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This is the beautiful, the vivacious, the legendary Nina Hartley.

Nina Hartley, it is my honor and privilege to have you in front of this

here today.

In our motion picture, you've got a mother thing coming, Volume 2 from Zero

Tolerance Entertainment.

Now, enough of that. Can we please see your body?

Man,

they're just awesome.

Yeah. They're worth the price of admission.

They really are. And you must be this tall to ride.

Absolutely. Yeah. That's some quality stuff.

So let's talk about why you're a legend.

Well, I'm a legend because I take a really mean dick. I fuck the girls

than anybody else. And I like what I do.

And I think that pretty much sums it up. I'm a freak. I'm an actualist. I look

like a librarian, but inside of me pumps the heart of a sex freak.

And I like porn because, A, that's where the naked women were.

You know, I'm calculating where can I find the greatest percentage of naked

chicks who fuck me.

Like if you were a fat person, you'd go work at Dunkin' Donuts.

Exactly, exactly.

You'd find the greatest percentage of things. Donuts to eat, to get fat on.

Porn is full of naked women. And they fuck you. And they don't call.

And they don't call.

And you don't have to hear about their relationship problems.

And you don't have to tell them you love them.

And you don't have to have dinner with them. You come to the set. It's so

awesome. It's a fucking great scam. This is what happens. They hire me.

And I come to the set. And there's Susie.

And she's already naked.

And I just get to fuck her. I don't have to say, so, what do you like? What's

your sign?

So, you know, come here often. No, she's here to fuck me.

How did that happen? So, yeah. And then the dick thing, you know, let's face it.

I like fucking dick too.

Who doesn't?

You. Besides you. No, not so much. But I love, so the reason I love, I'm a

legend because I've been here long enough. Everyone's grown up with me now.

There's that problem there. But also.

I really like what I do, and I think it shows.

I like fucking the guys and girls. I like not having to be in a relationship.

like the fact that we come to work, we do our stuff, we go home.

Yes. I like that. Now, have you found over the past few years, though, with

explosion of the popularity of the older woman genre?

This must be like the second coming for you now. Oh, it's fucking awesome. For

the longest time, people thought I was retired, but I'm not. I never have

retired. I love the older woman cougar mills, mature, seasoned, whatever,

because the boomer generation is the biggest one in the country, and so

going to want to look at people like themselves.

It creeps some guys out to be lusting after women who are their daughter's

That's weird and creepy.

And, hey.

I like to work. I like to work. And if there's a niche for me now, fuck yeah.

And we're happy that there is. Me too.

You're working with a lot of younger men. I am. I am.

Because we get a MILF and a DILF together, then you're skating the

porn thing and people aren't into that. I think you just made up DILF right now,

but that's okay.

No, there is a DILF line. Really?

Dad's. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so as it turns out, since most of the men in the business are younger than

me, it ends up being a MILF. cougar situation but actually i'm here i'm i'm

here nina the milf i'm here nina the nina right i'm still nina hartley i'm

same person inside as i was 25 when i started the packaging has changed but uh

the boys are actually getting cuter and cuter the boy the average guy now is

better looking than the average guy was when i started you know when i began

business the good -looking guys were randy west who's god rest his soul still

damn good -looking randy west billy d Peter North and John Leslie, those are

ones that actually kept their bodies looking nice. Now there are lots of good

-looking guys in the business.

Like this one.

Yes. This is, I just met him an hour and a half, 90 minutes ago. Do you care so

much what his name is?

I barely believe his name is Jenner. That's what they told me at the office,

that his name was Jenner.

And I like it, but I don't.

know him. So it's really, it's strange, but it's safe. I never was one to pick

up guys in bars because I don't know you, but here I don't have to know him

because he's been vetted and I'm not going to end up dead in a ditch and life

good. Well, actually, that's not entirely true. Well, not for him.

I'm kidding.

Jenner, what's your first impression of Nina Hartley, who you've never had sex

with before? Is it true?

That's true. That's true. Like a Hanukkah gift.

He's got nice, strong hands, ladies. He's got those pretty blue eyes.

Wow. He's got, ooh.

He's touching my cookie.

I'm going to give you a really big secret about pussy, people at home.

Every girl's got one. Shh, don't tell. Don't tell.

Clever hand he has.

Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki.

I'm going to keep that as a butt finger, right?

Just like that.

I do. Oh, I like your nice, strong hand. Oh, I like that. That feels good.

I like that, too.

Oh, nice.

That's good.

That's good for me.

Don't you want to get climbing?

Not for me.

that view?

I see your cock on my pussy from up there.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Oh, fuck that.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Ooh, yeah, that's it.

Yes! Fuck, it's good. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha.

Mm -hmm. Ha, ha.

Ooh, ooh.

Ooh, ah.

Fuck, yeah.

Yeah, yes!

Oh, my God. Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Right there?

Right there?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm going to do a little booty shake and see if it works.

Ooh, that's better than my clay gun.

It falls deep to me, darling.

Fucking in my ass.