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Daniel, um, Lexi... Lexi's not home right now.

Um, I'm actually not, uh, I'm not here to see Lexi.

Well, there really isn't any reason for you to be here then, is there?

I'll tell her you came by.

Hey, uh, can... Please just... Can I just come in and, like, just talk to you

for a few minutes?

Please?

Xander, you're a really nice boy, and I like you a lot.

But what happened the other day can never happen again. So there's no use

talking about it, thinking about it, or God forbid, telling anybody about it.

Never again.

Why not?

I think you know the reason why.

I don't believe that you don't have feelings for me.

Xander, it has nothing to do with that.

It has everything to do with that.

I mean, I want to know if you have feelings for me.

See?

Can't even say it.

See?

Why can't you just say no?

Because I can't.

Darling, you're home early.

I'm not really home. I just forgot my track shoes.

I can't exactly run in these heels.

Oh, there they are.

Oh, cool.

You know what? I'll get them. No hurry.

Here you go, darling.

Thanks. Hi. Mom, are you okay?

Everything is fine.

Okay. Oh, by the way, if Xander calls... Don't tell him what time I'll be home.

Okay, darling, but don't I ask why?

He's been acting really weird lately, and I think I'm ready to move on.

I've got a date with someone else tonight, but I don't want to start drama

Xander yet.

I think I'll just cover my bets and see which guy I like better.

Wow, that's not a very nice thing to do to someone, Lexi.

Mom, come on.

He's a guy.

He's probably doing the same thing to me right now.

Well, better get going. Don't want to be late. Thanks, Mom.

I'll see you later. Bye.

Oh, man.

That was a close call.

It was too close.

Xander, you should probably go.

Yeah.

Probably don't really want your, uh...

Daughter's rejects, so... Yeah, let's go.

Excuse me.

Xander.

Wait.

I'm sorry.

About this.

About Lexi.

About everything.

You're a wonderful young man.

And you're gonna do a lot better.

You will. I promise.

Yeah, I guess you're probably right.

Well, I have been prospecting the neighbor over here. The brunette.

Right over here.

Pamela.

Pamela?

Pamela's old enough to be your mother.

Okay, so what?

You're going to ask Pamela to go out with you on a date?

Maybe.

That's just the worst idea I've ever heard.

Really? All I seem to have are bad ideas. I mean, Lexi, you,

Pamela.

I mean... I don't want to see you with Pamela.

Why not?

Come on.

I just don't.

You know what? I'm gonna make you a deal.

I'm gonna count to ten and if in that ten seconds you can't tell me why going

out with Pamela is a bad idea, then I'm just gonna go to Pamela's.

Oh wait, you know what? I'm gonna make it a little easier on you. I'm gonna

close my eyes so that I can't look at you and make you nervous or anything.

So I'm gonna close my eyes and I'm gonna start counting.

1, 2, 3,

4, 5,

6,

7,

8.

um um

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh.

oh oh oh

Mm -hmm.

Oh, God.

Hello.

um um

Bye. Bye.

We'll go back.

How excited you made me.

Thank you.

Oh.

mm -hmm

Yes.

Mm -hmm.

Oh!

Yes, right there, please.

Holy shit.