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You know, Joe and Susan, they're just kind of boring.

They've been like high school sweethearts since forever. They never

this town.

I mean, I think that's kind of sweet, though.

I think it's kind of pathetic.

True love is pathetic?

It's high school. What do you know about true love in high school?

Ah, wait a minute. I forgot. It wasn't that long ago for you.

Right. I'll fit right in at your high school reunion because everyone will

I'm a current student there.

You know, you are really hot.

Yeah, and you are really judgmental.

Oh, and my friend Jeff is going to be there too. We used to play high school

football together, so that's everybody.

Yeah, it'll be like glory days, you know?

Maybe we can even tag team?

Uh, no way.

Hey, he drank the Kool -Aid too. He's happily married.

So don't try to fuck him.

I'm serious, okay?

I won't.

Oh my goodness.

Holy hell.

Too heavy?

It's heavy.

All right, you don't think I have anything to worry about, right?

These are just, you know, friends of yours from forever ago.

No, you don't have anything to worry about. They're not judgmental.

And even if they were, what are they going to say?

Oh, poor Stephanie.

Hooking up with a young, studly medical student.

I guess you're right.

Would you rather we stay at the B &B?

Oh, no, no. You know, Joe and Susan seem like really nice old people. I think

you'd be fine.

Stop with that old talk.

I'm kidding. Go.

You're getting older, too.

Don't forget, I might trade you in for even a younger model.

Joe, we have to stop this. We're going to be here in 20 minutes. I

care.

Laura?

Yes! Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Wow!

You look gorgeous!

So much better than you look on TV.

Oh, please. Like you watch all those books anyway.

Jamie watches them sometimes.

How is she, by the way? I miss her.

She's doing great. She's doing great.

That's how I tell everyone. She's going to make it.

Something came up at work.

Oh, is it the promotion? I heard about it.

Yes, it's the promotion.

They finally realized that she runs the company and they should be paying her

what she's worth.

Oh, that's great. She so deserved it.

Yeah, um, is nothing, no one's home? Did you knock? Yeah, I knocked. I looked

through the window and stuff like that. You know, maybe they're out back.

Do you want to go check?

Yeah, of course.

Oh,

man.

That's fun.

Oh,

looky here.

Wine?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, just like Susan to leave that open.

Perfect. Of course.

Thank you.

Right on.

Thanks, honey.

Okay, you have to tell me about all the crazy Hollywood affairs you're having,

right?

Hardly. Jesus.

God, I messed around and had an affair with the director.

For the last few months, I've just been smoothing it over.

Oh, with the producers?

No, his wife.

Oh, my God, I'm sorry for laughing.

No, please, he said. I'm an idiot.

Oh, hell no. How are you supposed to know? That's his fault. That's on him.

Thank you.

Please come back with me and tell everyone that, because no one believes

Oh, that sucks.

Yeah.

the sexual harassment allegations to come out. You know, hashtag him too.

Oh my God. Well, look, if it ever goes to court and you need a character

witness, please contact me.

Your Honor, I swear the whole time I was married, she did not try to have sex

with me once. Not once. No matter how hard I tried, she did not want to have

with me.

Cheers on that. You got it.

I don't see anybody.

Nobody in there?

Is that you?

Hey, Ray.

My God, you look great.

See you.

Hey, I'm Aiden, by the way. Nice to meet you.

Oh, I can't wear my manners. Okay, Ray, this is Aiden.

Aiden, this is Ray.

Ray, Aiden. My high school boyfriend.

Oh, no pressure, son.

Oh,

I'm sorry, this is my new girlfriend, Rachel.

We have been together for six months.

You know, that's kind of a new relationship for middle -aged people.

I'm not saying because you guys are middle -aged or old by any means, I'm

saying that... Did you hear that? I think everyone's in the backyard.

Party! You okay?

Yeah, you hurt.

You know, give the old people time to get there. Walk slower.

Oh my god, who's that?

Goddamn!

Stephanie!

How are you? How are you?

This is Rachel.

This is Jeff. And that's Laura.

Laura, you look... amazing right you're on TV

does

anybody

want any wine

Farewell. Oh yay!

Don't.

Come on, better than watching you clean.

Yeah me too.

Nice to meet you.

Oh my

God.

Super.

So, where the fuck are Dylan going? I don't know. I don't know.

Pretty cool that he's leaving booze.

Yeah, we used to call her Susie Homemaker because after every game, she

leave a huge spread.

That's why Joe married her, right? Because she had such a fantastic spread.

So, how long have you two been married?

Oh, no, no, no. We're just friends. We're not married. I'm actually really

friends with his wife, Janie. Oh, sorry.

You both look so natural together, I just assumed.

No, I'm married. Her name is Janie. She's home.

She couldn't make it, but we're happily married, and she's there at home.

Okay.

Oh, you ready to crash a reunion?

Ready as I'll ever be.

It's a good thing you both are here together because if you ever get bored

listening to us reminisce about old times, you both could talk to each

right? You're about the same age.

Think I can pull this off at the reunion?

I don't know.

Or maybe we could not put it on at all.

Why do you have to be like that?

Aren't you funny?

Yeah.

Humor.

Did you say old again? It's wrong.

Little thing.

Oh my God. No, I did not.

Girl.

I can see Laura's face.

What do you mean?

I think she's a little jealous that I have somebody.

Your friends are? They're cute.

Which one was Laura again?

TV actress?

Oh, yeah.

Was she like fucking the guy in the trench coat or something? That guy?

No.

Didn't you hear?

He's happily married.

She's a really good friend.

I see

a

lot of entertainment this weekend.

Really? Yeah.

Am I going to indulge in this entertainment?

Or is it just for me?

Why do you have that difficult pants?

Oh my god.

I can't help you with this.

I can't get all this off of you.

Thank you.

Yeah,

I love it.

squeezing them oh

yes

it does

Oh, fuck.

Who are you?

Yeah. Yeah?

Come here.

Take those off. Oh, yeah. Like, shoot these things off of me.

Thank you.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh my god.

So good.

Oh my god.

Really really good.

That was really, really good.

Those balls are so full.

Oh my god.

Oh, my God, yes.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh,

baby.

Oh,

fuck.

Slow it down, slow it down, slow it down. Oh, nice.

Yes,

baby.

We have time.

Tell me how you want to be. Time.

Oh.

oh oh

my

god oh

That was so good.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Yes.

I love that being inside of me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

I do I

like

the way they feel in my hand

I feel so good.

Using my time together. Oh, my God, yeah.

Yeah. Oh,

fuck. Yeah, look at that. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm doing your fucking mom.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh my god.

Look at that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh.

Seriously seriously taking a trip down memory lane

To high school?

To high school!

Oh my

god.

I haven't danced like that in forever.

Really? I couldn't tell. Looks like you do that all the time.

Okay, now I know you're lying because I fell right into you.

Or on you.

Oh, believe me, I could take it.

And you could fall on me any day of the week.

I mean, I would assume being a single woman, you probably go out a lot with

friends.

No, not single ladies that I have to be up at 4 .30 a .m. to be on set by 6

without puffy eyes.

Oh, right.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

I haven't even asked you about your work.

Why? I got laid off.

Oh my god.

Jeff. You were running that company, right? You were.

Yes.

Senior software operations manager.

I hated it.

Check this out.

This.

that's gorgeous oh my god look at this furniture this is what i really want to

do oh my god this is so great look at that headboard oh my god i wanted how

is that it's gorgeous really yeah i mean it's not actually for sale but

i'm sorry but what why not it's been i can't believe janie's not monetizing

already janie uh isn't really Back

me right now.

I don't understand.

She could be floating everything while you're figuring out marking.

I mean, she has a big promotion anyway, right? So what would really matter?

We're separated.

My gosh, why didn't you tell all of us?

Because I didn't want to... Look, this weekend was supposed to be about all of

us getting together and reminiscing about all the good times we used to

Yeah. And I didn't want to ruin it bringing everybody down about my

failed marriage and the fact that my life isn't helping.

Forget all that.

You're an artist.

You are an artist.

I'm no artist.

Come on.

Yes, you are.

Yeah, well... Janie doesn't think that. She says I ruin

everything.

Did you guys write a counseling?

Yeah. Been there, wrecked that.

How did you recount, Blake?

I don't know, but according to Janie, I ruin everything.

She says me wanting to make that furniture, it's a pipe dream, and it's a

of time, and I need to go out and get a software job immediately.

Well, she can't tell you what to do. You guys are separated.

Yeah. She also doesn't want to pay me, Alamo.

So, what I understand is you are looking for a job that you hate, that you don't

even want, so she doesn't have to pay you money and a divorce?

That doesn't make any sense.

Yeah, that's pretty much it.

Hey,

do you remember when we used to sleep in here?

After practice and hang out?

Yeah.

You know, I used to fantasize about you wearing your

cheerleader outfit.

Oh, whatever.

Oh,

really? Yeah, at least once a

month.

Earlier today.

I didn't know.

So, are you trying to tell me I should go find it for you?

No, I'm not saying that.

Have you ever thought about me at all?

Well, I did think about this hunky quarterback that used to play

football.

So, yes, I did.

I also used to get pretty wet underneath that cheerleading skirt.

Oh, my God. I had no idea.

I know.

Oh, man.

Hey, listen.

I have this new love scene coming up, and I could use a little

practice.

Would you like to help me?

Does this thing involve kissing?

Yes.

God damn it, Laura, it's so fucking beautiful.

It's like in high school, huh?

Oh, fuck!

oh oh

That's crazy.

I got it,

I got it.

I'm so tired.

God damn it.

Oh, fuck.

Mm -hmm.

Oh my god, Laura.

Oh,

wow.

See ya.

oh oh

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Wow. Oh,

my God. Yes,

yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh,

sorry. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. I got a little bit in my ass. I like it.

Hold here.

Oh,

sorry. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes. Fuck.

Legs up. Legs up. Perfect.

Thank you. Oh, fuck. Oh,

yes.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, man.

Oh fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Wow.

You are amazing.

Me? Can't be seen for film.

You guys can actually dance really

well. I have to say, I'm extremely impressed.

What happened to Jeff and Laura?

Maybe they finally hooked up.

Jeff would not cheat on Janie.

What?

You got dirt?

Actually, they're separated.

What?

I had no idea.

Well, so there's no right for getting married in the first place.

Ray! What?

different with them. I mean, yeah, they're married, but they resigned to

Excuse me?

What?

Look, Susan, you were one of the craziest chicks that I knew when we were

high school.

And then you met Joe, and you kind of... What are

you saying?

She met me, and then she just... What are you getting at here?

I...

I think it's great how you two have managed to stay together for so long.

Like, it's something to really be proud of.

Seriously, how did you even do it?

What?

What's the juicy secret?

Is it trips to Hawaii?

Do you guys eat sushi off of each other's naked bodies every Friday night?

I'm not sure. sure you two would really understand.

I know what it is.

You do?

Yes. You two are swingers.

No way.

They don't even know what that means.

Oh.

I think she's on to us.

Can you handle it, Ray?

I don't know, Ray.

I'm a little insulted.

I think it's so hot that you and your wife fuck other people.

That's what I want to do when I'm not there.

I think you've scared Ray a little bit.

Mm -hmm.

Definitely. We have to stay in touch.

Absolutely.

Thanks,

Holly.

I would be upset if you didn't.

Hey, I still want that headboard.

Of course.

Only if I can install it myself.

You got it.

See you around.

That was so much more fun than I thought it would be.

You said you and Susan were boring.

That wasn't boring.

I guess people change.

Susan is so hot.

I'll bet she was a great fuck.

I wouldn't know.

What? Wait.

You didn't... Like I said, sometimes people change.

Let's go home.

Hey, I'm still so confused.

Do you want to talk about it?

I just had an epiphany.

I realized that I was acting really immature.

I don't get it.

I thought that by dating a younger girl that I'd be able to do all these wild

and crazy things without any consequences.

And then consequences happened.

What do you mean?

I knew that I had full permission to do whatever I wanted with Susan.

And I knew what you were doing with Joe.

Then I realized that I really care about you.

So I said no.

Kind of ironic isn't it had to go back to high school in order to grow up

Thank you.

Okay.

Hmm.

Floor.

Yes.

You'll be dead by then, probably.

What?

Look, there's a lot of good years left in Isabella, okay?

And then that means there's a lot of good years left.