, that's good, that's good. 303 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,465 I'm gonna take this one. I like a lot of mustard, 304 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,467 like a one-to-one mustard to hot dog ratio, so... 305 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,261 - Do you? - This is gonna work for me. 306 00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,637 - Is it? - I'm just gonna... 307 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,932 I don't know what else to do. Can I get a straw? 308 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,608 So, you wanted to talk? 309 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:54,902 Well, yeah, I... 310 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,446 I just wanted to see what's going on. 311 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:00,699 What's that mean? 312 00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:03,076 You know, 313 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:04,620 see what's happening. 314 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,122 What's happening? 315 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,918 With, like, you and Rick Flag or whatever. 316 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,502 I mean, he's a good guy. 317 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,214 He's not gonna fuck around on me. 318 00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:18,800 What? 319 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,219 No... 320 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,804 it's good that he doesn't do that. 321 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,768 You know, I've... 322 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,605 changed a lot since I last saw you. 323 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,148 - Yeah, you seem less arrogant. - Yeah? 324 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,609 Sorry. I mean... 325 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,070 No, no, no, no, no. 326 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:39,947 I've actually been working on that. 327 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,449 That and a lot of other stuff. 328 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,494 - What? - Like your delts. 329 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,538 I'm just waiting for you to say like your delts. 330 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,874 Always my delts, you know. 331 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:54,962 But seriously, stuff like... 332 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,966 how I push people away by being a dick. 333 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:03,762 And just trauma that I've had my whole life that I just 334 00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:06,682 let define me, you know? 335 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,352 What? 336 00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,604 You really are different. 337 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,314 I am. 338 00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:19,736 Last night in the texts... 339 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,489 Sorry, I was a little drunk. 340 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,741 - You think? - Sorry. 341 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,454 You said you wanted to explore things? 342 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:31,622 Yeah. 343 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:32,748 What did you... 344 00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:33,833 - Mean? - Yeah. 345 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,502 This is what I meant. This. 346 00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:37,671 Like, to see you. 347 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:39,798 See if anything was there. 348 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,342 The last thing I need is 349 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,846 getting my heart broken again because you're curious, Chris. 350 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:47,931 Right. 351 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,599 You really hurt me. 352 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:51,893 I'm sorry. 353 00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:57,106 I mean, if I was ever to reconsider things... 354 00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,190 Yeah? 355 00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:00,610 ...I couldn't have somebody fucking around on me all the time. 356 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,570 I wouldn't do that. 357 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,071 - Sure. - I'm serious. 358 00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:06,657 And I couldn't have someone walking out on me 359 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,326 just because they thought I was, like, 360 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,370 criticizing their driving or whatever. 361 00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:12,789 Right. That's bullshit. 362 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,375 Somebody would really have to fucking commit. 363 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:19,879 I don't know. We'd both have to-- 364 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,132 - to think about it, you know? - Yeah. 365 00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:24,925 The last thing I need is you being impulsive 366 00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:26,594 and saying you want this 367 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,846 and then changing your mind three days later, 368 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,307 Chris-Smith-style. 369 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:32,768 Okay. 370 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:34,770 I'll think about it. 371 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,272 I mean, 372 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,274 you know, I guess if all those things were in place, 373 00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:41,902 we could see where we were. 374 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:43,487 Yeah. 375 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,073 I-- I should get back to-- 376 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:52,162 Jerry! 377 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:53,663 Fuck! 378 00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:57,125 Hey, you can't come in here with that stuff! Stop! 379 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,297 Everybody get the fuck on the floor! 380 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,885 The man said, "Down on the motherfucking ground!" 381 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,403 - You okay? - Yeah. 382 00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:35,705 Oh Jesus. 383 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:39,667 Fucking Sons again. 384 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,502 They're gonna kill more people. 385 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:43,796 We, the Sons of Liberty, 386 00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:46,383 are united in fighting our oppressors. 387 00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:53,055 They have ruled all of us under their corrupt thumb 388 00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:55,057 - for long enough. - No, no. 389 00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:57,143 That is why we're gonna continue to destroy 390 00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:59,104 one governmental agency a week 391 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,482 until our demands are met. 392 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,650 Hey, if any of you pigs come closer, 393 00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,570 I swear to God somebody in here is gonna die. 394 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,326 Move quickly but carefully. 395 00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:16,204 This stuff is dangerous. 396 00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,915 You all saw what happened to Jerry out there. 397 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:25,755 Step the fuck back! 398 00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:29,175 I need backup. I need it right now. 399 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:31,010 Everything you got. Step back, lady. 400 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:32,304 ARGUS. 401 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:34,221 - Sorry, ma'am. - What do we know? 402 00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:37,099 A group of them went in, maybe nine or ten, carrying bags. 403 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:39,518 There could be enough cefanalolol explosives in them 404 00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:41,521 - to blow up the whole block. - "Cefanalolol"? 405 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,522 That a real word? 406 00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:45,065 The same as was used to blow up 407 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:46,901 that Housing and Development office last week. 408 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,403 "Housing and Development"? 409 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,446 Chris, I think you should stand down. 410 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,740 I think you might be having a reaction to the blow. 411 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,035 No, I got a little dizzy, shaken up. I'm-- I'm fine. 412 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,119 We got backup on the way, 413 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,704 but it's only gonna take the Sons of Liberty 414 00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:00,081 a few minutes to set up that bomb. 415 00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:01,999 Chris, where are you going? 416 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,002 I'll be back in a minute. I'm fine. 417 00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:06,754 You got a way to your roof? 418 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:08,756 I gotta get these little guys out of here, man, 419 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:09,965 before they blow them all up. 420 00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:11,717 Hey. I'm going to stop that from happening, okay? 421 00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:12,802 I gotta get to your roof. 422 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,846 - It's in there. - Yeah. 423 00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:16,640 Come on, little guy. 424 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:38,745 Oh my God. 425 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:45,376 Hey, you hear something? 426 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,877 Quit freaking out, dude. 427 00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:48,546 I heard something, though. 428 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,007 - Upstairs. - Yeah, then go check it out. 429 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,845 - That guy's Peacemaker, right? - Yeah. 430 00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:58,556 But he ain't wearing his suit. 431 00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,683 No. 432 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:13,280 Wait. 433 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:15,991 What happened? 434 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:27,711 Hey! That's close enough! 435 00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:38,512 Somebody here is gonna die 436 00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:41,307 just looking for an excuse to kill this state-owned bitch! 437 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:42,475 So, just give it to me. 438 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,279 Fuck was that? 439 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:56,489 Brad, you there? 440 00:26:58,575 --> 00:26:59,618 Jim? 441 00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:03,246 Gary, you better go check that out. 442 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:23,266 Yeah, I-- I don't get it. Everyone seems to be-- 443 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:36,988 Just finish it and let's get the fuck out of here. 444 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:00,679 A-- Amy! 445 00:28:24,327 --> 00:28:26,204 Where are you, motherfucker? 446 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,082 I'll fucking kill you. 447 00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:52,272 That's our ride. 448 00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:54,524 Let's go. 449 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:00,405 Let's go! 450 00:29:07,036 --> 00:29:08,288 Should be any minute! 451 00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:05,887 We've waited long enough! We gotta go! Go! Go! 452 00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:08,264 Fuck! 453 00:30:32,121 --> 00:30:33,789 - You stop the bomb? - Fuck yeah! 454 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:36,000 Fucking Chrisper! Yeah! 455 00:30:48,888 --> 00:30:50,181 Best dimension ever. 456 00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:01,483 - You tip off Smith, Economos? - What? No. Me? No. 457 00:31:01,484 --> 00:31:03,610 Then how did he know to have that bird in place? 458 00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:05,821 - Eagly is always there. - Eagly. 459 00:31:05,822 --> 00:31:08,699 - Yeah, read his dossier, dude. - Don't "dude" me. 460 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,617 Your life at ARGUS is hanging by a thread. 461 00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:11,702 Don't blame me. 462 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,662 You didn't even consult me about breaking in. 463 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:15,414 Blame him. I told him about the eagle. 464 00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:17,207 You told me it was a duck. 465 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,334 The fuck I did. Why would I say an eagle is a duck? 466 00:31:19,335 --> 00:31:20,627 A practical joke. 467 00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:22,963 Trying to use my disability against me. 468 00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:25,966 Is it funny? Yeah. Very. 469 00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:27,968 But you almost got Titties killed. 470 00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:29,136 I said eagle. 471 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:30,220 None of this matters. 472 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:32,431 What matters is the dimensional discrepancy 473 00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:34,099 Vega picked up in the house. 474 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:37,020 After the Metropolis incident took out half the city, 475 00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:39,605 these type of threats are ARGUS's top priority. 476 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:43,442 I have every agent in the Northwest on the way to Smith's home now. 477 00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:46,069 And I brought in Red St. Wild here to assist. 478 00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:47,821 How you doing there, sonny boy? 479 00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:50,408 - World's foremost eagle hunter. - Eagle hunter? 480 00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:52,993 - He's gonna kill Eagly? - We can't take chances. 481 00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:55,412 Ain't no one kills a eagle more good than me. 482 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:57,164 Yeah, that's nothing to be proud of. 483 00:31:57,165 --> 00:32:00,001 In what fucking country is hunting eagles even allowed? 484 00:32:00,501 --> 00:32:02,503 For the next few hours, ours. 485 00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:04,546 First, we kill the bird. 486 00:32:04,547 --> 00:32:06,506 And any other eagle in the vicinity? 487 00:32:06,507 --> 00:32:08,509 No, just the bird in the house. 488 00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:11,303 Then we do our best to take Smith alive. 489 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:13,263 I'm sorry, our best? 490 00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:15,140 I know he's your buddy, Economos. 491 00:32:15,141 --> 00:32:17,851 But if he really is in possession of a dimensional portal, 492 00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:19,770 he's not going to see the outside of a prison 493 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:20,938 for the rest of his life. 494 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,147 Are you in or not? 495 00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:24,316 I'm not. Fuck this. 496 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:25,984 - Then you're fired. - I'm in. 497 00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:29,196 But I don't wanna work with some piece of shit eagle killer. 498 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:30,697 - Come on, man. - You don't have to. 499 00:32:30,698 --> 00:32:32,741 I'm partnering you up with our new agent, 500 00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:33,825 Rip Jagger. 501 00:32:33,826 --> 00:32:35,453 Who the fuck is Rip Jagger? 502 00:32:37,705 --> 00:32:38,748 Hey, fatty. 503 00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:40,875 Fuck! 504 00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:21,207 Everything good? 505 00:33:21,874 --> 00:33:23,334 Yeah. Yeah. 506 00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:26,504 Thanks. 507 00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:32,468 You good, man? 508 00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:35,930 Yeah, I'm great. 509 00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:38,850 Dad's just been a little worried, you know? 510 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,688 You've been disappearing even more than usual. 511 00:33:46,649 --> 00:33:47,900 You aren't, like... 512 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,362 taking the pills again or anything? 513 00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:53,823 No. 514 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,830 You know I love you no matter what, right? 515 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:05,334 I mean, I don't say it enough, but... 516 00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:07,712 you're my brother, 517 00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:10,465 and you always will be no matter what you do. 518 00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:14,135 And you can always tell me what's going on. 519 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,057 I really... 520 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:24,437 missed you. 521 00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:28,566 More than you could ever... 522 00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:33,362 You don't gotta miss me, man. I'm right here. 523 00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:35,531 I'm not going anywhere. 524 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,617 I never will go anywhere. 525 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,704 I am now and always will be your big brother. 526 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:45,500 I love you, buddy. 527 00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:49,462 You did good today. 528 00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:36,504 Sleep well. 36703

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