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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:22,814 Oh, never mind! 4 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:35,744 The pillbox hat... 5 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:39,414 That's OK. 6 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,210 Yeah, that's pretty good. 7 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:48,090 Zoé, what are you wearing? 8 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,050 No time. 9 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:51,969 It'll have to do. 10 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:53,512 Perfect. 11 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:55,097 There. 12 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:57,182 Mum. 13 00:00:58,225 --> 00:00:59,184 Mum! 14 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:03,605 - I hate it when you do that. - Do what? 15 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:08,318 No, Zoé, really! 16 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:11,697 - It's not a fancy-dress party. - I can dress up too! 17 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,452 OK, let's go. 18 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,871 He'll be waiting. Stop messing about! 19 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:29,590 You had plenty of time to put your dress on. 20 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:37,598 - I'm here. - Don't hurry, whatever you do! 21 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,851 - I lost track of time. - You should have thought! 22 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,186 - Gently! - Don't worry. 23 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,188 If we miss Vincent again... 24 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:48,358 We won't. These things always run late. 25 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,902 You've got another jacket, right? 26 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,489 Hold your mum a second. 27 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:55,991 Don't move. 28 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:58,493 Zoé, don't make us late. Come on! 29 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:02,205 Shut the door. 30 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,292 Stop stressing me out. 31 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:09,004 Arielle! 32 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,048 It's OK, she's getting up. 33 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,008 Shit, shit, shit! 34 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:15,177 She was going too fast. 35 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:17,929 You're a maniac, driving like a twat! 36 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,765 Don't start shouting at me! 37 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:22,351 - Can't you be careful? - I was. 38 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:25,062 Do you think you're in the Grand Prix? 39 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:26,813 Don't shout at me! 40 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:19,116 A BUN IN THE OVEN 41 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,809 Hurry up! 42 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:18,383 It's OK. 43 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:22,637 Got it! Well, if you know that it's a submarine. 44 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,152 Are you OK? Nicole? 45 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:41,448 Couldn't you have been on time, just once in my life? 46 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,229 Come on... 47 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,732 I hate it when you sulk. 48 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:19,611 I said sorry. What more can I do? 49 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,196 I can't stop the submarine. 50 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:24,866 I realise that we've missed everything with Vincent. 51 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:26,868 Oh, come on. 52 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,119 Yes, really. 53 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,120 Look... 54 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:31,832 His first steps, I was in the garage. 55 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:35,544 His first school play, I was on a training course in Mulhouse. 56 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,963 He broke his arm at holiday camp. 57 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,175 We even missed his wedding. 58 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,427 - His wedding! - It was in Tahiti. 59 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:47,347 And he got divorced three months later. 60 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:49,474 I even missed his birth. 61 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,810 I was under general anaesthetic. 62 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,855 He'll end up thinking we do it on purpose. 63 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:58,441 Don't you have any ketchup? This is really dry. 64 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:01,695 Arielle, can't you eat with everyone else? 65 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,029 I was on the phone. 66 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,282 There are Flanbys! 67 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,200 - Want one? - Yeah! 68 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,786 - "Yes"! - Old Mother Time, a Flanby? 69 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:11,121 Yeah! 70 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,290 "Yes"! 71 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,917 Switch the TV off. School tomorrow. 72 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,919 That'll be hard, it's Fort Boyard . 73 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:19,170 It rhymes! 74 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:20,797 Shit, I'm late! 75 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:23,133 I've gotta go. 76 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,426 Bye, everyone. 77 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,642 And you say nothing? 78 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,606 This place isn't a hotel. 79 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,275 She needs to take some responsibility. 80 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,152 That reminds me... 81 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:46,364 Parks and Gardens have job vacancies. 82 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:47,699 What do you think? 83 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,534 - Shall I mention you? - Me? 84 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:50,827 - Yes. - Why? 85 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,078 About a job. 86 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:54,915 You know I don't have green fingers. 87 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:57,876 It's only the motorway. 88 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:03,423 Those lawnmowers are tractors. Wouldn't you like to drive one? 89 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,135 I dunno. 90 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:10,639 I do, Jean-Pierre. You've been out of work for two years. 91 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:12,599 That's not just a break. 92 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,100 Show some ambition! 93 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,393 Ambition, OK, 94 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,188 but mowing weeds on the motorway 95 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,273 doesn't get me hard. 96 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:24,778 I'm not asking you to get a hard-on, just to earn some money. 97 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:28,365 To take some responsibility. Christ! 98 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,867 Things here have to change. 99 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,911 Is that for me? 100 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,247 No, J-P. 101 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:19,791 - No, I'm really knackered. - Me too. 102 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,211 And my guts are playing up. 103 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:25,255 I won't kiss you on the mouth. 104 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:36,933 All right, then. 105 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:40,812 But turn the light off so you can't see the weight I've put on. 106 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:45,316 Your skin drives me wild! 107 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:51,865 Stop it, that hurts. 108 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,241 It hurts. 109 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:55,035 Ouch! 110 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,245 Pack that in! 111 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,332 They're breasts, not modelling clay! 112 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:02,625 Sorry. 113 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,836 This menopause is a pain. 114 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:06,755 I'm hot, I'm cold, 115 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:10,675 my breasts are about to explode, I keep wanting to cry... 116 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,428 It's worse than being pregnant. 117 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,972 Except that I also felt sick all the time. 118 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,352 Jean-Pierre. 119 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,484 Oh, no! 120 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,634 No. 121 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,811 So, how old are you? 122 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,687 Forty-nine. 123 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:06,898 Still... 124 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:10,610 - It might be a false positive. - Does that happen? 125 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:11,611 No. 126 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:13,863 False negatives do, 127 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,533 but a false positive... never. 128 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,703 But in medicine things never happen until one day they do. 129 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,498 Well, let's have a look, shall we? 130 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,709 What if it's cancer? 131 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:30,338 Pregnancy tests don't detect cancer. 132 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:31,798 It'd be well known. 133 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,050 But... until the day it does happen? 134 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,594 Come on, Mrs Payan. 135 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,228 Now, then... 136 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,774 Don't worry. 137 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:52,819 Menopause and pregnancy symptoms are very similar. 138 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,535 Doctor. 139 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,454 What is it? I can take it. 140 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,290 It's an embryo. 141 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,457 A foetus, really. 142 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:11,963 Oh, shit! 143 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,715 The stress! 144 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,550 - Everything's OK. - No! 145 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,971 - It's so big! - Yes. 146 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,229 What a stupid bitch! 147 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,191 Fucking shit bollocks! 148 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,008 At last! 149 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,719 Don't make that face. 150 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:03,389 Especially when you're lucky enough to do this great job. 151 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,937 Are you OK, Nicole? 152 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:19,739 Hello. 153 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,201 5 euros 20, please. 154 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,912 - Would you like a receipt? - Yes, please. 155 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:29,749 Drive carefully. 156 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,005 Hello, madam! 157 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,423 There you go. 158 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,051 I have the exact sum. 159 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,012 Stop it, Jean-Pierre. 160 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,015 I can't pick you up tonight. 161 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,809 Why not? 162 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,395 General meeting. They go on for hours. 163 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:52,605 You still poorly? 164 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:56,609 Tonight, go to bed early. 165 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,653 Don't wait up for me. 166 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,738 And eat nothing but rice. 167 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,156 All right? 168 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,454 Are you sure you'll be OK? You look all... 169 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,748 Yeah, I'm fine. 170 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,876 Hey, I'm talking to my wife! 171 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,004 Miserable sod! 172 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,132 Jean-Pierre! 173 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,051 Hello, madam. 174 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,476 Then Véro said, "Cut me some slack." 175 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,604 - That's Véro for you! - Who's Pierrot? 176 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:34,897 Véro, not Pierrot. 177 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:36,232 My ex. 178 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,609 It's in one ear, out the other. 179 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,070 - Did I know Véro? - Yes. 180 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,197 Zoé, slippers! 181 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,490 No, Toussaint! 182 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,285 I told you not to. It's not good for her. 183 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,371 On the contrary, it does me good. 184 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,499 - Right, Toussaint, it does me good? - But, Mum... 185 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,587 - It's not what Dr Samaille said. - Don't worry, Nicole. 186 00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,715 - It was just a drop. - To help my pills go down. 187 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:01,549 Exactly! 188 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:07,013 Well, she's been to the physio. 189 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,724 - He seemed pleased with her. - Thanks. 190 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:14,395 I can't change my hours because my boss has done a "management" course. 191 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,482 No, I told you, I don't want paying. 192 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:20,401 Anyway, we had fun today. Right, Mamilette? 193 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,196 Yo, Mamilette! 194 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,199 Thanks for Zoé too. 195 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,618 That's a pleasure too. 196 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,996 Earth calling Mamilette! Earth calling... 197 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,874 Hello there! She's back. 198 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,502 Yes, Nicole's back. You saw her. 199 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:40,254 - Yes, yes... - Yes, Nicole is back. 200 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,217 Her absences are more frequent. 201 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,761 Arielle's? You're right about that. 202 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,304 No, your mum's. 203 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,891 Why do you say that? No! 204 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,811 I don't think so. She's just getting deafer. 205 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,563 No, no, it keeps happening. 206 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,233 It's like a bug. She's fine and then... 207 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,445 Haven't you noticed? 208 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,950 Not feeling so good, eh? 209 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:11,828 No. 210 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,955 I'm just a bit tired. 211 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:18,126 How can you be tired at your age? 212 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,962 Well, her hearing's fine. 213 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,673 Right, I'm off. 214 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,050 Try to get some rest. 215 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,677 See you, Wonder Woman! 216 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,971 See you, little toady! 217 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,021 What? 218 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,274 I bumped into Popelier. 219 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,151 The federation guy? 220 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,402 No, the baker! 221 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,780 Of course the federation guy! 222 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:51,200 - They need a sport academy coach. - Yeah, so? 223 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,786 So... I mentioned you. 224 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,330 Stop mentioning me to everyone. 225 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,665 Come on, Jacky. 226 00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:00,251 For the sport academy? Are you stupid? 227 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:03,463 They'll want someone young without any baggage. 228 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,466 Do you have baggage? You don't have a job. 229 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,301 That's just it. 230 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,804 Nicole wants me to try for Parks and Gardens. 231 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,181 Shit! 232 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,226 Parks and Gardens? Are you serious? 233 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:21,522 I thought I was talking to J-P Payan, the great French hope. Too bad! 234 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,151 That was in 1979. The "hope" is a bit faded. 235 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,905 Stop putting yourself down! 236 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,116 Your youngsters are the best in the region. 237 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,451 Popelier knows that. 238 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,329 That's all because of you. 239 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,789 Get paid for doing it, at least! 240 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:41,626 Honestly... 241 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,505 Just believe and you'll get them on the podium. 242 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,507 You think so? 243 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,050 Of course I do! 244 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,386 We all do. Imagine the publicity for the club. 245 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,555 Jean-Pierre Payan is back! 246 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,432 Come on, let me dream. 247 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,854 Are you coming? 248 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,231 Yeah. 249 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,947 Really? 250 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,741 You two still do it? 251 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,327 I shouldn't have told you. 252 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,960 Can I have an aperitif? 253 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,462 To celebrate. 254 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,508 I'll give you eau de Cologne! 255 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,302 Keep it to yourself. He doesn't know. 256 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,597 Well, I never! 257 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,349 I'm trusting you. 258 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,644 Now hang on, Nicole... 259 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,314 You're too old to bring up a kid. 260 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,316 Thanks! 261 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,404 My gynaecologist fiddled with the dates, 262 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,782 but I still only have two days in which to decide. 263 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,409 Two days. 264 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:58,786 That or Holland. 265 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,789 It's up to 5 months there. 266 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:05,001 Not that I'll wait that long. 267 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:06,794 Fuck me, Holland! 268 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,255 It's such a cool country. 269 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:11,882 Here's an idea. 270 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:13,926 Take your time, 271 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,304 carefully think it over, 272 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,222 let the two days go by, 273 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:19,807 or whatever... 274 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,518 And I'll take you. 275 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,106 A little trip to Amsterdam with your colleague. 276 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,276 To think I was worried about the menopause. 277 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,573 - You shouldn't really. - It won't do me any harm. 278 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,825 Yeah, but it costs twelve euros. 279 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,001 Hang on... 280 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:50,379 The oldest pregnant woman in the world! 281 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:51,839 Wicked! 282 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,424 Well, I'm not. 283 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,217 She was German, I think. 284 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:56,844 65 years old. 285 00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,512 Quadruplets. 286 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,931 You're way off! 287 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,018 Right, back to work. 288 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,066 But... 289 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:53,317 the father? 290 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,861 Don't start that again! 291 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,532 You asked that about Vincent and about Arielle. 292 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,077 - You think I'm a slag? - No, but... 293 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,578 "No, but..." 294 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:06,747 The father! 295 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:10,918 I didn't know that it was possible, that we could still... 296 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,628 Neither did I. 297 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,547 I thought... 298 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,090 Yes. 299 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,218 Me too. I thought... 300 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,346 Even... 301 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,056 Yes. 302 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,309 - This is shit. - Yeah. 303 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,020 Yeah. 304 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:35,651 I'm hungry. 305 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:37,862 We don't say anything. 306 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,238 Right? 307 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,438 I don't want it. 308 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,066 I don't want this baby. 309 00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:00,444 But I don't want an abortion. 310 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,989 I just don't want to be pregnant. 311 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,956 Clara, if you don't mind? 312 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:15,751 Not bad, 313 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,254 but arms straighter, OK? 314 00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:19,338 Good. 315 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,842 No, you haven't heard too? 316 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,138 - And? - And what? 317 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:29,598 We're in the shit. 318 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,434 If it's too late for an abortion here, 319 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,020 we can borrow Toussaint's ambulance. 320 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:36,856 Maya! 321 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,236 Not bad, but hold your tummy in. 322 00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:44,196 Yeah, OK, great. 323 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:45,781 And she agrees? 324 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:46,740 Wait. 325 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:49,869 She doesn't want to be pregnant, she doesn't want this baby. 326 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,371 Why am I discussing this with you? 327 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,456 Come on now, concentrate. 328 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,212 More of a bounce. 329 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,006 What if I adopt it? 330 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,341 - I could adopt it. - Adopt it? 331 00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:07,344 To keep it in the family. Shall I suggest it? 332 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:10,973 I'm starting to think your gran is the sanest of you all. 333 00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:13,809 - I'm just trying to help. - Yeah, thanks! 334 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,395 - Can't I even joke? - It's hilarious! 335 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,439 Lili, move back a step. 336 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,566 That's it. Now go. 337 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:26,113 Wipe-out! 338 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:27,740 Again. 339 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:30,492 And you, get out! I can't concentrate. 340 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:33,537 Next. 341 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,000 - Mummy! - Zozo! 342 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:42,504 All right, sweetie? 343 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,381 Ms Payan, can I have a word? 344 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,967 Sorry, no time. And it's not my fault. 345 00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:48,469 Come on. 346 00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:50,220 It's never your family's fault! 347 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:54,683 Cool! I'm going to have a little brother! 348 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,937 No. I'm going to have a little brother. 349 00:23:58,312 --> 00:23:59,897 So what am I going to have? 350 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,273 A cousin? 351 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,275 Eh, Mummy? 352 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,110 No. 353 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,654 He'll be your uncle. 354 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:08,197 A baby uncle? 355 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:13,160 I didn't know grans could be pregnant. 356 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:14,912 Nobody knew. 357 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,624 Mummy, can you let me down? 358 00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:23,128 Mummy! 359 00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:30,386 Stop it, Zozo! 360 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:07,339 Jean-Pierre Payan, great hope of French gymnastics 361 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:20,352 Look, Nicole, I've thought it over. 362 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,732 Jean-Pierre. 363 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:30,654 I've thought it over. 364 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,617 It has to be an abortion. 365 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,828 It has to be an abortion? 366 00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:40,748 - Is that what you said? - Yes. 367 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:44,251 - I don't want any misunderstanding. - Yes, it's what I said. 368 00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:46,712 I was sure you'd want to keep it. 369 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,130 No. 370 00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:52,593 We're too old. 371 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,512 I can't even bend down to pick up my socks. 372 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:57,556 You never have, anyway. 373 00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:00,350 - I was only saying... - So was I. 374 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:03,395 Anyway, we've made the right decision. 375 00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:07,399 - You don't want me to come? - It'll be easier if you're not there. 376 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,276 - Are you sure? - I'm sure. 377 00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:46,271 Mrs Matthew. 378 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:26,955 That's great! 379 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:28,457 Congrats, J-P! 380 00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:30,417 She's having an abortion. 381 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:34,796 I'm sorry. 382 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:37,758 At their age, it'd be retarded. 383 00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:39,927 The ones they had young aren't masterminds! 384 00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:43,013 Really funny! 385 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:46,308 Go easy with that. It's an abortion, not a birth. 386 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:29,017 Well... 387 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:30,727 - You didn't? - No. 388 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:32,062 - You didn't? - No. 389 00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:36,316 I didn't have an abortion at 15, I'm not going to start at 49. 390 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:38,193 Sorry, I couldn't. 391 00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:39,736 I couldn't. 392 00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:43,448 At one point I thought I could, but no, I still couldn't. 393 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,284 You're inhabited again. 394 00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:49,705 You've got a tenant in your womb. 395 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:51,164 A tenant? 396 00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:53,000 More like a squatter! 397 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:56,545 Arielle, please. 398 00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:00,090 It's mental, though. 399 00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:03,385 I'm the only kid you had at a normal age. 400 00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:06,013 Vincent was our first time, we were 15... 401 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:08,348 And this was the last. 402 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:10,100 You're never touching me again! 403 00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:16,898 - I'm off. - No. 404 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,108 I am. 405 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,444 The doctor told me to rest, 406 00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:21,611 rest, rest. 407 00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:22,988 And not to get upset, 408 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:26,283 which is hard as simply being pregnant upsets me! 409 00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:30,912 I get it! For ninth months we'll be getting it in the neck. 410 00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:32,831 Arielle! 411 00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:35,292 It's six months, not nine. 412 00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:38,045 And I've done all the work for 35 years. 413 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:40,172 Now it's your turn. 414 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:45,802 You were asking for it. 415 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:51,266 So, Holland? 416 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:55,687 Look. 417 00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:58,357 I think it's a sign. 418 00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:02,194 It's not just by chance that this has happened to us now. 419 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:03,904 Do you realise? 420 00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:07,157 I wanted things to change. And they've changed. 421 00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:11,078 - Don't you see that as a sign? - Oh, yes. 422 00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:12,746 A danger sign. 423 00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:14,247 Nicole. 424 00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:17,667 - You're being totally reckless. - Yes, you're right. 425 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,504 And I haven't been that for a long time. 426 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,464 It feels good. 427 00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:53,203 A tenant? Yeah. 428 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:56,790 My tenant. 429 00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:01,128 And you'll see. 430 00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:05,298 The landlady can be a right pain! 431 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,028 - Don't you want any? - I'm not hungry. 432 00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:29,322 You should eat before school. 433 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:32,492 I'll get all the colours out. 434 00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:35,203 You can pick the one you want to eat. 435 00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:39,249 This is beautiful, pink and raspberry-flavoured. 436 00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:42,043 The blue one. 437 00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:42,919 Mummy! 438 00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:50,135 Hi, everyone! 439 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,348 - Hi, Mamilette! - No, Arielle! 440 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:57,684 That's not a nice thing to do. 441 00:32:57,851 --> 00:32:59,311 - Mummy! - Zozo! 442 00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:08,153 No hello for me? 443 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,322 "Hi, everyone!" I said. 444 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:12,908 Have you seen the time? 445 00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:16,578 I'm in time for school. Like a Swiss cuckoo clock! 446 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,497 Have you finished? 447 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,832 Cool! You're already dressed. 448 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:24,127 No, she didn't get undressed last night. 449 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,630 Well, I wasn't here last night. 450 00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,507 I'm just pointing it out. 451 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:30,258 You get home, go out... 452 00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:32,344 This isn't a hotel, you know? 453 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,221 Here we go again! 454 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:38,350 Finish that off and let's go. 455 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:41,311 You're her mother, not her big sister! 456 00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:44,481 - Bollocking time, is it? - Arielle. 457 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:48,568 Zoé can't go to sleep by herself, and she's almost six. 458 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:52,489 Could it be because you go out every night and are never here? 459 00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:54,616 - I think so. - I don't believe this! 460 00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:58,286 Are you a perfect mum? No, you're not, and I'm the proof! 461 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:01,289 After the first two, I wouldn't try a third! 462 00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:11,049 Come on, let's get out of here. 463 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:16,137 - Nicole, what's going on? - Nothing! 464 00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:20,684 Can't I have a nice quiet pregnancy? Is that too much to ask? 465 00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:23,770 Just a nice quiet pregnancy, for once in my life. 466 00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:57,262 Shit! 467 00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:01,516 Want it? 468 00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:28,168 Are you smoking? 469 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:31,630 - No. - There's smoke in your mouth. 470 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:32,964 Because it's cold. 471 00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:35,008 Hurry up, get inside. 472 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:37,135 Well? 473 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:39,220 She's going to be all right. 474 00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:41,765 And it? Will it be all right? 475 00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:44,893 I don't know, they didn't say. 476 00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,897 - What? - You stink of smoke. 477 00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:53,151 A doctor gave it to me, I was just doing him a favour. 478 00:35:57,113 --> 00:35:58,865 It's us. 479 00:35:59,449 --> 00:36:00,742 Hi, champ. 480 00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:07,832 He's fine. 481 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:12,796 I was scared I'd lose him. 482 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:19,886 Sorry. 483 00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:21,596 I was a bitch. 484 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:23,431 Me too. 485 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,225 I was a bit... 486 00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:26,601 silly. 487 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:30,021 But I don't think you've had enough slaps in your life. 488 00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:34,317 One good slap every 27 years is enough! 489 00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:37,278 Here, some choccies. 490 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:40,448 My little frog! 491 00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:45,662 Telling him some secrets? 492 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,959 She's not yet four months pregnant 493 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:53,044 but her blood pressure is high. 494 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,505 She's at risk of eclampsia, 495 00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:58,174 which could cause a coma or a heart attack. 496 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:01,136 We'll be keeping her in for observation. 497 00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:03,847 She needs rest. And we'll do an amniocentesis. 498 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,976 You mean there's a chance, I mean a risk, that the baby... 499 00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:10,895 The ultrasound scan looks good. It's the protocol. 500 00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:13,773 But whatever happens, 501 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:16,568 she must not be subjected to any more stress. 502 00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:20,321 Not even the tiniest amount. It's too dangerous. 503 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:22,741 Is that clear? 504 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,492 - Yeah, absolutely. - Don't worry. 505 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:26,202 It'll be fine. 506 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:28,997 Thanks, Doctor. 507 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,255 Can you come? 508 00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:42,635 Mamilette? 509 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:46,097 - Here I am. - Quick! 510 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:47,891 Yes, quick. 511 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:49,392 Hold on. 512 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:52,979 - All right? - Quick, quick! 513 00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:55,440 Yes, I'm being quick. There you go. 514 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:58,026 How does Nicole do this? 515 00:37:58,193 --> 00:37:59,611 I'm OK now. 516 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:01,780 I'm OK, I'm OK! 517 00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:05,992 Well, I'm here. In the kitchen, I mean. 518 00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:08,119 Call when you've finished, OK? 519 00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:11,706 Zozo! 520 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,458 Zozo, brekky! 521 00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:22,842 Zozo, hurry up or we'll be late! 522 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:26,930 By the way, don't forget my trainers. 523 00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:28,723 - OK. - It's sport today. 524 00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:34,646 Zozo, OK, it's cold, but you're going a bit far. 525 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:38,900 - Take that ski-suit off. - What? It's Pokémon. 526 00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:41,236 Pokémon or not, I don't care. 527 00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:44,614 What would your gran do if I let you go to school like that? 528 00:38:44,781 --> 00:38:47,909 She'd kill one of us, but not you. So take it off. 529 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,160 No. 530 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:52,497 Hey! 531 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:57,001 Eat your brekky, then we'll sort it out. 532 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:59,379 Yes, I'm coming. 533 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,925 But I can't. 534 00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:08,054 Even sitting down in the warm, I can't work. 535 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:20,358 No, hang on. 536 00:39:20,650 --> 00:39:22,986 I may have a solution. 537 00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:25,238 What? Why did you do that? 538 00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:27,365 Because Arielle is right. 539 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:29,868 I missed both kids' childhoods. 540 00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:32,328 I didn't see them grow up. 541 00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:35,290 This time I want to make the most of every moment. 542 00:39:35,456 --> 00:39:37,125 It's my last chance. 543 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:38,960 Yeah, I understand. 544 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:41,296 But the tollbooth? 545 00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:43,423 - Here, your knickers. - Thanks. 546 00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:44,716 You stink of smoke. 547 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:46,551 No. 548 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:48,595 You do. 549 00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:49,762 I don't. 550 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:51,556 Listen, J-P. 551 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,142 Here's my idea. 552 00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:55,310 After the birth 553 00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:57,729 I'll take extended maternity leave. 554 00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:00,732 As you'll already be my replacement, 555 00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:03,484 they'll have to keep you for at least 3 years. 556 00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:05,904 We'll be... swapping! 557 00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:07,947 - But... - It's clever. 558 00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:08,781 No. 559 00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:12,285 There's a job at the feddy. 560 00:40:12,619 --> 00:40:14,746 A job at the feddy? What's that? 561 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,331 A job at the federation. 562 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:19,334 A coaching job. A paid job, that's what! 563 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:22,420 If the girls win the championship, it's in the bag! 564 00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:23,755 Jean-Pierre Payan is back! 565 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:25,757 - Jean-Pierre Payan is back? - Yes! 566 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:28,134 If the girls win. 567 00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:29,218 One day, maybe. 568 00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:31,888 Who knows? Come back down to earth. 569 00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:34,223 I've had my fill of that gym! 570 00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:38,144 Handstand, pike roll, front, back, flic-flac... 571 00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:39,771 I can't take any more. 572 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:44,359 When will you understand that you're a father, for the third time? 573 00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:47,278 - It's not hard to understand! - So... 574 00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:51,199 I have no ambition: bad! Now I have ambition: bad too! 575 00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:53,993 When will you stop castrating me? 576 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,871 I'm castrating you to stop you knocking me up! 577 00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:58,748 What's going on 578 00:40:58,915 --> 00:41:00,333 in here, Mrs Payan? 579 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,251 Hello, hello. 580 00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:04,796 Mr Payan isn't upsetting you? 581 00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:08,633 No, not at all. 582 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,510 We got a bit carried away. 583 00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:13,096 Well, I've got good news. 584 00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:15,098 The amniocentesis result. 585 00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:16,099 It's fine. 586 00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:18,351 The baby is quite normal. 587 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:21,229 That'll be a first in our family! 588 00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,233 Well, you should rest now. 589 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,192 - Yeah. - OK? 590 00:41:26,359 --> 00:41:27,527 Mr Payan. 591 00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:28,820 He was just going. 592 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:31,280 Thank you, Dr Gently... Dr Gentil. 593 00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:38,830 I'm off. 594 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:43,501 I'm telling you, Nicole, the tollbooth is nyet, nada, no way! 595 00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:46,713 I'm telling you! 596 00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:50,633 If the guy has a Télépéage subscription, 597 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,636 you don't have to do anything, it opens by itself. 598 00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:57,390 - Whatever you do... - OK, I think I've got it. 599 00:41:57,557 --> 00:41:59,976 It's not rocket science. 600 00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:01,394 OK, champ! 601 00:42:02,103 --> 00:42:05,398 And don't forget to say hello, thank you... 602 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,037 Right, 603 00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:20,621 here we go. 604 00:42:21,706 --> 00:42:22,540 OK, then. 605 00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:24,542 "Dearest Vincent, 606 00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:27,086 "Everything's fine, don't worry. 607 00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:31,299 "Two big pieces of news: I'm pregnant and your dad's working." 608 00:42:31,466 --> 00:42:32,884 No, it'll get censored. 609 00:42:33,426 --> 00:42:36,596 We can't wait two months to tell him the news. 610 00:42:36,763 --> 00:42:39,098 We're not allowed to send bad news. 611 00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:40,391 It's not bad news. 612 00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:43,311 No, but there's an emotional response. 613 00:42:43,478 --> 00:42:47,356 With 80 of them 200 metres underwater, they can't take the risk. 614 00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:49,192 The mission is what counts! 615 00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:54,447 They censored Zoé's appendicitis. This would never get through. 616 00:42:54,614 --> 00:42:57,742 I know I said "comfortable clothes", 617 00:42:57,909 --> 00:42:59,160 but really! 618 00:42:59,452 --> 00:43:01,454 You've got quite a belly, you know. 619 00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:03,748 Yeah, have you seen it? 620 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:05,792 Dr Gentil explained. 621 00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:09,504 Once your mind accepts the pregnancy, it lets the stomach out. 622 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:11,297 It's quite common. 623 00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:15,510 Got any food? I'd prostitute myself for something sweet. 624 00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:17,929 I'm on my way back from work, so... 625 00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:20,389 - Nothing else? - This. 626 00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:21,933 This. 627 00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:23,935 What? 628 00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:26,813 I know! I'll use our murder-by-death code. 629 00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:29,774 What's murder-by-death code? 630 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:32,819 Me and Vincent invented it when we were kids 631 00:43:32,985 --> 00:43:35,655 so Fanny Burdino couldn't understand us. 632 00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:39,075 Vincent hated her. A great idea, murder-by-death code! 633 00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:42,370 See, this is good to eat at any time of day. 634 00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:44,997 "Dear Vincent..." 635 00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:04,892 What's that? 636 00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:09,730 If it doesn't have that thingy, how am I supposed to...? 637 00:44:12,233 --> 00:44:15,361 - Is it delicate? - If in doubt, do a delicate wash. 638 00:44:15,862 --> 00:44:17,822 Go on, then. 639 00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:20,825 There we go. 640 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,327 - Delicate, then? - Yeah. 641 00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:24,662 No. 642 00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:26,789 Hang on, what if I do this? 643 00:44:26,956 --> 00:44:29,709 - Everything you do, it beeps! - Damn it! 644 00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:31,544 Wait, wait... 645 00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:37,341 Zoé! 646 00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:41,220 Zoé, come here, please! 647 00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:44,974 Shit! 648 00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:47,810 - Zoé! - No, don't worry! 649 00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:50,938 - I'll go and get her. - I'll be right back. 650 00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:56,068 "Start". 651 00:44:58,571 --> 00:44:59,989 There! 652 00:45:02,617 --> 00:45:04,577 Is it right that I pay for a babysitter 653 00:45:04,744 --> 00:45:07,163 so I can sit here with Zoé every other day? 654 00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:07,997 No. 655 00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:10,541 Do you think she enjoys being here last? 656 00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:14,045 No, and I'm sorry. It won't happen again. 657 00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:16,881 You'll fetch her from the police station! 658 00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:20,009 You, her mother, her grandmother, whoever! 659 00:45:20,176 --> 00:45:22,678 Sorry, but her mother has to understand. 660 00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:25,389 Goodbye. 661 00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:28,184 Sorry, Zoé. 662 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:07,765 Mamilette. 663 00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:36,836 It's OK, it's OK, it's OK! 664 00:46:37,003 --> 00:46:38,629 Sorry, sorry. 665 00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:40,756 You scared me. 666 00:46:41,590 --> 00:46:45,136 I'm the one who's scared. You scared us to death. 667 00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:47,722 All right? You can go back to sleep now. 668 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,131 Let's get this straight. 669 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,846 Football, your pals, going out, it's all over now. 670 00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:30,514 We have to share the tasks. 671 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:32,725 Which means that I'll do... 672 00:47:32,892 --> 00:47:34,060 the shopping, 673 00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:36,187 the washing-up and the paperwork. 674 00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:39,357 You'll do the food and laundry. Or, if you prefer, 675 00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:41,776 I'll do the morning and you do the afternoon. 676 00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:43,694 But we do it 50/50, understood? 677 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:48,282 It's quitting smoking that usually makes people tetchy, 678 00:47:48,449 --> 00:47:49,450 not starting again. 679 00:47:49,617 --> 00:47:51,202 Do you understand? 680 00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:53,704 I want you to pull your weight. 681 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,498 It's not hard to understand. 682 00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:58,000 Have you noticed that this isn't a hotel? 683 00:47:58,167 --> 00:48:00,920 - Nicole, get out of his body. - Stop being clever! 684 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:03,214 I'll remind you too 685 00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,966 that it's partly your fault we're in this mess. 686 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:06,801 No. 687 00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:08,302 Technically, it's yours. 688 00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:10,346 You should have pulled out. 689 00:48:10,513 --> 00:48:11,597 You deserved that. 690 00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:15,142 It's all the rage, isn't it? 691 00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:19,230 Let it be a boy. 692 00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:22,316 I've had my fill of girls! 693 00:48:47,133 --> 00:48:49,677 No, Zozo, I'm exhausted. 694 00:49:00,646 --> 00:49:03,357 Why were you arguing with Granddad J-P? 695 00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:11,031 Because of Uncle Baby? 696 00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:13,159 No, don't be silly. 697 00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:15,161 Beddy-byes now. 698 00:49:23,836 --> 00:49:26,130 Was it because of me? 699 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:29,967 We weren't arguing, it was a game. 700 00:49:31,051 --> 00:49:34,180 We were playing "keep a straight face" and I lost. 701 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,057 I'm not answering any more questions. 702 00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:46,609 It must be nice to be able to argue with your daddy. 703 00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:56,285 OK, end of the line, everybody out! 704 00:49:56,452 --> 00:49:58,579 - My Nicole! - Hang on. 705 00:49:58,746 --> 00:50:00,289 Watch the step. 706 00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:02,333 Careful, Mum, give me your hand. 707 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:03,501 Give her room. 708 00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:05,294 I'm not an invalid. 709 00:50:05,461 --> 00:50:07,546 - What's an invalid? - Like Mamilette. 710 00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:09,131 - You brat! - Only joking. 711 00:50:09,298 --> 00:50:10,549 Give me the keys. 712 00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:15,387 Mamilette, I'll give you a hand. 713 00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:18,265 No, I'm going to do it by myself. 714 00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:21,018 I want to show Nicole 715 00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:22,561 I can do it by myself. 716 00:50:25,314 --> 00:50:28,359 - Mamilette! - She'll come back, wait a second. 717 00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:34,990 There she is! 718 00:50:36,784 --> 00:50:38,035 1, 2, 3, go! 719 00:50:38,202 --> 00:50:40,412 Here, you can't do it all by yourself. 720 00:50:40,579 --> 00:50:42,957 I'll just put this on you. 721 00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:45,334 Hold it in place with your chin. 722 00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:47,211 About turn! 723 00:50:55,970 --> 00:50:58,806 - We've been burgled! - What? 724 00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:01,267 No, not today! 725 00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:05,104 Go on, don't bother with me, go and see. 726 00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,773 That's all we needed. 727 00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:10,192 What a welcome home, you poor thing! 728 00:51:10,943 --> 00:51:12,111 It looks OK. 729 00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:13,696 The computer's there. 730 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:15,864 Gran, 731 00:51:16,031 --> 00:51:17,366 you see my cabin? 732 00:51:19,535 --> 00:51:20,369 Oh, right. 733 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,330 We haven't actually been burgled? 734 00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:28,127 Well, 735 00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:30,588 I'll go and get Mamilette. 736 00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:45,561 - We'll soon have it tidied up. - Yeah. 737 00:51:47,646 --> 00:51:49,523 Don't worry, I'll help them. 738 00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:52,276 I'll come earlier in the morning and stay later. 739 00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:55,446 Thanks, Toussaint. I'm lucky to have you. 740 00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:56,989 Don't mention it. 741 00:51:57,698 --> 00:51:59,700 OK, relax. 742 00:52:05,414 --> 00:52:06,540 Nicole. 743 00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:09,168 - I have something to tell you. - What? 744 00:52:09,335 --> 00:52:10,377 - Something bad? - No. 745 00:52:10,753 --> 00:52:13,088 It's not very easy to say, but... 746 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:16,342 I can't keep it to myself any more. 747 00:52:17,343 --> 00:52:19,303 Promise you won't say anything. 748 00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:22,264 - Promise! - Yes, I promise. Spit it out! 749 00:52:22,431 --> 00:52:23,307 I love you. 750 00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:27,144 I've loved you since... Well, since forever. 751 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:30,773 You know I told you I'd fallen in love with this region? 752 00:52:31,357 --> 00:52:33,108 It's not just the region. 753 00:52:33,275 --> 00:52:34,318 It's you. 754 00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:37,321 - No, Touss... - Let yourself go. 755 00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:38,822 - Kiss me. - But... 756 00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:40,491 Yep, that works great! 757 00:52:41,367 --> 00:52:43,911 - But, Toussaint... - I was checking that it works. 758 00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:46,789 Don't worry, it's only the region I'm in love with. 759 00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:47,956 That's disgusting! 760 00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:52,086 - Sorry, I know it was horrible. - Yes, it was! 761 00:52:52,252 --> 00:52:55,756 But you weren't totally impervious to my advances. 762 00:52:55,923 --> 00:52:58,634 The doctor said not to upset me, remember. 763 00:52:58,801 --> 00:53:01,762 What, I'm upsetting you now? 764 00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:04,848 Just then you were ready to run away with me! 765 00:53:06,058 --> 00:53:07,893 Here. Your upsetter... 766 00:53:08,477 --> 00:53:09,645 brought you this. 767 00:53:09,812 --> 00:53:10,938 Pregnancy, Step by Step 768 00:53:11,105 --> 00:53:13,732 I found it at home. It's more use to you. 769 00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:15,109 - Thank you. - No probs. 770 00:53:15,776 --> 00:53:18,445 - You read books like this? - Nothing else! 771 00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:20,406 Everything about the placenta. 772 00:53:22,157 --> 00:53:25,786 No, it's from when me and the blonde were trying to have a kid. 773 00:53:25,953 --> 00:53:28,372 - I didn't know you'd tried. - Yeah. 774 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:30,624 We gave it the works. 775 00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:33,127 In fact, we kept trying 776 00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:35,129 until I found out I was sterile. 777 00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:37,881 Stupidly I didn't tell Véro. 778 00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:41,468 She wanted a kid and I didn't want her to leave me. 779 00:53:42,428 --> 00:53:44,179 She left you in the end, anyway. 780 00:53:44,638 --> 00:53:45,973 No, I left her. 781 00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:48,016 Two years later. 782 00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:50,060 When she told me she was pregnant. 783 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:53,731 I'm sorry. 784 00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:56,650 I don't believe it! 785 00:53:56,817 --> 00:53:59,278 I'm working the day of the semi-final. 786 00:53:59,445 --> 00:54:01,363 Those bloody kids! 787 00:54:01,905 --> 00:54:05,576 When Vincent was born, I was set to be selected for the French team. 788 00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:08,328 I only had to win the championship. 789 00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:10,622 But he came along that morning, 790 00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:13,292 I couldn't compete, so the French team... 791 00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:14,585 finished! 792 00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:19,089 11 years later, I'd made Vincent a budding champion, better than me. 793 00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:21,467 And along came Arielle. 794 00:54:21,967 --> 00:54:25,345 Screaming her head off. Screaming, screaming... 795 00:54:25,637 --> 00:54:26,889 She's still screaming. 796 00:54:27,055 --> 00:54:29,516 And the night before Vincent's selection, 797 00:54:29,808 --> 00:54:31,769 she screamed non-stop! 798 00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:33,520 Non-stop! 799 00:54:33,979 --> 00:54:36,148 He didn't sleep a wink. 800 00:54:36,315 --> 00:54:38,317 Sport academy... finished! 801 00:54:39,276 --> 00:54:41,111 I've coached this team for 8 years. 802 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,113 They're the best. 803 00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:45,157 They could win the title. 804 00:54:45,324 --> 00:54:47,201 Fuck, you don't half talk! 805 00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:49,912 Nicole told me you never say anything. 806 00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:53,457 Yeah, sorry. I don't know what's got into me. 807 00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:57,211 I'll stand in for you the day of your semi-final. 808 00:54:57,377 --> 00:54:59,004 In that way... 809 00:54:59,171 --> 00:55:00,589 it's not finished. 810 00:55:00,756 --> 00:55:04,092 No, it's my trial period. The boss said no swapping shifts. 811 00:55:04,343 --> 00:55:06,011 We can help each other out. 812 00:55:06,178 --> 00:55:07,846 He won't know, it's a Sunday. 813 00:55:09,473 --> 00:55:10,766 Thanks, mate. 814 00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:12,351 You know... 815 00:55:12,684 --> 00:55:14,394 you seem a bit dim, 816 00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:15,646 but deep down 817 00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:17,147 you're a good bloke! 818 00:55:18,273 --> 00:55:19,483 Thanks, really. 819 00:55:22,110 --> 00:55:25,072 I could do with a bloke like you in the gym. 820 00:55:26,490 --> 00:55:27,616 Zoé, what's that? 821 00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:28,992 A panda. 822 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:30,202 Yes, so I see. 823 00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:31,370 Mamilette. 824 00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:36,917 She's done a job on you! 825 00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:39,503 - You look lovely. - Really? 826 00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:42,965 Don't tell Mother Superior we're eating in front of the TV. 827 00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:44,800 I heard that, Arielle. 828 00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:46,969 I'm still part of the family, right? 829 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:48,554 I'm not in prison. 830 00:55:49,221 --> 00:55:51,849 Zoé, get dressed, out of your pyjamas. 831 00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:53,684 I've got no clean knickers. 832 00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:55,727 Turn the cleanest pair inside-out. 833 00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:58,105 Go and get dressed. 834 00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:01,441 One, two... 835 00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:06,613 Little bull, little bull! 836 00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:10,450 She's a pain at the moment. 837 00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:13,871 - Jealousy. - Why? He's not her brother. 838 00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:17,082 I won't be able to hold out for the whole pregnancy. 839 00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:19,585 You could have my spare bedroom. 840 00:56:20,794 --> 00:56:23,672 It'd help me out, we can share the rent. 841 00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:25,632 And anyway, Zoé... 842 00:56:26,341 --> 00:56:28,260 needs to realise who her mother is. 843 00:56:29,970 --> 00:56:32,848 Maybe it's time you became a grown-up, yeah? 844 00:56:33,098 --> 00:56:36,184 So... you're an ambulance-driver and a psychologist! 845 00:56:36,935 --> 00:56:38,395 What's the fee, Doctor? 846 00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:41,356 Stop thinking the whole world's against you. 847 00:56:41,523 --> 00:56:44,443 - I'm just trying to help, OK? - I don't want any help! 848 00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,203 "After 17 weeks 849 00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:57,915 "the baby is about 16 centimetres long 850 00:56:58,081 --> 00:56:59,750 "and weighs about 115 grams." 851 00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:01,710 Amazing, isn't it? 852 00:57:09,009 --> 00:57:10,010 What's this? 853 00:57:10,177 --> 00:57:12,429 I smell a working man! 854 00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:17,476 It's very exciting to have a real man in my bed. 855 00:57:17,643 --> 00:57:20,187 No, Nicole, I'm knackered. 856 00:57:20,354 --> 00:57:21,772 You've changed your tune! 857 00:57:22,522 --> 00:57:24,316 Can't a man be knackered? 858 00:57:24,483 --> 00:57:27,986 I'm all done in with that stupid fucking tollbooth. 859 00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:31,657 Then there's training, cooking, housework, the girls, 860 00:57:31,823 --> 00:57:33,241 the shopping, 861 00:57:33,909 --> 00:57:36,036 your mother... What a fucking life! 862 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,373 Hey! This "fucking life" is my life! 863 00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:43,627 No! 864 00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:45,963 - Yes! - I really have to get some sleep. 865 00:57:46,171 --> 00:57:48,256 No, you're not getting out of it! 866 00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:50,884 There... Make love to me, Jean-Pierre. 867 00:57:56,515 --> 00:57:58,725 What's going on here? 868 00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:01,395 What's going on down here? 869 00:58:01,561 --> 00:58:04,606 Look, Nicole, don't make me upset you, please. 870 00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:08,860 Not a single sign of affection since I got pregnant. 871 00:58:09,361 --> 00:58:12,322 We don't screw. You haven't even touched my bump. 872 00:58:12,990 --> 00:58:15,158 It's not a disease, it's a baby. 873 00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:17,828 This has to stop! 874 00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:19,496 Are you done? 875 00:58:20,706 --> 00:58:21,832 Goodnight. 876 00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:27,504 A blow-job? 877 00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:33,135 I'll sleep with your mother, it'll be better for everyone. 878 00:59:26,897 --> 00:59:29,024 Sir, you wanted to see me? 879 00:59:29,191 --> 00:59:30,025 Payan, 880 00:59:30,192 --> 00:59:31,860 we got the week's messages. 881 00:59:33,153 --> 00:59:36,031 - Has something happened? - You tell me. 882 00:59:41,161 --> 00:59:42,329 "Clam. 883 00:59:42,829 --> 00:59:45,415 "The prune farts backwards, 884 00:59:45,707 --> 00:59:47,542 "but tutti is fruity. 885 00:59:47,709 --> 00:59:50,295 "Damnation has a snorky. 886 00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:51,922 "Boolala. 887 00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:54,299 "The scruncher is nibbling." 888 00:59:55,342 --> 00:59:56,384 "The scruncher is nibbling"? 889 00:59:58,178 --> 01:00:01,223 I don't know, I don't understand. 890 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:04,059 Maybe it's from my mother... my grandmother. 891 01:00:04,226 --> 01:00:07,270 She had a stroke a few years back. 892 01:00:07,646 --> 01:00:10,023 - So maybe... - Don't let it happen again. 893 01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:15,862 How do you get to have a normal family? 894 01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:30,460 Set your fire alight... 895 01:00:35,173 --> 01:00:36,299 Oh, no! 896 01:00:43,223 --> 01:00:44,391 Hello, Nicole. 897 01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,143 Dr Gentil? 898 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,061 Isn't my scan tomorrow? 899 01:00:50,272 --> 01:00:51,439 For you. 900 01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:53,358 What a Gentil-man! 901 01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:55,318 That's adorable. 902 01:00:57,070 --> 01:00:58,155 Are you alone? 903 01:00:58,321 --> 01:01:01,199 Yes. Well, no. My mother's asleep in there. 904 01:01:01,783 --> 01:01:02,784 Can I come in? 905 01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:05,662 It's a bit of a mess. 906 01:01:05,829 --> 01:01:06,746 Let me in! 907 01:01:08,248 --> 01:01:10,458 You're gonna feel my probe! 908 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:11,626 Gran! 909 01:01:12,043 --> 01:01:13,336 Everything OK? 910 01:01:13,628 --> 01:01:14,462 Zoé? 911 01:01:14,629 --> 01:01:15,797 Everything's OK! 912 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:18,592 Gran! 913 01:01:19,718 --> 01:01:21,887 Mamilette's pissed her pants. 914 01:01:23,096 --> 01:01:24,931 No, Zoé, please. 915 01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:26,850 Don't talk like your mum. 916 01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:28,977 Don't say: "She pissed her pants." 917 01:01:29,144 --> 01:01:31,062 Say: "She pissed herself". 918 01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:45,118 Stop it, Mum. 919 01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:50,957 - I don't want to be a burden. - Stop it. 920 01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:54,211 You're being really silly now. 921 01:01:56,463 --> 01:01:58,298 What will you do when... 922 01:01:58,590 --> 01:02:01,092 when the baby comes and I... 923 01:02:03,637 --> 01:02:07,098 - You can see it won't work. - Yes, it will. 924 01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:10,810 Don't worry. I've managed fine so far. 925 01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:12,103 Haven't I? 926 01:02:12,812 --> 01:02:15,023 You're not a burden, OK? 927 01:02:15,190 --> 01:02:18,818 I want you to get that idea out of your head. 928 01:02:23,281 --> 01:02:25,033 Now we'll dry you. 929 01:02:27,661 --> 01:02:28,745 There. 930 01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:30,205 Like that. 931 01:02:30,664 --> 01:02:32,207 Nice and warm? 932 01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:36,461 I want to leave. 933 01:02:36,628 --> 01:02:39,339 Really? And where would you like to go, 934 01:02:39,506 --> 01:02:41,258 Mrs Traveller? 935 01:02:47,973 --> 01:02:48,932 Mum. 936 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,979 I'll go and get your clothes. Wait right here. 937 01:02:54,562 --> 01:02:55,855 I'll be right back. 938 01:03:26,177 --> 01:03:27,804 Know what we'll do, Mum? 939 01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:29,180 We'll go for a walk. 940 01:03:29,347 --> 01:03:32,058 We'll treat ourselves to a coffee eclair. 941 01:03:37,522 --> 01:03:40,817 At least you look like a proper pregnant woman now, 942 01:03:40,984 --> 01:03:43,111 not just like you're constipated. 943 01:03:44,029 --> 01:03:47,699 If you only knew the trouble I have going to the bog! 944 01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:52,037 I'd rather not. You should maintain some mystery. 945 01:03:52,245 --> 01:03:53,997 Aren't they cute? 946 01:03:54,956 --> 01:03:58,335 - Yes? - We're in the final! 947 01:03:58,501 --> 01:03:59,461 We are... 948 01:04:00,503 --> 01:04:01,588 You're ace, J-P! 949 01:04:03,131 --> 01:04:05,383 See, it's not finished! 950 01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:08,887 - What are you doing here? - Helping your wife. 951 01:04:09,262 --> 01:04:12,599 Someone has to. He got out all of Zoé's baby things. 952 01:04:12,766 --> 01:04:13,600 That's nice. 953 01:04:14,476 --> 01:04:16,978 - Weren't you working? - It's Sunday. 954 01:04:17,604 --> 01:04:19,939 Weren't you going to do someone a favour? 955 01:04:23,276 --> 01:04:24,069 Oops! 956 01:04:24,235 --> 01:04:25,445 - Oops? - What's oops? 957 01:04:26,154 --> 01:04:28,531 No, he said oops, so I said oops. 958 01:04:28,698 --> 01:04:30,909 But it was just an... oops! 959 01:04:31,076 --> 01:04:32,243 Why did you say it? 960 01:04:32,535 --> 01:04:35,455 - I don't know, I just said... - Why did he say it? 961 01:04:35,789 --> 01:04:37,082 It's youth talk. 962 01:04:37,248 --> 01:04:38,541 Why? 963 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:40,710 Is it illegal to say oops? 964 01:04:42,545 --> 01:04:44,130 I'm sorry. 965 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:47,175 - I'm going, then. - Yes, you do that. 966 01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:50,011 I'll leave you two lovebirds. See you tomorrow. 967 01:04:50,178 --> 01:04:50,929 Nicole. 968 01:04:51,096 --> 01:04:52,013 See you, thanks. 969 01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:54,641 - Take care. - Thanks. 970 01:04:54,974 --> 01:04:57,268 Look how cute this is. 971 01:04:57,435 --> 01:05:00,605 You forget how small they were. 972 01:05:01,272 --> 01:05:02,774 Yeah, it's... 973 01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:06,694 Isn't he a bit, like... braindead? 974 01:05:07,278 --> 01:05:09,489 Stop it, he's nice. 975 01:05:13,576 --> 01:05:16,579 - He's an idiot. - Stop it. 976 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:22,293 That's enough. 977 01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:25,422 - I'm sick of the Payan family. - No way! 978 01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:27,132 It's not his fault. 979 01:05:27,298 --> 01:05:29,217 Wait. I'll deal with you too. 980 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,054 Anyway, it'll soon be all automatic. 981 01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:34,848 People prefer it. 982 01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:36,433 In France 983 01:05:36,808 --> 01:05:39,477 everyone moans about employment, of course, 984 01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:41,855 but people prefer automatic tollbooths. 985 01:05:42,021 --> 01:05:43,940 And just between us, it suits me. 986 01:05:48,194 --> 01:05:50,864 Don't do it. I'm begging you. 987 01:05:56,077 --> 01:05:59,038 You'll get your lay-off letter through the post. 988 01:06:00,373 --> 01:06:02,292 With a handful of sweets! 989 01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:07,172 Shit, shit... 990 01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:11,092 Shit! 991 01:06:11,885 --> 01:06:13,011 Fuck! 992 01:06:13,178 --> 01:06:14,929 Fucking idiot Jean-Pierre! 993 01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:24,814 Do we have to? 994 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:26,816 I feel it's all over. 995 01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:29,068 It'll upset me, that's not good. 996 01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:31,237 Probably a bit of water retention. 997 01:06:31,529 --> 01:06:34,449 More like fat retention, but... 998 01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:38,036 Right, the neck of the womb first. 999 01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:46,753 Can I come in? 1000 01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:48,796 Everything's OK. 1001 01:06:48,963 --> 01:06:50,590 Let me in! 1002 01:06:51,299 --> 01:06:52,091 Everything's OK. 1003 01:06:53,885 --> 01:06:56,638 You're gonna feel my probe! 1004 01:07:04,938 --> 01:07:05,897 Excuse me, 1005 01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:08,066 I have to answer that. 1006 01:07:08,233 --> 01:07:10,735 Just in case it's the harbour master. 1007 01:07:11,444 --> 01:07:12,278 Excuse me. 1008 01:07:14,781 --> 01:07:16,616 Yes, speaking. 1009 01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:19,118 The police station? 1010 01:07:20,161 --> 01:07:21,454 Sorry? 1011 01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:25,166 Zoé? But what's happened to her? 1012 01:07:25,583 --> 01:07:27,168 What's going on? 1013 01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:30,421 Oh, OK. No, I'm on my way. 1014 01:07:30,588 --> 01:07:32,674 No, I'm coming right now. 1015 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:35,093 I'll be twenty minutes. 1016 01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:39,847 Sorry, but I have to go, it's my granddaughter. 1017 01:07:40,014 --> 01:07:41,641 - Is everything OK? - Yes. 1018 01:07:41,808 --> 01:07:45,186 She's at the police station, I can't leave her. 1019 01:07:45,353 --> 01:07:47,730 I'll fix another appointment, OK? 1020 01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:50,441 - Just stay calm. - Sorry, Doctor. 1021 01:07:50,608 --> 01:07:51,359 Thanks. 1022 01:07:51,526 --> 01:07:54,862 Thinking the porridge would have cooled down by now, 1023 01:07:55,029 --> 01:07:57,407 the three bears went home. 1024 01:07:57,907 --> 01:08:00,326 "Who's been sitting in my chair?" 1025 01:08:00,493 --> 01:08:02,829 said Daddy Bear in his deep voice. 1026 01:08:03,162 --> 01:08:05,582 "Who's been sitting in my chair?" 1027 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,500 said Mummy Bear. 1028 01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:11,546 "Who's been sitting in my chair? They've broken it!" 1029 01:08:11,713 --> 01:08:14,007 said Baby Bear... What are you doing? 1030 01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:17,051 - Shouldn't you be working? - Yes. 1031 01:08:17,510 --> 01:08:18,428 Yes. 1032 01:08:18,595 --> 01:08:20,888 Then they saw their bowls of porridge. 1033 01:08:21,055 --> 01:08:24,142 "Who's been eating my porridge?" said Daddy Bear. 1034 01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:25,768 Can we talk? 1035 01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:28,855 "No, that's not right! 1036 01:08:29,022 --> 01:08:32,775 "Someone's eaten up all my porridge!" 1037 01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:35,528 Angry Daddy Bear said, in his deep voice: 1038 01:08:35,695 --> 01:08:38,948 "Come on! We have to find who's hiding in our house!" 1039 01:08:41,909 --> 01:08:43,494 What are you doing? 1040 01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:44,787 Going for a ride. 1041 01:08:45,288 --> 01:08:46,247 At this hour? 1042 01:08:46,414 --> 01:08:47,332 Yep. 1043 01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:51,419 - Carry on. - Yes. 1044 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:54,172 Come on. 1045 01:08:56,174 --> 01:08:58,343 She won't sulk for long. 1046 01:08:58,509 --> 01:08:59,802 No, she's right. 1047 01:09:00,303 --> 01:09:02,805 I'm shit at everything, I'm a shit mum. 1048 01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:04,349 I'm sick of it. 1049 01:09:06,768 --> 01:09:08,686 That's the first time you've said it. 1050 01:09:08,853 --> 01:09:10,355 That I'm a shit mum? 1051 01:09:10,521 --> 01:09:12,607 No. That you're a mother. 1052 01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:15,109 Yeah. A shit mum. 1053 01:09:21,658 --> 01:09:24,577 It's true, though. You are a shit mum. 1054 01:09:25,078 --> 01:09:26,120 What? 1055 01:09:26,412 --> 01:09:27,538 Yeah. 1056 01:09:28,122 --> 01:09:30,833 And I know what I'm talking about. 1057 01:09:31,459 --> 01:09:33,586 It's hereditary in our family. 1058 01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:37,507 But with you we've reached new heights. 1059 01:09:38,966 --> 01:09:41,177 Mamilette, you're not being serious? 1060 01:09:43,846 --> 01:09:45,014 Yes, I am. 1061 01:09:46,099 --> 01:09:48,309 But don't worry, it's not your fault. 1062 01:09:48,726 --> 01:09:50,478 The die is cast. 1063 01:09:50,645 --> 01:09:53,022 You're a shit mum, that's how it is. 1064 01:09:53,398 --> 01:09:55,483 Nothing you can do about it. 1065 01:09:57,860 --> 01:09:59,278 Of course... 1066 01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:03,199 If you had a little bit of willpower, 1067 01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:05,410 you'd try to pull your socks up 1068 01:10:05,576 --> 01:10:07,453 and change things. 1069 01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:11,082 Mark what I said. 1070 01:10:11,374 --> 01:10:13,251 I said "try", because... 1071 01:10:14,085 --> 01:10:16,045 it takes guts. 1072 01:10:18,423 --> 01:10:21,551 And I don't know if you've got any guts. 1073 01:10:25,138 --> 01:10:26,931 You're not being serious. 1074 01:10:28,516 --> 01:10:30,059 Is that what you think? 1075 01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:00,214 Mum! 1076 01:11:00,381 --> 01:11:02,383 You've been asking me for 6 years 1077 01:11:02,550 --> 01:11:04,135 to get my own place. 1078 01:11:04,302 --> 01:11:06,345 I was here "to get started" with Zoé. 1079 01:11:06,512 --> 01:11:07,555 Six years! 1080 01:11:07,722 --> 01:11:09,932 I think that's a long enough start. 1081 01:11:11,893 --> 01:11:14,312 It's time she realises who her mother is. 1082 01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:17,398 And where would you put your baby, otherwise? 1083 01:11:17,648 --> 01:11:19,442 But he won't grow up with you. 1084 01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:22,028 I won't be far away. 1085 01:11:43,132 --> 01:11:44,300 Well... 1086 01:11:49,263 --> 01:11:50,348 See you. 1087 01:11:51,098 --> 01:11:52,266 See you. 1088 01:12:04,695 --> 01:12:05,696 Zoé! 1089 01:12:05,863 --> 01:12:07,490 Mr Krootz! 1090 01:12:11,786 --> 01:12:14,789 You nearly forgot Mr Krootz. 1091 01:12:16,874 --> 01:12:17,708 You'll see, 1092 01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:19,877 moving house is great! 1093 01:12:20,795 --> 01:12:21,712 Let her go! 1094 01:12:21,879 --> 01:12:24,882 I want us to have a rest before the fireworks. 1095 01:12:43,317 --> 01:12:46,279 Can we go back and sleep now and then? 1096 01:12:46,571 --> 01:12:48,114 Of course. 1097 01:12:48,281 --> 01:12:51,701 You think you can get rid of them that easily? 1098 01:12:52,076 --> 01:12:53,536 In your dreams! 1099 01:12:56,205 --> 01:13:00,167 I know I'm not the perfect mum, but I swear I'll make an effort. 1100 01:13:01,252 --> 01:13:02,587 And... 1101 01:13:02,753 --> 01:13:05,840 It's a cliché but I really dig you, babe! 1102 01:13:06,007 --> 01:13:08,092 - Understand? - Yeah! 1103 01:13:08,384 --> 01:13:09,844 I dig you big-time! 1104 01:13:23,190 --> 01:13:25,735 Don't be sad, Nicole. 1105 01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:29,530 It's a good thing that she's gone. 1106 01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:31,824 It's in the order of things. 1107 01:13:32,283 --> 01:13:33,534 Yeah. 1108 01:13:34,493 --> 01:13:36,787 It all seems a bit rushed. 1109 01:13:37,997 --> 01:13:39,999 She's so young. 1110 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:42,293 Zoé too. 1111 01:13:43,502 --> 01:13:44,211 Hang on. 1112 01:13:44,378 --> 01:13:47,006 Look, Zoé left me a drawing. 1113 01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:50,134 Isn't it wonderful? 1114 01:13:50,468 --> 01:13:52,720 The Payan family, all together. 1115 01:13:54,513 --> 01:13:55,598 Zoé, 1116 01:13:56,182 --> 01:13:57,642 her mum, 1117 01:13:58,059 --> 01:13:59,936 you and your tenant. 1118 01:14:01,228 --> 01:14:02,813 I'm here. 1119 01:14:03,356 --> 01:14:05,524 Toussaint with his ambulance. 1120 01:14:06,901 --> 01:14:08,319 And Jean-Pierre smoking. 1121 01:14:08,486 --> 01:14:10,071 Smoking? 1122 01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:12,573 She has an eye for detail. 1123 01:14:12,740 --> 01:14:15,868 She's even drawn Vincent's submarine. 1124 01:14:16,494 --> 01:14:18,955 What a lovely family we make. 1125 01:14:20,206 --> 01:14:22,333 We'll never all be together again. 1126 01:14:25,086 --> 01:14:26,128 But... 1127 01:14:27,338 --> 01:14:31,050 Not being under the same roof doesn't mean we're not a family. 1128 01:14:31,801 --> 01:14:34,136 The roof doesn't make the family. 1129 01:14:35,346 --> 01:14:36,347 Yeah. 1130 01:14:36,973 --> 01:14:39,266 But it'll never be the same again. 1131 01:14:39,809 --> 01:14:42,561 Since Vincent left it hasn't been the same. 1132 01:14:45,564 --> 01:14:47,733 It'll be so quiet. 1133 01:14:58,452 --> 01:14:59,578 Hang on. 1134 01:14:59,745 --> 01:15:02,790 This is from the tollbooth company. What is it now? 1135 01:15:08,879 --> 01:15:10,256 "...your dismissal." 1136 01:15:15,428 --> 01:15:18,139 - A problem? - No, it's nothing. 1137 01:15:21,225 --> 01:15:23,102 I'm having an anxiety attack. 1138 01:16:07,730 --> 01:16:10,900 Cut that out! Are you trying to kill me? 1139 01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:13,402 - How long? - How long what? 1140 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:15,571 How long have you been lying to me? 1141 01:16:16,697 --> 01:16:18,574 I'm not, I just smoke the odd one. 1142 01:16:18,824 --> 01:16:20,493 It's only... 1143 01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:22,703 That? 1144 01:16:42,014 --> 01:16:44,642 I didn't mean to lie to you, it just happened. 1145 01:16:44,809 --> 01:16:46,644 I wanted to tell you but I couldn't. 1146 01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:48,979 I was afraid you'd lose the baby. 1147 01:16:50,022 --> 01:16:52,942 I don't know what to say any more. 1148 01:16:53,192 --> 01:16:56,320 I thought things were changing, I thought we agreed. 1149 01:16:56,487 --> 01:16:58,906 It's all you! I exist too! 1150 01:16:59,073 --> 01:17:01,367 Look, I exist! Hello! 1151 01:17:02,243 --> 01:17:04,537 I have a chance to achieve something. 1152 01:17:04,703 --> 01:17:06,956 Can't you see how important it is to me? 1153 01:17:07,248 --> 01:17:09,625 A shame you don't care about your family. 1154 01:17:09,792 --> 01:17:13,838 What will it be like when he's born and we can't depend on you? 1155 01:17:14,255 --> 01:17:16,173 We can never depend on you. 1156 01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:18,217 Did you tell the sport academy 1157 01:17:18,926 --> 01:17:21,011 that you're going to have a baby? 1158 01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:22,263 You didn't. 1159 01:17:22,429 --> 01:17:24,849 And you know why? Because you're selfish. 1160 01:17:25,015 --> 01:17:27,059 You only think of yourself! 1161 01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:28,811 - Me, selfish? - Yes! 1162 01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:31,981 You decide everything, all on your own, for everyone! 1163 01:17:32,148 --> 01:17:35,109 - Someone has to. - Well, I'm sick of it! 1164 01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:36,527 You're not the boss! 1165 01:17:36,694 --> 01:17:38,904 I didn't want that fucking job anyway! 1166 01:17:39,071 --> 01:17:40,531 I never wanted it! 1167 01:17:40,698 --> 01:17:42,241 I didn't want this kid either! 1168 01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:46,871 But you don't care, you never asked me. 1169 01:17:50,124 --> 01:17:51,500 This fucking thing! 1170 01:17:52,585 --> 01:17:53,377 Cut that out! 1171 01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:59,508 Come on, Mum, bedtime. 1172 01:18:03,888 --> 01:18:04,972 Mum. 1173 01:18:06,390 --> 01:18:08,142 Mum, please. 1174 01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:32,249 No, Mum, shit! 1175 01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:34,168 Jean-Pierre! 1176 01:18:34,501 --> 01:18:36,462 No, Mum, not now, please! 1177 01:18:36,962 --> 01:18:39,006 Wake up, Mum, wake up. 1178 01:18:39,673 --> 01:18:41,091 What is it? 1179 01:18:41,842 --> 01:18:43,010 Look. 1180 01:18:57,566 --> 01:18:59,652 - How's she coping? - She's OK. 1181 01:19:07,159 --> 01:19:07,993 Sorry. 1182 01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:10,037 It's all she'd wear. 1183 01:19:10,287 --> 01:19:12,122 You look lovely. 1184 01:19:13,165 --> 01:19:14,500 Come on. 1185 01:19:17,294 --> 01:19:18,504 There you go, girls. 1186 01:19:44,321 --> 01:19:46,865 We are here to say goodbye 1187 01:19:47,032 --> 01:19:48,450 to our sister Violette, 1188 01:19:48,826 --> 01:19:50,828 to commit her to the earth. 1189 01:19:51,829 --> 01:19:53,747 But first her daughter, Nicole, 1190 01:19:53,914 --> 01:19:55,791 wishes to bid her farewell. 1191 01:20:15,227 --> 01:20:16,312 Mum. 1192 01:20:18,856 --> 01:20:22,026 It's as if that word was invented just for you. 1193 01:20:23,319 --> 01:20:26,155 For me first of all, but also for Vincent, 1194 01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:28,449 whom you welcomed and... 1195 01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:31,702 raised like he was your own child. 1196 01:20:31,952 --> 01:20:34,330 He called you mummy before me, 1197 01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:36,290 much to my dismay. 1198 01:20:38,792 --> 01:20:41,503 You were more than a mother-in-law to Jean-Pierre, 1199 01:20:42,671 --> 01:20:45,883 a wonderful grandmother for Arielle, 1200 01:20:46,467 --> 01:20:48,719 and Mamilette to us all, 1201 01:20:49,261 --> 01:20:51,138 once Zoé came along, 1202 01:20:51,305 --> 01:20:54,433 your "stinky little princess", as you called her. 1203 01:20:56,393 --> 01:20:57,561 A mother 1204 01:20:57,728 --> 01:20:59,855 to all the children you raised, 1205 01:21:01,398 --> 01:21:02,691 and the older ones, 1206 01:21:02,941 --> 01:21:05,486 that you took under your wing or helped. 1207 01:21:06,403 --> 01:21:08,906 The larger ones too, from Quebec! 1208 01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:14,453 You had lots of children 1209 01:21:14,620 --> 01:21:17,790 and today we are all orphans. 1210 01:21:23,837 --> 01:21:26,173 Do you know what it says in my book? 1211 01:21:26,715 --> 01:21:28,050 It says that "mummy" 1212 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:30,594 is the first word you speak 1213 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:34,056 and the last one you remember. 1214 01:21:35,432 --> 01:21:38,143 I'll never say it again. 1215 01:21:38,852 --> 01:21:41,313 I'm really going to miss you, Mummy. 1216 01:22:06,755 --> 01:22:08,549 You know the way? 1217 01:22:27,276 --> 01:22:29,278 Arielle, you must tell your brother. 1218 01:22:29,445 --> 01:22:31,405 I sent a message this morning. 1219 01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:34,491 Poor Vincent, it'll be tough for him. 1220 01:22:34,658 --> 01:22:37,369 - You'll be nice to him? - Really nice. 1221 01:23:21,038 --> 01:23:22,831 Come to bed. 1222 01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:35,093 Just because Mum's dead doesn't mean I've forgotten what you said. 1223 01:23:37,304 --> 01:23:38,430 I know. 1224 01:23:40,807 --> 01:23:41,850 I'm sorry. 1225 01:23:43,977 --> 01:23:45,062 So am I. 1226 01:23:57,115 --> 01:23:58,450 To Mamilette. 1227 01:24:03,997 --> 01:24:08,001 With all this happening, I haven't thanked you for taking us in. 1228 01:24:08,168 --> 01:24:10,879 I'm not "taking you in". 1229 01:24:11,129 --> 01:24:12,881 You're paying rent. 1230 01:24:13,048 --> 01:24:14,675 I know, you big lump! 1231 01:24:14,925 --> 01:24:17,261 But I can thank you all the same. 1232 01:24:17,427 --> 01:24:20,556 The decoration's shit, but it's got potential. 1233 01:24:20,722 --> 01:24:23,225 Well, I don't really notice it any more. 1234 01:24:36,446 --> 01:24:38,490 Want to watch the ice hockey? 1235 01:24:38,949 --> 01:24:40,492 Got any popcorn? 1236 01:24:48,709 --> 01:24:51,086 Having your breakfast, nice and easy? 1237 01:24:51,378 --> 01:24:53,255 Want me to bring croissants? 1238 01:24:53,422 --> 01:24:56,300 The girls are already warming up. Those pyjamas! 1239 01:24:56,466 --> 01:24:57,676 Listen to me! 1240 01:24:57,843 --> 01:25:00,137 They're your responsibility! 1241 01:25:00,470 --> 01:25:03,390 - I'll be waiting in the car! - Jacky. 1242 01:25:03,849 --> 01:25:05,892 Jacky... I quit. 1243 01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:08,020 - What? - I quit. 1244 01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:13,525 You've been working up to this for years. 1245 01:25:14,276 --> 01:25:17,070 I've got Popelier to come along! 1246 01:25:17,487 --> 01:25:18,530 I'm sorry. 1247 01:25:18,697 --> 01:25:20,532 I quit, that's all. 1248 01:25:21,742 --> 01:25:23,785 I can't carry on afterwards. 1249 01:25:23,952 --> 01:25:25,871 It'd kill Nicole. 1250 01:25:26,913 --> 01:25:28,248 Now hang on. 1251 01:25:28,415 --> 01:25:30,250 At least come today. 1252 01:25:30,667 --> 01:25:32,961 It's the final. Do it for the girls. 1253 01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:36,715 Stuff Popelier and the feddy. The girls can win! 1254 01:25:37,007 --> 01:25:38,383 You can win! 1255 01:25:38,550 --> 01:25:40,135 Up on the podium for once. 1256 01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:43,138 Aren't you sick of being the fucking "hope"? 1257 01:25:45,223 --> 01:25:46,099 Go! 1258 01:25:47,726 --> 01:25:48,518 What? 1259 01:25:48,685 --> 01:25:50,562 Jacky's right. Hello, Jacky. 1260 01:25:50,729 --> 01:25:51,647 Hello, Nicole. 1261 01:25:51,813 --> 01:25:52,689 Go on. 1262 01:25:52,856 --> 01:25:53,732 And win. 1263 01:25:54,691 --> 01:25:57,611 OK, I'll wait in the car. Hurry up. 1264 01:25:58,362 --> 01:25:59,738 Hurry up! 1265 01:25:59,905 --> 01:26:02,115 The bells! Get a move on! 1266 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,287 What don't you understand about "hurry up"? 1267 01:26:07,621 --> 01:26:09,081 Are you sure? 1268 01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:11,667 OK, then... I'm going. 1269 01:26:13,210 --> 01:26:14,670 Not in those sandals! 1270 01:26:14,836 --> 01:26:17,547 - I'll change in the car. - Not in my car! 1271 01:26:17,714 --> 01:26:19,132 Take them off right now! 1272 01:26:19,299 --> 01:26:21,635 Nicole, what the hell is he wearing? 1273 01:26:41,279 --> 01:26:42,781 Yeah, it's Nicole. 1274 01:26:44,116 --> 01:26:45,701 Can you do me a favour? 1275 01:27:10,434 --> 01:27:14,020 Just showing up like that? You could get me sacked! 1276 01:27:14,187 --> 01:27:15,689 Don't you care? 1277 01:27:15,856 --> 01:27:17,482 A lovely welcome! 1278 01:27:17,649 --> 01:27:19,735 You all knew I was coming home today. 1279 01:27:19,901 --> 01:27:22,320 I've been home. Where are Mum and Mamilette? 1280 01:27:22,904 --> 01:27:24,406 Didn't you get my messages? 1281 01:27:24,573 --> 01:27:27,659 Yes, I did, thanks very much! I didn't understand a word. 1282 01:27:27,826 --> 01:27:30,495 What? They're in murder-by-death code. 1283 01:27:30,996 --> 01:27:32,372 What are you on about? 1284 01:27:32,539 --> 01:27:35,292 Murder-by-death, Vincent! Our code! 1285 01:27:35,459 --> 01:27:37,502 We invented it when we were kids. 1286 01:27:37,669 --> 01:27:39,755 In '94, when you broke your leg. 1287 01:27:39,921 --> 01:27:42,507 So Fanny Burdino wouldn't understand us. 1288 01:27:42,674 --> 01:27:44,301 - Fanny Burdino? - Yes. 1289 01:27:44,468 --> 01:27:45,427 Who's she? 1290 01:27:45,594 --> 01:27:48,263 Fanny Burdino! Are you stupid? 1291 01:27:48,430 --> 01:27:50,098 Stop that right now! 1292 01:27:50,766 --> 01:27:52,642 - It's Mum. - Then tell her 1293 01:27:52,809 --> 01:27:55,103 that her "son" is home. Mamilette too. 1294 01:27:55,729 --> 01:27:57,439 We have to talk about Mamilette. 1295 01:27:57,773 --> 01:27:58,815 Hello, Mum? 1296 01:28:00,192 --> 01:28:01,276 Damien? 1297 01:28:02,444 --> 01:28:03,820 You're kidding. 1298 01:28:04,321 --> 01:28:06,156 OK, we'll be right there. 1299 01:28:06,323 --> 01:28:09,326 - Hurry, on my scooter! - Just a sec, I've got my bag. 1300 01:28:09,493 --> 01:28:11,912 I'll try to stall for time. 1301 01:28:12,370 --> 01:28:15,582 I'll do what I can, but you know her. Gotta go! 1302 01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:18,794 - What are you doing? - Nothing, why? 1303 01:28:19,669 --> 01:28:20,962 How are you? 1304 01:28:21,129 --> 01:28:21,880 OK? 1305 01:28:22,047 --> 01:28:23,298 Yes, why? 1306 01:28:25,592 --> 01:28:27,052 Isn't this a bit stupid? 1307 01:28:27,469 --> 01:28:29,805 No, the stupid thing has already been done. 1308 01:28:31,473 --> 01:28:34,601 I thought it'd work out, but no, it won't. 1309 01:28:36,561 --> 01:28:38,063 Let's go. 1310 01:29:19,437 --> 01:29:22,315 What are you doing here? I didn't know it was today. 1311 01:29:22,482 --> 01:29:23,775 So I see. 1312 01:29:23,942 --> 01:29:24,985 I'm sorry. 1313 01:29:25,318 --> 01:29:26,152 Why? 1314 01:29:26,528 --> 01:29:28,989 About Mamilette. He knows, right? 1315 01:29:29,364 --> 01:29:30,115 What? 1316 01:29:30,282 --> 01:29:31,783 You don't know. 1317 01:29:32,117 --> 01:29:34,411 Can this wait a couple of hours? 1318 01:29:34,578 --> 01:29:37,080 In two hours Mum'll be in Holland, 1319 01:29:37,247 --> 01:29:38,915 and not to buy cheese! 1320 01:29:39,207 --> 01:29:40,041 Sorry? 1321 01:29:40,208 --> 01:29:42,127 - More code? - For an abortion! 1322 01:29:42,878 --> 01:29:43,837 - Who? - Mum. 1323 01:29:58,143 --> 01:30:01,813 Fantastic, fantastic! Well done, sweetheart! 1324 01:30:01,980 --> 01:30:02,814 Mum's pregnant? 1325 01:30:04,232 --> 01:30:05,233 Five months. 1326 01:30:05,901 --> 01:30:07,027 And... 1327 01:30:07,819 --> 01:30:09,237 Mamilette's dead. 1328 01:30:09,487 --> 01:30:10,447 I'm sorry. 1329 01:30:43,188 --> 01:30:44,397 Girls. 1330 01:30:45,857 --> 01:30:48,526 If we've made it this far, it's not a mistake 1331 01:30:48,693 --> 01:30:50,779 or a slip-up, all right? 1332 01:30:50,946 --> 01:30:55,158 You deserve to be in this final. What you're doing is huge! 1333 01:30:55,325 --> 01:30:56,493 So let's do it! 1334 01:30:56,743 --> 01:30:57,994 We step up 1335 01:30:58,453 --> 01:30:59,287 and we win! 1336 01:31:02,290 --> 01:31:03,291 You too. 1337 01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:05,335 She's not doing that behind my back. 1338 01:31:05,502 --> 01:31:07,337 Hurry up! 1339 01:31:09,673 --> 01:31:11,800 - Shit! - How do we manage? 1340 01:31:11,967 --> 01:31:13,385 Three of us! 1341 01:31:26,523 --> 01:31:28,400 Have you about finished? 1342 01:31:28,566 --> 01:31:30,026 You're sad, we all are. 1343 01:31:30,193 --> 01:31:33,238 - But get a grip. - I can't stop it! 1344 01:31:33,947 --> 01:31:36,074 Wusses like you, defending France! 1345 01:31:36,241 --> 01:31:37,993 I'm a fucking cook! 1346 01:31:38,159 --> 01:31:40,120 A cook! Leave me alone! 1347 01:31:41,287 --> 01:31:42,288 What a girlie. 1348 01:31:42,455 --> 01:31:44,332 - I'll kill you! - Me too! 1349 01:31:44,499 --> 01:31:47,043 That's enough, both of you! 1350 01:31:47,210 --> 01:31:49,462 Can't you be together without falling out? 1351 01:31:49,629 --> 01:31:54,092 Arielle, he's just got home. Give him a break, for Christ's sake! 1352 01:31:54,259 --> 01:31:56,636 He's never here, and now I get shouted at. 1353 01:31:57,721 --> 01:32:00,056 It'll feel weird when he's born, eh? 1354 01:32:00,223 --> 01:32:01,516 Plenty to talk about. 1355 01:32:01,850 --> 01:32:04,853 Neither of you was wanted, you'll have that in common! 1356 01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:05,895 Fucking bitch! 1357 01:32:07,063 --> 01:32:08,648 I told you to stop it! 1358 01:32:08,982 --> 01:32:12,569 And it's stupid because you weren't any more wanted than he was. 1359 01:32:12,736 --> 01:32:13,570 What? 1360 01:32:14,362 --> 01:32:16,781 I wasn't any more wanted than he was? 1361 01:32:17,198 --> 01:32:20,368 You were what's known as a contraceptive accident. 1362 01:32:23,788 --> 01:32:26,833 It doesn't change anything. We've always loved you. 1363 01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:28,501 Shit, we love you both! 1364 01:33:27,811 --> 01:33:29,145 You look beautiful. 1365 01:33:36,402 --> 01:33:37,987 Yes, the mobcap! 1366 01:33:39,739 --> 01:33:43,326 - No, keep it on, I love it. - You're an idiot! 1367 01:33:43,493 --> 01:33:44,828 Yeah, apparently. 1368 01:33:52,752 --> 01:33:54,337 I want to tell you something. 1369 01:34:03,930 --> 01:34:05,306 A bit closer. 1370 01:34:09,519 --> 01:34:10,854 A bit more. 1371 01:34:19,154 --> 01:34:20,530 A bit more. 1372 01:34:26,202 --> 01:34:27,370 Look... 1373 01:34:28,371 --> 01:34:31,082 There are some things I don't like hearing. 1374 01:34:31,833 --> 01:34:33,835 On this earth, 1375 01:34:34,752 --> 01:34:37,422 you're wanted by at least one person. 1376 01:34:42,594 --> 01:34:44,262 I'd like to love you. 1377 01:34:45,221 --> 01:34:47,849 - I don't much like being loved. - Perfect. 1378 01:34:48,349 --> 01:34:50,685 I like that you don't like being loved. 1379 01:34:59,194 --> 01:35:00,570 Have you got Furby? 1380 01:35:03,948 --> 01:35:05,325 Are we going or snogging? 1381 01:35:06,784 --> 01:35:07,994 Toussaint? 1382 01:35:08,536 --> 01:35:09,370 Got a problem? 1383 01:35:09,787 --> 01:35:10,830 Did I say something? 1384 01:35:10,997 --> 01:35:12,540 - Your look! - That's how I look! 1385 01:35:17,962 --> 01:35:20,715 In actual fact, the operation will be at 8 tomorrow. 1386 01:35:20,882 --> 01:35:22,550 Eight o'clock. 1387 01:35:32,727 --> 01:35:37,106 Apart from "don't worry" I didn't get any of that. 1388 01:35:45,949 --> 01:35:47,867 You can have a shower. 1389 01:35:48,034 --> 01:35:48,910 It's important. 1390 01:35:55,917 --> 01:35:58,211 Go to the self-service if you need help. 1391 01:35:58,378 --> 01:35:59,212 Self-service? 1392 01:35:59,379 --> 01:36:00,129 Weird, eh? 1393 01:36:08,429 --> 01:36:09,806 "By the way"? 1394 01:36:10,932 --> 01:36:11,849 So you take 1395 01:36:12,016 --> 01:36:13,977 one now and another in the morning. 1396 01:36:14,143 --> 01:36:15,645 By the passage! 1397 01:36:15,895 --> 01:36:17,480 What does that mean? 1398 01:36:18,523 --> 01:36:19,524 Yes, right! 1399 01:36:19,691 --> 01:36:21,359 It's a suppository. 1400 01:36:22,443 --> 01:36:24,237 You take it the back way. 1401 01:36:25,363 --> 01:36:26,447 "By the way"! 1402 01:36:57,312 --> 01:36:58,313 Hello, madam. 1403 01:36:58,479 --> 01:37:01,983 I'm looking for my wife, who must have arrived last night. 1404 01:37:02,150 --> 01:37:03,109 Nicole Payan. 1405 01:37:04,986 --> 01:37:07,447 I'm looking for my wife, Nicole Payan. 1406 01:37:08,031 --> 01:37:09,198 I don't speak English. 1407 01:37:09,365 --> 01:37:11,617 She's blonde, my wife, Nicole Payan... 1408 01:37:14,912 --> 01:37:15,788 No, madam. 1409 01:37:15,955 --> 01:37:18,583 Sorry, but it's urgent. Do you speak French? 1410 01:37:19,042 --> 01:37:20,585 - My wife... - Where is she? 1411 01:37:34,682 --> 01:37:35,725 Nicole? 1412 01:37:42,190 --> 01:37:43,524 Sorry, madam! 1413 01:38:43,584 --> 01:38:44,627 Roux. 1414 01:38:46,838 --> 01:38:47,839 Dumas. 1415 01:38:54,595 --> 01:38:55,763 I love you. 1416 01:38:56,472 --> 01:38:57,223 Me too. 1417 01:38:57,765 --> 01:38:58,808 How lovely! 1418 01:38:58,975 --> 01:39:00,893 Make the most of it this time. 1419 01:39:01,060 --> 01:39:02,353 I'll enjoy every second. 1420 01:39:02,687 --> 01:39:03,938 Well, Captain! 1421 01:39:04,105 --> 01:39:05,189 All aboard! 1422 01:39:09,318 --> 01:39:09,986 There. 1423 01:39:10,445 --> 01:39:12,822 - Very handsome. - Take care. 1424 01:39:12,989 --> 01:39:15,992 I can't believe he'll be born when I'm next home. 1425 01:39:16,159 --> 01:39:17,285 She'll be born. 1426 01:39:21,122 --> 01:39:23,499 Don't worry, I'll let you know. 1427 01:39:23,791 --> 01:39:26,002 - "Tenancy over" is the code. - No, don't! 1428 01:39:26,169 --> 01:39:28,087 I'll end up being marooned! 1429 01:39:29,380 --> 01:39:31,007 See you, bro-in-law. 1430 01:39:31,299 --> 01:39:32,633 Take care. 1431 01:39:33,259 --> 01:39:34,760 Best of luck. 1432 01:39:35,428 --> 01:39:36,846 - Son. - Dad. 1433 01:39:37,346 --> 01:39:38,097 See you. 1434 01:39:38,848 --> 01:39:39,891 Have a nice flight. 1435 01:39:40,057 --> 01:39:41,392 We step up and we win! 1436 01:39:42,268 --> 01:39:43,269 Well... 1437 01:39:44,770 --> 01:39:47,064 - Everyone's looking. - Nicole. 1438 01:39:47,315 --> 01:39:48,900 Cut the cord, let him go. 1439 01:39:49,066 --> 01:39:49,859 Well, Payans. 1440 01:39:50,026 --> 01:39:51,027 I love you all. 1441 01:39:51,527 --> 01:39:52,695 Take care. 1442 01:39:52,862 --> 01:39:54,155 See you in 4 months. 1443 01:39:54,864 --> 01:39:56,073 Sorry. 1444 01:39:56,699 --> 01:39:58,201 A fine figure of a man. 1445 01:39:58,367 --> 01:40:00,119 Don't exaggerate. 1446 01:40:00,286 --> 01:40:01,579 Goodbye! 1447 01:40:06,501 --> 01:40:07,376 Mum! 1448 01:40:07,543 --> 01:40:09,212 Gran's pissing herself! 1449 01:40:09,587 --> 01:40:10,671 Shit! 1450 01:40:11,631 --> 01:40:13,132 - Not here! - Calm down! 1451 01:40:13,299 --> 01:40:16,135 - I don't want to give birth here! - You won't. 1452 01:40:16,302 --> 01:40:17,845 - Quick, quick! - Keep calm! 1453 01:40:18,012 --> 01:40:19,096 Move it! 1454 01:40:20,056 --> 01:40:21,557 Out of the way! 1455 01:40:23,935 --> 01:40:24,602 No! 1456 01:40:24,769 --> 01:40:26,187 Go, Jean-Pierre! 90591