Original subtitles

Previously, on That 70s Hoe.

Jackie? Hi?

Oh,

what?

How are those cookies coming along?

Just fine, Red.

You didn't let Eric near the dispatch, did you?

No, Red. I was hoping you would provide the cream this time.

Kitty, you know I've been working late at the muffler shop.

Well, I brought your paychecks into my muffler shop.

Now, Kitty, what does that even mean?

It means I still have needs, Red.

I have needs too, Kitty.

Like the need for some cookies that aren't covered in my son's jizz.

Dumbass. Oh, Rick, go sleep on the couch or something.

Hey, Rick.

Hey, Ms. Coleman.

Have you seen Jackie?

Uh, she left with Fez a little while ago.

My girlfriend, Jackie?

Oh, come on. How am I supposed to get everything straight?

You young people just change partners like musical chairs.

So, uh, have you seen Lori around?

Oh, Kelso, you better not be going after my daughter.

No. No.

Of course not, Miss Foreman.

Good, because I've seen enough penitents for the day, and I don't intend to see

any more.

We've been really good.

Huh. If I have sex with Miss Foreman, I could get back at both Jackie and Lori

for having sex with everyone.

Take these cookies. I'll bring some milk.

Yeah.

Here you go.

This cookie is delicious.

Oh, thank you so much.

Hey, may I say, you look wonderful in that dress.

Really? This whole thing?

I was just telling Red the other day that my sex drive is food -a -roost.

Really?

You seem overworked.

Please, have a seat.

Maybe I give you a foot massage.

Oh, would that feel good?

Oh, I don't mind if I do.

I know you're on your feet all the time. Yes, I am cooking for everybody.

On your feet, like foot massages.

Mmm,

mmm. That was informative.

Did you dance in this for me? I

wish Red would talk to me like

that. Really?

Oh, you're in great shape.

Eric has the nicest friends.

Yes,

it does.

Red never does this to you?

Oh, he would not hit him on the head.

Oh, goodness.

You know, they say a woman's sex drive goes up, but I think Red has forgotten

where it goes.

Really?

Oh, goodness. Maybe I can help you.

Oh, well, you're helping quite a lot right now.

Oh, goodness.

Yeah.

Rehearsal.

Oh my word.

I don't know the last time I had one of those.

Fred hasn't been paying much attention, you know. He's working all the time.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, yes.

Oh, goodness.

Yes.

Oh, my.

Oh, goodness.

Oh, my.

Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my.

Oh,

oh, oh.

Oh, goodness.

Oh, goodness.

Oh, goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, oh.

Don't I get to return the favor?

Oh, goodness.

Oh,

goodness.

I don't have a cookie. Do you have something else for me? Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my.

It's been a long time.

Since I've seen something that pretty.

Oh, high five. Never see one again.

Oh, my.

Oh,

boy. That feels so good.

So good.

Oh, yeah. Oh my goodness.

I've been so long.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh,

goodness. Oh, goodness.

Oh, goodness.

Oh, goodness. Oh, goodness.

Oh, goodness. Oh, goodness.

Oh, goodness. Oh, goodness.

Oh, goodness.

taking me out for a spin, you know.

Oh, goodness.

Oh, oh, oh. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh.

No.

Look at this naughty boy. Oh, really?

Elsa, you're such a naughty boy. Oh, my.

Look at these girls teaching these kids these things.

This is the lightest light in my school.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Please give me a little moment to see if I have one.

Why? I can't do any other parts.

I know. I got you.

Right there.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my.

Oh,

yeah. This is so good.

Oh, naughty.

Naughty. I do.

I didn't know, but I do.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, my!

Oh, my!

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh,

my goodness.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

You have my titty. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. Oh, yes.

Oh, you're so strong.

You're so great.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh my goodness, that's amazing.

Thank you.

Oh, fuck, that's good. Oh, goodness.

What are you doing to me? Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

I have so many. Do

you have any at all?

No. You can't go without it, right?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

that's really good.

You have a big

cock.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mom? What does it look like I'm doing, Eric?

You're embarrassing me.

Did another one of these dumbasses get their crumb all over the cookies?