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This is the beautiful, the vivacious,
the legendary Nina Hartley.
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Nina Hartley, it is my honor and
privilege to have you in front of this
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here today.
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In our motion picture, you've got a
mother thing coming, Volume 2 from Zero
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Tolerance Entertainment.
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Now, enough of that. Can we please see
your body?
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Man,
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they're just awesome.
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Yeah. They're worth the price of
admission.
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They really are. And you must be this
tall to ride.
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Absolutely. Yeah. That's some quality
stuff.
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So let's talk about why you're a legend.
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Well, I'm a legend because I take a
really mean dick. I fuck the girls
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than anybody else. And I like what I do.
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And I think that pretty much sums it up.
I'm a freak. I'm an actualist. I look
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like a librarian, but inside of me pumps
the heart of a sex freak.
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And I like porn because, A, that's where
the naked women were.
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You know, I'm calculating where can I
find the greatest percentage of naked
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chicks who fuck me.
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Like if you were a fat person, you'd go
work at Dunkin' Donuts.
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Exactly, exactly.
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You'd find the greatest percentage of
things. Donuts to eat, to get fat on.
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Porn is full of naked women. And they
fuck you. And they don't call.
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And they don't call.
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And you don't have to hear about their
relationship problems.
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And you don't have to tell them you love
them.
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And you don't have to have dinner with
them. You come to the set. It's so
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awesome. It's a fucking great scam. This
is what happens. They hire me.
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And I come to the set. And there's
Susie.
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And she's already naked.
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And I just get to fuck her. I don't have
to say, so, what do you like? What's
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your sign?
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So, you know, come here often. No, she's
here to fuck me.
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How did that happen? So, yeah. And then
the dick thing, you know, let's face it.
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I like fucking dick too.
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Who doesn't?
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You. Besides you. No, not so much. But I
love, so the reason I love, I'm a
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legend because I've been here long
enough. Everyone's grown up with me now.
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There's that problem there. But also.
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I really like what I do, and I think it
shows.
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I like fucking the guys and girls. I
like not having to be in a relationship.
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like the fact that we come to work, we
do our stuff, we go home.
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Yes. I like that. Now, have you found
over the past few years, though, with
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explosion of the popularity of the older
woman genre?
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This must be like the second coming for
you now. Oh, it's fucking awesome. For
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the longest time, people thought I was
retired, but I'm not. I never have
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retired. I love the older woman cougar
mills, mature, seasoned, whatever,
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because the boomer generation is the
biggest one in the country, and so
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going to want to look at people like
themselves.
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It creeps some guys out to be lusting
after women who are their daughter's
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That's weird and creepy.
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And, hey.
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I like to work. I like to work. And if
there's a niche for me now, fuck yeah.
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And we're happy that there is. Me too.
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You're working with a lot of younger
men. I am. I am.
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Because we get a MILF and a DILF
together, then you're skating the
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porn thing and people aren't into that.
I think you just made up DILF right now,
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but that's okay.
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No, there is a DILF line. Really?
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Dad's. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And so as it turns out, since most of
the men in the business are younger than
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me, it ends up being a MILF. cougar
situation but actually i'm here i'm i'm
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here nina the milf i'm here nina the
nina right i'm still nina hartley i'm
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same person inside as i was 25 when i
started the packaging has changed but uh
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the boys are actually getting cuter and
cuter the boy the average guy now is
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better looking than the average guy was
when i started you know when i began
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business the good -looking guys were
randy west who's god rest his soul still
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damn good -looking randy west billy d
Peter North and John Leslie, those are
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ones that actually kept their bodies
looking nice. Now there are lots of good
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-looking guys in the business.
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Like this one.
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Yes. This is, I just met him an hour and
a half, 90 minutes ago. Do you care so
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much what his name is?
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I barely believe his name is Jenner.
That's what they told me at the office,
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that his name was Jenner.
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And I like it, but I don't.
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know him. So it's really, it's strange,
but it's safe. I never was one to pick
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up guys in bars because I don't know
you, but here I don't have to know him
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because he's been vetted and I'm not
going to end up dead in a ditch and life
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good. Well, actually, that's not
entirely true. Well, not for him.
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I'm kidding.
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Jenner, what's your first impression of
Nina Hartley, who you've never had sex
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with before? Is it true?
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That's true. That's true. Like a
Hanukkah gift.
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He's got nice, strong hands, ladies.
He's got those pretty blue eyes.
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Wow. He's got, ooh.
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He's touching my cookie.
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I'm going to give you a really big
secret about pussy, people at home.
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Every girl's got one. Shh, don't tell.
Don't tell.
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Clever hand he has.
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Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki.
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I'm going to keep that as a butt finger,
right?
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Just like that.
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I do. Oh, I like your nice, strong hand.
Oh, I like that. That feels good.
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I like that, too.
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Oh, nice.
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That's good.
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That's good for me.
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Don't you want to get climbing?
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Not for me.
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that view?
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I see your cock on my pussy from up
there.
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Yeah.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Oh, fuck that.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah. Ooh, yeah, that's it.
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Yes! Fuck, it's good. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha.
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Mm -hmm. Ha, ha.
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Ooh, ooh.
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Ooh, ah.
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Fuck, yeah.
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Yeah, yes!
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Oh, my God. Oh, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Right there?
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Right there?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to do a little booty shake and
see if it works.
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Ooh, that's better than my clay gun.
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It falls deep to me, darling.
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Fucking in my ass.
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