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You may now kiss the bride.

I love you. I love you.

This wedding got me buggy.

Oh, yay.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, how about a nice, big, juicy good morning kiss?

Not with that good morning breath.

Well, look, just one kiss.

Come on.

That's all I want, just one kiss.

That's just so sweet.

You can have just a little... What are you doing?

What am I doing? What are you doing?

Sergeant Sausage is present and ready for duty, okay? Prepare for insertion.

Wait, Eddie!

Sergeant Sausage, Vita's a vegetarian.

Look, just calm down. Close your eyes, all right? It ain't gonna take but a

minute while I'm up in it.

You knew that going in.

The wedding is days away.

I know.

And my nuts are as blue as these sheets. Come on. Hit a nigga off.

I'll hit you, all right.

Come on, y 'all.

Hi,

this is Shireen from the Good Girls.

Leave me a message, please. No, baby, let it rain.

I can't do anybody a report.

I'm already here.

Oh, uh -uh.

I gotta get it.

Hey,

girl,

I know he's there.

I don't know why your fine ass is wasting your time with him anyway.

You need to be chilling with me. Because, girl, you know I'll lick you up

down like an ice cream cone on a hot summer's day.

Damn, you are fine, girl.

It's your friend that's not party trained.

It's my cousin, baby, and someone's got to look out for him. Just look out.

Boy, you sure look good this morning.

You're missing something, though.

Check this out.

Now, talk to me.

What's up for breakfast?

Talk to me.

Talk to him. Let's give it to him. I'll tell you, you know, based on the color

scheme, I think this looks better on you.

Listen, man, we got to get ready to pick up kids' little dreadhead cousins from

the airport. And then we got to plan a bachelor party. And then we need to talk

about my 50 -50 -50 fractions of kid -in -place productions you guys owe me for

my personal services, man.

Stinky, if you go to school like your mother wants you to, you'd understand

business more, the percentages instead of the fractions. And right now, I'm

trying to close a very important business deal. I'm going to have to get

you later.

Stinky. I'm not asking for much, okay? Why don't you just hook me up with some

of that French toast that you be making, all right? French toast, when you have

it stacked up, and it just laying on the side, the strawberries, and it just,

hey, I got chili.

I've never made any French toast.

You have me confused with Sydney again.

I'm going to tell you what happened. I was tripping. I made a mistake.

See, what had happened was that was play, okay?

And he had gone to France, right, with his girl. And at one point, they

made a toast. So there's a French toast.

Don't even try it, kid.

People do not toast with malt liquor, and that is all I have ever seen play

drink. You're busted.

Let's start with you.

When we started going out, you promised me we could make a demo.

A demo?

Come on, baby, I could do better than that.

I'm talking about hooking you up with one of the largest promoters that ever

lived. Probably by the name of Showboat.

I'm getting with him this morning.

Yeah, right.

That's right.

And, um, I hope when we give you that call, that's a pride call,

that you're ready.

Lay.

Yep.

Lay.

What?

I sure hope kids' cousins have bus fare.

Oh, today I was throwing me a little party Friday night.

Nothing big, just a few of the girls, perhaps some wine, a male stripper.

Well, I'll have a good time. Let me know what went down with that, all right?

Yes,

darling. Did you say male dancer?

No. I said stripper.

Oh, oh, my bad.

Stripper. Janelle got some guy named Night Heat. Night Heat? Night Heat. She

thought the girls would get a kick out of it.

Can I kick Janelle? No, you can't kick Janelle. In an organ of my choice, can I

kick her repeatedly? No, you can't. No, you can't, because she will kick you

back, and I can't have you two kicking each other. No. See you later.

Johnny Booz, what's up?

Yeah, it's playtime.

Yeah, we got to make this brief, man, because I'm calling from the car.

Yeah. My boy, his bachelor party, that's right.

Of course I got the dough.

Yo, just get a pen out, man.

Friday night at the Desmore Hotel.

That's right. Now, who you got?

Angina Williams.

Angina Williams?

Yo, ain't that the girl that does the disappearing act with the beer bottles?

Bet. Perfect for kids. Yo, good looking out, man. Don't let me down, man. All

right, cool. Peace out, Black.

Yo, Angina Williams, man.

Tell me something.

How did your foul ass put the move like that, man? I keep trying to tell you in

kid, man. It's the American way.

Excuse me, sir.

Yes, can I help you?

Sir, we just flew in from Detroit to perform in front of some senior

And all our luggage is gone.

Our show clothes.

Our CD player.

George.

George? Who's George?

You know, George, his teddy bear.

Oh, your teddy bear.

Gee, I'm so sorry, but I know how it feels. My slinky died two years ago. I

still wake up crying.

This is an insurance form. You know how to fill it out, don't you? You write

down socks, $50 ,000, and you carry a car in your suitcase.

May God bless you.

Oh, and God bless you, too. Sorry about the eye. Did you lose that for luggage

also?

Hey, yo, yo, yo, slow down. Pull over here.

Yo, what for?

Man, just pull over. We got to get our luggage, fool.

Yo, I thought they lost your luggage.

Ah, stupid.

You really think we don't have to lose our luggage? We were just trying to make

some more little vacation money. You know, to bring some girls to Hawaii. Yo,

you know what you three punks just did is against the law, man?

You could end up in Juvie Hall, and that's the first stop on the way to the

house. You know what they do to little boys in the big house? Make little girls

out of them. That's right.

No. So take us to Capitol Records, MCA Records, Motown, and Virgin Records to

let everybody know that you're mature as in the house. The only house you're

going to be is in the house you're going to be in for all this summer when

you're on punishment, man. You ain't going to be cutting up like you did.

at me. You understand me?

Yo, watch the video.

Watch the finish.

Yo, yo, yo, yo.

Some wild bunches here.

What's up, fellas?

What's going on?

Hello,

Lucy. What's up, Peter?

Aunt Lucy, these are your brother Petey's grandchildren.

If you say so.

Honey, your pants are too big.

But I knew you were going to take care of that.

Playing stinky, I brought some lunch for you and the boys that's in there on the

kitchen table.

A word?

That's what I'm talking about. And I hope everybody ate because I ain't

damn thing.

Fellas, I want you to meet my fiance, Vita.

Hi, guys.

Oh, you're so cute.

Look at your little dress.

I don't know which one of you is the cutest.

You're pretty cute yourself, too.

Damn, kid, I know you had it going on like this. She is fun.

Hey, but, kid, what happened to that big booty girl, you know, when you went to

college with?

Ooh, uh, look at the time.

You know, we have a meeting today that we're late for. We have a meeting, so we

have to go, and we're late. Uh, Play, uh, Stinky, Play. You know the big booty

girl. I think her name was Sidney.

Play, Stinky, look, we got a meeting. Come on, let's roll.

Well, what's with all these worms in your head, boy?

I hope you left some food for the little ones.

Of course we did, Aunt Lucy. Of course we did. Now, well, of course I did.

Navita said you could have something to eat. She didn't say go and eat up all

that Chinese food.

It was fried chicken, Aunt Lucy. Hush your mouth. Chinese people don't eat

chicken.

What?

Yo, kid, I'm telling you right now, man, we're going to sell seconds as a weapon

to showboats.

Wait a minute. We haven't even signed them yet.

I thought we were having this meeting to find out if he was even interested in

them. Come on, kid. You know I got the skills, man.

We're going to get the girls to sign.

We're going to sell them the showboat, man. It's the American way. Sell them

what you don't own, man. I do it all the time. Look, this could backfire, man.

This could backfire big time.

Clay, don't you know what you're doing is against the law?

Keep it up and you will end up in the joint in the cell next to ours.

Yeah.

Just once?

Come on, just once, man. Let me just hit him once. No.

Now, we're here on business, all right? I want you guys to act like you got some

home training, okay?

Man, we know how to act in public.

All right, I don't want to have to hurt you.

Now, I told you I'm not hearing that, Ruben.

Forget about it. Look, I can go and slap your mother.

You better get my money.

I'm not playing, boy. Get my money.

Get it now.

Showboat, what's up?

Hey, hey, fellas, fellas.

Let's make some money.

Talk to me quick.

That's Showboat.

Hey, yo, move that shit off the table.

That slice.

Go ahead.

Showboat, we really want to work with you. Now, we have what we believe to be

very solid business proposition that'll prove to be lucrative for all parties

involved. Well, I like it so far.

You know that girl who sex is a weapon, right? Oh, yeah, them girls are on, Sly.

Well, it just so happens we signed them to an exclusive contract yesterday, man.

And, um, we want to go on tour, and we want to do business with you. You

I got a 12 -city tour of the Chitlin' Circuit.

I'm about to start right now.

You know, a group like sex is a weapon. Who can set that baby on fire?

Give me three Gs, my brother, and we got a deal.

Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why do I need to go through you?

I'm the man.

Shit, playa, you ain't nothing but a sucker MC. And kid, you generally ain't

shit. Stinky. Well, I think the name speaks for itself.

Yo, man, my name ain't Stinky, man. It's James, right? I'm getting all excited.

See, you don't seem to understand.

Sex is a weapon ain't doing jack without us saying so.

What he means to say, Showboat, is that they respect our opinions

with regard to their career movement.

Yo, kid, cut all that bullshit out, man.

Yo, you obviously don't know who you're dealing with up in here. How you

working? I know who I'm dealing with, motherfucker, and it better be local.

This is Play.

Say hello to the man himself,

Showboat.

Showboat? I can't believe it's for real.

Yeah, she's unbelievable, baby. I know. Go ahead. Go ahead.

We're sitting here talking about a 12 -city tour, sweetheart, and all you got

do is say yes, and Play will take care of the rest.

There it is.

You know what? I'll bring home the condoms. I'm sorry. I'll bring home the

contracts tonight, baby. Keep it clean.

Hook them up, Ms. Payne. Hook me up.

Aren't there a few things that we should discuss before we start taking

Showboat's money?

What are you talking? Kid, kid, kid. Ain't nothing but a G thing, baby. We

adults here.

Showboat trusts us. He's a businessman.

We a businessman.

You're a silly motherfucker.

Showboat don't trust shit.

No, no, no, no. My daddy always say don't trust nobody but your mama and

cut the debt.

Fuck that. Make sure you do what you say you're going to do. You got my money,

boy. Oh, one more thing. Go out, have a good time, but look, look, look.

Whatever you do.

You can talk about my mama, steal my car, take my jewelry.

But don't, don't mess with my money.

Oh, when you do that, you done fucked... Then you

messing with the wrong G.

The wrong G.

Now, um, here's a list of those 12 cities we talking about.

Make sure you have those girls sign that contract by tomorrow.

And until then, let's make some money.

this morning, you know?

Kid had his reunion with his little cousin, and they are three of the cutest

little boys you ever want to see, until one of them asked Kid what happened to

the big booty girl he used to date in college. Oh, no, he didn't.

Does he know my name? Oh, don't you see that? That's wrong.

Not with this day I've been having.

And not only that, Kid kept going on about how good my French toast is.

But you don't like French toast.

Look, Vita, you're my baby cousin and I love you.

But if you're having second thoughts about this, then maybe you ought to keep

thinking. Now, you're more than welcome to continue living with me. I love

having you. Now, if Kid were not ready, he would not have saved for a condo,

bought me this ring.

He could have a car.

Janelle, I am wearing the man's car.

He announced our engagement, not me.

He never got this far with Sidney.

Yeah, that's good Sydney happened same

Okay,

got got got

Calm your nerves. Have a seat. Have a seat.

All right? Just sit down and do whatever Thinky tells you to, okay? You sit

down. Whatever. Man, I keep telling you, I ain't no babysitter for these kids,

man. Y 'all need to be trying to impress them girls, man. Clay, take me with

you, man. They look at me, they gonna sign that contract.

Thinky, do me a favor.

Either wash your ass or sit the hell down and shut up. Please.

Hi, kid.

Hi, kid.

I mean, hi, lady.

You know what? We need to talk in a better business atmosphere. So why don't

kick it in the ball with some drinks? Our treat.

Right this way. Right this way.

That's what I'm talking about. Getting out to the real nitty gritty. Some

business. Some ballistics, y 'all.

Real business.

Business minds.

Big money.

Business.

Kid. Kid.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You got to excuse my friend. He's zoning out. This weekend he's getting married

and, you know, we're planning a big bachelor party for him on Friday. You

what? Why don't you come down and help me change his mind?

Well, anyway, the thought is get some drink. Get some!

That's French, you know.

Hi, can I take a drink order?

I'd like a slow screw against the wall.

Ooh, and I have a...

Sex on the beach.

You know what? I can take care of these orders myself.

Beat it, Benson.

Oh, wait. Before you go, we'll have two tap orders with ice. A domestic with a

quiz.

Oh, yeah.

And we're choosing a house.

Ready to tear it up? What the hell for the boys in the van?

We gonna kick a little something like something, something, something like

We

generated

quite a bit of heat with your demo.

Frankly, we're very confident that we can get you a label deal.

We want you to sign with us.

Yo, cut the bull.

Sign with us, pal.

12 City Tour, that's the way we roll.

And there it is.

A 12 -city tour for real?

That's right.

Hold up.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

12 -city tour just might be all right if we go to places like Montreal, New

York, D .C., okay?

That's what I'm talking about. Say what? Say huh?

I like that.

Well,

here's the itinerary.

Buck Tucker, Oklahoma.

Stand back, Alabama.

Nigga keep running Mississippi.

Not even.

Hold up.

Hold up.

See, y 'all niggas ain't even gonna play us like that. Y 'all know we roll like

filet mignon.

And y 'all trying to play us out like some soybean burger?

Bruh. We have better things to do.

Who's she for? Collette.

Sex is a weapon.

Yes, we're ready to do business.

You know what, guys?

I only think it's fair to let y 'all know that we've been meeting with

management and, uh... Coldblood?

He's a crook. Look at that punk who robbed you for all the loot you make.

telling you right now. Straight up and down on the reels.

I don't know. What y 'all talking about? He said that he would get us a Mustang

5 .0.

Why 5 .0? 5 .0. Okay.

Mm -hmm. 5 .0.

Okay, uh, for starters, uh, we could hook you up with a budget for your

wardrobe. For your wardrobe for your first tour.

No.

he said he'd give us our own fashion designer, okay?

That's all you want. We got the best in the West. We're talking, um, Aunt Lucy

fashion.

Fuck your freestyling. That's what three did.

Run home and tell all your friends what we did. Mix the hip -hop with this thing

called jazz.

It's the case, boy. You can kiss my ass, me don't quit this. I tell you no lies.

That's how this thing go. Kick it with the lingo. Quit me like a pringle. He

already guaranteed us 4 .34%.

of the venue gross receipts based on generally accepted industry account

practices. So, we anticipated that you could at least give us 4 .5%, you know

what I'm saying, to fatten the pockets and give me the issues to put the cash

my hand.

Sounds good to me. You?

Okay. That might not be a problem. Wait, wait, okay. All right, um, all right.

If cold blood's gonna go there, uh, okay, perhaps we can adjust these

that we're looking at... Shit.

Uh... Wait, wait, wait a minute. Okay.

Perhaps we can... Well, perhaps we can... Wait, wait, wait. We change the

figures to reduce some of our overhead.

Flip it.

Carry the three. And then we're looking at... Hell no.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. All right, all right. Hold up. Hold up a second. Hold

a second. All right. How about this?

We give you plays cut so that we're looking at a great... Nigga, you're

Check this out. It's going to be a G -per show.

We'll take care of all the hotel and the travel arrangements, and that's as fast

as it's going to get. I'm putting my foot down.

Well, ladies, look at him. Look at him, look at him.

Looks like Cold Blood's deal is a little bit better than this one.

And when y 'all become big time and can beat that 5 .0, give us a call.

You know what? Too bad, too.

I was...

Just about to make me a new friend.

Sorry about him.

Yo, wait a minute. Wait a minute. We can work this out. Yo, yo. Hey, hey, yo.

Slow. Damn,

man. Shit, we almost had him, man.

Aunt Lucy's fashion.

We just here to give a kick in the booster.

So feel free to make a contribution.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. You heard the kids. We were available for

children's parties, bar mitzvahs, tweets, 16th weddings, anything.

Just put some money in the hat. It's for the kids. Come on, man. It's for the

kids, you know?

Here's the world, you know what I'm saying? Here's the world. It's for the

you know?

Hey, who put a food stamp in the hat, man?

Hey, yo, what up? This is Ex -Con Catering where we do chicken right. You

something like the warden used to.

Whether you like it or not.

I remember one time I was in jail. I didn't eat the food. They locked me in

hole. Six weeks down there wondering why.

Nobody came to visit. No phone calls, no nothing. I'm just down there starving

because I didn't eat the damn food. I ain't got to eat the food the warden

me. You know what I'm saying? Butcher, butcher, nigga, chill out. We got the

pardon. We free.

Chill out.

Hey, who the hell is this?

Oh, how you doing, mama?

What you want, 200 pounds of chili Saturday night?

You got it. Hey.

Oh, look what the fuck we got here.

Three marked -ass nappers.

Yo, man, fuck all that. What's all my order for Friday night, huh?

It depends on what your bitch ass get.

What the fuck you want? Some chitlins, some cheese, spam, tuna, some tomatoes?

What the fuck you want?

Hey, look out. Look out, punk.

Come on in, Big Dookie. Big Dookie?

Yo, man, this ain't no damn Benihana's. You know what I'm saying? Look, man,

this is all we want. Some chicken wings, hot dogs, and a case of 40s. You got

that? First of all, you need to calm the fuck down and go gargle, funky.

Man, my name is Stinky.

Stinky, all right?

Stinky, funky, smell hella bad. It's all the same.

Fuck all of that. Nigga, your name is funky because you come up in here

like butt crack now.

Yo, squash all that, man. All I'm telling you about is the food better be

You hear what I'm saying? Oh, look at this nigga. Mr. Baller. Mr. High Roller.

Mr. Flashy fucking money. With this, you got it like that, punk. Pay a nigga

now. You got my food now?

Or maybe you have it.

Fuck all the dust. Let me tell you something. You don't come in this

motherfucker making no goddamn demands. Nigga will fuck around and throw your

punk ass on the grill.

Straight make some barbecue bits. Fuck all that. Nigga bake all three of they

punk asses and make three bits pie now.

Look, why don't we just give him all the money now, okay?

Yo, forget that kid, man. The original deal was a deposit. I refuse to be

intimidated by these three losers.

That's bullshit, man. It's just... Bullshit. Especially like some midget

you, you hairy bastard. Kick it, cuz. Look here, motherfucker. I will kick you

in your nuts to make your jaws swell.

You think you won't? You think you won't, you punk -ass niggas, huh?

Yo, kid!

Just have the food there. Thank you. Yo, the food better be on. Nigga, your

sister better be on. Your mother's on.

Hey, your grandmama's straight on.

Check this out.

After this tour, you two are gonna be the bomb.

You're gonna blow up.

Trust me.

Trust me.

Now you're going to remember to listen to that tape I gave you, right?

Of course. I listen to anything worth holding on to. And believe me, y 'all

definitely got something I've got to get my hands on. Word up, you know?

Talent scouting again, huh?

Play. You workaholic.

You know what? I got to take care of something real quick.

I'll get right back at you. We're going to get into this.

We're going to get into this.

Janelle, Janelle. What's up, sweetheart?

Tell me something, play.

Doesn't it ever bother you?

What?

Misleading women the way you do.

Misleading women? Yeah.

Janelle, they are a group.

I am a manager.

In the entertainment business, they work together.

I'm working with them. Come on now. You know my stuff.

You're helping yourself to something while you're at it, right?

Well, you coming off like they're supposed to be like helpless females or

something. I mean, let's think about it here. Has it ever occurred to you that

perhaps they're enjoying this just as much as I am? Have you ever thought

that? Yeah, I have.

And it frightens me.

Look, the sooner we get this started, the sooner I can get out of here.

Did you reserve the cupcakes for the ushers? Yes, I reserved the cupcakes for

the ushers, and I'm going to pay for them, too. Well, that's the least you

do. The bride pays for everything else. And it'll be the last thing she probably

pays for. I mean, right after that ring is on her finger, that's pretty much her

car blanche to do whatever she pleases while my man's out there breaking his

back and she turns into the gimme gimme girl.

I knew you was primitive, but I didn't think you was a pure caveman.

Now, I guess it goes down like that with those gold -digging hoochie mama gut

-bucket skeezers you attract.

Well, tell me something, baby. What do you really have to offer? I mean,

Well, it just so happens that what I have to offer might be more than you can

handle, you know?

And when you are ready to become a full -fledged woman, why don't you give me a

call?

Baby, I'm full, I'm fledged, and I'm all woman.

But I need more than a thing.

I need a whole meal.

Janelle, sweetheart.

Woman, I have you talking in tongues.

I gotta go.

I bet you do.

You done lost your mind.

And speaking of tongues, like I said, you two are gonna be big.

Man, I ain't got no money. Y 'all gotta get the millionaire spot.

Come on, multi -platter.

Come on, both of y 'all pay. Hey, what's up, guys? What's going on? What's up,

cousin Kit?

What kind of game is that? The music biz.

The music biz?

This was a concert promoter. Yeah, and this beautiful woman right here is... is

a groupie. Think, yeah, we ready. We got the game down.

Now it's all about getting paid big time. You know, real money. Look, look,

not easy, okay?

I've been in the music business for four years now, and it doesn't get any

easier. It's very difficult, and you have to work really hard.

Don't worry. Can't we smart?

We see I do it wrong by watching you and play.

Y 'all some good teachers.

So do I.

Damn, I wish you was here.

Me too, Uncle Vesta.

Besides, he owe me $150.

Uncle Vesta, you remember me?

Boy, remember you?

Let me tell you.

Last time, boy, I saw you, you was his size.

And the last time, boy, I saw you, you was his size.

And the last time I saw you, there was a quarter pound of doodoo in your drawer.

Hey, man, you just got here. Don't be sweating me like that.

Sweating?

Boy, I ain't beginning to sweat you.

First thing tomorrow morning.

I bought

you something. You know I

can't come without bringing you anything.

Eugene! Yeah, my favorite AT. Yeah!

Look here. This is for you.

Oh.

Isn't that beautiful?

Beautiful, Eddie. Beautiful.

If lost, please return to 1637 Black Devil.

Okay,

look. All right. I think it's about that time, guys. Let's go to bed, okay?

We'll play the game tomorrow.

I'll take them upstairs. Come on.

Where's the stairs, honey? Yeah, the stairs are right where they've always

Aunt Lucy.

Okay.

All right, 10 o 'clock, we'll be in the bed in a doggone way.

All in my Kool -Aid, don't know the flavor.

In my business. So, so, so, boy, you're getting mad, man. So tell me about your

financier. Is she pretty?

Oh, my fiancee. Yeah, yeah. Tell my boyfriend.

Oh, she's very pretty. Can she cook?

Oh, yes, she can cook. You, you don't... Hell, well, she ain't knocked up, is

she? No, no, no. Good, good.

Well, you got Uncle Fester's blessings, man.

Uncle Bess is going to go on upstairs now. He's kind of tired. Uncle Bess,

before you go, I just wanted to ask you something. What do you need, son?

Well, see, my girl and I, we get along fine. Uh -huh. But I'm just having a

little problem getting her parents to like me.

Parents? What do you want them to get to like you for?

Boy, just be yourself.

If people don't like you for being yourself, fuck them.

Let me tell you something.

I used to go with a girl about your age.

I tried to please her peppy all the time without my way to please her peppy.

I come in one day, I said, nice weather we're having. He said, you can't say

that. You can't say that. It might rain.

I said, nice tie you got on. He said, you can't say that. My wife tried to

me with it.

Point I'm trying to tell you, son, is be yourself.

People don't like how you be yourself.

Fuck them.

Fuck them up against the wall. Wear handcuffs on them. That's all you do.

Words to live by. Live by them, son.

Okay, I'm going to...

Go to the club now, Uncle Vester, and just go.

You go on and enjoy yourself, boy.

You're about to save your soul in a couple of days.

Brother, you did a good job.

It's a good kid.

Always been a good kid.

That's why we call him Kid.

Boy just needs some goddamn sun.

Like Casper from Friend of Ghosts.

Scared the hell out of me when I came here. My fist balled up my damn self.

Yo,

kid. Rock Pachi is working it, man.

I hear you're getting married.

Too bad.

Oh, no, no. He's not married yet. He hasn't jumped the green stick yet.

She's intense.

Uh, thanks, but no thanks.

Maxine, I'm already taken.

Okay.

But if you change your mind...

Yo, man, you done crossed over, man. Any natural man would have waxed that ass,

man. You and this Vida thing, man. All she's going to do is ask you to jump,

all you're going to go is, I'll hide.

Look, don't you get it? I love Vida, okay? I'm getting married to her. I'm

trying to go into the situation right.

Thank you. Yo, kid, you've changed, man. I just hope after you get married, we

can still... What?

Yo,

man, where's the fruit basket?

Right there, King.

Oh, yeah.

We didn't see shit.

Oh, uh, sorry. Well, I guess you heard him at least.

Yo, we got a big show next week, man. What's up? Y 'all ready?

Yo, man, that kid cold blood jerked us again, man. Yo, I'm telling you, we

should have got the dough up front.

Now we're short.

Well, somebody better pay us some money up in here or it's going to be some ass.

Yeah, and I got your back, MC Cataract. Wait, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Look, look, we ain't even got to go there, man. Just put the gun down. Calm

down. Yeah, y 'all need to kill that noise, man. You know we're going to

you up with a little something. A little something, man.

Oh, oh, no, no, no. This is the wrong president.

Here,

guys. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Ben Franklin.

Yeah. It's not wise to mess with three brothers with big stick.

Now, let's go find some of those honeys.

Yeah, man. Oh, yeah. We're going to get the youth wing back. Oh, yeah.

Oh, where they at?

119th and Avalon. Oh, let's go. That's where they are. Where the girl?

Here, take this. Take this. Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it. Oh, yeah.

Yo, come on. Let's go. No, no, no, no. I ain't going nowhere until these

brothers are off the streets, man. Word up.

Oh, let's go get those honeys.

Yo, Playman, I've been thinking.

We've been at this music thing for a while now, man. We still ain't got two

nickels to rub together.

Vita's parents have been stressing me, man. Stressing me about getting a

Oh, don't say that, man. Don't say the J word. Don't say the J word, man. I'm

gonna say it. Job, motherfucker. Job.

And maybe they're right.

I mean, it's not like I can just think about myself anymore.

I'm gonna have a wife soon.

She got a job too, don't she?

Nigga. Come on, man, we gotta put this back in perspective, man. I mean, you

know, come on, think about it. Look out there, what do you see?

A wino sleeping in his old bonnet? No, no, no, not that, man. I mean, look out

there, man. We in the land of L .A., man, Hollywood, man, where dreams come

true. They just don't come true like that, man. It's hard work and

man. Am I just going crazy or didn't we have a dream? Remember?

Yeah, I remember.

But look, I'm getting older now.

Would you believe I... I've even thought about cutting my hair. Oh, this is more

serious than I thought. It gets worse.

The other day I went out shopping to buy some gear.

I almost bought a tie.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You're making me nauseous now. I mean, yo, man,

know we've been through a lot. I don't always come through. But this one I feel

real good about, man. Just give me a little time on this one, man. Yo, you

what? I'll make a deal with you.

Straight up and down. If I don't come through with sex as a weapon, I'll go

a haircut with you and I'll get Matt and Todd.

Deal?

I'm serious.

for a king.

Come here, king.

Come here, boy.

Oh, I thought king was dead.

My pancakes is black.

So is my eggs.

It's Cajun style.

If this is Cajun, I'm Caucasian.

Boys are right. This food is awful.

Cajun is an acquired taste.

That's why didn't nobody order it. So what about burgers?

Yeah, I'm hungry.

Look.

There, breakfast.

It's the best I can do.

Look, if I don't get out of here and get to my meeting, I'm not going to get

paid. Yeah, I got to get out of here, too, man. I got me a date.

You do?

Who's the lucky lady?

Got a chef down at Roland's Chicken and Grit House. I'm hungrier than a hostage.

I'm getting the hell out of here.

So, kid, you going to let us bust our little ruckus at your bachelor party?

Yeah, kid, you know that's why we're here.

See, we look at it, and the party's going to be filled with big booty girls,

honey, you know.

Hello, hello.

Look, fellas, there are not going to be any honeys at the party. Just the

fellas. Just the fellas.

So get it out of your head, just calm down, relax, and get ready for the

wedding, okay?

You told your kid to play a played out, man.

Looks like this fool will, by the way, man. Now, now, wait a minute. Sit down.

You know Aunt Lucy, man. She still thinks Sammy Davis is sleeping in the

room, man.

You know, she's a couple of times away from a picnic.

Look, I'm proud of you, boy.

I'm proud of what you did to those three youngsters over there.

When you sit up there and you told them kids, man, there wasn't going to be any

women at that bachelor party. I'm proud of you.

But I know there's going to be a few women at that bachelor party.

Look, Vita is the only woman for me. I'm trying to go into this marriage right.

No women.

Boy, ain't nobody talking about no women for you.

I'm talking about some women for me. What's wrong with you?

Look, I'm sorry. Look, Uncle Bester, I gotta go.

Go!

Boy, you had to go on to get a white woman. That ain't a wreck his mind.

That boy ain't worth two dead flies mad.

Your Uncle Ken is pissing us, man.

Who you coming? He won't even listen to our demo.

Yeah, he won't even let us go to the bachelor party.

Hey, yo, yo, Jerome.

Peep this out, dude.

Hey,

we definitely gotta get with them.

From here on in, we doing our own thing.

Hey, baby, you got something? What?

Your conversation.

Well, let's take it over right here.

Shh, give me a break.

Hey, why y 'all dressed like twins?

We got a private school here in Spain.

I would go to Detroit Public Schools.

Now, how did I know that?

Listen, we stand at that house over across the street, 1637 Blass Ave.

Friday night, we got the crib to ourselves.

And we'll be thinking about having a little party, you know, a serious

Detroit style.

Excuse me.

I got a certified letter here for Mr.

Marcus James.

Oh, that's me.

Oh, yeah.

Party now.

We had a party Friday night. Won't you come? Oh, yeah.

Wear that uniform.

Yeah, because I like girls with dolls and fantasy.

Now, why would I want to come to a party given by some little boys?

So I can show how deep love can get. And, oh, yeah, it can get deep.

Aren't y 'all cute?

Where are you going, cutie? Come back over here.

Want some candy?

Let's go.

Hey.

Close that goddamn door!

Air -condition the whole neighborhood!

We'll get it!

What's up, man?

They ain't here. Oh, where the hell they at?

Look, man, we had a meeting here.

I ain't got time to wait. I got to pick up money over here. I got to pick money

up here, man. And I came to pick money right here.

Look here.

You tell them when they get here, Johnny Boo stopped by to pick up the money for

Aunt Johnny Williams, okay?

That's the stripper for the bachelor party.

Oh, yeah.

They told me that you'll be stopping by Aunt to pay you if you can pop this

check.

Oh, let me see that. Let me see that card.

money first wait a minute i got money they don't play me like i ain't got no

money i handle mine check that check that wait wait a minute wait a minute i

more i got more right here wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a

minute oh okay all right all right all right here we go same

time bro i don't know you man same time i don't know you okay now you know

the party's gonna be here still the hotel right Cool, cool, cool, cool,

cool. Okay, you tell Play. You tell Play and Jenna gonna be here Friday night,

all right? And look it, you tell them I need the rest of my money, man. I owe

people. A couple of my girls got killed in a car wreck, all right?

I need the money. Shut up, Wally.

Yo, that's the dancer that Janelle hired for Phoebe's party.

Yo, pull over, man. I want to peep this guy.

I can't let any old muscle -bound, booty -shaking chump dance at my baby's

party. Come on. Come on, kid. Be for real, man. We got a lot to do, man. We

three days to the wedding. Three days, man. We ain't got no time to be worried

about the competition.

Yo, kid, man. Dog, I don't mean no harm, but, man, this shit's over, man. Do you

know who night it is?

That Henry Charles thing. I went to high school with him, man.

The boy is large. Took showers with him, man. This shit is huge. He must be from

Africa. Talk about shabba.

These shit is just huge, man. Wait a minute, wait. You in the shower checking

out his Jimmy? No. Look, play.

I think your cousin needs some serious counseling, okay?

No question about that, but seriously, man, since this dude be sweating that

brother, man, sweating him something awful, man.

I'm telling you, man, he drives the honeys crazy, man. Look at that line.

at all those girls, man. And guys in the line, too, so you know I figured it.

Yo, man, the wedding might be awful once Vita peeps a peek at the pole that

brother's packing.

Shit, try and say that three times.

Janelle, you're my maid of honor, right?

Mm -hmm.

Then why don't you have your little butt over here helping me figure out who I'm

going to sit next to who?

Whoa. Beat it.

This says that 50 % of all marriages end in divorce.

Divorce. And after only three years of marriage, couples have sex

once a week.

Once a week.

And when they do, they don't even like it.

Did you know, Janelle?

What?

That ever since Kid and I announced our engagement, well, you've changed.

I've changed.

You've changed. I've changed, Vita. You've changed. I've changed.

Yes, you have really been dogging Kid out lately.

Because he is a dog. He is not a dog. He is a man.

The man that I'm going to marry.

Thank you.

Well, I know play.

And play is 100 % all dog.

Atomic dog, mighty dog, underdog, deputy dog,

snoot dog, and dog dog.

And everybody knows that kid and play are like this.

Dogs of a family.

Vida?

Girl, you look like you just saw a ghost.

I did.

It's Sydney.

Hi, Vida.

Hi,

Sydney. I was in the neighborhood and I decided to stop in and browse and really

congratulate you on your wedding.

Thanks.

Thanks a lot.

This is my cousin and business partner, Janelle.

Hi, nice to meet you. Same here.

You guys have a lot of nice things in here.

Thank you. I guess I have to buy something in, huh?

You know what?

Those earrings we got in last week.

Perfect.

They have Sydney written all over them.

Well, let's see these Sydney earrings.

Good.

That's a bad suit.

Thank you.

Oh, those are cute.

I like those.

Could you put those in a box for me, please?

Sure will.

Vita, you know, I'm really glad Kid found someone to love.

He had a really hard time after we broke up.

It seems like his management company is doing really well, and you have a

beautiful shop here.

I'm glad you guys are happy. It all really is.

Could you give him my best, please?

I sure will. And, um, I wish you all the best in D .C., and...

Good luck and success and all that old stuff. And wear these in good health.

well, I'll do that. Take that with you. Okay. Take care of yourself, all right?

All right. Thanks, Sidney. Bye -bye.

Wow. I was wrong about her.

She really was nice.

Yeah.

And her booty wasn't that big.

Lucy Vita.

You just let me in five minutes ago.

Today?

Yeah, I'm taking some of kid's stuff over to our condo.

It's Vita, kid's fiance.

Well, nobody tells me anything.

Damn, this is heavy.

Stinky, stinky, stinky.

Come on, help us out.

I can't believe your cousin is that lazy playing.

Oh, he's your cousin, all right.

Okay,

I can deal with this. This I can deal with. You know, since the word got out

that I'm getting married...

You wouldn't believe the kind of play I'm getting from the ladies. I mean,

that wouldn't even talk to me before. I don't understand it.

Come on, kid. At least act like you know men. Women, that's just how they live

it. Word, man. Play is right, man. Women are just like cats, man. They finicky.

When they want you is when they want you. When you got a girl, that's when

want you.

Oh, thank you. What the hell are you talking about?

Yeah, thank you. Since when did you become an expert on women?

All your data fat girls.

See, see, that's what you want, man. I don't date just fat girls, man. I date

skinny girls on the verge of being fat, fat girls on the verge of being obese.

Man, in fact, I'm dating your sister. What's she, 380? I'm taking her to the

slaughterhouse to eat tonight.

That was unnecessary.

Okay, it was, I admit. But I gotta crush y 'all guys' ego, man, because y 'all

think y 'all all that. Especially you. You think you some kind of dark gable or

something, man. Well, suppose I am.

Well, suppose you ain't, because you know I pick up your roster, man, and I'm

dating one of your girls tonight. You recognize 555 -1237?

Give me my beeper, fool.

Yo, kid, what was up with you and Maxine last night, man? She was, like, all up

in your grill, man. That girl is the bomb.

Yo, you said that right. That girl has the fattest rum shaker. I can't front.

Yo, man, if I was y 'all, I would have waxed that ass, man. I mean, you got a

couple of days, and I was going to save it as a surprise.

But through reliable sources, through the grapevine, Sidney's back in town.

I know you want to wax that.

But ow!

One more time.

Just tear it up, man. Just tear it up, man. What are you, my retarded echo?

Let's go.

Hey, yo, kid, man, if you need my crib for anything to get away from Vida or to

get hold of Sidney, hey, man, just call me. It's yours.

Look, guys, for the last time, Sidney is yesterday's news. I'm committed to

Vida, okay?

Let's go.

Man, you're going out. Next thing you know, you'll be watching Oprah butt

eating bonbons with Vida.

Ooh, I know you're going to look good because you know you got it going on.

too bad you're getting married.

Hold it.

Let's get this started.

I see you still shop at the little boy shop, don't you?

You laugh now because I got a body of a little boy, right? But you know what? I

got the power of 10 men. You know what I'm saying? Tell them, cuz. And thank

you. And with them two big donuts you got right there, you can feed a starving

child Somalia for a whole month.

Can I have one?

Please, your mouth don't even open that big. Besides, little man, I'd use you

like dental floss and then I would throw you away.

That's all right, but you know, nine out of ten dinners recommend me, so what's

up? Let me clean them seats.

Please, let me measure real, man.

Hey, check it out. There's a kid's bachelor party. It's Friday night at the

Dinsmore Hotel. How about you come on down and bring your two friends with

I'll put them on the gas. Hey, don't go there.

Hey, Esther, just how much are we paying for these tuxes? Hey, hey, hey, hey, we

ain't got to go there either, man. I got this covered.

Ho, ho, ho, motherfucker.

The showboat is back in town.

Shit.

Hey, hey, you can't bring them animals in here. Do you have a leash for her? I

got a funny feeling.

A real funny feeling that y 'all done took my money, the boat money, and used

for this bachelor party.

Check this out.

Let me tell you something. If I don't get that contract right now, old Cujo

is going to give you three new assholes.

Uh, showboat.

Come on, man. We're supposed to be boys, man. I mean, come on, I'm going to do

good by the contract. You know that.

Hey, man, two days.

Trust me. I told you the boat don't trust me.

Oh, shit!

Hello? No, Marcus is at the playground.

Call back later, Tracy.

Kid's funeral home. You stab him, we grab him.

No, Marcus isn't here, Gina.

A party?

No, they're not having no party.

Can I ask how old you are?

You sound a little old to be calling them.

All right, just call back later, okay?

Is everybody ready?

I've got the engine running. My mother has food on the table.

And we don't want to keep my mother waiting.

What a pretty girl.

I should introduce you to my boy, Kit.

Kit, you ought to marry this girl. She's much better for you than that fiance

you brought here yesterday.

I mean, that girl was way too tall for you.

You're right, Aunt Lucy. I am a better choice.

Oh, yeah, much better than the girl that wanted night heat at her party.

Oh, really?

Oh, yeah, you know the one? The one that thought I was still hung up on the big

booty girl, Sidney?

I bet you she didn't even make you French toast.

Come on, Aunt Lucy, let's wait in the car.

Would you hurry up, please? Where's Uncle Bess? Hey, hey. Oh, here we go.

woman. Ooh, Claude, have mercy.

Or I'll put you on a plate with some biscuits and gravy and suck you in. And

Lucy, wait. That's not my car.

You guys come in here. Where you guys been?

What took you so long?

We just had to go for our little daily walk, you know. You ain't got to get

exercise. Exercise is stuff only in that kitchen. Get those dishes all up up

there this morning.

You ain't got no dog on this one.

So how you feel, boy?

Uncle Vesta, I'm still a little nervous.

This is such a big night. I just don't want to do anything that I'll regret.

Oh, son, we got to talk about that another night. Well, I tell you, let

Be yourself.

We're going over there. We're going to be ourselves. We'll show your educated

fidgety in -laws how to have a good time tonight.

Better believe that.

Let it go.

Okay, all right. All right.

You're not packing, are you?

Yeah, you know, I'm blessed. I'm hung low. It's my personal business.

Who you with?

Uncle Vesta. Who?

Hey, yo, what up? Can I speak to either Kid or Play?

No, they ain't here.

This is Butcher from the catering company. Is the party still on?

Yeah, the party's still going on.

Well, you tell Kid or Play that I ain't serving nobody until I get the rest of

my money.

I guarantee you your money.

But you gotta bring the food here.

That 1637 blast ass.

Oh, you want me to bring the food there? That's right.

You wanna get paid?

Okay. Bye.

Vita told me you were down home, folks, so I thought we'd have a little soul

food dinner, something I know you people would like. I don't care what you

serve, as long as it ain't Cajun.

The food looks great, Mom.

Poor thing, you don't have no plate.

Hey, Lucy, don't worry about him not having no plate. I got plates for him.

Uh,

Christopher, I suppose you haven't made it big in the music business yet.

Well, Dad, my partner and I... How do you expect to support a wife?

And a baby. You know she's pregnant.

Pregnant? Lord have mercy. See, I knew it. I knew I'd be dreaming about fish.

Fish? There are so many dead fish.

No, Mother, I am not pregnant.

Young man, I was asking you a question.

Okay, well, Dad, my partner and I, we're involved in some very promising

ventures. We have an up -and -coming group named Ross Posse that we signed to

arrest records. Now, when they release them... Release? Ross Posse? What are

they, in jail?

When they release their album, Mother.

And how do you expect to survive until this Ross Posse

makes it big?

In my day, we used to have a saying.

No romance.

Now, hold on there, Freckles.

You got to have a little bit more faith in these young kids today.

Times are different from when you and I was out here doing our thing.

Now, hand me about four or five little biscuits. I sure am hungry.

Uh, that, uh... What is your line of business?

Unemployment line.

I'm a painter. I'm an artiste.

Oh, really?

From what school?

Jacob Lawrence?

Bearden? Uh, kitchen walls and things and shit like that.

Oh, my God. Crayons and finger paints.

Wait a minute, Mom. You're being unfair.

You and Daddy didn't have everything when you first started out.

Yeah, but we worked hard to get where we are today.

I bet you had the whole lot.

talk to my parents like this i forgot you got other things on your mind like

getting with sydney one more time who said i want to get with sydney i heard

playing stinky talking this morning oh i don't believe you and i don't believe

the players at that window

Yo, man, Chef Boat is bugging. He tried to run me down with the bento, man. He

wants a second weapon contract. Like, yep.

Look, didn't I see you to give Boat his money? Didn't I?

You always get me in the trouble. Oh, now it's on me. You wanted a bachelor

party. I'm looking you up, baby. What am I supposed to do? Pay with it? With my

good looks? What about you?

Look, I didn't want the bachelor party. You wanted the bachelor party. Listen,

you. Listen to him.

Get back. Get back. Step back, Satan. I don't want to be buried in your hands.

Now I remember. I even remember your name.

It's to call your job on.

Look, just meet me at the crib later, okay? I got enough to deal with here.

Listen, man, I got problems. Let me talk to you for a minute.

Look,

everybody,

can we just please calm down, okay? We've gotten out of hand, okay?

Let's just calm down, all right?

I will fuck you up, sucker.

Sit down with me.

What are you talking to?

Talking to you?

Cut!

Do you think they're ever going to get along?

Well, I guess that the Crips and Blood can have a truce. I guess they can, too.

Anyway, good night, Mrs. Kidd.

Good night, Mr. Vita.

Mr. Vita?

What did I tell you about watching all that Oprah?

I love you.

Welcome back.

You know, I just had a talk with, uh, Sex is a Weapon, and they claim they

signed any management contract with Kid and Play.

Management, so I'm wondering, why do I need y 'all?

I can explain, sure, but, look, I don't want to hear it. Yo, but, but, I don't

want to hear it.

Now, you two clowns better get my contract signed by tomorrow.

And, uh, one little thing for you, Lee.

I'd like you to check out one of these TJ hors d 'oeuvres.

What?

Oh, that's a toe jam crack.

Yeah, I like to call it the chronic.

Come on, Bodie. Come on, man.

We've known each other too long for this, man.

No. No. No!

You

guys

are cleaning up? Yeah.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Well, kid, we just wanted to show our appreciation.

You've been so good to us.

Hey, look.

Look, here's some money for a pizza.

All right. You still have the video movies, right?

Yeah. I got some running around to do. Then I'm going to go straight to the

hotel for the bachelor party.

So I'll see you guys in the morning.

Oh, there's a slight chance my body might be dumped in the river.

So if I don't see you in the morning, it's been real.

What do you mean, kid?

Look, don't worry about it. It's my problem. Look, just... And have a good

and take care of Lucy, okay?

Okay. See you later.

Hey, y 'all.

I think Uncle Kidd is in big trouble.

Yeah, that punk's so bummed.

Man, we ain't got your money, man.

Showboat got your cash, man.

Showboat? Nigga, we used to have him in an apron with his ass hanging out

running around the cell cleaning up like a bitch.

Really? Really, nigga?

I know he ain't trying to come between me and my money.

Where is it at?

I don't know, man. Just put me down, man. Yo, punk, since you don't know, we

taking these Adidas as partial payment till you find out. You understand?

No, man. Come on, man.

Hey, hey, hey.

Is there a problem in here, fellas?

Uh, no, ma 'am. We just helping my man. in here with his shoes.

Well, keep it down in here.

Ain't simple. You drop something, man.

Hey, you little queer -haired boys in the hood.

Where's Kia?

Where they going?

They gotta take a peek.

Uh, so you came to listen to our demo?

Hurry up, man. We gotta beat the all -time record.

So where is he?

Uh, kid.

Kid? Oh, yeah, kid.

Well, he's having a bachelor party over at the Motel 6.

Which Motel 6? 29 of them.

I don't know. I'm from Detroit.

He probably went to the one on Washington. You know, they give

ounces. You better not be lying, boy.

Come on.

There's some nice hooves you got there, Gary. I got one bean for you.

One.

How about a biscuit, baby?

Hey,

hey, hey.

Now, that's what I'm talking about. I'm guilty.

Guilty as hell. I was with him. Take me. Cuff me, baby.

Cuff me. Yeah, once you get it, dog.

Hey, what up? What's up, dude?

I don't believe you're going to do this, man. I don't believe you're getting

married, man. You're going out.

You're going out? Why I got to be going out? Why can't I just have a do -right

woman that I'm trying to do right by? Look, man, you ain't doing right until

tomorrow. For tonight, the hose is here. I'm going to tear this party up!

Nigga now that's the next gun.

Nigga made me proud.

Yeah, those 40 ounces really do upgrade the Motel 6. The only reason I mess

around with it.

Look, I like that no women, but is it my imagination or do we have an extra

amount of fat women here tonight?

Don't sweat it man.

My cousin's stinky, man. It's his thing. It's posse. Look, I didn't want any

women. It was just a fella.

Damn it, dude.

There's no turtle that fast.

Be in touch, Aunt Lucy.

Call us if you need us. See ya.

Marcus, where's the food?

I snuck out of the house to come here.

I'm hungry.

We got a catering coming, baby.

I'll get those cons with the food for the hotel.

I know. Let's go find out what's happening. Come on.

It's a mile for a kid to play, J .B. Jam Jam.

So slowly, motherfuckers, I'm here tonight.

Fool, I'll show him home.

What the fuck is your problem?

The problem is that this fucking fool ain't paying for it. Ain't nobody eating

until I get the rest of my money. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. But you let these two

police women here eat. Oh, oh, oh, oh. They got guns, too. We got wars, pimp

daddy. Yeah, you got a good point.

Looks like there's some action going on out here.

I'm looking for Peter Pratt.

Um, that's me.

Miss Pratt, I have a warrant for your arrest. What? What?

Failure to pay a series of parking tickets.

Oh, no, no, no, no. That's a mistake.

I pay my tickets.

I'm about to take you down.

What?

This is yours.

Tomorrow is my wedding day. I'm getting married tomorrow. Miss, please, face the

wall.

Spread your legs.

Don't worry about it, Vita. You already got on strike.

Folks, please stand back into the house.

Pursuing a penal code section 393 .03.

I command you...

Yeah, this nigga's watching his shit.

This party seem bunk to me. Man, y 'all supposed to deliver at 1637, blast down.

Look here, I deliver this food anywhere.

You hear me? Anywhere, as long as you got the money.

We got money.

1637, blast down. You get paid when we get fed.

Hey,

man.

That money must have switched the tape.

That is a cop.

Kids, can you check out the bathroom? Boy, they're making guys smaller these

days.

And bowlegged.

Now, this your stripper? Yes, baby. I think you better try to get a refund.

I'll show you what a stripper is.

waiting for Kit to show up for his bachelor party and watching that ass.

Yo, yo, yo, Trick, let me hold the cellular joint, man.

Give me the phone. Yo, yo, Clay, the phone ain't turned on.

I'm frontin', man. Told you the hoes like that.

Hey, man, pay your damn bill.

Hey, man, send him a couple checks.

Look, man, the phone company don't take welfare checks.

It's like all I know is broke brothers.

Look, I got to come over there.

Johnny, man. What's up with that vagina?

you may get out the house. Now get to setting.

Ladies and gentlemen, the boat is leaving the building. Please don't throw

more panties. Thank you. You're welcome.

Oh, darling, you're never like me.

Ow!

Don't let me down, man. Here, check it out, kid.

All for you, boy.

I'm here to tell you that you are all that.

Baby, I eat through that dress to get to that ass.

Nah, fuck that dress. I eat through them drawers.

What'd I say wrong?

What? What now?

Close your eyes.

Come on, trust me. Open your eyes.

The ball.

Open your eyes wide.

For a big surprise.

Come on, honey.

I hear you're taking a job in Washington.

And you're getting married.

Rita is a lucky woman. I wish you guys a lot of happiness.

Well, I better get back to my grandparents.

Bye.

Kid, I wish it had ended better between us.

Yeah, me too.

She's better for you. She'll give you what you need.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

I will always love you.

Friends?

Friends.

Oh.

Didn't I tell you about 90?

Yes. I knew he was going to worry you. He gave me like a whoo.

Yeah, there's a good thing I found out about this before it was too late, huh?

No, wait a minute. You didn't see what you thought you saw. I mean, what you

thought you saw, you didn't really see.

Okay, save the jokes, kid. Look, you've got it all wrong, okay? Her grandparents

are here celebrating their anniversary in another suite. I didn't even know she

was here.

What are you talking about? That's perfect. So you give her a kiss on her

grandparents' anniversary.

A kiss?

It was a goodbye, have a nice life kiss. Thank you? You don't trust me? Fine.

I guess this is what being married to you is going to be about, huh? Yeah, do

whatever. You're going to do whatever anyway.

Time out. Okay, good. Time out. Time out!

Come on, Rita. Stop flipping. Come on. Come here.

She's going to play me.

He is not all that. Girl, you were wrong.

Janelle, I just saw my man kissing his ex -girlfriend on just a fact.

Yo, kid, man, take time out, man, and turn this thing the other way around,

You would have drawn the same conclusions, man. For the first time,

convinced that this woman's going to make you happy, man.

Are you ready to blow it? Now, you say you love him.

If you really love him, Vita, then you got to trust him, baby.

Because I got a lot invested in this wedding, man. I don't be damned if it's

going to go down the tubes over some misunderstanding.

Well, I'm walking down the aisle with Vita, my damn soul. That's all there is

it, man. Word up.

Come on, man. She wouldn't have you.

Now, what you need to do is stop tripping and take your big ass back down

stairs and go get your man.

Hey, kiddo.

I'm sorry.

Look, I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have blown up at you.

There you go, man.

I've been looking all over for you guys.

Telephone, eh?

Uncle Vester.

Yes.

Uncle Vester?

Kids, you better hurry up and get on here. This boy got a party.

Everybody and their mama here, including the Lord. Okay, all right. We'll be

right there.

Now come over here and bother the people every night trying to embarrass

somebody. Also, the goddamn Lord. What you want to do? I ain't scared of you.

I ain't writing a key. I'll get one of you.

1637 Blast Avenue. That disturbance is now eventual.

Oh, I'm gonna kill those little guys.

This your house? Uh, yes.

The party's got to stop. You're disturbing the peace.

Wait a minute. Hold on, Officer Evans.

My man here, he's getting married tomorrow, man. I'm just trying to send

here in style.

Could you... Are you married?

Yeah. Come on, man. Think about it. The night before you lost your freedom, you

realized that night, that's going to be the last night you're going to be

hanging out with your homies, chasing after the honeys.

No more nothing, man. Just you, the TV, and her.

Come on, man.

You people have a nice evening, okay?

Come on, man, let's talk. I have a cousin that's a knife.

a hyper party with me and play.

Where's my money?

Look,

I'm getting married tomorrow.

You wouldn't hurt the family jewels, would you?

That's our new group, Immature.

We just signed them.

We were getting ready to call you to tell you to come down and check them

and the other act as promised, my brother.

Sex is a weapon. We got a deal?

Yeah, a deal.

Wait a minute. I thought you were saying we're cold -blooded men.

Well, uh, since you heard about what they did to those blind rappers, we, uh,

tease our minds, right?

We can't be doing business with people, him and that, like I am. So we don't

like that.

Yeah.

Uh,

okay, girl.

Oh, that's two groups, Robo.

I guess you owe us now, huh?

Hook him up.

Yeah, hook me up.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

See,

man, I told you I'd take care of everything, man.

It's the American way.

Well, congratulations, man, for your honeymoon.

Excuse me, Frank, can I have my baby now? You can have your baby now.

Excuse me, excuse me. Hey, kid, you know we've been locked in trouble for years.

Wow, thanks a lot. Oh, that might be just enough to clean up after this.

Back to the party, I guess.

Hey,

Cod.

My 50 cents. Sure, let me get some change, man. Can anybody bust up a

I want my 50 % man. I'll burn this place down, man.

It's time to get live. So when I say make some, you say noise. Make some.

Make some. Noise. When I say make some, you say noise. Make some. Noise. Make

some. Noise.

This is a house party.

What's the matter, brother? Didn't you hear me say I'm the man that you heard

about? The fly, dark -skinned brother that the girl he spread the word about.

And then you wonder why I get sex more. You get sex more because I'm the boy

next door. And with a smile and a grin, and then I go up in, and then an hour

later, I'm at it again. And then I'm ready to go, but you don't hear me go.

I'm about to throw, just like rainbow.

I keep it even flow. Watch as I do the show. And I'm going to flip it and shake

it like Judas. So don't try to say that I can't when I can't pull. Watch me

trample this hip -hop. The choice is yours, Black. You can either catch a cap

get slapped.

So when I say make some, you say noise. Make some.

Make some. When I say make some, you say noise. Make some.

Make some. Knock, knock, you gotta let me in, cause I know you got alligator

skin underneath for your chin, and I only must pick up. Roughneck nigga,

him in a sick dress to see who's bigger. The left never ever did expect to pull

it. When I say it's time to get it up, I know we can't show it. And if you make

him a...

I'll never give in.

Come on, man. Get in and play productions. We're going to be large.

You got us a car?

Chill, man. It's for business, man.

Pack right off.

Enjoy it. Congratulations.

Yo, come on, you.

How about some encore?

Yeah, we like it raw!

We'll be right back.

I see right now and I got to show you it ain't nothing sweet. Go get your

motherfucking hammer and act like you're one drama.

I sent a message to your mama. How do you know your one son's left? I am life

kill. And he has been marked for death. He's up the hill in the back of the

building with two in the dough. I left him tippered in a suit. How about

tomorrow? Cool. Yeah, we like it raw. How about tomorrow?

We'll be right back.