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Now, a lot has been said about the plight of women who are stuck at home

to do kitchen chores and cooking and cleaning and all those kinds of things.

But I'm here to tell you I don't mind it. Why is that?

Well, because I get to be home alone with no one to bother me.

Here by myself with my evil little thoughts.

and my horny little self, and some company, such as

you all.

So what is a lonely, bored housewife to do

when hubby's away at work, and I'm left here

to clean the kitchen? It's such hard work.

I've got to dry the plates.

That's hard work, I know. Don't you feel bad for me?

I have to wipe down all of these counters. I know, and I have to

reach all these corners. It's just such hard work.

What is a girl to do with herself?

And then, of course, it gets so hot in the kitchen.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Well, I say if you can't stand the heat, get out of your clothes.

You know what I'm saying?

I thought you did.

Ooh, I feel better already.

Ah,

yes, now they can breathe.

Oh, okay. I'll do it for you.

Yes, I know. You like to bathe in boobies. They feel good, too.

I'm still a little overheated. I think I should probably take off a little more

clothing. Don't you think?

You wish you were my panties now.

Almost as good as being my bicycle seat.

Oh, I feel much better. Now about that counter clicking.

Oh, goodness gracious.

All the way down here. It's like yoga.

So I said, who needs a housekeeper? Nice yoga.

Stretch.

And rub.

Rubbing nice, hard, smooth.

Give girls ideas.

Hard and smooth.

Hard and smooth. What could I think of that's hard and smooth?

That'd be you, huh?

I thought so.

Are you touching yourself, really?

I hope so, because I hate masturbating.

masturbate with God company.

Okay,

I'll show you my ass again.

Wow. You really do know how to be persistent, don't you?

Oh.

Goodness gracious.

I wish you were here.

I'd have you put your mouth on it and suck all my pussy flesh into your mouth.

Yes, I would.

Yes, I would.

I think the time has come to lose the shoes.

What do you think?

Isn't pussy amazing? I think so, too.

Nice and pink.

Winking at you.

You stroking it too?

Oh, I'm so glad.

Sorry, I can't stalk on it, but you're there, and I'm here, and there's that

screen problem.

I'll let you in on something.

This goes back at least a hundred years, if not longer.

There used to be a time.

When women would go to the doctor for the hysterical cure, and one

of the things they would do is use water on you -know -what.

I know, I know.

It was to calm her down and cure

the hysteria.

But they used cold water.

Luckily, we live in America.

I'm going to have hot running water.

That's what I'm going to do with this.

A little warmer.

Yeah. I want to get at least as warm as pussy.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I thought so.

Ooh, this is so good.

I feel like jacking off in the shower. I know you do that.

Nothing feels better than water.

Yes.

Oh,

it's so good. Oh, my God.

Oh,

you're good at your mouth.

It's going to have to do.

Wow.

Let's not bring a cookie, huh?

Get your fingers in there.

Imagine how that would feel on your cock.

Very tight and very, very tight.

Wow.

little short stroke to do this to the head of your cock. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yeah,

it's really great.

Okay.

You want to see me go?

A little more water pressure. That's it. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, yeah. Get really

close. Oh, fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

That's really intense.

Oh, my God.

I'll go get you a towel now. I think you'll probably need one too.

Oh my God, that was wild.

Thanks for having me on that in so long.

So thanks for being here today.